Al Bundy's Best Insults

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2016
  • Married with Children best insults

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  • @karathibodeaux8540
    @karathibodeaux8540 6 лет назад +7614

    We laughed at this and had a good sense of humor. Now everyone gets butt hurt. Those were the days...

    • @whitewolfsounds2273
      @whitewolfsounds2273 2 года назад +97

      True

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 года назад +412

      @Chris Jovi it's our problem too. It means they can't be as funny on TV.
      And it indirectly means a societal trend where people are softer and colder, and weaker.

    • @thatpart2543
      @thatpart2543 2 года назад +42

      Exactly

    • @RawHemi1
      @RawHemi1 2 года назад +4

      @Chris Jovi p

    • @lorenzomoore6398
      @lorenzomoore6398 2 года назад +12

      Yes Lord.

  • @jonny22kil15
    @jonny22kil15 2 года назад +1673

    Many people forget that al bundy scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk high

    • @Aryon1969
      @Aryon1969 2 года назад +45

      Kelly sure did when it mattered the most.

    • @wildgrem
      @wildgrem 2 года назад +24

      dude is a legend

    • @milescallamy6815
      @milescallamy6815 2 года назад +18

      His knee was down!

    • @rileygoodread3415
      @rileygoodread3415 2 года назад +21

      And he really DID PLAY Football in College. University of Pennsylvania.
      He was the VERY LAST player cut from the Pittsburgh Steeler's, on the LAST day of 'Pre-Season.'

    • @ntal5859
      @ntal5859 2 года назад +27

      Then he met Peggy Wanker, and it was all down hill.

  • @frankmoscarelljr4624
    @frankmoscarelljr4624 Год назад +188

    “You’re asking an awful lot of the sun” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kylegremillion7581
    @kylegremillion7581 6 месяцев назад +184

    The "I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank" insult is still one of the most legendary jokes ever delivered.

    • @steiner554
      @steiner554 4 месяца назад +8

      My all time favorite of ANY show.

    • @abeed87
      @abeed87 Месяц назад +4

      Is that the law offices of Hagen and das is my favorite 😂

    • @gmatuz8276
      @gmatuz8276 26 дней назад +3

      You're asking a lot of the sun is another! 😂

  • @swordmonkey5932
    @swordmonkey5932 2 года назад +1780

    Bundy was a warrior against Karen's ahead of his time

    • @K4R3N
      @K4R3N Год назад +23

      Now just hold on a minute

    • @colehampton4579
      @colehampton4579 Год назад +5

      Haha

    • @cesarramos1038
      @cesarramos1038 Год назад +50

      Karens will never get close to Al Bundy. He will tear them up. Al is the best

    • @parkdaniel3980
      @parkdaniel3980 Год назад +5

      Don't use karen in this

    • @cesarramos1038
      @cesarramos1038 Год назад +17

      My licence plate says ALBUNDY

  • @eggroll0857
    @eggroll0857 2 года назад +2919

    When I was 14, I laugh cause it's funny
    Now I'm 34, I laugh cause it's true.

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 2 года назад +75

      It's just like the Homer Simpson parable. When you were younger, you laughed at him. When you're older, you pretty much *are* him

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky 2 года назад +35

      And it is still funny.

    • @Bert_de_Wit
      @Bert_de_Wit 2 года назад +26

      @@nowthatsjustducky It ABSOLUTELY is still funny. Timeless jokes!

    • @franchisesapa7790
      @franchisesapa7790 2 года назад +10

      Profound statement

    • @quantaluxvision
      @quantaluxvision 2 года назад +42

      I laugh now because it's funny, but inside I cry because he's got a better life than myself and a lot of other Americans. Hell, Al at least OWNS his home.

  • @jonroland2702
    @jonroland2702 9 месяцев назад +165

    I love how Jefferson always busts a gut when Al cracks a joke at Marcy 🤣🤣

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 5 месяцев назад +2

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

    • @michaelmauch7914
      @michaelmauch7914 2 месяца назад +1

      You beat me to it🤣

    • @maugel0
      @maugel0 2 месяца назад +2

      Well congatulations Marcy, I didn't know your'e expected

    • @willowbrooks
      @willowbrooks 2 месяца назад

      ​@@michaelmauch7914😂 same

  • @d.c.barker
    @d.c.barker Год назад +55

    1 2 3 4...you're gonna fall through the floor. 🤣

  • @11DNA11
    @11DNA11 6 лет назад +4254

    The world needs Al Bundy more than ever.

  • @williamjohnsoniii338
    @williamjohnsoniii338 Год назад +360

    The man who fights and wins against Karens. The hero we need nowadays.

    • @jasoncarr8933
      @jasoncarr8933 11 месяцев назад +6

      Amen brother.

    • @damonclark5742
      @damonclark5742 11 месяцев назад +18

      No Karen on earth stands a chance against Al Bundy.😂

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 10 месяцев назад +8

      Let’s all agree to use Al Bundy’s words against all Karens

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@diabolusvincit and a fair number of karens are on the heavier side of things. I’ve heard stories of karens who were just one bend at the waist away from tearing their too tight yoga pants to shreds

    • @That-Guy-79
      @That-Guy-79 8 месяцев назад +2

      NO MAAM!

  • @donjuandelanoootch
    @donjuandelanoootch Год назад +353

    As kid I watched it for Kelly. Now that I’m 34 I watch it for Al. 😂😂

    • @boltzmannbrain6607
      @boltzmannbrain6607 Год назад

      You still watch it for kelly you nonce

    • @donjuandelanoootch
      @donjuandelanoootch Год назад

      @@boltzmannbrain6607 nonce nice where did you find that man back in 1983???

    • @nurfuerverrueckte
      @nurfuerverrueckte Год назад +33

      39. Still watching for Kelly.

    • @boltzmannbrain6607
      @boltzmannbrain6607 Год назад +2

      @@nurfuerverrueckte bro she was 15 yo. Thats foul

    • @elaineewalt8137
      @elaineewalt8137 Год назад +11

      @@boltzmannbrain6607
      Lol, as if YOU don't take a gander at her...lol 🤣😂

  • @mistydolphin2524
    @mistydolphin2524 7 месяцев назад +40

    Al bundy is a treasure. His insults never get old. We need more shows like this nowadays.

  • @TheLastOfTheFinest80
    @TheLastOfTheFinest80 2 года назад +712

    "Married With Children" along with the character of Al Bundy is one of those reminders of why the 90s is indeed the last great decade.

    • @atvbass10
      @atvbass10 2 года назад +40

      I’ve always said the same thing. I know most people say their decade was the best that they grew up in, but I def agree that the 90’s was literally the last decade that kids got to grow up without social media, narcissistic morons taking videos/pics of themselves, politically correct bull shit being shoved in your face. I’m so thankful I was born in ‘92.

    • @kri249
      @kri249 2 года назад +27

      Sadly this is true. I remember we always thought the new millennium would bring bigger and better things and we never appreciated what we had.
      Now that I've seen what the future has to offer I want a damn refund.

    • @mitchellaines9219
      @mitchellaines9219 2 года назад +4

      Absolutediddly , me kids were born in that great decade.

    • @Vulpas
      @Vulpas 2 года назад +19

      I agree. Early '00s was okay, but it just became a shitshow almost overnight.

    • @TheLastOfTheFinest80
      @TheLastOfTheFinest80 2 года назад +15

      @Bret White I was born in '80, and believe me I would sell my soul to the devil relieve 1992 to 1999.

  • @ccreature3927
    @ccreature3927 6 лет назад +894

    I like how Jefferson always cracks up behind Marcy's back

    • @bd1zzle
      @bd1zzle 6 лет назад +18

      c creature I honestly don’t think it was suppose to happen

    • @johnbrown3011
      @johnbrown3011 6 лет назад +24

      Yes it was- he did it every time.

    • @RyuBlack93
      @RyuBlack93 6 лет назад +17

      c creature Jefferson was funny, but always liked Steve Rhodes better... he just fit better.

    • @aekfuturewriter13
      @aekfuturewriter13 6 лет назад +2

      Me too!

    • @therealflamelit
      @therealflamelit 6 лет назад +5

      Steve was that dude

  • @cisco95021
    @cisco95021 Год назад +380

    Never missed an episode of truly unapologetic comedy, one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.

    • @jamessager5358
      @jamessager5358 Год назад +9

      Total Blue Collar, like when we were allowed to have fun.

    • @xenu3618
      @xenu3618 Год назад +2

      Same, was so disappointed when they canceled the show

    • @stevengators
      @stevengators Год назад +1

      I agree I hated TV years ago I cut the cord and toss the set out the freaking window, during a fight with my mate, I seen married with children at my friend's house the next day, the following day after that I purchased a brand new set,
      Just for Al Bundy!!! Hahaha yeah

    • @jamessager5358
      @jamessager5358 Год назад

      @@stevengators Wow, did he see it coming or did it land on him?

    • @wheelInmotion430
      @wheelInmotion430 Год назад +5

      This show would’ve been cancelled in the first season now

  • @nunya3461
    @nunya3461 Год назад +72

    The “I would but I only have 1/2 a tank of gas!” Is probably one of my all time favorites 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mixedprincess91
      @mixedprincess91 10 месяцев назад +1

      I’ve never understood that one.

    • @ryanm4013
      @ryanm4013 9 месяцев назад

      @@mixedprincess91Because she is so fat he would need to drive around her

    • @stuartculshaw5342
      @stuartculshaw5342 9 месяцев назад

      @@mixedprincess91 Its a fat joke. "How dare you say that to my face" "I'd say it behind your back but I only have 1/2 a tank of gas".

    • @mixedprincess91
      @mixedprincess91 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@stuartculshaw5342 It still doesn’t make sense, though.

    • @stuartculshaw5342
      @stuartculshaw5342 9 месяцев назад

      @@mixedprincess91 He's saying that she is so fat he would need more than half a tank of gas to drive around to the back of her.

  • @jaimhaas5170
    @jaimhaas5170 2 года назад +2111

    Honestly this is funnier than anything being shown on TV now.

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 2 года назад +15

      YES!

    • @shuipsezairi6527
      @shuipsezairi6527 2 года назад +42

      Can’t put anything like this on tv now

    • @joeldukes303
      @joeldukes303 2 года назад +18

      That’s not hard. This is pure gold though

    • @shadowmoth9158
      @shadowmoth9158 2 года назад +7

      Everyone apart from fat people agree

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 2 года назад +53

      @@shadowmoth9158 i am a fat person. If you cant laugh at yourself (and your present conditions or circumstances), youre in bad shape. A few fat jokes dont have the power to tear my self confidence down. I wont let them. I love to laugh and refuse to stop because of politically correct bull$h!t.

  • @markl8216
    @markl8216 6 лет назад +515

    Today’s generation has missed out on true comedy! Al Bundy was the man 87-97!

    • @charliegeraldjr5926
      @charliegeraldjr5926 2 года назад +5

      I did watched this from 87-97

    • @channelofstuff6662
      @channelofstuff6662 2 года назад +2

      @@charliegeraldjr5926
      yup

    • @ElectricianTS
      @ElectricianTS 2 года назад +7

      I was chasing a hair on my screen. It was your avatar... 🤣🙄😁

    • @Shaolingy
      @Shaolingy 2 года назад +4

      U r wrong he still is man 87 - eternity

  • @sweeptheleg.
    @sweeptheleg. Год назад +39

    I love how Jefferson quietly cracks up behind Marcy's back. 😂😂

  • @TamaraInTanzania
    @TamaraInTanzania Год назад +237

    One of my favorite shows as a kid...and I probably didn't understand half the jokes. As an adult this is gold

    • @IsadorCz
      @IsadorCz Год назад +6

      Same here. Its still one of my favorites as adult too

  • @tntmac2705
    @tntmac2705 6 лет назад +2223

    Ed O'Neill is a comic genius. His expressions alone spoke volumes.

    • @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131
      @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 2 года назад +3

      Yeah...
      If only he'd had a volume button ! 🙄

    • @KonElKent
      @KonElKent 2 года назад +6

      And a truly underrated dramatic actor. He was so good in the remake of Dragnet.

    • @jarlairess
      @jarlairess 2 года назад +1

      Idk.... the actors were pretty good too. Especially at 5:50

    • @christianhafer9819
      @christianhafer9819 2 года назад

      Agreed.

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 2 года назад +5

      I think all of them were great actors

  • @CookinginRussia
    @CookinginRussia 6 лет назад +4301

    Back when America still had a sense of humour.

    • @atklm1
      @atklm1 6 лет назад +28

      google inc Which leaves more available women for straight guys, yet they have less sex and live with their parents in their 30's and watch porn.

    • @jayjay4681
      @jayjay4681 6 лет назад +37

      I hear ya......omg i miss that show! I just busted up at all of these but had forgotten the last one with the top 10 things to Marcy! ROFL my ass off!

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 6 лет назад +5

      Persian MGTOW like the draft dodger Reagan yeah you moron

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 6 лет назад +7

      CookinginRussia are you for real? Two words son. President Trump

    • @CookinginRussia
      @CookinginRussia 6 лет назад +4

      So you elected him because he was funny, or he's loads of fun for you now?

  • @eyetech08
    @eyetech08 Год назад +138

    2023....Still the best sitcom EVER produced!!! Before everyone started taking themselves too seriously!! 😢😢

  • @tsvetomirsheev3882
    @tsvetomirsheev3882 Год назад +92

    This man had the best insults in all of sitcom history

    • @lijo4518
      @lijo4518 Год назад +4

      They are still funny as hell..."chicken lady" omg 🤣

    • @jaybarnes8720
      @jaybarnes8720 Год назад +6

      Him and Sophia from Golden Girls are tied

  • @chrisbarton6760
    @chrisbarton6760 2 года назад +327

    “Well I’d say it to your face but my car only has half a tank of gas” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @markenglish78
      @markenglish78 2 года назад +12

      Best line ever!

    • @kmart111
      @kmart111 2 года назад +1

      @@markenglish78 i dont get it

    • @Jonas_Aa
      @Jonas_Aa 2 года назад

      @@kmart111 To get away far enough for her not hear he would have to drive more than a half a tank of gas because she is so big.

    • @zombieshoot4318
      @zombieshoot4318 2 года назад +23

      @@kmart111 “Well I’d say it to your back but my car only has half a tank of gas” is the right quote. And it's Bundy saying she's so fat he'd have to drive there but he'd run out of gas on the way since he only has a half tank.

    • @TheUnseenPath
      @TheUnseenPath 2 года назад

      @@kmart111 Al is saying that the woman is so fat that if he were to insult her behind her back, and she'd hear him, he''d need a full tank of gas to out speed her but since he's got half a tank she'd catch up to him.

  • @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz
    @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 6 лет назад +393

    I love how Jefferson cracks up behind Marcy's back every time Al makes fun of her, lol.

    • @IzziedeD
      @IzziedeD 2 года назад +8

      yesss! he just couldnt keep it inside

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 2 года назад +9

      I wonder how anyone can stay in character even when they know the lines in advance.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 2 года назад +4

      Why do women live longer? Because the men die of laughter.

    • @NoahBodze
      @NoahBodze 2 года назад +2

      Every time.

    • @tonywinters4122
      @tonywinters4122 2 года назад +5

      OMG yes Jefferson was awesome, always cracking up at Al's jokes!

  • @lilsqueezie
    @lilsqueezie Год назад +75

    I like how Jefferson stands behind Marcy laughing his ass off when Al insults his wife lmfao. Al is one of a kind 👏👏👏 ☝️

    • @robertbarlett4570
      @robertbarlett4570 8 месяцев назад +3

      That always made me laugh more....The producers and director were genius...It is stuff he wants to say but can't....

    • @SonyStudioPro
      @SonyStudioPro 7 месяцев назад +2

      ⁠​⁠@@robertbarlett4570that wasn’t written… al those laughing by Jefferson was spontaneous and not scripted… they decided to leave it in the eventual show due to the fact it was spontaneously and funny as hell. So no, the director or producer (producer was Marcy btw!) didn’t want to delete all those moments…

    • @nocturnalrecluse1216
      @nocturnalrecluse1216 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@SonyStudioProsource?

    • @SonyStudioPro
      @SonyStudioPro 7 месяцев назад

      @@nocturnalrecluse1216 just watch the reunion episodes where they all explain things and how much were improvised during recordings.

  • @wbill2k
    @wbill2k Год назад +138

    Married With Children was and still is the best sitcom that ever aired on network television. This show came on at 9:00PM every week which was my bed time on school nights. I had to beg to be able to stay up to watch it. That whole cast made me laugh so hard I'd be crying... It should be in the Sitcom Hall Of Fame...

    • @rideon1956
      @rideon1956 11 месяцев назад +3

      Fox network. Way before NFL

    • @rahmen6600
      @rahmen6600 6 месяцев назад +2

      I agree.

    • @Joe-lc3sv
      @Joe-lc3sv 6 месяцев назад +1

      Good but not the best lol

    • @benjaminpineda2456
      @benjaminpineda2456 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Joe-lc3sv which one is the best so I can laugh as well?

    • @CUzzell
      @CUzzell 4 месяца назад

      How did Al keep his job? LOL

  • @Bram25
    @Bram25 6 лет назад +692

    "How dare you say that in my face?!"
    I would say it behind your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas.
    The.Best.Line.In. A. Comedy. EVER!

    • @kushdubey1111
      @kushdubey1111 4 года назад

      I didn't get it. Please explain

    • @PSYCHOV3N0M
      @PSYCHOV3N0M 3 года назад +32

      @@kushdubey1111 You're joking right???
      He implied she's so fat that he doesn't have enough gas in his car to drive around her fat body in order to reach behind her back.

    • @mirceaalexandrescu5552
      @mirceaalexandrescu5552 2 года назад +3

      Epic 😂😂😂😂

    • @Rj-yr1br
      @Rj-yr1br 2 года назад +1

      I agree

    • @jacksonmehoff4963
      @jacksonmehoff4963 2 года назад

      For sure best ever !!

  • @briangillespey2797
    @briangillespey2797 Год назад +198

    The law offices of Haagen and Dazs line kills me

    • @martingarcia4373
      @martingarcia4373 Год назад +4

      How about the law office of Ben & Jerry's?

    • @xxxhq2805
      @xxxhq2805 Год назад +2

      ​@@martingarcia4373 doesn't sound like a law office, unlike Häagen and Dazs, which is what made the joke that much better, it really sounded like a law firm

    • @voradownz
      @voradownz Год назад +1

      Yea and he pronounces it like Hog-gin and dazs, i think. A pun on pork

    • @denacequintana3142
      @denacequintana3142 Год назад +2

      ​@@voradownz Bundy was savage AF.

    • @richardharepax123
      @richardharepax123 11 месяцев назад

      I think of it every time I see that ice cream

  • @danbarrette9888
    @danbarrette9888 Год назад +38

    I laughed from the beginning to the end. How can someone not love this?

    • @adam-xt8te
      @adam-xt8te Год назад +5

      Because "someone" is fat and "body positive" xD

    • @nickyj3571
      @nickyj3571 Год назад

      ​@@adam-xt8te what

    • @thesecdef4865
      @thesecdef4865 11 месяцев назад +4

      Simple. They're part of this younger generation that's softer than a marshmallow.

    • @nickyj3571
      @nickyj3571 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@thesecdef4865 they couldn't make a good show like this even if they tried now. Something about show's and movies from late 80s and early 90s just had a different feel

  • @JesusChrist-xb7jq
    @JesusChrist-xb7jq Год назад +852

    I actually own a NO MA’AM shirt.
    A young girl at work got “offended” by it. Mission complete.

    • @zxKAOS1
      @zxKAOS1 Год назад +27

      She could've just countered with a FANG shirt of her own :D

    • @damageincorporatedmetal43v73
      @damageincorporatedmetal43v73 Год назад +6

      Cheese & Rice !!!

    • @KarlaHolland
      @KarlaHolland Год назад +7

      Maybe if you gave her context for the shirt, she wouldn't have been so offended

    • @JesusChrist-xb7jq
      @JesusChrist-xb7jq Год назад +23

      @@KarlaHolland I did. Her reply was “so because it is from a tv show, I’m not supposed to be offended?”.

    • @gen4john660
      @gen4john660 Год назад +16

      I wore one on base in the Navy and was reprimanded.

  • @atribecalledjudah5436
    @atribecalledjudah5436 2 года назад +1791

    I’m officially in the Al Bundy stage of my life. I feel every word he says.

    • @marcojansen9599
      @marcojansen9599 2 года назад +4

      It won't go anymore ..!

    • @jjf1986AZ
      @jjf1986AZ 2 года назад +30

      You and me both brother

    • @Pinkranger87
      @Pinkranger87 2 года назад +10

      Same

    • @sarahjulianne2954
      @sarahjulianne2954 2 года назад +19

      The next stage is when they're not even worth it anymore. Look forward to it. It's a very peaceful.

    • @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131
      @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 2 года назад +3

      Then.
      Never wear sandals...
      Stiletto heels hurt !!!
      👠👠👠👠👠👠💋

  • @guitaoist
    @guitaoist 3 месяца назад +5

    “Youre asking alot of the sun”
    I died

  • @binggo9783
    @binggo9783 Год назад +34

    Please bring this show back, society needs it

  • @Alex73154
    @Alex73154 6 лет назад +316

    The writing on this show was unbelieveable.

    • @isakjohansson7134
      @isakjohansson7134 4 года назад +5

      @trha2222 i think he meant it was good

    • @leesanders1407
      @leesanders1407 2 года назад +1

      Yes ..unbelievably bad …Americans think irony is like goldie and bronzie…😙

    • @petten33
      @petten33 2 года назад

      Best show, ever.🖤

  • @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz
    @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 6 лет назад +34

    "Hey, did you miss me?"
    "With every bullet so far..." 😂😂

  • @7477238
    @7477238 Год назад +15

    The best is when Jefferson would laugh every time Marcy got insulted.

  • @carlosdcardona5676
    @carlosdcardona5676 Год назад +51

    Back when shows were still funny and, when people still had a sense of humor in this country!!!

    • @dynaztycrashdiet
      @dynaztycrashdiet Год назад +4

      Same here in the UK. Can't say anything now without someone crying.

    • @Axlenut
      @Axlenut Год назад +1

      Nothing on tv anymore that I actually look forward to watching once a week, except Supercross

    • @ritadonnelly8820
      @ritadonnelly8820 Год назад

      omg now you said it that's a fact

  • @driftlesstroutdude7100
    @driftlesstroutdude7100 6 лет назад +213

    Al Bundy is the man the world needs in these dark times. NO MA'AM

    • @mazulauf
      @mazulauf 2 года назад +7

      National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood

    • @albundy6008
      @albundy6008 2 года назад +4

      I still proudly wear my NO MA'AM T-shirt!!

  • @ElZo1212o
    @ElZo1212o 2 года назад +358

    My favorite part of all this is that when he insults Marcie, Jefferson laughs. EVERY TIME.

    • @aaronwhalen6433
      @aaronwhalen6433 2 года назад +34

      One of the best jokes in the show is when Jefferson is looking for Marcy in a line for Santa.... he shakes a few little boys and asks "Marcy"? lmfao. Cracks me up everytime.

    • @Crash-Rest-Yummy
      @Crash-Rest-Yummy 2 года назад +2

      @@aaronwhalen6433 looool

    • @whosyourdaddy842
      @whosyourdaddy842 2 года назад +9

      It's a pity for old Jefferson. He's known as a show killer. Every show he winds up on dies within a year or two. I actually don't mind watching him. He's pretty funny in a few of the shows he's been in that I've seen.

    • @OwlGreene
      @OwlGreene Год назад +9

      The real joke was that Marcie was f**k**g hot, tho.

    • @adammatlack4667
      @adammatlack4667 Год назад +2

      @@OwlGreene I was thinking that too. The only thing Al was right about was that she did look a little bit like a boy.

  • @richardjensen7186
    @richardjensen7186 Год назад +61

    How we need shows like this (that, sadly, could not be made today). Ed's facial expressions when delivering most of his zingers was 2/3 of the fun! Brilliant writing and brilliant delivery by all members of the cast.

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 5 месяцев назад

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

    • @peterriverajr6899
      @peterriverajr6899 14 дней назад

      Why would you think that this show couldn't be made today

  • @aligreen1462
    @aligreen1462 Год назад +10

    Just seeing Al Bundy in the scene. You just knew he was gonna pull out a legendary one liner. As the show ages it just gets better and better.

  • @JamestheXennial
    @JamestheXennial 2 года назад +61

    "Would that be the law offices of Häagen and Dazs?" Always loved that one.

  • @CaseysTrains
    @CaseysTrains 6 лет назад +548

    I almost forgot how savage Al Bundy was. Damn I need to watch this again.

    • @butchpfaf4358
      @butchpfaf4358 6 лет назад +4

      Nicholette Casey Savagly funny!!If you have man child,raise him in the Bundy tradition,lest he turn out gender fluid!

    • @deandoxtator7137
      @deandoxtator7137 6 лет назад +3

      Nicholette Casey wish I had a wife like u to watch it with

    • @ishyreddi13
      @ishyreddi13 6 лет назад +7

      I don’t know Niles the Butler from the Nanny pretty close 😂

    • @spadeghostvampire666
      @spadeghostvampire666 2 года назад +1

      Hulu

    • @sillywillie5076
      @sillywillie5076 2 года назад +3

      @@deandoxtator7137 smooth...

  • @check1mate1
    @check1mate1 8 месяцев назад +3

    "Congratulations Marcy, I didn't know you were expecting." OUTRAGEOUS!!! 🙂

  • @andrew.l.5493
    @andrew.l.5493 Год назад +9

    Ed O''Neill really nails it. You couldn't get away with a lot of that these days. Classic!

  • @bjusticeforever
    @bjusticeforever 2 года назад +1088

    Much respect for he large ladies who acted opposite of Al. They took his insults and performed admirably.

    • @heywoodjerbloume
      @heywoodjerbloume 2 года назад +48

      Love how Al shames the fatties.

    • @greenderp
      @greenderp 2 года назад +45

      it seemed like they had the same lady come in to the shoe store a couple of times lol

    • @joeyjamison5772
      @joeyjamison5772 2 года назад +45

      @@greenderp She was a glutton for punishment. Actually, she was probably a glutton for most anything!

    • @scottheaton8469
      @scottheaton8469 2 года назад +77

      "Does this dress make me look fat?"
      "No, it's the fat that makes you look fat."

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 2 года назад +96

      How dare you say that to my face! "Well I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has a half a tank of gas." Lol. That one is just priceless.

  • @zombiedodge1426
    @zombiedodge1426 2 года назад +331

    I saw an interview with Ed O'Neill in which he says the other actors reading for the part of Al Bundy played him angry and constantly on edge, like Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners. Ed decided to portray him like one of his uncles, who acted completely beaten down by life and dead inside, and it worked.

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 года назад +6

      His portrayal of a mercenary in"The Dogs of War" carried the entire movie.

    • @topher3127
      @topher3127 2 года назад +8

      I saw a video of this, they asked the other actors to react when the dog got hit by a car. All angry. But Ed, was like "Where's my dinner"

    • @JT_8283
      @JT_8283 2 года назад +1

      I'm the 69th liker

    • @naughtyvalues
      @naughtyvalues 2 года назад +8

      I’m so glad Ed got the part, nobody else could have brought that character to life

    • @zombiedodge1426
      @zombiedodge1426 2 года назад +1

      @@doughesson His *most* iconic performance is in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" as Lt. Amos, former lead singer of Disco Express, the only white disco band that mattered.

  • @sinoverlord409
    @sinoverlord409 9 месяцев назад +8

    One of the best shows ever, they will never make shows like this ever again

  • @adampovi3929
    @adampovi3929 9 месяцев назад +8

    One of my favorites shows. Al was a beast! 😂😂😂

  • @Grinlathak
    @Grinlathak 6 лет назад +344

    Modern family can't even begin to touch this level of funny.

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 3 года назад +7

      But Futurama could. Sons of Anarchy, not so much.

    • @Olderaccount17
      @Olderaccount17 2 года назад +4

      Or any level for that matter.

    • @gerardmcmillan8591
      @gerardmcmillan8591 2 года назад +9

      2 different types of comedy.

    • @annaal7480
      @annaal7480 2 года назад +2

      @@gerardmcmillan8591 never liked it, always thought it was rough and making fun of people is not funny. Typical bully.

    • @kevincaruthers5412
      @kevincaruthers5412 2 года назад +12

      @@annaal7480 Yet certain groups are now allowed to make fun of certain groups with zero backlash.
      It is not that society has changed to a more polite place.
      Society just changed who you could make fun of without consequence.
      .
      It is interesting some people think I was talking about 'white' people.
      Isn't it?

  • @ayankabroad3239
    @ayankabroad3239 6 лет назад +38

    "Well I'd say it behind your back, but my car's only got half a tank of gas!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @stephen9302
    @stephen9302 Год назад +23

    Jefferson laughing at Al's jokes behind Marcie's back in PRICELESS

  • @spornge
    @spornge Год назад +4

    Steve was alright but I love the Way Jefferson laughs at Marcy whenever she is not looking.

  • @billrafferty6552
    @billrafferty6552 2 года назад +2092

    He’d be canceled in a quarter of a second today but in my opinion he’s one of the funniest characters of all time.

    • @mikeivey7167
      @mikeivey7167 2 года назад +93

      Shows like this would NOT even be considered by the networks for airing! Greatest SITCOM EVER!

    • @jefflancaster4423
      @jefflancaster4423 2 года назад +68

      He also scored 4 touchdowns in a single game at Polk high. Formed no MA'AM. Married a true babe and raised a true babe. Y'all please don't be hating on me and tell me Al Bundy is not a real person. Just like this years 40th birthday party where my drunken cousin told me Santa is not real .The spirit of Al Bundy lives within all of us.

    • @schven0112
      @schven0112 2 года назад +18

      That's why I don't watch much tv today. And stopped watching "The Simpsons" Pussy's have taken over.

    • @freddie-fucknmercury891
      @freddie-fucknmercury891 2 года назад +30

      @@jefflancaster4423 he's quick with a gun, but he loves his son. Psy-cho Dad!

    • @jefflancaster4423
      @jefflancaster4423 2 года назад +5

      @@freddie-fucknmercury891 he shot his wife cause she had cold. But she was getting old. Psycho Dad!

  • @AaronLakes-ge9su
    @AaronLakes-ge9su 9 месяцев назад +4

    Ed O'Neill is the greatest TV comedian since Red Foxx and they're both still the best today also al Bundy is the best ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lisaterry2387
    @lisaterry2387 Год назад +31

    OMG, I am crying from laughing so hard!! He is brilliant! His timing and delivery are impeccable!! Not only is he naturally funny, he is also a classically trained actor who was on Broadway!!

  • @malelonewolf80
    @malelonewolf80 6 лет назад +106

    Love how Jefferson laughs at Al´s jokes behind Marcys back.

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 5 лет назад +10

      I think Ted McGinley was laughing legitimately.

  • @Englishsea24
    @Englishsea24 Год назад +50

    "Did you miss me?"
    "With every bullet so far"😂
    That was my fave one

    • @broncos8664
      @broncos8664 Год назад +4

      Lol I died laughing

    • @lijo4518
      @lijo4518 Год назад +1

      These never get old

    • @falcon4548
      @falcon4548 Год назад

      Al .. what’s that toilet have that I don’t? A job ! 😂😂😂😂

  • @lizzieadams
    @lizzieadams Год назад +8

    This show was so hilarious. I love Al Bundy. 🤣🤣🤣He had da best comeback lines & jokes.

  • @glennboyd7049
    @glennboyd7049 Год назад +4

    Mr Alphonse Bundy: The Man. The Myth. The Legend. We need his words of wisdom more now than ever before!

  • @ddelaney712
    @ddelaney712 6 лет назад +125

    The days before political correctness. Bliss.

    • @bmoshareholderappleshareho855
      @bmoshareholderappleshareho855 2 года назад +2

      I was watching an episode of Taxi once. This young couple were on a taxi date. All of a sudden the girl blurts out, "If you had a car, we wouldn't be here." Then the guy retorted, "If I had a car, I wouldn't be with you. I would be with Wendy".

    • @bobbydouglass1813
      @bobbydouglass1813 Месяц назад

      sad, isn't it

  • @imnoscholar3157
    @imnoscholar3157 2 года назад +24

    Peggy: "did you miss me?"
    Al: "with every bullet I got"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Backyardmech1
    @Backyardmech1 Год назад +19

    Even back then the producers weren’t sure the show would survive with the type of humor and the whole dynamic. 😂 I’m as happy as Al at the Jiggly Room they pleased us all they went through with it.

  • @theshagster19
    @theshagster19 2 года назад +282

    "I want a balloon"
    " You already got one"
    Man that line never gets old

    • @marciaspiegel5280
      @marciaspiegel5280 2 года назад +5

      One of the best!!!

    • @cesarramos1038
      @cesarramos1038 Год назад

      What would Al Bundy say about Lizzo

    • @cesarramos1038
      @cesarramos1038 Год назад

      What will Al Bundy say about Lizzo

    • @cesarramos1038
      @cesarramos1038 Год назад

      I only have

    • @Leapyrbabe
      @Leapyrbabe Год назад +1

      “Might I suggest Jenny Craig?” Back in the days when the number was 🎶 “1-800-[insert 2 digit year] Jenny 🎶

  • @Dirtbiker-guy
    @Dirtbiker-guy Год назад +186

    "Well I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got a half tank of gas" Yep, I miss this show.

    • @lijo4518
      @lijo4518 Год назад +5

      Classic 👍

    • @pauljohnsen
      @pauljohnsen Год назад +3

      Love the one. Put a bag over ski mask. Lol😂

    • @GerritDeSmedt
      @GerritDeSmedt Год назад +3

      omg thank you. I'm not native english & that line went to fast to comprehend.
      Haven't laughed so hard since .. well.. this show was on ^^

    • @RyanWeber794
      @RyanWeber794 Год назад +1

      well take a gander in the seat next to you if you wanna see what your future looks like

    • @danaabel1049
      @danaabel1049 Год назад +4

      I also liked the 1 that goes like this:
      (Lady) "And where do you think you're going?? Aren't you open??"
      (Al) "Sorry, Ma'am, but unlike your mouth, we occasionally close."

  • @handyandy8931
    @handyandy8931 7 месяцев назад +3

    Wow do I miss that kind of comedy!!! I Havnt laughed that hard in a while !!

    • @tommythecooldudescan
      @tommythecooldudescan 10 дней назад +1

      Well one day when I make my own movies and shows. I'm going to bring that style of comedy back. I'm not afraid of those people. I don't care what they say. I'll bring back that style of comedy. But at least The Bundy's are coming back.

  • @rogermcbride1284
    @rogermcbride1284 2 дня назад

    Bundy was the King! Listening to these just now has me rolling!

  • @parkesc7832
    @parkesc7832 6 лет назад +22

    "I'd say it behind your back but my car only has 1/2 tank of gas!"
    LMAO

  • @sydbarrett5975
    @sydbarrett5975 Год назад +225

    "It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat." Haha classic Al. Dude was the best.

  • @CottonKandyCake
    @CottonKandyCake Год назад +4

    The chicken jokes get me every freaking time

  • @mattchris83
    @mattchris83 6 месяцев назад +3

    I love how everytime Bundy roasts Marcy, Jefferson starts cackling in the background.

  • @RedLeader327
    @RedLeader327 2 года назад +140

    Al Bundy is one of the greatest TV dads ever. The 80s/90s were wild.

  • @rogerdavis9962
    @rogerdavis9962 Год назад +4

    I love my generation...POSITIVE VIBES TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE

  • @thearmyflyer4905
    @thearmyflyer4905 Год назад +1

    Please bring this back with no holds barred. Married with Grandchildren!

  • @mjojco
    @mjojco 2 года назад +82

    Al Bundy, Fred Sanford, Archie Bunker and George Jefferson... my favorites growing up 😂

    • @JoMagic-ny8zu
      @JoMagic-ny8zu 2 года назад +2

      Don't forget Night Court?! They had humor and I enjoyed watching Dan always looking for action. He was funny and smooth...🤣👍

    • @ClassicGuy57
      @ClassicGuy57 2 года назад +1

      If those four crossed over in a show, it would offensive and funny. We’d all be laughing so hard.

    • @ClassicGuy57
      @ClassicGuy57 2 года назад

      @@JoMagic-ny8zu Dan was my favourite. He makes the list.

    • @ClassicGuy57
      @ClassicGuy57 2 года назад +1

      @Pastor Craig JJ wasn’t really offensive when compared to Al, Fred, Archie, George and even Dan.

    • @luedanger561
      @luedanger561 Год назад +2

      I'm a 90s kid so I have Red Foreman and Uncle Phil on my list

  • @raulsantos5670
    @raulsantos5670 6 лет назад +36

    That program will go down in history as one the best tv shows ever. MARRIED WITH CHILDREN RULES!!!!

  • @JohnSmith-kd6ip
    @JohnSmith-kd6ip 23 дня назад +1

    I used to love that show in the 90s. This show certainly couldn't be made today.

  • @sonnybedez7040
    @sonnybedez7040 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’m 43 and miss this show so much,
    Glad we have the reruns

  • @qs4177
    @qs4177 2 года назад +768

    Bundy is hilarious but you've got to give the actresses (large ladies) credit for going on tv to be insulted. It shows they had a great sense of humor.

    • @lan2959
      @lan2959 2 года назад +20

      The could get insulted in better places than his.😁

    • @profcastle
      @profcastle 2 года назад +60

      *shows they appreciate money

    • @coreypolite9831
      @coreypolite9831 2 года назад +117

      Also that they had thicker skin (no pun intended) than the whiny crybabies in the world today.

    • @RM-vb9nz
      @RM-vb9nz 2 года назад +13

      $..

    • @TRG29338
      @TRG29338 2 года назад +30

      Fat actors knew what they were getting into lol

  • @michaelsanchez8519
    @michaelsanchez8519 2 года назад +50

    “If I was the mailman I’d be having your wife!” 😂
    👌 excellent execution

  • @ericdrews742
    @ericdrews742 Год назад +1

    I stayed up late to catch this sit-com, helped me work through my Major Depressive Disorder Re- acurent...

  • @EvanWest-ti8lr
    @EvanWest-ti8lr Год назад +1

    Having every episode is an expression of my love for AL Bundy

  • @TheNecessaryEvil
    @TheNecessaryEvil 2 года назад +14

    “Hey, do I come to the Hag Shop and bother you when you’re workin?” 😂

  • @cklindo4646
    @cklindo4646 2 года назад +111

    I remember really looking up to Al Bundy when I was 12. I still do at 43

    • @joe_hoeller_chicago
      @joe_hoeller_chicago 2 года назад +3

      Be like Al. Ask yourself, “What would Al do?”, and just do that.

    • @gpweaver
      @gpweaver 2 года назад +2

      The older I've gotten, the more I've realized how right Al Bundy was.
      The strange thing is, the Bundys were one of the most realistic and functional families on television.

    • @RoyAnderson
      @RoyAnderson 2 года назад +3

      Shout out to another 43 year old! Isn’t it crazy to be us right now? What a world.

    • @cklindo4646
      @cklindo4646 2 года назад

      @@RoyAnderson Yeah, it's crazy. I am happy that I saw technology evolve, the turn of the Century, and most of all the Music of the 80s.

    • @TonyTone1
      @TonyTone1 2 года назад

      How could you look up to a loser Shoe Salesman role, that didn’t love his wife or didn’t wanted to make love to her etc. I sure wouldn’t want to be like him in real life.

  • @Nick-lu5sg
    @Nick-lu5sg Год назад

    Oh man, my elementary days waiting for the clock to hit 4 just so I can run home and catch an episode. Those days were the best

  • @carmenchaparro7744
    @carmenchaparro7744 2 месяца назад +1

    This show is hilarious. My favorite of all time. Al Bundy is the man

  • @jamescrawford8232
    @jamescrawford8232 2 года назад +148

    Damn I miss this show. Al's brutal humor is what the world needs now

    • @999Patriots
      @999Patriots 2 года назад +1

      Too many snowflakes would complain.

    • @jamescrawford8232
      @jamescrawford8232 2 года назад

      @@999Patriots fuck 'em, all the damn snowflakes can go be offended together in their own little country, can even call it Snowflakia so they know where to go, lol

    • @reginaldlevesque6988
      @reginaldlevesque6988 2 года назад +1

      Al Bundy is too good for this world...

    • @eyeconqueror1185
      @eyeconqueror1185 Год назад

      @@999Patriots there’s always an audience

  • @TK-gx4ze
    @TK-gx4ze 8 месяцев назад +15

    Every one of these were priceless. Al was the hero we needed then, and the one we desperately need now.

  • @aDzey.
    @aDzey. 7 месяцев назад +3

    Al Bundy is an absolute legend!!! Always loved him since i was 13 :D

  • @ThreeXIFan
    @ThreeXIFan Год назад +444

    I love how Marcy's husband even laughs at the jokes about his wife

    • @matimus100
      @matimus100 Год назад +5

      Three is in love everyone 💕 congratulations Three 👏 💖 ❤ 💕 💓 💗

    • @Palmolive360
      @Palmolive360 Год назад +56

      Will Smith could learn a lot from that...

    • @7thsonofa7thson80
      @7thsonofa7thson80 Год назад +12

      He and al were buddies.

    • @BarryMikokinju
      @BarryMikokinju Год назад

      @@Palmolive360 Lmao Karsten 😂

    • @Mushroom.Madness.
      @Mushroom.Madness. Год назад +4

      I never really thought about it but no wonder im such a hearless ass. i remember most of this show from early childhood

  • @tvojslauf
    @tvojslauf 6 лет назад +319

    Al Bundy....the Chuck Norris of anti feminism.

    • @courte28
      @courte28 5 лет назад +15

      Petey Pete Al Bundy: The Bruce Lee Of Shade.

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 2 года назад +1

      Hate to be “that guy” but not really. Al loves strong women or he wouldn’t be with Peg. He just doesn’t like pretenders/fakers (fat people claiming they’re skinny, Marcy mimicking male behavior to succeed in her job etc.).

    • @Nightdare
      @Nightdare 2 года назад +3

      @@magicmulder
      A Oprah/bon-bon/shopping channel addicted donothing leach is considered a "strong woman" these days??

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 2 года назад

      @@Nightdare Well who wears the pants in the Bundy house? Certainly not Al.

    • @Nightdare
      @Nightdare 2 года назад

      @@magicmulder
      Still doesn't make Peggy a "strong woman"

  • @mikeivey7167
    @mikeivey7167 5 месяцев назад +1

    Greatest Sit Com. EVER! Bring Bundy Back!

  • @bryangore5643
    @bryangore5643 8 месяцев назад +3

    Married with children was in a class by itself it is a legendary sitcom you knew when you watched the show you was going to die from laughing so hard i loved the whole cast even the dog

  • @nasirmonger9769
    @nasirmonger9769 6 лет назад +86

    Al Bundy, a man with every insult that withstood the tests of time, I salute you good sir.

  • @garyp4374
    @garyp4374 2 года назад +54

    we should all follow in the teachings of Bundy and not let political correctness ruin our life, I certainly do

  • @lastoutlaw9716
    @lastoutlaw9716 Год назад

    How can they dislike this, who is the man for a good laugh, al bundy

  • @tobywilliams5630
    @tobywilliams5630 7 месяцев назад +3

    This is still the best humor around!!! love it

  • @noddy1414
    @noddy1414 2 года назад +89

    Ed O'Neill is a legend, he played Al Bundy to perfection :)

    • @KrishnaSingh-ow1ie
      @KrishnaSingh-ow1ie Год назад

      Him and marry actually didn't like each other in real life