The Leatherfaced Menace Returns! THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003) Movie Reaction, First Time Watch

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  • @KrueMann1992
    @KrueMann1992 7 месяцев назад +909

    Fun fact- Erica Leersheen (Pepper) screamed so loudly in her audition that the other people working in the building called the cops in fear of a woman being attacked. She got the part on the spot

    • @vini_97
      @vini_97 7 месяцев назад +134

      She was also in Wrong Turn 2 screaming like hell lol

    • @yesno9073
      @yesno9073 7 месяцев назад +28

      @@vini_97good job!!!!!!

    • @TheLooneLayer
      @TheLooneLayer 7 месяцев назад +71

      She’s a real scream queen. Honored by Fangoria and has participated in other horror movies. A real talent if you ask me

    • @oliversedgwick7236
      @oliversedgwick7236 7 месяцев назад +51

      It's such a shame, cos she basically disappeared about 10 years ago now.
      I reckon she could have had a good horror career, maybe even just with a couple of cameos a year and she'd have star/name power by now.

    • @iiraija
      @iiraija 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@vini_97 I knew I remembered her from somewhere! One of my favorite final girls

  • @ibuprofriends
    @ibuprofriends 7 месяцев назад +423

    “this is why i keep my iron levels low” 😂😂 the way im throwing out my supplements now

    • @callherfoofoo
      @callherfoofoo 7 месяцев назад +37

      Exactly I don't wonna suffer😂😂

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  7 месяцев назад +71

      Sometimes it pays to be WEAK 😭

    • @dequincyxavier35
      @dequincyxavier35 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​Here are some movies to react to.
      Shadow Builder-(1998)
      Dark Shadows-(2012)
      Five Nights At Freddy's-(2023)
      And
      The Little Mermaid-(2023)
      Let me know when you get this.

  • @airmykii4090
    @airmykii4090 7 месяцев назад +248

    36:01 Jessica was like I will NOT be the typical white trope … I’m gonna run like hell and if I trip ima get TF back up lol 😂 she was the inspiration for she’s a runner she’s a track star!!

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  7 месяцев назад +71

      Gold medalist! Frankly an icon and a legend 😭

  • @SyntheticSnowflake
    @SyntheticSnowflake 7 месяцев назад +766

    Alanda sacrificing her mental health for our entertainment. She will forever be our traumatized queen. 😂❤

  • @Nyctm91
    @Nyctm91 7 месяцев назад +605

    “Untie that little tie in your tank top, I’m sorry, like you need to be serious” 😂😂😂

    • @TenaciousTD
      @TenaciousTD 7 месяцев назад +31

      I had a good laugh at that comment. 😂

  • @jem9490
    @jem9490 7 месяцев назад +423

    same as you girl, THIS movie was the version i grew up on and let me tell you, just the mere sound of a chainsaw running made me almost hyperventilate out of fear. to think that my family and i also used to live in a semi remote area back then so it's not unusual to hear people cut trees around us so just imagine.. 😭😭

    • @zenshines2005_
      @zenshines2005_ 7 месяцев назад +25

      GIRL SAME. I grew up on my fathers farm, it was some ritual type shit that me and my siblings watch this version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, anytime we heard a chainsaw we were SCARED.

    • @ZoneXavierr
      @ZoneXavierr 7 месяцев назад +13

      Me and my fam went to one of those haunted houses for Halloween. Someone was dressed as Jason but had a chainsaw. NOT HERE FOR IT years later

    • @pleasentscents
      @pleasentscents 7 месяцев назад

      I would be sleeping with mommy every night. Take her first😭😭

    • @mikelows1988
      @mikelows1988 7 месяцев назад +6

      omg i can't only imagine

  • @shivareewaltz
    @shivareewaltz 7 месяцев назад +85

    The little boy is the same actor in "The Ring".

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yes I’m surprised she didn’t recognize him

    • @derekknowles5805
      @derekknowles5805 6 месяцев назад +2

      I thought he was the kid Flash from Daddy Day Care

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 12 дней назад

      OMG literaly never realized

  • @NeelTheSphynx
    @NeelTheSphynx 7 месяцев назад +224

    There are behind the scenes with the opossum that are just hilarious. They had to do the shot like a dozen times because every time they opened the locker the opossum was just sitting there cross-eyed tongue out looking adorable

  • @Theshyguy_
    @Theshyguy_ 7 месяцев назад +167

    Now THATS a Final Girl ‼️👏🏾👏🏾 I LOVE a lengthy intense chase scene 😩 they don’t make slashers like this anymore 😩

    • @krose6451
      @krose6451 7 месяцев назад +20

      I love the chase but what I love most is seeing that while she's still able to go on this all has been taking a toll on her. So often its someone break down or just pushing on seemingly just pissed off or being uneffected. Its nice to see something more complex.

    • @joaogouveia2224
      @joaogouveia2224 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@krose6451 We got a full development until a breaking point

  • @aaronedson8188
    @aaronedson8188 7 месяцев назад +75

    “Why is he taking the shirt off?” “Why does he need vasoline?”
    Two terrifying back-to-back questions in any context.

    • @Spuggky45
      @Spuggky45 14 дней назад

      Lmao I’m so happy to bring the number of likes on this comment to 69

  • @rydbthatsme
    @rydbthatsme 7 месяцев назад +171

    My absolute favorite remake EVER! Jessica Biel ate up this role leaving no crumbs!

  • @Shmurph
    @Shmurph 7 месяцев назад +97

    I'd forgotten how truly capable Erin was as a protagonist, I feel like she doesn't get her final girl flowers enough. Unlike most final girls, even her questionable decisions are pretty reasonable after you consider the context of what's happening. And I completely forgot about her saving the baby! You nicknaming her Mary early on was too perfect lmao
    It would've been amazing to see Jessica Biel come back in a later film for another Leatherface-off, though at the same time I'd hate to see the character just traumatized all over again after everything that happened in this movie.
    Also, a moment of silence for Pepper. Poor girl wasn't even really part of the friend group, she just stumbled upon them on their trip. If only a different group found her first 😭

  • @mauricebulls5015
    @mauricebulls5015 7 месяцев назад +189

    “I feel like that like bush gremlin is gonna come back and bite us in the ass!” LMAO😂😂😂

  • @Will_3000
    @Will_3000 7 месяцев назад +179

    "Why are you wearing that face?" The foreshadowing is off the effing charts!!! Pop off Queen 👑

  • @krose6451
    @krose6451 7 месяцев назад +148

    Erin doesn't get enough credit (probably because this is a remake) for just soldiering on. 44:20 she endured, fought, ran, survived, and was a thoroughly decent compassionate person.

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  7 месяцев назад +65

      I think the frustration at her choices is what clouds people’s appreciation of her, but I can’t fault someone for erring on the side of compassion 😭. I love her!

    • @tonydann-w1c
      @tonydann-w1c 5 месяцев назад +7

      In my opinion Erin played by Jessica Biel is one of the best and most strongest scream queens in the history of horror movies...if she falls she gets back up and keep running, She also faces leatherface which led her to cut his arm off, She was willing to sacrifice herself so one of her friends could run in order to survive, Plus she's smart who can hotwire cars, and last but not least being the hero saving a kidnapped baby at the end and running over a serial killer that finished him off.

    • @datboyk4861
      @datboyk4861 Месяц назад

      ​@user-jp1lx9om9l the "best" scream queen. That's a stretch 🤦🏿‍♂️🫣🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @datboyk4861
      @datboyk4861 Месяц назад

      ​@AlandaParker we need a Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) and the 2022 reaction

    • @Rico401Prov
      @Rico401Prov Месяц назад +1

      Hated her character as if it weren’t for her, none of her friends would’ve gotten killed. When you think about it, every bad decision that involved people dying in this movie happened because of her overall bad decisions

  • @m4tth3w967
    @m4tth3w967 7 месяцев назад +176

    "You don't have time to poke a chicken!!"
    😂😂

    • @PrincessPuff
      @PrincessPuff 12 дней назад +1

      I'm so glad someone pointed this out, for some reason that reaction to that killed me! LMAO

  • @TheCryptofHorrors-DerCryptaxis
    @TheCryptofHorrors-DerCryptaxis 7 месяцев назад +167

    Realistically Sheriff Hoyt is much more evil than Leatherface, so it's pretty funny seeing the relief of "good the sheriff's here" before people know

    • @grendeltech
      @grendeltech 7 месяцев назад +14

      R Lee Ermy made this movie.

    • @stuartcrigan482
      @stuartcrigan482 7 месяцев назад +8

      He is scarier than leverface

    • @LifeisANovel
      @LifeisANovel 6 месяцев назад +1

      And in one of the texas movies he's actually funny as hell.

  • @CoasterTrax
    @CoasterTrax 7 месяцев назад +191

    This is imo the best movie of this franchise. It does literally everything right and Jessica Biel has one of the best chase scenes in horror history and doesnt get much attention and appreciation

    • @oliversedgwick7236
      @oliversedgwick7236 7 месяцев назад +11

      I'd say the same, it's the one I saw first/my favourite and the one all the others have to live up to.
      Funnily, I wasn't allowed to see the original (when this came out I was about 11) because it was too scary, BUT THIS WAS FINE!
      So, when I finally saw the original it didn't impress me.
      I think the original is a film I can appreciate for the legacy and impact it had on the genre, and that I wouldn't have media I love if that hadn't come first.

    • @CoasterTrax
      @CoasterTrax 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@oliversedgwick7236 i mean it always depends in which era you were born and with ehat movies you grow up. If you were 11 at the time the original came out, you might prefer the one over the Remake, cause it embossed you.
      I mean i see it currently with scream.
      I was 6 when scream came out. I grow up with the original trilogy. But the newer Generation who joined within scream 5, they all prefer the latest two installments more likely than the original trilogy.
      So we both do the same with the tcsm franchise.
      Each Generation dont understand the taste of the previous or followed Generation. But thats also why it needs now and then Remakes or reboots of beloved franchise, like recently with Halloween, scream, hellraiser and so on, even Remakes are hated among original fans. But as we both are thankfully for the Remake of tcsm, i also understand the fandom of the original wgo dislike the remakes, no matter from wich franchise.

    • @cyrus2546
      @cyrus2546 5 месяцев назад

      @@oliversedgwick7236I saw 2003 before 1974. Once i saw 1974 it wasn’t scary to me, disturbing and weird but not scary. 2003 was legitimately terrifying.

  • @gabeluvsmakeup
    @gabeluvsmakeup 7 месяцев назад +150

    Yaw! I lost it when she said, “ is this just a bunch of freakish freaks living out in freak ville? “ I can’t 🤣🤣🤣

    • @andsegovia1463
      @andsegovia1463 7 месяцев назад +13

      It was the "listen James and the Giant Peach" comment for me 😭😭😭😭

  • @AnaFox
    @AnaFox 7 месяцев назад +48

    I never noticed her little faces and gestures of shock and “I just did that”; they’re so funny and real! Revisiting this movie through you was a blast. Your commentary makes any movie legendary. It showers them in a new light of brilliance to remember. Top notch!

  • @final_queer
    @final_queer 7 месяцев назад +80

    The fact that you have leveled up so much in your horror girlie status that it's brought you back to this franchise is so iconic. I think you could give Leatherface a run for his money at this point!
    I just rewatched your original Texas Chainsaw Massacre reaction to get ready for this one. This movie is one of the best remakes of a horror classic. The cast is hot, the story is good and miss Leatherface is so menacing. Erin is such a bad ass final girl! 10/10 and while "The Beginning" sequel/prequel is not as good as this one I do still recommend it!

  • @my_randomology
    @my_randomology 7 месяцев назад +89

    If that cow eats the weed piñata... the steaks will be higher than ever.
    I'll see myself out, thank you.

    • @reservoirdude92
      @reservoirdude92 7 месяцев назад +5

      I hate that this isn't a top comment 😂

    • @nickiethesaint316
      @nickiethesaint316 7 месяцев назад +5

      New meaning to “ grass fed beef” 😂

    • @Isinforblood
      @Isinforblood 3 месяца назад

      Lmao I agree 🤣😭

  • @rodgill9376
    @rodgill9376 7 месяцев назад +249

    Fun fact: the same dude who did the narration for the original, also did the narration for this remake as well. Its kind of a cool little easter egg. Makes both of the films connected in a way.

    • @orangewarm1
      @orangewarm1 7 месяцев назад +1

      That's not an 'easter egg'.

    • @thr3LoadR
      @thr3LoadR 7 месяцев назад +18

      John Larroquette, from Night Court.

    • @HauntedHemo13
      @HauntedHemo13 7 месяцев назад +9

      You forgot the part where he got paid with a joint. Smoke that Easter Egg

    • @juniper665
      @juniper665 7 месяцев назад +17

      The cinematographer Daniel Pearl was also the cinematographer on the original as well! Makes the shot call backs feel very cool knowing its the same person doing it.

    • @patrickoehlke9984
      @patrickoehlke9984 7 месяцев назад +3

      Fun fact to it: he took a joint as a form of payment!

  • @jadenaddams3674
    @jadenaddams3674 7 месяцев назад +49

    I freak out so much at the very sound of a chainsaw, I thought that maybe I had a phobia of some kind.
    I looked it up and found out that the "Fear of Chainsaws" official name is: Common Sense. 😅

  • @MrBibi86
    @MrBibi86 7 месяцев назад +237

    *Probably one of the best horror remakes*

    • @krose6451
      @krose6451 7 месяцев назад +9

      Agreed

    • @renaudetsitty822
      @renaudetsitty822 7 месяцев назад +13

      Agreed. The Hills Have Eyes is also one of the best horror remakes as well.

    • @MrBibi86
      @MrBibi86 7 месяцев назад

      I'm not a huge fan of the original TCM or Hills but love the remakes@@renaudetsitty822

    • @justshae
      @justshae 7 месяцев назад +3

      Absolutely

    • @sagitariusjupiter9685
      @sagitariusjupiter9685 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@renaudetsitty822 add dawn of the dead 2004 on that list

  • @ButteredToast32
    @ButteredToast32 7 месяцев назад +55

    "The men do not suck, the men are menning, actually." 🤣🤣🤣 Nobody will ever make a better reaction to this movie.

  • @robertopn7916
    @robertopn7916 7 месяцев назад +75

    I love this movie. I get pissed off when people comment that they hate Jessica Biel's character. I mean, yes she made all the wrong decisions, but she was trying to be a good person.

    • @ipukeglitter435
      @ipukeglitter435 7 месяцев назад +26

      All the wrong decisions in movies I think are more realistic many people would be so terrified they may not know what to do but try their best they might run into the killer a few times or a few walls lol

    • @obitouchiha7040
      @obitouchiha7040 7 месяцев назад +7

      but if it was a guy everyone would be going in on his stupidity she was a idiot everyone else wanted to go but she wouldn't let them and that led to their deaths all on her

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@ipukeglitter435the House of Wax remake from 2005 was a straight rip off of this movie

    • @bloodyivy7453
      @bloodyivy7453 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@obitouchiha7040 "If ThE gEnDeRs WeRe ReVeRsEd, GuYs WoUlD hAvE iT wOrSe." You have no clue what you are talking about.

    • @javierlopez9789
      @javierlopez9789 6 месяцев назад

      ​​@@bloodyivy7453yes he does, final girls always survive so he does have a point.

  • @jonathansnodgrass4330
    @jonathansnodgrass4330 7 месяцев назад +70

    Her face "Fuck I got an arm" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Am pissing myself laughing best reaction ever xxx

  • @jezombie4256
    @jezombie4256 7 месяцев назад +57

    Fun fact: Daniel Pearl the cinematographer on this remake was the cinematographer for the original 1974 film.

    • @cintiamartinez9911
      @cintiamartinez9911 7 месяцев назад +4

      Makes me love this movie more the more I learn

  • @krystinspotted1504
    @krystinspotted1504 7 месяцев назад +16

    "The men are men-ing"
    "Are they all related? Are they all just a bunch of freakish freaks living out in freakville?"
    "LISTEN James and the giant peach"
    You had me wheezing😭😭😭

  • @marissamoore3577
    @marissamoore3577 7 месяцев назад +48

    "Listen James and the Giant Peach" and " You are so big to never make a whisper" 😂😂😂

  • @jonathansnodgrass4330
    @jonathansnodgrass4330 7 месяцев назад +64

    "You don't have time to poke a chicken" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrGhostface_
    @MrGhostface_ 7 месяцев назад +25

    Alanda's stress levels in this video, more stressed than the characters 😂

  • @misscryptoria
    @misscryptoria 7 месяцев назад +38

    Jedediah (the creepy cute bush gremlin) was the same boy from The Ring (Naomi Watts' son).

    • @herbzzz
      @herbzzz 7 месяцев назад +6

      In the original version of the film, Leatherface chainsaws Jedidiah to death after he helps Erin & Morgan escape out of the basement, but they ended up cutting it out of the film cuz I guess they decided that would be going too far lol

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@herbzzzthis movie and House of Wax from 2005 are the exact same movie, the only difference was the concept

    • @herbzzz
      @herbzzz 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@nsasupporter7557 Not necessarily. I agree the 2 films are similar in terms of style, but this film is WAYYY better than House of Wax IMO. This one’s way scarier, and the acting in this one is way better too

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@herbzzz you should see it again, because they are practically the same movie. But yes I probably agree with you, this one was way better. Let me explain how they’re the same movie… they’re both about a group of kids taking a road trip and they stumble into a strange town where everybody is creepy and eerie and both female protagonists and their boyfriends are the first ones to go into the strange houses to get help and their boyfriends sneak inside and start snooping around and they’re the ones who are killed first… that happened in both movies. Then throughout the rest of the movies both main female characters are fighting to survive and everybody else is killed. They might be as similar, but they very very similar movies 🫤

  • @meekmeek8198
    @meekmeek8198 7 месяцев назад +53

    8:35-8:37
    "Moooooo"
    Alanda:....Don't eat that

  • @CTEagleCeltic
    @CTEagleCeltic 7 месяцев назад +53

    The ??Gieco Spoof of this movie makes me cackle every time… “not the running car, let’s hide near the axes!!”

    • @itsangel5270
      @itsangel5270 7 месяцев назад +6

      ^LMFAO I remember seeing those commercials and laughing at how dumb they were, idk why but they did give me 'scary movie' vibes tho like parody of horror movies BAHAHAHA

    • @TenaciousTD
      @TenaciousTD 7 месяцев назад +8

      Oh, that was the best ad. 😂

    • @raputathebuta
      @raputathebuta 7 месяцев назад +9

      I love that one! The chainsaw killer rolling his eyes cracks me up every time.

  • @garretta.7136
    @garretta.7136 7 месяцев назад +27

    Finally, someone is giving Erin the credit she deserves as a final girl! Every other reaction shits on her, but she was tough and good-hearted, and fought like hell!
    Love your videos btw

    • @Suzi2U
      @Suzi2U Месяц назад

      because she got her friends killed!

  • @rosco-m
    @rosco-m 7 месяцев назад +31

    “You don’t have time to poke a chicken” might become one of my favourite quotes 😂 Along with the Britney shoutout and impromptu rendition of ‘Poor Unfortunate Souls’, this could be one of THE most iconic reactions ❤

  • @samuelmouly6017
    @samuelmouly6017 7 месяцев назад +20

    FIRST ALANDA I LOVE YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL THANK YOU FOR YOUR GRACIOUS PRESENCE LET'S WATCH NOW

  • @pythonkatie1985
    @pythonkatie1985 7 месяцев назад +8

    Morgan's actor, Jonathan Tucker, is a great actor. He's fantastic in everything I've ever seen him in. I'd strongly suggest you check out Sleepers, though the middle of it is rather grim.

  • @C1RCooper
    @C1RCooper 7 месяцев назад +4

    This was so fun you have to do the newer Texas Chainsaw movies The Beginning was insane!! gives a little back story on the sheriff and the uncle

  • @juliant
    @juliant 7 месяцев назад +24

    I'm not gonna lie, I was kind of admiring leatherface's attention to detail. Those teeth were extracted perfectly, fingers pinned ever so. Lol, these killers have some amazing home economic skills. 😅

    • @ipukeglitter435
      @ipukeglitter435 7 месяцев назад +10

      Their house set up is insane too lol. Especially the chickens in cages around the house as alarms when victims run by.

  • @brendanguno403
    @brendanguno403 7 месяцев назад +32

    GIRLLL I ALWAYS AM LOOKING FORWARD TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT ANY MOVIE!!!

  • @walthersorsa4847
    @walthersorsa4847 7 месяцев назад +27

    One of the best horror remakes.
    Marcus Nispel who directed this movie also directed Friday The 13th (2009) which is also good horror remake and i would loved to see your reaction on that.
    Rest in peace R. Lee Ermey who was great and scary as Sheriff.
    Great reaction Alanda and take care and stay safe 👍.

  • @araybia
    @araybia 7 месяцев назад +23

    “you don’t have time to poke a chicken!” was so unintentionally funny for no reason at all!

  • @Will_3000
    @Will_3000 7 месяцев назад +26

    This was pure nightmare fuel for me after watching it the first time. Even today... I still picture "Kemper's face" in my mind ☠️

  • @nallari411
    @nallari411 7 месяцев назад +22

    this is a great remake. my favorite ramake is still evil dead 2013 tho. hope you'll watch it some day!
    love you alanda

    • @sarahlynch3
      @sarahlynch3 2 месяца назад

      I love that movie definitely in my top 20 horror movies

  • @TaureanReignReloaded
    @TaureanReignReloaded 7 месяцев назад +15

    After watching this, now you have to watch TCM: The Beginning which came out 3 years after this and is the prequel to this movie

  • @collinmouton905
    @collinmouton905 7 месяцев назад +33

    Here we go!! Lemme get my glass of wine at 6:30 this morning lol

  • @khalilgiovanni
    @khalilgiovanni 7 месяцев назад +24

    The sequel with Jordana Brewster is pretty good too, after that, though, it goes downhill lol.

    • @thekingdomofcoffbizz5638
      @thekingdomofcoffbizz5638 7 месяцев назад +4

      What you mean???"do your thing cuz" was a highlight in cinema 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chasityrodriguez95
      @chasityrodriguez95 7 месяцев назад +7

      I think it’s supposed to be a prequel. You see how the villain characters get into their roles. Def agree though it’s the last good texas chainsaw

    • @FilmProduction816
      @FilmProduction816 7 месяцев назад

      That was a sequel to the old movie ​@@thekingdomofcoffbizz5638

    • @javierlopez9789
      @javierlopez9789 6 месяцев назад

      It's a prequel, that movie takes place in 1969 and this one in 1973

  • @halfdraco7765
    @halfdraco7765 2 месяца назад +5

    I LOVE how this movie starts out with your typical annoying "can't wait to see them die" slasher teens, but then over the course of the movie they go through so much shit and you get to see their true selves in a survival situation and you end up rooting for them...which makes it all the more upsetting that only Erin makes it out alive.

  • @theshadowcircus
    @theshadowcircus 7 месяцев назад +19

    "It's gonna be more easier for you because it's hollywood 🤭😏"
    Now, who lied to her? 😭

  • @Cauti0nSeaman
    @Cauti0nSeaman 7 месяцев назад +13

    please consider reacting to House of Wax! That film + this one have always kinda felt like siblings to me. plus it has chad michael murray, paris hilton, jared padalecki, elisha cuthbert, AND Robert ri’chard in it!
    btw so happy you got around to reacting to this ⭐️ one of my faves of all time and i found Pepper to be so relatable that I named my cat after her lol 😭 glad its not just me who thought she ate ❤

  • @bensneb360
    @bensneb360 7 месяцев назад +16

    R. Lee Ermey gives one of the most underrated iconic horror performances in this movie, dude is scariest thing in the movie… and this movie has a guy who wears peoples faces and runs around with a chainsaw lol

  • @vinwilz3914
    @vinwilz3914 6 месяцев назад +9

    “Mary with a troubled past” made me subscribe 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  6 месяцев назад +1

      lol welcome 🫶🏾💀

  • @Ellamaytoke
    @Ellamaytoke 7 месяцев назад +7

    Who convinced Alanda she would be okay watching this? 😭💞 I saw the community post and cartoonishly rubbed my eyes! Hope ur able to get some sleep after this 🤣

  • @cautiousgalaxy4613
    @cautiousgalaxy4613 7 месяцев назад +17

    Had a rough morning and needed some distraction. This is perfect and 55 minutes thank you so much!

  • @TheMidnightSiege
    @TheMidnightSiege 7 месяцев назад +6

    This is one of my favorite remakes of all time because of Erin and the group of friends “the men are actually men-ing”😂😂 Great reaction Alanda!
    A subtle point, makes it all more disturbing, the reason Erin didn’t drink the tequila or smoke in Mexico is because she’s pregnant. It was supposed to be a much bigger plot point in the original drafts, but it was deemed to much to be explicitly stated that a pregnant woman is going through all this madness. (and macabre)

  • @AshLee92490
    @AshLee92490 7 месяцев назад +14

    This was the first Texas Chainsaw Massacre film I ever saw. I was probably about 13 years old when this came, and my family used to rent movies on Friday to watch on our family movie weekends (almost every weekend) and return them on Sunday. My mom is the big horror fan (my dad doesn't mind it), so we watched a lot on these nights as a family lol. Only two movies I can think of that had me absolutely terrified afterward were Jeeper Creepers and this. When we rented this, I'd never seen any of the TCM. When I tell you this movie, single-handly made me never want to go to Texas for at least a decade, and to this day, I'm still weary about the idea😂. And it wasn't really the gore that had me shook. It was probably everything else...
    For one, the idea that helping someone in need, turning on you in such a horrifying way? Like, I understood the concept of not picking up strangers and the dangers, but it's not usually because of something like THAT, and the events that follow, happening. Not to mention, ole girl pulling the gun out of her lady bits and knocking herself out was WILD. Then the setting of it all. I grew up in Greenvile, North Carolina. Small town, but not backwoods. But there were some backwoods looking towns around, ya know? I live in northern Va now, and I LOVE taking day drives through the rural areas and look at fields, farms, and mountains and goes into small towns ("day rides because you not about to catch me slipping in a Sundown Town 👀), but to this day, whenever I come across an old, town that you can't even tell if people even reside in it, my mind goes straight to this movie. The family. THE FAMILY! And to the cherry on top, I genuinely thought this was based on a true story. The damn police footage sold me, and I'm pretty sisters had told me that it was too. I had believed Blair Witch was real too for almost a decade, and I was probably 9 when that came out. The idea that Leatherface was never found made me vowed right then and there that I would never go to Texas. Maybe one day lol.
    Two scenes that had my soul leave my body the first time I watched this. The scene where Mary and the blonde dude and the house with the old man and Leatherface slammed that. I had expected him to possibly show up, but not literally behind some hidden door slamming open right behind then with a chainshaw already reviving up 😵‍💫. And he looked huge. Then he had the nerve to be hauling ass. I was used to slow-ass Michael & Jason, or skinny-ass Freddy & Ghostface. This big ass dude with a whole active chainsaw had the audacity to be fast. I promise you I died and came back when that door slammed open lol. The other scene was the crime scene footage, where the detective and camera man gets attacked so abruptly, ending the film on a distorted shot of Leatherface's distorted face. Even if I thought it was fake, it still would have shook me. But the idea that this was REAL footage, and telling us that he was never found? I promise you died and came back twice that night.
    Overall, I loved the movie. I even popped it back in the dvd player the next morning and watched it again before we had to take it back to the video store 😂. I think there's a prequel that came out after staring Jordana Brewster (D.E.B.S. & The Faculty) that my sister and I used the watch a lot that was pretty good as well.

  • @shawnhall9792
    @shawnhall9792 7 месяцев назад +1

    I grew up on this version and although i wasn't scared of this movie it made me interested in the actual inspiration for this lol and this is my favorite out of the franchise . Still can't believe i was like 8 or 9 watching it and loving every moment of it 😂

  • @envynell1425
    @envynell1425 7 месяцев назад +32

    Omg right in time for my morning blunt 😂

    • @montyhux9757
      @montyhux9757 7 месяцев назад +5

      deadass lmfao

    • @envynell1425
      @envynell1425 7 месяцев назад +5

      I actually regret smoking now because I’m suffering thru the back hook scenes too😭I forgot that was in this movie

  • @SpeakinThaTruth69
    @SpeakinThaTruth69 7 месяцев назад +2

    Alanda- "This would've killed me as a child."
    Gurl I LIVED that statement😂😂😂....this movie literally had me sleeping UNDER my bed for two days straight😭😭😭

  • @andyphillips3518
    @andyphillips3518 7 месяцев назад +11

    Why does it always sound like it’s raining 🌧️ where you are Alanda❓😀

  • @JaeeParker
    @JaeeParker 7 месяцев назад +18

    I haven’t even fully watched this reaction yet & I can already tell this is about to be the greatest reaction in the history of film.

  • @Dani..663
    @Dani..663 7 месяцев назад +10

    For me this is better than the original. I was like 13 when I watched this in the cinema and was not bored from start to finish one of the better remakes. Jessica biel is hot too

  • @sidlazzar1002
    @sidlazzar1002 7 месяцев назад +3

    So sad because all these characters are likeable even tho Erin got them all into this situation but because she’s so sweet 😭

    • @AlandaParker
      @AlandaParker  7 месяцев назад +1

      My feelings exactly 😭

    • @sidlazzar1002
      @sidlazzar1002 7 месяцев назад

      Also love ur reactions girl! Your intros to us are like a warm hug each time 😭Can you please do Thanksgiving next? I know you’ll love it

  • @justthej
    @justthej 7 месяцев назад

    My favorite in the series, it’s shot beautifully, well acted, you actually care about them. So good.

  • @AnxiousLibra
    @AnxiousLibra 7 месяцев назад +10

    Let’s goooo! I’d like to thank my insomnia for allowing me to see this notification 😂

    • @thecinemawithjames
      @thecinemawithjames 7 месяцев назад +1

      I hope she's alright after this experience watching this film takes a lot of guts no pun intended lol 😆

  • @STÜDD_Music
    @STÜDD_Music 3 месяца назад

    “Does any-body care about me and MY BOY?” That line lives rent free in my head 😂

  • @Lilt348
    @Lilt348 7 месяцев назад +6

    This was SO much better than the original!
    Also YES Erin's are always gonna be THAT girl!!

  • @purplebutterfly4756
    @purplebutterfly4756 2 месяца назад +1

    I loved this movie. What a classic. Thanks for sharing

  • @CollateralDamage93
    @CollateralDamage93 7 месяцев назад +16

    Here at 8am with my coffee ❤ this and The Hills Have Eyes are the bane of my existence when it comes to horror… OOOOOOOF here we go!!!!

    • @akelly4207
      @akelly4207 7 месяцев назад +4

      I used to watch a lot of horror movies at a ridiculously young age. I understood they weren’t real and it was the 80’s so no one cared. The Hills have eyes is one that always stands out for some reason as being especially inappropriate. Even the remake gives me that feeling.

    • @CollateralDamage93
      @CollateralDamage93 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@akelly4207 i first saw it at age 11, already having been traumatized by What Lies Beneath, The Ring, and Final Destination 1-3, at this point I kept challenging myself to make it through these two but they still get me 😭 House of Wax was horrendous but doable, i think bc of Paris Hilton LOL

    • @_surayya_
      @_surayya_ 27 дней назад

      @@akelly4207 i also watched horror movies at too young of an age. the grudge, the exorcist, and the hills have eyes (to name a few) still haunt me tbh. i'm 23 and i watched the grudge and the hills have eyes when i was 5. straight up junior kindergarten age. i literally remember saying "oh [insert grudge character] said arigato! i know that from timothy goes to school". my hair is curly now so it doesn't bother me anymore, but i fully could not dry my hair in front of the mirror for years!!! and when the dude ozzy osbourned that damn parakeet in the hills have eyes!!! icky beyond belief. they're just SO creepy. like you can't even be fully scared bc you're stuck anticipating the fear. that's one of the many reasons i adore this channel. it demystifies that creep factor.

  • @Wrightgrlgnebd
    @Wrightgrlgnebd 7 месяцев назад +1

    Emotions are high! You know I respect you girl was what I needed to hear girl. Also yes 16 carriages. Got my life from this. I found this to be harder to watch than the original.

  • @scarhead11
    @scarhead11 7 месяцев назад +14

    All the seventh heaven references have me 💀💀💀

  • @gelfling3077
    @gelfling3077 7 месяцев назад +8

    Cow: "Moo."
    Alanda: "Don't eat that."
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

  • @BoneTheory
    @BoneTheory 5 месяцев назад

    Erica Leersheen used to come into the video rental store I worked at when I was in high school and her mom would *always* reserve her movies when they came out on dvd! They were both super nice!!!

  • @Will_3000
    @Will_3000 7 месяцев назад +9

    Love your uplifting messages that simultaneously acknowledge how rough it is out there 💙 A montage would be Epic!!

  • @josephspicketts6099
    @josephspicketts6099 7 месяцев назад +1

    Another thing that was cut out if the movie was Erin was pregnant, hence the "no thank you, I'm nauseous" line. They cut it because they felt it was out of place. In the scene when the girl shot herself and Erin was vacantly lookig out intona a field, is when she told Kemper she was pregnant

  • @reservoirdude92
    @reservoirdude92 7 месяцев назад +3

    Alanda is the absolute finest reactor on this platform, my goodness 😍 ❤

  • @Darkstranger9232
    @Darkstranger9232 6 часов назад

    48:48 "I ove you. You will make it. You can. You shall. You must." 😂❤

  • @marlainalindsey3279
    @marlainalindsey3279 7 месяцев назад +9

    When you said "sweet little bush gremlin" I lost it 😂😂😂😂

  • @justshae
    @justshae 7 месяцев назад

    I live in Texas.. and I remember we had to evacuate because of a hurricane and we had to drive through Travis county. It was the scariest thing because there really isn’t anything for MILES!! We even went to see the original house

  • @romanzolanski6256
    @romanzolanski6256 7 месяцев назад

    Erin is SUCH a good final girl. I remember being obsessed with Jessica Biel after a watched this movie. She was mothering the house down the intire movie.

  • @ratatataraxia
    @ratatataraxia 7 месяцев назад +7

    Fight is good and flight is fine, but together is best, fight and flight is what this final girl did 💯

  • @marcusthompson1031
    @marcusthompson1031 7 месяцев назад +8

    Oh shit, just got off of work, bout to shower pour up and tune in 😮❤

    • @marcusthompson1031
      @marcusthompson1031 7 месяцев назад +4

      She called them hags "James and the giant peach" 😂😂😂

  • @Mulitchromeedits
    @Mulitchromeedits Месяц назад +2

    Erin was actually pregnant in the movie they had to take that part out cause it would have lasted longer

  • @Arcannabis
    @Arcannabis 7 месяцев назад +3

    Little Jedediah Culkin the unofficial Culkin brother. Lmao I used to sweeeeaaaar this was one of them mofos but he’s not.

  • @Andy2481
    @Andy2481 7 месяцев назад +2

    You defo have to watch the 2006 prequel. Just as good. Some think even better. But its on the same level. You see more leatherface as well.

  • @mars.magick
    @mars.magick 7 месяцев назад +6

    The way I rewatched your original Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) reaction the night before is magical timing. 😭
    Also, as someone trying to bring back 90's grunge, I love your 80s/90s-esque style!!!

  • @ChuchuNocab
    @ChuchuNocab 7 месяцев назад +2

    NO FREAKING WAY HITCHHIKER FROM ..THE HOSTEL 2 ..OOOHHH SNAP 🫨😵‍💫😵

  • @domjay
    @domjay 7 месяцев назад +7

    Not her laughing when LF loses his arm :P

  • @TenaciousTD
    @TenaciousTD 7 месяцев назад

    When you said you weren’t sure if you could watch this movie, I was like, “You saw Hereditary. You can make it through anything now.”

  • @pok3rfacReturns
    @pok3rfacReturns 7 месяцев назад +5

    “something so far beyond disaster awaits” 😂😂

  • @willtrifirst9957
    @willtrifirst9957 7 месяцев назад +2

    If you've never seen it, you should check The Ruins from 2008.

  • @pythonkatie1985
    @pythonkatie1985 7 месяцев назад +3

    Growing up in Wisconsin, a friend of mine was so terrified of this franchise after she misheard that Leatherface was based off Ed Gein instead of inspired by him.

  • @scottvanhille5688
    @scottvanhille5688 7 месяцев назад

    Such a great remake from the original to then of 29 years, the original is 50 years old! Nice reaction Alanda; Jessica Biel getting scared made this movie lol. Dennis Hopper being involved around 1990 or so was cool too. Jedediah played Naomi Watt's son in The Ring. I agree Alanda, this gave me "Wrong Turn" vibes.

  • @TheDrake96
    @TheDrake96 7 месяцев назад +5

    You'd think the most threatening character in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake would be Leatherface, but R. Lee Ermey's performance as Sheriff Hoyt steals the show. One of the few good remakes made in the early 2000's.

  • @omarazimi960
    @omarazimi960 7 месяцев назад +5

    Loved this reaction and your return to the franchise! I'd recommend watching TCM: The Beginning (2006) that answers all your questions about why things the way they are in the town. It's got Matt Bomer and Jordan Brewster, and the same townspeople from 2003. I'd also recommend TCM 2 from 1986 only for the Sleepaway Camp II energy it has (it's a horror/comedy mix).

  • @elenasanders8581
    @elenasanders8581 7 месяцев назад +4

    Girl, i THOROUGHLY enjoyed this reaction!!! Funny as hell, i was in tears!

  • @minelliradney9132
    @minelliradney9132 7 месяцев назад +2

    The guy with the cut off leg did not bleed out because he rubbed the salt pack on wound
    It stops bleeding
    This is the old way
    This is not legal now