Everyone here is complaining about just getting ice packs when they went to the nurse . My school gave out frozen sponges . SPONGES . Edit: damn a thousand likes 😂
We have a nurse at school I go at the nursery pretty often, they just ask me questions and are like "we are gonna call your parents and if they don’t answer you go back to class"
Me: *Comes In Sick* Nurse: What's wrong .-.? Me: I feel like I might pass out Nurse: *Puts Band-Aid On My Head* You're good to go Me: But you just put a- Nurse: I said you're fine! Go back to class!
last year I had severe stomach pains and I was sent to the nurse..she laid me down and started to examine bruh..😩 she legit said ur fine go back to class..one week later I had my appendix out!!
*Her:* ‘ what is your diet like?’ *Me :* 500 burgers a day extra French fries, no salad. For breakfast crisps. And for drinks, milkshake.’ *Her:* ‘okay, so your diet is pretty healthy!’ *me:* ‘ why thank you.’ *belly pops out while humming out of door*
Sometimes when adults can't find a job, they'll do anything they can to find even the smallest job in town. Adults gotta make money, and without money, they can't pay for their needs. So next time any of you see a strict, mean, or tired adult doing his or her job, just don't judge them. Most people who struggle with this hate their new job because of limited options, but nonetheless, they have to make money 💵
Rachel Parker listen school makes majority of my friends and I unhappy in elementary school and we don't need the nurse to be jerks and make out bad day being sick or hurt worse luckily my nurses are nices
I wouldn’t really mind. I would be very relaxed. The nurse at our school is... odd. Edit: Very, _very_ odd. Like, “Broken ankle? Have a mint!” Kind of odd.
Her: Do you have any other issues? Me: Well I've been feeling pretty depressed recently, I broke up with my gi- Her: You have a slight rash on your arm?
Her:What is your diet like? Me: Well it consists of doughnut s and pie and ice cream and- Her:OK it sounds like you eat pretty healthy. Me:O.O why thank you
Her: what is your diet like? Me: for breakfast I eat cereal, a donut fruit pancakes and a butter stick Me: for lunch I eat a cake, whole pizza cola chips Me: for dinner I eat everything in my fridge Her: ok sound like you have a good diet
Watching this sitting in a chair Her:Let me put this pillow behind your head Me:Ok Her:(puts a pillow behind me)Ok now relax Me:Ok(Lean's back and hits my head in the chair)Oh Sh*t Her:Relax Me:I can't I think my heads broken
When i moved to USA,we had really old school nurse.Her name was Theodora(she died year ago).She would sent anyone home lol,even if you lie that you are hurt or sick
At my school: Me: I have a stomach ace and my head hurts... Nurse: Go lay down on the bed in there! Me: ok *lays on bed* Nurse: *sets timer for 15 mins* *TIMER GOES OFF* Nurse: *turns off timer* how do you feel now? Me: well... a little better Nurse: Ok stay here for a little longer Me: ok *15 MINUTES LATER* Nurse: ok how are you now? Me: I feel the same Nurse: ok.... well I'll be back just stay here again My mind: *ARGH CAN I JUST GO HOME NOW?! I HAVE FELT THE SAME THE WHOLE TIME!!!* Nurse: *comes back* sooooo how about know? Me: still the same -_- Nurse: ok I'll call mom *10 MINUTES LATER* Nurse: how about you go get your stuff Me: ok *go gets backpack* Nurse: you mom is here! My mind: *FINALLY IT'S ABOUT TIME*
Me: *passes out* Nurse: here drink some water Me: *lays on ground unconscious* Nurse: if you dont drink this I'm sending you to the office Me: *still unconscious* Nurse: Fine! *drags me to office*
Once, when I was around 6 or seven years old , I twisted my ankle (really badly) at recess. When I went to my class I told the teacher and she gave me a pass. I went to the nurse and she told me to lie down. I did and I crossed one ankle over the other in a natural position. She took one look at me and said "If you really twisted your ankle you wouldn't be able to do that." I told her that I did, and she told me to go back to class. Me, trying to be polite, left without a word. I went back to class and my teacher asked what happened. I just said that she told me to go back. I didn't want to cause trouble. That is where I learned how dumb adults can be.
When you finshed the video and you want a nurse like that 😭 It's 2019 and I'm still watching this over and over again falling asleep thank you darling.☺😄 My nurse is like this: Me:I feel on the ground and can't see straight. Nure:Well I can give you some ice and a mint Me:ok can I stay in here Nurse:No Go Back To Class True event btw.
Me: * crying * I broke my leg Nurse: do you want a peppermint and a glass of water ( me in my head ) wtf I’m over here crying and my leg is snapped like a toothpick Me: yeah
Me I broke my leg I don't know what to do . Nurse do you have to slip to come here. Me I BROKE MY LEG DO I REALLY NEED A SLIP. Nurse get out . Me 😡 talks under breath
Mr Awesome same but it is ether a cough drop or a band-aid lol one time I told my nurse my head stomach hurt I just though up and she said ok I am going to take your temperature and it was like 100.3 and she gave me a FREAKIN band-aid and sent me BACK TO CLASS
My dad just yelled at me and yelled and sweared at me because I was crying because I’m scared when I sleep because whenever I close my eyes I feel like there’s a demon or something and Asmr darling helped me calm down. Thanks for making sad people happy and calm, darling. Keep up the great work!
Madison Alvey I broke my arm and was given an ice pack and sent back to class! My nurse didn’t care about anyone in that school. It was a elementary school and they didn’t even give us ice packs we only got those when the paramedics were called in other than that we got a ziplock filled with ice and most teachers didn’t allow them in their room
Madison Alvey We just got a new nurse and she’s really sweet but she has a strict and sharp sounding voice so it sounds like OH HI HON like if she’s mad at you all the time. But she’s really awesome.
My school nurse was a guy and he was sick if u said ur were sick he'd ask if u were serious then you would say "no I just wanna go home" and he would give you a hometime slip and let you go
A day in the life of me Me: Nurse, I have a broken ankle. Nurse: have a glass of water! Me: *Drinks water* ok, that didn’t really help. Nurse: Here is an ice pack. Me: *puts on ankle* Nurse: so, does it feel any better? Me: well my ankle is broken so no. Nurse: have another glass of water Me: (thinking) JUST GIVE ME A FRIEKING CAST OR CRUTCH ALREADY!!! Nurse: well, looks like you are ok. Me: should I be off Sports? Nurse: No, it’s fine. Me: GDHENEIEBDJWNNASHDBBRHEBSSNJ Nurse: Water?
shannon ! I have been saying that to everyone in my school today! 😂🤣 I went up to a teacher and said that all they said was "ok,that's good sit back down" 😂
I’ve watched this video every night before my first day of school since I was in sixth grade, I am now a junior and a year from today, I’ll be starting my final year of high school. Time flies.
I start my final and senior year of high school in the morning. I can’t believe I’m here, I really thought I wouldn’t make it. Hopefully a year from today, I’ll be moving to college, free of all the baggage and leaving everything behind.
I moved in to college a week ago, and tomorrow is my first day of classes. I’m scared, this is so different but I know I’ll make it. I’m a freshman again. I will see you next year. I love you.
No, I have a phone that turns off on its own so as soon as the video ends it basically just turns off after a bit but when I turn my phone on in the morning the video I last watched would still be there
Nurse: have you eaten anything unusual in the past 24 hours? Me: I drank my tears and ate my emotions. Nurse: ok just your usual. Me: (sips glass of tears while still crying) yep....
Emma Edwards My school like u have a stomach ache call ur parents we don’t want to take care of a stupid child that is gonna explode with vomit any second but we have to call ourselves even if we barfed. Plus at our school it’s just a garbage can ice packs and a bathroom in the nurses office. Btw we do not even have a nurse.
Taylor as a nurse: You have a headache, and a stomach ache and some rashes, let’s get you an ice pack some water and some itch relief spray My school nurse: take a mint
I wish school nurses where like this Taylor: you can stay here as long as you like until you start feeling better. Ready to go home Me: I'm feeling better now😂
Nurse: can you breath for me? Me: **breaths** Nurse: keep going your doing so well sweetie!!! :3 **acts like I'm 5** Me: thank you! You know, I actually practise everyday and I kinda live on it sooooo.... yeah, I'm pretty good at it :)))
Nurse- "Do you want some water?" Me- "Sure" Nurse- *Gets water* Nurse- *Starta tapping the cup* Me- "Erm arent you uh supposed to give me the damn water Nurse- *Continues to tap* Me- *YELL! "GIVE ME MY WATER"
Squiddo I'd be weirded out. I don't care how pretty or sweet they are, she is way too touchy for me. There are women I work with like that. Someone will see them, and think I'm mad that I don't like them touching me all the time, but why would I? They are random women I barely know! Don't touch me! Me being polite does not give someone free reign to touch me. We start flirting a lot, and we are outside of work, then maybe, but stop it otherwise! ... I feel like Daniel O'Brien from Cracked...
Faith M It's cool online but it would be to weird for me in real life seeming how he's a guy I'm a 12 year old girl and I hate to say this but I would get out of there quickly because my brain would go on automatic creep alert. :/
Faith M I’d rase my hand and go to the nurse before a test like I️ could go to her so much I’d walk in like “ NURSE TALOR I️ GOT-“ “a test? It okay kira I️ got u have a seat”
Her: "I have this instant cold pack I will put on your head" Me: "Why are you tapping it " Her:"You just break it up and it is cold" Me:"that doesn't answer my..." (falls asleep)
0mgits AJ I wasn’t being rude it was a joke I said **falls asleep** in the comment because that is what the video is for to make me fall asleep it’s not like I said it was a bad video
i wish my school nurse is this nice.. me: im sick nurse: so? me: i want to rest a little bit nurse: bring the note from your homeroom teacher first me: but their not here nurse: sO yOU cAnT me: but i’m sick nurse: you don’t have the note! me: please i’m really sick nurse: get out and go to your class me: how am i suppose to study when i’m si- nurse: GET LOST me: okay :(
Nurse: *Pulls out the itching relief spray* Nurse: *Sprays me in the eyes* Me: *Oh dear god!* Me: *owwwwwchhhhh* Nurse: * Now go back to class* Me: *Still dying* Nurse: * What did i tell you Boi !!!!
Me: Hi um... my toe hurts really bad Nurse: Ok which on Me: *points at toe* Nurse: Ok talk of you sock Me: *takes off sock* Nurse: *puts bandaid on toe* Nurse: Ok you can go back to class This happened yesterday and I was so confused 😂
Cactus Animations I had the stomach flu and I went to the nurse and it was before lunch and she said ur just hungry I barley ate at lunch and went to the nurse throwing up. The nurse was wrong
I would be like: **fake coughs and gags, trying to make it not obvious** Uh, I feel nauseous and dizzy and my stomach hurts... And, uh, I think I have a fever?
My old nurse: Me: I don't feel good... Nurse: go lay down 10 minutes later Nurse: Do you feel better? Me: Not really Nurse: Okay well head back to class Nurse now: Me: I don't feel good 🤢 Nurse: Okay go lay down 10 minutes later Nurse: let me take your temperature. Me: Okay Nurse: Okay your temperature is average you're fine, but you may go lay down longer Me: Okay! 10 more minutes later Nurse: Okay you may go back to class after I'm done filling out your form Me: Okay 5 minutes later Nurse: okay you may go back now, bye Me: Thanks, bye!
Nurse:Have you eaten anything unusual in the past 24 hours?
Me: I ate my feelings.
Nurse: So just your usual...
Me: *tearing up* How'd you know?
Mystic Queen 😂
Oh god
Mystic Queen This is the first actually funny comment I saw in here
Same
Mystic Queen feeling edgy?
Darling: alright let me get you comfortable. She whispers, talks gently.
My school nurse: if ur not throwing up or dead dont waste my time
Infinity Gamer same
My school makes us sit on a cot and we miss anything fun
Good luck
So true
Same. if you don’t have a fever or throw up you don’t go home
Imagine going to a movie theater and watching ASMR for 2 hours. Literally everyone would be asleep.
Kylie K sadly not me , i never fall asleep anymore XD
I wouldn't be asleep I'd be dead
it’s like a fully plotted story but everything is asmr
Penguin Thor I sleep through that movie too😂
Done that a few times without ASMR, either in long movies or ones I found boring
When she told u to breath
Her: your doing really good
Me: yeah I'm good at breathing
Breathe*
@@james_luigi6366 so try to go to world Championship on the existing tournament, i vote for you. Good luck.
Abigail Gray lol
@Abigail Gray, "yeah I've had a lot of practice Ty"
I stared coughing cause I choked on my saliva ._.
Her: Doesn't seem like anything is really wrong with you, you might just have a slight cold.
Me: GOD DAMMIT I WANTED TO GO HOME
I hate when that happends...
I hate school!!!!!
RandomButCute lmao same
I read that while she said it xx
Izzie Vanard ikr I hate when that happens
When she said mr Washington the only person I could think of was Gorge Washington
* star spangled banner starts playing *
George not Gorge
Why did I immediately think of Hamilton
WE ArE ouTgUnNed
WUT
OuTManNeD
WUT
OuTnuMbEReD
OuTpLaNNeD
Me too
lern PRopr gramer :)
Everyone here is complaining about just getting ice packs when they went to the nurse . My school gave out frozen sponges . SPONGES .
Edit: damn a thousand likes 😂
I Stole Jimin's Jams awesome!!😂😂
I got a ice cube
I Stole Jimin's Jams give jimins jams back to him you very no fun ):
We get melted ice in a plastic bag
SAME! Are you in Australia?
Nurse: “do you have the slip that the teacher gave you... to come here...?”
Me sitting in my bedroom in the dark under 50 blankets at 2:34 am: “yes!!”
I’m scared. I’m sitting here under 10 thick blankets (that’s not an exaggeration btw) at 2:14am.. replying to everything she says.
Lmao I’m watching at 2:34 am right now 💀
You ok....I think if you were under 50 blankets you couldn't breath?
i still got 14 minutes, but this is scarily accurate
Her mom: **Belt time**
Me: *Runs into Nurse's office*
Me: I feel like I'm gonna pass out...
Nurse: You need to sign in first
You:REEEEEEE
My nurse makes us sign in too, it’s so annoying because someone will come in with an emergency and she will say “YOu NeED TO SiGN In”
She just gives me an ice pack and is like go back to class now
And then all they give you is a mint... at least at my school they do half the time we don't even have a nurse
We have a nurse at school I go at the nursery pretty often, they just ask me questions and are like "we are gonna call your parents and if they don’t answer you go back to class"
Teacher- why did it take so long at the nurse
Me- idk she kept tapping on everything and made the slowest movements and whispered the whole time
Taylor: Temperature, 98.6 OK your perfect
Me: *thinks* In Celsius..... 😲
I think she lives in the states and we use fahrenheit
( please don't woooosh me..)
@@averslxo8176 ummm if u have reddit getting whooooshed my start your reddit career
Blank Blank in Celsius you will be hot like a boil kettle
a v e r s l x o R/WoOoOoShH I’m kidding
Feels like Ghost Rider 💀🔥
Nurse: Do you have any other issues
Me: A missing kidney
Nurse: Okay, a rash on your arm
Me: No, I said a missing kidney
Lol
I want to like but it’s on 69 so I can’t
Oh no
Candy Mountain, Charlie
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
I wish all school nurses were like Nurse Darling...
Bri- Bear agree
Bri- Bear agree
Bri- Bear same here buddy
Me when she's done talking: *RePEaT ThAT AgAiN PlEAse*
Say it louder for the school officials in the back
7:44
Her-Can you please lift up ur sleeve
Me:*lifts up sleeve*
Her-*touches the other side*
itzmeh _mrsbe_mrsbesson
And I’m just like: “Bitch, _this shirt has no sleeves._
Sleeves
Hahaha
lol 😂
Ella Gamer lol Xd haha lmao hehe
Me: *Comes In Sick*
Nurse: What's wrong .-.?
Me: I feel like I might pass out
Nurse: *Puts Band-Aid On My Head* You're good to go
Me: But you just put a-
Nurse: I said you're fine! Go back to class!
Tsunami Colours love this 😂
Tsunami Colours, *Dab*
Tsunami Colours LMAO SO TRUE
last year I had severe stomach pains and I was sent to the nurse..she laid me down and started to examine bruh..😩 she legit said ur fine go back to class..one week later I had my appendix out!!
Hannah Lahaie Same
Me: breaks leg
Mum: its that damn phone
Me: gets poisoned from my mums food
Mum:iTs thAt dAmN phoNE yOu pLaY oN thAt tHinG eVeRydAy aNd dOnT eaT mY foOd!
So true
Me trips over log
Mom the damn phone
Me forgets to do online homework
Mom it’s that damn chocolate pop
Me: breaks arms
Mum: *Visible Confusion*
litteraly so true dude
*Her:* ‘ what is your diet like?’
*Me :* 500 burgers a day extra French fries, no salad. For breakfast crisps. And for drinks, milkshake.’
*Her:* ‘okay, so your diet is pretty healthy!’
*me:* ‘ why thank you.’ *belly pops out while humming out of door*
XD first time I have a lot of likes!! 😂😂😂
Hirst Family I will sub to you if you sub to me.
Hirst Family Read that just as she said it. Weird.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hirst Family 😭😭😩💀.
She sooo cute with that bow in her hair 💖💖💖💖
Oh yeah yeah
Principal: We have a new school nurse! Please welcome Nurse Darling!
*Stomach aches rates increase by 5000%*
lol this should have more likes
I have a disease and the only treatment is *more ASMR*
@@Atel0phobia is
@@Atel0phobia that's hilarious 😂
Lord Davrox I STOLE YOUR COMMENT!
sorry.
Her: Just breathe ok?
Me: *breathes*
Her: your doing really good
Me:yeah I’m pretty good at it, takes lots of practice
It’s the boy thing I’m good at honestly 😐
My school nurse would be like, "here's an ice pack!" *chucks ice pack at kid*
EliseVlogs is
EliseVlogs dvtggyg
I don't even have a school nurse xD
EliseVlogs yeah thats true
EliseVlogs YES
I wish school nurses were really this nice
Psykiatricda 1 mine is are really strickt
Psykiatricda 1 It's everyday bro XF
Sometimes when adults can't find a job, they'll do anything they can to find even the smallest job in town. Adults gotta make money, and without money, they can't pay for their needs. So next time any of you see a strict, mean, or tired adult doing his or her job, just don't judge them. Most people who struggle with this hate their new job because of limited options, but nonetheless, they have to make money 💵
Rachel Parker very inspirational
Rachel Parker listen school makes majority of my friends and I unhappy in elementary school and we don't need the nurse to be jerks and make out bad day being sick or hurt worse luckily my nurses are nices
Can you imagine if your actual nurse just whispered all the time?
I wish there was a class that taught you how to make ASMR because I’d absolutely be in that class just to get triggers tested on me
I'd be relaxed all the time
I do
I wouldn’t really mind. I would be very relaxed.
The nurse at our school is... odd.
Edit: Very, _very_ odd. Like, “Broken ankle? Have a mint!” Kind of odd.
Imagine if my noisy class wispered all the time
Her: Do you have any other issues?
Me: Well I've been feeling pretty depressed recently, I broke up with my gi-
Her: You have a slight rash on your arm?
AHAHHAAH
Lazy Kyle being sad and depressed are different things
I'm depressed to your not alone
You ok? I know depression is a serious issue. If you need someone to talk to I’m all ears(despite just being some internet stranger)
Her: what is your diet like?
Me: I had chocolate for dinner
Her: okay, pretty healthy then
Me: .......
I feel you
😅😅😅
Chocolate can be healthy, but for dinner? 😰
@@actionjaxson4532 chocolate has healing powers when you have the shivers. It makes you warm up inside
XD
Her: Well maybe your rash was caused by you being nervous
Me: .....seems legit
😐
DaysOf Wolfy I get rashes for no reason at all
It actually can, when your nervous you can sweat, or something else that can make your skin irritated and make a rash
Polecat324?
Me: I don't think that's a thing...... But I'll take your word for it.
Her:What is your diet like?
Me: Well it consists of doughnut s and pie and ice cream and-
Her:OK it sounds like you eat pretty healthy.
Me:O.O why thank you
Izzy's Corner Lol
Lol. That's what I was thinking
Honestly same
Uh candy and throwing my dinner into a toilet
Her: what is your diet like?
Me: for breakfast I eat cereal, a donut fruit pancakes and a butter stick
Me: for lunch I eat a cake, whole pizza cola chips
Me: for dinner I eat everything in my fridge
Her: ok sound like you have a good diet
Me: Leg has been chopped off
Nurse: Have an ice pack
Me: Thanks
Watching this sitting in a chair
Her:Let me put this pillow behind your head
Me:Ok
Her:(puts a pillow behind me)Ok now relax
Me:Ok(Lean's back and hits my head in the chair)Oh Sh*t
Her:Relax
Me:I can't I think my heads broken
I don't know why but this made me laugh so hard
:3
- testing -
Angel Loke I
I'm gonna die
When i moved to USA,we had really old school nurse.Her name was Theodora(she died year ago).She would sent anyone home lol,even if you lie that you are hurt or sick
Kukucavaax 3420 me to
Kukucavaax 3420 best nurse ever I had to almost fight the nurse for me to go home
I'm sorry but what happened to her?
Kukucavaax 3420 she sounds so nice
Kukucavaax 3420 seems like a good nurse 👩⚕️
Nurse:what’s been your diet”
Me:Bleach and tide pods
Nurse:seems heathy
weather_ Lover1394 you also seem to be suffering from depression.... *HERES AN ICE PACK*
lol
The Midnight Assassin I am thx
*H E A T H Y*
XD
Nurse darling : “I think ill have to send you home for today.”
Me: YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
Ikr
EmF yes my dream
Her:never mind you just have a migraine go back to class
Cringe
21 minutes in the nurse's office ...
Think of all the class I'm missing. Hell yeah
K
Janna Wang I
Ben Boxall is college easy to get into
Protitype meh
Id pull my own teeth to go to this nurse
At my school:
Me: I have a stomach ace and my head hurts...
Nurse: Go lay down on the bed in there!
Me: ok *lays on bed*
Nurse: *sets timer for 15 mins*
*TIMER GOES OFF*
Nurse: *turns off timer* how do you feel now?
Me: well... a little better
Nurse: Ok stay here for a little longer
Me: ok
*15 MINUTES LATER*
Nurse: ok how are you now?
Me: I feel the same
Nurse: ok.... well I'll be back just stay here again
My mind: *ARGH CAN I JUST GO HOME NOW?! I HAVE FELT THE SAME THE WHOLE TIME!!!*
Nurse: *comes back* sooooo how about know?
Me: still the same -_-
Nurse: ok I'll call mom
*10 MINUTES LATER*
Nurse: how about you go get your stuff
Me: ok *go gets backpack*
Nurse: you mom is here!
My mind: *FINALLY IT'S ABOUT TIME*
Unicorn Gamer Girl lmfao
Kenzie OGaming is
Kenzie OGaming LOL
Kenzie OGaming i
So true 😫
1st day at school and already at the nurse. Dang I’m needy
Too quick 4youfan better now than later...
Too quick 4youfan lol
Flamingofan YOTENGO do you watch Albert stuff?
Me: *passes out*
Nurse: here drink some water
Me: *lays on ground unconscious*
Nurse: if you dont drink this I'm sending you to the office
Me: *still unconscious*
Nurse: Fine! *drags me to office*
This disserves way more likes 😂
omg that was so funny. you should make a meme or a skit about that. XD
I hope not based on a true story, but it be like that sometimes.
U got the hole squad laughing
One time my friend was choking and I ran the get the nurse and she told me to calm down because my friend just needed some water.
Once, when I was around 6 or seven years old , I twisted my ankle (really badly) at recess. When I went to my class I told the teacher and she gave me a pass. I went to the nurse and she told me to lie down. I did and I crossed one ankle over the other in a natural position. She took one look at me and said "If you really twisted your ankle you wouldn't be able to do that." I told her that I did, and she told me to go back to class. Me, trying to be polite, left without a word. I went back to class and my teacher asked what happened. I just said that she told me to go back. I didn't want to cause trouble. That is where I learned how dumb adults can be.
Carson PoliPenguin wow that’s crappy
Yeah most humans are idiots
I don’t have a shcool nurse
Taylor Mia yeah... But I’ve TOTALLY GOTTEN OVER IT!
HEE HEE *heavy breathing*
Taylor Mia *School
So sorry. I’m a nerd and it hurts my little nerdy heart.
3:13
"You're doing so good"
Yeah i am very good at breathing
Mr WaveLord well of course you would you've been doing it since you were in your mothers body
Oh wait that's physically not possible my bad my bad 🤗
Why thank you
Marcela Williams thank you for what 🤨
Mr WaveLord 😂😂😂😂 I’m laughing hard lmao
Mr WaveLord Lol
At my school
Me: NURSE I GOT SHOT
Nurse: I’ll get a bandaid and ice pack
ᄃΛƬ KIПG sounds like every school
Oh lol same!
Cat King same
Cat King same my nurse is a bitchhhhh!
Cat King so true
When you finshed the video and you want a nurse like that 😭
It's 2019 and I'm still watching this over and over again falling asleep thank you darling.☺😄
My nurse is like this:
Me:I feel on the ground and can't see straight.
Nure:Well I can give you some ice and a mint
Me:ok can I stay in here
Nurse:No Go Back To Class
True event btw.
I feeel like im in a time travelers shoes reading this hello!!! From 2020 still my fav video of hers
Welp, time to go to sleep. G'night everyone!
GeeRadd night!
GeeRadd night bro 👊
Night? Its midnight where i am NOT SLEEPING FOR 2 HOURS BRO
GeeRadd Goodnight my dood
GeeRadd Good night ❤
If my nurse was like this, I would be "sick" all the time!!
Ashley LeCompte but then they wouldnt let you go
Ashley LeCompte Do you have a sister named Kalese?
Røri Stallard No I am an only child
If your nurse would be like this, well she wouldnt have job. lmao
FuzzyMemory Wdym?
Me: My throat really hurts
My actual school nurse: here take an ice pack I don't care
Natasha Butchko yep
Natasha Butchko i just get water no cough drop.
Kid: Nurse I broke my leg and my head really hurts! Nurse: Here's a bandaid, come back if it still hurts..
Natasha Butchko mines the same😂
Natasha Butchko YES I SWEAR
Me: * crying * I broke my leg
Nurse: do you want a peppermint and a glass of water
( me in my head ) wtf I’m over here crying and my leg is snapped like a toothpick
Me: yeah
Nurse: fantastic
Me I broke my leg I don't know what to do . Nurse do you have to slip to come here. Me I BROKE MY LEG DO I REALLY NEED A SLIP. Nurse get out . Me 😡 talks under breath
Her: you eat pretty healthy
Me: nods while eating candy
LOL!
Lazyylise I had a slice of cake and some ice cream today sooo.... :3
Lazyylise- Vegeta what's his bmi level? ITS OVER 9000!
I'm eating popcorn while watching XD
Lazyylise *nods* Yeah I'm pretty healthy *i say as I shove the last Oreo into my mouth*
The background looks sooo realistic!!
Meme's World it’s a green screen
So does your dog filter
Meme's World You blind or something?
heejsbwksksosksndnsjwkwk i know
lil scorpio excuse r U blind? Its a green screen its not in real life.😐
My school
Me: I threw up
Nurse: Have a peppermint
Me: *leaving* wtf...
At least you got candy but I'm sorry you didn't feel well
Mr Awesome same but it is ether a cough drop or a band-aid lol one time I told my nurse my head stomach hurt I just though up and she said ok I am going to take your temperature and it was like 100.3 and she gave me a FREAKIN band-aid and sent me BACK TO CLASS
No it a blue paper towel that they give you.
crashpod 123 lol
Mr Awesome
My dad just yelled at me and yelled and sweared at me because I was crying because I’m scared when I sleep because whenever I close my eyes I feel like there’s a demon or something and Asmr darling helped me calm down. Thanks for making sad people happy and calm, darling. Keep up the great work!
wtf 😭💀
Tf
@@braxtenboerger7376 fr 😭
Wtaf 💀😂 she deadass thought-
I wish my school nurse was this nice bc mine always yelled at me bc I always wanted to go home
Madison Alvey I broke my arm and was given an ice pack and sent back to class! My nurse didn’t care about anyone in that school. It was a elementary school and they didn’t even give us ice packs we only got those when the paramedics were called in other than that we got a ziplock filled with ice and most teachers didn’t allow them in their room
Madison Alvey We just got a new nurse and she’s really sweet but she has a strict and sharp sounding voice so it sounds like OH HI HON like if she’s mad at you all the time. But she’s really awesome.
Uh mine just made me put a towel on my pain
Madison Alvey my name is Madison 😋😋😋😋😋😋😛😛😛😛😛😋😋😋😋😋😋
Madison Alvey: Same
Taylor-“have you made any new friends?”
Me- “Yea I made at least tw-“
Taylor-“no? Ok”
Me-*tears streaming down my cheeks*
Forever alone
She is all like ...honey you aint fooling anyone 😂😂😂
You stole this...
You copied
Bro wth I found the same comment right there
Imagin having an asmr school nurse....
BTS ARMY oh ya
Ikr
Horrible
sup army :)
Army xD ❤️😂
its been 3 years and this is still my favourite asmr video
Same here
My school nurse was a guy and he was sick if u said ur were sick he'd ask if u were serious then you would say "no I just wanna go home" and he would give you a hometime slip and let you go
Swobbels 😲😲😲
Sounds like a nice guy
Luckyyyyyyyy
Swobbels I want that as a nurse mine was so mean she hates me
Swobbels dang! I wish he was my school nurse
A day in the life of me
Me: Nurse, I have a broken ankle.
Nurse: have a glass of water!
Me: *Drinks water* ok, that didn’t really help.
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
Me: *puts on ankle*
Nurse: so, does it feel any better?
Me: well my ankle is broken so no.
Nurse: have another glass of water
Me: (thinking) JUST GIVE ME A FRIEKING CAST OR CRUTCH ALREADY!!!
Nurse: well, looks like you are ok.
Me: should I be off Sports?
Nurse: No, it’s fine.
Me: GDHENEIEBDJWNNASHDBBRHEBSSNJ
Nurse: Water?
Ooooooooof
Liam42909 Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
Lyrics4life 116 Lmao. I’m watching this late at night, and you legit made me laugh.
*im wanted*
• Duckles • 😛😉👍
Btw I love ur name 😂😂
Random Things Thanks mah dude!! I love your name too. :3
“So do you have any other issues?”
Me: I have crippling depression
“You have a rash on your arm?”
shannon ! I have been saying that to everyone in my school today! 😂🤣 I went up to a teacher and said that all they said was "ok,that's good sit back down" 😂
shannon ! Awesome great joke!
yea that's me ;(
shannon ! Im sorry
Sans.l.
I’ve watched this video every night before my first day of school since I was in sixth grade, I am now a junior and a year from today, I’ll be starting my final year of high school. Time flies.
I start my final and senior year of high school in the morning. I can’t believe I’m here, I really thought I wouldn’t make it. Hopefully a year from today, I’ll be moving to college, free of all the baggage and leaving everything behind.
@@Max-wj2vxUpdate us when college starts!
same here! time really flies.. 🥲🥲
I moved in to college a week ago, and tomorrow is my first day of classes. I’m scared, this is so different but I know I’ll make it. I’m a freshman again. I will see you next year. I love you.
This is so real its been my ritual since 5th grade and now im going to be a freshman in highschool
Who else watches her videos at night and them falls asleep and when they wake up there phone is still on
Sigma turn auto play off??
Karime Becerra not me but I can imagine people doing that 😂
Karime Becerra yup
No, I have a phone that turns off on its own so as soon as the video ends it basically just turns off after a bit but when I turn my phone on in the morning the video I last watched would still be there
the ads rape my ears around 4am so yeah i feel ya
Me: I think I broke my ankle when I tripped over the hurtles on the track
School nurse: just put a band aid on it
3:29 when you get a text from bae with no kisses
😂😂😂
Bahahaha true tho😂
OMG LMFAO
Dinner Bone WHERE
True
Nurse: have you eaten anything unusual in the past 24 hours?
Me: I drank my tears and ate my emotions.
Nurse: ok just your usual.
Me: (sips glass of tears while still crying) yep....
Hope Lover I thought drinking tears was just a thing that- WAIT A MINUTE YOU ARE ANOTHER ALIEN?!
Carrie Laxson I just cry a lot and like the salt
At my school.....
Nurse: are u dying ?
Me: errr no..?..
Nurse: back to class
Or
Nurse: are u dying ?
Me: errr yes...!..
Nurse: ok...back to class
Emma Edwards same
But, what would they do if you were dying? Surely that would be much more difficult to deal with?
Emma Edwards My school like u have a stomach ache call ur parents we don’t want to take care of a stupid child that is gonna explode with vomit any second but we have to call ourselves even if we barfed. Plus at our school it’s just a garbage can ice packs and a bathroom in the nurses office. Btw we do not even have a nurse.
Emma Edwards SAME THING WITH MY NURSE!!!!!!
Emma Edwards ahhh same asf !!!😂😂
Taylor as a nurse: You have a headache, and a stomach ache and some rashes, let’s get you an ice pack some water and some itch relief spray
My school nurse: take a mint
Xx RUBIX xX omg so freaking true
We don't even get mints D:
We don't even have a nurse😂.
I wish school nurses where like this
Taylor: you can stay here as long as you like until you start feeling better.
Ready to go home
Me: I'm feeling better now😂
the bow was a really cute touch to the character 🥺🥺💗💗
I wish my school nurses I've had were like this.
Nurse: Oh you have a Headache? Here, have a saltine
Zara Sky when I go to the office they are like
Me: I have a headache :(
Nurse: Takes temperature
Nurse: sLeeP.
"hand it over" am I being threatened?
*strokes pillow suggestively*
Zuzia Kwiatek lol
Best one
Zuzia Kwiatek ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Zuzia Kwiatek 😏
Zuzia Kwiatek I KNOW RIGHT
Nurse: can you breath for me?
Me: **breaths**
Nurse: keep going your doing so well sweetie!!! :3 **acts like I'm 5**
Me: thank you! You know, I actually practise everyday and I kinda live on it sooooo.... yeah, I'm pretty good at it :)))
Moonlight_ BBY well I think you don't practice enough your grammar and orthography. :)
😂😂😂
Moonlight_ BBY i
You probably are five
Darren Cheng I’m 13, nice try hunny…
Nurse: school gives me a cheap stethoscope, you know how the school system works.
Me: I’m in first grade
Nurse- "Do you want some water?"
Me- "Sure"
Nurse- *Gets water*
Nurse- *Starta tapping the cup*
Me- "Erm arent you uh supposed to give me the damn water
Nurse- *Continues to tap*
Me- *YELL! "GIVE ME MY WATER"
Foxy foxy Foxy sure
Skylar Beasley im dead
Foxy foxy Foxy fan of what? Clorox? Thx
Bro u are my drink
Nokjalim !! Yup always come to me
If asmr darling was in my school I would like to act sick everday
Hell yea
Jeffrey Ortez me toooooooo
Same
Same
Jeffrey Ortez Dane brother
I would've fallen over a lot more during recess if I had a nurse like this
Squiddo me I would kiss her
Shawn Harley Honestly would have the biggest urge
Squiddo I'd be weirded out. I don't care how pretty or sweet they are, she is way too touchy for me.
There are women I work with like that. Someone will see them, and think I'm mad that I don't like them touching me all the time, but why would I? They are random women I barely know! Don't touch me! Me being polite does not give someone free reign to touch me. We start flirting a lot, and we are outside of work, then maybe, but stop it otherwise!
... I feel like Daniel O'Brien from Cracked...
Wesley Touchy people know how to handle the diugh ;)
+Squiddo omigoodness a fellow dashie lover!!
Me:turns volume up
DO YOU SUFFER FROM BACK PAINS--
Me:falls out of bed now I do!
Lol
In Ireland they give us a potato and a cup of water
Edit: thanks for all the likes
Potato?
LostPrincess 1234
U don't get it do u...
Sweet
AlwaysGeorge nope, I got the joke and I'm an American lol.
You don't have to necessarily be British, but you do have to know the stereotype.
AlwaysGeorge I am British and still didn't get the joke so
Nurse: Your doing so good!
Me: Ummm thanks I mean, I’m just breathing
Abby Brenner lol.
Abby Brenner you’re
Abby Brenner lol. Me.
Hidden Away Nope. “You’re”
Mubina110 Roblox that’s what I said you just made it capital
Imagine if the nurse at your school talked as if she was doing asmr
I'd go there all the time ours just shouts
Faith M i would be flabbergasted
Faith M that would be creepy..
Faith M
It's cool online but it would be to weird for me in real life seeming how he's a guy I'm a 12 year old girl and I hate to say this but I would get out of there quickly because my brain would go on automatic creep alert. :/
Faith M I’d rase my hand and go to the nurse before a test like I️ could go to her so much I’d walk in like
“ NURSE TALOR I️ GOT-“
“a test? It okay kira I️ got u have a seat”
Darling: do yoy have a doctors slip?
Student: yes.
Darling: GIVE IT OVER
Yoy
Harsh
Give it to me
That thing
Your Dark Soul...
Lol
Her: "I have this instant cold pack I will put on your head"
Me: "Why are you tapping it "
Her:"You just break it up and it is cold"
Me:"that doesn't answer my..." (falls asleep)
yellow bkoy gem - damn you don't got to be so rude
0mgits AJ I wasn’t being rude it was a joke I said **falls asleep** in the comment because that is what the video is for to make me fall asleep it’s not like I said it was a bad video
0mgits AJ sorry meant to tag the other guy
Makes sense
yellow bkoy gem - BAHAHAHA SALTY MUCH 💀💀
My school doesn't even have a school nurse lmao. In other countries it's so normal but in germany your school must be very rich if you have one😂
Same in czech republic lol😄or should i say rip?
I live in the USA and it is required to have a school nurse.
I don’t have one and I’m in England.
I live in the USA and for some reason we don't have one the hell
We gent sent to reception if we're sick 😑
What have you been eating lately?
Well, today I ate a rock
Seems healthy
Well yeah, I try my best
Elisabeth Joao Lol😂😂😂
Stop copying other people please!
Elisabeth Joao 😋😝was it yummy
Elisabeth Joao u copied someone idiot
Elisabeth Joao COPY CAT
Me: (barfs)
My nurse: here’s some ice. k byeeee
Me: (barfs)
Her: OMG CALL THE AMULANCE!!
Does she actually say that?
No she doesn't
@@hexmandalorianminecraft1165 it’s a metaphor
Me: * just starting to relax with asmr
Mum: * blasts music loud*
Me: I give up
Pizza 5678---- same here lmao 😂
Same xddddd
Ik same
Same
YEEEESSSSSSS YOU SAID MUM CORRETLYY YEEESS
i wish my school nurse is this nice..
me: im sick
nurse: so?
me: i want to rest a little bit
nurse: bring the note from your homeroom teacher first
me: but their not here
nurse: sO yOU cAnT
me: but i’m sick
nurse: you don’t have the note!
me: please i’m really sick
nurse: get out and go to your class
me: how am i suppose to study when i’m si-
nurse: GET LOST
me: okay :(
ThAt'S sO mE
Go back to lessons and throw up that would teach them
queeny álizona mean nurse
Tell them "I will tell this to the PRINCIPAL >:("
queeny álizona i would tell her girl if you dont fix me or something im gonna tell the principle to fier you
You remind me of my school nurse. My school nurse is just like you, she is so nice.
It's Cassidy lucky
take an icepack
It's Cassidy what fuckin school do you go to
Devin Lit kicks ikr
It's Cassidy aren't all of them
Student:Head aces
Nurse:I am on my lunch break come back later!
Nurse: *Pulls out the itching relief spray*
Nurse: *Sprays me in the eyes*
Me: *Oh dear god!*
Me: *owwwwwchhhhh*
Nurse: * Now go back to class*
Me: *Still dying*
Nurse: * What did i tell you Boi !!!!
~Time Stamps
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz thank yooou
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz very well done ! and thanks !
Her: *Have you made any friends yet?* Me: *Ya come on now, I am popular I have many friends!* Her: *No? Ok.* Me: **Cries in a corner**
Superioli 7 I started to laugh so hard when I read this comment
Superioli 7 😂😂
Superioli 7 weak asf 💀💀
Lol saaaamee dude 😂
I have like no friends, (not popular at all) but meh. Social interaction is overrated and at least I don't get bullied.
Me: Nurse
Nurse: yes
Me: i broke my leg...
Nurse: heres an icepack
At lease it's cheap
Mines here's a wet paper towel you'll be fine
I damaged all my tissue in the door before and the teacher said pit a wet paper towel you'll be fine. Ended up in A e
@@maddylonsdale4805 a e?
That happened to me in irl...-
Her: so your teacher says that your stomach hurts and you have a headache
Me: no I just wanna go home
Lily and Kylie me everyday at school🤣🤣
If my nurse was like this I would have a fever everyday
Slime Natalie yeah me to be like MA I HAVE A HEADACHE oh well I’m sick NURSE GIVE ME YOUR VIBRATIONS 🤣🤣
Slime Natalie me too
Slime Natalie same
Slime Natalie lol
Slime Natalie ikr
how did I end up in the nurse's office and I didn't even go back to school yet
nchia same here. Must be a nightmare.
nchia You right tho I must have been kidnapped by 'Nurse Darling' as she calls herself, could be my stalker or neighbor down the block
Be out of school for X years...
nchia ik😂
nchia SAME! 🤣
Her at 10:56: have you made any friends so far
Me: crying NOPE
i don’t need friends, they disappoint me
People don't like us aliens
Me: I got shot!
Nurse: ok *grabs a tiny princess bandaid*
Me: But I g-
Nurse: Go back to class
Me: Bu-
Nurse: GO BACK TO CLASSSSS!
AshleyDaCookieLover 101 lmfao
AshleyDaCookieLover 101 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
AshleyDaCookieLover 101 d
AshleyDaCookieLover 101
Me: Hi um... my toe hurts really bad
Nurse: Ok which on
Me: *points at toe*
Nurse: Ok talk of you sock
Me: *takes off sock*
Nurse: *puts bandaid on toe*
Nurse: Ok you can go back to class
This happened yesterday and I was so confused 😂
It autocorrected take to talk
Oml😂😂😂
@@mylifeasbeth1968 I hate autocorrect by the way it autocorrect like 50 times making this sentence 😣😣😣😣😣😒😒😒
Santiago campa Turn it off
Cactus Animations I had the stomach flu and I went to the nurse and it was before lunch and she said ur just hungry I barley ate at lunch and went to the nurse throwing up. The nurse was wrong
This is my favourite video of yours!! So relaxing! 😴😌😊
I fall soundly asleep to it everytime! ❤
AG Ginny ya me too. Xxxx
That’s not creepy at all
Right me too
This is hundreth comment :D!!!
3 years ago this comment was, do you still watch this video from time to time?
This was one of the first asmr videos I ever listened to, and I still come back to it
Darling: have u ate anything unusual in the last 24 hours
Me: I ate my cousin
Darling okay just the usual
BOI!
😂😂😂😂
It'sME_Emma! XD DX XD DX XD DX XD DX XD DX XD DX XD DX XD DX XD DX XD
I think you haters don't know it is ASMR
Lol
jesus ortega same here
OMG I WISH MY SCHOOL NURSE WAS LIKE THAT
Hey The Ace Family
Omg im part of the ace family and i eatch her ☺️💕💕
I don’t
If you were my school nurse id have a stomach ache everyday
If she was my school nurse id pretend I have a big infection on my peepee so she can inspect it.
I would be like:
**fake coughs and gags, trying to make it not obvious**
Uh, I feel nauseous and dizzy and my stomach hurts... And, uh, I think I have a fever?
Chris John Iliev xD
-what?-
Yeah 😂😂
My old nurse:
Me: I don't feel good...
Nurse: go lay down
10 minutes later
Nurse: Do you feel better?
Me: Not really
Nurse: Okay well head back to class
Nurse now:
Me: I don't feel good 🤢
Nurse: Okay go lay down
10 minutes later
Nurse: let me take your temperature.
Me: Okay
Nurse: Okay your temperature is average you're fine, but you may go lay down longer
Me: Okay!
10 more minutes later
Nurse: Okay you may go back to class after I'm done filling out your form
Me: Okay
5 minutes later
Nurse: okay you may go back now, bye
Me: Thanks, bye!
This comment is so epic!!
Dang it would be time to go back home then .........i think?