ASMR Mean School Nurse Brittney Takes Care of You
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- B*tchy Brittney is back! She is going to take care of you in the nurse's office at school. good luck ( ゚,_ゝ゚)
Triggers:
-Nail Filing
-Gum Chewing
-Writing on Clipboard
-Hand Sanitizer (Hand Sounds)
-Gloves
-Blood Pressure Cuff
-Follow the Flashlight
-Heating Pad Scratching
-Bandaid Wrapper
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"I just called your mum... she didn't seem very concerned."
Damn that's the most relatable part of the vid.
@@MaximumP0tential cuz there are too many fish stix to focus on one
@@MaximumP0tential ok
fr fr😭
@Fish Stix
have I met my soulmate?
@@motherofpea4rll Y E S! 💘
Brittney is back! I’m so sorry you have to deal with her rudeness, hopefully she at least relaxes you a little 🥺❤️
This is child’s play when you work in retail. Love Brittany hope you do quirky painting girl again. Not sure if she has been named
I don’t mind the rudeness, but the gum chewing for me is like nails on chalk board
No problem at all 😘
Another fabulous video.
Taylor you’re so wonderful at these
Ideas you come up with.
Love you’re Chanel
She's ur alter ego so it's ok and I know your not like that
darling: "what's wrong with you?"
me: "absolutely everything"
Lol ikr
nice
imagine Brittney being a therapist
So relaxing
ikr
damn id never get sick with a school nurse like this XD ill just die in class thank you
hi i watch ur vids! lol
@@m7dsonn hi :D
@@RapunzelASMR hi!!
Same but I do that anyway because class sucks
I have a nurse like this💀
Omg Brittney has had so many different jobs😂
Cuz she keeps getting fired 😂😂😩
Just like Johnny sins
@@karthik-gk1dg he should do asmr
well look at the way she treats her customers 🤣
She's Barbie
I haven't seen the video yet but I hope it's just 17 minutes of her telling you to put ice on it
this comment deserves a heart😂
*| € £*
@@DuncanB06 my comment had a heart
OH MY GAAAAAWD 😂
In England schools that would be a wet paper towel!
If this was real life I would honestly just enjoy how annoyed they are and just try to make them break
That’s good
Me too like when she said you can't play games on your phone because the principal will come in and get me in trouble and not me I will get my phone out and go to the door and yell PRINCIPAL IM PLAYING GAMES ON MY PHONE 😂😂🤣
@@latonyathomas3156 5 year old here
I’m so happy Britney got her nursing license, great for her
haha! lol
She's just an internal
She's earned it!
Whatever! 🙎♀️💅
plot twist; Brittney is the principal of the school
5:50 - the best "thanks" ever
😂😂😂
😂
Had me at the "So annoying" right before that lol
If you keep pressing the 5:50 thing and press it again when her mouth opens it looks like she’s chomping on her “food”
Omg YAASSS
You are absolutely amazing. The creativity is off the charts. You manage to work really effective ASMR triggers into role plays better than anyone.
9:55 she didn't "spit out" the gum, she LAUNCHED it lmaooo
and the smile she gave after 💀
Thank god for this comment it was driving me nuts LOL
10:04
@@volfgankamei5348 hahahha
There needs to be a collab between Brittney and Goodnight Moon's Valley Girl someday
youre so right
Yes! But valley girl is actually awesome and not mean at all. ❤️
What a combo!
Brah, that's bigger than Godzilla vs Kong!
This one is actually rude, valley girl is our hype woman and best friend
I’m afraid to watch this because it is the 1st of april and therefor the perfect opportunity for an asmrtist to scream in my ear
Is there actually ones like that tho, would be so hilarious😂
@@homeiswherethefridgeis tons do
Lmfao 😂
@@thatguyaccent3225 can ya link one
@@homeiswherethefridgeis
I remember seeing a video where a dude was talking about the time he actually squeezed an air horn or something into the mic and he lost a ton of subs LMAOO
I’m impressed with how it for real sounded like she was on the phone in the other room 👏
Update: The bitchiest thing was making us take the Orange lollipop,... there were two red ones damnit!
you should get the orange soda
@@aggie5668 it's so watermelon
“That’s your name? You must have some... unique parents.”
My name’s Karagin, of course my parents are a bit loony 😂
When you perform as Britney... I always think of the lyrics from the song scream and shout...
And than especially the part....I'm Britney b*tch" 🙊🙊🙊
Also Gimme More!
She never said that
@@stephaniewilliams6073 I know but the song... Scream and shout.. Remind me of her asmr character as.. Britney
Ok this is the title that guarantees you wont be falling asleep soon because you want to see the mean nurse being mean😄
So beautiful and sensational
2:52 Go home...have a glass of wine 🍷
She peaks my language!
Wonderful ASMR
Beer is much better
When she said "You just DONT feel good?" reminded me of when peter said "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good" and now I'm crying
There’s so much ASMR where they’re being so nice to you so it’s refreshing when someone treats you like shit because I definitely deserve this more than being praised 😂
U ok pal?
Replying to myself... I feel the same way now. I think I should be treated worse. Im worthless, disappointing and I am just terrible. The hardest part is displaying a smile even though I am broken on the inside 🙂
@@horizonwalker2290 lmao
i think my school was the only one in the world where the nurses actually spent time with you.
we had this one called ruby who everyone said was mean, but she was just a no-bullshit kind of woman. i ave epilepsy and also suffer from hideous migraines, and I was in the nurses office a lot. she didn't sugar coat anything and did what she needed to. in her words, "I'm here to make sure you're not going to die, but I'm not your emotional support buddy." however she listened to you! a teacher once told me I wasn't going to have a migraine, I just needed to drink more water. at recess i went to see Ruby and she believed me because apparently I had been pale, and like the next minute I was throwing up and my migraine was so bad I was sent home
I feel like I overshared again yeah oops
Me, watching this type of "mean" ASMR videos on RUclips:
😊😍🥰🤗😴
Me when people being mean to me in real life: 😔☹😞😭😨😩😠
SAME LMAO
Amazing
AJXBSHSH if this happened to me irl i would CRY
the gum chewing at the beginning was ✨amazing✨
CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT AND APPRECIATE THAT SHE STILL TAKES CARE !!
10:04 I was NOT expecting that 😹
Lol
When you spit out the gum I lost it 🤣
was trying to realise what i liked about the audio so much and it’s that there’s no white noise at all, my favourite personally xx
Reminds me of the nurse when I was in middle school. Always thought everyone was faking sickness. Yet the one time I really was faking it, she believed me. Like wtf? Lol.
middle school nurses were the absolute worst 😂
@@emlong123 secondary school nurses in England just slap wet paper on ur forehead and call it a day
I didn’t even have a school nurse at my school. Everyone just got ice packs or bandaids from the secretaries if they were injured, and if you were sick, they’d have you lay down in the cot in the back room and give you a mint :/
I can't stop thinking about the fact that she randomly spat out the gum in the middle of the video
That sent me 💀💀💀💀💀
"Are you sure you're not lying?" triggered my fight or flight super hard.
"whats your name"
"britney"
"thats your name?"
yes britney what u gon do bout dat
I love how this mean school nurse character has a name.....Brittney. Lol! ❤️
You're the best, Taylor!
Yes!! More Brittney !!! One of my favorite characters you have! Hope there’s more to come
I was so relaxed until she spit that gum out I started bursting out laughing 😭😭
POV:
your not in full screen
Your in bed *maybe*
Scrolling threw the comments
FIRST OF ALL. How dare you be spot on. I feel attacked
Spittin straight facts. Only thing you forgot was that it’s 3 am in the morning
i-
@@ViThePrincess LOL
How are people entertained by stupid ass comments like this, like it’s physically impossible for you to see this without scrolling through the comments and not being in full screen, and it’s a video to help you sleep, of course your in bed, idiots
The year I dropped out I always went to the nurses office early in the day and lied about feeling sick just so I wouldn’t have to be in school. I was 17 at the time otherwise I woulda just walked out everyday lol. The nurse was super nice though, the only thing she ever complained about was that I didn’t have an updated physical exam lol
And now you work for minimum wage lol
@@markspengler7137 What a close minded individual you are. School isn’t for everyone, and there’s plenty of people with undergraduate degrees working low income jobs.
Bruh it's not hard to finish high school lmao.
@@georgieroberts8697 at least finish high school. How embarrassing
@@FezCaliph you say that like I didn’t finish high school🤣
LMAO i died when she said "that's your name?" 2:02 so unexpected
LMFAO
Yeah like I have a very normal name.
Alternative title: School nurse finally has more than just ice so now she has to properly check up on you.
Can you try a Seamstress role play? I enjoy how they get measurements and ask your preferred design and fabrics, then afterwards having a good dress/clothes that fits perfectly to me. ❤️
The gum makes it ten times better lol until she spit it out
The gym got so annoying 😠😫
Gum chewing is surprisingly sexy...
Spitting it on the floor was rather gross, however.
@@garyparker1220 gym
@@EdgqrAllanPoe Yeah. He doesn't like working out.
😳 omg I have never had so many likes on my comment before! Thank you so much guys!!!
Brittney: “nice and sanitized, you know it.”
Also Brittney: *mask no where near face*
The gag is she did more to help than any school nurse Ive ever encountered!
Darling: What are your symptoms
Me: My head hurts and my back is in pain
Darling: A headache and some body aches
Me shook 😳
All my school nurses have been over 40 years old. This is refreshing.
I’m so glad Britney is back!
Me to can't wait for baby 1 more time
@@keiron.4612 ha!
@@Ninkopi oops she did it again to🤭
ASMR Darling Do You Remember The Song From Mr Cinders? LYRICS: Even When The Darkest Clouds Are in The Sky You Musn’t Sigh And You Musn’t Cry Spread A Little Happiness As We Go By!
So I work in medicine. Brittney gave one of the most thorough exams I've ever seen by a nurse. Plot twist: Brittney, while having a poor bedside manner, is widely regarded as being one of the most knowledgeable nurses in the region
The reason why she always has her mask down and doesnt put it up is so she gets sick and doesnt go to work to deal with annoying kids XD
well she will wait a long time for it
Can we just take a minute to compliment her beauty?
I've missed Britney so much. She needs to do a dog washing role play with Arya
Probably Arya would disagree
absolutely loving all the uploads lately! you’re doing so amazing taylor, thank you for all the wonderful new content 💗
This is the type of humiliation I strive for
i’ve heard most school bullies and mean girls go on to be nurses so this isn’t far off 😳
I'm training to be a nurse and I'm nice ):
when ur in 10th grade and u literally just got out of ur history class to watch this video 👁👄👁
i-
me, but my history class has an exam tomorrow 👁👄👁
@@ellaaa... well how did it go
@@spookster0685 mean nurse and kind
This is my favorite asmr character
when this VR thing kicks into full gear, ASMR Darling is gonna be in a prime position to capitalize on it.
Its funny cause a real school nurse doesn't ever do this in real life, for me they always just give me an ice pack and make me lay down for 15 minutes then send me back to class. No matter what is wrong they always just give you and ice pack and have you lay down. XD
That's true lol
In my school they give you tea. Just tea 👁️👄👁️
Yh pretty sure it’s a joke rp not an accurate representation of a school nurse
My school doesn’t even have a nurse...
@@braidymcmahon1350 same
When you spit out your gum 😭😂 I laughed so hard.
Bring back Brittney!! We miss her!
Acting is so good that you start to get annoyed with the character 😂
I love how her mask is dangling off of one ear FOR THE ENTIRE VIDEO. 😆 Worst school nurse, ever!
I love her ears, they are so sexy. I have a thing for women ear shape lol
@@mr_m4613 This reminds me of how ASMR artists compliment on "our" ears in role-plays. 😆 I guess it's a two-way street!
Worse? Clearly you haven't met mine.
its a pandemic lady wear ur mask
@@xox-achilles I don't know... 😄 Most would wear the mask! Taylor makes a good point.
Ok, ok but does anyone else just watch like 7 mins then goes to sleep without even meaning to like taylor you actually help me thank you ❤️
Our sweet soul girl is back and we are way TOO happy💜💜💜 you look so cute in this hairstyle 💖 Darling
The only adorable rude woman I absolutely love watching! 😂
Literally I swear this is every school nurse I’ve ever had.
omg I loved the part when you were speaking over the phone! great idea!
I was having a massive panic attack before I started watching this and it made me feel so safe and secure. It’s weird considering it’s Britney hahah but I think any of your videos make me feel better x
ok well at least the nurse took care of the kid like she even did extra with the cut on the arm so good 4 her
I swear my actual school nurse was like this
You will lose
watched this at 11am for no reason and im enjoying it
me the whole time: “is your gum bussin bussin Brittany?”
"Aww u dont feel good? That sucks"
Idk but im dying in laughter rn at 3AM
It's amazing😍 I'm Russian and this ASMR video about Brittney is very understandable for my English level)
I’m loving these frequent uploads🤩😩💗DON’T STOP PLEASEEE! ILY
Yay!!!! Britneys back, thanks Taylor 😊 ❤
WAIT IT TOOK ME A WHOLE 3 MINUTES TO REALIZE THAT THIS IS ASMR DARLING
Spitting your gum was great at 10:04😂
this might b my favorite darling vid ever
When getting to the nurse is worse than avoiding your classes 💗😂😅
Girl the courage the courage I tried doing this and I was in even brave enough to show it to my dad and sister but you literally did it and showed it to the whole entire world and that LAUNCH with a gum though
I was really hoping she was just gonna give us an ice pack and the vid would be over 😂😂
Okay but when she sent the gum flying I died 🤣🤣
me: *breathes
Brittney: no, better than that, gosh.
I think Brittney deserves her own playlist.
Can you please do more non whispering videos? Your voice is so relaxing!! 😌
Yo this made me so sleepy like mean girl asmr’ shut different
this is hilarious! i fricken love this asmr humor...the gum chewing is 🔥 and when darling (i mean Britney), spit the gum out I was rolling! Love me sum Bitchy Britney💖😂👑✨🙃👏🏼
I’m officially calm.
Edit: I went to the eye doctor a few hours ago, and now everything’s a little brighter bc of the eyedrops, so I really felt that light scene in the video xd
But fr, I love youuu you’re my favourite youtuber! Keep up the amazing workkk!
I was trying to go to sleep instead I started arguing back😭
We can criticize Brittney but we must admit that she is so talented that she can do any job 🤷🏼♀️😏
I loooove Brittney's videos so much, make me laugh so hard (and tingle), thanks for these videos 🥺💖
"You must have some unique parents"
Me who named myself: 🚶
There was a guy at my college in Utah called fuzzy and he has a sister called treanee a mix between their dads name Trevor and their mothers name Leanne
@@matthewsmith8727 Those weren’t just nicknames?
@@aidanmiranda6140 I’m afraid not sir
@@matthewsmith8727 even worse then Damien Lillards kids names. (If you watch sports)
10:04 damn I didn't expect that xD
Me too xD
I died when she spit the gum out 😂😭
The gum chewing sounds was so relaxing
Omg I thought this was gonna be cringe or sucky but this is amazing like omg your voice is so calming and you make the sounds more relaxing 🤩💕💕😂
Taylor is the only ASMR artist who can get away with this and still make me feel tingles. If it were anyone else, I would've clicked away within the first minute. I loved this idea very much - don't know how you came up with it!
Anyone else saving this for when you go to sleep?
no im watching in a 7/11 bathroom stall
I’m avoiding work
@@geekin4X, 7/11 was a part-time job!!
Her rudest thing was the most relaxing!
What if Britney is in fact her real personality and she plays asmr darling to fool us🧐😅
i love how she ends it with “go to sleep” lmao