ASMR | School Nurse & Lice Check [60fps]

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Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @peytonm6104
    @peytonm6104 5 лет назад +4768

    Gibi: Unfortunately we are going to have to send you home
    Me: HALLELUJAH

    • @killz5902
      @killz5902 5 лет назад +131

      Gibi: Now you're staying you f***ed up now boi

    • @decapitatedgame_r2716
      @decapitatedgame_r2716 4 года назад +12

      LoL

    • @lisaday811
      @lisaday811 4 года назад +11

      @@killz5902 lol so funny 😁

    • @LukasJVW
      @LukasJVW 4 года назад +30

      There’s kids in my school with lice in their hair and all they get is a cup of water

    • @afkmillie3277
      @afkmillie3277 4 года назад +6

      Same xd

  • @aeiounico
    @aeiounico 5 лет назад +5306

    My friend: so what was the new nurse like?
    Me: she only spoke in whispers and kept tapping on everything

  • @TysonASMR
    @TysonASMR 5 лет назад +3233

    One time in 7th grade I legit went to the nurse because I was throwing up and felt sick, and when I explained the situation to her, she just went “well what do you want me to do!?”
    I was like bruh...

    • @wonieful2031
      @wonieful2031 5 лет назад +3

      Well its okay niw since u have a better nurse-GiBi 😅

    • @drankconnoisseur9999
      @drankconnoisseur9999 5 лет назад +145

      Tyson ASMR there really is nothing the school can do, other than call your parents.

    • @stevenmills8509
      @stevenmills8509 5 лет назад +7

      Tyson ASMR they didn’t even give you water and a mint , that’s mean...

    • @nerdly745
      @nerdly745 5 лет назад +187

      I’d be like *I WANT ThIS FiXED*

    • @callmezeldaonemoartime
      @callmezeldaonemoartime 5 лет назад +48

      Tyson ASMR well what did you expect her to do cast magical healing?

  • @gayfish9238
    @gayfish9238 3 года назад +1429

    Ah, memories of first grade and kindergarten when I had a big lice problem

    • @billyroberts5024
      @billyroberts5024 3 года назад +92

      @@smoove898 well stop lookin at the fucking comments then 😂

    • @billyroberts5024
      @billyroberts5024 3 года назад +43

      @@smoove898oooh ur scary thinking ur so hard 😂 ur a joke m8 I ain’t scared of some little kid thinking he is rock solid 😂 😂

    • @billyroberts5024
      @billyroberts5024 3 года назад +25

      @@smoove898 just shut the fuck up m8 if it came to real life I know ow who would be scared 😱

    • @billyroberts5024
      @billyroberts5024 3 года назад +24

      @x I agree m8 he is probably some teenager who has just learned the n word and thinks he is rock solid cos he can talk shit over the internet come to real life he would shit himself if he argues with any of us

    • @dave_stunts
      @dave_stunts 3 года назад +11

      @@billyroberts5024 right 😂

  • @lauren-lc5oj
    @lauren-lc5oj 5 лет назад +9014

    Everyone else: My school nurse only gave out ice packs lmao
    Me: *You guys have school nurses?*

  • @dkillerjoy
    @dkillerjoy 5 лет назад +3462

    Roommate: what are you watching
    Me: shhh I’m getting checked out for lice

  • @bordylol2131
    @bordylol2131 5 лет назад +1072

    The first part is hella realistic when she is on the phone cause it seems like when you walk into the nurse’s office they are always on the phone talking about something
    EDIT: HOLY MOTHER IVE NEVER HAD THIS MANY LIKES ty you everyone but Gibi deserves all of these

    • @Salman-ok6dj
      @Salman-ok6dj 5 лет назад +170

      The only way to make it more realistic is if she just gave you an icepack and told you to fuck off back to class

    • @morgan3615
      @morgan3615 5 лет назад +7

      Mani Shah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @msmith1304
      @msmith1304 5 лет назад +52

      Mani Shah the famous wet paper towel was able to cure organ failure

    • @KultKlassic
      @KultKlassic 5 лет назад +32

      If you didn’t eat the ice out the little baggy at P.E. you’re lying

    • @leogamez6697
      @leogamez6697 5 лет назад +10

      OuiCestMoiJessica we couldn’t because they were made of gel. They were “cold packs”
      ‘“

  • @ms.frizzleee4360
    @ms.frizzleee4360 3 года назад +223

    Gibi: "Well, how did you scrape your elbow"
    Me: The dark lord himself emerged from the sink and through me elbow first through the window:
    Gibi: "The jungle gym can be dangerous"

  • @sketchy4160
    @sketchy4160 5 лет назад +758

    12:18
    *Dang. She got popsicles. This nurse be lit. She even asked what color you wanted.*

    • @Dom-1097
      @Dom-1097 5 лет назад +14

      Probably something in them things

    • @cuckisha4018
      @cuckisha4018 5 лет назад +5

      cricket mad man

    • @sharonaukstolis9553
      @sharonaukstolis9553 5 лет назад +8

      I didn't get what color I wanted >:(

    • @KermieTheHomie
      @KermieTheHomie 5 лет назад +8

      We have popsicles at my school too, but they are all grape flavor

    • @grendel7192
      @grendel7192 5 лет назад +3

      cricket yo wtf lol

  • @BiLLz66614
    @BiLLz66614 5 лет назад +1454

    I remember back in elementary when the school had lice checks. Definitely was relaxing.

    • @irocksup123
      @irocksup123 5 лет назад +42

      Gave me tingles all over

    • @TheJesterCW
      @TheJesterCW 5 лет назад +57

      This is why we should put lice in our heads, so we can feel that sweet tingle again.
      P.S I never had lice checks, but from what I've heard from you two, it must feel amazing!

    • @galatea3105
      @galatea3105 5 лет назад +35

      No the one time I had a lice check was when I had really bad dandruff and kept itching my head. They checked my head with a white pencil eraser and thought I had lice when IT WAS THE ERASER CAME OFF ON MY HAIR

    • @johannysantana6614
      @johannysantana6614 5 лет назад +10

      I remember back in school when I faked being sick n always failed

    • @mulanmoana9134
      @mulanmoana9134 5 лет назад +5

      BiLLzMusic once I fell asleep during it

  • @zacharyjustice1667
    @zacharyjustice1667 5 лет назад +1890

    14:45 Really not what you want to here someone say in school.

    • @calebpohlmeyer6397
      @calebpohlmeyer6397 5 лет назад +75

      You deserve more likes

    • @BlackWhite-xe8xs
      @BlackWhite-xe8xs 5 лет назад +185

      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

    • @friendsdodumbstufftogether6083
      @friendsdodumbstufftogether6083 5 лет назад +78

      You’d better run better run out run my gun all the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better run better run faster than my bullet

    • @ameliataylor4012
      @ameliataylor4012 5 лет назад +52

      Florida wants to know your location
      It’s okay I’m from Florida lol

    • @niyahsimmone9022
      @niyahsimmone9022 5 лет назад +11

      @@ameliataylor4012 same

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 3 года назад +237

    The first time I ever experienced asmr tingles was when an elementary school nurse checked our class for lice 🤣

    • @xiesie_xiesie
      @xiesie_xiesie 3 года назад +15

      Me too, I had no frickin idea what were they and I thought I'm weird

    • @Bug._.S0up
      @Bug._.S0up 3 года назад +3

      Ngl, same here

    • @bluemoonstation
      @bluemoonstation 3 года назад +4

      Oh my God you're right..

    • @YourFaulty
      @YourFaulty 2 года назад +5

      same. second time was at hair salon appointment where i had my hair trimmed

    • @NishaLarein
      @NishaLarein 2 года назад +2

      same! and when the teacher would go through the aisles helping kids with their work when it was quiet and they would whisper to them. I never understood why I love it so much.

  • @TongueDrumJourney
    @TongueDrumJourney 5 лет назад +1216

    This is such specific ASMR.
    And I absolutely love it.

    • @lilaclore
      @lilaclore 5 лет назад +14

      Tongue Drum Journey ASMR Maybe She was talking about this video when doing her meme review video

    • @MrLenny9999
      @MrLenny9999 5 лет назад

      It’s not like a normal rp or something. New likebaiting generation

    • @cj4380
      @cj4380 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr! QUEEN GIBI slayyyyy!

    • @orionvegas2873
      @orionvegas2873 5 лет назад +1

      some of us dont have fast internet.

  • @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx
    @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx 5 лет назад +4697

    She protecc
    She attacc
    But more importantly
    She give you ice pacc

    • @user-mj2es5ey6v
      @user-mj2es5ey6v 5 лет назад +42

      😂😂😂😂 why was this so funny to me

    • @kimc906
      @kimc906 5 лет назад +13

      Anime refence :3

    • @veke05
      @veke05 5 лет назад +11

      Kimberly Casillas what part of it was a anime reference

    • @kimc906
      @kimc906 5 лет назад +3

      @@veke05 the first two

    • @frother
      @frother 5 лет назад +11

      I usually roll my eyes at these, but this one got me to smile heheh

  • @kingofnobody6698
    @kingofnobody6698 5 лет назад +1783

    Nurse gibi: what grade are you in?
    Me: oh, I graduated a year ago

  • @seekinghappy
    @seekinghappy 3 года назад +18

    You're SO comforting as a school nurse! I love this video. Adding it to my playlist of favorites!

  • @hollyess9281
    @hollyess9281 5 лет назад +536

    Gibi is the only creator whose sponsored intros i will actually watch

    • @julietteliu4922
      @julietteliu4922 5 лет назад +4

      Holly Ess i can’t agree more

    • @sugoish9461
      @sugoish9461 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah ikr! I was just sitting in bliss with her video starting - sponsor or not!

    • @CiiTiiZzeN
      @CiiTiiZzeN 5 лет назад +5

      nah they all dogshit

    • @georgina_5710
      @georgina_5710 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @m3redgt
      @m3redgt 5 лет назад +1

      Try Goodnight Moons ones.. there are only 2 or 3 .. but these are great.. like all of her videos

  • @bbplushproductions6584
    @bbplushproductions6584 3 года назад +3153

    ASMR Nurses: checks extremely thoroughly
    Actual nurses: YEETS ICE PACK AT STUDENT

    • @todorokisfavouriteobject9109
      @todorokisfavouriteobject9109 3 года назад +97

      Correct! 😂 They give u an ice pack ( if ur lucky ) or a wet paper towel in my case... ( you’d occasionally get a ice pack. ) Well I got hit in the head with a football -The person has an awfully strong kick...- and I literally couldn’t see out of my left eye for like 20 minutes and they gave a wet paper towel... 😭 HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP?!

    • @ColdSid
      @ColdSid 3 года назад +31

      Kids today will never understand this joke

    • @indigog1070
      @indigog1070 3 года назад +28

      You have ice packs???? My school nurse gives us a paper towel and yeets us out the door

    • @indi1666
      @indi1666 3 года назад +39

      @@ColdSid no they still do it 😭

    • @thelozer7306
      @thelozer7306 3 года назад +33

      I ate the ice pack am I immortal

  • @IcyAtlas
    @IcyAtlas 5 лет назад +9188

    How much would it cost to have Gibi whisper the Bee Movie script?
    Edit, thanks to all of you for letting me know that Gibi has fulfilled the prophecy, and remember. "Black and yellow, let's shake it up a little."

    • @henryeberman6342
      @henryeberman6342 5 лет назад +134

      Joudai EternKL why would she whisper the script of a shit movie

    • @yungolte7592
      @yungolte7592 5 лет назад +643

      Joudai EternKL What did it cost you? Everything

    • @mattk8460
      @mattk8460 5 лет назад +206

      start a kickstarter i will pay good money

    • @bogipora9769
      @bogipora9769 5 лет назад +141

      @@yungolte7592 love the reference

    • @Shinmara
      @Shinmara 5 лет назад +374

      You like jazz?

  • @retakesgaming9116
    @retakesgaming9116 3 года назад +115

    Real nurses just give you a ice pack with the brown paper towels. The brown paper towel never soak up anything 😂

    • @Roaryxd
      @Roaryxd 3 года назад

      tru

    • @gradycampbell9933
      @gradycampbell9933 2 года назад +5

      I know it's late but those brown paper towels come in packaging that says "non absorbent paper towles"

    • @phinbellafan2
      @phinbellafan2 2 года назад +3

      The best is when the paper towel got cold or wet it smelt funny.

  • @wildwolfwitch8226
    @wildwolfwitch8226 5 лет назад +3973

    "Can I go to the nurse? I'm having stomach migraines."
    "You're fine, Eva. Back in my day, we didn't even have stomachs."

    • @iuliat9875
      @iuliat9875 5 лет назад +22

      Lol :)))

    • @wirepenn2064
      @wirepenn2064 5 лет назад +90

      Wtf is a stomach migraine???

    • @wildwolfwitch8226
      @wildwolfwitch8226 5 лет назад +190

      @@wirepenn2064 Basically just stomach aches that last a long time. It's from my anxiety and poor eating habits due to depression. . .they're. . .they're not fun.

    • @wirepenn2064
      @wirepenn2064 5 лет назад +68

      Arrow Azura That sounds absolutely horrible
      Sorry you have to go through that

    • @LucyKohm
      @LucyKohm 5 лет назад +21

      Arrow Azura I had only had one before, it was because I was very stressed about school that day. It hurt a lot.

  • @abby61
    @abby61 5 лет назад +1077

    gibi- “don’t worry i won’t tell anyone”
    also gibi- “WE HAVE A BIT OF A LICE OUTBREAK”

    • @DigitaIizer
      @DigitaIizer 2 года назад +8

      1. True
      2. HOW DOES THIS HAVE 716 LIKES BUT NO REPLIES

    • @ovvilovvi
      @ovvilovvi Год назад +2

      You are pretty

  • @MilkLOL
    @MilkLOL 4 года назад +1833

    Me: *breaks my neck*
    School nurse: "here have a peppermint

  • @willfearnley2565
    @willfearnley2565 3 года назад +10

    This is literally my favourite asmr video I’ve been watching it almost everyday for a year 😂😂 thanks Gibi for helping my sleep schedule

  • @Antnix732
    @Antnix732 5 лет назад +2507

    Me: *Gets total organ failure*
    School Nurse: HeR’s aN IcE PaCk

    • @hiimbubblebass4466
      @hiimbubblebass4466 5 лет назад +19

      Nick Snipes you should’ve said peppermint

    • @xVadRay
      @xVadRay 5 лет назад +51

      My schools nurse once gave my friend who broke her finger a cup of camomile tea 😂😭

    • @zenix._.x
      @zenix._.x 5 лет назад +51

      Kid: *has a seizure*
      Nurse: HeRe HaVE A CouGh DRoP
      My nurse in my school actually does this 😂 Soo yea YOU WANT A COUGH DROP??

    • @katelyngrider2422
      @katelyngrider2422 5 лет назад +3

      So true

    • @trubyproctor3862
      @trubyproctor3862 5 лет назад +36

      I broke my leg and shattered my hip and my nurse gave me an ice pack and told me to go pack to pe when my friends literally had to come and pick me up and carry me around all day I'm not lying my school nurse is the wurst

  • @dannygalligan963
    @dannygalligan963 5 лет назад +861

    me: passes out on floor in the middle of the nurses office.
    nurse: *tosses ice pack at my stomach*

    • @akialatus
      @akialatus 5 лет назад +3

      If me or my friend was a nurse for middle/high school we would totally do that XD

    • @arsonruiz5836
      @arsonruiz5836 5 лет назад +13

      Me *eats it angrily*

    • @mollybarber3097
      @mollybarber3097 5 лет назад +8

      Nah we didn’t get ice packs we got them green wet paper towels

    • @jen699
      @jen699 5 лет назад +2

      This made me burst laughing idk y lol

    • @nickjones9289
      @nickjones9289 5 лет назад

      @Yaqueline Ruiz, that was amazing!🤣

  • @taberbooth9203
    @taberbooth9203 5 лет назад +532

    There’s nothing more relaxing than realizing you could have lice.

    • @jamescharles7434
      @jamescharles7434 5 лет назад +11

      Goofy Goober bitch I hab lice for 5 years it was the most stressful fucking thing of my life

    • @KultKlassic
      @KultKlassic 5 лет назад +44

      dead meat For 5 years??? I would’ve thrown the whole head away

    • @jamescharles7434
      @jamescharles7434 5 лет назад +1

      OuiCestMoiJessica I tried to ask my mom to shave my hair but she said I want you to be famous for your long hair so NO cutting your hair Mariah R.B"(I going to not tell what the R.B stands for)

    • @taberbooth9203
      @taberbooth9203 5 лет назад +5

      What does RB stand for?

    • @eugenebean234
      @eugenebean234 5 лет назад +18

      Goofy Goober Rich Bitch

  • @lexaconnn
    @lexaconnn 3 года назад +356

    I was 10 minutes in when I realized that she was standing in front of a greenscreen and not at a real school-

    • @em1lia.w
      @em1lia.w 3 года назад +8

      waittt that’s a greenscreen

    • @kaydene73
      @kaydene73 3 года назад +15

      @@em1lia.w yes. most asmrtists use green screens. if it’s blurry it’s a green screen. she does have a video where she’s in a real hospital it’s a hospital roleplay.

    • @joongstars
      @joongstars 3 года назад +4

      Lol u like jujutsu kaisen......

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 года назад +2

      @@kaydene73 ahh

    • @btsisthebest359
      @btsisthebest359 3 года назад +2

      SAME :,,,)

  • @simonu8532
    @simonu8532 5 лет назад +2864

    My nurse: You have lice
    Me: ok
    My nurse: Heres an ice pack
    *Me* *:*

    • @bluewuffyhatsunemiku9203
      @bluewuffyhatsunemiku9203 5 лет назад +14

      Simon U wow lol

    • @fudoslag6537
      @fudoslag6537 5 лет назад +18

      -.- that is an example of life

    • @lol-bg5bf
      @lol-bg5bf 5 лет назад +5

      My nurse just took out a few to see what it was and she told me it was lice then she called my mom and my mom was” IM GONNA SHAVE YOUR HAIR OFF” I’m like” HELL NAHHHHH”

    • @jessicamaestas6475
      @jessicamaestas6475 5 лет назад +56

      Mine was like your dying?? Here’s a mint

    • @madisontuten9292
      @madisontuten9292 5 лет назад +3

      @@jessicamaestas6475 frrrrrrrr

  • @serendipity5766
    @serendipity5766 5 лет назад +743

    Everybody’s talking about how their nurse did nothing and I’m over here focused on how high quality the school food sounds

  • @404usernotfound9
    @404usernotfound9 4 года назад +497

    Me: walks into the office and sees nurse*
    Me: I...
    Nurse: throws an ice pack at me

  • @suugiart
    @suugiart 3 года назад +52

    "are you okay with swallowing pills?"
    No..
    "Okay. Good. Some people can't do it."
    Please... I can't do it please.
    "They just haven't figured it out yet."
    PLEASE HAVE MERCY-

    • @TheSpellKaster
      @TheSpellKaster 3 года назад +4

      _laughs in having to swallow pills daily_

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 2 года назад

      I can swallow pills with no water

    • @danielmcardle2929
      @danielmcardle2929 5 месяцев назад

      @@MEDSZ13.08it is a whole year later, and this haunts me

  • @zimc1utch
    @zimc1utch 4 года назад +535

    Me at recess: Snaps arm in two
    Nurse: HAVE SOME ICE

    • @loganwaddell456
      @loganwaddell456 4 года назад +1

      that is what my nurse did lol

    • @AaronAndo
      @AaronAndo 4 года назад +2

      no thats all wrong in britain at break time you couldve got hit 10 times with a lorrie 2 times with a car broke all you bones had 200 concucions and you wuld get tould to put a wet paper towel on it and go back to class!!!

    • @longbeachdodgers3979
      @longbeachdodgers3979 4 года назад +3

      @@AaronAndo you would be dead

    • @longbeachdodgers3979
      @longbeachdodgers3979 4 года назад +1

      way before you get to the nurses office

    • @AaronAndo
      @AaronAndo 4 года назад +1

      @@longbeachdodgers3979 ik they are so dumb hahhah

  • @robertpalenzuela2503
    @robertpalenzuela2503 3 года назад +1494

    Nurse gibi : “are you ok, what happened “
    My nurse: “ what do you want you better have a slip”

  • @ratattack1234
    @ratattack1234 5 лет назад +7314

    Asmrist have more jobs than barbie

  • @darthlegoman2608
    @darthlegoman2608 3 года назад +40

    Gibi: "I'm new I don't think I've seen your face before....."
    My brain: ".....CAN I HAVE IT"

  • @jalalzamel9851
    @jalalzamel9851 4 года назад +2541

    My biggest flex in school is the school nurse liked me, she hated everyone but actually liked me.

    • @kehylaavacado5661
      @kehylaavacado5661 4 года назад +222

      Same I got "special treatment" basically I got to sleep longer and she would make up a lie for me on the not back to class and have chocolate instead of peppermint also I could stay as long as I wanted but now I've moved and I don't go to the nurse anymore I get told to sit back down :/

    • @fmdnfbanqnsn2239
      @fmdnfbanqnsn2239 4 года назад +155

      My nurse hated me because I’d get hurt like 24/7, one day I came in and she sighed and said “Do eed to call and ambulance now?” She was done with my shit lmao

    • @jasoneliasvoorhees3652
      @jasoneliasvoorhees3652 4 года назад +92

      That is me at school the nurse likes me but hated everyone else and so when people try to roast me im like at least the school nurse likes me and the funny thing is the school nurse at my school is hot. So im sitting there flexing on the my friends. Like😎😎😎

    • @edent.4296
      @edent.4296 4 года назад +11

      Lol

    • @triaquatics7905
      @triaquatics7905 4 года назад +23

      Bit of a nonce warning

  • @incogneeto2812
    @incogneeto2812 5 лет назад +341

    teacher: "where have you been?! it's been 30 minutes!"
    me: "nurse gibi and I played a nice game of mario kart, let's just say that"

    • @brockpresents3242
      @brockpresents3242 4 года назад +22

      I don't know if I just have a dirty mind but that did not sound right 😄

    • @meme_bert
      @meme_bert 4 года назад +7

      @@brockpresents3242 you have a dirty mind I know because I do This sounds SO WRONG

    • @heisenberg6114
      @heisenberg6114 4 года назад +5

      trashafrass not funny didn’t laugh

    • @heisenberg6114
      @heisenberg6114 4 года назад +4

      Brock Presents not gonna lie but you’re kinda sped if you can make something like playing Mario kart perverted

    • @Arktic06
      @Arktic06 4 года назад +2

      I’m dontai’s Hairline I get where he’s coming from it’s not the game it’s the context and the way it was used. It’s all in the phrasing

  • @pandagurlgaming6053
    @pandagurlgaming6053 4 года назад +1270

    Everyone:*Complains about their school nurse giving out frozen ice packs*
    Me: stop complaining my nurse gave out frozen sponges SPONGES

  • @timtok8931
    @timtok8931 3 года назад +9

    I remember before covid and stuff and before I watched ASMR, when I would go to the school nurse, it was like ASMR, but I never knew what it was until I accidentally stumbled upon a video of ASMR, and I love it!

  • @nicholasfield4930
    @nicholasfield4930 5 лет назад +474

    student: I don't feel so well
    nurse: *throws ice*

    • @thebeandemon3449
      @thebeandemon3449 5 лет назад +16

      Student: i dont feel so good
      Nurse: *throws ice pack at pile of dust

    • @katrinac.5730
      @katrinac.5730 5 лет назад

      I thought that said rice

    • @katrinac.5730
      @katrinac.5730 5 лет назад

      @@thebeandemon3449 hEY-

    • @thanos-theraisinwithangeri70
      @thanos-theraisinwithangeri70 5 лет назад

      Student: "I don't feel so good"
      Nurse: *picks up broom*

    • @kevinnivek6273
      @kevinnivek6273 5 лет назад +1

      student:
      mr stark, i don’t feel so good
      nurse who understands the reference: leave.

  • @jacksoncolsch
    @jacksoncolsch 5 лет назад +1498

    Here's a little bit of rubbing alcohol
    Every 2nd grader: WHy Is ThErE AlCohol IN ScHoOl
    OMG THANK YOU FOR 1000 LIKES

    • @cheyrose13
      @cheyrose13 5 лет назад +7

      Lol 😂😂

    • @speedykar8368
      @speedykar8368 5 лет назад +5

      That’s me in 7th grade rn haha

    • @jphone6606
      @jphone6606 5 лет назад +37

      One time in like 3rd grade I had to get some teeth taken out and my parents told me they were gonna give me a drug (anesthesia) and I was like I DONT DO FOKIN DRUGS IM A GOOD GIRL and they had to show me that everything in the medicine cabinet was a drug

    • @isaiahwalsh4587
      @isaiahwalsh4587 5 лет назад +3

      @J Phone good story

    • @jjosxe
      @jjosxe 5 лет назад +10

      J Phone guess you did drugs :/

  • @arcadeunderground420
    @arcadeunderground420 5 лет назад +316

    Gibi: It's only a little bit if blood, not too bad.
    Me: *blood spattering everywhere* oh ok

  • @MxstifiedXz
    @MxstifiedXz 2 года назад +57

    Gibi: actually treats the student
    My nurse: looks at me for one second gives me an ice pack and says go away

    • @lavafox9845
      @lavafox9845 Год назад

      Was this fucking every school? We had a joke that you could have a 101 fever, throw up on her shoe, and almost pass out and she’d just hand you an ice pack and send you back to class.

  • @jesskimberley9233
    @jesskimberley9233 4 года назад +386

    Me: *literally fractured my finger while playing netball*
    School Nurse: nothings wrong with you. Your fine, go back to class.
    Me: um, ok. But my finger really hurts miss.
    School nurse: ok fine I'll give you a wet paper towel.
    Me: ok, but what does that do?
    School Nurse: do you want it or not?
    Later mum made a complaint to the school and she almost got fired.

    • @lukejoseph22
      @lukejoseph22 4 года назад +20

      It is a shame she didn’t

    • @THEGruesomeGabby
      @THEGruesomeGabby 4 года назад +44

      That reminds me of one teacher. Sorry this is gonna be a bit long: So it was my first year in middle school and I went to the school dance, and I went to get water from the water fountain, when my P.E. teacher comes up:
      (keep in mind she was literally screaming this all)
      Her: AND WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
      Me: Getting water?
      Her: WHY?
      Me: Because I was dancing so I'm tired and hot
      Her: THEN GO BUY A WATER!
      Me: I can't
      Her: WHY NOT?
      Me: The only money I had was for the ticket here.
      Her: WELL YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE COMING!
      Me: **Proceeds to just sit down by myself outside**
      Her: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING GET BACK IN THERE!
      Me: But I'm tired and it's hot in there. Everyone else is out here to-
      Her: **Interrupts me** OKAY I REALLY DON'T CARE SUCK IT UP AND GET YOUR BUTT IN THERE MISSY!
      Me being the shy human I am: **in a small voice** Okay mam. Thank you. (Mind: did I just say thank you?)
      ***ACTUAL CONVERSATION***

    • @mariahcartlidge7543
      @mariahcartlidge7543 4 года назад +14

      I had a broken finger and I was given an ice pack and had 4 houres in school after that so I had to go all day with a black swollen broken finger 😭

    • @laurelcook2012
      @laurelcook2012 3 года назад +5

      Jess Kimberley she should’ve got fired

    • @todorokisfavouriteobject9109
      @todorokisfavouriteobject9109 3 года назад +4

      Felt this, I was playing a game with some boys and I had the ball but one caught up and jumped on me ( rood ) so I got piled on top of, so I had broken one of my fingers but didn’t realise until a week later because the teacher didn’t give me ANYTHING, no paper towel, no ice pack, nothin’.
      She’s lucky I didn’t tattle on her otherwise I would have witnessed a murder...

  • @hekterdigitalVODS
    @hekterdigitalVODS 5 лет назад +1010

    Gibi: asks question
    Me: gives answer
    Gibi: says something different from my answer
    Me: punchline
    yes very funny

    • @ASMRDeconstructed
      @ASMRDeconstructed 5 лет назад +46

      You did it
      You broke comedy down to its bare essentials

    • @maxsolis5538
      @maxsolis5538 5 лет назад +3

      Epic 😎

    • @maxsolis5538
      @maxsolis5538 5 лет назад +5

      Bazinga

    • @Renshyra
      @Renshyra 5 лет назад +2

      Gungi gungi gunga gungi

    • @qxuuiinnn
      @qxuuiinnn 5 лет назад +5

      I just did a big laugh then my mum came in here cause it’s 2: 56 in the morning so yeeaah

  • @zerodeaths6710
    @zerodeaths6710 5 лет назад +1469

    I see all these people complaining about their school nurse... We don't even have one

    • @mint5438
      @mint5438 5 лет назад +11

      And what made you decide to point it out? More than enough people already have 😂

    • @vanessarogers1482
      @vanessarogers1482 5 лет назад +8

      thats actually illegal to not have a school nurse

    • @owenmcphee-keath3388
      @owenmcphee-keath3388 5 лет назад +3

      Oof

    • @lvl_100_Johnnie
      @lvl_100_Johnnie 5 лет назад +12

      I have a nurse but she isn't at school most of the time. If you got sick they usually call your parents and you get sent home.

    • @robbie1238
      @robbie1238 5 лет назад +40

      Same we just go to reception and get sent home

  • @clint_holscher543
    @clint_holscher543 3 года назад +26

    I remember when a kid in my class had lice. I was at recess and I got stung by a bee on my arm. They gave me a band aid and then used sticks in my hair because of the outbreak. I remember asking “ what does sticks on my head have to do with my bee sting in my arm?” And the nurse got furious and poked me harder with the sticks.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 2 года назад +2

      Oh, that's pathetic of them.

  • @larajill4200
    @larajill4200 5 лет назад +2280

    desperate fans watch in 360p
    edit: i said that because when the video uploads it isn’t always „processed“ yet and that’s why it’s often just available in 360p directly after it was published (because many people don’t get it, anyway thx for the likes😎😎)

  • @viabellee
    @viabellee 5 лет назад +1295

    me: breaks neck, back, arm, legs
    my primary school nurse: *HerEs a WeT pAPeR tOWeL*

    • @fortesbeats
      @fortesbeats 5 лет назад +3

      ihollyy xo lollllllllll

    • @viabellee
      @viabellee 5 лет назад +2

      Anjyl Brereton i did in my old school

    • @maree8976
      @maree8976 5 лет назад +10

      Shut up,at least you have a school nurse,we have the PE teacher lol

    • @ManderPanders35
      @ManderPanders35 5 лет назад +17

      As a teacher of 4 year olds with constant invisible boo boos, wet paper towels are magic.

    • @dexterrecker447
      @dexterrecker447 4 года назад

      Same but we don’t actually have school nurser

  • @tatehering9836
    @tatehering9836 5 лет назад +127

    OMG the freeze pops!! Flashback to every summer when I was younger

    • @skiddleywiffers
      @skiddleywiffers 5 лет назад +1

      I still buy them

    • @tatehering9836
      @tatehering9836 5 лет назад

      @@skiddleywiffers ya I still have one every once and a while. They always seem to be in the freezer each year when it gets warmer

    • @dabadeedabadoo4191
      @dabadeedabadoo4191 5 лет назад +1

      I still eat them

    • @FyreFliez
      @FyreFliez 5 лет назад +1

      I still love them

  • @doveinnit5374
    @doveinnit5374 3 года назад +38

    Almost everyone: My school nurse gave ice packs
    Me: My school nurse talks to the schools kitchen staff if you have problems eating, so you can get other food if you cant eat whatever it was

  • @siwap3809
    @siwap3809 4 года назад +1742

    Gibi: What hurts?
    Me: i got shot. i think i might die from all the blood spilling out of my abdomen.
    Gibi: You scraped your elbows?

  • @jennicolsch
    @jennicolsch 5 лет назад +1184

    Me: *scrolling through the comments*
    The tingles: Am I a joke to you?

    • @nicholasfink7698
      @nicholasfink7698 5 лет назад +3

      @@MesaR6 i found it sorta funny

    • @josephmacdougall1996
      @josephmacdougall1996 5 лет назад

      ItsMeMesa 😂

    • @TheChosennn
      @TheChosennn 5 лет назад +1

      ItsMeMesa ok look I disagree with that women r’nt funny, but I hate to say it, the joke was atrocious

    • @jennicolsch
      @jennicolsch 5 лет назад

      ItsMeMesa I’m the same person as mr Ama3zinguh. I’m not a women

    • @jonathanchung3234
      @jonathanchung3234 5 лет назад +1

      Honestly

  • @mia-vq6mm
    @mia-vq6mm 5 лет назад +2193

    me: *exists*
    lice: *its free real estate*

    • @masone.6850
      @masone.6850 5 лет назад +18

      lauren bailey underrated joke

    • @blakemherrera
      @blakemherrera 5 лет назад +36

      scalps: *exist*
      lice: nice place, nigga

    • @matan6737
      @matan6737 5 лет назад +15

      My sister- *exists*
      Pimps- It's free real estate

    • @DeuceGenius
      @DeuceGenius 5 лет назад +23

      earth: exists
      humans: its free real estate

    • @kettlecornman2220
      @kettlecornman2220 5 лет назад +3

      Dead 😂

  • @mikeywood1103
    @mikeywood1103 3 года назад +28

    Just watching this feels real I'm actually sick irl. My stomach hurts also so at least I have Gibi, cause she is amazing 😊

  • @pinapplesaucee1562
    @pinapplesaucee1562 5 лет назад +427

    Gibi: what are ya in for what hurts?
    Me:MY SELF ESTEEM
    gibi: oh your elbows?
    Me:*no

    • @kcnyao
      @kcnyao 5 лет назад +1

      *Okey*

    • @ink7570
      @ink7570 5 лет назад +2

      No.
      Your self-esteem is now elbows.
      Enjoy.

  • @harechiya6786
    @harechiya6786 5 лет назад +479

    Me:has volume all the way up
    Commercial:AlMaNd-JoY iS TrOpICaLy
    Me:dies inside

    • @selenalennox4870
      @selenalennox4870 5 лет назад +46

      Here's an icepack

    • @twistedfatty61
      @twistedfatty61 5 лет назад +2

      Kaylee Ayala I have only got head space ones

    • @saraclouse
      @saraclouse 5 лет назад

      I’m dying 😂

    • @BibtheChib
      @BibtheChib 5 лет назад

      @@twistedfatty61 I swear that headspace man's voice is not relaxing at all. Way too intense. He has an announcers voice, not a fokkin relaxing voice.

    • @littlegibler-deserted3664
      @littlegibler-deserted3664 5 лет назад +1

      Kaylee Ayala or period product
      AS A FUCKING BOIIII

  • @Bardhatescreens
    @Bardhatescreens 5 лет назад +327

    *Gibi* -I’m coming in armed!
    *half the people in the chat* - HAHAHAHA IM DEAD ON THE FLOOR OMG!
    *me* - *half asleep*

    • @f.b.i287
      @f.b.i287 5 лет назад +4

      *roblox cringe intensifying*

  • @andreweiler146
    @andreweiler146 3 года назад +22

    Gibi: "you have lice"
    My friend who actually has lice : "HOW DO YOU KNOW!?"

  • @losbetancourts8113
    @losbetancourts8113 4 года назад +703

    Me: *falls asleep*
    Ad: “WhAt Is ThIs WoRLd”
    Me: *wakes up confused* I ask myself the same thing😐🤭😂

    • @jamestandy8480
      @jamestandy8480 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @lightningmcqueen2335
      @lightningmcqueen2335 4 года назад +12

      And the sad thing is that it’s BLASTING into your ear... 😢

    • @quick-playz610
      @quick-playz610 4 года назад +2

      Los Betancourts same

    • @graysengregory5303
      @graysengregory5303 4 года назад +1

      Los Betancourts mine was before the video and I accidentally didn’t turn down my volume and in my ears all I heard was HEY IM KEENE THOMPSON!

    • @losbetancourts8113
      @losbetancourts8113 4 года назад +1

      Graysen Gregory I honestly when I feel like I’m falling asleep I turn off my phone but for some reason I fell asleep and only woke up to that ad 😂

  • @Gavin-od9rb
    @Gavin-od9rb 5 лет назад +174

    Gibi: why are you at the nurse
    Me: to skip class

  • @rynluck585
    @rynluck585 5 лет назад +680

    Gibi: I don't think I have seen your face before
    me: how lucky

  • @Roaryxd
    @Roaryxd 3 года назад +12

    My ears blanked out when she said "The jungle gym can be very dangerous" so I heard: "The jungle can be very dangerous" and I was like WTF THEY HAVE A JUNGLE

  • @alyssal837
    @alyssal837 5 лет назад +1897

    Me: •realizes that the background happens to be the same as Diamond ASMR's recent school nurse vid• **GASP** _what if they work at the same school_
    Edit: OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALMOST 2K LIKES! _chillax liss it isn't that big of a deal_ well I'm still grateful!!! Sorry I didn't get to this earlier 😂 thanksssss ❤️❤️❤️
    Edit 2: i know it's a green screen LMA they just chose the same background

    • @abith
      @abith 5 лет назад +211

      And people said that infinity war was the biggest crossover in history

    • @SkellySkeleton404
      @SkellySkeleton404 5 лет назад +22

      Fuzzy Bears609 The most anticipated crossover would be Dark Souls and Bloodborne

    • @britishmilitaria2947
      @britishmilitaria2947 5 лет назад +17

      They probably work at the same school

    • @nic5987
      @nic5987 5 лет назад +91

      Well gibi said she was new so maybe diamond got fired

    • @olivia8199
      @olivia8199 5 лет назад +3

      Alyssa L i-

  • @justchill7974
    @justchill7974 5 лет назад +346

    Gibi: are you ok with pills
    Me: no I’m allergic
    Gibi: very good

  • @dylanwhitakermusic
    @dylanwhitakermusic 5 лет назад +738

    Gibi: what hurts
    Me: my stomach
    Gibi: you scraped you elbows?
    Me: ummm ok

    • @LeopardLadyVintage
      @LeopardLadyVintage 5 лет назад

      same

    • @dumbdumbforreal
      @dumbdumbforreal 5 лет назад +4

      Ava Whitaker me, with my knee bleeding out: yeah, my elbows “totally” hurt rn. Yeah, not the horrible second mouth on my knee-

    • @RiderofGary
      @RiderofGary 5 лет назад +1

      your issues will never overide the power of her stand ZE SCRIPTOOO

    • @multifangirl2443
      @multifangirl2443 5 лет назад

      Idk why I laughed so hard at this😂😂

    • @angelmonae44
      @angelmonae44 5 лет назад

      Thats what I said my stomach

  • @zakyyd2132
    @zakyyd2132 3 года назад +14

    Gibi: do you want an ice pack?
    Also gibi: oh it’s cold
    Me: I only like warm ice

  • @alysianewman-caffrey3730
    @alysianewman-caffrey3730 5 лет назад +139

    Omg your hair is beautiful and yellow is so your colour!!

  • @chiefcheems1404
    @chiefcheems1404 5 лет назад +440

    I remember loving the lice check that we would get yearly in elementary school

    • @prettygay
      @prettygay 5 лет назад +28

      We simply got a sheet with the info that there are lice hopping around

    • @bleakpeach872
      @bleakpeach872 5 лет назад +17

      My school had a yearly eye vision exam but never a lice check

    • @khadijaalhammad5495
      @khadijaalhammad5495 5 лет назад +5

      Bleakpeach 872 we had both

    • @aidenszabo5034
      @aidenszabo5034 5 лет назад +4

      Carmeleon HP that’s how our school did it and yea it was anoying because at times I thought I did because kids are so unhygienic

    • @Sweetcritters06
      @Sweetcritters06 5 лет назад +23

      Me too! We would get lice checks and the nurse just basically took a comb and brushed through our hair. It was so tingly!

  • @eduardoalvarado9860
    @eduardoalvarado9860 5 лет назад +630

    Nobody:
    School Nurses: hErE’s An IcE PaCk

    • @con8459
      @con8459 5 лет назад +4

      Eduardo Alvarado **cough** **cough** copied **cough**

    • @eduardoalvarado9860
      @eduardoalvarado9860 5 лет назад +4

      [GD] Darknesss hahah didn’t mean any offense I just commented that because it’s like popular my baddd

    • @dontw00shme5
      @dontw00shme5 5 лет назад +1

      @@eduardoalvarado9860 hahahahah *nervously laughs*

    • @viliusnova4028
      @viliusnova4028 5 лет назад +1

      @@dontw00shme5 Shaxx did Mara Sov leave you?

    • @mulanmoana9134
      @mulanmoana9134 5 лет назад +4

      Eduardo Alvarado y’all lucky most of the time we got wet paper towels

  • @busterkich68
    @busterkich68 3 года назад +4

    This takes me back to my high school days. I'd spend so much time in the nurse's office thanks to my Tinnitus. Super good vid Gibi.

  • @theonedoige5810
    @theonedoige5810 5 лет назад +668

    7:11 Sink: "Gibi, I don't feel so good."

    • @ethanmamorno5252
      @ethanmamorno5252 5 лет назад +5

      TheOne Doige underrated

    • @Frilabird
      @Frilabird 5 лет назад +14

      Let this comment to the top

    • @dawidnguyen1607
      @dawidnguyen1607 5 лет назад +4

      Gibi i don’t wanna go i don’t wanna go Gibi PLEASE I don’t wanna go.......I’m sorry...

    • @Mack.kubiak
      @Mack.kubiak 5 лет назад

      Omg I’m crying. 😂😂😂

    • @ashleyparkhurst4848
      @ashleyparkhurst4848 5 лет назад

      I saw this too 😂😂

  • @lewskaanen812
    @lewskaanen812 5 лет назад +580

    "there's a lice breakout....thanks for the HEAD'S UP."
    (see what she did there.)

  • @lillie455
    @lillie455 3 года назад +1725

    2:05 is when the advertising is over

  • @ferdipiazzon2277
    @ferdipiazzon2277 3 года назад +2

    The sweetest school nurse I have ever heard

  • @AmbrosiaYT
    @AmbrosiaYT 5 лет назад +1582

    Gibi : What grade are you in?"
    Me in my head : Oh actually im about to graduate High Schoo-"
    Gibi : So you scraped your elbows on the monkey bars?
    Me : S-sure i guess.... ;-;

    • @allie8016
      @allie8016 5 лет назад +40

      Ambrosia the other thing that gets me was IT WAS DURING MUSIC CLASS

    • @cauldronclique6929
      @cauldronclique6929 5 лет назад +19

      @@allie8016 They might have had recess right before music class and went after recess so they could skip class! That's what I would have done 😂

    • @davidhebbperformance
      @davidhebbperformance 5 лет назад +6

      Hey! Don’t diss the monkey bars!

    • @callmezeldaonemoartime
      @callmezeldaonemoartime 5 лет назад +10

      Coffee Cake yeah
      If you aren’t a 6 Foot 14 year old

    • @laurenbloss2345
      @laurenbloss2345 5 лет назад

      Cauldron Clique but they hadn’t had lunch yet...

  • @404usernotfound9
    @404usernotfound9 4 года назад +615

    Nurse Gibi: I'm coming in armed
    Me: I wouldn't say that at school

    • @energyroseyay5097
      @energyroseyay5097 4 года назад +3

      Mike E true

    • @conniesmother4023
      @conniesmother4023 4 года назад +1

      i *wheezed*

    • @beastgamer4683
      @beastgamer4683 4 года назад +2

      404 User Not Found your the comment I was looking for

    • @oceandeeps1
      @oceandeeps1 4 года назад

      @The Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago r/wooosh

    • @maddie-tm7zv
      @maddie-tm7zv 4 года назад +1

      andy pandy Is “Shut the fuck up” your only come back because you are illiterate and know we’re right?

  • @islayankles
    @islayankles 5 лет назад +450

    Me: *clicks an asmr video to fall asleep*
    Add: *COACHELLAAAAAA*

  • @zwpsl
    @zwpsl 3 года назад +14

    Timestamps ❤ :
    0:00 - Start
    2:03 - Advertising ends/Asmr starts
    3:07 - Whispering, asking questions
    5:15 - Preparing to clean the scrapes
    6:00 - Cleaning the scrapes
    9:00 Asking you about the pain level

  • @chloeknox1793
    @chloeknox1793 5 лет назад +255

    Student: “I think I broke my arm”
    Nurse: “here’s a ice pack”

    • @timmy2548
      @timmy2548 5 лет назад +1

      So true

    • @earth2ravenn
      @earth2ravenn 5 лет назад

      girly CWK
      I hate to be that guy but it’s *an not a

  • @digitalg3nocide
    @digitalg3nocide 5 лет назад +430

    Aww are you dying?
    HERE HAVE AN ICE PACK

    • @swarmkeeper
      @swarmkeeper 5 лет назад

      i gave myself a concussion today and was about to puke and couldn’t walk straight, and the teacher asks if there's a bump on my head and i said i didn’t think so and she just shrugged and gave me an ice pack

    • @fudoslag6537
      @fudoslag6537 5 лет назад +7

      How ManY IcE PaCkS d0 YoU pEoPlE HavE

    • @yurrmom4317
      @yurrmom4317 5 лет назад

      That's lowkey my nurse I was like my stomach hurts and i feel lightheaded she's like here have a icepack

    • @toyota4847
      @toyota4847 5 лет назад

      @@fudoslag6537a LOt oF IcE pAcks

    • @aadiadatiya1670
      @aadiadatiya1670 5 лет назад +1

      This literally had me crying... Bruh 😂

  • @TheChosennn
    @TheChosennn 5 лет назад +1849

    Student faints: teacher doesn’t react
    Student dies: teacher doesn’t react
    Student chews gum: teacher: *AHHHHHHHHH WTF!!!!!!!! SPIT IT OUT*

    • @jamieb552
      @jamieb552 5 лет назад +41

      Brendan ODonnell I fainted in class and this girl calmly told the teacher by saying “Um, Mr.Proctor, something is wrong” amd the entire school will not let me forget it because we have a small school...

    • @jonathanchung3234
      @jonathanchung3234 5 лет назад +18

      Sadly accurate

    • @Weed-ph4om
      @Weed-ph4om 5 лет назад +20

      One time I had a lollipop IN MY MOUTH and this bitch had the audacity to LITERALLY snatch it out of my mouth

    • @emilyb4626
      @emilyb4626 5 лет назад +7

      My teacher is cool with gum in class

    • @user-mj2es5ey6v
      @user-mj2es5ey6v 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂😂 true

  • @avalaurennn
    @avalaurennn 3 года назад +4

    i'm in love with your hair Gibi!

  • @loganparish6439
    @loganparish6439 5 лет назад +1474

    Gibi: “What doesn’t feel good”
    Me: “It burns when I pee”
    Gibi: “You scraped both of your elbows”
    Me: “that isn’t my main concern right now”
    Edit: Thank you for all of the likes! And yes, I understand that my spelling is garbage, I have fixed my error, pwease forgive me

  • @TD-en3np
    @TD-en3np 5 лет назад +3823

    I don’t mind the ads
    I don’t mind the buffer
    But when the ads buffer
    I start to suffer

    • @jesusfreak4723
      @jesusfreak4723 5 лет назад +21

      Nice🤔👍🏼

    • @jesusfreak4723
      @jesusfreak4723 5 лет назад +15

      Haymich approves

    • @asmrizzy1574
      @asmrizzy1574 5 лет назад +31

      edgar allen poe ass

    • @marlon1547
      @marlon1547 5 лет назад +24

      Oldest trick In the book😂

    • @Renshyra
      @Renshyra 5 лет назад +23

      I don't feel the pain because yt premium hot pockets boiii

  • @auroraseverson357
    @auroraseverson357 5 лет назад +270

    00:00 Sponser
    02:00 Talking on the phone / little bit of writing sounds
    03:10 Gibi notices you and talks to you
    04:50 First Aid kit / crinkle, gloves, liquid, rubbing sounds
    07:03 Bandaging arms / crinkles, gloves, plastic sounds, some tongue clicks and blowing
    08:58 Talking to you / some writing, paper shuffling
    09:35 Phone call
    10:00 Computer clicks / tongue clicking, paper shuffling, ripping sounds
    11:05 Ice pack / tapping, rubbing, squeezing, some personal attention
    12:16 Popsicles / plastic ripping
    12:53 Talking to you / searching through bag, some gloves
    14:48 Poking around with light and stick / Plastic against camera sounds, one ear at a time
    17:52 Talking to you / some paper and writing sounds, some computer clicks
    20:10 Phone call / some writing sounds
    22:33 Talking to you / some crinkles
    23:34 Reflex stick / soft sounds

  • @MrBiggyfoot69
    @MrBiggyfoot69 3 года назад +6

    Her: We definitely can't have you at school, unfortunately.
    In my ears: _Fortunately._

  • @alireeves27
    @alireeves27 4 года назад +443

    I wish my nurse was like this. My nurse just takes your temp and says “you’re fine go back to class”.

    • @iantimmer8126
      @iantimmer8126 4 года назад +24

      *breaks leg*
      Nurse: Your temp is normal. Go back to class

    • @alireeves27
      @alireeves27 4 года назад +6

      Xraf Games Exactly

    • @Dogman202
      @Dogman202 3 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @Funji_slayer
      @Funji_slayer 3 года назад +7

      my friend had a pencil halfway in his leg and all the nurse did was took his temp and told us to go back to class.

    • @alireeves27
      @alireeves27 3 года назад +3

      @@Funji_slayer wow

  • @jordanmcelroy3894
    @jordanmcelroy3894 5 лет назад +498

    “I realized Sheryl never gave me the code”
    *darn you sheryl*

  • @larajill4200
    @larajill4200 5 лет назад +1373

    4:00
    ”what were you doing to scrape them up like that?“
    “i was falling for you“

  • @ellyx8416
    @ellyx8416 3 года назад +7

    nurse gibi: gives ice block and ice pack
    actual nurses: oh you scraped your arm? Have a drink of water :)

  • @roseymusicismylife5103
    @roseymusicismylife5103 5 лет назад +1278

    gibi lives on the edge, hair out while doing a lice check???

    • @diddykitty746
      @diddykitty746 5 лет назад +80

      *gET yOur PrEttY hAiR awAY fRoM mY iNFesTed hEAd*

    • @Pretzel-_
      @Pretzel-_ 5 лет назад +66

      The lice look at Gibi and say “She’s too perfect, we must not invade her head.”

    • @diddykitty746
      @diddykitty746 5 лет назад +6

      We all can hope

    • @anthony9845
      @anthony9845 5 лет назад +2

      Lol lives?

    • @perhapsitsnoelle
      @perhapsitsnoelle 5 лет назад +2

      clikkie :D

  • @r0nni21
    @r0nni21 5 лет назад +146

    the lice check is giving me war flashbacks but im still gonna watch it

    • @bunheadhil
      @bunheadhil 5 лет назад

      ronja doenges THANK YOU FOR WORDING THIS IN A WAY I COULD NOT my head is already itching but it’s worth it

    • @danielledumond7012
      @danielledumond7012 5 лет назад

      ronja doenges wait really? You okay?

    • @gummicorn
      @gummicorn 5 лет назад

      Same my dude

  • @yummysalt5153
    @yummysalt5153 5 лет назад +403

    Gibi: so why are u at he nurses office
    Me: to fake an injury so I can go home and play video games... I mean... errr... ahhh my stomach

  • @lightfurytoy6135
    @lightfurytoy6135 3 года назад +2

    this brings back so many memories

  • @Emily-sc8ei
    @Emily-sc8ei 4 года назад +467

    Me: "Ooh, Gibi sounds nice!"
    *Puts volume all the way up
    Ad: "LeTs SEe HoW MuCH I CaN SavE WitH HOnEy!!!

    • @crxaenk
      @crxaenk 4 года назад +6

      She need to make some bread somehow lmao

    • @nickkk9076
      @nickkk9076 4 года назад +3

      Unrelated, but, is the hedgehog in your profile picture yours? Because it's adorable.

    • @Emily-sc8ei
      @Emily-sc8ei 4 года назад +4

      @@nickkk9076 haha i wish! im actually a cat owner :)

    • @nickkk9076
      @nickkk9076 4 года назад

      @@Emily-sc8ei Same. I really want a hedgehog but I have cats.

    • @Emily-sc8ei
      @Emily-sc8ei 4 года назад

      @@nickkk9076 i want literally every pet lol

  • @abigailvanisoomair1652
    @abigailvanisoomair1652 5 лет назад +492

    *Thank you for checking if we have lice*

  • @vivaciousjoaquin3294
    @vivaciousjoaquin3294 4 года назад +124

    Gibi: how did you scrape your elbows?
    Me: I was dancing on the toilet and I fell off.

  • @lukas4930
    @lukas4930 3 года назад +2173

    Random Fact: All of your life decisions led to you reading this comment

    • @shiptomyhouse
      @shiptomyhouse 3 года назад +118

      I didn't want this, but I needed it

    • @xiesie_xiesie
      @xiesie_xiesie 3 года назад +100

      Wow... I found this much deeper than I expected this comment to be...

    • @drgfromnyc
      @drgfromnyc 3 года назад +18

      🤯

    • @DeedsnActs
      @DeedsnActs 3 года назад +8

      Hhhhsiass7ysejskjekWHAT THE FRICKWILWOWOASKE

    • @TheMelvinV
      @TheMelvinV 3 года назад +38

      I doubt, your life descisions were needed as well.
      In another universe, I could end up here as well. Under different cirumstances.