5 People Who Need to Put Down Their F#@%ing Camera - The Spit Take
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Studies have shown there actually is a 3rd response called freeze.
pre-med ref_14 by far the least cool and more importantly least helpful reaction
Dark Arts Dabbler Not really, it helps when your predator is fast but has poor eyesight and can locate only moving prey. For example a snake.
Well, the girl in the plane crash had already survived and made sure of her safety before filming. So unless you think the plane is going to explode....
i was kinda thinking the same thing. i thought maybe she was filming it for posterity's sake, and the only way she can walk forward while still flming the crash site/plane was to turn the camera on her.
beberoo +MsSphinx91 makes sense I mean, don't we all go through those "I wonder what they were think when this happened" or whatever. Now we have the evidence of what they were thinking! And we know they're ok, so much ok that they're able to turn on their cameras and film and put in on the internet.
Or all three of you are the exact people the video is talking about, yep that is it. Because I never wonder what a plane crash is like when I hear about one, my compassionate human heart wonders if everyone on board is safe, and for peaceful thoughts and hearts for those who may have lost someone. Egocentric people will be the death of human life on this planet.
Charles McClellan really? Never wondered what the people on the titanic were thinking when they were waiting to die? what people think about before jumping out of a plane while skydiving?
Take Anne Frank's Diary for instance, we knew what SHE went through and what she thought while in hiding, and it's known as a literary classic and staple in reading.
Videos are just what people do now instead of writing, or telling the same stories all the time aloud, we make videos so we don't have to keep thinking about it. All the feelings and thoughts they're all still in their rawest form, and easier for people to understand their relief as they live, or their pain while in a panicked state. Understand?
Charles McClellan The model of perspective is that we are the stars of *and* audience for our own movies. It's actually a good metaphor.
I don't see any problem with the plane crash one. It was after the crash and having any form of documentation is good. While I personally probably wouldn't think of pulling out my phone to snap some footage, it's really not a stupid thing to do. What she should have done was documented footage of any injures though.
Da Chud well I think it's more the fact that she's selfifying while moving away from the wreck when ppl should be getting the hell out of there ASAP incase of an explosion : ]
Cornelious Stratovarious lol, you watch too many movies. the chance that there'd be an explosion is minimal especially considering that particular plane crash. anyway they should've been helping people get out if they weren't all cleared
The video was not for documentation she was literally using her phone to take a selfie video to update her social media or something. That is really stupid behavior in any serious situation.
Very astutely put : ]
Cornelious Stratovarious I suppose so, sorry. :)
I seriously don't get why people dislike his commentary. It's hilarious
Darwin awards
I binge watch cracked videos often and I love all you guys. But you are definitely my favorite.
Grace-naomi I binge watch too but I hate how they say goddamn in every fucking video !
I still rewatch their old videos. After a few years After Hours us almost new again.
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Michael Bay should put his fucking camera down.
+Raz Edits uwe boll
+Raz Edits why ? his moneypit is pretty big, there are extreme haters, and then there are tons of people who love his movies
+Knn B Because tons of people have been brainwashed into not really getting into the movie. Video games that don't need much or any story (it's a game), texting, tweeting, even e-mails, and other lazy social abbreviated ways of "communicating" which have proven to make more people confused, wrongly accused, and make guesses out of context.... have made today's average person's attention span the same as a fly. Those types have multiplied, mistaking the "no worries" behavior as "cool", and watch movies jawing away with conversation, chewing one of the loudest foods (popcorn) with mouths open, using their cell phone, coming in late to the film, and various mixes of all the above distractions. THAT'S why "tons" of people love Bay's movies; they aren't really watching the movies! They can look up at any time during their shallow world of distractions, see an explosion, and think it's good.
Michael Bay's films have gotten away with exciting people into buying a ticket because the trailers show big things happening. After the film, viewers aren't even sure what happened. Then they use that same attitude to glaze over good films and disturb others actually trying to enjoy it. Yeah, he should put down the camera.
+Raz Edits Him and others insisting on the brainless over-use of handheld camera work, constant low-light close-ups, and insisting on the descending bass note with everything that happens in the trailer.
The fight scenes are sometimes ridiculous, obviously shot by someone never in a fight. It's not THAT shaky. Jesus! I've been in many, trained for MMA before it got popular, and wrestled all my life. If things are that shaky and unbalanced up close or inside a fight, you're probably losing all of them.
Can they just shoot a good film? I wish they would quit with the tricks and make films that keep you really glued to them, so you forget you're in the theater. So many directors get away with that cheap shot laziness because many viewers are used to video games, just like the director. Nothing wrong with getting IDEAS from the games, but for f---'s sake stop making the films even LESS realistic by making them look like good video games.... which still don't look nearly as good as real life. It's a backwards step.
How does driving irresponsibly beat laughing at an avalanche? Or are the Russians held to a different crazy standard then we are?
At least in the case of the avalanche, it was probably too late to run away, and the guy probably realized that... So why not laugh?
The guy in the car, on the other hand, was just a full-on idiot. He _chose_ to do what he was doing.... >
As a Russian he has probably survived bigger avalanches. He was laughing out of relief that it was a baby one
Too much of the annoying dude, and not enough of the subject matter !
Darin Andersen Nahhh
You bit your tongue Darin ! This man is hilarious !!
bite
this dude's beard doesn't suit it. Also he looks like he's being held hostage and made to film.
Fight, flight, or "oh shite!" (Alternately sight.)
oh I'm not starring in a movie, I'm an unfortunate side character in someone's movie.
This is what happens when the world gets too safe. Pre-health and safety, THESE were the people who would have forgotten to 'mind the gap' or not thought to 'stay well back from ledge' or just plain starved to death because they were too stupid to not eat the red berries that just killed their friend. By giving them warnings, and airbags, and holding their hands through this dangerous world we are effectively discontinuing natural selection.
Though we do get some funny videos out of it, so maybe its a fair trade. Plus, come the apocalypse these guys will be great zombie fodder - just tell them to film the horde for posterity while you run like hell.
links to original vids would have been cool
Yes, we as a species are totally going downhill now that we can film ourselves. It's not like people didn't used to do really stupid shit before. It's not like bear-baiting was ever a thing. It's not like people participated in dangerous, possibly deadly sports for fame and glory. It's not like we have portraits that rich dudes paid lots of money and invested a fair bit of time to posing for hanging as examples of art.
Everyone likes attention, and seeks it out a fair bit.
Main difference now is, rather than the story circulating to a small audience for a short while before fading, we have the internet, which is a large audience who won't let you forget that thing you did. Ever. And we have proof it happened, rather than some dudes dubious claim.
+Fera Fish Indeed, the implication that just recording something you are observing or experiencing is wrong is highly debatable.
I for one found the last clip of the guy sitting in the passenger seat to be the most fitting example of what this video was trying to relate, but some of the other examples seemed completely out of place, just clips of people recording something amazing or unusual (for instance the plane, what's wrong with recording a video after you get off & are waiting for people to come get you?).
Pretentious teenager who dosnt want to live in this planet any more in 3..2...1..
This is proof that we are f*cking devolving.
Maybe you are but not me for I am awesome :P
csernobillahun I would like a citation.
Bs, the dumb ones are the ones dying.
No it isn't, only one or two dumb people are in each of these videos because the large majority of smart people are not acting this way. The worst of the worst are always noticeable because they are always doing something noticeably dumb while everyone else is doing something safer and smarter and alive keepier.
ZolRing I don't blame you guys, because sarcasm is hard to read in the comments, but I was making a joke...
I've definitely had nightmares where I'm in the position of the driver in the last video.
+specialkatielee Me fucking too. and I can't really steer and the break doesnt work unless i push hard but i cant get in the driver seat!!
Where can I find the vid of the dude punching the guy in the mask?
Cody's weird endplate character voice is probably my least favorite thing about this channel.
Just throwin that out there.
Jason Wood cracked you doing?
This guy needs to shave his neck
I really enjoy watching your videos. Thank you for the laughs!
All I can say is... More! More! More!!!
This girl who used to be my roommate posts videos of herself singing along to music while driving on her snapchat story...
Hey made it here b4 301+ views :D
2:45 One does not simply walk into Mordor. One drives into Mordor while screaming, "Bullshit!!!"
Man I think the worst part of that wildfire one was all the people just parked, standing by their cars watching the fire, at least the idiots recording it were driving away.
I can't stop watching these Cracked videos. Send help.
One doesn't simply walk into mordor one drives in screaming oh SH#!
Funny voice != comedy
If you guys look at 2:50 ish you can see real life ghost rider! :D
The last clip was from a student car with pedals on both sides
Student cars have wheels and pedals on both sides. That guy had cruise control on while sitting in the passenger seat holding the wheel.
Our drivers ed car only had a passenger side brake pedal, that was it
is it possible to go full cercal of losing faith in humanity
***** sorry ty
but is it
***** *you're
that was beautiful footage of the fires
Oh my God I actually rolled my eyes
How hasn't the human race died out yet?
So it's Fight or Flight...or Film.
Am i seriously the 302 viewer and the 8th commenter because I live in Australia is a Friday night at 11:25
I forgot to say pm
This guy is the raisin to jared letos grape. Get a haircut duuude.
Hahahahah, this made me crack the fuck up. Kudos.
I actually like this show more than equals three now. Weekly episodes please!
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OverdosedDrop So liking both makes me an idiot in your opinion?
sigh.. it was a joke mate.
i know, but still XD
#4 isn't dumb. It's the same as the women who had a terrible fucking car crash and starts brushing her hair. It's shock. => Nerdrage.
Yeah, my brother went into shock after he cut himself pretty badly. I tried to get a look at his wound but the kid just rushed right by me. He ran upstairs to get his camera and started vlogging (all while bleeding profusely).
So yeah, turns out filming yourself is a totally real symptom of shock.
+Dick Grayson I'd say it's more likely a symptom of dumb-assery
I had a friend that cut part of his finger off in a deli slicer. Came home and drew magic symbols on my door with his finger like it was a fucking sharpie until I realized what the hell he was doing and took him to hospital.
I can't believe people actually came to California to see wildfires. We were once "quarantined" to our home because:
A) The air was slightly toxic
B) A wildfire broke out on the hill next to us
In the summer, you can look outside and see the heat waves coming off the ground, and we have rolling blackouts because everyone is running their air-conditioning full-torque.
WHY WOULD YOU COME HERE TO SEE A WILDFIRE?!
What the fuck jack! I can always count on good insights on dumb topics on after hours. My insights on dumb topics on todays topic. Daniels insights on topics only Daniel O'Brien cares about on obsessive pop culture disorder. And always bomb ass music and funny videos matched with your dry ass humor. No music? FOR SHAME...
Or the video of her after the airplabe crash was to simultaneously show all of her friend's and family that she was okay after her plane FUCKING CRASHED.
#1 - run or probably die.
#2 -
#3 - don't do that or probably die.
#4 - stupid, don't do that or maybe die.
#5 - stupid, don't do that or maybe die.
Oh, I skipped a statement on #2? Ok.
#2... you already survived; there's no reason to run, fight, or really do much of anything special.
It's not like actions now will prevent the plane crash that already occurred.
Maybe pick something else for #2. It doesn't seem to fit.
Unless you're arguing she was the pilot, and taking selfies as the plane crashed.
Feel free to read the above in the same tone as the guy in the video... seems to work pretty well.
Please, for the love of all things holy, DO NOT let Cody talk like that anymore. He makes me want to unsubscribe... and run away screaming from my computer....
yeah this just is ridiculous put the fucking camera down people!!!!!
Mcdonalds burned down here, grease fire flames jumping all around it, people were fucking running TOWARDS it and taping it in the parking lot...
2:14 - I'm pretty sure that moment was "the invention of the Iphone", or technically "the commercial viability of the Iphone as a mass-market product".
If you're in the middle of a disaster natural or otherwise that is out of your control, I can understand why you'd think "may as well record this in case I survive."
Can you imagine surviving some crazy shit and having people call you a liar the rest of your life because "where's your proof?"
Although if you're driving a car and some crazy shit happens you should have a passenger hold the camera, or get a dash cam just in case.
I like evolution because it's fun. Except for the part about species competeing for limited resources. Everyone should learn to share. Competition is only good for impressing girls.
#2's failure to get herself killed is a tragic failure of Darwinism.
(And I have sure missed hearing Jack say the phrase "eyeball cords".)
My dad & I used to drive directly at storms when I was a kid taking along whoever else was in the car (we really should have let my sister out). This was 30yrs ago, well before even video cameras were that common but we are Australian (it’s like Russian but with more swearing)
How did you miss how TERRIFYING the person filming the 'music video' looks?
-Shawn
I don't know man, when people do crazy stupid shit, I tend to think they're crazy stupid shits.
When Russians do it, then it's just awesome.
The plane crash one wasn't really stupid. It wasn't during the crash, it was after she got off safely. I'm sure she was pretty overwhelmed emotionally anyway.
One would think natural selection would take care of them, but some how through courage, bravery, blind luck, and possibly a numb sense that something is danger combined together to keep these people alive.
Why do we take photos? why do we film ourselves? who decided what was and wasn't appropriate to capture ?
There's no turning back, we will document our lives more and more to the point where we will not remember how life was before electronics happened.
Duh.. the last one took me a second to realize he's in the wrong seat. Assumed, another country, wheels on the right side sometimes.... yes, I missed the last 4-5 seconds of him showing the dashboard in front of him.
There are now six types of stress response instead of just five.
Fight
Flight
Freeze
Flop
Friend
and now?
Film
Wow, what happened to Jack playing a clip from some shitty song? Now, all we're left with is his terrible jokes.
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. One drives into More I while screaming: OH SH**!"
Oh man, he just had to be spanish...how our population's inteligence level declines,,,,
People have always thought they were the eternal, invulnerable center of their own universes. This is just a natural progression. Some outgrow or evolve past it, but not many.
Somehow I feel that the guy in the last clip had a car with double brake pedals that are used by driving instructors. Surely hope so anyway.
ive literally had nightmares about being in the position of #1, though they never do explain how i find myself driving a car from the passenger seat.
Ok I gotta ask, the guy at the end, I'm sorry I don't remember your name, why in the hell do you have to speak like that? Puberty is over bro, just let it go it's ok.
"I wish i could pinpoint the moment when we as a species, decided we were all starring in our own movie, and nothing around us is real." JOB...
I don't get why people tape important events like an times square new years eve or something. they have expensive professional cameras already filming it.
2.53 - dudes driving car through san diego fires....drive past a guy taking a selfie in front of them
You guys are a millimetre away from crossing that line.
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I love cracked videos. But dude in the outro (who I usually also love) wtf is up with that awful voice?? Stop it!
I dislike a video every time I even accidentally hear that squeaky horrible voice at the end of the video. I can click out fast enough! Ugh
Unless cracked is having budget problems...let someone else have tome in front of the camera mr editor in chief.
while some of these people are dumb, others where just doing what journalists have been doing for years.
Make a after hours of adventure time and explain how princes bubblegum is evil
I have a recurring nightmare where I have to drive a car from the passenger seat. What's that dude thinking?
The people who filmed baby penguins getting killed should have intervened.
lol the plane crash will disappear if she doesn't document it. Did you sneak that in there on purpose?
Wow whats the third how about there are 5 fight flight freeze posture and submit I thought u did some research
Jack your becoming more and more homeless everyday and I love it
Ps or a hippy
There is a third response and that's to freeze. In fact most people are more likely to do so when in danger.
Did anyone else see the flash of purple at about 1:37 when the cameraman was about to get hit by the avalanche?
Why is that woman attempting to make a music video wearing the same makeup as Heath Ledger?
tbh this footage is pretty great because you can show it to the ambos when they come to collect the people injured
I thought this would be film makers whose careers need to just die already.
#2 - I was literally WISHING that would happen, and it did.
Do more After Hours. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Talos demands it.
This channel is hosted by the worst choices I've ever seen on the Internet put into one single channel.
Pretty good content but the narrator takes WAY TOO MUCH .
that last guy looked like Johnny Cage... and is just as much a d-bag
RUclips's drunk right now, it's saying no comments for me.
thumbs up for the phrase "Bio-Logical Hordor,"
I was going to leave a comment till I saw what you tagged on the end. Yeah, no.
Lmao, billions of years, evolution...people are silly.
Coming live from the black gate! There are orcs everywhere.
How is the audio in this video so bad? It was only 2.5 years ago.
Came for the facial hair. Stayed for the neckbeard.
Is it just me, or is the audio in this video slightly... bad?
Well the number of subscribers is increasing so thats good
At least bring a gun if youre advancing to confront a tornado.