7 Famous People Who Are Shockingly Out of Touch With Reality - Spit Take Theater
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I don't think Tom Cruise ACTUALLY wanted to have the prank explained. I'm pretty sure he was asking "Why would you do that?" rhetorically in an attempt to make the prankster feel awkward.
Honey Senpai Yes. It's not necessarily explaining why pranks are funny but why that guy thinks that prank is funny. A guy who reportedly is very accommodating to his many fans on the red carpet (Cruise) wasn't to know why someone would take that opportunity to try and shame him publicly. Pranks are usually better when there's an initial relationship. That guy's a stranger.
Jonny Velocity Totally. Plus Cruise needs to look his best with cameras pointed at him from all angles, and he's rushed through this stuff, like one of those flogging tunnels or whatever, and this dude pulls an idiotic "prank". Really it's just ""let's fuck with this person we don't know in a high stress environment at a *very* improper moment on purpose just to get his completely sane reaction". He wanted him to get that it's not funny whatsoever and really let how stupid it all is soak in on the guy while he stands there. He held his hands to make sure he stayed and looked him directly in the eye so the guy really came to his *own* realization that "Wow.. this is really stupid and there's no reason why this should be funny at all... I've got nothing to respond with". And I'm sure the fact that this busy celebrity completely stopped, those with him and whatever, even though he's got places to be, to really get the message clear to the guy that his actions were very distasteful, even for plain old immature humour, *really* just all put a weight of shame on him. You could definitely feel it just watching that clip and hearing no response from him. The prankster is completely embarrassed of the actions *he's* done, and Tom Cruise handled it in a *very* mature, smart, and completely sane reaction.
*ALERT ALERT* These people that commented above me are clearly Scientologist. The strength of their brainwashing powers are overwhelming, so read the comments at you own risk! *ALERT ALERT*
Clark Poindexter Is this your own attempt at humor?
I'm not asking because I don't get humor, it's just that on the internet it's sometimes hard to tell sarcasm from genuine stupidity. :)
***** the majority of "pranks" are just let's try to make a person feel bad or get hurt. It's funny to a 10 year old maybe but otherwise it just seems dumb to me.
I can't believe that I'm defending Tom Cruise, but his behavior in the water squirting thing was entirely appropriate.
I think that Tom was the one giving the actual prank there. Also getting squirted in the face is a pretty shitty prank by itself.
Oh shit that is a prank? I must be getting pranked every night then
Jedy Zichterman Well I consider a prank as "being an asshole, but having good comedic timing while doing it."
tenmaruhakuchou There is a difference in pranking someone to look dumb (like a joke they aren't getting until the very end), and hitting them in the face unexpectedly with water/pie/whatever.. the water gun that hit tom cruise was an asshole thing to do, it took 0 preparation and effort. but if that reporter would have made a scheme up like on Punk'd then yeah.. that is in good fun, not really a asshole thing to do
Green Djinn I agree. Screw Tom Cruise but he was totally right in that instance. That fricking 'interviewer' was totally an asshole and out of place.
Idk I thought Tom Cruise's response to being squirted (with water?) was likely the most effective way to confront him. He didn't yell or scream, he treated him like a child. That said he's a fucking weirdo. A talented weirdo that makes good movies.
would have even funnier if the prankster was a fucking loon, and as tom pulled his hand to be closer and asks why he did that, the prankster would be like... so I can get close enough to stab your eyeball out with this here dull knife... and then adds the words... ya wee fanny.
I agree with the way Tom Cruise confronted the "prankster." Cracked thinks it should have been left as a prank; no further discussion necessary. But pranks are generally stupid and that grown man should have had to explain why he thought it was a good idea to squirt Tom Cruise in the face. Embarrass the embarrasser.
I think Cracked struggled to make the numbers on this one.
A Harvey Weinstein reference? Yeesh, that REALLY didn't age well
You stole my comment lol
I was thinking the same thing lol
Lol
Right? I didn't realize how old this was till he brought up Harvey.
Bishop X Moore I was just going to say, that comment really didn’t hold up...
Great video, but you got two things wrong:
1. Bruce Willis can like, dislike, or mispronounce any movie he wants. He's Bruce Willis and gets a lifetime pass for Die Hard.
2. Tom Cruise knows how to dance surprisingly well. Or at least Les Grossman (the character he plays in Tropic Thunder) does.
Tom Cruise was in Tropic Thunder? I am definitely going to have to watch that movie again.....
Now that you mantioned Tom Cruise dance in that movie, he used few moves here same as in the movie. Just add bold and fat.
26CLT Yep. He was that asshole producer. Robert D.J. and him shined in that movie for me.
Dude, Willis is a shitbag. He's done some awful and disrespectful interviews where he couldn't care less about how awkward he makes it, like that one in this video. Seriously, people don't like that guy.
1. No, he can't. Just because he was part of a (super exaggerated) action movie franchise, doesn't mean he can simply avoid questions and screw up an interview.
2. His "dancing" in Tropic Thunder was almost the same crap as he did in that clip, only with a few more ass-shaking which was (a bit) funny because of his make-up.
2:28 Bruce is “shockingly out of touch with reality” just because he couldn't identify a foreign animated movie about Japanese spirits, goblins and fairies? Someone is out of touch with reality alright. And it ain't Bruce.
2:10 This one is really funny. “Look at me. I'm so culturally superior + edgy because I can say Hayao Miyazaki without tripping up”. Puh-lease!
+Perseus Wong Exactly! How does NOT watching a cartoon about "spirits, goblins and fairies" make you out of touch with reality?
I can't name one Japanimation flick so I guess I'm a total space case.
You forgot to mention that the presenter mispronounced the name Jiro. It is actually pronounced like the English word "hero".
+Tim Kerr it's not that it's him bringing in a film totally unrelated.
+MrTravisCS If it's a Japanese name (and it is), then no, it's not pronounced "hero". In the romanization of Japanese names, J is pronounced as the J in Joke.
+The Black Johnny Gat I believe that was the point of Bruce bringing it up. As in, it was nicer than saying "Why the fuck are you bringing up animated titles? This is a press junket about our movie RED2. Ask questions about the movie, get a few good shots of you talking to us, and then we can wrap it up and go do what we actually want to do." That was the same junket where he got completely obstinate with another interviewer who he thought was beating around the bush.
I don't see how Tom Cruise is out of touch. he could've hit the guy but instead he confronts him calmly and tries to make him explain why he would do that. he handled it well I thought. also it looked like he was trying to dance like elvis Presley with the leg shake thing. he did it bad but it wasn't out of touch, just a bad impression.
It's enough that he's Tom Cruise to make everything he does look stupid and out of touch. And obviously he can dance, just look at him in Tropic Thunder. That was awesome.
@@bodenlosedosenhose1590 Tom Cruise is an alright guy. He once witnessed a purse snatching. Some young punk grabbed an elderly lady's purse, and Cruise chased him down, caught him, and returned the woman's purse. That's a stand up guy in my book.
I think it was Gangnam Style
@@EvilEyeGypsy I guess you missed the line "He thinks he has super powers" in the video. Really though, Tom Cruise is bat shit carzytown insane. He makes Gary Busey shake his head and say "What in the ever loving fuck is that guy on and wher can I get some?"
I guess, in his defense, pretty much all scientologists are nuts.
I don't like Tom Cruise but in this case he happens to be right. That was a stupid thing to do to someone. It could have been acid for all he knew.
or Thetan piss.
Public Public I was going to say Sea Org spooge but good enough.
Pretty weak, guys. Pretty weak.
1 Dull RUclips Host Who is Shockingly Out of Touch
zerozell I've never read what they write and based on this video (being the first thing I see from them) I'm not so sure I will.
1- I don't know about the tarantino stuff but for him to be out of touch, the "not knowing how to talk to black people" would have to happen all the time and they only showed one example.
2- Same for Bruce Willis, there was only one example, plus he usually trolls in most of his interviews so his answers on that video may have been well thought to troll the interviewer and even if he wasn't, not watching japanese cinema/anime is not really being out of touch or not knowing basic things.
3- The reality star. Not being able to tell time just means you're stupid, not out of touch. The only reason cracked thinks he is is because, to paraphrase him, he's hot in a nation of uglies, so he's obviously been cuddled by
everyone all his life. The guy almost can't even speak making sense but the reason is he is hot ¬¬
4. Ryan Lochte is just stupid, that doesn't mean he's out of touch, same as the previous guy.
5- Tom cruise is well known for pranking and his sense of humor (granted not on every subject) but anyone would be pissed if they dressed up for whatever event and some halfwit journalist sprayed you with whatever. Pranks are usually by people you at least are acquainted with, not a random journalist.
Plus considering the title is "7 famous people who are shockingly out of touch" and then they pull a switcharoo and it turns into "6 famous people who don't know basic things about reality" well....yeah...
Miguel de la vega first thing he brings up is more white guilt. Liberal shitbag entertainer, +1
Rav Enj Out of touch means the reality you live in is not the same as the rest. Not knowing how to tie your shoes or tell time doesn't make you live in a different reality. Not putting up with a prank from some random dude doesn't make you live in a different reality. Being somewhat racist when talking to certain people doesn't mean you live in a different reality.
Thinking there's an alien conspiracy, half the people in the world are bodysnatchers and live accordingly, that would be being out of touch because that's not the real world.
Thinking the illuminati control the world and using a tinfoil hat, that is being out of touch.
I know technically we are both right, but when you say to someone " X is out of touch" that person will most likely understand "out of touch with reality"
Rav Enj That seem's fair xD
ragnar97 ok but if you think the illuminati is no a real thing then you are out of touch buddy....PRETTY ignorant too lol
Oof harvey weinstien
Yeah...giving an intervention, at that.
Jajaja
That aged so well
This topic had SO Much Potential, but you really dropped the ball. No Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, any number of athletes (in addition to the swimmer but Much better ie... Dennis Rodman) wow such a let down.
Never mind - Here's an Aussie Joke just for you!
Hugh Jackman rocks up to a charity function in Sydney and spots Steve Bisley hanging around the bar. So he lobs up to him & says: 'Oi, Bizzo? Have ya heard? Gibbo's done his nut! He turned into an alcoholic, anti-semetic racist!'
Bisley, one of Mel's oldest mates from way back, just blinks and says:
"Turned in to?!? What - ya only just f@%kin' noticed!?!"
Reckec
I consider Charlie Sheen a justified case of "losing it" Mel Gibson on the other hand came across like a guy pushed to the absolute limit that exploded in a tirade
??? is there more to this joke? something i just don't get?
Sounds like there's enough for a whole series.
Reckec If Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen are out if touch with reality then fuck reality
*Speaking of people who are out of touch with reality!* Here's my own little list of basic concepts which seem to elude some people:
No 3. It seems that some cannot grasp the idea that Hayao Miyazaki's works are not universally known!
No 2. Apparently some people are surprisingly unaware of the large amounts of beautiful people in Britain!
No 1. Some people will interpret the act of asking "What's so funny about that?" after being sprayed in the face as an actual inquiry of what makes it funny, and not as a way of calling out the other person's childish behavior.
El Chihuahua Legend.
Spirited Away only 97% approval!
You know who is out of touch with reality. The person who gave that film a negative review.
I first saw that movie when I was a kid, and I was honestly bored by it. I didn't understand anything that was going on and I was so confused! I watched it again when I got older, and I immediately said, "OHHHHH now I get it!" The only problem is I still don't understand a huge chunk of the movie. I enjoyed it sure, but I ended up being confused.
Shwah Gamer
Most Miyazaki films are allegorical. They use imagery and flowery language to explain deeper sentiments. Princess Mononoke and Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind are perfect examples.
Tenshi Chan Sorry the only Miyazaki film I've seen is Spirited Away.
***** Their is a box set The Studio Ghibli Museum, it contains 17 of their films. I got it on amazon for $18.
RSFArocks I'm trying to wrap my brain around that and I can't. Sorry, but I don't know how a movie that starts out with a girl's parents turning into pigs equals allegory for child prostitution.
Anyone saying Tom Cruise doesn't understand laughter and human movements clearly hasn't seen Tropic Thunder.
He knows how to fake it and pretend in order to fit the part but he's not spontaneous. He's kinda fucking nuts. And lonely :p He really likes dating woman and marrying them as fast as possible so he's never alone and can start controlling their lives. Control freak :p equals he can't be fucking spontaneous or real.
brilliant assertion
He was SO GOOD in that!
This guy just isn't very good at his job. There are about 50 different things he could have talked about and shown that prove Tom Cruise's insanity. He went with stupid anecdotal ones.
The Quentin Tarantino thing is hilarious I'll admit. It reminds me of a construction superintendent I used to work under that would talk to all of the latino sub-contractors in this ridiculous Speedy Gonzalez-esque manner.
"How you doing main?" "How is the working cahming esssee?
Cracked should make a video called "1 Person Who Really Needs to Shave"
I would say this narrator is out of touch with reality.
I agree. There was not one single thing he said that I found insightful about these people. The thing with "the prank" was obviously the worst. Cruise was at a public event. That wasn't a prank. That was something that was meant to humiliate him or make him into a joke. It wasn't funny the first time I saw it years ago, and it's not funny now.
I remember when CRACKED was funny. I wonder if _they_ do?
I concur
Alric the Red the one thing we're forgetting here is that this video was from back in 2014
I concur.
James G, I'm not really sure how that's relevant to my point. That was only two years ago. Two years ago, it still wouldn't have made sense.
In defense of Tom Cruise, the dance he was doing was an actual dance circa 2006-ish. He is very stiff, but he's doing it correctly. You can tell by the song in the background. That's Yung Joc's song. Everyone was doing that dance at the time/
I remember that dance lol
Didn't he also dance like that in Tropical Thunder?
that dance tom cruise did was an actual dance he just did it horribly
What? You expected John freaking McClane to be a DBZ fan?
Daniel Lobo The problem isn't that he doesn't know anything about Japanese animation, the problem is that when they were talking about it, he brought up a movie from a completely different genre as if he expected it to be taken as a relevant example, not to mention that he just kinda boggled vacantly at nothing for most of the interview as though he didn't really understand where he was or what was going on.
epicsauceness100 he was drunk.. im eating pizza right niow fuck grammar
Red Torchr What kind?
Daniel Lobo It was Veggies and three cheeses. O.o
Red Torchr Put some bacon on it
Bruce Willis is out of touch with reality because he doesn't watch Japanese animated films? I could go on, but pretty much all of these entries felt like grabbing at straws.
I would not have thought to myself that any of these were out of touch with reality if I viewed these clips outside the context of this video.
I agree, with the exception of Tom Cruise. They actually make him look more sane than he actually is outside of the context of this video...
I agree. Bruce Willis really seemed like quite a normal guy. A lot of people like documentaries and watch a lot of them. They may not remember the exact name because a documentary isn't about the name, it's about the information that you learn. Personally, I have difficulty remembering names of things and people. But it isn't about remembering the names of things that matters when it comes to a personal understanding of the world. Search on RUclips "Richard Feynman on names" if you are interested.
I think the worst part is how much easier it should have been to make Bruce Willis (who is a giant dickbag, and actually shows it far better in a different part of that very same interview) and Tom Cruise look out of touch.
The swimmer guy doesn't really fit the premise because I have not a single fuckin' clue who he is, besides a guy that likes to swim. Also, insulting someone who is simple-minded but seems friendly and harmless is just a fucking dick move...
As for Tarantino, I'm pretty sure he knows exactly what the fuck he's doing. He's probably crazy and egotistical, but out of touch with reality, he is not.
Bruce Willis is so in touch, he seems like anyone's dad who doesn't care about giving movie titles and directors at the drop of a hat and watches whatever is on Netflix without looking at the title.
So glad I've finally discovered the crack youtube channel
I'm here to see Will Smith's kids.
............damn.
"My name is 'Seriously Annoying and Pointless Host' ..."
Tom Cruise was totally in the right for calling that guy out. The “prank” was not funny
It is even more funny today when people montaged a dick instead of the mic
This should have been titled:
"One Unfamous Person Who is Shockingly Out Of Touch with Narrating this Video."
This guy is proving how much he is out of touch with reality, I wonder if he realizes how arrogant he is acting.
+Noodleleventy1 maybe hes just a prick
No, That Tom Cruise thing is not "out of touch"... it could have been bleach or acid. You're in the public and it's not at all funny or a prank.
field north Pranks are messed up. Find it funny people can get mad at me for my jokes, then expect me to accept theirs. Or maybe I don't find it funny.....
Shit.
Subscribe to my channel.
So because the water COULD have been dangerous that makes the situation different? That makes no sense to me, like if he had cowered away and he made fun of him for that, I think your comment would be reasonable, but the liquid inside of the mic had really nothing to do with with what the video talked about.
i get that this is part of your shtick, but 7:15 idk that its his inability to understand comedy, so mach as his disapproval of asshole humor. like im sure he gets the reason behind it was the "har har" moment. but his question, to me, seems more like "dont you know better?" "why would you do that(be such an asshole)?"
To put it another way, there's dozens and dozens of reporters lining a red carpet, someone like Tom could just talk to the big and well known entertainment shows, but he's talking to someone he doesn't know because he's a nice guy and wants to talk to everyone. Then he's pranked for his generosity. Most people will concede that Tom is a nice guy even if they also think he's batshit crazy. When he's being pranked he's genuinely confused as to why someone would be such an asshole while he's trying to be generous with his time. Sure it might be part of his job to talk to reporters, but he doesn't need to talk to all the reporters, and similarly if someone works at McDonald's and it's their job to serve food through the drive threw window they're going to have a similar reaction if you prank them. They're just trying to do their jobs. There's no reason to be an asshole.
I would hazard a guess that reporter is at the scientology offices cleaning the toilets with his tongue 24/7. . THAT is funny!
Too much narration and too little other content. Maybe this guy thinks that he adds something to the video, but he only detracts from it. Couldn't watch it.
Hey Bruce Willis is a awesome guy, just because he doesn't watch Annamae a lot doesn't mean he's a bad guy
I misspelled it on purpose, before the grammar Nazi's come out
Dylan Cruz thank you, I will holster my grammar gun now.
Stand down, guys, stand down. Everything's alright.
Samuel Pérez García no problem man
Dylan Cruz This cracked vid didn't say Willis is a bad guy, just out of touch. I will, though. Bruce Willis is a "bad guy". :)
Dylan Cruz You think Bruce Willis is an awesome guy? Have you not heard about the stuff people that have previously worked with him have to say about him? Or watched many of his interviews? The man's a dick ho just so happens to be in a few good movies and a lot of terrible ones.
Not being able to read an anological clock is quite common in our society. I used to have that problem.
***** HA! HA! HA! HA!
Sorry I'd used to using adjectives and adverbs.
PrincessKLS No need for an apology.
@TmluZXM It's been known to be quite common. There are dozens of them. DOZENS!!
That's pretty fucking sad. My 10 year old brother can red an analog clock.
That's some of the first stuff you learn in math in my country.
I think T.C. was being a "dad" in that post-prank moment.
To be fair to Bruce Willis, not alot of people over the age of 35 know who Hayao Miazaki is or know that much about animation in general and alot of people i know under the age of 20 can't read an analog clock.
+DJ Kinney ,,HAHAHAHAHAHA, , , , that's just mean lmfao
DJ Kinney technically I'm not human, I'm undead ;P
Which IS a fair point, but no one made him jump into the conversation. It's that old axiom, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt." He actually interrupts MLP's response to offer...nothing. He should have responded with either "I'm not familiar with the work," or wait for a question he COULD answer.
I respect Bruce Willis' comment here. Props to you Bruce for being an individual. He ain't afraid to wear a bathrobe to an interview and talk about sports and documentaries.
It's "a lot" not "alot" for fuck's sake.
Maybe I'm dense, but I don't get the Bruce Willis part. So what if he doesn't know animation movies? How is that out of touch with reality? Just cause he's an actor he NEEDS to know any movie or animation out there?
spineshivers the point is, he is mentioning a live-action movie as an example for animation, ie he can not tell animation and live-action apart, let alone the fact that they were made in different parts of the world and are different genres
spineshivers The thing was he didn't know anything at all.
Drunkduck so does he have to watch cartoons to know something...................stupid idiots.....bruce willis is awsome....
Duh, he couldn't answer any question coherently. He was either a little high or he's an idiot. Either is possible.
That doesn't mean he's not a good actor, just that he'd be boring to interview.
Drunkduck sorry bro..wrong person...it was meant for 696190...but yeah.....old willis might be tired...lolz
Cracked, the TMZ of RUclips.
at least tmz is funny... sometimes
K
just cause he never watches Japanese movies doesn't mean he's racist... so dumb
katizzle Cracked is a liberal joke. It's all biased.
I just realized what song was playing in the background of the Tom Cruise dance clip. He was imitating the dance they kept doing in that video, he just didn't quite have the rhythm of it. Since they apparently weren't into that song they didn't recognize it...
I don't understand the dig at Tarantino. You say he doesn't know how to speak to black people, then proceed to show a clip of him speaking (I presume to a black person). I'm a long time fan of QT and that's not just how he speaks to black people, that's how he speaks full stop, he isn't trying to "talk black" that's just the dudes ideosyncrasies.
Also I totally understand Tom Cruises response to getting sprayed in the face, I would have reacted the same way if not with more aggression. That substance could have been anything (including say, acid) and that is a very real threat that celebrities face, he was doing a good thing by giving his limited time to a "journalist" only to be rudely sprayed in the face by an unknown possibly dangerous liquid. So yeah I get that.
They should have complained instead about his use of ethnic slurs in his movies, which is unusual for Hollywood action or gangster movies. Normally, only ethnic films have slurs in them, because they are about the minority experience, which includes prejudice from without and within.
Not true at all, check out his Howard Stern interviews, he acted extremely nerdy and socially submissive. The dude is a great director but so out of touch with mixed race interaction that it's adorably racist.
The presenter of this video is shockingly out of touch.
How is not knowing foreign films out of touch? I don't watch any tv.
And the MORAL OF THE STORY IS... Just because a person is a celebrity / actor/ director... does not make them an authority on anything political, spiritual, ethical. They are just people.... stupid, delusional, ego maniacal, super self important.
45 Cal. I really hope more people will understand that.
Cracked - Redefining irrelevance one video at a time.
You said it bro.............. This is mean spirited asshatism @ the finest! How can one be mean, judgemental and so unfunny that you feel sorry for them @ the same time?? Please god get a new shtick.
LOL “Pushing the limits of irrelevance one vid a time”
If Tom Cruise is out of touch with reality because he can't dance, then all of us white dudes are fuxored.
What do you mean? I've seen heaps of guys who can really DANCE. And what about girls? Do all white girls know how to dance? Because I don't. I'm terrible, but I don't care because I don't like dancing anyway. And anyway, that's racist to white guys, even if you are one.
Scarygamer345 well dancing for guys is gay anyway so the minorities can have that skill.
Phil V That's homophobic, sexist and racist. Dancing is a learned skill, so you can have it too, if you want it . I'm black and I can dance because I taught myself watching Soul Train. That's how we blacks learn to dance! I also know some very good straight white dancers. They took ballroom dance lessons. Most ballets and musicals were written by (mostly straight) men.
Darla Lathan yes it is homophobic but how is it sexist?
Phil V It's sexist against men
cracked was always recommended to me now I'm addicted to it. lmao nee subscriber right here.
Wolf Blitzer always looks like he is hearing information for the first time and is totally suprised by it.
Tom Cruise knows what a prank is. This was just a very poor one and he turned the tables on him. He went from being the humiliated one to doing the humiliating. And in this particular instance, I support that. Spraying a celebrity in the face and then running away like a little bitch is not funny. It's cowardly and pathetic. It's a desperate act to try and provoke someone who's famous into doing something or saying something that will discredit them, simply because they're famous.
I don't know who that sports guy you claim to be an idiot is, but so what if he's slow? So what if he really is stupid? He can't help that. Is it cool to point that out and make fun of him for that? Just because he's famous doesn't mean his flaws suddenly disappear, nor does it make it right to poke fun at him for it.
Yeah, but he's still a psychotic Scientology puppet that somehow keeps getting work, so.... yeah.
Torterra
In this instance his religious beliefs are irrelevant. He didn't get harassed because of his religion and no one brought it up. He was getting harassed simply because he's a famous actor.
And why wouldn't get keep getting work? He's a damned fine actor. How would you like to get fired because you believe in a certain religion? If it doesn't affect your job, it isn't important what you believe in.
Xylarxcode Yeah, see, what you just said about connecting the words "religion" and "Scientology" doesn't compute.
Now the words "scheme," "scam" or "cult" would fit because I have seen virtually ZERO evidence to suggest that Scientology is a functioning and legit form of "religion."
#1. They have people PAY to learn the secrets of their teachings. I don't recall the Ten Commandments, Buddhism or any other well meaning faiths having to be purchased like a song on iTunes.
#2. Whenever anyone tries to offer criticism or accusations against them, they go right ahead and SUE them.
#3 Aren't you aware of how big an influence Scientology has in a good majority of the Hollywood community? You don't suppose that with the large amounts of "donations" that the "church" as gathered over the years that they didn't just prop up figures like Travolta or Cruise so that they could gain successful careers while they in turn would act as mouthpieces and mascots to whatever scheme they wanted to sell? This is the same group of people that tried to pass of the belief of the souls of aliens living in humanity as a legitimate faith! All they'd need is a famous actor to tell people it's all true and they'd be raking in cash in no time.
I'm not going to pay for his movies because I don't feel like giving that delusional headcase, and by extension, his fruity little club ANY of my money because I'm not an idiot.
Torterra
So not the point. I don't care what Scientology does or stands for. I don't care how much of a religion or scam it is.
I don't care how much money is involved in that or which celebrity believes in it. My original point was that Cruise, no matter what he does in his personal life, should not be getting harassed and pranked by cowards who run away at the slightest sign of trouble, simply because he's famous. His personal life has nothing to do with why he was getting harassed here. He would have still gotten harassed, even if he was a Christian or an atheist here. The harrassment itself is the problem. Not the religion (or scam, if you insist) he believes in.
Xylarxcode It's not harassment, dude. It's CRITICISM. And people CAN in fact speak their minds about this kind of stuff without having being deemed criminals.
The man can go do whatever he likes. I'm not sending him hateful emails or threatening him and his family. But I DO have a right to speak about how bat shit weird he acts.
Did someone say "let's balance the likes and dislikes on this video" cos I missed that memo
if someone pulled that prank on me while I was on the red carpet, I'd be pretty pissed too.i think Tom handled the situation maturely.
This was a waste of time. It's almost as if the people who made this video picked 6 random celebrities, went through two or three random clips of each, and then challenged themselves to see if they could write snarky "clueless" quips about them. Nearly every one of these leaves me asking, "Yeah...so _what_??"There must be countless examples which _would_ have been good choices for this video, but you didn't use _any_ of them!
I see some other similar videos by Cracked in the related videos list. RUclips needs a button people can use to remind themselves which videos _not_ to watch.
This wasn't funny. It wasn't clever. It wasn't fair. It wasn't even SEVEN, for chrissakes!
Astrobrant2 agreed
Sarah Kelaita I've been having second thoughts. I wonder now if this was a parody. If so, I plead Poe's Law in my defense.
What's that?? I love Poe!
personally I fucking loved watching Tom cruise verbally paddle that jokers bottom. He should have made him pancakes after and told him where babies come from. the whole clip is awesome. lol
Hookieloa i reckon is was just about embarrassing the fuck out of the dude.
i do it to kids all the time.
"why did you bully that other kid, ohhh it was a joke. its ok everyone it was a joke. wasnt it funny everyone? do you have any more jokes funny man? come on up in front of assembly you can have a 5 minute stand up so every one can see how funny your are" proceedings with obnoxious fake laughter at everything they do
i didn't realize cracked was CNN and TMZ
What you don't understand about Lochte is that he's secretly a genius and none of us can fathom the depths of his mind to an even rudimentary comprehension.
I just have to say Tom Cruise's dancing in Tropic Thunder is Epic!!
The host thinks he's so smart
6 celebrities.. title says 7 famous people hmmm.. lol
I had no idea Fettucine means "little ribbons" and I lived in italy my whole life.
I also don't eat though...
Everyone has known Bruce Willis is out of touch with reality for decades.
Yet he managed to stay level-headed and decent during his divorce. Maybe he's more in touch than most...
+Whatever Imtold Exactly!
Because he doesn't fill his head with Hollywood garbage, apparently.
at least he didn't say SMELLING SOME KINDA BLOW !!'' LOL!!
What I'm saying is, the dude is too big of a star to be cognizant , on a 'normal' level.
In Bruce's defence, Yoji is totally a Japanese man's name, and it's about as common as Jiro. He might as well have been talking about Tommy Boy but accidentally called it Jimmy Boy.
There was a Tarantino interview on SiriusXM that was a hundred times worse than the one shown. I've rarely been more embarrassed for someone.
This video was sent to me, and that person now owes me 8 minutes of my life back.
buddy I wasted and currently wasting 6 months of my life
Bruce Willis is just the coolest dude ever. I love that clip.
Bruce Willis is unaware of anything beside Die Hard movies
Watching Bruce in this interview, he may have been sick even then. The kinds of mistakes he makes are all cognitive errors. I will miss BRUCE.
My thoughts exactly.
Yeah . Disrespectful to keep this up
Tom Cruise briefly just turns into the joker and beats him with a crow bar and says "WHATS SO FUNNY!"
Cracked...all your videos are having troubling playing while every other channel I watch works perfect...
please don´t let this guy host any other cracked videos...
Tom is just out there, sometimes it's like he's from another world..... OMG! HEZ AN ALIEN SENT BY DA XENU!
You're right. His Scientology beliefs and erratic talk show behavior and remarks are much better examples of "out-of-touch" behavior.
People take Cracked videos to heart.
If it wasn't for the fact that Locte probably has to piss in a cup on a daily basis, I'd think he was constantly stoned.
I subscribed because Soren didn't want me to... Take that, cool guy who gets paid way more than me to look cool!
While I do not want to knock your enthusiasm, I think you may have fell for the whole thing Bugs Bunny does all the time where he convinces someone to agree with him by first arguing and then quickly agreeing. So they instead agree with him unintentionally thinking they are still arguing their point and thus winning said argument. I believe it is called reverse psychology.
well you obviously missed the joke Tony.... wait could it be your reply on purpose and I missed the sarcasm in your comment? well fuck looks like I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight.
Prashant Bommareddy Tell ya what, since I'd hate to know that I kept anyone from getting the much needed rest and recovery we all need how about it is the answer that will help you sleep better. Be it either my own ignorance or willingness to play off your joke with my own sarcasm/replay.
Either way, I have not actually subbed yet even though I do so enjoy their videos.
I'm with tom on the water squirt ! Not funny !
Tom Cruise apparently stole all his dance moves from Poindexter in "Revenge of the Nerds."
I wish so hard i was like those swimmers "There's life... and there's swimming. I do swimming" xD they're sooo cute xD I wish i was that ignorantly blissful and had goals
I have a feeling Tom Cruise was included just because they hate his Scientology thing instead of doing anything stupid in that clip.
really? He looks like he's riding a motorcycle, not dancing... damn embarrassing to watch..
video is called celebrities out of touch with reality, even if they included tom cruise for his scientology thing it would be understandable.
Looks like his dance from Tropic thunder wich i found hillarious.
Totally amazed Gwyneth Paltrow wasn't on this list.
8 minutes of my life I'll never get back :-(
...5 seconds from the end I realized his shirt was Mr Rogers flipping the bird. That's awesome.
Funny when people are so quick to dismiss Scientology as a bogus religion, while still believing that a man can turn water into wine and that the first woman in existance was made from a man's rib.
Apparently the idea of ancient magic is more sensible than modern magic.
Scientology is bad Sci-Fi, it's own creator said it wasn't a religion, and its own history calls into reference geological locations on earth, that didn't exist back when scientology history needed them to exist.
***** just as every other religion are basically a collection of fairy tales that some people take way too seriously.
what is scientology i assume its the belief of science? would that not make every modern human a beliver i mean unless your religous its almost impossible that someone would discount a scientific study as if there was a question that science and religon awnserd but you said no to relgioun because your not a beliver and no to science for some reason how would you go on i my self find it incredibly hard for something to go unawnserd even if the awnser is wrong its nice to have something to fill the empty void an unawnserd question leaves a person with
***** And that video only begins to describe it, wiki L Ron Hubbard, and scientology, etc.
ummm.....so....who's out of touch with reality?
i don't see anyone on your list :/
fuck i love your t shit man!!! and this cracked show thing..lol for real i watch every morning when i am getting ready for my day ALWAYS puts me in a good mood! thanks!!!
Who knew cracked would be honing in on Ryan Lochte a year and a half before the rest of the world. I wonder what other nuggets of gold lurk on you playlists...
I think someone just condensed arrogance and created this guy
I love how defensive people are about their celebrities. You realize none of them would even let you hold their shit logs, right.
How this channel ever got 941,075 people to subscribe is beyond me, I've watched two of your video's and that's enough for me.
Just when I had my You Tube addiction down to a manageable level, I find you guys. Gee...thanks. Sigh.
I'm glad I've seen other videos on Cracked before this.. I would have just left and never watch other videos on their channel again. I mean, saying someone is out of touch with reality is a low blow when you realize that pretty much no one he showed truly was being that stupid...
Best one was Tom Hanks wanting to know why the water gun was funny, which honestly I don't blame him, randomly shooting a water gun is not super funny, so I would ask to see if there was a reference or something I missed.
Bruce Willis was the worst, just because he doesn't know about a foreign movie that has multiple unrealistic attributes, does not mean he is not in touch with reality. If he hadn't watched ANY movie EVER in his life, he would still be in touch with reality, but not in touch with FICTION. He watched DOCUMENTARIES, which are REALITIES.
Quentin Tarantino's made me mad honestly... calling someone racist because they talk different around people like that is not racist. At worst it is ignorantly/unknowingly offensive. (Which could be considered out of touch with a certain reality) I know multiple people who talk with a more southern accent around their families, then change their voice to a more avg american voice when they are around people who don't talk like that. I also know black people who will talk more avg voice around people like me, then when hanging out with other black friend they use more slang. Is this racist? Of course not! The intent could not even be framed as discrimination in ANY WAY! This would be something someone could do a social study on, but is in no way racist or evil in any way.
I couldn't agree with you more...except for when you call Tom Cruise, Tom hanks.
Buck Weet Crap.. I did do that. I'll own it. I'm not proud of it... but it's not like I'm gonna edit the comment and pretend it never happened...
+Pecola1FromScratch tom cruise not tom hanks xD but that fucking made me day seriously, tom cruise is a cock and he deserves to be forgotten that easily xD
Gaming Greats Yeah, I saw that afterwards, but decided to just leave it. :P
+Pecola1FromScratch Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise. They both suck so you were right to get them mixed up.
Now THAT was useless.
Ecosystem... This is hilarious😂
I’m just loving this cause of The Specials, saw them last year, they where amazing
Wow given the average english woman is more attractive than the average american woman, you really shouldn't throw stones when you're in a glass house
She was a lovely woman on the inside, but I'm sorry - Brits still claim Princess Diana was beautiful. If this is who you're holding up as the epitome of British beauty, we Americans will continue to mock you.
Pr0fessorScience
I don't know anyone who's done that, though I know quite a few yanks who seemed to think the spice girls were the hottest women ever back in the day.
JD1010101110 Wow lol, never heard of THAT. Posh, yes, but you guys seem to love her, too, so I don't know if that counts. Seems like the real consensus is that everything we know is anecdotal, and therefore meaningless. And we still pathetically drool over your accents (even Eliza Doolittle sounds fancy to most of us), so you'll always have that on your side lol :-) Living in NYC has probably ruined me for making this comparison btw - everyone here walks EVERYWHERE, and fashion matters way more than it probably should.
hakasims This. Although in a cruder sense it could be simplified to: "Many Americans may consider pasty British women to be 'bland' compared to the 'usual' melting pot." But to each his own of course. (backpedaling)
No, I've been to both countries and American women have it all over English women.
Yay, I balanced the likes and dislikes to 6381 each. Because Bruce Willis mentioning a foreign film incorrectly apparently makes him delusional.
Bruce is the fkn best! Omg this was amazing 😂
I'm totally behind all of the clips except the Tom Cruise one, just because it was pretty evident he was trying to make the reporter feel awkward. He didn't not understand what a prank was, he was trying to humiliate the dude by forcing him to dissect why he thought it was funny (and making him confront that it wasn't). I actually thought it was pretty clever.
This seems really unfair to the people he's talking about.
That Harvey Weinstein joke has a whole new meaning now.
I mean, the towie guy might well just be super dyslexic.
I can't wait for cracked to come out with a video titled "X number of cracked staff members who have poor presentation skills and even poorer article content".
He's wearing a shirt with what seems to be Mr. Rogers smiling and waving his middle finger around. Is that supposed to be funny? Like "Woah! Look at me! I wear shirts of nice guys that aren't being nice! Isn't that zany"!?
Worthless.