Maybe. I'm not sure whether to feel happy or sad about it. I'm still thinking fuck cracked. It used to be the best channel on RUclips until they businessed it out of existence
*nice to see Cracked on Swaim again... maybe they can rebuild what once was (BTW the old Cracked video people have various careers and also podcasts - check them out - they are somehow all good - a real testimate to the idiocy of the corporate management that fired lightning in a bottle) Will always have a soft-spot for Swaim though... no matter how hard he phones it in (i feel like he could just freestyle something like this)
@@pepelucho1751 I feel the same way, still bitter about what they did to something I used to enjoy for years (a decade maybe). This is the first Cracked video I've watched in a very long time. If any of the old gang come back or make appearances I'll watch them but I don't know if I'm ready to trust the rest of Cracked again yet.
Always nice to see Michael back (After Hours was one of my all time favorite series), but its extremely hard to support Cracked when i give my support to Dr.JB.
If it helps make it go down easier the corporate stiffs that all but killed cracked because the Facebook algorithm started controlling their minds are gone. As far as I know the channels is pretty much the passions project of like the only person who didn't get fired in that calamity. And Swaim is having a baby and needs cash
@@bobafettjr85kind of the same thing that happened to college humor but it was worse because they didn’t have their Sam reich- basically a bunch of suits came in, fired all the talent, told the website to make more money, and were surprised when the now artist-free cracked stopped making content that people wanted to watch
@@Kufunninapuh Oh gotcha. I thought they meant something like Michael had some allegations against him or something. I do miss old Cracked. It hasn't been the same in years.
Definitely hits different. I'm wondering who's doing the writing now, but not enough to put effort into it. It just doesn't feel very swaimy tbh, but that could just be a change in writing style over time?
One thing that seems to be in just about every sci fi, fantasy, and even other genre work is one or more people going into someone else's mind and/or dreams. Can you make a video about that?
This video had me laughing from beginning to end! Disappointed you didn't mention Klingon Bird of Prey, but at least we got the Ferengi. Consider all the jokes you could crack about black holes. Thanks for all the laughs!
S W A I M Hey fun video man. Thanks for curing my writer's block forever, by the way. I heard your method on some podcast interview you were doing and it is absolute maximum great
Literally an article less than 7 days ago said that giving rats near toxic levels of yellow food dye caused their skin to turn transparent. So it turns out yellow dye is invisibility serum and yes we are close to invisibility.
You missed the best one that recently came out. Apparently, orange dorito dye can alter the refractive index of water and fat to make them the same. the result is the ability to turn upto 2 centimeters of flesh invisible. So you can't make a whole mouse invisible, but you can make their skin invisible so you can see into the mouse.
I Love that the Tank Camo is Only good from a distance, because if you're close enough to the tank to notice its pixelation, then its likely already too late XD
Hold up… when did Swaim go back to Cracked!? I’ve just dipped back into the After Hours series et al. I dipped (in the other, cooler sense) when it all went to shit. Did they bring the old band back!?!? Have I missed years of gold??
Maybe not something for this but, how about a look at how future utopias are always portrayed as dystopias in order to further the idea that personal ambition is better than fullfilment? Otherwise future guns like rail/coil guns pewpew.
Nice to see Swaim on Cracked again!
Maybe. I'm not sure whether to feel happy or sad about it. I'm still thinking fuck cracked. It used to be the best channel on RUclips until they businessed it out of existence
We just need the other 3 and we can have After Hours again 👌
@@stueyfx9350
Long live after hours.. OG cast
*nice to see Cracked on Swaim again... maybe they can rebuild what once was
(BTW the old Cracked video people have various careers and also podcasts - check them out - they are somehow all good - a real testimate to the idiocy of the corporate management that fired lightning in a bottle)
Will always have a soft-spot for Swaim though... no matter how hard he phones it in (i feel like he could just freestyle something like this)
@@pepelucho1751 I feel the same way, still bitter about what they did to something I used to enjoy for years (a decade maybe). This is the first Cracked video I've watched in a very long time. If any of the old gang come back or make appearances I'll watch them but I don't know if I'm ready to trust the rest of Cracked again yet.
Stealthy
With
Another
Intro
Michael
Nice jab at that small rock floating around in space named for the Roman god of the underworld.
Anubis is coming o
They say Anubis is coming
@@mikebar42 Is the “they” you’re referring to yourself in your previous comment?
@@acgeewhiz I thought yt removed that... No they would be astronomers in this case... Also they might be full of crap .. hard to say ...
Swaim founded the Horton corporation(s)? I just KNEW there was something I loved about that guy!
Yesterday I passed on a Cracked video thinking, 'This type of video just isn't fun without Swaim or O'Brien'
then we the alternate individuals saw
Always nice to see Michael back (After Hours was one of my all time favorite series), but its extremely hard to support Cracked when i give my support to Dr.JB.
Agreed… the good doctor did everything he could to try and bring Cracked back, and (for whatever reason) he was also let go and/or not kept on.
We're back baybeeeeeeee~
Though I gotta say, Michael coming back after, y'know, everything-that-happened certainly hits different.
What all happened?
If it helps make it go down easier the corporate stiffs that all but killed cracked because the Facebook algorithm started controlling their minds are gone. As far as I know the channels is pretty much the passions project of like the only person who didn't get fired in that calamity. And Swaim is having a baby and needs cash
@@bobafettjr85kind of the same thing that happened to college humor but it was worse because they didn’t have their Sam reich- basically a bunch of suits came in, fired all the talent, told the website to make more money, and were surprised when the now artist-free cracked stopped making content that people wanted to watch
@@Kufunninapuh Oh gotcha. I thought they meant something like Michael had some allegations against him or something. I do miss old Cracked. It hasn't been the same in years.
Definitely hits different. I'm wondering who's doing the writing now, but not enough to put effort into it. It just doesn't feel very swaimy tbh, but that could just be a change in writing style over time?
Swaim is the GOAT!!
"I am Swaim The Whitecoat, and I come to you now at the turning of the tide!"
I’ve been watching Swaim since I was in 4th grade - he just makes me so happy, and I’m glad he’s still making things 😊
Swaim!!!!! Sooo happy to see him back!!! Can we get a new season of does not comput.
Oh, how we have missed you, Dr. Swaim!
Swain With Actual Invisibility? Masterful!
I'm always happy to see another Swaim video! ♥
WE ARE SO BACK 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Return of the king
I don't know how to like this A million times to see Michael back
Hey look who it is! Welcome back
I’m sad these videos get so little views :( I love Michael’s humor and I hope he develops in his career more
Whoever wrote this was firing on all cylinders for the first two minutes. What a strong start. A return to form. A perfect hook to keep my interest.
This man should be classified as a national treasure.
Michael Swaim? YES PLEASE!
MIKE! love to see this guy
So great to finally have Michael back!
I love Michael Swaim.
MICHAEL SWAIN BRINGING IT BACK
Been loving the content yall been creating lately.Ofc especially the Swaim return,but have been enjoying the New Cracked broadly.Keep it up💜✌️
Nice to see Cracked on Swaim again!
SWWWAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNN!!! 💪😮
I can believe bro is back, this is fantastic
Swaim back on Cracked is incredibly encouraging to see
A successful swaim. Loved this.
I would like you to cover those weird Sci-Fi jumpsuits everyone seems to have in the "Future".
The jokes in this one were all killer no filler, excellent writing and delivery!
YES!!!
he has returned!
Good to see you bro- !!! These should have way more views.
Love this. Love Swaim, love cracked.
Sh*t's
Wack
About
Invisibility
Man
Good to see you back, brother. 👊
This was your best video yet!
You know what I want, don't you? I'm
Silently
Wanting an
Actual
Invisible
Man.
Ha. I finally nailed it with something that makes sense!
But...but, even if we do find Kratos, what are we supposed to do with him? He's got Spartan rage, a Dad bod, and has survived the apocalpyse, twice!
Hey Swaim lol, I can't believe he back on cracked. I might watch this channel again lol
You nailed it but im gonna need an apology to my "Garbage Pail Kids"/"Mars Attacks" lenticular card.
Great stuff as always
One thing that seems to be in just about every sci fi, fantasy, and even other genre work is one or more people going into someone else's mind and/or dreams. Can you make a video about that?
Fantastic beginning to end
I appreciate you and thank you for making content.
do the one with heads living in jars
fine, Ill resub. only for you Swaim
MICHAEL!!!!
@7:38 does that mean Rainman's favorite airline is just "ass"?
Immortality and life extention seems like a good subject.
This video had me laughing from beginning to end! Disappointed you didn't mention Klingon Bird of Prey, but at least we got the Ferengi. Consider all the jokes you could crack about black holes. Thanks for all the laughs!
He really channeled his inner D.O.B. on this one
Awesome!!!!
We HAVE to find out why Swaim isn't with...IGN...of all places. Glad to see him back on Cracked!
More Swaim!
This isn't going to make sense if it's inaccurate, but was the costume for the gatekeeper a reference to the VHS game Nightmare? Great video, thanks!
S W A I M
Hey fun video man. Thanks for curing my writer's block forever, by the way. I heard your method on some podcast interview you were doing and it is absolute maximum great
Literally an article less than 7 days ago said that giving rats near toxic levels of yellow food dye caused their skin to turn transparent. So it turns out yellow dye is invisibility serum and yes we are close to invisibility.
Human/Animal hybrids
Lets get weird with it
Oh and great job on creating Honest Ads!
Swaim... single handedly saving cracked!
Best one yet! Just make them about anything! Hacking? Does that count as sci-fi?
You missed the best one that recently came out.
Apparently, orange dorito dye can alter the refractive index of water and fat to make them the same.
the result is the ability to turn upto 2 centimeters of flesh invisible.
So you can't make a whole mouse invisible, but you can make their skin invisible so you can see into the mouse.
Droid Swaim has a pretty good aging algorithm!
Welcome back Big Guy, you've been missed. ✨❤️✨
Uh, not by me though, I sought out Small Beans immediately, you kind of parasocially mean a lot to me 😅
It's not really troop technically, but it would cool if you did a novel length semi autobiographical work of sci-fi/ magical realism.
I Love that the Tank Camo is Only good from a distance, because if you're close enough to the tank to notice its pixelation, then its likely already too late XD
How about a video about food in pill form? Like some kind of small beans.
huh, I didn't know we were so back
Love to see you every time Swaim! Oh planet declassification burn! lMAO!
Hold up… when did Swaim go back to Cracked!? I’ve just dipped back into the After Hours series et al. I dipped (in the other, cooler sense) when it all went to shit.
Did they bring the old band back!?!? Have I missed years of gold??
Real talk, the moment they can put real invisibility on drones and aircraft and missiles it's all over
SWAIMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
huzzah for Swaim! Make another movie, buddy.
Please cover Time travel and all the movie versions of it.
Please do jaeger/mechas. I long to hear Swaim say the phrase "square-cube law" dozens of times in a 4 minute video.
You forgot about orange food dye!!
Science With An Interesting Man
How about the concept of Laser swords or light sabers. Can't wrap my head around it, how it works and why it should work
All about swaim.
Engagement!
Hey Dr. Swaim, can you quantum-explain how superheroes fly? Why can Homelander fly with Maeve but not an airliner?
The Major, you forgot the Major.
Hades, not Pluto. Pluto was his Roman counterpart.
Other future proof ideas: Well since it’s Swaim I’m sure this is already on the list somewhere but just in case it’s not, two words “SEX ROBOTS!”
So, we are invisible, momentarily? Maybe?
Can you cover time travel. Thanks
How about walking on non horizontal surfaces?
Please bring back cracked after hours with original cast
Man i said that out loud 20years ago and someone went and made it... Projector Screen Suits. Bah .. im projecting.
Bring back agents of cracked!
SWAIM!
Maybe not something for this but, how about a look at how future utopias are always portrayed as dystopias in order to further the idea that personal ambition is better than fullfilment?
Otherwise future guns like rail/coil guns pewpew.
I likes CRACKED education. Yeah, I got the Tolkien = Token funny. Yayyyy!!!!!
Actual Invisibility on Military Soldiers already exists
I'm not sure if this counts, but someone should do a thing about amnesia.
They did that last week.
@@1jotun136 ...did I forget?
Less than a minute in and u deserve the like I gave you
I miss clippy 😢
People couldnt see jesus, until there sight was healed.
I think thats the most famous episode.