Quirrell: You won't sleep on your tummy Voldemort: You won't sleep on your back Both: We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree Quirrell: We share some hands and fingers Voldemort: And yet the feeling lingers Both: We're just about as different As anyone can be... Voldemort: You like plotting a garden And I like plotting to kill Quirrell: You think that you should rule the world I think books are a thrill! Sipping tea by the fire is swell Voldemort: Pushing people in is fun as well! I like folding all my ties Quirrell: And you have no friends Hey, that's a surprise Both: I guess it's plain to see When you look at you and me We're different Different As can be Voldemort: You're a sissy, a twat, a girl! I'm the darkest of lords! Quirrell: I'm the brightest professor here I've won several awards Voldemort: My new world is about to unfold Quirrell: You got beat by a two year old Voldemort: I'll kill him this time through and through Quirrell: Or you might just give him another tattoo Both: You really must agree When you look at you and me We're different Different As can Voldemort: I'll rise again and I'll rule the world But you must help me renew For when our plan succeeds Quirrell: (Spoken) Prevails! Voldemort: Part of that world goes to you Quirrell: When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers... Voldemort: When I rule the world, I'll have snakes... Voldemort: (Quirrell:) And goblins, and werewolves (And Jane Austin novels...) A fleet of dementors And giants, and thestrals And all my Death Eaters! Both: When I rule the world!
I love this song! "sitting by the fire drinking tea is swell, pushing people in is fun as well!" I love it! also how quirrel is just singing about flowers while voldemort is listing all the things he will have under his control. LOVE THIS MUSICAL!
"i beleive that everything has a place...muggles hhave their place...mudbloods have their place....and so do your clothes; namely a dresser!!" ROFL i luv that part...absolutely
I know that this scene makes sense in the flow of the show to explain to us the relationship of these two characters. But if we think realistically, how is this the first time they’re having these argument? They’ve been connected for a while at this point
This reminds me of the video where they are trying to remember how La la Land went and Jamie was describing that song called what a waste of a lovely night or something like that
Tonight I was around this guy with a really bad stutter and my head started hurting really bad. I met Quirrel. I was way more excited then I shouldv'e been.
QUIRRELL: Listen, if we're going to be in the situation for a while, we're going to have to learn to live with each other. Now, I've been single for all of my life, and I have some habits! And sometimes I leave dirty laundry around! VOLDEMORT: Well, I believe that everything has its place! Muggles have their place. Mudbloods have their place. And so do your clothes! Namely, a dresser! QUIRRELL: Well! Aren't we an odd couple? [QUIRRELL] You won't sleep on your tummy [VOLDEMORT] You won't sleep on your back [QUIRRELL & VOLDEMORT] We're quite a kooky couple, you'll agree [QUIRRELL] We share some hands and fingers [VOLDEMORT] And yet the feeling lingers [QUIRRELL & VOLDEMORT] We're just about as different as anyone can be [VOLDEMORT] You like plotting a garden And I like plotting to kill [QUIRRELL] You think that you should rule the world I think books are a thrill Sipping tea by the fire is swell [VOLDEMORT] Pushing people in is fun as well I like folding all my ties [QUIRRELL] And you have no friends, hey, that's a surprise [QUIRRELL & VOLDEMORT] I guess it's plain to see When you look at you and me We're different, different as can be [VOLDEMORT] You're a sissy, a twat, a girl! I'm the darkest of lords! [QUIRRELL] I'm the brightest professor here I've won several awards [VOLDEMORT] My new world's about to unfold [QUIRRELL] You got beat by a two-year-old [VOLDEMORT] I'll kill him this time, through and through [QUIRRELL] Or you might just give him another tattoo [QUIRRELL & VOLDEMORT] You really must agree When you look at you and me We're different, different as can- [VOLDEMORT] I'll rise again, and I'll rule the world But you must help me renew For when our plan succeeds [QUIRRELL] Prevails [VOLDEMORT] Part of that world goes to you [QUIRRELL] When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers [VOLDEMORT] When I rule the world, I'll have snakes! [VOLDEMORT & (QUIRRELL)] And (Jane Austen novels) goblins and werewolves, a fleet of Dementors And giants and Thestrals, and all my Death Eaters [QUIRRELL & VOLDEMORT] When I rule the world
I made a Starkid Quote today and evryone stared at me....and I found out my neighbor's kid is allergic to peanuts and shellfish and started sing Dark Sad Lonly Knight.it was hilarious the looks I got.
Quirrel: You won't sleep on your tummy. Voldemort:You won't sleep on your back. I thought the problem was that they both wanted to sleep on their backs?
Technically no. So long as you don't charge for the event. And if you _do_ somehow get in trouble with Warner Bros., then Starkid can't be held responsible.
"Well arent we an odd couple!" *sitcom laugh track plays*
Voldy sleeping on his tummy and Quirell sleeping on his back is the same thing
Noticed that too. That bothers me so much.
I noticed that too, haha.
I think Voldy is saying 'you WON'T sleep on your back" as in, he is forcing Quirell not to.
Daniel Hickey whoa
THANK YOU! He's like 'you won't sleep on your back', that's exactly what he wants to do! Fucking hell.
"I like folding all my ties,"
"And you have no friends, hey! That's a surprise"
My favorite part of this whole song
mine is "sipping tea by the fire is swell"
"Pushing people in is fun as well"
My Only Number One Chingu just read this as he was saying it
when i rule the world i'll plant flowERRRRS
kae m when I rule the world I’ll have SNAKES!
AND JANE AUSTEN NOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS!
😂
And Goblins and Werewolves, a fleet of Dementors and Giants and Thestrals and all my Death Eaters!-
@@Lilbeanz19 when I rule the woooooorld
QUIRRELLDEMORT FOR LIFE
I love this song so freaking much. And Joe Walker.
Draco Malfoy no
@Draco Malfoy God damnit, Draco.
joe walker though 😍
"You got beat by a two year old!" XD
Harry was one year old!
'You like plotting to garden and I like plotting to kill' is by far the best part for me ◕_◕
shxckwxves It's so great 😂
Quirrell:
You won't sleep on your tummy
Voldemort:
You won't sleep on your back
Both:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
Quirrell:
We share some hands and fingers
Voldemort:
And yet the feeling lingers
Both:
We're just about as different
As anyone can be...
Voldemort:
You like plotting a garden
And I like plotting to kill
Quirrell:
You think that you should rule the world
I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fire is swell
Voldemort:
Pushing people in is fun as well!
I like folding all my ties
Quirrell:
And you have no friends
Hey, that's a surprise
Both:
I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me
We're different
Different
As can be
Voldemort:
You're a sissy, a twat, a girl!
I'm the darkest of lords!
Quirrell:
I'm the brightest professor here
I've won several awards
Voldemort:
My new world is about to unfold
Quirrell:
You got beat by a two year old
Voldemort:
I'll kill him this time through and through
Quirrell:
Or you might just give him another tattoo
Both:
You really must agree
When you look at you and me
We're different
Different
As can
Voldemort:
I'll rise again and I'll rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds
Quirrell:
(Spoken) Prevails!
Voldemort:
Part of that world goes to you
Quirrell:
When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers...
Voldemort:
When I rule the world, I'll have snakes...
Voldemort: (Quirrell:)
And goblins, and werewolves
(And Jane Austin novels...)
A fleet of dementors
And giants, and thestrals
And all my Death Eaters!
Both:
When I rule the world!
Thank you! :)
-Lyrics-
Somebody once told me the world was gonna rule me
nevr noticed before but quriell starts singing JANE AUSTEN NOVELSSS ! whilst voldy's singing
You like plotting a garden, and I like plotting to kill
My smile is too wide for my face it hurts when I listen to this song.... :D
Olivia Brennand SAME
Believe in a smiling god
My favourite part of this is when Voldemort says that he would push someone in the fire
Phil: sipping tea by the fire is swell
Dan: pushing people in is fun as well
😃PHANDOM!!!!1!1!1!!!1
y e s
Nicole Cranham * attacked *
You cannot escape the phandom no matter where you go😂
SOME9NE FINALLY GETS IT
3 dislikes. Thanks Hermione!
I think you meant Herman 😂
It's all pure fault jafar
I love this song! "sitting by the fire drinking tea is swell, pushing people in is fun as well!" I love it! also how quirrel is just singing about flowers while voldemort is listing all the things he will have under his control. LOVE THIS MUSICAL!
"-Sipping tea by the fire is swell
-Pushing people in is fun as well !"
My only two moods, there is no in-between
"You like plotting a garden...I like plotting to kill!" oooomg
X'D The "I'll plant flowers" part cracks me up every time.
Quirrel: 'when i rule the world ill plant flowers'
Me: yeah flowers voldemort can't smell
Haha😂
did anybody else notice that since theyre connected by the back the positions they said they dont like to sleep at dont actually contradict?
It has been bothering me since the day I heard it
What is this tumblr
I saw someone saying what Voldy meant was an order like 'you WONT sleep on your back' if that makes sense
Yep
+Rose Tyler exactly, because quirrell mentioned that on his back was the only comfortable position
JANE AUSTEN NOVELS!!!
and yet the feeling lingers...
Quirrel roasting Voldey shamelessly in this song is amazing :p
"i beleive that everything has a place...muggles hhave their place...mudbloods have their place....and so do your clothes; namely a dresser!!"
ROFL i luv that part...absolutely
Thanks a lot, Joe Walker. You just made this really awkward for everyone by making Voldmort sexy.
No dislikes. That makes sense
I want to be Quirrell's friend. Because we totally have the same interests. I love flowers and Jane Austen novels. :)
I know that this scene makes sense in the flow of the show to explain to us the relationship of these two characters. But if we think realistically, how is this the first time they’re having these argument? They’ve been connected for a while at this point
or you might just give him another tattoo
calleysalley I read this right when that part came up😂😂
"And you have no friends! Hey! That's a surprise!"
This song has so many great lines! I love this musical! I can't wait for the sequel!
I love Joe and Brian so much! They are so funny!
"Muggles have their place. Mudbloods have their place. And so do your CLOTHES. Mainly a dresser...!" XD
JediProxy Read this as it came on lmao XD
*Namely
"I'll kill him this time, through and through!"
"Or you could just give him another tattoo..."
XD I love these two WAY too much
Imagine Yellow and Blue Diamond singing this
I'm SO Gonna make Gaston and Frollo sing this!
"When I rule the world I'll plant flowers!"
BEST LINE!
this is the point when i started shipping Quirrelmort
My favorite part of this song has to be "Jane Austen Novels!"
dying xDD
"I'll kill him this time, through and through!"
"Or you might just give him another tatoo..."
Go Quirrlmort!
Well. Aren't we an odd couple! Omr XD
This reminds me of the video where they are trying to remember how La la Land went and Jamie was describing that song called what a waste of a lovely night or something like that
What does quirrel say when voldy says his goblins and thestrals thing? I can't make it out
+Veronica Whittenburg He says: And Jane Austin Novels!
"Well, Aren't we an odd couple?!"
“You got beat by a two year old” my favourite line
My favorite line is
"Sipping tea by the fire swell
PUSHING PEOPLE IN IS FUN AS WELL"
nuggets for hire second account it’s a very good line
The theme of this song reminds me of Thrill Of First Love in Falsettos
sitting by the fire drinking tea is swell, pushing people in is fun as well! that my favorite
me and fictionrules do too. We annoy everyone at school, but that is just a bonus! I love this musical so much, very funny, and touching, sort of
best song in the musical!
this was stuck in my head ALLLLLL DAY!
Part of that world will go to you!
Sipping tea by the fire is swell, pushing people in is fun as well xD LOVE IT!
lol i never thought of voldemort and quirrel having a romance. simply brilliant
0 dislikes? THAT'S TOTALLY AWESOME!!
5
PREVAILS !
Quirrelmort is the best wow
the best love song even sung
They are so in love!
This is the BEST thing on youtube.
54 days til the deathly hallows!!
I didn't like this song when I first heard it, but now it's one of my favorites in the musical!
@Got2BeEmily He means that he won't let Quirrel sleep on his back. Haha, yeah it confused me at first, too XD
uh.. what have a stumbled upon?
i found the “Thrill of first love” on crack
BEST COMMENT!
But it's A Very Potter Musical and you should definitely check it out if you haven't already it's hilarious and amazing.
"Well, aren't we a weird couple?" Yes, Quirrel, you are a weird couple.
I'll him this time! Or maybe you'll give him another tattoo
Love it❤️
This could easily be between Logan and Remus from Sanders Sides.
yh and "you got beat by a 2 year old"
and "or you might just give him another tatto"
best bromance in the history of bromances
romance*
Voldemort totally stole the show
Tonight I was around this guy with a really bad stutter and my head started hurting really bad. I met Quirrel. I was way more excited then I shouldv'e been.
QUIRRELL: Listen, if we're going to be in the situation for a while, we're going to have to learn to live with each other. Now, I've been single for all of my life, and I have some habits! And sometimes I leave dirty laundry around!
VOLDEMORT: Well, I believe that everything has its place! Muggles have their place. Mudbloods have their place. And so do your clothes! Namely, a dresser!
QUIRRELL: Well! Aren't we an odd couple?
[QUIRRELL] You won't sleep on your tummy
[VOLDEMORT] You won't sleep on your back
[QUIRRELL & VOLDEMORT] We're quite a kooky couple, you'll agree
[QUIRRELL] We share some hands and fingers
[VOLDEMORT] And yet the feeling lingers
[QUIRRELL & VOLDEMORT] We're just about as different as anyone can be
[VOLDEMORT]
You like plotting a garden
And I like plotting to kill
[QUIRRELL]
You think that you should rule the world
I think books are a thrill
Sipping tea by the fire is swell
[VOLDEMORT] Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
[QUIRRELL] And you have no friends, hey, that's a surprise
[QUIRRELL & VOLDEMORT]
I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me
We're different, different as can be
[VOLDEMORT]
You're a sissy, a twat, a girl!
I'm the darkest of lords!
[QUIRRELL]
I'm the brightest professor here
I've won several awards
[VOLDEMORT] My new world's about to unfold
[QUIRRELL] You got beat by a two-year-old
[VOLDEMORT] I'll kill him this time, through and through
[QUIRRELL] Or you might just give him another tattoo
[QUIRRELL & VOLDEMORT]
You really must agree
When you look at you and me
We're different, different as can-
[VOLDEMORT]
I'll rise again, and I'll rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds [QUIRRELL] Prevails
[VOLDEMORT] Part of that world goes to you
[QUIRRELL]
When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers
[VOLDEMORT]
When I rule the world, I'll have snakes!
[VOLDEMORT & (QUIRRELL)]
And (Jane Austen novels) goblins and werewolves, a fleet of Dementors
And giants and Thestrals, and all my Death Eaters
[QUIRRELL & VOLDEMORT] When I rule the world
As if there are people that dont know these lyrics by heart😄
I
02:23 annnnd Jane Austen novvvvveeeelllllssss lol 😂
Proud to say I know all the words :D
I made a Starkid Quote today and evryone stared at me....and I found out my neighbor's kid is allergic to peanuts and shellfish and started sing Dark Sad Lonly Knight.it was hilarious the looks I got.
me too me and my friend quote and sing this daily
Pushing people in is fun aswell :D
Joe Walker made UMBRIDGE hot.
Professor quirrell sounds like John mullaney
au where john mulaney is quirrell
Omg 💀
And Jane Austen noveeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllssssssssss! :D
Voldemort + Quirrel = TRUE LOVE
When I rule the world, I'll have...SNAKES
And you have no friends, HEY that's a surprise!
@mizzmissy122 But Voldemort says 'You won't sleep on your back' When the problem was that they BOTH wanted to sleep on their backs.
These comments are keeping me alive XD
Joe Walker made Lord Voldemort hot. I didn't even know that was possible.
...and Jane Austen noveeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllsssss!!!!
Ah Voldy and Quirell......I'd ship that....
Quirrellmortttttttttttttt
There's a very good reason for the 0 dislikes on this video :)
Quirrel: You won't sleep on your tummy.
Voldemort:You won't sleep on your back.
I thought the problem was that they both wanted to sleep on their backs?
I fucking love joe walker
@WarringWithMadness ...its 'prevails'
@daNCefORevER189 i do that to my sibilings :) and also when lucius goes :dont every tell me what i cant do, i'de watch my tounge if i were...ect i
@FudgeandPixy hahah :)
Quirrell, I know I have no friends. At least I don’t have two faces.
omg this is literally the hp version of anything you can do i can do better lmao from annie get your gun
is there copyright infringement to preform this at an individual exhibition event? like, very low level event i mean.
Technically no. So long as you don't charge for the event. And if you _do_ somehow get in trouble with Warner Bros., then Starkid can't be held responsible.
trying to right a story but keep getting caught up in starkid songs