Funny RPG Logic Compilation - Part 12
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- Опубликовано: 3 дек 2019
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Игры
The NPC cry is the best thing ever
0:11?
1:31 The imitation is great too
you say that cuz you havent heard anya cry in TERA's tutorial
I actually hate it, but it works so well for this series
Uhu Ahu Uhu
Love how Ben the Bandit keeps becoming more self aware every time he shows up.
Yes. that's really made well. Since i love the muggers anyway i love that fact even more
Headcanon: the asshole adventurer is actually Ben the Bandit. He became so self-aware that he started acting the part of a player
@@BloodyClash I’m pretty sure Charles the mugger (are they also a bandit?) and Ben the adventurer are the same person.
@@killerwolf9409 Obviously Ben the adventurer was once an adventurer until he started crafting wares for other adventurers and accidentally became an NPC in the process. Unable to understand his sudden change, he became a mugger until his past life kept bringing him back to the realization that he lived in a digital world. Eventually Ben's NPC programming became corrupt sending him to a void digital world where he can only appear when other adventurers came across him as other NPC's regarded him as a crazed maniac... Duh
@@InfamousX1000 so what we’re saying is every sketch with Ben as an adventurer takes place before the crafting episode?
That wizard from the “press c” sketch deserves his choccy biscuit
Gotta love that part
Yas
yes, yes he does
It took me almost a year to realize that he's Hamish
Indeed, he does! His acting is on point.
9:07
Love how he goes through all that effort to get the potion and then proceeds to not even get hit once anyway, rendering it useless.
Which is mostly what happens when you do that.
I love this content.
Well, he would need full health further. So, not a complete waste.
@@jampubharadwaj9374 , True but I imagine he could’ve found a way to heal that didn’t involve selling all of his worldly possessions.
It gives you more boost and you fight better. It's more psychological 😅
I usually find myself more likely to take needless damage when I'm panicking over my health status haha
"That's a Dragon"
"Oh, yeah... _let's_ _mug_ _him!"_ 🤣
Aka every player character ever
"Umm... No"
"But he is 1, and we are 2"
Poor poor Ben. Code is cruel)
“Oi! What are we?”
Let Smauq him?
>Robbed the Thieves Guild.
>Can’t afford health potion.
Anyone else see the irony?
LOL, you are right.
I cant see
skyrim logic
He obviously had no time to trade in the quest item for a reward when the guard is still chasing hm.
NPC-man is an honest trader, he doesn't accept stolen goods. ;)
"I always have gold on me but I don't go announcing it to the world!" Nice one Greg.
Truly an NPC things 😅😅
Bernard the mugger wanting to rob a dragon, reminds me of Skyrim thieves walking up to my Dragonborn wearing a fully enchanted dragon bone set with a sword and shield and asking me to hand my gold if I want to live. Oh those sweet summer children.
Or a bunch of drunks trying to mug a well armed witcher
But there's 2 of them and only 1 of you! I'll bet on the muggers any day!
@@executioner_ecgbert884 It's particularly bad since Geralt is canonically famous all across the continent, such that almost everyone who hears his name knows exactly who he is. There aren't that many white haired witchers
@@executioner_ecgbert884 haha
Better then the lady from fallout who tries to trick you into thinking her friend is injured just to ambush you... you know while your in full power armor with minigun
I'm starting to wonder if the dumb mugger knows the smart mugger is in danger of being self-aware, and resets his programming by asking him what they are.
Leon Embers genius
But he would have to be self-aware himself in order to know that.
@@Igrium "what are we"
@@Gussyboy06
“We’re muggers”
@@bonyfax2345 "and what do muggers do"
I dont know why I love the ones where NPC's flirt with being self aware.
Brian Sheppard maybe because we’re all NPCs flirting with being self-aware.
@@Aqua03 #RedPill
Timecode?
@@Aqua03 Man. I came here looking for laughs, now I'm getting existential crisis like crazy.
@@user-ux1bn4vi5f The first skit
“Thanks for wasting my time”
“Your welcome”
That sounds like something I would say to someone I hate
I actually think I’ve said that to someone before when I worked in customer service. On occasion my mouth would get the better of me and I’d just have to hope I didn’t get written up.
@@nurse0857 I was well known for not putting up with customer's attempts at jokes. If they were good jokes, fine. If not I was not going to fake laugh for them.
A table of five 40 something women sat down. First 3 ordered steak Mid Rare, I tell all 3 "Out mid rare is barely warm to the touch and red all the way through, does that sound right?"
So far so good. The 4th lady also orders Mid Rare, I repeat myself and the 5th lady speaks up and says "Yeah! She likes her steak like she likes her men!" and she starts laughing like it's the best joke in the world.
I look right at her and say "What do you mean? Dead, barely warm, and bleeding?"
I still don't understand what she meant to this day. She appreciated my reply as much as I did her joke (not at all).
I fucking hate people, yet I somehow made the best money in the franchise as a server. I think people gave me extra money as a "sorry I was an idiot" tax.
6:22 " I deserve my lil' choccy biscuit", I'm DEAD XD
Then how did you comment?
@@ThePhantom-jd3su afterlife confirmed
@@ThePhantom-jd3su necromancy
@@goblinoideNecromancy, not even once.
That “old friends” episode perfectly captured the feeling of meeting an old friend ingame
YES
Had a friend that i used to play OG burning legion with... Found out she lived in my city then found out she worked at the grocery store down the street... We used to have lan parties and so much fun. Then i moved out of town and we lost touch... Would be great to run into her again on a classic server
@@renzod0332 hopefully you will get to see her again mate
LOOKING FOR A HEALER
Has happened to me too many times! I was once being chased in pubg and went for a drive by on a guy hiding in a bush. It was my friend lord commander 😂
The loop will always be my favorite!!!! 😂😂 “less talk, more give” 😂😂
It's my fav
Same
“Please don’t hurt me, I’ll give you what I can but it isn’t much
@@thecanadianbeast4858
*pathetic cry*.mp4
....less talk...MORE GIVE
8:43 that Rowan's reaction while paused was funny as hell :D
"Adventurer! You're going to pay for stealing from the Thieves Guild!"
I sense some Terry Pratchett humor going on there.
Just what I was thinking
"Hey! Less talk, more give!"
Letsmugem!
Please, don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home!
...and server crash.
You better cough up then!
@@AoiAriBerry I don't have much, but I'll give you what I can!
How did the dragon burned the muggers? There's literally 2 of them and 1 of him.
Joseph Daniel Jireh Dimacali WELL LETS ALL MUG HIM
There’s 1 of him there’s 3 of us let’s go mug em
Yeah but that dragon slayed the entire nation of new smaghenbaugen dint he?
That was the best time to apply the Wilhelm scream too.
@@Ehxx Yeah, but what are we ?
6:20
"I think I deserve my little choccy biscuit"
Best line. Get me every time.
GIVE THE MAN HIS CHOCCY BISCUIT1
“Shade away” will be my new way of abruptly ending a conversation and leaving lol
I’m not gonna lie, that first scene was almost terrifying. The churning in the background along with the constant repeating dialogue was almost nightmarish.
Existential horror. Like the time the fisherman was being bullied and his eyes were screaming while he had this simple grin on his face. Or when the woodcutter was made briefly self aware that he had been chopping forever.
@@ladyreverie7027 Or when the garlic farmer broke character and almost turned slasher on the adventurerer that skipped him
when u say it like that it got scarier
It's how my dreams be lol
20:25
- What are we?
- Modders
- And what do modders do ?
- They mod people
- SO LET'S GO MOD HIM
Zabethys empty plate yes it is
Thomas and friends
Skyrim Thomas the tank engine train dragon intensifies
8:52 wait a minute, did he just drop the vial instead of eating it ????
Thats. Not a he thats a it
17:01 This is the REAL reason why you unlock Unrelenting Force in Skyrim first
I think what I love most about NPC man is he wants to help. No matter the player or how they treat him. All he wants is to assist you as best he can to fulfill your quest.
Well his sheep have rum amok. What ya gonna do? He needs a brave adventurer like you.
This channel has gotten pretty big! I bet they have a lot of gold!
You know what we should do?
*LET'S GO MUGEM*
/shade
Obviously we should loot all their items, then sell the items back to them for 150 gold.
Yeah,LETS MUGEM
/shadeaway
/pickpocket
the ability to not laugh and keep a straight face is amazing
I like the existential episodes, they always make me laugh repeatedly.
I get the feeling that if an NPC becomes fully aware and breaks NPC rules, they lose the ability to respawn. As in, if you forsake the constraints of being an NPC, you also lose the BENEFITS. This would mean Bernard is as self aware as Greg, but keeps resetting his friend in order to keep him alive. Asking him what muggers do is not enough to keep him reset for long though, so Bernard makes sure that when his friend is getting too self-aware, he suggests mugging something that can kill them in order to respawn the both of them. This also explains why Greg still follows the rules of quest giving, companionship, and shop-keeping. If he refuses to talk, tries to leave the adventurer, or doesn’t buy an adventurer’s junk, he would lose his respawn, which would mean he’d be able to die permanently. We’ve seen that he, as well as others like the blacksmith, can change the code. We saw this when they competed in whose quest marker was bigger.
@@jackofclubs6229 thats actually pretty genius bro makes perfect sense
That potion is fake if that a real potion he should eat that flask like normal person 😅😂
He had space in Inv
Just put strawberry juice in a round shaped bottle and you're done.
He's probably saving it for later
Maybe he's on a Glass Free diet.
"I think the unspoken truth, is the real truth here...."
The Holy School sketch is one of the best of the entire series! :)
.....*mumbles*... and then you just press 'c'
are you proud of yourself, yes I am I think I deserve a tasty biscuit. omg
Ken Savage VOUS RO DA
"Can you feel it? Can you feel me vibrating with you? VIBRAte with me! SPIRITS!"
First One (The Loop): I love how little by little, some of the other characters are becoming nearly as self-aware as Epic NPCman.
Man, you need top do a 'Best of Muggers' video - those guys have slowly become my favorite. They do that routine so incredibly well.
"LOOKING FOR A HEALEEEEEER"
Healer
Healer
Healer
Healer
Overwatch in a nutshell
"Looking for a DPS!"
-No player ever
It happened once when Kul Tiran and Zandalari was released! Everyone was tank and healer and was faster to join as DPS 😂
I have said this before, although it does fill quick lol
I've actually seen this happen for both WC and for RFC
Used to dual spec as a Shadow/Holy Priest in WoW back in the day so I could grab all the dps spots when healer spots were taken care of. Was nice.
Ever play FFXIV? It's hard to get a tank and DPS in the same duty at the same time
"I, I Think I deserve my little choccie buscuit."
8:46 “Really?!” I died!
Your impression of the streamer is so accurate it’s depressing. Some of them are beyond help. Thanks for your video
becoming self aware in the loop situation but not being able to do anything about is like our own little personal hell.
Normal people’s ringtone: Standard released
Me, an intellectual’s ringtone: 0:11
i actually want a ringtone for it, does anyone have any downloadable audio for it?
im gonna need a link for that lol
@Corey Fisher You're a dickhead.
haha mine too
@Corey Fisher Dude, being a dick on the internet won't make anything better. Just stop.
that scene with an old friend made me smile
20:00 Serious props to Watcher for keeping a straight face through this. How many takes did that take?
"thanks for wasting my time"
*"you're welcome"*
i can't-
Charles's face as he desperately fights his programming. 😂
The idea of an op mugger slaying a dragon for the sake of mugging sounds brilliant.
1:29 - Brilliantly done here. The lights are coming on... 👍
Just discovered you guys this year and ended up binge watching almost every single video on the channel within a couple of days. Right after that I became a patreon member and now my VLDL hoodie is on the way. Just doesn't make sense not to support and rep people who dedicate immeasurable amounts of time and dedication into quality content, genuinely make you smile, and live life to it's fullest with an genuine connection to their community and fans. You guys are absolutely awesome. Keep on fishin❤💙
"I think I deserve my little chocky biscuit."
A line you'd only hear here.:-)
Ahhhh!!! I never saw the old server one! That was such a cute interaction and that is how it truly feels to catch up with old friends/clan mates from past times.
i feel so bad for the one logical mugger xD. ALWAYS knowing who NOT to try and mug but his friend ALWAYS convinces him to go ahead and rush towards their deaths lmao. Everytime xD.
"If you don't give me that gold...I will mug you" I really am crying laughing at that.
I love how in the background of hearing the Tank and the Healer shouting at eachother you just hear "Mornin nice day for fishing ain't it".
"If you don't give me that gold... I will mug you!"
"That's a dragon..."
"Oh yeah... Let's mug em!"
🤣🤣🤣
"Holy shit! 5,000 bits--PROFANITY--thank you so much!"
Also, love the sneaky Hercules the Legendary Journeys sound clip 🤭 I love watching these videos and trying to see if you doubled up on any of those filming locations
Still waitin for a mug with "LET'S... GO... MUG... 'EM" on it guys!
Money is ready....!
1- The mugging on rebeat and the 1 mugger slowly realizing the loop 😂😂😂
2- they forgot to put a bucket on Greg's head when robbing his store
3- "Can you feel me Vibrate with you?" I'm dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂
16:24 I've watched this multiple times and only just noticed a flaw 😆 Eugene (if I spelt it right) the door is on his left but when they zoom in on his feet the door is on his right 🤣 just found that funny that I've only just noticed that now.
0:38
“Please don’t hurt me! I have a wife and child at home...
HURT THEM!”
Well you better cough up then!
I don’t have much, but I will give you what I can!
Less talk more give
Иван Иванов plEEEAse don’t hurt me! I have a wife and colds at home 🏡
Dark Alley no thanks
“Let’s mug him!” “ it’s 2 against one!” Lmao. That’s great
That dawning horror, the ominous music, that crying..... epic!
The look on Rowan's face at 2:15 made me choke on my drink. Was perfect, and his ears bent and squished really topped it off. 🤣
15:50 literally every npc in skyrim
Even worse in Fallout New Vegas
At least you can use unrelenting force to move them in Skyrim
@@brybryvr3769 true, I've sent Lydia flying down a lot of stairs that way
You can just tell them where to go in skyrim though.
@@darth-severus LMAO 😂
I can only hope we'll be seeing more of SilentKiller22 in future scripts.
i agree and very much want to know who she is.
I love the face of the robber when the npc keep repeating xD
I love all the VLDL actors but I have say that Ben took the top spot with his facial expressions.
The way Eugene starts twitching toward the end, while waiting for Ben to say 'less talk more give' - what a hilarious touch! He looked like a robot on the verge of breaking! XD
This needs to be a full length tv show. I’d watch. Remake the legend of the seeker! 🤣
Yeah. Miss that show.
On the other hand they’d probably just ruin it.
@@adarkwind4712 Legend of the Seeker was ruined the first time (main characters father is suddenly his brother (and blonde, apparently), and his sister isn't supposed to be introduced until MUCH later, but shows up in the first season I believe). Only good part (arguably) about that show was the casting, and only for a few characters at that (Kahlen, Zed, and Ra'al). What a complete train wreck. Would ABSOLUTELY LOVE if it got the GoT treatment, tho. We need it done justice. Seriously one of the best books I've ever read (probably the best, actually - after reading these books they literally ruined other authors for me; they're just all over the place compared to Goodkind's focused storytelling). The Sword of Truth, for anyone interested. Amazing books.
Why? Is it not good enough on youtube? Do you not watch it already? Is there really anything lacking here?
TV usually ruins things.
18:45 he legit said my name xDD
I love how Bernard just gets more and more amped up to mug the more dangerous Charles says the enemy is 😂😂😂😂
The npc stuck in the door triggered me big time sooooo relatable lmao also loved the skip on the convo.
I never saw "less talk, more give" until this vid. New fav!
I must say this fellas made youtube a happy and original place again. The muggers duo is really the best concept of comedy I've seen on this platform for many years. And what a skill on acting.
13:50
"Nice day for fishing ain't it?"
I am SO happy to have Eugenes pathetic Cry as my What's App Tone now! XDDD Never gets old ^^
I am really glad I stayed in contact with most of my guild mates from back in the day. That one really hit home in a certain way.
Holy Fire supporting character.... you absolutely killed that part
MANS PREDICTED FREE GUY LMAO
I'd love to see a version where the "adventurer" has God mode activated.
17:02 Rowan's anger seems so genuine
"10,9,2,1...*slink* "
14:12 That was fucking gold, I lost it!
I love these actors and actress! ♥ they do very well 👏 always makes me laugh out loud!! 😂🤣🤣 and that "Block" scene made my day HAHAHA
That crying will haunt my dreams 😂
Look! Suprecut!
- LETS GO WATCH EM! Ahahahahhah!
I rewatch the 1st skit a lot bc I laugh so hard every time at Ben's facial expressions as he slowly figures out what's going on! He does the expressions so well you can totally tell what his character is thinking 😂
"LOOOOKING FOR A HEEEALLER"
"LOOOKING FOR TTTANK"
😂
That got me
"Nice day for fishing ain't it? Hehu!"
Nice day for fishing AIN'T IT? huHU!
"Nice day for fishing ain't it? Hehu!"
"Nice day for fishing ain't it? Hehu!"
Once a wiseman said:
"AGHU Aghu ahu ahu"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Sorry, keyboard jam. And mental breakdown.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ......
Press C for truth
C
I read that in his voice.
HAHAHAHAHAHA dying😅😅😅😅
damn, you can really see the wheels starting to turn in his head as he realizes a problem lol
15:06 the best inspirational speech ever
"Let's mug him!" is an awesome alarm sound. Lol
"You know I'm careful I look after my goods"
*gets blindly robbed*
That was indeed the joke yes
You guys are seriously the only ones that can get me to sit through two minutes of the same dialogue over and over. Thanks for the laughs. Quality comedy.
the slow realization is absolutely amazing then when the other bandit looks at him is perfect :D
Why did the shop keeper have more than 45.000 gold😂😂
And the Bitcoins of the other kkk
Sold a Glittery Skull
@@crimsonhartman ya beat me to it by awhile
I was watching your old videos and now you posted this! Thanks for making my day. You guys are awesome!
14:48 this scene is so freaking awesome HAHA you are reeeeeeeeally good actors guys!
We hereby demand to see the bloopers from Adam cracking up like crazy to Rowan's hiphop attempts.
Seconded
The Thomas the Tank Engine mod at the end was outstanding, laughed so hard I couldn't breath 😂👍
The demeanor of Rowan's 'press C' character reminds me of Ricky Gervais :D
The friends in classic servers one kinda brought a tear to my eye. Mostly cause I remember that happening once. The memory of it is there but I can't remember all of the details, I just know it was on WoW back when I used to play it. But that was so long ago now it's all just foggy. It's amazing how we'll make friends in these games and have such good times. And then one day you or... them... just never log in again. And that's the last time you see them, and never know what may or may not have happened.
"Video games are fun when there's no challenge". My motto since getting a full time job.
11:00 is possibly the best one, it's just damn cute.
Congrats on the growth guys, it's pretty damn crazy too see how far you've come. Back in early npc man it feels like you had a million subs, or at least should of, just because of home much the videos hit home with everything you see in rpgs.
fainting__goat hits ya right in the feels, we all have those gaming friends we lost and miss