0:15 "...and that means a big payday" Oh boy, a 3 cents worth box that i have to open with a 2,50€ Key to get most likekly garbage that's worth 15 cents!
kitty cannon OMG I fucking hated that, also, wouldn't you expect to get skins and crates per contract since you paid for it, like the Halloween contracts?
Godzilla Tyrant Then this Sniper is a bit different in taste than New Weapons Soldier. I prefer New Weapons Soldier's taste cause I fed up with cod/cs:go copying camo weapon skins as well just as other TF2 weapon reskins. I swear the shout of the Sniper is definitely like the way how New Weapons Soldier react to these bullshit weapons.
''smg'' lets see what channel drinks salt when he says smg lets see muselk has like 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 smgs so if this was muselk he would be lucky
Sniper should’ve made an excuse like “I was trying to aim at the tree but your scout shot his baseball at my face so I accidentally shot your tea cup.” (1:11)
When you complete after 1,5 hours Dragon's Fury Contract and when you want to obtain it internet suddenly turns off and won't already turn on until the end of the day. Sceond day, you have to continue from 40 points. Actually happened to me
Press 1 for the aftermath of butt sux, press 2 for angry hoovy, press 3 for burning sniper, press 4 for FIRE!, press 5 for smug sniper, press 6 for scout taunting, press 7 for demo squats, press for really angry hoovy, and 9 for disappointment. Pay 0.99 for a restart button in form of 0.
New pyro update includes: all flamethrowers have a 50% longer afterburn rate, better chance to random crit, and killing an enemy now gives a 20% chance to be called a crutch Phlogs now have a 100% chance to mmph after a kill and the affect lasts for 5 minutes, still no random crits though so it's balanced
Rip gibus medic Didnt managed to get the goggles, never went tryhard, always supported the team, always was friendly, but going afk for 1 minute not in spawn murdered him Liek dis if u cri evrytaim
when you've been downloading a game for 3 days and it finally finishes downloading on your PlayStation 4 and just as you're about to open it it says update required and it won't be done for another 5 hours 6:26
That feeling when everyone want to bully the sniper but heavy and medic Medic is player that doesn't know what game he playing and doesn't know what to do Heavy didnt realize he was just doing contract And I guess scout is one bulling sniper the most, he literally just runs away when he hit the sniper like he actually wanted to bully him, and yes that one dodging part seriously he definitely want to bully him
6:40 So that's why Miss Pauling had arrow in head in "Medical Licence Please"
Neipe
And some other video explains why the administrator has a knife in her head.
I think crap matchmaking.
The Person Who Lives Under a Goddamn Rock correct
Yeah that means “bIg pAyDaY” gives him a crappy old red stock pistol that doesn’t even look good:
6:24 CRAP
new update = more contracts = crappy reskin weapons
and no new weapons
AaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
+king yoshi There will be new weapons soon for Heavy or Pyro
shadowfirered weapon skins SUCK
shadowfirered they suck balls
0:15 "...and that means a big payday" Oh boy, a 3 cents worth box that i have to open with a 2,50€ Key to get most likekly garbage that's worth 15 cents!
15 cents? HA! you'd be lucky to get more than three cents for it!
And no one will even buy it
"You wanna hear something funny? You're dead." - Sniper 2016
+Geofcraze634 (GC 634) Miss Pauling is a dead woman. She just got what she deserves.
😀😀
so tru
Indeed
I cri everytim
Tak
Ocf
669 likes nice so I won’t like
a pistol skin isn't as bad as getting a crate after a really hard contract
kitty cannon OMG I fucking hated that, also, wouldn't you expect to get skins and crates per contract since you paid for it, like the Halloween contracts?
I got a Sir Hootsalot from a halloween contract, it's not tradable but i love it anyways. Not Shootsalot. Hootsalot. The pet owl.
kitty cannon But crates were worth more than skins while the contracts were still active.
Mituna Captor But he isn't a halloween cosmetic.
Mr.Instigator
who's to say that this contract was filled out afterwords?
New weapons Sniper confirmed: 6:23
+Savage Source
Probably not. The more he fit the name "Reskin weapons Sniper"
DamashiDX Not at all, because he shouts just like the New Weapons Soldier when he see meaningless statless shit weapons just like this pistol.
He wanted a reskinned sniper rifle so I think DamashiDX is right.
Godzilla Tyrant Then this Sniper is a bit different in taste than New Weapons Soldier. I prefer New Weapons Soldier's taste cause I fed up with cod/cs:go copying camo weapon skins as well just as other TF2 weapon reskins. I swear the shout of the Sniper is definitely like the way how New Weapons Soldier react to these bullshit weapons.
Savage Source Ok.
Engineer's going to be out a job if Sniper can do that through a phone.
OH NO
At least it wasn't an SMG.
*cough* Muselk *cough*
Demo: KRAP
Lol.
''smg'' lets see what channel drinks salt when he says smg lets see muselk has like 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 smgs so if this was muselk he would be lucky
Smg is not a bad weapon. It's like the pistol for scout. Actually a little bit more accurate.
1:49 Channelling Genowhirl I see.
GENNNOOOOO
Devil Pyro returns!
Hello the little boy. I am the Pyro Man.
When Genowhirl doesn't upload:
DamashiDX, can we have new videos? pls? pls.
Do you like phlogistonators?
Based on a (wayyy) true story
DOCTOR DEMO Scout: Hey Doctor DEMO What's up ?
Smash Pixely The clouds !
*Ba dum tss*
DOCTOR DEMO lol... (*EARRAPE*) *HEY, DOCTOR !!!*
rip ears
3:55 every goddam spy main in a nutshell
Actually, it's more like the enemy hears the super loud dead ringer sound and starts becoming paranoid
I’m a spy main and yes, I use the dead ringer. Sometimes I do use cloak though. *Sometimes*
@DinoKazooh yeah I’ve become more attached to stock now. I just use dr when using EPiC tRicKsTabBeR wEEb
@@Generictf2player Same and I very rarely use dr
😀😀
He was lucky. At least he got a weapon and not a fucking case
Case is more RARER than that shit weapon.
The DES At least it's not an SMG(Ehh? References?)
1:46 "hello, the little boy, I am the pyro man; do you like phlogistinators?"
-phlog.mp4
Am wery dead
that moment when you don't get a weapon for your main
2:10 When you fail in a test you should have passed
5:34 0/10 didnt use the rediculous taunt kill hitbox
stab stab stab
_stab_ _stab_ _stab_
*s t a b s t a b s t a b*
STABSTABSTAB
Plot twist it was the taunt kill he just let go of the arrow
6:26 when there’s homework on break
6:26 The moment you realize that all your work was for nothing.
6:27 TRIGGERING INTENSIFIES
Parents when they see their kids' low grade report
This is almost too accurate. And why I'm so sick and tired of Valve doing nothing but giving out contracts and crappy reskins.
***** A matchmaking beta I'm locked out of because I can't afford a phone.
That huntsman arrow would've killed everyone on the map due to its hitbox
It's hitboxes are broken af but when I tried it I thought 'did valve nerf the hitboxes?'
6:24 - *C R A P*
1:48 fighting a pyro close range as a sniper every time
4:57
top 10 saddest anime deaths
I see Geno's pyro visited you.
Megami Tem and I see new weapons soldier is in sniper's body
I see shitty skins
im very dead
my story
complete contract
get a case
rage
i get a key
i open it
an unusual woodland warrior that is factory new
There was once a man with a balloon. The balloon popped.
The man with a balloon is now a moon.
3 spoopy 4 mees
"yknow what i learned? wait long enough and the good stuff comes to you"
Nice
Trainer Your procrastinating aren't you z
Trainer Your procrastinating aren't you Was that the isotope one?
6:01 when you get 100% on a test you barely/didn’t study for
4:55 - 5:00 this scene was more depressing than whole titanic
Music?
Just join an empty valve server and invite a friend!! Jeez it's easy!!
+YeahCoolWhatever
You right, but that Sniper don't have friends to invite :/
+DamashiDX that demo could kinda count as a friend Snoipah invited, so that he could score up points.
+NeoChomik well he blamed the sniper then he died
ColtsGamer because he is that one troll friend ...
At least we do put effort in earnings those points for the contract
"You wanna hear something funny"
"Your dead."
Haha!
It's funny cause its true!
This is how the second banana contract goes
It's a crying shame you can't use training mode for contracts, because other players will be damned if they let you complete a single contract.
4:57 you can take heavy’s sandvich, you can touch heavy’s Gun, but no one kills doctor.
Sniper should’ve made an excuse like “I was trying to aim at the tree but your scout shot his baseball at my face so I accidentally shot your tea cup.” (1:11)
Nice geno referances there, I luv them
this is basicly a extended version of the animations genowhirl makes when TF2 updates lol
i can acurately clarify that this is true. i only got 1 NON crap skin. FUCKING ONE.
Diamond What skin was it
What skin was it?
When you complete after 1,5 hours Dragon's Fury Contract and when you want to obtain it internet suddenly turns off and won't already turn on until the end of the day. Sceond day, you have to continue from 40 points.
Actually happened to me
I did mine during the lag bot incident.
3:31 when you get dominated.
I always get picked on because I had to make a new steam account!!
6:01 sound effect name? **Not Sniper laughing, or the music, the sound effect when you unbox a crate**
stock applause sfx tbh
3:03 wooow very nice this part of animation so awesome o0and nice vídeo :D
"Tem Fortress 2 - Seduce Me!"
Temmie is that you?
MattehWizard hoi
R.I.P. blue medic, you were the best.
He got a gun from the contract? I only ever got crates...
*crap
1:26 "You are dead not POOTIS soup rice" - POOTIS. 2007-2019
Me every week since november or something
I can't believe HOW DOES THIS CHANNEL NOT HAVE 1,000,000 SUBS YET??!?
1:43 what is this phlog.mp4?
I felt genuinely sad for the heavy
That gibus medic was so cute
Ethan Le ye
How it feels to chew 5 contracts.
1:48 when im pyro and when im sniper
When you play Roblox
Yeah me too its just kind of weird when i do it because playing two classes at the same time is hard for me
Press 1 for the aftermath of butt sux, press 2 for angry hoovy, press 3 for burning sniper, press 4 for FIRE!, press 5 for smug sniper, press 6 for scout taunting, press 7 for demo squats, press for really angry hoovy, and 9 for disappointment. Pay 0.99 for a restart button in form of 0.
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This is one of the inspiring videos to me whenever I first started making videos
Heavy:ITS TEA TIME DOCTOR
Medic: :>
For a guy wearing flip flops and a beanie he sure knows how to kill
Atleast he didn't get a fucking crate
5:17 had me in tears man
6:26 When I rage at TF2 and lose in TF2.
This is amazing. Such a good animator deserves way more subs like DrUnclePie (gmodder)
2:06: When you get burned into a skeleton.
I just realized where the arrow comes from now, this is some dam good consistency
5:50 huntsman arrow hitboxes in a nutshell
6:26 when i've been playing Trolldier or demoknight for an hour and my weapon drop comes in. And its just a cosmetic case
1:43 phlog pyros in a nutshell
Your sniper videos are the best i have watched this video maybe 10 times
6:25 when the light goes out
love your boss man, keep up the good work
work, it auto corrected
1:00 Team Fortress 2 virtual reality
Such a memorable tf2 video.
Better Rewards Sniper...
New pyro update includes:
all flamethrowers have a 50% longer afterburn rate, better chance to random crit, and killing an enemy now gives a 20% chance to be called a crutch
Phlogs now have a 100% chance to mmph after a kill and the affect lasts for 5 minutes, still no random crits though so it's balanced
3:27 what happend to your eye demoman
4:56 When you cant find more than one sad music (sad music).
the name of the song is michael sad writes
Okay, I need help, I can never pose the pyro's face. any advice?
If you have gmod, you can install an addon that will allow you to pose the pyros face.
Holy shit that was amazing.
So relatable and also very funny!
Don't feel bad sniper I didn't even get factory new smg.
In your vids I love how the pyros mask works and I love the dumb medic
1:26 you are ded not a big pootis xD
Must Be Le Sniper is He.
lvl sniper?
Single handenly this video has inspired 90% of the videos I post, NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GOOD VIDEO
1:46 Every Pyro Ever
Dude that pistol look great
Why it said crap
This reminds me every time I go for a girlfriend, it always has a fruitless ending.
I sure do love Pyro's face.
You forgot to add the sniper doing really well and rekting all the scrubs before he got the contract.
I like how demo said KRAP at the end
Rip gibus medic
Didnt managed to get the goggles, never went tryhard, always supported the team, always was friendly, but going afk for 1 minute not in spawn murdered him
Liek dis if u cri evrytaim
when you've been downloading a game for 3 days and it finally finishes downloading on your PlayStation 4 and just as you're about to open it it says update required and it won't be done for another 5 hours 6:26
One of the funniest tf2 gmod i ever seen.
This video shows the struggle of hunting the friendly hoovy in it's natural habitat
How mush do you think the sniper died in this video ?
I’m actually getting impressed
2:17 me after my favorite food is gone and I’m out of money to get more.
You know when I saw the phone ringing and Pauline picked it up I thought I was gonna hear New Weapons Soldier.
6:40 Well. Ain't that completing a contract. A kill contract!
That feeling when everyone want to bully the sniper but heavy and medic
Medic is player that doesn't know what game he playing and doesn't know what to do
Heavy didnt realize he was just doing contract
And I guess scout is one bulling sniper the most, he literally just runs away when he hit the sniper like he actually wanted to bully him, and yes that one dodging part seriously he definitely want to bully him
This just sums up tf2 in general for me
That Phlog pyro is an extremely accurate representation
Love it xD
Keep up the good work :)