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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @jackhutch8729
    @jackhutch8729 5 лет назад +1011

    The laggy soldier made me cry of laughter it’s too good

    • @Banatq
      @Banatq 4 года назад +4

      But why

    • @Zep2084
      @Zep2084 4 года назад +7

      @@Banatq who cares

    • @silvergaming3953
      @silvergaming3953 4 года назад +14

      @@Banatq "gamer"
      -Who plays roblox

    • @dr.sunshine5730
      @dr.sunshine5730 4 года назад +8

      Espaclly the laggy ded

    • @RatchetTheCat
      @RatchetTheCat 4 года назад +9

      @@silvergaming3953 Its not like Roblox is not a game.

  • @Drew_64
    @Drew_64 7 лет назад +888

    Ok, I don't know if it's just me, but I can't stop laughing about that glitchy Soldier XD

    • @eduardilles2623
      @eduardilles2623 7 лет назад +16

      it's not only you :D

    • @dirtkiller23
      @dirtkiller23 7 лет назад +1

      drew1212 It's me,with ping 200

    • @darkness74185
      @darkness74185 7 лет назад +3

      more like 500 pings(I've dealt with 300 something,other than the fact that back stabs/head shots are literally impossible,it's not that bad)

    • @BigguBosu117
      @BigguBosu117 7 лет назад +7

      drew1212
      I think it's as cute as the Lag Pyro

    • @ryantierney730
      @ryantierney730 7 лет назад

      YourTypicalFriendlyYoshi wqqwwwwww

  • @Ommelanden
    @Ommelanden 6 лет назад +184

    I like that f2p medic though. At least he was allways willing to fight.
    He was loud and ugly
    Now he is loud! ... and ugly
    R.I.P. snipers pocket meem

  • @scorchfire4816
    @scorchfire4816 5 лет назад +363

    8:16. This part is actually true in real life. When a team of players are in a full leading winning streak without thinking anything else. They think they can win in an instant, but when after they got all killed, losing rapidly or even the tiniest bit of losing out of the blue.
    They ragequit instantly without retrying. Same thing happen in MvM.

    • @MassiveGigaGamer
      @MassiveGigaGamer 4 года назад +44

      Well except for blu scout 2. He forgot to buy butter.

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 3 года назад +19

      Don't remind me about MvM everyone just fucken leaves after one loss and I have to find a new match because the game won't start with just me in it like wtf

    • @vdubden10
      @vdubden10 3 года назад +3

      I wasn’t there for meet your match, but I can still envision it happening. Like a crit sticky trap killing all of the enemy team on last. Ah, my brain is filled with dopamine just thinking about it

    • @link_team3855
      @link_team3855 2 года назад +4

      happens so much in mvm its very commen to requeue just because everyone left

  • @youtubevideouploadsshutdow6527
    @youtubevideouploadsshutdow6527 5 лет назад +249

    Blu team: rage quit
    Blu scout2: forgot to buy butter
    Man I laughed so hard my dog howled

  • @LaSanya2001
    @LaSanya2001 7 лет назад +511

    my favourite character from this video was the high ping soldier....

    • @VasilyMusic
      @VasilyMusic 7 лет назад +52

      It's not their fault... Playing with high ping is more painful than seeing one play.

    • @pawelwawrzyniak7359
      @pawelwawrzyniak7359 6 лет назад +13

      This soldier is me in a nutshell xD

    • @mateuszw.7905
      @mateuszw.7905 5 лет назад +4

      @@VasilyMusic that is fucking true ;(((

    • @emqbaba3890
      @emqbaba3890 5 лет назад

      What is ping

    • @mateuszw.7905
      @mateuszw.7905 5 лет назад +1

      @@emqbaba3890 latency

  • @lauralynch7226
    @lauralynch7226 7 лет назад +1881

    At least the medic was trying to help.Sniper was the only suitable healing target.Everyone else sucked.And when the sniper said no.The medic did the only thing he could do.Attack.And they were the only one who stuck to the plan.They still got the enemy's attention. It was the spys that messed up the plan. So from my point of view that noob medic did a good job.

    • @TorbsT
      @TorbsT 7 лет назад +149

      Wise words from someone who cannot spell "heartwarming" correctly.

    • @LeonCoretz
      @LeonCoretz 6 лет назад +46

      He got "Hearth's Warming Eve" mixed up in there (pony reference). But yeah I have to agree with laura, I thought that the Medic's heart was in the right place :3

    • @vaporatorthemoist5715
      @vaporatorthemoist5715 6 лет назад +30

      Actually, yeah he did a pretty good job there

    • @pinoyscratchercard271
      @pinoyscratchercard271 6 лет назад +9

      heavy is a suitable healing target too

    • @Zer01211
      @Zer01211 6 лет назад +1

      👍

  • @PootVidHere
    @PootVidHere 7 лет назад +332

    OH, how annoying it is to have a Rocket Jumper Soldier on your team who stubbornly shoots the other team with it.

    • @Maxxon89
      @Maxxon89 7 лет назад +3

      Hoovywatchessyoutube *pootis* I shoot at enemy players with it just for fun :D

    • @alialgarib6390
      @alialgarib6390 7 лет назад +1

      No,The Rocket Jumper had no damage after i tested it or a rocket jumper hitted team using itemtest in bot servers
      No one just trust this rocket jumper had no damages
      After,I played casual there was a hacker using some heavy cheats on Goldrush this is why i prefer 100'000 hackers using haxs Just do not prefer

    • @mr.fartworthy6818
      @mr.fartworthy6818 7 лет назад +1

      I tried killing people with it when i was a newb soldier in hightower, i died shortly afterwards and the soldier that killed me told me you can't kill with it. Good thing he told me.

    • @Maxxon89
      @Maxxon89 7 лет назад +1

      Mr. Fartworthy lol you should have read description of the weapon.

    • @mr.fartworthy6818
      @mr.fartworthy6818 7 лет назад

      I did but i did not fully understand the 100% damage penalty thingy.

  • @LineX240
    @LineX240 6 лет назад +287

    That was very funny vid
    good work - Soldier
    is funny to me - Heavy

    • @TheGreatestMango
      @TheGreatestMango 3 года назад

      yes this is stupid

    • @Demon-ft1th
      @Demon-ft1th 3 года назад

      Wasn't you in the Talent Show? the one with the drums.

  • @pootisspencer6999
    @pootisspencer6999 4 года назад +114

    9:10 when you get to stay home from school because of the quarantine, but they give you endless, confusing, online homework that may cause school to extend into summer vacation.

  • @oyunlarnyolcusu8568
    @oyunlarnyolcusu8568 7 лет назад +407

    1 hours to join a game is unrealastic af it should bee 7-12 hours

    • @ardnaxoy
      @ardnaxoy 5 лет назад +2

      @@xxpolatoyundababapro8912 Abartma.

    • @georgensenchua2228
      @georgensenchua2228 5 лет назад +1

      @@xxpolatoyundababapro8912 what

    • @ssabuero1234
      @ssabuero1234 4 года назад +3

      1 hours is plural now?

    • @Nuchhhhh
      @Nuchhhhh 3 года назад +3

      @@ssabuero1234 yes

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 3 года назад

      Took me 4 hours to find my game

  • @jchry3688
    @jchry3688 7 лет назад +1762

    Typical person in casual mode :
    1. The one who always gets to objective
    2. The one who always tries to get kills
    3. The one who is lagging
    4. The one who is afk
    5. The one who is hacking
    6. The one who thinks casual mode is friendly server
    7. The one who rages in the mic
    8. The one who spams lenny face or other word in chat box
    9. The one who is 10 years old trying to get free hats
    What a casual mode in a nutshell

    • @AGenericAlias
      @AGenericAlias 7 лет назад +21

      Atomizer forgot 10) the csgoscam player

    • @somethingsomething6795
      @somethingsomething6795 7 лет назад +30

      Atomizer 10. The casual F2P
      11. The guy trying to trade on a non trade server

    • @somethingsomething6795
      @somethingsomething6795 7 лет назад +16

      Atomizer 12. The quiet guy

    • @tubie9017
      @tubie9017 7 лет назад +11

      I usually try to balance between 1 and 2 (and sometimes 6 :D).

    • @FshineK
      @FshineK 7 лет назад +1

      Atomizer I'm 2 n 3

  • @captainshiverroo2970
    @captainshiverroo2970 7 лет назад +838

    #1- F2P Medic
    #2 - Laggy Soldier
    #3 - 3 dancing spys
    Is a P2P's worst nightmare

    • @pokeaust7800
      @pokeaust7800 7 лет назад +45

      Captain Shiverroo Medic helped the most, he charged sniper

    • @captainshiverroo2970
      @captainshiverroo2970 7 лет назад +23

      Ok, I didn't know because I,m not a P2P, I'm a F2P

    • @Dead_Mow
      @Dead_Mow 7 лет назад +6

      Captain Shiverroo idk how fp2 would even do competetive and that how could he only if he paid steam

    • @captainshiverroo2970
      @captainshiverroo2970 7 лет назад +8

      Yeah, because I'm a f2p myself and i don't even play competitive.

    • @asdadaadasfwe3yef456
      @asdadaadasfwe3yef456 7 лет назад +1

      Captain Shiverroo WTF F2P'S IS CANNOT BE IN THE COMPETITIV, HE NOT BUY PASS.

  • @hanknewman54
    @hanknewman54 3 года назад +37

    noob medic was the only one who actually tried to help
    maybe laggy soldier, but noob medic was better at his job

  • @renzomiranda9790
    @renzomiranda9790 3 года назад +30

    7:59 Mercenarios azules: * Saltan para matar al sniper epicamente *
    El sniper: "Ustedes contra mi solo"

  • @isntpuddy
    @isntpuddy 7 лет назад +515

    cute little gibus med

    • @Hervoo
      @Hervoo 7 лет назад +4

      so cute :3

    • @PeeterViljamaa
      @PeeterViljamaa 7 лет назад +13

      i love onion

    • @therealbubble4696
      @therealbubble4696 7 лет назад +9

      but also idiot he runs on enemy team with vita saw even though hes not healing XD

    • @alexanderpicken1899
      @alexanderpicken1899 7 лет назад

      That was me when meet your match came out. (Gibus medic)

    • @therealbubble4696
      @therealbubble4696 7 лет назад

      maybe but some are going with ubersaw on enemy team without healing..

  • @SanityDrop
    @SanityDrop 7 лет назад +1173

    Get mad at 3 useless spies
    > still playing sniper

    • @_bank7713
      @_bank7713 5 лет назад +4

      100 likes Wo ho

    • @LeSuperFishe
      @LeSuperFishe 5 лет назад +26

      BitterVoid one person cannot carry with specific characters like sniper and heavy all the time so they rely on their teammates to push forward his goal is to kill while his team is distracting them

    • @amymeadows9834
      @amymeadows9834 5 лет назад

      Where's engineer

    • @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521
      @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521 5 лет назад +1

      Eric Kim > implying if the sniper’s bad based on how you play as him versus other people’s skills with how they play as him, in which you must be very terrible as the sniper then if you find him to be bad, maybe start being soldier main and find out what’s really “useless” lmao

    • @e.j5813
      @e.j5813 5 лет назад +1

      Don’t forget a noob medic and a soldier with a bad WiFi connection

  • @alduloz111
    @alduloz111 7 лет назад +775

    I'm the laggy Soldier.

  • @Billious
    @Billious 4 года назад +94

    4:00 is me when I play medic

    • @nataliab9317
      @nataliab9317 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @JesseP.321
      @JesseP.321 2 года назад

      @@nataliab9317 ciao

    • @alejoyugar
      @alejoyugar Год назад

      As a half medic main and half soldier main.
      I can confirm

  • @br_uh8604
    @br_uh8604 4 года назад +17

    I love how medic is the most cooperative one so far

  • @burtburtist
    @burtburtist 7 лет назад +819

    You're not a soldier main unless you play at over 500 ping.

    • @doctorTF_2
      @doctorTF_2 5 лет назад +14

      im a soldier main with white painted gibus and got 800 hrs and im always on the top of the leaderboard. (if im playing on 2fort)

    • @ecksdee1248
      @ecksdee1248 5 лет назад +39

      Z. Lapu
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    • @ImKent
      @ImKent 5 лет назад +1

      @@ecksdee1248 nice

    • @kitanalathrope5230
      @kitanalathrope5230 4 года назад

      So...i'm a soldier main? Cool!!!

    • @ShiftyGuy777
      @ShiftyGuy777 4 года назад

      im also soldier but worse high ping and low fps.

  • @aces3743
    @aces3743 7 лет назад +507

    I play community servers for a reason...

    • @thederpscoutreturns8709
      @thederpscoutreturns8709 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah :l

    • @AdidasSlav
      @AdidasSlav 7 лет назад +38

      I know why.
      Highertower.

    • @sansirow4595
      @sansirow4595 7 лет назад +13

      Red Clorox Bleach No... porn servers.
      Sad reality

    • @amy-587
      @amy-587 6 лет назад +8

      I would be friendly in them but every fucking person spams things like Lenny binds.

    • @SpySniper1080
      @SpySniper1080 6 лет назад +1

      Old school, baby

  • @anyarr
    @anyarr 7 лет назад +288

    6:37 Too true.

  • @poptoptart3099
    @poptoptart3099 5 лет назад +90

    Fun fact: Today I made 18 queques....
    14 of them made me get into a group of lvl 1-10 players...
    Im a lvl 144....

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 лет назад +3

      Are you saying that you actually got into a comp game...? How............?

  • @SunHyperion
    @SunHyperion 2 года назад +6

    Pov i get the crappiest team ever

  • @bombtails
    @bombtails 7 лет назад +97

    Let's see every randomness i liked:
    Sniper's face at 2:40 makes me think he needs a weekend to relax, at the beach.
    medic is processing at 5:29
    8:17 is hilarious, i wonder if the second blue scout finally bought that butter after the video
    Also, at 8:21, while the F2P medic and the dancing spies are shocked, the lagging soldier is telling us he catched a large fish yesterday.
    9:11 could you imagine if Sniper was a saiyan? he would become a super saiyan so that he will defeat every enemy he meets.
    9:34 "Announcer is confused about the fact an arm came to the speaker"

  • @Kevinfreddo
    @Kevinfreddo 7 лет назад +254

    It's a shame, if meet your match never happened, I would still be playing TF2 regularly

    • @supervegito7834
      @supervegito7834 7 лет назад +21

      Kevin Freddo it inproved since the release

    • @protootype3217
      @protootype3217 7 лет назад +11

      Kevin Freddo what about jungle inferno?

    • @sansirow4595
      @sansirow4595 7 лет назад +6

      Protoo Type Yes, it is MUCH better now.

    • @sansirow4595
      @sansirow4595 7 лет назад

      plis cum bak Pirow updaet fixx it

    • @rachelslur8729
      @rachelslur8729 5 лет назад +4

      @@chopper6408 Hide the chat by typing *hud_saytext_time 0* in console/autoexec.cfg You can still type in chat and read messages by hitting [Enter] to manualy open chat. Chat just won't clutter your screen. Also muting people in the in-game menu not only mutes their voice but also their messages.

  • @HoovyTube
    @HoovyTube 7 лет назад +481

    This is gonna go places, boy! Great job!

    • @SergioYT222
      @SergioYT222 6 лет назад +1

      Hoovy Tube you are best :D

    • @stevemarley6062
      @stevemarley6062 6 лет назад +2

      9:11 is almost everyone's reaction to those two idiots known as gggmanlives and dishonest wolf's reviews of Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus.

    • @holyghost2379
      @holyghost2379 6 лет назад

      Hoovy Tube kkkkkkkk

    • @subsandwichwithmayo469
      @subsandwichwithmayo469 5 лет назад

      Hoovy Tube yep

    • @alexherson9088
      @alexherson9088 4 года назад

      No no no garrrrrrrr

  • @Deadchannel2381
    @Deadchannel2381 4 года назад +10

    6:43 Sniper: MED, *sees medic ded*. I love that part

  • @ghost_ship_supreme
    @ghost_ship_supreme 6 лет назад +16

    I call it "the noob lottery".
    The team that gets the least amount of noobs usually wins!

  • @diven3437
    @diven3437 7 лет назад +64

    okay those 3 spies literally can drop the beat xD

  • @MioKedama
    @MioKedama 7 лет назад +217

    This is so fucking accurate it hurts.

    • @somedesertdude1308
      @somedesertdude1308 7 лет назад

      Kendra the Woofle furfag

    • @MioKedama
      @MioKedama 7 лет назад +1

      some desert dude thats not even relevant to the conversation. Are you looking to piss me off or something?

    • @MioKedama
      @MioKedama 7 лет назад +1

      actually I'm skinny as fuck. nice try tho

    • @oblue0033
      @oblue0033 7 лет назад +1

      some desert dude Are you TRYING to start something so what his profile pic is a animal

    • @MioKedama
      @MioKedama 7 лет назад +1

      Oblue 00 he probably is trying to start shit. I _am_ a furry, but it amuses me people think we're all the same

  • @davidham1330
    @davidham1330 7 лет назад +108

    forgot to buy butter

    • @subsandwichwithmayo469
      @subsandwichwithmayo469 5 лет назад +3

      David Ham
      Like привет and классно. Doghouse wherehouse in this dimension
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    • @5teve669
      @5teve669 5 лет назад +7

      @@subsandwichwithmayo469 wtf dude are you ok

    • @subsandwichwithmayo469
      @subsandwichwithmayo469 5 лет назад +2

      5teVe hel. P

    • @probmaxx
      @probmaxx 4 года назад +2

      He's need help

    • @movedaccounts8572
      @movedaccounts8572 4 года назад +1

      @@subsandwichwithmayo469 r/ihadastroke

  • @soup9242
    @soup9242 Год назад +3

    Medic: The F2P
    Spies: The people who don’t take the game seriously
    Soldier: That guy with 1000 ping
    Sniper: The only one actually trying

  • @CricketandClover
    @CricketandClover 3 года назад +19

    Sniper: Acts like he's a pro/leader
    The three spies: doesn't do anything but chill
    Medic: Tryhard or a New Player
    Soldier: slow ass ping

    • @ki-kodevorne7318
      @ki-kodevorne7318 3 года назад

      Those spies play like I do. Easily my favorite part of this video.

  • @LordSiravant
    @LordSiravant 7 лет назад +38

    9:11
    TF2 characters screaming like that with a red background and a warped face makes me crack up every single time.

  • @Chowder908
    @Chowder908 7 лет назад +81

    Match making in a nutshell
    me and f2p snipers/spies vs Pub stomping burning team captain Unusual players.

  • @davidofportugal6795
    @davidofportugal6795 7 лет назад +547

    And That why I prefer Mann Vs Machine!

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 7 лет назад +2

      David Caetano same

    • @Maen-ne9df
      @Maen-ne9df 7 лет назад +1

      O hai M8 u are everywhere xd

    • @fawfuls
      @fawfuls 7 лет назад +24

      I dunno. Before matchmaking, mvm with random people was more decent. After the matchmaking update though, about every game I'm put into is filled with inexperienced players who don't know what they're doing. I know the point is to have fun, but it isn't fun when every game has inexperienced players.

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 7 лет назад

      7K :)

    • @figurativefluff
      @figurativefluff 7 лет назад +31

      Scout ignores money, medic doesnt get projectile shield, the spy is trying to backstab the tank and your matched to a server in north korea. Mvm sure is fun

  • @jordansimmons5315
    @jordansimmons5315 6 лет назад +6

    The moment that broke me was him looking over at the three spies, each doing a different dance taunt.

  • @acardboardbox8424
    @acardboardbox8424 6 лет назад +25

    That Lagging Soldier Is Basically Me Every Time I Join A Server-

  • @holidayspirit-
    @holidayspirit- 7 лет назад +230

    My match making experience:
    My team :
    FTP
    FTP
    FTP
    KINDA PRO
    ME
    FTP
    Enemy team :
    PRO
    PRO
    PRO
    FTP (Gets kicked out at the start)
    PRO
    PRO
    KINDA PRO

    • @ferbthe2gadgetguy
      @ferbthe2gadgetguy 7 лет назад +2

      He said he it was his matchmaking experience.
      OP needs to be clear with his comment.

    • @walkingstickman1
      @walkingstickman1 7 лет назад +9

      HolidaySpirit and people wonder why there isn't a serious comp tf2 scene nowadays

    • @B.B.B
      @B.B.B 7 лет назад +1

      HolidaySpirit saem

    • @Dead_Mow
      @Dead_Mow 7 лет назад +1

      Hoovywatchessyoutube in a way if they bought a pointless or another game

    • @Dead_Mow
      @Dead_Mow 7 лет назад +1

      HolidaySpirit im the in the middle not a pro or noov

  • @chaosinc.382
    @chaosinc.382 7 лет назад +81

    My first Comp game: *got steam rolled because I hadn't picked up the game in a while and the enemy team all had gold weapons, unusuals, and like 50 levels under their belt.
    Second Comp Game: Got steam rolled because the rest of my team left.
    Third Comp Game: Didn't happen because I dropped the game for a month and now only play casual.

    • @CorvoTanuar
      @CorvoTanuar 7 лет назад +7

      don't forget that everytime you're winning, someone from the opponent team dc so the score won't get counted, but when you're losing, no one will dc so your exo will decrease. that shit happened to me 5 times in a row, competitive match is a myth to me.

    • @vexmythoclast3223
      @vexmythoclast3223 7 лет назад

      Chaos inc. I

  • @DamashiDX
    @DamashiDX  7 лет назад +51

    Over 100.000 views in 5 days? Thanks :3
    Anyway, for those interested I have a bunch of maps. It contains, among other things, the "Hall of Winners" you saw in this video.
    www.mediafire.com/file/fu7id1m2jfrqbjz/Hall+of+Winners+Room.rar

    • @VasilyMusic
      @VasilyMusic 7 лет назад

      I'm your big fan, dude! Your sniper_having_tea_but_everybody_is_doing_crappy_taints.Gmod and "Sage Scout and Wise Sniper Wisdom Spencer Quest" are awesome videos! I watch them since 2014.

    • @mull3r701
      @mull3r701 7 лет назад

      vc e americano ou brasileiro?

    • @tomasgrane9401
      @tomasgrane9401 7 лет назад

      thx

    • @vaporatorthemoist5715
      @vaporatorthemoist5715 7 лет назад

      Czyli lepiej nie kupować przepustki do trybu rankingowego

  • @robloxtestdummyaccountdele2861
    @robloxtestdummyaccountdele2861 2 года назад +18

    This part got me laughing so hard
    6:36

  • @rydernguyen9236
    @rydernguyen9236 5 лет назад +7

    6:03 when the kritzkrieg medic ubercharges a cloaked enemy spy with an ambassador.

  • @nickolson7825
    @nickolson7825 7 лет назад +14

    2:02 that soldier in the background had it easy

  • @DamashiDX
    @DamashiDX  7 лет назад +102

    I also encourage you to enter my Twitter :3
    twitter.com/DamashiDX

    • @olgjard2413
      @olgjard2413 7 лет назад

      DamashiDX, Can I ask you just to know, how much time did you spent on that animation?

    • @gaben_lord339
      @gaben_lord339 7 лет назад

      DamashiDX u he's

    • @Xofan95
      @Xofan95 7 лет назад

      really great x3

    • @tobimadara7539
      @tobimadara7539 7 лет назад

      DamashiDX Xddddddd

    • @vrowe9538
      @vrowe9538 7 лет назад

      DamashiDX hi! Why dont you use sfm models? They have better quality

  • @chellinacell7450
    @chellinacell7450 7 лет назад +104

    TF2 matchmaking in a nutshell: Noobs vs Pros

  • @PrincessOfFriendship
    @PrincessOfFriendship 2 года назад +2

    So we got
    AFK Medic
    Lag Soldier
    Three Dancing Idiots

  • @bananapowers85
    @bananapowers85 4 года назад +7

    That moment you’ve waited a whole hour to get into a match with toxic sweats

  • @fortress2270
    @fortress2270 7 лет назад +521

    I always get crappy team.

    • @aaaaaaaaasssssddffffffff
      @aaaaaaaaasssssddffffffff 7 лет назад +25

      Fortress22 who doesn't?

    • @sparnage7360
      @sparnage7360 7 лет назад +5

      Me.

    • @alexthewolf7633
      @alexthewolf7633 7 лет назад +11

      when ever i get a bad team i teach them a bit and well they get batter some dont listen but i get threw it and we win
      also one time i joined agame and my intire team were f2ps and there were reaily good so ya f2ps dont suck

    • @exo2402
      @exo2402 7 лет назад

      Fortress22 me too

    • @axolotl0376
      @axolotl0376 7 лет назад

      Yep

  • @pauligoa4053
    @pauligoa4053 7 лет назад +9

    I love the glitchy soldier

  • @edgyname1006
    @edgyname1006 7 лет назад +67

    I wish I could stop time when I'm snipping, Nobody would stand a chance!

    • @gunma747j
      @gunma747j 7 лет назад +8

      Mario DukeOps ZA WARUDO!!!

    • @adampeters892
      @adampeters892 7 лет назад +12

      I'd still fucking miss knowing my luck

    • @RandoGrunt
      @RandoGrunt 7 лет назад +17

      I can shoot the wings off a fly and headshot a double-jumping Scout.
      I still miss the goddamn heavy shooting his minigun.

    • @ooofamlel6842
      @ooofamlel6842 7 лет назад

      @RandoGrunt It's probably because sumthin or hes firing at you which makes you flinch and annoyingly aim your gun up like if you got startled.

    • @RandoGrunt
      @RandoGrunt 7 лет назад

      Nope. He's not even looking at me!

  • @bilosantiago356
    @bilosantiago356 6 лет назад +13

    6:36 accurate representation of my computer in match making

  • @DesertFoxWITHAFREAKINGKNIFE
    @DesertFoxWITHAFREAKINGKNIFE Год назад +1

    That one BLU Scout forgot to buy the butter.

  • @mrdarkness9643
    @mrdarkness9643 5 лет назад +25

    9:10 when school goes on forever

  • @thespy632
    @thespy632 5 лет назад +24

    3:23
    I mean I would be fine with these spies on my team

  • @FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo
    @FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo 7 лет назад +49

    8:06 Top 10 Most epic wins on anime.

    • @JesusYT-wo9vu
      @JesusYT-wo9vu 3 года назад +1

      como se llama esa

    • @FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo
      @FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo 3 года назад +1

      La Machina

    • @JesusYT-wo9vu
      @JesusYT-wo9vu 3 года назад

      a gracia estaba buscando esa

    • @JesusYT-wo9vu
      @JesusYT-wo9vu 3 года назад

      a y como se llama ese sonido el q muriendo azul

    • @FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo
      @FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo 3 года назад +1

      @@JesusYT-wo9vu No tiene nombre, es simplemente el sonido que suena cuando consigues una o varias muertes por penetracion (anal) con la Machina.

  • @AlexsaysBruh
    @AlexsaysBruh 9 месяцев назад +2

    0:30 the most hated sound in tf2

  • @captaintristan1176
    @captaintristan1176 2 года назад +4

    The rage quit though. Spoiled blue team.

  • @crabzero
    @crabzero 7 лет назад +42

    8:10 where's earrape?!

  • @Madcap31
    @Madcap31 7 лет назад +17

    I know who sniper was texting, it was the spy that shot a Pokemon and got mangled by it's fans.

  • @male0449
    @male0449 7 лет назад +22

    9:10 most reminiscent of an evil student, when he is killed all the time.

    • @nuocho1667
      @nuocho1667 6 лет назад

      Gentlement Spy fottttf)

  • @spycrab4024
    @spycrab4024 2 года назад +2

    The medic is honestly the smartest if you forget sniper

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 года назад

      the soldier was probably decently good, but his lag prevented him from using his full potential. the spies _intentionally_ did nothing to help, in contrast with the medic who did his best

    • @spycrab4024
      @spycrab4024 2 года назад

      @@hobomike6935 yea

  • @Tommy_Orca
    @Tommy_Orca 11 месяцев назад +1

    4:24 that soldier was menacing in this section

  • @The_D_ray
    @The_D_ray 7 лет назад +17

    5:13 - 5:18
    Is this a reference to "Dat Inteligence"? The music in background and basic scene is the same!

  • @rake483
    @rake483 Год назад +3

    6 years later and not much has changed. Most matches are still veterans vs newbies.

  • @InsaneEnergy
    @InsaneEnergy 7 лет назад +7

    9:10
    Now that's a scream to rival Genowhirl's New Weapons Soldier.

  • @simpsitandmore2908
    @simpsitandmore2908 3 года назад +3

    I played comp for a while and I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
    When I saw the blue team left I was like "can't wait for sniper to realise he won't get any mmr".

  • @anthony3486
    @anthony3486 3 года назад

    I loved that you put bully music into this video! Nice effort.

  • @qwertycomputer7871
    @qwertycomputer7871 3 года назад +4

    3:21 The best way to play literally any fps game

  • @ness294
    @ness294 7 лет назад +11

    9:10 nice Genowhirl reference :D

  • @drakainequus7115
    @drakainequus7115 4 года назад +4

    This entire time I was screaming about him not getting a double kill with the machina.. then when they started lining up near the end I saw it coming. So happy it did lmfao.

  • @Just_Denis2006
    @Just_Denis2006 2 года назад +1

    not today,but someday,sniper gonna det his beloved rifle)))

  • @stillalive3463
    @stillalive3463 7 лет назад

    the gibus medic is so adorable!!

  • @linabuggy8315
    @linabuggy8315 4 года назад +4

    The laggy soldier speaks to me on a spiritual level.

  • @MarkerPliyah
    @MarkerPliyah 4 года назад +6

    I had to watch 6:36 like 7 times because it is so funny!

  • @babyherc2
    @babyherc2 7 лет назад +24

    that me 5:26 the medic

  • @Average_Eurobeat_Enjoyer
    @Average_Eurobeat_Enjoyer 5 лет назад +2

    Sniper:Kills Blu in a single shot
    Valve:Hacks

  • @FridayNightStreamz
    @FridayNightStreamz 2 года назад +2

    2:06 rare footage of me forgetting I have the rocket jumper

    • @FridayNightStreamz
      @FridayNightStreamz 2 года назад +1

      I guess Sniper didn’t know you could play casual while waiting for competitive

  • @zombotnyx
    @zombotnyx 7 лет назад +36

    machina doenst shoot unless zoomed in

    • @depressedkermit3752
      @depressedkermit3752 6 лет назад

      Zombotny X and it only penetrates while 100% charged

    • @Fedor_Shtykov
      @Fedor_Shtykov 4 года назад

      @@depressedkermit3752, it was 100% charged when sniper dropped it.

  • @jenewest98
    @jenewest98 3 года назад +5

    8:18 Scout2 FORGOT TO BUY BUTTER? LOL XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @ferbthe2gadgetguy
    @ferbthe2gadgetguy 7 лет назад +9

    I like how the medic almost has my loadout. Only thing he's missing is the Kritzkrieg and the spirit of giving.
    Weird huh?

    • @ferbthe2gadgetguy
      @ferbthe2gadgetguy 7 лет назад

      Also how did a Gibus medic get in competitive in the first place? Don't you have to pay for it?

    • @justarandomguy2263
      @justarandomguy2263 4 года назад

      Have you heard of premium f2p, basically a f2p who has bought premium but still pretty much lacks any skill at the game

  • @zaucethesaucebauce527
    @zaucethesaucebauce527 2 года назад +1

    At least the medic was trying.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 года назад

      I agree the medic was the unsung hero of their team....he sucked because he was new, *BUT:*
      >he was willing
      >he looked around for the most experienced-looking player on the server, the sniper, and tried taking his advice instead of going his own way
      >he healed other players _before_ attempting to attack the enemy, rather than just charge in like many medics do and leave teammates to die
      >he stuck to the "plan" along with the laggy soldier, even when the spies didn't do jack
      I kinda think he deserves another chance :) he seems like a nice player. he just needs a highly skilled medic-buddy that can carry and earn him frag-assists

  • @EzrealOnline
    @EzrealOnline Год назад

    that sniper is the goat no matter how many times the enemy team leaves before the match ended

  • @lemonboy69420
    @lemonboy69420 6 лет назад +8

    6:36 ahhh! Ahhhhh ahhh ahhh ahh!

  • @shalimadookie7419
    @shalimadookie7419 6 лет назад +7

    Fornights take the wold sniper 3 hours later
    5:06 mom Wi-Fi

  • @АлексейФедоров-т5ф
    @АлексейФедоров-т5ф 6 лет назад +3

    1 medic Gibus
    1 soldier of the 400 Ping
    3 spy's from exiting Trade servers
    NICE TEAM

  • @timtop91
    @timtop91 3 года назад +1

    The blu team:* Gets killed once*
    Also the blu team after getting killed: Aight Imma head out

  • @cybernetic_crocodile8462
    @cybernetic_crocodile8462 Год назад +1

    9:16 This quote is literally perfect description of my life.

  • @InternationalBoardsOfPigeons
    @InternationalBoardsOfPigeons 7 лет назад +6

    Wot's the matter?
    *MORE DANCE!*

  • @MrSlendyMannn
    @MrSlendyMannn 7 лет назад +6

    5:13
    I'm just going to assume that was a Dat intelligence reference.

  • @Meowjam
    @Meowjam 3 года назад +4

    When lazy purple is in the server with his friends 1:59

  • @DatShpee
    @DatShpee 5 лет назад +2

    Am i the Only one that thinks the Mannrobics and Kazotsky Kick at 3:23 sound good together?

  • @jenewest98
    @jenewest98 3 года назад +1

    The beginning is so true about the game cause it does take an hour to get in a game

  • @kingdev8493
    @kingdev8493 6 лет назад +16

    *GIBUS MEDIC*
    *AFK OR HIGH PING TEAMMATES*
    *The worse SPY is Friendly*
    Perfect combo's To Instant *PISS*

  • @davinci726
    @davinci726 5 лет назад +4

    3:17 The Red Soldier reminds me of the Glitched Pyro that Dr. Face made

  • @dalelash2nd743
    @dalelash2nd743 5 лет назад +11

    I prefer to play by myself or co-op against and with bots for a reason.

  • @keithkania3810
    @keithkania3810 6 лет назад +1

    I like how medic was the only one to do his job

  • @banana4909
    @banana4909 2 года назад +1

    Last Time i Tried to Play Competitive Mode, It Took about an Hour to Find a Match