You're not kidding about that dialogue, dude-it sounds like they're reading everything off a prompter for the first time. Nobody had any idea how their lines were supposed to sound alone, and they sound even weirder together!
@@Bl4ckD0g I've heard people say they are Bulgarian and are attempting American English accents. So if that's true then KotM was right, and I was wrong. That's my bad, I apologize. It just didn't sound that severe to me, I thought it was just awkward delivery.
3:28 that's the prettiest penmanship I've ever seen a psycho carve into their own arm. I mean damn, he really cared that it looked good, not like all those other psychos.
@@lesliehardeman6212 Oof, that movie gave me trauma when I watched it a decade ago. Not even Mads Mikkelsen could play Dr. Lecter the way Sir Anthony Hopkins did.
I think the reason we don’t see many zombie movies anymore is the plot of these types of movies can only go so many ways. It’s either a zombie movie that is mostly about the survival of the cast, mostly about a single character surviving, or how the world would change because of the lawlessness of said world after an apocalypse. I would really like to see more movies about zombie apocalypses and how they effect the people who survive far into the future of said apocalypse. Kind of like what if the zombies are pretty much under control by this point but the world is still so disorganized and lawless that we can see how people would begin rebuilding and the problems they’d have to deal with OTHERTHAN the actual zombies
@@shepard1175 I guess so, basically like those trailers they’ve shown so far where people are rebuilding “around” the zombies and they’re more of a dangerous nuisance that keep society from completely recovering.
I've always been interested in the apocalypse stories where, the events are simple annoyances and society carries on like normal, like the show Death Valley. Imagine you're on your commute to work, but there's a traffic jam because of a horde. So you sigh, lock your doors and call your boss to say you're going to be late.
It feels like literally everyone dubbed all their lines in this movie and it’s low key driving me nuts, it’s like the hearing equivalent of feeling a piece of hair gently tickling your body and no matter how many times you reach or try to brush it away you never can. Every time someone speaks it raises my hackles
I miss when Zombie plagues were something you didn't want, now being infected seems like a surefire way to become way better than you ever were. Seriously, why call them Zombies if they horde sprint.
Or like in Snyder’s new movie Army of The Dead. Where they not only run but strategize, talk, and have a sort of colony/town. It’s like are they really zombies at that point?
They've abandoned classic zombies because they feel its "over done" but the funny thing is, everything but classic zombies is overdone. No one makes a good genuine horror movie anymore. Dawn of the dead style zombies. They can run, sure I dont mind that so much, as they're freshly turned. But like wheres the movies about different cities with different resources, people vs people, showing the true terror of a zombie apocalypse rather than this bogus super zombie trend. Also without the MC's being like superheroes and shit. I want a realistic movie, people training, people being scared, characters dying, etc.
@@christop3 i really wanna see a zombie movie that shows people actually using resources and ingenuity to fight tbe zombies. People devising formations to safely and efficiently cull hordes, making/using armor, stuff like that
Five years away from normalcy and, maybe away from cars too, I don’t think it’s wildly unlikely that wibbly-waving your arm in the wind like a bird’s wing wouldn’t give you childhood flash-backs. Whenever I get the chance to be in a passenger seat I do the same - I agree with your critique though because it’s nigh impossible to see what the heck she’s referencing as there are boxes between her and the camera! 🧟♂️
It would have been better if the included some kind of flashback of her doing it before the whole zombie thing while happily chatting with someone on the car and then they went back to her in the present where everything looks more depressing
Seoul Station is another great flick and is a pseudo-prequel to Train to Busan. It is animated, but that shouldn't stop you from enjoying it. Be warned, it is the Requiem for a Dream of zombie movies.
It's not as good as the original imo, but it's still a good flick in its own right. Fast paced, some pretty good action scenes and Ving Rhames being an absolute bad ass makes it a fun watch.
The Zack Snyder one? Ehh. Could've been worse, I guess, with Snyder at the helm. (He's...weird.) Maggie Mae Fish, Renegade Cut, and Folding Ideas have great videos about it, & on other Snyder pictures, and even focusing in on the director and his problematic worldviews. (And it's not the "titillating sexism"; takes more [or less?] than a crop top to make a movie "sexist". No, it's far worse, like the pervasive fashy death-cult worldviews, for example.) I'm not saying that you can't enjoy the movie - obviously! What a weird thing to wish to control - and I'm insulting Snyder's work & his [reallly odd] take on it, _not you._ But it is interesting to see video essays breaking down _why_ the remake was such a great disservice to the original. And a little funny.
This feels awfully familiar. Either I've watched someone else review this movie, or I've actually seen it and my brain decided to completely discard it from my memories. Up until now 😂
Go watch the original "Day of the Dead / Zombie 2". The story line is way more developed, less clicheed and mainly circles around the coexistence of humans (just like the original Dawn of the Dead). These remakes only take the basic concept and destroy everything Romero imagined. The originals are dated, yes, but you won't forget them the moment the next scene cuts in.
@@RollerOfEyes Warm Bodies is a lot funnier (on purpose) then you give it credit. The love story is a lot better than Twilight as well, it has good acting, directing and writing. It's a romantic comedy for sure, but a good one.
@@siddharthakvr5154 You know it! it wasn't bad actually. If you have a super weak stomach I don't recommend it, but I have a sorta weak stomach and even for me it wasn't bad at all.
I prefer the movie "Boy Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse" mainly because it's more up to date which makes it relatable in a way plus we get unique weapons to tackle on the zombies. The movie kinda reminded me of Shaun of the Dead because it gives us more of realistic grasp on how most people would handle the zombie apocalypse, not everyone can just grab a gun and start blasting, people will most likely have to improvise their survival chances by using whatever they can. Shaun of the Dead used more common items we will mostly find like a cricket/baseball bat, golf club, etc. and the same can be said with BSGZA as they used what was convenient and in the end they had to be creative with what they had to use to fight with because in a real zombie apocalypse there's gonna be a point where we have to MacGyver our tools of survival, homemade ranged weapons, homemade melee weapons, even homemade explosives for when things really get out of hand and you need something to drastically reduce the size of the horde as we flee. In my opinion Zombieland really didn't tackles these situations as things were just convenient for them, the hummer loaded with weaponry, traveling miles with little to no problems which you would think would be more of a challenge as the zombie apocalypse just started and there would be more people/raiders doing anything to survive as they wandered around. Zombieland is still a fun movie to watch but in my opinion I rather go with Shaun of the Dead or Boy Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
That delivery is seriously screwy. It's like they shot it in Romania with enough natives speaking phonetic English that they had to dub *everyone*, then ended up forcing the editors to splice together audio because they only gave the actors two takes to re-do their dialogue in the booth
yes, that is a fantastic movie. Way better than this garbage movie. To show someone just how fucking weird this movie gets, show them the park scene, the priest scene or if you hate something your friend did to you in the past and want a little revenge, and know they have a weak stomach, the soup scene with Vera....
I think the worst part with Zoe's character is that these people died around her because of her selfishness and she takes no responcibility. Like how she sneaked away to get her mothers pictures without telling the team she was with at the time which resulted in the death of Frank and then when other soldiers got killed because she got too obsessed with getting zombie blood. And the when Baca confronts her about this and basicaly tells them "Hey they all died for your vaccine" she actually goes "You think I wouldn't risk their lives if it wasn't worth it!" She just outright told us, the audience that "Hey if my vaccine works then all their deaths were worth it, the end justifies the means!" and we were supposed to support her because she's the main character...stupid. I find myself supporting the villain more, he may be a jerk and Rhodes wannabe but he knew better than Zoe but NOOOO we have to see him as the bad guy because Zoe is someone trying to safe people with a vaccine despite the fact her actions get people killed and again she takes ZERO responcibility.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way. Like she doesn't even feel the least bit sorry or sympathetic towards any of the people around her dying cuz of her stupidity or over zealous obsession with a little girl. Like c'mon, are you f**king kidding me!!!🤬🤬🤬. The lieutenant was right about her and his simpy ass brother couldn't stop being p**y whipped for 10 seconds to realize that s**t 😤😤😤😤
"other soldiers got killed because she got too obsessed with getting zombie blood." This should never have happened. She said she needed a live sample....... They're all dead. You can't get a live sample from a corpse. They should have cut off an arm or finger through the fence and drained the blood from that. There was zero reason to open the fence. I told my wife that I'd have let the little girl die. Pump her with morphine if we had it so she'd pass on painlessly. I explained the plot to my 13 year old and she said the same thing, "they should have let the girl die" Not that that would've mattered since they don't believe in PPE. We counted at least 17 deaths because of this doctor's stupidity. 17 people for one little girl that almost got herself killed anyways.
This movie was made in Bulgaria. The wooden acting was because they were trying to mask their accents to appeal to American audiences. This happens a lot with lower budget horror for budget and marketing reasons. We can't all be Benadick Cumbersnatch.
@@chief_mourner Have you ever seen Shaun of the Dead? It parodies the tropes of past zombie movies in a hilarious way while simultaneously offering a thrilling and emotional experience. I highly suggest that you watch it, if you haven't seen it yet!
Agreed. I think the only recent zombie movie that I can stand nowadays is Train to Busan. The zombies there are actually a bit intense, and you actually get emotionally invested in the characters surviving. It's tropey, sure, but the ending is definitely an experience. It messed me up for a while after watching it. It's worlds away from how garbage Bloodlines is for sure
"Aw hell yeah, more narration, that's all daddy needs" EFFING SENT ME TO THE DEEPEST DARKEST DUNGEONS OF MY OWN MISERY. And I thank you for that, good sir.
This movie had so much potential,, can you imagine if Max had a full redemption arc???! Or instead of Zoe finding a cure for the zombie virus,, Max worked as their Eren from Attack on Titan style soldier to keep the other zombies at bay
You've got some of the best sponsored content on this whole damn platform, I swear. You transition from video to sponsorship so seamlessly. Also one of the few channels I turn off my Adblock for. RUclips money isn't like it used to be, yknow
zombie movies be like: >unrealistic virus that infected the whole world and destoryed every countries army in the world >zombies get beaten by a child and some untrained people with AKs
It took me three watches to realize that the reason Max retained his intelligence as a zombie was because of his antibodies. I don't know if that's explained as such in the movie, but that's what I believe is the case; it would be the smart thing to do and the only reason to even bring up the antibodies thing.
Haha haha... ooohhhh fuck... lmfao... 4:25 the “I don’t like to jump scare you guys” fuckin fart noise lol I had to rewind it a couple times.. oh man, thank you Mista GG, fuckin aye bro thank you for the laughter, for real. It’s genuine laughter.
This movie broke me. I struggled to watch it as every few minutes the human characters more and more leaps in logic to service the body count. It hurts to think about it.
The first scene is so wrong, in anatomy class you can never make fun of the body on the table, the first thing you learn is to respect the dead person, but since this movie sucks, they didn't care about that part
I tried watching this a couple of weeks ago with my parents!😂 We only got about 15 minutes in at the most when we decided it was time to make a decision, time is precious and all that: should we continue watching it? We turned it off and put Train to Busan on instead. Glad to see we made the right decision...
I remember redboxing this movie because my friend who loves Zombie movies wanted to see it. Right after finishing it, I banned him from picking anymore movies for the rest of that year.
Theres #Alive, another korean zombie movie which was great and recent. I hear that korean zombie movies are thing now, they are making many and they are actually good.
Korean Zombie movies are overrated, overdramatized, cartoony real life zombie comedies. Nothing serious or scary about them. Train to Busan was the one golden master piece out of the entire genre. #Alive had a good concept and started OK, but the longer the movie kept going, the more it fell victim to the same tropes as other movies and ruined it's beginning.
Yep , Korea is actually very good at horror these days , they usually made good stuff , #Alive as you mentionned but also The Wailing , Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum and the TV Series Sweet Home
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This dude commented 4 days before the video was even up, that really kills the people who come early to say "first" I guess lmao
Nice
The Tommy wiseau line was big pee pee for sure!!! You're an absolute genius GG 💥💯💥
#alive is also a very good movie in my opinion
"free"
"We're taking out walkers like we have beef with the elderly" is a legendary joke
💯 one of his best lines yo 😂😂😂
You're not kidding about that dialogue, dude-it sounds like they're reading everything off a prompter for the first time. Nobody had any idea how their lines were supposed to sound alone, and they sound even weirder together!
It legit sounds like none of the cast's first or even second language is English
@@corgifist It legitimately doesn't sound THAT bad, holy mother of exaggerations, Batman.
@@jaykay6222 it definitely sounds like a few of them aren't native english speakers.
@@Bl4ckD0g I've heard people say they are Bulgarian and are attempting American English accents. So if that's true then KotM was right, and I was wrong. That's my bad, I apologize. It just didn't sound that severe to me, I thought it was just awkward delivery.
It sounds like they don't speak English, but are imitating the accent of somebody else without knowing what the words actually mean.
"I love fake parties"
Me: *still wishing to be invited to one*
Ha.
I'm having a fake pants party and you're invited! ✉
They aren't that fun
me when someone invites me to a party: generic excuse
Me: I’d love to be invited to a party.
Me invited to a party: I can’t make it sorry I’m busy.
"Did you eat Tommy Wiseau?" is gonna be my next go to insult for bad actors, thank you very much
That "Man, you're ugly" line had SUCH potential to be delivered normally but then she pinched it off at the end like she was cutting off a turd wtf
thats one odd yet good analogy
hehe "anal"ogy
@@boofstain1508 that was pretty tight 😎
3:28 that's the prettiest penmanship I've ever seen a psycho carve into their own arm. I mean damn, he really cared that it looked good, not like all those other psychos.
How ... many times have you seen someone do that?
i was gnna say, he def practiced. THat was rlly impressive
He probably practiced on pigs or just paper
@@jamasa007 Nah, you should see his legs. "Zeo", "Zoo", "Z o e"....
I mean, the 'Zoe' carving was actually really well done, did you see that handwriting?
Ikr, the “Z” even had a little flourish on the bottom
that man must have impeccable penmanship, he did all that in one go with nary a mistake. imagine if he screwed up and had to do that shit again.
It looked like the Zorro symbol
I made the same comment 😂😂 I'm glad I'm not the only one who was like "Hey. Thats pretty good"
That was some top notch calligraphy.
"did you eat Tommy Wiseau" LOL
"I did NAHT"
this took me OUT
Train to Busan is such a good movie, I loved it and I recommend it to anyone who likes Zombie movies
I am a Hero is a good zombie film too.
For sure! Definitely one of the best Zombie movies ever.
Train to Busan is a masterpiece of a movie, but it's a total heartbreaker.
Yessssirrr
I’d actually recommend it to any movie lover
"Did you eat Tommy wiseau?"
-Mista GG, 2021
I'm just waiting for vampires and werewolves to come back in the trend.
I want a werewolf movie
Same but real creepy vampires like in the old stories, not vampire diaries, True blood, twilight and all other normie vamps.
If it went back to it's dark roots I'm all for it.
@@AutumnWind92 Yeah, I want to see some more of classic vampire, or even something close enough to Nosferatu.
If you love vampires, watch Boys from County Hell
GG: “Don’t do what I did”. Me 1 second later: I’m going to do what he did.
You and I both King Burger
I am scarred it was tragic.
That ad transition was so smooth it didn't _need_ the lube from Adam and Eve.
I just use spit.
Lube is always welcome tho...lol
@@lesliehardeman6212 Just use a lotion.
@@PresidentFunnyValentine I'll pass on the grounds that when I hear the word lotion, I hear in my head...''IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BUCKET''...LOL
@@lesliehardeman6212 Oof, that movie gave me trauma when I watched it a decade ago. Not even Mads Mikkelsen could play Dr. Lecter the way Sir Anthony Hopkins did.
I think the reason we don’t see many zombie movies anymore is the plot of these types of movies can only go so many ways. It’s either a zombie movie that is mostly about the survival of the cast, mostly about a single character surviving, or how the world would change because of the lawlessness of said world after an apocalypse. I would really like to see more movies about zombie apocalypses and how they effect the people who survive far into the future of said apocalypse. Kind of like what if the zombies are pretty much under control by this point but the world is still so disorganized and lawless that we can see how people would begin rebuilding and the problems they’d have to deal with OTHERTHAN the actual zombies
We need a true-to-book World War Z show. An episode per interview
So the plot of Dying Light 2 (Supposedly)
@@bloodyneptune yesss I loved this book growing up perfect example of what I mean
@@shepard1175 I guess so, basically like those trailers they’ve shown so far where people are rebuilding “around” the zombies and they’re more of a dangerous nuisance that keep society from completely recovering.
I've always been interested in the apocalypse stories where, the events are simple annoyances and society carries on like normal, like the show Death Valley. Imagine you're on your commute to work, but there's a traffic jam because of a horde. So you sigh, lock your doors and call your boss to say you're going to be late.
It feels like literally everyone dubbed all their lines in this movie and it’s low key driving me nuts, it’s like the hearing equivalent of feeling a piece of hair gently tickling your body and no matter how many times you reach or try to brush it away you never can. Every time someone speaks it raises my hackles
"We're taken out walkers like we got beef with the elderly" -GG 2021
That sounds so much like a 3OH!3 line.
@@doubtful_seer idk what that is but dope lol
@@doubtful_seer more like eminem.
“Are you okay, my little super spreader?” That was too good.
You know you're in for a cringe trip when the artwork for the movie looks like 99% of the budget lmao
GG badly pasted on a moving car giggling childishly and waving his arm had me folded into my pillows cry laughing so gd hard.
Low bar, that's cool.
I miss when Zombie plagues were something you didn't want, now being infected seems like a surefire way to become way better than you ever were. Seriously, why call them Zombies if they horde sprint.
Or like in Snyder’s new movie Army of The Dead. Where they not only run but strategize, talk, and have a sort of colony/town. It’s like are they really zombies at that point?
They've abandoned classic zombies because they feel its "over done" but the funny thing is, everything but classic zombies is overdone. No one makes a good genuine horror movie anymore. Dawn of the dead style zombies. They can run, sure I dont mind that so much, as they're freshly turned. But like wheres the movies about different cities with different resources, people vs people, showing the true terror of a zombie apocalypse rather than this bogus super zombie trend. Also without the MC's being like superheroes and shit. I want a realistic movie, people training, people being scared, characters dying, etc.
@@christop3 i really wanna see a zombie movie that shows people actually using resources and ingenuity to fight tbe zombies. People devising formations to safely and efficiently cull hordes, making/using armor, stuff like that
@@ryanpolk3141 Undead would be a more accurate term for the "zombies" in that movie
@@Zinnisteroo exactly. Those things are not zombies. Definitely not Romero’s vision at all
Five years away from normalcy and, maybe away from cars too, I don’t think it’s wildly unlikely that wibbly-waving your arm in the wind like a bird’s wing wouldn’t give you childhood flash-backs. Whenever I get the chance to be in a passenger seat I do the same - I agree with your critique though because it’s nigh impossible to see what the heck she’s referencing as there are boxes between her and the camera! 🧟♂️
It would have been better if the included some kind of flashback of her doing it before the whole zombie thing while happily chatting with someone on the car and then they went back to her in the present where everything looks more depressing
What an odd coincidence I just saw this movie like not too long ago infact 1 hour and 21 minutes ago to be exact
You have to admit though. The guy who carved Zoe's name into his skin. Incredible knife men ship.
Seoul Station is another great flick and is a pseudo-prequel to Train to Busan. It is animated, but that shouldn't stop you from enjoying it. Be warned, it is the Requiem for a Dream of zombie movies.
Cool, I'd never even heard of that one
That description made my zombie heart come back to life. I need to see it!
I recognize the name Requiem for a Dream but at the same time I can't remember what it is
@@Ori_nament Many describe it as one of the most depressing movie ever made. Its about drug addicts and how their lives spiral out of control.
I tried watching that but the quality of the animation made it impossible for me to get into it.
Dialogue sounds like those videos they show you in school about allergies.
The Dawn of the Dead remake (2004) still holds up to this day, I watched it a few nights ago and it aged very well.
It's not as good as the original imo, but it's still a good flick in its own right. Fast paced, some pretty good action scenes and Ving Rhames being an absolute bad ass makes it a fun watch.
The Zack Snyder one? Ehh. Could've been worse, I guess, with Snyder at the helm. (He's...weird.) Maggie Mae Fish, Renegade Cut, and Folding Ideas have great videos about it, & on other Snyder pictures, and even focusing in on the director and his problematic worldviews. (And it's not the "titillating sexism"; takes more [or less?] than a crop top to make a movie "sexist". No, it's far worse, like the pervasive fashy death-cult worldviews, for example.)
I'm not saying that you can't enjoy the movie - obviously! What a weird thing to wish to control - and I'm insulting Snyder's work & his [reallly odd] take on it, _not you._ But it is interesting to see video essays breaking down _why_ the remake was such a great disservice to the original. And a little funny.
OG Day of the Dead still holds up too imo.
@@Airfryer208 for sure, such a good film, one of my favorites.
@@Airfryer208
Sure does… don’t forget to “Choke on ‘em!”
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4:28 I can't stop replaying this part of the video and laughing
(farts) "You're an asshole!"
Well, no shit. Where do you think farts come from? 😅
That Tommy Wiseau joke better get the respect it deserves
The actress who plays Zoe is in Outlander, and she delivers lines weirdly in that show, too.
I legit stopped watching Outlander because of her ..
I thought I recognized her. Thanks! I was about to look it up.
Lmaoo the arm out the car recreation was too funny for me 😩
I haven't seen acting this good since Attaway General.
"Did you eat Tommy Wiseau?" 😂😂
I'm pretty sure every cast member in this film once said: "Acting is easy, anyone can do it. Half the time you're just playing yourself.."
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This feels awfully familiar. Either I've watched someone else review this movie, or I've actually seen it and my brain decided to completely discard it from my memories. Up until now 😂
Wow, so I'm not the only one here.As I watched this review I was like"Hmm, this sounds so familiar...have I watched this movie before???"
Go watch the original "Day of the Dead / Zombie 2". The story line is way more developed, less clicheed and mainly circles around the coexistence of humans (just like the original Dawn of the Dead). These remakes only take the basic concept and destroy everything Romero imagined. The originals are dated, yes, but you won't forget them the moment the next scene cuts in.
Cooties, Little Monsters, Cargo, the Girl with the gifts, Warm Bodies... All zombie movies that came out in the last ten years that are worth a watch.
I was with you until you said warm bodies. You had me in the first half
@@osochroniicle9333 what s wrong with warm bodies ??
@@lordmoncef5494 necrophilia and it also makes absolutely no sense, you might as well just watch twilight. Not a real zombie apocalypse movie.
However this list is spectacular because cooties and little monsters are both hilarious.
@@RollerOfEyes Warm Bodies is a lot funnier (on purpose) then you give it credit. The love story is a lot better than Twilight as well, it has good acting, directing and writing. It's a romantic comedy for sure, but a good one.
-Can we get second take on that
-which line?
-everything he just said
"Don't do what I did!"
That's just code for opening google and doing exactly what he did.
So did you?
@@siddharthakvr5154 You know it! it wasn't bad actually. If you have a super weak stomach I don't recommend it, but I have a sorta weak stomach and even for me it wasn't bad at all.
The Zombieland movies are really my favorite zombie movies. iZombie is a great creative zombie show.
The first one is good but the second one I thought was beyond bad in every way.. But to each their own.
@@redfin382 It's not as good, but it's definitely funnier. It's the funniest movie I've seen in a theater.
I prefer the movie "Boy Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse" mainly because it's more up to date which makes it relatable in a way plus we get unique weapons to tackle on the zombies. The movie kinda reminded me of Shaun of the Dead because it gives us more of realistic grasp on how most people would handle the zombie apocalypse, not everyone can just grab a gun and start blasting, people will most likely have to improvise their survival chances by using whatever they can. Shaun of the Dead used more common items we will mostly find like a cricket/baseball bat, golf club, etc. and the same can be said with BSGZA as they used what was convenient and in the end they had to be creative with what they had to use to fight with because in a real zombie apocalypse there's gonna be a point where we have to MacGyver our tools of survival, homemade ranged weapons, homemade melee weapons, even homemade explosives for when things really get out of hand and you need something to drastically reduce the size of the horde as we flee.
In my opinion Zombieland really didn't tackles these situations as things were just convenient for them, the hummer loaded with weaponry, traveling miles with little to no problems which you would think would be more of a challenge as the zombie apocalypse just started and there would be more people/raiders doing anything to survive as they wandered around. Zombieland is still a fun movie to watch but in my opinion I rather go with Shaun of the Dead or Boy Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
iZombie was really good for a while but then fell of real hard, they couldn’t keep it interesting once the gimmick got old
The girl with all the gifts was an awesome movie, at least I thought it was.
That delivery is seriously screwy. It's like they shot it in Romania with enough natives speaking phonetic English that they had to dub *everyone*, then ended up forcing the editors to splice together audio because they only gave the actors two takes to re-do their dialogue in the booth
That bit with you having fun waving your arm out the cartoon fake car made me laugh hysterically. Well played
"Did you eat Tommy Wiseau?"
Absolutely sent me, so perfect.
Dead Alive/Braidead by Peter Jackson is a fun one
If the Sumerian Rat Monkey doesn’t do it for you, the intentionally gratuitous and over the top gore will.
yes, that is a fantastic movie. Way better than this garbage movie. To show someone just how fucking weird this movie gets, show them the park scene, the priest scene or if you hate something your friend did to you in the past and want a little revenge, and know they have a weak stomach, the soup scene with Vera....
Party's over
"If you're written in as tough...... you are TOUGH!!"
That guy was Rhino in the English Gladiators......... so a lil tough lol
The Walking Dead: Survivors better have payed really well for this.
This, a thousand times.
I think the worst part with Zoe's character is that these people died around her because of her selfishness and she takes no responcibility.
Like how she sneaked away to get her mothers pictures without telling the team she was with at the time which resulted in the death of Frank and then when other soldiers got killed because she got too obsessed with getting zombie blood.
And the when Baca confronts her about this and basicaly tells them "Hey they all died for your vaccine" she actually goes "You think I wouldn't risk their lives if it wasn't worth it!"
She just outright told us, the audience that "Hey if my vaccine works then all their deaths were worth it, the end justifies the means!" and we were supposed to support her because she's the main character...stupid.
I find myself supporting the villain more, he may be a jerk and Rhodes wannabe but he knew better than Zoe but NOOOO we have to see him as the bad guy because Zoe is someone trying to safe people with a vaccine despite the fact her actions get people killed and again she takes ZERO responcibility.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way. Like she doesn't even feel the least bit sorry or sympathetic towards any of the people around her dying cuz of her stupidity or over zealous obsession with a little girl. Like c'mon, are you f**king kidding me!!!🤬🤬🤬. The lieutenant was right about her and his simpy ass brother couldn't stop being p**y whipped for 10 seconds to realize that s**t 😤😤😤😤
"other soldiers got killed because she got too obsessed with getting zombie blood."
This should never have happened. She said she needed a live sample....... They're all dead. You can't get a live sample from a corpse. They should have cut off an arm or finger through the fence and drained the blood from that. There was zero reason to open the fence.
I told my wife that I'd have let the little girl die. Pump her with morphine if we had it so she'd pass on painlessly. I explained the plot to my 13 year old and she said the same thing, "they should have let the girl die" Not that that would've mattered since they don't believe in PPE.
We counted at least 17 deaths because of this doctor's stupidity. 17 people for one little girl that almost got herself killed anyways.
I 100% agree. They were much better ways for her to do things but she decides to be impulsive and an idiot getting people killed. Smh
"it's a good thing our only doctor is an anti masker" omg what a gem
New GG video in my Sub Box is always a mood booster
I spent 15 minutes trying to figure out what the fuck was wrong with the audio. I was like, is this shit in English with an English dub?!?!
man I just am so tired of ghost movies ._.
But still ghost movies > zombie movies
@@scarwars I respectfully disagree
@@scarwars no ♥️
@@scarwars ✨no✨
4:23 “running a train on a fishbowl” is actually literally how I met my partner 😂
Was having a bad day.....then Mista GG showed up in my notifications. All is better with my world! ♡
4:27
GG: "I don't like to jumpscares you guys lol"
Me, who just got scared of a fart: "Yeah, haha... Thanks, GG.
"We're taking out walkers like we got beef with the elderly!" Holy shit, LMMFAO!!!:
This movie was made in Bulgaria. The wooden acting was because they were trying to mask their accents to appeal to American audiences. This happens a lot with lower budget horror for budget and marketing reasons. We can't all be Benadick Cumbersnatch.
I think it's because the zombie genre is stuck in a certain structure, there's not much leeway in the structure.
@JushtanI love the resident evil games and their plots, but zombie movies are so boring because like you said, the tropes are so tired.
@@chief_mourner Have you ever seen Shaun of the Dead? It parodies the tropes of past zombie movies in a hilarious way while simultaneously offering a thrilling and emotional experience. I highly suggest that you watch it, if you haven't seen it yet!
@@flamingoseatshrimps1361 it's one of my favorites
Agreed. I think the only recent zombie movie that I can stand nowadays is Train to Busan. The zombies there are actually a bit intense, and you actually get emotionally invested in the characters surviving. It's tropey, sure, but the ending is definitely an experience. It messed me up for a while after watching it. It's worlds away from how garbage Bloodlines is for sure
"Aw hell yeah, more narration, that's all daddy needs" EFFING SENT ME TO THE DEEPEST DARKEST DUNGEONS OF MY OWN MISERY. And I thank you for that, good sir.
This movie had so much potential,, can you imagine if Max had a full redemption arc???! Or instead of Zoe finding a cure for the zombie virus,, Max worked as their Eren from Attack on Titan style soldier to keep the other zombies at bay
You've got some of the best sponsored content on this whole damn platform, I swear. You transition from video to sponsorship so seamlessly. Also one of the few channels I turn off my Adblock for. RUclips money isn't like it used to be, yknow
"So you guys want to make 20 more ghost movies or what?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That fart noise scared me more than the original jumpscare probably would've
‘The girl with all the gifts’ is a zombie movie I enjoyed :)
Dennis Reynolds vibes from that janitor
Yes, MistaGG saves my Friday night once again!
me: i wonder if this episode is sponsored by the walking dead
mista every 30 secs: JUST LIKE IN THE WALKING DEAD SURVIVOR
"I'll take please don't let this be the main cast for 300." Lmao
zombie movies be like:
>unrealistic virus that infected the whole world and destoryed every countries army in the world
>zombies get beaten by a child and some untrained people with AKs
It took me three watches to realize that the reason Max retained his intelligence as a zombie was because of his antibodies. I don't know if that's explained as such in the movie, but that's what I believe is the case; it would be the smart thing to do and the only reason to even bring up the antibodies thing.
Haha haha... ooohhhh fuck... lmfao... 4:25 the “I don’t like to jump scare you guys” fuckin fart noise lol I had to rewind it a couple times.. oh man, thank you Mista GG, fuckin aye bro thank you for the laughter, for real. It’s genuine laughter.
This movie broke me. I struggled to watch it as every few minutes the human characters more and more leaps in logic to service the body count. It hurts to think about it.
The "Did you eat Tommy Wiseau?" got the biggest laugh I've had in weeks. Bless you.
hey y’all while you’re reading the comments don’t forget to catch GG’s streams on Twitch! 💕
would be nice but im the exact wrong timezone for that
Shut up
@@thechosenjuan8776 all good 😊 sometimes he saves them on his page so you can watch them after!
@@lit-eral5953 well... clearly someone doesn’t catch his streams on twitch
@@jerricaxxii well then if you'll excuse me, I have several hours of potential sleeping time to skip to spend on twitch now
there are very little things I love. GG explaining Frank the tank is one of them
You actually got me to watch your ads like that, they should pay you extra. I’m proud of you!
"Did you eat Tommy Wiseau?" had me in stitches lmao
I feel like Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead was the last really good zombie movie
The first scene is so wrong, in anatomy class you can never make fun of the body on the table, the first thing you learn is to respect the dead person, but since this movie sucks, they didn't care about that part
"The Night Eats the World" is the only good Zombie movie I have found since TtB
@That’s one smug wojak Train to Busan, probably...
@That’s one smug wojak Train to Busan
boriest movie ever with a cliff hanger
4:27 dude I laughed so hard at this that I actually had tears in my eyes. I hate/love that I have an immature sense of humor.
Wow, its cool how they got Til Lindemann from Rammstein to play the Max the zombie for this film!
8:45 "We're taking out walkers like we got beef with the elderly"
This is such a good line.
I tried watching this a couple of weeks ago with my parents!😂
We only got about 15 minutes in at the most when we decided it was time to make a decision, time is precious and all that: should we continue watching it?
We turned it off and put Train to Busan on instead. Glad to see we made the right decision...
Dude i just found your channel from the MK videos , stayed for the content and funny asf ads. Good shit GG
So Zoe goes from giving blood to a party 🎉
I remember redboxing this movie because my friend who loves Zombie movies wanted to see it. Right after finishing it, I banned him from picking anymore movies for the rest of that year.
Andrew Lincoln called it.. about that same time I was over zombies for a beat. However, I'm hoping for a comeback to the genre that brings it!
That fart jump scare fuckin killed me
Luckily I checked RUclips, because I never got the alert
“We’re taking out walkers like we got beef with the elderly”
Me too
Here before the kids blessing my family
Oh they're so annoying lmao. They act like they're trying to be nice, but they just want likes
Cant believe GG found out how to make a 16 minute ad for an app
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LETS GO!!
I miss your reviews fr... I missed these! These make me happy 😊
Theres #Alive, another korean zombie movie which was great and recent. I hear that korean zombie movies are thing now, they are making many and they are actually good.
Korean Zombie movies are overrated, overdramatized, cartoony real life zombie comedies. Nothing serious or scary about them. Train to Busan was the one golden master piece out of the entire genre.
#Alive had a good concept and started OK, but the longer the movie kept going, the more it fell victim to the same tropes as other movies and ruined it's beginning.
Yep , Korea is actually very good at horror these days , they usually made good stuff , #Alive as you mentionned but also The Wailing , Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum and the TV Series Sweet Home
Oh wow! That ad transition... Also that 90s reference 👌🏾
Nothing will ever compare to DAWN OF THE DEAD!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I raise you. Train to bussan
The 1978 one or the Zack Snyder one?
@@masknzgamer that’s a good one for sure but there’s just something special about dawn of the dead that the other movies don’t have.
@@flamingoseatshrimps1361 The Zack Snyder one.
I knew I subscribed to this man for a reason, love yo content man
the majority of the main cast is bulgarian. they speak like they have speech impediments because they’re choking on their forced american accents lol.
6:34 I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY THAT OMG THEY WERE TALKING LIKE FUCKING ROBOTS😭😭
Hold on hold on. I had to pause the movie and write this comment. "What did you eat Tommy wiseau" or however you spell it. FN genius Mr GG!!!! 💯💥🤣😂🤣