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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @funsponge9099
    @funsponge9099 6 лет назад +6022

    When crash landing on an alien planet is a minor inconvenience

    • @darkcreeper6923
      @darkcreeper6923 6 лет назад +13

      Lol

    • @onnedebie4108
      @onnedebie4108 6 лет назад +10

      BluBulletin I would like this comment, but the amount of likes is 666

    • @darkcreeper6923
      @darkcreeper6923 6 лет назад +7

      Keep it 666

    • @wolfinthedepths
      @wolfinthedepths 6 лет назад +6

      It shall remain 666. In the name of the Queen

    • @VoidLabs
      @VoidLabs 6 лет назад +6

      BluBulletin just a little 7 minutes inconvenience

  • @carterthomas1318
    @carterthomas1318 6 лет назад +10147

    Just imagining some dude crashing on an alien planet and being like,”God damn it this is going to take like 10 minutes out of my day.”

    • @ronithemangles2829
      @ronithemangles2829 6 лет назад +81

      Lol

    • @dunaruna9192
      @dunaruna9192 6 лет назад +146

      I have a feeling you stole this from the other comment

    • @TheBiscuitFactory
      @TheBiscuitFactory 6 лет назад +83

      CFOPed Cuber but I mean depending on the size of the planet or if it’s near an immense gravitational force those 10 minutes may mean 10 years back on earth :( because science...

    • @thirdzcesar4036
      @thirdzcesar4036 6 лет назад +32

      but you cant glitch in real life : C

    • @vin_vin_5
      @vin_vin_5 6 лет назад +19

      Thirdz Cesar only because noebody has done it jet it s not impossible just have fate than u even can walk on water

  • @PotatoBullets115
    @PotatoBullets115 6 лет назад +2137

    **currently at 1000+ meters**
    PDA: WARNING: PASSING 200 METERS, OXYGEN EFFICIENCY DECREASED

    • @SPoOkY4F
      @SPoOkY4F 5 лет назад +3

      xD

    • @keremhetfield1
      @keremhetfield1 5 лет назад +2

      İts happening when u in the vehicle for example youdive 400meters with cyclops at get out pda warning says passing 200

    • @ashtonjones9602
      @ashtonjones9602 5 лет назад +5

      Sub 2 pewdiepie

    • @mickys8065
      @mickys8065 4 года назад +1

      @@keremhetfield1 you only suffer oxygen debuffs at 100 and 200m, if you left at 400m it just says passing 200

    • @furanduron4926
      @furanduron4926 4 года назад

      Bitch I am WAY ahead.of ya.

  • @GatoEpico
    @GatoEpico 6 лет назад +786

    6:52 i can see coming a new wold record of 10 secs with the guy flying back to alterra mounted on an stasis rifle.

    • @theholypeanutuwu7733
      @theholypeanutuwu7733 5 лет назад +4

      This is the aurora not alterra

    • @MakeZino
      @MakeZino 5 лет назад +73

      @@theholypeanutuwu7733 aurora is the crashed spaceship and alterra is the organisation that created it

    • @codominus1019
      @codominus1019 5 лет назад +8

      No no the propulsion cannon on the mobile vehicle bay xD

    • @ksMUEhawIRaiodfwajf
      @ksMUEhawIRaiodfwajf 5 лет назад +4

      Breath,
      Mickey: no need

    • @BrettAKoehn
      @BrettAKoehn 4 года назад +3

      GibtsnichtFan Hd he meant the Alterra company on another world (where you go after the game)

  • @bongotoucan7913
    @bongotoucan7913 5 лет назад +4920

    Next up: beating subnautica before downloading subnautica

    • @doomer6521
      @doomer6521 5 лет назад +109

      Beating subnautica before subnautica exists

    • @bongotoucan7913
      @bongotoucan7913 5 лет назад +51

      CoLbYzombie beating subnautica before the universe exists

    • @s4muel820
      @s4muel820 5 лет назад +27

      @@bongotoucan7913 alright i think we are going a little bit too far here...

    • @PrinceKC0318
      @PrinceKC0318 5 лет назад +23

      Beating subnautica before anything

    • @certakel6672
      @certakel6672 5 лет назад +16

      Beating Subnautica before people stop losing their virginity

  • @cryztalyzed7372
    @cryztalyzed7372 6 лет назад +5048

    Bae: come home
    Minkey: Can’t, stranded on another planet with no other survivors.
    Bae: my parents aren’t home
    Minkey:

    • @centur
      @centur 6 лет назад +5

      thegamepro roblox & more haha

    • @simonnilsson8375
      @simonnilsson8375 6 лет назад +30

      stolen comment :(

    • @kadason2157
      @kadason2157 6 лет назад +13

      hey i saw someone else comment that before u thirsty like snatcher

    • @bloxburgmomcore
      @bloxburgmomcore 6 лет назад +11

      @@simonnilsson8375 not stolen or anything just an old meme

    • @jetstreamsam1076
      @jetstreamsam1076 6 лет назад +14

      Minkey: give me 7 minutes and 19 seconds

  • @pineapple7024
    @pineapple7024 6 лет назад +1284

    >Crash on alien planet
    “Well, I guess I’ll be late to work today.”

  • @FantasticKruH
    @FantasticKruH 6 лет назад +2624

    What the aliens couldnt do in years he has done in 3 min xd.

    • @swampy5263
      @swampy5263 6 лет назад +11

      FantasticKru H lmao

    • @spacemanjc
      @spacemanjc 6 лет назад +12

      7* ( sorry just had to correct it. )

    • @Hraesvelgre
      @Hraesvelgre 6 лет назад +97

      @@spacemanjc nope the aliens wanted to develop a cure, not leave he cured in about 3 minutes

    • @crimsonredsky9552
      @crimsonredsky9552 6 лет назад +18

      The aliens probably tried for centuries

    • @ventum5246
      @ventum5246 5 лет назад +14

      the sea emperor did not want to communicate with them, as if they did not understand what she was saying .. Something strange ... I read that on the wiki

  • @llarmada
    @llarmada 5 лет назад +1791

    "Sir we've received a distress signal from an unknown planet"
    "Alright then send in the sunbeam to retrieve him"
    "That's the problem sir he already escaped""

    • @fallenraven4096
      @fallenraven4096 4 года назад +17

      This copied? Saw on another vid

    • @davidmeglic9428
      @davidmeglic9428 4 года назад +6

      @ShadowWolfGames hahahaha

    • @runlaxx4396
      @runlaxx4396 4 года назад +3

      Oh gosh you copied that video from the survival speedrun...

    • @emmamhdnie7421
      @emmamhdnie7421 4 года назад +2

      @ShadowWolfGames "WAIT WHAT THE FUCK? "

    • @Riixtard
      @Riixtard 4 года назад +5

      @ShadowWolfGames
      “Okay tell him to pay the credit”
      “But sir-"
      “I SAID TO TELL HIM TO PAY 1 TRILLION CREDIT"
      “But Sunbeam Still here"
      “Oh IDK WHAT U SAYING I WANT THAT MONEY"

  • @kingspinda9352
    @kingspinda9352 5 лет назад +1343

    This is sunbeam, aurora do you read. "I'm already off the planet. Thanks for nothing sunbeam"

    • @madnesstime7932
      @madnesstime7932 5 лет назад +4

      OmgSpinda this deserves to be higher.

    • @emmamhdnie7421
      @emmamhdnie7421 4 года назад +14

      Sunbeam:Wait wha-

    • @aliomanlegend2624
      @aliomanlegend2624 4 года назад +15

      Oh and btw never get near the planet 😂

    • @RenShinomiya121
      @RenShinomiya121 4 года назад +12

      as you flip the entire crew from their windows mounting a stasis rifle.

    • @GreatGoldenchip
      @GreatGoldenchip 4 года назад +3

      The fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at a crime scene.

  • @nethertrain
    @nethertrain 6 лет назад +9654

    next speedrun: "Beating subnautica before the aurora crashes"

    • @buddyadr126
      @buddyadr126 6 лет назад +84

      Isn’t that impossible?

    • @dkmarcusdk867
      @dkmarcusdk867 6 лет назад +364

      Lyøn Centi thats the joke :)

    • @basherblast
      @basherblast 6 лет назад +239

      @@buddyadr126 r/wooooooosh

    • @myggenpv
      @myggenpv 6 лет назад +83

      Lyøn Centi r/wooooosh

    • @salat6154
      @salat6154 6 лет назад +113

      I mean, you are technically out of the planet before the aurora crashes, and that is the objective of subnautica.

  • @codyshepherd6106
    @codyshepherd6106 6 лет назад +1778

    How to make worlds fastest rocket ship to travel through time:
    Requirements: 4 titanium

  • @Alpha-ro9wy
    @Alpha-ro9wy 6 лет назад +6150

    Got the cure before you were sick

    • @mikke841
      @mikke841 6 лет назад +51

      Alpha true

    • @Speedpunk650
      @Speedpunk650 6 лет назад +83

      Alpha
      Yes, several events must happen in order or else the game is glitchy.

    • @LilacStarvix
      @LilacStarvix 6 лет назад +79

      A vaccine if you will

    • @them3lon8r72
      @them3lon8r72 6 лет назад +15

      so karrar is basically the flu

    • @Teijo-ji4xn
      @Teijo-ji4xn 6 лет назад +3

      Nani

  • @aduck9390
    @aduck9390 5 лет назад +713

    When building the rocket is slower than curing Kharaa

    • @bulkboys5122
      @bulkboys5122 4 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/LHqelca_By8/видео.html

    • @xandeepz1742
      @xandeepz1742 4 года назад

      Bulk Boys I’m not clicking that

    • @xiruseking6316
      @xiruseking6316 4 года назад

      @@xandeepz1742 what is it

    • @swagmaster47625
      @swagmaster47625 4 года назад +4

      Footballbeast Either a Rick Roll or self-promotion

    • @stardustlight8630
      @stardustlight8630 4 года назад +4

      @@swagmaster47625 or a link that steals info from you when you click it

  • @mcman8694
    @mcman8694 5 лет назад +1467

    *It takes me 7 minutes to find copper...*

    • @danielsavin5674
      @danielsavin5674 5 лет назад +98

      It takes me 7 minutes to load the game and another 7 to load the save file.

    • @legoma9308
      @legoma9308 5 лет назад +26

      It’s takes me 10 minutes to find flipping Silver and lead...

    • @epicboyfive
      @epicboyfive 5 лет назад +66

      It takes me ten hours to get the courage to go underwater at night.

    • @stre4knuk465
      @stre4knuk465 5 лет назад +12

      Takes me 7 mins to find stuff in my invitory

    • @iainhardy3362
      @iainhardy3362 4 года назад +4

      it takes me over an hour just to take a single step

  • @christalmeph
    @christalmeph 6 лет назад +2003

    1:33
    Press F8 to report bugs and give feedback.
    No bugs to be seen here..

  • @camerontroscianiec5320
    @camerontroscianiec5320 6 лет назад +996

    "Honey, I'm gonna be a little late for dinner, I just gotta survive on an ocean alien world and cure a virus so the security system doesn't shoot me down and a bunch of other stuff, sorry, love you"

    • @talktofoot9270
      @talktofoot9270 6 лет назад +38

      Okay honey, no problem. Make sure to get some flowers from there! Love you!

    • @dreckigerkek3244
      @dreckigerkek3244 6 лет назад +15

      Honey! Google maps said you need 5 minutes!!!

    • @glados7871
      @glados7871 5 лет назад +10

      Honey grab some peeper on ya way home, thanks!

    • @KnedlikMCPE
      @KnedlikMCPE 5 лет назад +11

      Also some acid mushroom honey!

    • @s4muel820
      @s4muel820 5 лет назад +9

      Don't forget the salted stalker honey!

  • @liamdalemon1525
    @liamdalemon1525 6 лет назад +425

    the sea emperor is just sitting down and looking at the ceiling the whole time!

    • @akimbo2532
      @akimbo2532 6 лет назад +14

      That’s like finding out dogs are animals

    • @G4MA
      @G4MA 5 лет назад +28

      yeah its waiting for a trigger (player entering from up) to start the cutscene

    • @gr8599
      @gr8599 4 года назад +5

      Thats not floor gang

    • @mickys8065
      @mickys8065 4 года назад +9

      Shes just confused trying to work out how he got from the surface to her lair lol

    • @notjebbutstillakerbal
      @notjebbutstillakerbal 4 года назад +3

      She waits for the player to go on the platform to start the cutscene.

  • @kanashi6804
    @kanashi6804 4 года назад +153

    PDA: detecting increased radiation levels
    Minkey: damn lol that’s crazy have fun with that

  • @noahdimitroff6648
    @noahdimitroff6648 5 лет назад +322

    Next speedrun: beating subnautica before the degasi crashes

    • @asninox9060
      @asninox9060 5 лет назад +1

      you mean before the aurora crashes? cus....i have no idea what the degasi is

    • @pisk4910
      @pisk4910 4 года назад +7

      @@asninox9060 Practically a family

    • @paul-lm2yo
      @paul-lm2yo 4 года назад +28

      @@asninox9060 Subnautica spoilers:
      It's the ship that came to 4546B before the Aurora.
      It was the true reason why the Aurora came to 4546B, to rescue survivours...

    • @fakehatti
      @fakehatti 4 года назад +12

      @@paul-lm2yo after 10 years

    • @crapool4486
      @crapool4486 3 года назад +11

      beating subnautica before the precursors arive

  • @TRGcreepertnt
    @TRGcreepertnt 6 лет назад +670

    When your a speed runner and you crash on a planet
    *finds some map holes instantly*

    • @lucaslucas191202
      @lucaslucas191202 6 лет назад +13

      Omg, I should just fill my house with water, build a seaglide, go under the world and the use my seaglide in the water that is obviously beneath the ground. Easy transport

    • @frostysimo1394
      @frostysimo1394 6 лет назад +1

      IExist but that only works if the ground was one solid rock unless your house is inches from a tectonic plate then sure that would work

    • @lucaslucas191202
      @lucaslucas191202 6 лет назад +1

      @@frostysimo1394
      Damn I'm too far away ;(

    • @akashs4614
      @akashs4614 6 лет назад

      I could glitch under the map in most of the regions within 200 metres distance

    • @commentsectioncleaner944
      @commentsectioncleaner944 4 года назад

      666 likes :3

  • @0kelvin474
    @0kelvin474 6 лет назад +983

    Didn't collected any resource, still must pay 1 trillion credits. DansGame

    • @MinkeyBro
      @MinkeyBro  6 лет назад +180

      Yep, definitely getting jebaited by Alterra

    • @Dark.Phoenix
      @Dark.Phoenix 6 лет назад +24

      Well I guess it's a joke but I'm still going to explain it so you don't have to pay for resources but for the things you make for example the rocket costs about a trillion dollars so yeah

    • @Kale-Man
      @Kale-Man 6 лет назад +16

      Dark no it’s for the resources you take

    • @AlexxTheAug
      @AlexxTheAug 6 лет назад +2

      This is RUclips not Twitch

    • @ChrisPBacon-zf5gm
      @ChrisPBacon-zf5gm 6 лет назад +6

      kaleman silva I remember the pda file saying things you make. Hope your bring back a lot of diamonds

  • @leosefcik
    @leosefcik 6 лет назад +1384

    Big sea fish thingy: _My young need to hatch..._
    Minkey: Sorry but im leaving in 5 minutes

    • @Storm-fg5ug
      @Storm-fg5ug 6 лет назад +4

      @xXBagel NutzXx he was saying it wrong on PURPOSE

    • @Storm-fg5ug
      @Storm-fg5ug 6 лет назад +3

      @xXBagel NutzXx fuccccck meeeeee for mispelling when roasting XD

    • @raymondandreesanchez5521
      @raymondandreesanchez5521 6 лет назад +3

      Leo Šefčík not a subnatica fan its called the sea emperor

    • @danielhughes7071
      @danielhughes7071 5 лет назад +3

      Sea emporor is the name

    • @lofiplaysgames9335
      @lofiplaysgames9335 5 лет назад +2

      the "Big sea fish thingy" is named Sea Emperor.

  • @xxscootz9957
    @xxscootz9957 6 лет назад +2868

    *it takes me **7:19** to load into the game*

    • @sayanoraane4841
      @sayanoraane4841 6 лет назад +25

      Me too...its nervous

    • @shermankong2711
      @shermankong2711 6 лет назад +12

      It takes me 4 mins

    • @youleq3968
      @youleq3968 6 лет назад +4

      Jurek Krysiak nie nervous bo to nie jest zdenerwowane tylko denerwujące

    • @sayanoraane4841
      @sayanoraane4841 6 лет назад +4

      @@youleq3968 to sory,Jakiś super dobry w angliku nie jestem ale staram się pisać tak jak umiem :P:

    • @eduardocantdraw101
      @eduardocantdraw101 5 лет назад +5

      Takes me an hour

  • @bigmuffin05
    @bigmuffin05 5 лет назад +145

    “Warning: Passing 200 Meters. Oxygen efficiency greatly decreased”
    *Casually At 1000m*

  • @beneft5790
    @beneft5790 6 лет назад +794

    Starts game goes yeet straight down to active lava zone

  • @arkstirke8396
    @arkstirke8396 6 лет назад +696

    *Aurora’s jump core leaking lethal amounts of radiation so much so that it can kill the planet in three days after detonation*
    Minkey *smacks the shit out of the launch buttons*

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 5 лет назад +8

      I don't get it. The radiation should have disabled most of technology

    • @wanderjose600
      @wanderjose600 5 лет назад +1

      @@iliagluhchev2821 .

    • @samlovely9930
      @samlovely9930 5 лет назад +13

      @@iliagluhchev2821 I'm assuming you haven't played the game. You unsharpened pencil

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 5 лет назад +12

      @@samlovely9930 I have played the game and completed it. Nice insult tho.

    • @EpicMelonFruit
      @EpicMelonFruit 4 года назад +3

      @@iliagluhchev2821 The technology is resistant against radiation

  • @rawajip5997
    @rawajip5997 6 лет назад +417

    I love the ending of this game

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 6 лет назад +37

      Talk about an overly pragmatic future. "Oh you survived a planet filled with a fauna filled with leviathan class predators that were very much trying to eat you and you were infected with a virus and found a cure AND built the rocket from the transmition we sent? Congratulations, you're alive, now you pay us back because what you used to keep you alive belonged to the company, so pay up."

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 5 лет назад +6

      @@combinecommando001 when launching I brought 10 diamonds on me so that should be enogh

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 5 лет назад +6

      @@iliagluhchev2821 I think the ion cubes would be worth much more.

  • @21starsinthesky97
    @21starsinthesky97 5 лет назад +342

    Subnautica: creates creative mode for people to have fun
    Speedrunners: use game mode to speed run
    Subnautica creative: Am I a joke to you?

  • @owenapplegate374
    @owenapplegate374 5 лет назад +149

    7:48
    “Detecting increased local radiation levels.”
    Yeah I don’t think that’s a problem anymore.

  • @shadyone6620
    @shadyone6620 6 лет назад +201

    When final sequence is longer than run itself.

  • @TazariaGaming
    @TazariaGaming 6 лет назад +402

    Love the stasis rifle trick!

  • @ciprianristea8749
    @ciprianristea8749 6 лет назад +336

    I love how he just plays with the stasis rifile before the rocket gets built (i know he used it to get on the ship faster)

    • @rupesh_patel1960
      @rupesh_patel1960 6 лет назад +4

      It was just another version of the magic carpet 😝😝😂😂

    • @zevox-.-1226
      @zevox-.-1226 6 лет назад +2

      He's talking about the "object" he used to stand on while using another tool to fly...

    • @xrvvaal
      @xrvvaal 6 лет назад +1

      Phone yes it is you dumbass.

    • @wolfinthedepths
      @wolfinthedepths 6 лет назад +1

      @@Ph0n3numb3r did you not read "pick up Stasis Rifle" ?

    • @Ph0n3numb3r
      @Ph0n3numb3r 6 лет назад +1

      @@wolfinthedepths damnnnn i was fucking stupid, i kept thinking that they were picking up yhe propulsion cannon instead of the stasis.... i guess i am the fucking idiot

  • @Cheesegrater3
    @Cheesegrater3 5 лет назад +108

    Me: takes like 10 minutes trying to get over my fear of reapers, so that I can get in the ocean

  • @p.c.6325
    @p.c.6325 6 лет назад +35

    Aliens: *Doing a bunch of research, studying the nature and biology of the Sea Emperor to create a cure to a dangerous virus. No success after a lot of time and effort*
    This Player: *Crashes on the planet, get the cure, leaves in less than 10 minutes*

  • @itzm1c155
    @itzm1c155 6 лет назад +539

    The worst thing I hate to hear is...
    Welcome home to Alterra. Your permission to land will be granted once you settled your outstanding balance of 1 trillion credits.

    • @Arten00
      @Arten00 6 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @ladiesman743
      @ladiesman743 6 лет назад +41

      In all seriousness They probably didn't make him pay it

    • @nulcoldbreakfast633
      @nulcoldbreakfast633 6 лет назад +2

      ItZ M1c1 all around me are familiar faces

    • @notDundi
      @notDundi 6 лет назад +33

      you never know how much is it, maybe you can't even purchase hotdog with this money

    • @GatoEpico
      @GatoEpico 6 лет назад +27

      guy had all data of the planet so he was ensured to have THE MONEY by the time he got back to alterra.
      Then they wanted to go back to the planet and steal stuff in below zero.

  • @atypicalyorkshireman3809
    @atypicalyorkshireman3809 5 лет назад +45

    They cured themselves so quickly the sea emperor didn’t have a chance to move

  • @The1TrueToad
    @The1TrueToad 6 лет назад +179

    Normal: Some Hours until the first Emperor Visit, even more to the cure
    Minkey: Hey, 3 mins to get healed from an disease, what can only be cured with an special enzyme and fly away in 7 mins! Totally normal!

    • @kueapel911
      @kueapel911 6 лет назад +1

      3 mins to get healed from an disease *yet to be caught*

    • @Peusterokos1
      @Peusterokos1 6 лет назад +3

      ....."some" hours?
      Boy I suddenly incredibly fucking slow all of the sudden.

  • @WTCAT500
    @WTCAT500 6 лет назад +531

    6:50 "You're a wizard Harry"🤣

  • @nawtfouryew
    @nawtfouryew 5 лет назад +54

    PDA: “Detecting local increased radiation levels”
    Minkey: *Midway through take-off*

  • @ultimateabsol1268
    @ultimateabsol1268 6 лет назад +241

    I love how at 7:50 the pda is still giving exposition after you beat the game. XD

    • @MinkeyBro
      @MinkeyBro  6 лет назад +26

      lmao didnt even notice, thats funny xD

    • @cdemr
      @cdemr 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @Slycooper-zj7gd
      @Slycooper-zj7gd 4 года назад +1

      I finished the game in 20 min and the game was telling me that the aurora will explode in 2 hours

  • @darkcreeper6923
    @darkcreeper6923 6 лет назад +160

    T-pose levithan

  • @DreamKeeper.
    @DreamKeeper. 6 лет назад +108

    That rocket animation will never be the same for me now that I know how they did it

  • @hugekingkibblefan6980
    @hugekingkibblefan6980 5 лет назад +159

    Next speedrun: beating subnautica before the game is created

    • @lordsupersucc
      @lordsupersucc 5 лет назад +2

      Subnautica below zero is still in beta lmao
      We can speedrun that

    • @SalahTube0
      @SalahTube0 4 года назад +2

      Waiting for someone to get woooshed here..

  • @Unknown-yz6md
    @Unknown-yz6md 5 лет назад +37

    Sunbeam Worker: Theres a survivor on the planet!
    Sunbeam Worker 2: From aurora? Who is it?
    Sunbeam Worker: Checking... Oh. It’s Minkey. No big deal.
    **Rescue operations cancelled**

  • @hellenic7033
    @hellenic7033 4 года назад +30

    PDA: This pda is on survival mode with one directive, to keep you alive. Also in order to stay at alterra you need to pay your bill of 1.000.000.000 credits

  • @Nova_Avali
    @Nova_Avali 6 лет назад +2260

    So does this mean the sunbeam is saved?

    • @MinkeyBro
      @MinkeyBro  6 лет назад +550

      It actually does :D

    • @bucket8703
      @bucket8703 6 лет назад +444

      The sunbeam doesn’t even know you were there

    • @BowlGOfficial
      @BowlGOfficial 6 лет назад +184

      i just witnessed the sunbeam getting obliterated by their mcfucking cannon.
      that was 4 minutes after i got my seamoth out of the inside of the island after the fucking warper came and literally yeeted it into the land
      (i had to use the noclip method to get it out)

    • @RiveryJerald
      @RiveryJerald 6 лет назад +23

      @@BowlGOfficial cough PROPULTION CANNON

    • @nulcoldbreakfast633
      @nulcoldbreakfast633 6 лет назад +3

      Griffin the black ice dragon yes lives saved

  • @aloysiuskurnia7643
    @aloysiuskurnia7643 6 лет назад +34

    2:37 Uh.. ma'am? You okay there?

  • @tubb1
    @tubb1 5 лет назад +54

    parents: you have to get off it’s late
    Kid: can I have a little longer please?
    Parents: how much longer?
    Kid: oh 8 minutes or so after I escape this alien planet

  • @baggedboy
    @baggedboy 4 года назад +12

    “If you help us-“
    Minkey: *Has already helped them.*

  • @ghosteh4004
    @ghosteh4004 4 года назад +15

    Subnautica Below 1000 : There u can fly in the sky :
    Minkes: Hold my Stasis rifle

  • @rookieodst1376
    @rookieodst1376 6 лет назад +401

    I think by 7:19 I learned how to catch a fish 😂😂😂

    • @cross5328
      @cross5328 6 лет назад

      Rookie ODST I’m confused

    • @Kzalex.
      @Kzalex. 6 лет назад +1

      ???

    • @leosippola5874
      @leosippola5874 6 лет назад +14

      I think he heant that when he had played the game for 7 minutes he had only learned how to catch a fish and this dude already completed the game

    • @Dorraj
      @Dorraj 4 года назад +1

      No joke, when I bought this game in EA years ago, I had to Google how to eat. I didn't understand that you had to swim up to the fish, look at them, and click to catch them. I thought you needed some tool first hahaha

    • @SalahTube0
      @SalahTube0 4 года назад

      @@Dorraj lmao

  • @thisisargus7188
    @thisisargus7188 5 лет назад +19

    PDA: **introductio-**
    Minkey: *AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!*

  • @Luffy-tl5bz
    @Luffy-tl5bz 5 лет назад +31

    Minkey makes opinion about game on steam
    Minkey: Too short of a game

  • @pef_v6107
    @pef_v6107 4 года назад +10

    When you crash in an alien planet but realise you left the oven on at home

  • @Mikki-Moo
    @Mikki-Moo 6 лет назад +5

    When I see speedruns like that, I always imagine NPC's going like "Welly fuck that guy" as the player speeds past them, ignoring them completely

  • @mohammadhooda2877
    @mohammadhooda2877 5 лет назад +26

    "Detecting local radiation levels" I don't care i am going home

  • @Ultyyy
    @Ultyyy 6 лет назад +185

    im scared of reaper leviathans but i love subnautica

    • @sebastiaomendonca1477
      @sebastiaomendonca1477 6 лет назад +8

      Subnautica is partly a horror game

    • @Ultyyy
      @Ultyyy 6 лет назад +2

      @@sebastiaomendonca1477 i ended game without seeing a reaper😂

    • @sebastiaomendonca1477
      @sebastiaomendonca1477 6 лет назад +11

      Thats more impressive than this speedrun itself

    • @xxultragamingxx9219
      @xxultragamingxx9219 6 лет назад

      SponzBoB meanwhile here I am with the sounds of a warper

    • @Ultyyy
      @Ultyyy 6 лет назад +2

      @@xxultragamingxx9219 imagine warper that teleports you infront of a reaper

  • @ACertainLando
    @ACertainLando 6 лет назад +41

    6:53 *harry potter theme starts playing*

  • @peterstrakos5165
    @peterstrakos5165 5 лет назад +17

    Mom: "We're going for grandma to the hospital.. about 8:00 Minutes!"
    Minkeys subnautica game be like:

  • @centur
    @centur 6 лет назад +121

    Wow, so impressing even though its in creative. You know so many glitches! Congrats on the run :D

  • @div8435
    @div8435 6 лет назад +79

    What if life was like this you can just glitch through your problems

  • @gamerboss333
    @gamerboss333 6 лет назад +24

    Crashing on an alien planet really isn’t a big deal when your a god.

  • @BarsBariullahCankr
    @BarsBariullahCankr 4 года назад +11

    Sunbeam: We Arrived
    Minkey: No i arrived

  • @cartooncentral263
    @cartooncentral263 5 лет назад +8

    “I’ve crash landed on an alien plant. No matter, I’ll be out of here in 8 minutes.”

  • @xdunny1230
    @xdunny1230 6 лет назад +21

    Minkey: Casually goes through floor
    Physics: *HOLD UP*

    • @howard440
      @howard440 3 года назад

      How did he do that? Bugs hacks or glitches or just bad textures

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 3 года назад

      @@howard440 clip glitch

  • @abraveterransoldier500
    @abraveterransoldier500 3 года назад +8

    Even in creative this game is super terrifying..

  • @connorhenderson2943
    @connorhenderson2943 6 лет назад +19

    *Crashes on alien planet*
    Dammit not again, there goes seven minutes

  • @SyphistPrime
    @SyphistPrime 4 года назад +4

    I love how building the rocket takes a good 40% or so of the run.

  • @AbyssZen
    @AbyssZen 4 месяца назад +1

    imagine hearing ur college crashin on a planet then 7 mins later he is already on his way back with a whole ass rocket

  • @AllExistence
    @AllExistence 6 лет назад +21

    When you spend most of the time just waiting for rocket to build. XD

  • @MinkeyBro
    @MinkeyBro  6 лет назад +128

    Any% Creative is a bit of a meme category, but really fun nonetheless :D Just a heads up.. this run contains a lot of glitches.
    If you like speedruns/deathless runs, don't forget to subscribe!

  • @discover5636
    @discover5636 6 лет назад +20

    Legit has infinite stuff before you even get there... BUT ALTERA BE LIKE GIMMIE THAT ONE TRILLION CREDITS BOIIIII

    • @G4MA
      @G4MA 5 лет назад +1

      DiscoverGaming You dont know how much is that. Mabye you cant even buy a hot dog with that 😂

  • @samartinski
    @samartinski 4 года назад +2

    Finishing subnautica is like when someone wakes up from a coma, you finally get to live again, but you would rather die again because of the bill

  • @Bakar1025
    @Bakar1025 3 года назад +2

    Imagine just liveing on the planet 4546B amd just seeing a janitor from crashed ship flying on a stasis rifle to a spaceship

  • @partly_quarantined_tomato573
    @partly_quarantined_tomato573 6 лет назад +41

    the story of sea emperror is so sad

    • @nikolaybababooey7644
      @nikolaybababooey7644 6 лет назад +3

      mr.tomato yeah. After the ending I was very sad. I would say, sad asf!

  • @keeganL1
    @keeganL1 4 года назад +4

    Sea Emperor: Thank you for freeing my b-
    This guy: Yeah yeah, now I’ve gotta get off of here

  • @Rat-pn3iq
    @Rat-pn3iq 5 лет назад +12

    next speedrun: killing every creature in the whole crater in under 25 mins

  • @rapas5104
    @rapas5104 5 лет назад +8

    Other survivors "Help us"
    This guy "Im outta here.

  • @Uberunderstander
    @Uberunderstander 5 лет назад +20

    6:52 when u play garry's mode too much

    • @NSS7779
      @NSS7779 3 года назад

      Garrys mod

    • @JohnSmith-dw4sl
      @JohnSmith-dw4sl 3 года назад

      It's Gary's mod do you are have dumb

    • @Dmidim
      @Dmidim 3 года назад

      @@JohnSmith-dw4sl do you are have dumb

  • @yugi33352
    @yugi33352 4 года назад +5

    Minkey : " Wanna see me do it again?"

  • @benpailes8207
    @benpailes8207 5 лет назад +14

    And people thought jacksepticeye rushed through the game

  • @istbrot
    @istbrot 6 лет назад +22

    Devs: This game shall take over and hour to explore needed areas to beat it.
    Minkey: Hold my beer!

    • @nicoyad
      @nicoyad 3 года назад

      I finished my first playtrough in about 37 hours. It is a great game and I just started to play subnautica below zero now and man they kinda fixed alot of the problems of the first games like the thermal blade making bubbles when not in water. The graphics too. Only if they were making a subnautica 2 like the original games but with features like below zero or better

  • @gerryforde6365
    @gerryforde6365 5 лет назад +13

    When your mom says your leaving in 10 mins

  • @toeaimbot8268
    @toeaimbot8268 4 года назад +1

    Ancient civilization: takes 1000 years trying to find the cure and fails.
    Minkey: aight bro.... hold my beer..

  • @nathan24-_-2
    @nathan24-_-2 6 лет назад +103

    *sv_cheats 1*
    *minkey_time*

  • @thehysker0697
    @thehysker0697 6 лет назад +19

    Beat subnautica before Aurora crashed next!

  • @maxe2311
    @maxe2311 5 лет назад +5

    Love how ure just clipping through everything possible :)

    • @MinkeyBro
      @MinkeyBro  5 лет назад +1

      It's kinda fun breaking the game

  • @TheStrongVirus
    @TheStrongVirus 4 года назад +1

    PDA: The key to- Life forms in this- You are going to need- If you desire to survive- Oxygen can- building a- The biome in this area- Plant life in this- Radiation levels may- Aurora is- To survive depth- The- Well Done, you have beaten the odds and survived.

    • @MinkeyBro
      @MinkeyBro  4 года назад

      PDA can't catch a breath

  • @bruh5382
    @bruh5382 4 года назад +4

    It takes me 7 minutes to figure out what the hell my PDA is even saying

  • @Pupuh
    @Pupuh 5 лет назад +4

    Me, playing Subnautica for the 100th time:
    *Ah shit, here we go again.*

  • @chair6057
    @chair6057 4 года назад +13

    "Press F8 to report bugs and give feedback"
    Well ok but actually no

  • @steller7515
    @steller7515 6 лет назад +7

    The ending of the game is just getting jebaited by Alterra.

  • @AceBattleStorm
    @AceBattleStorm 5 лет назад +1

    It makes me really happy that people love subnautica to the point of meticulously speedrunning it

    • @MinkeyBro
      @MinkeyBro  5 лет назад

      A great game like this deserves it

  • @somerandomguywithnoiq7797
    @somerandomguywithnoiq7797 3 года назад +1

    Aurora: Wait, Survivor we r coming.
    Survivor: Bye... Left planet already...

  • @lysandish3265
    @lysandish3265 4 года назад +4

    “Permission to land will be granted when you have settled your outstanding balance of 1 trillion credits”
    Minkey: how about none

  • @FZenji
    @FZenji 6 лет назад +49

    Does the glitch with the habitat at the start allow you to go superspeed with the seaglide? and how do you do it?

    • @MinkeyBro
      @MinkeyBro  6 лет назад +16

      Deconstructing/reconstructing a hatch while your base is flooded gives you superspeed, which is why I use my propulsion cannon to flood it

    • @FZenji
      @FZenji 6 лет назад +2

      Oh I see that's cool ty

    • @FZenji
      @FZenji 6 лет назад +3

      luv ur vids btw

    • @MinkeyBro
      @MinkeyBro  6 лет назад +2

      Thanks ;)

    • @Kuino
      @Kuino 6 лет назад +2

      Minkey, i found a way to do it easier, construct a moonpool and hit it with the boomarang and right as you dive out you will go at superspeed, but idk if it takes long to make a moonpool.

  • @desastroeser2264
    @desastroeser2264 6 лет назад +373

    Noob i did it in 3 hours

  • @epic35YT
    @epic35YT 5 лет назад +2

    Character's mom: Where r u?
    Character: I Crashed landed...
    Character's Mom: OMG how long do you think you will be there?
    Character: Ehhh maybe 6 to 7 minutes...
    Character's Mom: WHAT?! 0_o

  • @justalez9909
    @justalez9909 4 года назад +1

    *Walls exist*
    Mobile vehicle bay: I’m about to end this man’s whole career