Eouronews my name is gocha I am from Georgia this is not the way we are supposed to baptism baby's many children can get hurt infact I was baptism in 2012 but they poured small amounts of holy water on my head this is absolutely absurd
The reality is that most of them survive this, but there are weak kids, who die. Beacuse these sudden movements, some of them have brain issues. I believe in God, but this qis a human decision. God would bless these little kids with 3 drops on their head as we do baptism in the West. This is a Spartan idea.
i think these guys should be taught about what a shaken baby syndrome is... and the fact that the parents are getting their startled child back with a smile on their face..
I am Georgian too and i have never seen Georgian kid with shaken baby syndrome or heard about it. This is not trauma at all. Trauma is LGBT prides in front of kids and circumcision, and also child marriage. This is just a water.
The Orthodox have been practicing infant baptism for well over a millennium, I’m sure they know how to perform it safely, even if it looks somewhat shocking.
Babies do not even form memories until 2 years old. As a Georgian I had no issue with being flipped over like a burger and dipped like the last chicken nugget because I could not f*cking form memories!
The Orthodox have been practicing infant baptism for well over 1,000 years, they know what they’re doing. I’ll also point out that if a baby can handle being circumcised, then this is a walk in the park comparatively, lol.
@@Cobruh_Commander u can't compare this to the original sin of Adam and Eve, if you're Orthodox then you believe in the original sin. If you're Orthodox please ask your priest.
My wife is ukrainian and her familiy, especially her grandmother, really wanted that we give our daughter a orthodox baptism. So yes we were desperately afraid that something like this would happen, because my mother in law told us that it was custom to fully submerge the child in the water three times(!). Luckily the baptism was made by pouring water over our daughters forehead three times using a ladle. Turns out they dont do the submerging anymore because apparently babies have died. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT Edit: I might want to add that those babies did not die from drowning or vertigo or something, but from infection due to swallowing the filthy holy water
Crybabylover They are orthodox. Orthodox baptise babies , Lutherans, Anglicans baptise babies. Stop blaming the Catholics for everything and perhaps look at yourself. Maybe you'll be guided if you open your mind and deeply examine your books.
Crybabylover hi you shall listen William Branham sermons it really helpful for us to be close to God I swear listen u will have results iam sure it will help u so much
preach brother, well said praying to mary and saints is wrong because prayer is a form of worship, catholics have told me that they are only asking for intercession (the saint or mary to pray to God for you) but that raises the question, why not just pray to god yourself? @@Soyebakhtar0105
@@Eduard.ardelean Because when two or more pray together in my name I am there duh we do but we are asking for their prayers since they are in full communion with God
@@carolinpurayidom4570 Exodus 20:4-5 - Don't worship or serve idols of any kind, because I, the LORD, am your God. I think we can all agree that Praying is a form of worship, and even if your not worshipping mary or the said saint (which is what your doing weather you think so or not), asking for their intercession its still not what the bible teaches Philippians 4:5-7 : The Lord is at hand; do not be anxious about anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God. And the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.” `Let your requests be made known to God`-pray to God mate, prayer is a direct line to God, no saint even Mary cant intervene when you pray, and `when two or three are gathered in my name` refers to two people(who live) being gathered in the name of God gaurantees his prescence, not ask mary or one of the dead saints to pray for you
@@TheWelchProductions Please stop spreading Satanic atheist propaganda. If you want proof of God's existence, please research the Fatima Miracle of the Sun from 10/13/1917. Viva Cristo Rey!
Pretty sure a newborn baby or baby younger than 1 year old can swim better than your regular adult. It's s part of our survival instinct to float when we are still infants. That's how some infants are able to survive by floating afloat for 30 minutes but if you live them longer than that they get exhausted and might drown. But 30 minutes is enough time for parents to.react to their drowning infant
Dursinlav the yeeting one would be throwing them through an aquarium of holy water and having someone to catch the baby after Honestly that interpretation I just imagined made me laugh a bit
All new born babies are born without any sin. It's ridiculous that some Christians think that you are born with sin and you need to be baptized in order to b3come free of sin
this is what christianity is for you: violent, mercilless and blasphemic and the bible proofs it too, also the priest believed the baby isnt innocent since in christianity everyone who isnt a christian is considered to be not innocent
The earliest pain I remember was when I didn’t know that you weren’t supposed to breath underwater. It’s even worse when you’re upside down and waters getting in your nose. I feel bad
Don't worry. Babies have a reflex to stop breathing underwater for , I think, a year after birth. I'm worried about the shaking. Shaking them might give brain damage.
@@coryc1904 Brain can’t be developed enough to have the memory lobe regain past moments so that’s what I meant if you remembered something as a baby....I mean if your a person of faith I guess Jesus was the only one
Everyone: "babies are fragile, support the head and hold them carefully" This guy: *chucks baby across the church into water* "KOBE" *Edit* *holy sh*t thank you for 2K likes, most I've ever gotten *
*blub* _"Where's the money Lebowski?"_ *blub* _"I want that money Lebowski"_ _"Bunny say's you're good for it"_ _"W h e r e ' s t h e f u c k i n ' m o n e y S h i t h e a d !"_ _"it's down there somewhere, lemme take another look"_ *blub*
The babies are actually dealing with this way better than I expected… its like they are still trying to process what’s going on but I would’ve thought they would instantly be in tears and freaking out after this
Anybody else think this is abuse besides me? Come on people!! If we saw a random person on the street doing this to their baby, we would call the police...
Its a complete power trip & pure child abuse...it made me angry 😳🙁😠 if that priest can do that to a brand new baby, I just can't imagine what may go on behind closed doors...😡👎🇦🇺
Most of them are too young and lack the strength in their neck. Shaking like that can cause brain damage. Water in the ears cannot clear easily and lead to infection. And lastly, there is a serious condition known as dry drowning where a baby who has breathed in some water in their lungs is found dead from asphyxiation in their cot 24-48 hrs post exposure. You do not want to put your baby at risk like this ever! Tell that priest to wake up to himself. The correct procedure is to anoint the child with the mark of the cross on his forehead. Adults can be submerged because we have the strength etc to withstand it.
This priest is not catholic! It is an orthodox priest and in our church this is how you baptize a child, well not exactly like this but the mouth and nose is covered for a second and the baby is submerged fully into the water with his head up and feet down, no shaking is involved!
@@deeamusiclover ok that's fair enough. I apologise if I seemed overly concerned. I guess it is okay if they aren't causing any trauma or putting the baby at risk.
@@soul832006 The guy in the video invented this practice specifically for this "super spectacular mass trifold baptism extravaganza" event he orchestrated and sponsored as the latest head of the Georgian church. There's very much the risk of trauma here. The parents look quite surprised, don't they? They knew their babies were getting dunked, but not by a rejected member of the Harlem Globetrotters still shooting 4 pointers. In Greek, the word baptize is specifically "fully submerged" while in Latin it can mean dip or submerge. It wasn't until the council of Ravenna in 1311 that Catholics stopped doing full submersion and started practicing Chinese water torture on babies so they could be all set when the Spanish Inquisition unexpectedly showed up. It wasn't long after that when protestants started rising up demanding full submersion again. We like going deep. These Greeks believe in one baptism, but they dunk the kid three times for good measure. Father, son, and holy spirit. A three for one discount on delivery. Just, it's not normally such a shaky ride.
perfectly said mate, your comment should be at the top, when i watched this, straight away i new it was wrong on so many levels, an for the parents not to acknowledge it is shocking.
Cute Lil Pineapple there are traditions to traditions. This way of "baptizing" is soooo wrong!! Don't you see how dramatizing and dangerous this is for the babies. Don'tnt you think?
@@joshuatheunkownuniverse.2475 Some protestants think that the baptism is merely a symbol and that it's not necessary for our salvation. I think that this is what he was talking about...
@@daniloferreira5613 I mean, it’s fundamentally not necessary for salvation. It’s by faith alone a man is justified before God and anyone who doesn’t believe this simply isn’t Christian.
It usually is just a sprinkle. This is extreme and the baby can end up with water in its lungs or water in the ear causing pain and a possible ear infection. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦♀️
The mass baptism was an invention of Patriarch of all Georgia Ilia II, seen to be one of the most influential men in the country.
He came up with the idea to stimulate the country's low birth rate, promising to personally baptise every third child in each family.
@@dumnezeucunoidumnezeucunoi7294 cap
The fact that this comment was made the i visited that cathedral
ok
Eouronews my name is gocha I am from Georgia this is not the way we are supposed to baptism baby's many children can get hurt infact I was baptism in 2012 but they poured small amounts of holy water on my head this is absolutely absurd
That priest dip those babies like last chicken nugget and lot of dipping sauce left
😂😂💀💀
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Stop making me laugh 😂
The second baby is like: *I've seen God.*
Lol ikr
PLZ 😭😭
Ive been laughing at this for an hour now😂🙏
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Second baby went down the line screaming to his buddies “I SAW HIM... I SAW HIM!”
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Lmaoooo
Pls😂😂😂💀😂😂😂
Ahahahahahahha Lmao
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I’m a devout Catholic, you can’t convince me this doesn’t leave infant trauma 😭
I agree with you
nope, for babies it's nothing, just a little suffer but life bring them more, like to all of us mortals. Slava Jesusu!
Bruhh they will not remember this when they grow up😂
devoted sheepdog
The reality is that most of them survive this, but there are weak kids, who die. Beacuse these sudden movements, some of them have brain issues. I believe in God, but this qis a human decision. God would bless these little kids with 3 drops on their head as we do baptism in the West. This is a Spartan idea.
Where’s the money labowski
Where's the money shithead?
ImA Christian WHERES THE FUKIN MONEY SHITHEAAAADDDDD?!!
Top comment 🙌
Wait let me check it
Is under here somewhere
Dunkin Donuts wouldn't even go to that level. shleep
Putther loooooool
Wait I think I see it down there let me take another look
or Greggs
💀💀💀💀💯
Tim hortons would
He double dipped, you should never double dip...
You dip it your way, and I dip it... my way
BDtetra lol
Tripple dip.
HENRY THE RC CAR
Honestly never thought I'd see u here
HENRY THE RC CAR HAHAHA
i think these guys should be taught about what a shaken baby syndrome is... and the fact that the parents are getting their startled child back with a smile on their face..
That’s what i was thinking too! I’d be surprised if they didn’t end up having shaken baby syndrome.
I am Georgian too and i have never seen Georgian kid with shaken baby syndrome or heard about it. This is not trauma at all. Trauma is LGBT prides in front of kids and circumcision, and also child marriage. This is just a water.
The Orthodox have been practicing infant baptism for well over a millennium, I’m sure they know how to perform it safely, even if it looks somewhat shocking.
You should ask this question to your religion what kind of practice is thsi
@@JimmyKantstandyabitzYeah I’m sure after 2,000 years of doing this they wouldn’t know that, my god you people are so pretentious…
where's the money lebowski ?
zaid ...
zaid WHERES THE MONEY SHITHEAD!
I-It’s down there, maybe if i take another look- *Dunk*
It's down there somewhere, let me take another look.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
wouldn’t blame them if the babies were scared of water after that
Lol
@Lord Voldemort rekt
Dipshit
True
@Lord Voldemort this dumbass can't do anything to fight back lmao
They tried to scream, but their heads were underwater 😔
Good one
you're a bille fan mann😂😂
🤣😭
Lol
You can make bille ilish sounds with a paper cone
as a mother to a 6 month old, i am nauseated seeing this. i can’t imagine someone handling my child like this, those poor babies are terrified
Right!?!
People with right mind wont ever do this , this rituals were created by mad humans not God 😮💨
Babies do not even form memories until 2 years old.
As a Georgian I had no issue with being flipped over like a burger and dipped like the last chicken nugget because I could not f*cking form memories!
The Orthodox have been practicing infant baptism for well over 1,000 years, they know what they’re doing. I’ll also point out that if a baby can handle being circumcised, then this is a walk in the park comparatively, lol.
@@nickhollow your nervous system holds memories so no you won’t remember this, but your body does!
That’s not a baptism that’s called whiplash
No
That's baptism to them
Martin Quintanilla 5 ya I guess 😂
YEA XD
....Metallica
he looks like he is trying to speedrun a baptism....
Jesus! You cracked me up!😂😂😂
"hey poopbum, wanna see me baptize someone?"
Baptism speedrun dunking %
Capitalism huh
*plays dream speedrunning music* DUDUDUDU
"Hold on sir your child was born with more sin than usual"
I laughed at this comment way too hard. 😂🤣🤣
Tyrone McCool you don’t?
@@Cobruh_Commander if you're Orthodox then you do
@@Cobruh_Commander u can't compare this to the original sin of Adam and Eve, if you're Orthodox then you believe in the original sin. If you're Orthodox please ask your priest.
Tyrone McCool then what’s the point of dipping babies
My wife is ukrainian and her familiy, especially her grandmother, really wanted that we give our daughter a orthodox baptism.
So yes we were desperately afraid that something like this would happen, because my mother in law told us that it was custom to fully submerge the child in the water three times(!).
Luckily the baptism was made by pouring water over our daughters forehead three times using a ladle.
Turns out they dont do the submerging anymore because apparently babies have died. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
Edit: I might want to add that those babies did not die from drowning or vertigo or something, but from infection due to swallowing the filthy holy water
And thats The time when You Realise "Holy water"
Is not 100% Holy 😂
@@Belenvictory Bet they used the Diet Holy Water to save on some money
More like a CIA interrogation techniques 101
Lmao
When did CIA start practicing baptism? For heaven's sake...
Waterboarding.
“WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI?”
it's down there somewhere, let me take another look
“WHERES THE MONEY S***HEAD?!?”
Bunny says you’re good for it!
Where's the mony shitheaaaaaaad!!!!!!
420th like.
This is what my dad does to me whenever I show him my exam results.
@Jimmy Williams 😬
Mine grabs the croc leather belt
Ამინ
@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 😂👍
@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess Dads punish their daughters like that too?🤔
I am Georgian too. This is not trauma at all. Trauma is LGBT prides in front of kids and circumcision, and also child marriage. This is just a water.
He protecc
He attacc
but most importantly
He is dippin' babies like a snacc
Thankyou for making me laugh so hard i about died
😂😂
Dude why HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS TOO MUCH
Mother of God, you just made me lose my S at my desk.... Got the whole office lookin at me shady now... Thanks alot, mh
Ugh... Mf 😂
THE SECOND BABY LOOKED SO HAPPY BUT SHOCKED AT THE SAME TIME-
Happy? They immediately started crying after it stopped-
@Ruek oh
@@ruek8521 yeah
@@phillysteak-t5v pretty much the baby maybe happy because he see a god but at crying because how will he died i think :p
Happy? What planet do you live on? You sure live in another reality. That baby is traumatized not happy!!!
pediatrician: "Don't shake your baby, it's really dangerous!"
Le papa baptist: Lol holy water go blurpp
LMAOOOOO
Wtf lmfaoooo
😂😂
OMG I CANT 😂😂😂
🤣💔😭🤦😂😳😔🙄🤭
He is making the babies cry when he is not gentle while baptising them
Right? Where's the love?
That is horrible!
What the hell is wrong with that
@@nathanjones411You saw nothing wrong with that?
Is that how he dip his fries
Zuzu lmfao
He only eats food of the blessed.
For some reason I was imagining fried chicken XD
No thats how he dip his tea bag
T-BAG
I've seen u in the vid I watched before this
How about we don't do that
Crybabylover They are orthodox. Orthodox baptise babies , Lutherans, Anglicans baptise babies. Stop blaming the Catholics for everything and perhaps look at yourself. Maybe you'll be guided if you open your mind and deeply examine your books.
Kai Kai there are. I'm this way looks dangerous
I agree they could get water into their noses 😭😭
Martin Hemligt Bro catholics worship the pope like he is human fools.
Crybabylover hi you shall listen William Branham sermons it really helpful for us to be close to God I swear listen u will have results iam sure it will help u so much
That’s how I dip my cookies in my milk.
😂😂😂
LMAO
STOPPPPP
I can see somebody doing that with a 12 pound cookie too.
LOL
OMG, what's reall scary is the smiling parents that have no idea the trauma they are causing their children.
Exactly what I was thinking
Bro, they newborns. They won't remember anything
@@ぐぐがが-q9z
But for that period of time they are scared and traumatized.
Plzzzz don't give such nonsense excuses in defence of an idiotic ritual.
Bro what trauma?
@@ぐぐがが-q9z ever heard of shaken baby syndrom?? not all 'traumas' are related to mental health
Americans: never shake a baby it causes brain damage.
Orthodox priest: hold my beer....
My vodka**
IM DIEING
My red wine*
*jesus' blood
Hold my baby*
That second baby have seen what angels really looks like
Fallen angels are watching too Jesus watching too
preach brother, well said praying to mary and saints is wrong because prayer is a form of worship, catholics have told me that they are only asking for intercession (the saint or mary to pray to God for you) but that raises the question, why not just pray to god yourself? @@Soyebakhtar0105
@@Soyebakhtar0105 allah doesen't exists, there is god present jesus christ
@@Eduard.ardelean Because when two or more pray together in my name I am there duh we do but we are asking for their prayers since they are in full communion with God
@@carolinpurayidom4570 Exodus 20:4-5 - Don't worship or serve idols of any kind, because I, the LORD, am your God.
I think we can all agree that Praying is a form of worship, and even if your not worshipping mary or the said saint (which is what your doing weather you think so or not), asking for their intercession its still not what the bible teaches
Philippians 4:5-7 : The Lord is at hand; do not be anxious about anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God. And the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.”
`Let your requests be made known to God`-pray to God mate, prayer is a direct line to God, no saint even Mary cant intervene when you pray, and `when two or three are gathered in my name` refers to two people(who live) being gathered in the name of God gaurantees his prescence, not ask mary or one of the dead saints to pray for you
0:08 that baby was so shook, his first word was STOP.
Lol
🤣🤣 I laughed way hard at this. Did not notice that!!
Aww yesss
That’s a good one
Tbh sounds more like “D A !” To me.
0:27 the child's mother still doesn't get it does she..?
*Mother:* Gives birth to baby
*Doctor:* Your baby is healthy and so adorable!
*Card:* * _declines_ *
*Doctor:*
XD
GOLD
I love this comment
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😂
That priest is like dipping chicken nuggets in ketchup 😭😂
EXACTLY
Lol that’s not even that aggressive
Brooo i was legit just going to type this ahhahahaah legendary
Chicken nuggets in ketchup … ew
@@tewmanygyal what is wrong with dipping chicken nuggets in ketchup?
How to deal with a naughty child
Google: politely talk to them and tell them to stop
Bing:
How to bathe an infant
Google: Set them in a sink and rinse them with warm water and baby soap
Firefox:
@@maxaroo
😂😂😂
Radioactive Egg no firefox is a good browser
Baby be like: I sAW gOd
@@nestorchung517 Lmao, Jesus' 2nd Coming
Babies: I'm scared!
Babies after they have grown up and became a priests:
Dang, those better be the holiest babies in existence
As holy as a bag of nuts
@@TheWelchProductions Depends on the nut.
@@TheDBZ_KING7_Official All nuts are equally holy (or unholy, if you’re not one of those religious nuts).
@@TheDBZ_KING7_Official Not sure what you mean. Nuts are just food.
@@TheWelchProductions Please stop spreading Satanic atheist propaganda. If you want proof of God's existence, please research the Fatima Miracle of the Sun from 10/13/1917. Viva Cristo Rey!
I'm Georgian and I can still remember how my baptism was.
Sen cidimisin ?
Eras tú ?😂
@@georgehuamacto4647😂
@@georgehuamacto4647🤣🤣🤣
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The second baby is probably: “MO- MOM I- IVE SEEN HIM, IVE SEEN HIM.”
😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
Remember guys baby can survive drown
😂
@@madkittys8086 What?
@@madkittys8086 r/whooosh
0:21
Dude looking at me like I caused it 😂
"Let the children come to me" taken at a whole new level.
Lmao true
Underrated 😭😂
Yooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Definitely not a minister that knows the LORD.
The baby is going to see Jesus if he keeps dipping him in that water, like i dip my wings into ranch.
Namujeseus
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Armyyy
NAMJESUS
No no. Its how they saved my grandpa I think
Jesus be like: "didn't we send you to earth like a few months ago???"
No you sent us to earth like 3 weeks ago
I shouldn't be laughing on this...😶😐😁🤣
@@the_different6277 you do realize that a human's dead soul is still on earth and after 40 days the soul is now on heaven right?
@@Luminalixy and i did too
This comment deserves more likes
When people don't have the Holy Spirit,they do strange things in Jesus name
Father : How to teach my son swimming..??
Priest : Just baptize him.
😂😂😜
😀😀
Idk but that sound heard funny.
Father: WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI?
🤣
Scientists: Do not shake baby's head, it may causes permanent brain damage.
Orthodox priest: hold my nose hair...
Best comment ever 🤣
Scientist is google recommendation and the crazy priest is bing recommendation.
Most scientists can't replicate past studies
The other orthodox countries don't shake the baby like that at baptism
Hold my cross*
The parents "thank you for drowning my baby" smile
@REEndom kid bu professionals LMAO
@REEndom kid The mom’s face at 0:28 contradicts what u said lol
He’s wearing the outfit he must be professional
@REEndom kid أنت منين لكيت هاي الكلاوات
Pretty sure a newborn baby or baby younger than 1 year old can swim better than your regular adult. It's s part of our survival instinct to float when we are still infants. That's how some infants are able to survive by floating afloat for 30 minutes but if you live them longer than that they get exhausted and might drown. But 30 minutes is enough time for parents to.react to their drowning infant
What in God's name 😮 An adult would be whiplashed with this type of baptism. The look on that second baby's face. "What just happened?"
*_imagine the baby seeing this when they're like 13 years old_*
“It all makes sense now....”
Right tom
he'd be like : 😳
😭
They're most probably 4 yrs old now
How it feels to chew 5 Gum
PROTECTION what
What's a 5 Gum
This inane mindless comment needs to die.
Stimulate yo sences
I understood that reference
Baptism in any other place:*sploosh*
Baptism in Georgia: Y E E T
😂👏
Thats my state 🙃😂😂💀
Ok people. Please know that this is referencing the country of Georgia and not the state in USA.
Dursinlav the yeeting one would be throwing them through an aquarium of holy water and having someone to catch the baby after
Honestly that interpretation I just imagined made me laugh a bit
Idiot its the ortodox thing its called krstenje you mental why people joke about that
All new born babies are born without any sin. It's ridiculous that some Christians think that you are born with sin and you need to be baptized in order to b3come free of sin
I like how kid at 00:11 goes from " Put me down old man" to *WOKE* after that first dip...
and then to "let me back"
His face at the end is priceless lol
w o k e
Yeah, I was baptised like that, but I was old enough to talk and know some elementary curse words.
I guess, you already know what I did...
awoketh by de lord
"Why would you baptize a baby? It's not like they'll remember it."
Orthodox priest: "Oh, don't worry. They'll remember it."
Hysterical!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahaha facts 😂
this is what christianity is for you: violent, mercilless and blasphemic and the bible proofs it too, also the priest believed the baby isnt innocent since in christianity everyone who isnt a christian is considered to be not innocent
Mahound is in hell@@Soyebakhtar0105
😅😅😂😂
Plot twist: *The water is the tears of the babies*
@Areo Deus dont swear here
New Enclave I-
oh my god
@@doomboi789 NOOOOO I CANT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
The earliest pain I remember was when I didn’t know that you weren’t supposed to breath underwater. It’s even worse when you’re upside down and waters getting in your nose. I feel bad
Don't worry. Babies have a reflex to stop breathing underwater for , I think, a year after birth. I'm worried about the shaking. Shaking them might give brain damage.
@@the_lily_rose agreed, since they were just get out from their mom's womb which is full of water, they can still has the reflex
Wtf you were a councious babe?!?
@@Cursedcase909 everyone was concious in the womb. You don't remember it now. But yes, you were yourself back then too, lol.
@@coryc1904 Brain can’t be developed enough to have the memory lobe regain past moments so that’s what I meant if you remembered something as a baby....I mean if your a person of faith I guess Jesus was the only one
*Psychiatrist:*
"What would you do if there was a child right infront of you?"
*You:*
I would be mad if someone do this baptism not funny
*Throws baby out skyscraper on the top floor
I'd grab my baby so fast, and smack that evil priest right across his disgusting face - sick!
@@bjallard111 he would never walk again, I know that
I’d adopt them and raise them into a fascist chad.
Everyone: "babies are fragile, support the head and hold them carefully"
This guy: *chucks baby across the church into water* "KOBE"
*Edit* *holy sh*t thank you for 2K likes, most I've ever gotten *
😂😂😂😂😂I cried
that how Georgians do, don't even try to make Georgians psychos
LOL
So we r doing this after he died?
Looks like u have chosen death
@@chicken_nugget6429 It does'nt mean that he died that we can't say it anymore bruh.
Bro thought those babies were nuggets 💀
And the other parents just stand in line as they watch other kids get dipped like this.
@Hsessaax Tyshaha Yeah cuz they are mad.
That’s the cancer of religion and tradition.
@Hsessaax Tyshaha stupid tradition haha
I would've left so fast to find a different place
@@geigercute my guy traditions ain't stupid tho they are actually something you should be proud of 💀
*blub*
_"Where's the money Lebowski?"_
*blub*
_"I want that money Lebowski"_
_"Bunny say's you're good for it"_
_"W h e r e ' s t h e f u c k i n ' m o n e y S h i t h e a d !"_
_"it's down there somewhere, lemme take another look"_
*blub*
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Never gets old.
Avatar makes it better
I had the same idea now I can’t do it still funny as ever
Where’s the ducking money shithead!
I could see this becoming a sport.
Ahmad Adeeb Masalmah Lmao wtf 😂
Same and wtf is wrong with the world
@@sarahhernandez1452 its baptism XD
Shaheer679 its sick.
@@Gematrinator I'm not really sure what type of "Sick" you're talking about
Bro saw the light 💀
Baby's first roller coaster ride.
I laughed soooo hard I peed
Mia Gonzales wtf
I literally thought of that
Baby probably has whiplash. Too funny.
Gold!
He moving the baby like he making a drink
Omar Lopez that's because that priest is a vampire
Casey Overland the guy is evil
Alexandria Tharp oh DEFINITELY, he's just ruining lives left and right
Omar Lopez he should go to prison for baptising the babies
Omar Lopez Jesus is the Lord and Savior
0:33 that baby who watching the baby getting soaked be like
Ayo that's dripping
NEVER have i laughed at a comment so wholesomely
These old men are crazy fanatics.
“Did you fall on your head as a kid?”
- “No, I was baptized in Georgia.”
nooo....😃😃😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
NOOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's sweet Georgia 🇬🇪
priest: wheres the money Lebowski!!!
Lebowski: " I...I dunno man, I was just born last week!!!
*dips him again*
Lmfao
Haha
"WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' MONEY SHITHEAD!?"
The baby is very close to Jesus!
He dipping those babies like how I dip my buffalo wings.
😂
Clearly he has wings on his mind while doing so. I bet he went straight to Buffalo wild wings right after.
@@johnnyappleseed8127
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Buffalos can fly?? Wudaheel
@@ouroboros6738
I think you miss the point.
No wonder religious membership is down worldwide
And the birth rates, as they said in georgia.
Georgia must be a DEMONcrazy place!!?@@bankruptwizard
Is there an adult version of this baptism? Sign me up, looks like a blast.
Oh yeah, sign me up.
Im mad i laughed at this.
Adam Bowden 😂😂
Adam Bowden um, yes, it's called waterboarding!
Actually, there is lol.
All jokes aside this looks quite traumatizing for the babies.
I know
They will forget it as they were baby.
I’m sure this is considered a form of torture
Naw this is funny 😂😂😂
@@danielsoto8601 It's all fun and games until your kid grows up to have a phobia for getting into a body of water!
The second baby is like: "i saw jesus 3 time"
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What happened to "don't shake babies"???????
I was scared as hell for those babies man
Commander Esskeetit same lmao
Lol yeah
Commander Esskeetit i know I got so scared 😥😥😥😥omg so sad
+ Excuse me, master
How are they safer than any kid in an atheist household?
Not me
"I dont understand why little Billy has a fear of water?"
@Pb69xi know
My little cousin has a fear of water
😂😂😂😂
0:29 lmao
It creates strong human and your way of living comfortable life creates humans and later that humans are slaughtered by silly virus
Their faces change quick “angry crying” - scared - confused - angry crying again
Hahahaahaa
That’s all the different sins leaving the body😂😂
OFFICIAL DALPHH lmaooo
Poor babies 😂😂😂💔💔💔
All the sins left them 💪☦
That's way too extreme. How much danger is there witho that of shaken baby syndrome? I would never allow it for any kid of mine.
The babies are actually dealing with this way better than I expected… its like they are still trying to process what’s going on but I would’ve thought they would instantly be in tears and freaking out after this
One of the babies didn’t like it! Crying like crazy.NOT right!..
One of them eaven looked like it had the thrill of its life
@@Khloe_dancer_model yk maybe it's better for the kid to cry not on the water. Could have drowned
nice traumatizing your kids in the name of religion. pls seek professional help
@@web3wizard381 lol what are you talking about
Anybody else think this is abuse besides me? Come on people!! If we saw a random person on the street doing this to their baby, we would call the police...
It looks dangerous too. The priest could easily lose hold of the baby.
Yes this is sick and wrong
And these fools call themselves pro life
They hide behind their religion to harm children and get away w it thts y so many cases of child sexual abuse get ignored every year by them
Its a complete power trip & pure child abuse...it made me angry 😳🙁😠 if that priest can do that to a brand new baby, I just can't imagine what may go on behind closed doors...😡👎🇦🇺
Whatever happened to “don’t shake the baby?”
fr haha
shake it baby
Orthodox preist probably never heard of the internet or didn’t listen to the public, lol
Ike: dont kick the goddamn baby
there's no way this baptism would cause any damage, the motion is pretty different from shaking.
Why does the second woman emerge with a camera in the baby's face, looking shocked at how upset he was. What absolutely weird people.
*Brain damage has entered the chat*
Leo Zhen o
LOL
God asked for people to KNOW what they're being baptize for . "BRAIN DAMAGE URSELF OVER THAT."
@@s.e.landeros280 Yeah I think it's wrong to baptise babies. My parents only baptized me for social reasons, and raised me to be secular! Wtf mom?
@@PissyLissy American Amazing!
Most of them are too young and lack the strength in their neck. Shaking like that can cause brain damage. Water in the ears cannot clear easily and lead to infection. And lastly, there is a serious condition known as dry drowning where a baby who has breathed in some water in their lungs is found dead from asphyxiation in their cot 24-48 hrs post exposure.
You do not want to put your baby at risk like this ever!
Tell that priest to wake up to himself. The correct procedure is to anoint the child with the mark of the cross on his forehead.
Adults can be submerged because we have the strength etc to withstand it.
This priest is not catholic! It is an orthodox priest and in our church this is how you baptize a child, well not exactly like this but the mouth and nose is covered for a second and the baby is submerged fully into the water with his head up and feet down, no shaking is involved!
@@deeamusiclover ok that's fair enough. I apologise if I seemed overly concerned. I guess it is okay if they aren't causing any trauma or putting the baby at risk.
@@soul832006 The guy in the video invented this practice specifically for this "super spectacular mass trifold baptism extravaganza" event he orchestrated and sponsored as the latest head of the Georgian church. There's very much the risk of trauma here.
The parents look quite surprised, don't they? They knew their babies were getting dunked, but not by a rejected member of the Harlem Globetrotters still shooting 4 pointers.
In Greek, the word baptize is specifically "fully submerged" while in Latin it can mean dip or submerge. It wasn't until the council of Ravenna in 1311 that Catholics stopped doing full submersion and started practicing Chinese water torture on babies so they could be all set when the Spanish Inquisition unexpectedly showed up.
It wasn't long after that when protestants started rising up demanding full submersion again. We like going deep.
These Greeks believe in one baptism, but they dunk the kid three times for good measure. Father, son, and holy spirit. A three for one discount on delivery. Just, it's not normally such a shaky ride.
Nah Lebowski is just having time of his life
perfectly said mate, your comment should be at the top, when i watched this, straight away i new it was wrong on so many levels, an for the parents not to acknowledge it is shocking.
*wheres the money lebowski*
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It’s down there somewhere. Let take another look
i love you
aww come on im trying not to laugh at this :P
slang Nbang WHERE THE MONEY SHITHEAD!!!!!
Circumcision operation done to a 5 year old child makes him remember the pain during all his life
0:21 put on pause
Hes so shocked He probably saw heaven and demons down there
@@ijs8548 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That face when you fart but you feel something warm on your butt
Poor baby luckmy when i was born i wasn't baptized 😂
@@corneliuschew 😂😂😂meeee
He's playing with them like toys. I'm not against any religious acts, but these definitely look weird and very uncomfortable
It's like one of those cooking show... I forgot but It's started with dip dip two sides then eat eat yummy
I don't think he has to shake the baby like that ... he can just do it more gently, it's definitely not forbidden lol
Yessssss!!!!!
@@aritrianditya7700 🤣🤣
@@Giulia-om2gl yes
I know this is probably there tradition but...
Wtf... THAT POOR BABY!
Their*
Luka Petković. Looool, ikr.
Bill Cypher Uh. What. How does that make any sense?
Cute Lil Pineapple there are traditions to traditions. This way of "baptizing" is soooo wrong!! Don't you see how dramatizing and dangerous this is for the babies. Don'tnt you think?
Painkiller it's common for parents to allow male babies to get the fire skin cut off
This is why Georgia is ranked 70th in the world for education.
This!!!!
georgia has 30th rank in education system uneducated fucker
იდიოტო. საქართველოს რაც წვლილი აქ ქრისტიანობისთვის გაღებული. რაც სისხლი და ძალები შენს წინაპრებს და თქვენს ხალხს არც დაესიზმრება. იდიოტებო. Gey evropa
This is not the state but the country in Europe.
@@SusanBurnsridesatrike Thanks Captain Obvious.
0:28 The girl be like:
*_"OMFG, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM!!!?"_*
not exactly, but she's saying "what happened, baby?" so she is concerned af.
Lemon Soda I know right
I said oml dude stop dipping babys in the water while they are crying 😂
“I baptized him ma’am.”
And the more worse part was she was taping the whole thing like an idiot.
This is real baptism, you can see in the baby’s face he saw Jesus😂
Edit: IVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY LIKES IN MY LIFE THANKS YA'LL 🙏😭
He saw the whole of heaven and the angels. But he should be alive to see the world after this torture. I hope he is okay.
😂
Nope. It doesn’t even fit the Greek definition of “baptizo.”
Constance Holcomb LMAOAOAO💀
Kawthar Alwarqaa Oh well, this was just a joke due to the baby’s face expression when he got dipped out of the water
Protestant: no baptism is needed
Catholic: just a bit of holy water
Orthodox:
Who said protestant don't take baptisms?
We are body of Christ, and anyone who don't obey Jesus commandments is a cult.
@@joshuatheunkownuniverse.2475 Some protestants think that the baptism is merely a symbol and that it's not necessary for our salvation. I think that this is what he was talking about...
@@joshuatheunkownuniverse.2475 I think he meant baptism of babies
@@daniloferreira5613 I mean, it’s fundamentally not necessary for salvation. It’s by faith alone a man is justified before God and anyone who doesn’t believe this simply isn’t Christian.
@@jgc4818 actually the sacrament of Holy Baptism is a fundamental qualification for salvation. this is 2000 year old Christian teaching.
3 years into the future, only to see a baby get quadruple dipped in the holy skin water. 😂
Love the part when he went "it's baptizin' time" then baptized all over everyone
kracc bacc💀
Florp
love the part when he went "it's original comment time" then original commented all over everyone
@@kid_toucher ong
@@kid_toucher not everything has to be original
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round
lmbo
I hate you for making me laugh when I’m trying to be serious. xD
and I got to be your friend now Baby..
As a mother of 3 months old baby I'm haunted by this video
I'm no expert, but that seems like a terrible idea! People didn't come up with the slogan "don't shake a baby" a while back for no reason.
I mean how do they justify this it's creepy as hell 🧐 baptism usually just like some gentle sprinkling of water right???😳😳🥺
relegious shits
It usually is just a sprinkle. This is extreme and the baby can end up with water in its lungs or water in the ear causing pain and a possible ear infection. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦♀️
@@peck404 idk, but I’m Pentecostal. We don’t sprinkle. We do the normal baptizing. And we don’t baptize babies😳
They opted for the 3 in 1 + + pack- baptism, communion, and confirmation + swimming lesson.