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- Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025
- New parents in Tbilisi, Georgia queued up to have their children blessed at the Trinity Cathedral in celebration of the Epiphany on January 19.
"This baptism in Georgia is enough to make your head spin"
The mass baptism was an invention of Patriarch of all Georgia Ilia II, seen to be one of the most influential men in the country.
He came up with the idea to stimulate the country's low birth rate, promising to personally baptise every third child in each family.
The patriarch blessed 780 children during the day.
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The mass baptism was an invention of Patriarch of all Georgia Ilia II, seen to be one of the most influential men in the country.
He came up with the idea to stimulate the country's low birth rate, promising to personally baptise every third child in each family.
@@dumnezeucunoidumnezeucunoi7294 cap
The fact that this comment was made the i visited that cathedral
ok
Eouronews my name is gocha I am from Georgia this is not the way we are supposed to baptism baby's many children can get hurt infact I was baptism in 2012 but they poured small amounts of holy water on my head this is absolutely absurd
That priest dip those babies like last chicken nugget and lot of dipping sauce left
😂😂💀💀
😂😂😂😂
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Stop making me laugh 😂
The second baby is like: *I've seen God.*
Lol ikr
PLZ 😭😭
Ive been laughing at this for an hour now😂🙏
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Second baby went down the line screaming to his buddies “I SAW HIM... I SAW HIM!”
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Lmaoooo
Pls😂😂😂💀😂😂😂
Ahahahahahahha Lmao
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0:21 " little bro just remembered his past three life's"
😂😂😂😂😂
@@RJ730RoyalKings4 *live's*
Past three life's what?
Where’s the money labowski
Where's the money shithead?
ImA Christian WHERES THE FUKIN MONEY SHITHEAAAADDDDD?!!
Top comment 🙌
Wait let me check it
Is under here somewhere
pediatrician: "Don't shake your baby, it's really dangerous!"
Le papa baptist: Lol holy water go blurpp
LMAOOOOO
Wtf lmfaoooo
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OMG I CANT 😂😂😂
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He double dipped, you should never double dip...
You dip it your way, and I dip it... my way
BDtetra lol
Tripple dip.
HENRY THE RC CAR
Honestly never thought I'd see u here
HENRY THE RC CAR HAHAHA
i think these guys should be taught about what a shaken baby syndrome is... and the fact that the parents are getting their startled child back with a smile on their face..
That’s what i was thinking too! I’d be surprised if they didn’t end up having shaken baby syndrome.
I am Georgian too and i have never seen Georgian kid with shaken baby syndrome or heard about it. This is not trauma at all. Trauma is LGBT prides in front of kids and circumcision, and also child marriage. This is just a water.
The Orthodox have been practicing infant baptism for well over a millennium, I’m sure they know how to perform it safely, even if it looks somewhat shocking.
You should ask this question to your religion what kind of practice is thsi
@@JimmyKantstandyabitzYeah I’m sure after 2,000 years of doing this they wouldn’t know that, my god you people are so pretentious…
He protecc
He attacc
but most importantly
He is dippin' babies like a snacc
Thankyou for making me laugh so hard i about died
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Dude why HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS TOO MUCH
Mother of God, you just made me lose my S at my desk.... Got the whole office lookin at me shady now... Thanks alot, mh
Ugh... Mf 😂
Dunkin Donuts wouldn't even go to that level. shleep
Putther loooooool
Wait I think I see it down there let me take another look
or Greggs
💀💀💀💀💯
Tim hortons would
More like a CIA interrogation techniques 101
Lmao
When did CIA start practicing baptism? For heaven's sake...
Waterboarding.
Abuse. Nothing holy about traumatizing a child.
😂😂😂😂 gerizekâlılık
as a mother to a 6 month old, i am nauseated seeing this. i can’t imagine someone handling my child like this, those poor babies are terrified
Right!?!
People with right mind wont ever do this , this rituals were created by mad humans not God 😮💨
Babies do not even form memories until 2 years old.
As a Georgian I had no issue with being flipped over like a burger and dipped like the last chicken nugget because I could not f*cking form memories!
The Orthodox have been practicing infant baptism for well over 1,000 years, they know what they’re doing. I’ll also point out that if a baby can handle being circumcised, then this is a walk in the park comparatively, lol.
@@nickhollow your nervous system holds memories so no you won’t remember this, but your body does!
The second baby is probably: “MO- MOM I- IVE SEEN HIM, IVE SEEN HIM.”
😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
Remember guys baby can survive drown
😂
@@madkittys8086 What?
@@madkittys8086 r/whooosh
"Hold on sir your child was born with more sin than usual"
I laughed at this comment way too hard. 😂🤣🤣
Tyrone McCool you don’t?
@@Cobruh_Commander if you're Orthodox then you do
@@Cobruh_Commander u can't compare this to the original sin of Adam and Eve, if you're Orthodox then you believe in the original sin. If you're Orthodox please ask your priest.
Tyrone McCool then what’s the point of dipping babies
This is what my dad does to me whenever I show him my exam results.
@Jimmy Williams 😬
Mine grabs the croc leather belt
Ამინ
@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 😂👍
@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess Dads punish their daughters like that too?🤔
What in God's name 😮 An adult would be whiplashed with this type of baptism. The look on that second baby's face. "What just happened?"
Is that how he dip his fries
Zuzu lmfao
He only eats food of the blessed.
For some reason I was imagining fried chicken XD
No thats how he dip his tea bag
T-BAG
I've seen u in the vid I watched before this
he looks like he is trying to speedrun a baptism....
Jesus! You cracked me up!😂😂😂
"hey poopbum, wanna see me baptize someone?"
Baptism speedrun dunking %
Capitalism huh
*plays dream speedrunning music* DUDUDUDU
*Mother:* Gives birth to baby
*Doctor:* Your baby is healthy and so adorable!
*Card:* * _declines_ *
*Doctor:*
XD
GOLD
I love this comment
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😂
When people don't have the Holy Spirit,they do strange things in Jesus name
wouldn’t blame them if the babies were scared of water after that
Lol
@Lord Voldemort rekt
Dipshit
True
@Lord Voldemort this dumbass can't do anything to fight back lmao
“WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI?”
it's down there somewhere, let me take another look
“WHERES THE MONEY S***HEAD?!?”
Bunny says you’re good for it!
Where's the mony shitheaaaaaaad!!!!!!
420th like.
where's the money lebowski ?
zaid ...
zaid WHERES THE MONEY SHITHEAD!
I-It’s down there, maybe if i take another look- *Dunk*
It's down there somewhere, let me take another look.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Alhamdullah proud to be Muslim ❤❤❤❤
Americans: never shake a baby it causes brain damage.
Orthodox priest: hold my beer....
My vodka**
IM DIEING
My red wine*
*jesus' blood
Hold my baby*
Scientists: Do not shake baby's head, it may causes permanent brain damage.
Orthodox priest: hold my nose hair...
Best comment ever 🤣
Scientist is google recommendation and the crazy priest is bing recommendation.
Most scientists can't replicate past studies
The other orthodox countries don't shake the baby like that at baptism
Hold my cross*
That’s not a baptism that’s called whiplash
No
That's baptism to them
Martin Quintanilla 5 ya I guess 😂
YEA XD
....Metallica
That’s how I dip my cookies in my milk.
😂😂😂
LMAO
STOPPPPP
I can see somebody doing that with a 12 pound cookie too.
LOL
How to deal with a naughty child
Google: politely talk to them and tell them to stop
Bing:
How to bathe an infant
Google: Set them in a sink and rinse them with warm water and baby soap
Firefox:
@@maxaroo
😂😂😂
Radioactive Egg no firefox is a good browser
Baby be like: I sAW gOd
@@nestorchung517 Lmao, Jesus' 2nd Coming
"Why would you baptize a baby? It's not like they'll remember it."
Orthodox priest: "Oh, don't worry. They'll remember it."
Hysterical!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahaha facts 😂
this is what christianity is for you: violent, mercilless and blasphemic and the bible proofs it too, also the priest believed the baby isnt innocent since in christianity everyone who isnt a christian is considered to be not innocent
Mahound is in hell@@Soyebakhtar0105
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Bro saw the light 💀
They tried to scream, but their heads were underwater 😔
Good one
you're a bille fan mann😂😂
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Lol
You can make bille ilish sounds with a paper cone
The baby is going to see Jesus if he keeps dipping him in that water, like i dip my wings into ranch.
Namujeseus
420 likes
Armyyy
NAMJESUS
No no. Its how they saved my grandpa I think
THE SECOND BABY LOOKED SO HAPPY BUT SHOCKED AT THE SAME TIME-
Happy? They immediately started crying after it stopped-
@Ruek oh
@@ruek8521 yeah
@@phillysteak-t5v pretty much the baby maybe happy because he see a god but at crying because how will he died i think :p
Happy? What planet do you live on? You sure live in another reality. That baby is traumatized not happy!!!
0:21 not his face 💀😭
Blud was so traumatized that he/she forgot to cry 💀🙏
That baby saw biblicaly accurate heaven
0:08 that baby was so shook, his first word was STOP.
Lol
🤣🤣 I laughed way hard at this. Did not notice that!!
Aww yesss
That’s a good one
Tbh sounds more like “D A !” To me.
Father : How to teach my son swimming..??
Priest : Just baptize him.
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Idk but that sound heard funny.
Father: WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI?
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"Let the children come to me" taken at a whole new level.
Lmao true
Underrated 😭😂
Yooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Definitely not a minister that knows the LORD.
When it’s close to your lunch break …..
Baptism in any other place:*sploosh*
Baptism in Georgia: Y E E T
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Thats my state 🙃😂😂💀
Ok people. Please know that this is referencing the country of Georgia and not the state in USA.
Dursinlav the yeeting one would be throwing them through an aquarium of holy water and having someone to catch the baby after
Honestly that interpretation I just imagined made me laugh a bit
Idiot its the ortodox thing its called krstenje you mental why people joke about that
*Psychiatrist:*
"What would you do if there was a child right infront of you?"
*You:*
I would be mad if someone do this baptism not funny
*Throws baby out skyscraper on the top floor
I'd grab my baby so fast, and smack that evil priest right across his disgusting face - sick!
@@bjallard111 he would never walk again, I know that
I’d adopt them and raise them into a fascist chad.
The parents "thank you for drowning my baby" smile
@REEndom kid bu professionals LMAO
@REEndom kid The mom’s face at 0:28 contradicts what u said lol
He’s wearing the outfit he must be professional
@REEndom kid أنت منين لكيت هاي الكلاوات
Pretty sure a newborn baby or baby younger than 1 year old can swim better than your regular adult. It's s part of our survival instinct to float when we are still infants. That's how some infants are able to survive by floating afloat for 30 minutes but if you live them longer than that they get exhausted and might drown. But 30 minutes is enough time for parents to.react to their drowning infant
0:27 the child's mother still doesn't get it does she..?
And the other parents just stand in line as they watch other kids get dipped like this.
@Hsessaax Tyshaha Yeah cuz they are mad.
That’s the cancer of religion and tradition.
@Hsessaax Tyshaha stupid tradition haha
I would've left so fast to find a different place
@@geigercute my guy traditions ain't stupid tho they are actually something you should be proud of 💀
The second baby is like: "i saw jesus 3 time"
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Dang, those better be the holiest babies in existence
As holy as a bag of nuts
@@TheWelchProductions Depends on the nut.
@@TheDBZ_KING7_Official All nuts are equally holy (or unholy, if you’re not one of those religious nuts).
@@TheDBZ_KING7_Official Not sure what you mean. Nuts are just food.
@@TheWelchProductions Please stop spreading Satanic atheist propaganda. If you want proof of God's existence, please research the Fatima Miracle of the Sun from 10/13/1917. Viva Cristo Rey!
One of the most underrated countries in the world! 🇬🇪🌍
Jesus be like: "didn't we send you to earth like a few months ago???"
No you sent us to earth like 3 weeks ago
I shouldn't be laughing on this...😶😐😁🤣
@@the_different6277 you do realize that a human's dead soul is still on earth and after 40 days the soul is now on heaven right?
@@Luminalixy and i did too
This comment deserves more likes
He moving the baby like he making a drink
Omar Lopez that's because that priest is a vampire
Casey Overland the guy is evil
Alexandria Tharp oh DEFINITELY, he's just ruining lives left and right
Omar Lopez he should go to prison for baptising the babies
Omar Lopez Jesus is the Lord and Savior
Plot twist: *The water is the tears of the babies*
@Areo Deus dont swear here
New Enclave I-
oh my god
@@doomboi789 NOOOOO I CANT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
I am Georgian too. This is not trauma at all. Trauma is LGBT prides in front of kids and circumcision, and also child marriage. This is just a water.
I happen to be homosexual and im not into any religion , but i completely agree with your comment, very well said. Thanks.
@@eosantigen Respect. thank you.
Well said man!!!! Im not christian i agree......
Sadly, only one of the things mentioned there is a direct trauma, none of the others are.
Circumcision is mutilation, but wouldn't categorize as trauma.
'LGBT prides in front of kids', aren't trauma, too. Actually, they can be fruitful to a child's imagination because of the vibrant colors used in said parades.
That priest is like dipping chicken nuggets in ketchup 😭😂
EXACTLY
Lol that’s not even that aggressive
Brooo i was legit just going to type this ahhahahaah legendary
Chicken nuggets in ketchup … ew
@@tewmanygyal what is wrong with dipping chicken nuggets in ketchup?
He dipping those babies like how I dip my buffalo wings.
😂
Clearly he has wings on his mind while doing so. I bet he went straight to Buffalo wild wings right after.
@@johnnyappleseed8127
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Buffalos can fly?? Wudaheel
@@ouroboros6738
I think you miss the point.
I'm Georgian and I can still remember how my baptism was.
Sen cidimisin ?
Eras tú ?😂
@@georgehuamacto4647😂
@@georgehuamacto4647🤣🤣🤣
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That's way too extreme. How much danger is there witho that of shaken baby syndrome? I would never allow it for any kid of mine.
priest: wheres the money Lebowski!!!
Lebowski: " I...I dunno man, I was just born last week!!!
*dips him again*
Lmfao
Haha
"WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' MONEY SHITHEAD!?"
The baby is very close to Jesus!
Baby's first roller coaster ride.
I laughed soooo hard I peed
Mia Gonzales wtf
I literally thought of that
Baby probably has whiplash. Too funny.
Gold!
*_imagine the baby seeing this when they're like 13 years old_*
“It all makes sense now....”
Right tom
he'd be like : 😳
😭
They're most probably 4 yrs old now
That second baby have seen what angels really looks like
Fallen angels are watching too Jesus watching too
preach brother, well said praying to mary and saints is wrong because prayer is a form of worship, catholics have told me that they are only asking for intercession (the saint or mary to pray to God for you) but that raises the question, why not just pray to god yourself? @@Soyebakhtar0105
@@Soyebakhtar0105 allah doesen't exists, there is god present jesus christ
@@Eduard.ardelean Because when two or more pray together in my name I am there duh we do but we are asking for their prayers since they are in full communion with God
@@carolinpurayidom4570 Exodus 20:4-5 - Don't worship or serve idols of any kind, because I, the LORD, am your God.
I think we can all agree that Praying is a form of worship, and even if your not worshipping mary or the said saint (which is what your doing weather you think so or not), asking for their intercession its still not what the bible teaches
Philippians 4:5-7 : The Lord is at hand; do not be anxious about anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God. And the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.”
`Let your requests be made known to God`-pray to God mate, prayer is a direct line to God, no saint even Mary cant intervene when you pray, and `when two or three are gathered in my name` refers to two people(who live) being gathered in the name of God gaurantees his prescence, not ask mary or one of the dead saints to pray for you
I like how kid at 00:11 goes from " Put me down old man" to *WOKE* after that first dip...
and then to "let me back"
His face at the end is priceless lol
ｗ ｏ ｋ ｅ
Yeah, I was baptised like that, but I was old enough to talk and know some elementary curse words.
I guess, you already know what I did...
awoketh by de lord
“Did you fall on your head as a kid?”
- “No, I was baptized in Georgia.”
nooo....😃😃😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
NOOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's sweet Georgia 🇬🇪
Is he out of his mind? Being that old still unable to understand the difference between Baptism and Child Abuse. We will have to take strict action against such criminals
They opted for the 3 in 1 + + pack- baptism, communion, and confirmation + swimming lesson.
0:33 that baby who watching the baby getting soaked be like
Ayo that's dripping
NEVER have i laughed at a comment so wholesomely
Is there an adult version of this baptism? Sign me up, looks like a blast.
Oh yeah, sign me up.
Im mad i laughed at this.
Adam Bowden 😂😂
Adam Bowden um, yes, it's called waterboarding!
Actually, there is lol.
Everyone: "babies are fragile, support the head and hold them carefully"
This guy: *chucks baby across the church into water* "KOBE"
*Edit* *holy sh*t thank you for 2K likes, most I've ever gotten *
😂😂😂😂😂I cried
that how Georgians do, don't even try to make Georgians psychos
LOL
So we r doing this after he died?
Looks like u have chosen death
@@chicken_nugget6429 It does'nt mean that he died that we can't say it anymore bruh.
These old men are crazy fanatics.
The earliest pain I remember was when I didn’t know that you weren’t supposed to breath underwater. It’s even worse when you’re upside down and waters getting in your nose. I feel bad
Don't worry. Babies have a reflex to stop breathing underwater for , I think, a year after birth. I'm worried about the shaking. Shaking them might give brain damage.
@@the_lily_rose agreed, since they were just get out from their mom's womb which is full of water, they can still has the reflex
Wtf you were a councious babe?!?
@@Technosurfer909 everyone was concious in the womb. You don't remember it now. But yes, you were yourself back then too, lol.
@@coryc1904 Brain can’t be developed enough to have the memory lobe regain past moments so that’s what I meant if you remembered something as a baby....I mean if your a person of faith I guess Jesus was the only one
"I dont understand why little Billy has a fear of water?"
@Pb69xi know
My little cousin has a fear of water
😂😂😂😂
0:29 lmao
It creates strong human and your way of living comfortable life creates humans and later that humans are slaughtered by silly virus
How it feels to chew 5 Gum
PROTECTION what
What's a 5 Gum
This inane mindless comment needs to die.
Stimulate yo sences
I understood that reference
Equivalent to shaking a baby - but that’s fine apparently in the name of a baptism
I could see this becoming a sport.
Ahmad Adeeb Masalmah Lmao wtf 😂
Same and wtf is wrong with the world
@@sarahhernandez1452 its baptism XD
Shaheer679 its sick.
@@Gematrinator I'm not really sure what type of "Sick" you're talking about
How about we don't do that
Crybabylover They are orthodox. Orthodox baptise babies , Lutherans, Anglicans baptise babies. Stop blaming the Catholics for everything and perhaps look at yourself. Maybe you'll be guided if you open your mind and deeply examine your books.
Kai Kai there are. I'm this way looks dangerous
I agree they could get water into their noses 😭😭
Martin Hemligt Bro catholics worship the pope like he is human fools.
Crybabylover hi you shall listen William Branham sermons it really helpful for us to be close to God I swear listen u will have results iam sure it will help u so much
Everybody asks: Where’s the money Lebowski
But nobody asks: How’s the money Lebowski
Bro..
This made me cry
I’ll do you one better: why’s the money Lebowski
Cthulhu I’ll do you one better: who’s the money for, Lebowski?
Apathetic God I’ll do you one better! When is the money, Lebowski!
Cthulhu I’ll do you one better:To be or not to be the money Lebowski that is the question
When your plate is left with one french fry and LOTS of ketchup
Their faces change quick “angry crying” - scared - confused - angry crying again
Hahahaahaa
That’s all the different sins leaving the body😂😂
OFFICIAL DALPHH lmaooo
Poor babies 😂😂😂💔💔💔
All the sins left them 💪☦
I was scared as hell for those babies man
Commander Esskeetit same lmao
Lol yeah
Commander Esskeetit i know I got so scared 😥😥😥😥omg so sad
+ Excuse me, master
How are they safer than any kid in an atheist household?
Not me
0:28 The girl be like:
*_"OMFG, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM!!!?"_*
not exactly, but she's saying "what happened, baby?" so she is concerned af.
Lemon Soda I know right
I said oml dude stop dipping babys in the water while they are crying 😂
“I baptized him ma’am.”
And the more worse part was she was taping the whole thing like an idiot.
Thank god I am Hindu
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round
lmbo
I hate you for making me laugh when I’m trying to be serious. xD
and I got to be your friend now Baby..
Normal baptisms: slowly dip his head In the water
This baptism: WHERE IS THE MONEY
Это Россия, мужик
Is any baptism normal?
Wheres the money lebowski?
@@spregged7231 on grown adults? Yes. On little baby’s? No.
I don't know exactly. I haven't been too close with Orthodoxy although I have flirted with the idea of becoming a Orthodox Christian many times ( my profile pic) However I would assume that in most of Eastern Europe and the near East this is how Christians perform baptisms. And I'm not just talking about Orthodox but also some Catholics who are in communion with the Vatican for some reason but hold many of the same liturgy.
Protestant: no baptism is needed
Catholic: just a bit of holy water
Orthodox:
Who said protestant don't take baptisms?
We are body of Christ, and anyone who don't obey Jesus commandments is a cult.
@@joshuatheunkownuniverse.2475 Some protestants think that the baptism is merely a symbol and that it's not necessary for our salvation. I think that this is what he was talking about...
@@joshuatheunkownuniverse.2475 I think he meant baptism of babies
@@dann_aferreira I mean, it’s fundamentally not necessary for salvation. It’s by faith alone a man is justified before God and anyone who doesn’t believe this simply isn’t Christian.
@@jgc4818 actually the sacrament of Holy Baptism is a fundamental qualification for salvation. this is 2000 year old Christian teaching.
I CANT THE SECOND ONE JKASNDKSAH HE WAS SO SHOCK THAT HE ACTUALLY STOPPED CRYING😭 ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
i feel so bad for laughing but 0:13 💀but fr tho they're sickkk
Love the part when he went "it's baptizin' time" then baptized all over everyone
kracc bacc💀
Florp
love the part when he went "it's original comment time" then original commented all over everyone
@@kid_toucher ong
@@kid_toucher not everything has to be original
"How to shower a baby"
Google: Gently put them in a small bathtub with warm water...
Bing:
love your icon trans queen honestly
@@synthgirlfriend897 thank you so much. ^^
This is abrahamic cult 🤣🤣🤣
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@@gouravkundu2001 🇺🇸
"Hold up your baby has some extra sin in it"
LMAO XDD
Pffff haaahahahhaahahhaha
They tried to scream... But their heads were underwater
I'm supposed to be studying for my physics test but I've somehow made it here
We all make our way here eventually
Welcome to Dunkin Donuts, may we take your order?
Lol
Me 2, i have english and chemics i should probably go back to stud-
The babies are actually dealing with this way better than I expected… its like they are still trying to process what’s going on but I would’ve thought they would instantly be in tears and freaking out after this
One of the babies didn’t like it! Crying like crazy.NOT right!..
One of them eaven looked like it had the thrill of its life
@@Khloe_dancer_model yk maybe it's better for the kid to cry not on the water. Could have drowned
nice traumatizing your kids in the name of religion. pls seek professional help
@@web3wizard381 lol what are you talking about
Whatever happened to “don’t shake the baby?”
fr haha
shake it baby
Orthodox preist probably never heard of the internet or didn’t listen to the public, lol
Ike: dont kick the goddamn baby
there's no way this baptism would cause any damage, the motion is pretty different from shaking.
as a Georgian, this could be the reason why cant seem to do anything well.
Guy: What do you do for a living
Baptizer: I drown babies
Roland Snaked lol 😂😂😂😂
მაგრად იშუტკავე ყოჩაღ
Hehehe.....lo!
Roland Snaked it should be I dip babies into my secret sauce recipe.
*Baptist
This is real baptism, you can see in the baby’s face he saw Jesus😂
Edit: IVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY LIKES IN MY LIFE THANKS YA'LL 🙏😭
He saw the whole of heaven and the angels. But he should be alive to see the world after this torture. I hope he is okay.
😂
Nope. It doesn’t even fit the Greek definition of “baptizo.”
Constance Holcomb LMAOAOAO💀
Kawthar Alwarqaa Oh well, this was just a joke due to the baby’s face expression when he got dipped out of the water
"you sure this will keep me safe for the rest of my life"
"the rest of your life"
I don't get the joke?
@@moatasemkassab4517 It means that they'd have died. The rest of their lives is unimportant because there IS none to be lived.
@@vassilus915 I think I understood it this way too if I'm not wrong.
The word "rest" here in his comment implies that the toddler will consequently rest on his deathbed, which means that he would die after the immersion in water/baptism due to suffocation.
Sorry for not keeping it succinct lol.
Gruzini - od małego walka o przetrwanie. Szacunek!
This won't keep you safe you are the keep it safe 🙏
Bro thought those babies were nuggets 💀
*blub*
_"Where's the money Lebowski?"_
*blub*
_"I want that money Lebowski"_
_"Bunny say's you're good for it"_
_"W h e r e ' s t h e f u c k i n ' m o n e y S h i t h e a d !"_
_"it's down there somewhere, lemme take another look"_
*blub*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never gets old.
Avatar makes it better
I had the same idea now I can’t do it still funny as ever
Where’s the ducking money shithead!
I’ll have my baby baptized shaken not stirred...
Jessi James 💀💀💀
Not funny
Lex Jacob: yeah thats why i didnt have my daughter baptized by this psycho (obviously)
Its the internet guys, expect comments
Haha you made me laugh woman lool
Jessi James Im catching a case if my newborn was treated like that. People let anything go nowdays smh.
Plot twist: That's not water, it's actually vodka.
LOL
That'd be russian baptism
@@mehreentasnim7129 😀😬
LMFAO IM CRYINGGIFFIDU
And thats how russians are baptised
0:08 lil bro had to wait a second for his soul to come back before crying 💀