As an Australian, it's fucking wild to think that people don't have an electric kettle, let alone don't know what one is. Here basically everyone has one, it's like not having a stove or a fridge.
Ah yes, the best part of my day is when I scroll across one of these! Always brings a laugh out of me, along with a grin. Thank you for the amazing content!
They didn’t even let you roleplay as much, since they gave you a set voice. I still remember booting up FO4 for the first time, making the male look like a country hick, then hearing him speak ruined the immersion.
I like how Faragoth is treated like a higher being by Morrowind memers but all I could remember him for returning his enchanted ring that I got from a barrel.
It’s now canon every time I play through morrowind it’s my head canon that all these characters argued over the difference of tea and now all have a on going beef
The farm equipment is right, hot kettles are the best. Mine even has different temperature presets depending on if you want oolong, white tea, green tea, or black tea. Brews a perfect cuppa every time
@@ethannorman7537 why would you use a kettle, though? If you have an electric stove, you gotta wait for it to heat up. If you have a gas stove, you're wasting gas. Just put the water in your coffee pot. You don't need coffee grounds to use a coffee pot, you can use it to make hot water.
@Werewolf_Korra Because most British people don't have a Coffee pot, majority of Coffee drinkers here use instant or a Coffee Machine. It's rare to see a Coffee Pot/Cafetiere. Not to mention Kettles boil faster here than in America because of our power supply.
Dagoth Ur, I'm looking to buy a slave for my ash yam field. Do you have any recommendations on which races are the best option, and how to keep them productive and docile?
The best thing to come out of the AI revolution is the Dagoth Ur AI voice. I can't help but love it. Never even played Morrowind, but his voice is iconic
I have an electric kettle with a magnet powered elevator that is perforated for he tea to ride up and down in as the water heats and then when it's done finally lift out of he water completely. It's boss.
"I own people" 💀
Don't we all?
That was the best sequitur
He just admitted that Khajit and Argonians are people! I smell a character arc!
@@michaeldavis9190 it isn't a slave if it isn't a person, a donkey isn't a slave, it is a work animal
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Daddy Dagoth just admitted that Khajit and Argonians are people 😱
Is this the beginning of a character arc???
Chill he most likely has some Nords
No he didn’t. He was talking about the Human and Orc slaves. WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE.
@@90skidcultist calling orcs people is still an improvement
Due to the Godhead and Dragon Breaks, yes and no.
@@michaeldavis9190 people then shit people
Once again blackmarsh is the voice of wisdom.
You know you fucked up when the Argonians are doing it correctly over you
Shut up farm tool back in your pen
@Mike-bf2be technically, they're better at being maids too. 😂
Agreed!
I have an electric kettle. It’s amazing.
Brit here, there are non-electric kettles?
@@safebox36 also brit, yes…..you put them on the stove or over a fire
@@safebox36 if you’ve ever heard a kettle whistling, that’s a non-electric kettle
As an Australian, it's fucking wild to think that people don't have an electric kettle, let alone don't know what one is. Here basically everyone has one, it's like not having a stove or a fridge.
@@squishy1706 I’m an American and I don’t know why all people don’t have an electric one. Just plug it into the wall, and make tea.
Dagoth Ur getting the best lines at the end
- 👴🏻
"You're too young to remember the false gods of the tribunal, they brewed dreadful canis root tea."
-Master Neloth.
Real 😂
Dagoth Ur is the uncle that tries to justify being racist and is 100% confident in his answer even though it’s wildly inappropriate
wildly inappropriate but wildly correct.
@@DeathSithe92😐
@@DeathSithe92 you’re so funny 😐
@@DeathSithe92 😐 wow bro you’re so edgy
@@DeathSithe92 and now I've got a papercut. THANKS!
Daddy Dagoth, are you the same Dagoth who smoked that "OG Vardenfell loud" on the smoking ruins of the dwemer empire?
It's Daddygoth UwUr now
Dagoth Ur (the person, not the building)
“What a grand and intoxicating innocence”
I love Neravar coming in with the only shred of sanity left at the end.
Bro, Dagoth at the end gave me hope
Vivec and I had the same reaction to Fargoth putting his mug in the microwave 😂😂🤣
I'm team kettle
Kettlechads keep winning.
same I got 2 stove top kettles 1 I don't use cause it's my great grandma's and an electric kettle
@@zekecooper6055 she has a enchanted stove
There are no other teams
more like team insane
I don't even drink tea and this video was giving me anxiety the way the say they heat up water for tea...Anxietea if you would.
Boo hiss boo.
Hecc Snek will find your coordinates
Psssshhhawww
I OWN PEOPLE IS SUCH A WILD STATEMENT
Same vibe as the : "When you feel your clothes coming out of the oven" tumblr post.
Ah yes, the best part of my day is when I scroll across one of these!
Always brings a laugh out of me, along with a grin.
Thank you for the amazing content!
This scene has better writing than the entirety of Fallout 4
Now be fair.
That isn't very hard to achieve 🤣
That’s not a very high bar.
@@IamAJoe and thats why war war never.... .. O shit a death claw!
This is so true lmfao
They didn’t even let you roleplay as much, since they gave you a set voice.
I still remember booting up FO4 for the first time, making the male look like a country hick, then hearing him speak ruined the immersion.
This is the highest quality elder scrolls meme I've ever seen
I like how Faragoth is treated like a higher being by Morrowind memers but all I could remember him for returning his enchanted ring that I got from a barrel.
Tumblr conversations are a gem
Yo, that last line *chef's kiss*
I didn't think this could get better by adding that many people. That last line. I can't breath.
AI voiceovers of Tumblr posts are given me life 🐸
This has gotta be one of the best Morrowind memes I’ve seen
Nerevar being the only one with a kettle 😂
I love Dagoth.
This made me sub. It’s 2 am and my laughter woke up my roommate.
It’s now canon every time I play through morrowind it’s my head canon that all these characters argued over the difference of tea and now all have a on going beef
Every second this skit goes on, my tea-drinking soul cries harder.
Your stove is enchanted 😂😂
As if Divayth makes his own tea. He's got cloned bitches for that.
>doesnt have the patience to boil water
>has the patience to cold brew a fucking teabag
"I own people" amazing.
Best Tumblr post
Can't believe it was the Argonian who was the voice of reason.
Seven minutes? Seven minutes‽ Seven minutes is all I can spare to drink it, I'm putting the bag in now!
This is my favorite video on this platform
"I own people" *Chad face*
this is one of the best things i've ever heard, life changing
Cries in British
The farm equipment is right, hot kettles are the best. Mine even has different temperature presets depending on if you want oolong, white tea, green tea, or black tea. Brews a perfect cuppa every time
Argonian Nerevarine had me slam the table and yell "THANK YOU"
Who the fuck microwaves their water
THE LAST LINE XD
the breathe in followed by "your stove is enchanted!" gets me everytime
I own people killed me lol
Dagoth Ur at the end! 🤣🤣
"tea-a-fication process" 🙃 😂
Please PLEASE make more of these this is brilliant
I love this conversation.
"I own people." HA
That last line killed me!
I know this is a fantasy world, but I also know this is absolutely a conversation British people have, and to that I say: just use a coffee pot
Nobody have this conversation cause we all use kettles like normal people
@@ethannorman7537 why would you use a kettle, though? If you have an electric stove, you gotta wait for it to heat up. If you have a gas stove, you're wasting gas.
Just put the water in your coffee pot. You don't need coffee grounds to use a coffee pot, you can use it to make hot water.
@Werewolf_Korra Because most British people don't have a Coffee pot, majority of Coffee drinkers here use instant or a Coffee Machine.
It's rare to see a Coffee Pot/Cafetiere.
Not to mention Kettles boil faster here than in America because of our power supply.
@@Werewolf_Korra like the other guy said, must people have kettles than coffer pots. Plus, kettles are much more versatile
@@Werewolf_Korra My guy here has never heard of an Electric Kettle.
A.I has truly made Morrowind a video game of all time
The warmth of direct sunlight will make good tea over the course of a few hours.
One of the greatest sketch’s of all time. Hands down.
Damn pretender gods and their microwaved water
That ai mix up that Fargoth did sounds like he's spitting water
"bestie. Is your stove top powered by fuckin magnus!?"
I love how this sounds like a group chat
Voryn 1,000 years ahead of his time cold brewing tea lol
Best tumblr thread
This is the best version of this. All thanks to Dagoth Ur!!
Dude got Tea Brewing confused with Coffee Brewing because unlike that limey lettuce you can Cold Brew coffee
You can buy a cattle for 10 septums at Sneads feed and seed
I love it: Dagoth Ur, Almalexia, Vivec, Dyvath Fur, apparently Fargoth from Seyda Neen, and some random assed argonian
Now I'm pretty sure this is a tumblr thread or twitter thread or something because i recognize this like of dialogue
It's Tumblr. I remember the post vividly.
I remember this train wreck on tumblr.
This whole video had me rolling idk why but everything they said was comedy gold
Vivec's eyes are fuggin terrifying... 😨
Dagoth Ur, I'm looking to buy a slave for my ash yam field. Do you have any recommendations on which races are the best option, and how to keep them productive and docile?
"Do none of you own a Fuckin kettle?"🤔😅
"I don't know about kettle, but i sure do own kitties"
The best thing to come out of the AI revolution is the Dagoth Ur AI voice. I can't help but love it. Never even played Morrowind, but his voice is iconic
Lord Dagoth, if you can wait you can make fridge tea.
Professional tip: If you have a Kuerig machine, just leave the cup chamber empty and turn it on. Boom instant hot water! Good for ramen, tea and cocoa
Sorry, I don't use overpriced dwemer crap.
@@Agent1W this N'wah is broke as hell
As a brit microwaving the water is what a monster would do, kettle or hob is the only right way
A buddy of mine showed me an electric kettle and didn't think I'd know what it was
The ending is just perfect
I love this. This is amazing. One of you remind me to post this in Discord tomorrow.
Pfft is this shit is Great thanks for the voice acting lmaooo
Best version yet
Homie lives in a volcano and doesn't heat his tea.
The best tea is fermented for weeks
Bruh the "I own people...." At the end got me fucking dying
The pain
The agony
The crushing of my EU soul by the lack of a water cooker
Dagoth gets people to heat the water for him.
Literally was going to say "GET A KETTLE"
this is like if the writers of archer did a season of archer’s dreams where he IS the dreamer, and he’s also just dagoth ur
The argonian the voice of wisdom
If they have a stove, they have a sink. A sink with hot water presumably
I just eat the dry leaves for maximum efficiency.
This is brilliant 😂😂
This is amazing! Each line perfectly crafted, like a nice sun brewed tea!
that last part got me so bad i just peed a lil
Have and enchanted kettle, just name the tea and it will pour out, perfect temp everytime. Im surprised magic users skipped over that.
The brits got it down. Get an electric kettle.
I like cold brewing my tea or if it's hot and sunny put it in my big jar out back and let the sun do it's thing.
I have an electric kettle with a magnet powered elevator that is perforated for he tea to ride up and down in as the water heats and then when it's done finally lift out of he water completely. It's boss.
And they say you can't just stumble upon gold bro this is amazing thankyou
I find it hilarious that the Argonian is the only one who owns a tea kettle 😂