@@tinyungo1362 you know handholding isn't how babies are made right? Idk what they're teaching you to make you think handholding is anything crazy and taboo😭
Bocchi: There's no way someone this popular and talkative will be as awkward as me Kita: Rough me up Ryo-Senpai, your are my daddy and I am your b*tch!
2:07 I just noticed here that Nijika counts by folding her fingers inwards. Turns out that's how the Japanese finger-count. You learn something new every day!
@@zk-vd6uy it already got cropped to where the context looks like Kita was about to wack off in Reddit (of godamn course its Reddit), your answers have been called
Who is Kita? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalized, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education. If Kita speaks, I listen. If Kita questions, I answer. If Kita orders, I obey. If Kita opines, I agree. If Kita fears, I assure. If Kita hopes, I dream. If Kita is happy, I am jubilant. If Kita is angry, I am apoplectic. If Kita is sad, I am disconsolate. Kita is my ideal, Kita is my romance, Kita is my passion. Kita is my strength, Kita is my compass, Kita is my destination. Kita is my language, Kita is my culture, Kita is my religion. Kita is my ocean, Kita is my mountain, Kita is my sky, Kita is my air, Kita is my sun, Kita is my moon, Kita is my world Kita is history, Kita is present, Kita is future. If Kita has a million fans, I am one of them. If Kita has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Kita has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Kita has ten fans, I am one of them. If Kita has only one fan, that is me. If Kita has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Kita, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Kita, then I am against the whole universe. I will love, cherish, and protect Kita until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Kita until their very last breath.
The funniest thing is that Despite Kita's explicit feelings for Ryo, Bokita is the most popular ship because of the various hints in episodes that Kita might have feelings for Bocchi.
@@el-nm2nm Really, it's normal for highschoolers to have crushes. Besides growing up, I often found soeme boys & girls both interesting and dreamy back then.
It's been a while since I saw Bocchi the Rock and I wasn't _really_ into at first, so I've forgotten some of these scenes. But getting to see Kita being gay as fuck again is amazing. XD
And this is why kita is my favorite in the show, I love that this is an actual archetype rather than a single character as well because I get to enjoy it in azumanga daioh as well, although I actually like the simpee in that show more because sakaki’s thing with cats is so cute and a cat named Maia reminds me of a cat I had when I was younger that sadly died, but I feel like I’m reliving my fond memories with her.
The use of 娘 is confusing when taken literally. Yes, it means Daughter. But it can also mean (young) Girl. The phrase "I want to be senpai's girl" is a viral expression girls use for people they like, and the original phrase goes like 先輩の女(onna)になりたい！ Instead, Kita says 娘(musume). Onna means Woman, specifically a female adult. I think Kita thinks and knows that she's a young girl, and also confirmed younger than Ryo, so she would want to say Musume instead.
@@pearum2881 Native speakers I talked to and I encountered online understood it the same way as I did, 娘（むすめ） as in daughter. I'd understand if you mean 娘（こ） then in that sense "girl" could work, but the script specifically says 娘（むすめ） . But the most important thing is she's talking about relationships, and that she wants to go beyond lovers. "I want to be her girl" doesn't make enough sense even as a free translation, not to mention the other meaning for むすめ is unmarried young woman, which makes even less sense than the localization.
@@alasdaresineaeris2772 taking the scene in context and Bocchi's reaction, although I didn't want to take it literally, sure, Kita is suggesting incest (being 不純) in wanting to be Ryo's daughter after falling head over heels (一目惚れ, love at first sight) for her. That's fun. 面白い。 I'd genuinely enjoy it!
@@davidthor4405 ah yes I forgot, it's the blue _guy._ And Kita starts simping when she's in the gentleman form instead of the maid form in that instance. Yeah, it's possible to be gay for ryo
@@17colas I'm like 75% sure it's the f word lmao. The japanese are insensitive like that. It would totally fit. Poor kita. But they're right, she's simping HARD 😭
Bocchi was confirmed straight tho. The other ones we don't know but in Ryo's case the bitch could even be asexual so I think only Kita is in the gay train or at least the Ryo train 😅
@@Mark-tq7bf i dont think shes straight 100% cause the author's art gift for valentine's day, she draw bocchi with another girl (a forgot her name), that art was so gay tho 😅😅
@@fishersticks6909 I hate youtube. Ok in short Bocchi was just making a 4th wall break joke about how famous Streamers get sponsorships, start making a lot of gaming streams or create a dedicated gaming channel and for some god damn reason that most that have a girlfriend is one that does cosplay. Is like if in a football manga a character were to say "Get a model girlfriend. Make an ad with a shaving cream company or about racism" when talking about Referees or football players in general
@@fishersticks6909 Well if your argument is "I see this" then I can really find a contradiction. No matter how much I explain it to you you would use Subjectivity over Objectlvity. So yeah keep believing what you want just don't get angry when proven wrong later
Cos that's where the manga was heading? At least to me 😂, might be just a personal preference/interpretation. I always thought Kita has that fangirlxceleb crush on Ryo, while she developed deep admiration to Bocchi. Both are still far from romantic attraction imo. Just different levels of admirations, if that makes sense at all. Also Ryo and Nijika acts like a classic married couple all the time. But then again, this is just my take, I'm probably with the minority. I don't mind any them being shipped to basically every cast tho, the fanarts are wild.
Ryo showing zero expression to Kita being head over heels for her is the funniest thing ever
Head empty
Yet you still know that Ryo likes Kita as the series goes on
she also liked to provoke her by calling her "Ikuyo".
She's convinced many people want her thanks to her ego, what's one more?
Moment Only I glad to be Japanese is when i watching anime without subtiltle.
1:23 You know the animators had maximum fun if I can already hear goofy ahh cartoon sfx whenever I see Ryo wielding Kita like a baseball bat
0:45 bocchi's small reaction always kills me for some reason
just a double blink and "hm?" is enough to convey so much confusion
When she realized that she wasn't normal.
@@Jak239JCno one in kessoku band is normal fr fr
Hitori's maniacal giggle at the end never fails so crack me up every time. "uHeheHEHEHE-"
0:14 Ryo's reaction is priceless here
Was she actually interested in whooping Kita's ass???
*RYO:* Ohhhh...
😮
i would buy it for 10 dollars
No thoughts head empty
i was looking for a video like this lmao
1:37 her gay panicking is so cute and funny
CUNNNYYYYYYYYYY
@@deadfurydbf9647 UWOOOOHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭
@@deadfurydbf9647THEY ARE HEREEEEEEE
1:43
no thoughts.
head empty.
ryo has formed one thought!
the thought: bass
2:01 "Paypal me $30,000 USD"
Kita: YES MA'AM!
Nigeta Gita!!
Best start for a video ever
Vegeta changed races
*KITA:* Ehhhhhhhhhhhh...! 😨
Ikuyo Kita!! Nigeta Gita…
1:23 Ikuyo wielding by Ryo
KYAAA~
Ah yes, Kita Maracas
LMAO I LOVE HOW NIJIKA IS ACTUALLY TAKEN ABACK BY THAT STATEMENT
Kita kitaan
Her Kitaan aura deals x1.5 fire and light damage
The clip where Ryo held her fingers is too cute
*strums guitar hornily*
kinda gross
@@FumetsuNoAnataEhow is it gross?
@@Oogwoodbecause obviously handholding is not pg13!!!
@@tinyungo1362 you know handholding isn't how babies are made right? Idk what they're teaching you to make you think handholding is anything crazy and taboo😭
Ryo took "go touch some grass" into a whole other level
"Go touch grass"
I CAN'T I ATED IT ALL 💔💔💔💔💔
Columbina?????
0:35 Kita is just like me fr
Bocchi: There's no way someone this popular and talkative will be as awkward as me
Kita: Rough me up Ryo-Senpai, your are my daddy and I am your b*tch!
Yooo 💀
AYO WHAT THE FU-
1:27 i love how bocchi was just about to scare the shit out of nijika but the video just cuts to the next clip
2:07 I just noticed here that Nijika counts by folding her fingers inwards. Turns out that's how the Japanese finger-count. You learn something new every day!
That's a checklist
I love the way Nijika justs ounds like a rooster at the beginning
1:26 is so funny out of context, why is bocchi just there placing her hand on nijika's shoulder menacingly
Probably to stop her from backing into her
2:07
I've been violated by one of my favorite animes
😭😭😭
shouldn’t have been “bassist, bassist, and bassist,” 😭
1:36 💀💀💀
Crop it and take it out of context 💀
@@zk-vd6uy it already got cropped to where the context looks like Kita was about to wack off in Reddit (of godamn course its Reddit), your answers have been called
@@edpersona_l I remember that video "there are consequences to saying the n word"
そんなことより飯はまだか？
@@zk-vd6uy HOW DO YOU KNOOOOWW?!!??
Title should've been Kita simping for Ryo for 2 mins straight
I would not really call those minutes "straight"...
@@Jossandoval Kita simping for Ryo for 2 mins gay
There we go, fixed
The only thing straight about Kita is her hair
@@IAMME000even her hair isnt straight its kinda wavy
@@IAMME000 she literally has shrimp hair theres nothing about her thats straight
0:14 it was this moment bocchi knew she isn't the biggest weirdo in this gang
I like how Ryo just being cool about it.
She being the goofy ahh lonewolf
1:27 Bocchi casually spawns :)
2:11 she said the 3 B's to avoid in a boyfriend, not a girlfriend!
Who is Kita?
For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalized, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.
If Kita speaks, I listen. If Kita questions, I answer. If Kita orders, I obey. If Kita opines, I agree. If Kita fears, I assure. If Kita hopes, I dream. If Kita is happy, I am jubilant. If Kita is angry, I am apoplectic. If Kita is sad, I am disconsolate.
Kita is my ideal, Kita is my romance, Kita is my passion. Kita is my strength, Kita is my compass, Kita is my destination. Kita is my language, Kita is my culture, Kita is my religion. Kita is my ocean, Kita is my mountain, Kita is my sky, Kita is my air, Kita is my sun, Kita is my moon, Kita is my world Kita is history, Kita is present, Kita is future.
If Kita has a million fans, I am one of them. If Kita has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Kita has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Kita has ten fans, I am one of them. If Kita has only one fan, that is me. If Kita has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Kita, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Kita, then I am against the whole universe.
I will love, cherish, and protect Kita until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Kita until their very last breath.
Most sane Kita simp
sanest kita fan
fuck I remember doing this quote at my school but instead of kita it's my friend
top tier glazing:
This is also Kita to Ryo and I’m here for it.
The funniest thing is that Despite Kita's explicit feelings for Ryo, Bokita is the most popular ship because of the various hints in episodes that Kita might have feelings for Bocchi.
i feel like people need to remember that they are high school kids i dont envision anything romantic from this show personally
@@idontknow51gdyea cus highschoolers never have crushes 💀, not to say the shipping doesn’t get weird tho at some point
@@el-nm2nm Really, it's normal for highschoolers to have crushes. Besides growing up, I often found soeme boys & girls both interesting and dreamy back then.
yeah, i hope "bokita" doesn't become canon
@@cn9782 maybe or maybe not. I mean, It also took the efforts of a crippling drunk bassist to help her as well.
1:43 she's so kino
I like how she actually stopped yelling on the train when Ryo told her to.
It's been a while since I saw Bocchi the Rock and I wasn't _really_ into at first, so I've forgotten some of these scenes.
But getting to see Kita being gay as fuck again is amazing. XD
the fucking bochi laughing at the end lol
I didn't expect her to be, like, canonically gay. she openly says that she loves Ryo
Nobody seems to care about it, maybe they know is more like a fangirl love.... Strange
@@seamuswbiggerarmalite3379strange? Or no one cares about one more quirk. Ryo doesn't seem to mind after all.
I keep forgetting that her full name is "Kita Ikuyo"😂😂
I just realised kita has been all the time calling ryo "senpai" but because i watch with russian subtitles it was Ryo instead of Senpai lol
I love the serial killer/stalker vibe in Bocchi’s room 😂
1:29
there, there
just ‘cause you feel it
doesn’t mean it’s there
Historians will say they were close friends
0:19 "oooh"
and they were bandmates
Oh God they were bandmates
Oh God they were bandmates
Oh God they were bandmates
Indeed, they are bandmates
I guess, they were bandmates
The end laugh is literally me when I see kita-chan x ryo-san
HeHEhEHE
The video froze the second it was a “the person froze from the person’s sudden appearance” shit
i can guarantee ryo can make anyone gay and anyone straight
And this is why kita is my favorite in the show, I love that this is an actual archetype rather than a single character as well because I get to enjoy it in azumanga daioh as well, although I actually like the simpee in that show more because sakaki’s thing with cats is so cute and a cat named Maia reminds me of a cat I had when I was younger that sadly died, but I feel like I’m reliving my fond memories with her.
If I was girl I would gay af for her too
0:44
「結束バンドに入って先輩の娘になりたかったの！ 」
"I wanted to join Kessoku Band and become senpai's daughter!"
Since there is no law in Japan that recognizes same-sex marriage, in most cases, the family becomes a family through the adoption system.
The use of 娘 is confusing when taken literally. Yes, it means Daughter. But it can also mean (young) Girl.
The phrase "I want to be senpai's girl" is a viral expression girls use for people they like, and the original phrase goes like 先輩の女(onna)になりたい！ Instead, Kita says 娘(musume). Onna means Woman, specifically a female adult.
I think Kita thinks and knows that she's a young girl, and also confirmed younger than Ryo, so she would want to say Musume instead.
@@pearum2881 Native speakers I talked to and I encountered online understood it the same way as I did, 娘（むすめ） as in daughter. I'd understand if you mean 娘（こ） then in that sense "girl" could work, but the script specifically says 娘（むすめ） . But the most important thing is she's talking about relationships, and that she wants to go beyond lovers. "I want to be her girl" doesn't make enough sense even as a free translation, not to mention the other meaning for むすめ is unmarried young woman, which makes even less sense than the localization.
@@alasdaresineaeris2772 taking the scene in context and Bocchi's reaction, although I didn't want to take it literally, sure, Kita is suggesting incest (being 不純) in wanting to be Ryo's daughter after falling head over heels (一目惚れ, love at first sight) for her. That's fun. 面白い。 I'd genuinely enjoy it!
can't believe this anime is already 2 years old
i relate to kita on highest level.
Girls love is peak
1:37
I mean if i was a girl I'd be gay for Ryo too
I mean I’m not a girl but still feel pretty gay for Ryo
@@teddyfail wait, how
@@airam1721The power of simpin’
@@teddyfailmy brain is not braining
@@davidthor4405 ah yes I forgot, it's the blue _guy._ And Kita starts simping when she's in the gentleman form instead of the maid form in that instance. Yeah, it's possible to be gay for ryo
Got kind of spoiled with the Kita and Boochi shipping on pintrest that I kind of forgot who Kita was actually attracted too XD
Thanks I was looking for this video
You left out the part when Ryo shows off their band's t-shirt as Kita takes a hundred pictures of her.
when WHO??
@@rushagamitsukeo6633 Ryo, my bad.
00:56 are those fucking bundles of sticks lmfao
my mind immediately jumped to the fact that a bundle of sticks shares the name with a certain derogatory F word but that’s probably not the reason lol
@@17colas I'm like 75% sure it's the f word lmao. The japanese are insensitive like that. It would totally fit. Poor kita. But they're right, she's simping HARD 😭
I think they’re bales of rice, the historical method of taxation in Japan, i.e. kita wants to financially support ryo
More than half of her screentime (not counting the concerts) is probably her just being a simp, and I love how Ryo just doesnt care as well
There's gay and panic but together this is a new feeling
now this is how you make an LGBTQ character
She is not gay tho
@@Y.uushii she's at least Bi
@@Y.uushii "she's not gay tho"
Ah yes, I see a fellow blue _guy_ believer.
They're a high school garage band. Of course it's a polycule.
Probably the most disgusting comment I’ve seen so far on this video
Heh didnt know that word
I always like when an anime references another anime.
Wdym
2:19 Dressed as in Black Butler pouring tea.
History will say they were close friends
1:26 KITA COPTER
I somehow forgot about every single instance of these lmao
0:45 1:11 1:27 I like how bewildered Bocchi and Nijika are with Kita's thirsting
Man I'm dead 💀💀
So kita is a hardcore lesbian for ryo?
Always has been
How’d you not get that from the show?
@@ellusiv5121 cuz i didnt watch it, I only watch videoclips from youtube.
@@ellenphilpotts-troy2098 she is very fucking gay like youd have to be denser then kirito and a karen to not get she’s gay
disaster lesbian pretty much
Good final scene
wait she’s canonically gay
HELL YEAH
I ship
the last clip is not ryo :ooo lying video omg
lol the last one
HEHEHEHEHE-
@@Vaihlybocchi the joker
I don't blame her tbh. I would be gay for Ryo too :D
shes so real
I just realized, i'm Kita ikuyo
[YTP] Bocchi the Gay rock
ok so like I just realised I kinda have the same laugh as bocchi at the end should i be concerned ? (should be fine probably)
At this point just confess
Confess what? It’s not like she’s keeping any of this secret, she cries it from the rooftops from night till morn.
@@leightonpetty4817 ong, but clearly ryo is oblivious to it
0:00 “n word tokitooooo”
00:22 idk why but i only see NANA reference everytime i watch this scene
I have never seen bochi and im not really sure why I watched this but im glad I did
Ryokita forever
1:36 funniest scene in the show
yes
Kita has great taste but no, Ryo is mine!!!
Yuri, you mean?
This band gay af.
Good for them
Bocchi was confirmed straight tho. The other ones we don't know but in Ryo's case the bitch could even be asexual so I think only Kita is in the gay train or at least the Ryo train 😅
@@Mark-tq7bf i dont think shes straight 100% cause the author's art gift for valentine's day, she draw bocchi with another girl (a forgot her name), that art was so gay tho 😅😅
@@hdhdb278 that's only for the pose
@@fishersticks6909 I hate youtube. Ok in short Bocchi was just making a 4th wall break joke about how famous Streamers get sponsorships, start making a lot of gaming streams or create a dedicated gaming channel and for some god damn reason that most that have a girlfriend is one that does cosplay.
Is like if in a football manga a character were to say "Get a model girlfriend. Make an ad with a shaving cream company or about racism" when talking about Referees or football players in general
@@fishersticks6909 Well if your argument is "I see this" then I can really find a contradiction. No matter how much I explain it to you you would use Subjectivity over Objectlvity.
So yeah keep believing what you want just don't get angry when proven wrong later
尊い
KIIIITAAAAAA
What this anima called
Kita is relatable
If I was a girl I would be like her too
Ironically, fans would rather have Kita going with Gotou instead.
Cos that's where the manga was heading? At least to me 😂, might be just a personal preference/interpretation. I always thought Kita has that fangirlxceleb crush on Ryo, while she developed deep admiration to Bocchi. Both are still far from romantic attraction imo. Just different levels of admirations, if that makes sense at all. Also Ryo and Nijika acts like a classic married couple all the time. But then again, this is just my take, I'm probably with the minority. I don't mind any them being shipped to basically every cast tho, the fanarts are wild.
I identify as Kita bc I'm also in love with Ryo.
Kita-chan my fav lesbian icon, go lesbians go !
WE SUPPORT THE LGBTQIA+ COMMUNITY IN THIS ANIME 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 (PROUD OF IT)
L
bocchi the peak!
Wow, much less ambiguous than I remembered
cute kita
U mean lesbians
Kita's comic reactions are definitely influenced by Bocchi.
I love this both yuri
who dosnt love ryou
Bullshit how this hasn’t been dubbed yet.