Men use cats for their usefulness, women use cats as a proxy for not having babies. Its pretty pathetic when you get these 'furbaby' women gushing about their pets, when all along they could've built a family, but bought into the 'strong independent blah blah' message that gets pushed everywhere. Single women over 30 with cats == "I failed, but look at how many cats depend on me!" crazy eyes
I remember one time the cat distribution system rejected me. When I was a kid there was a cat that lived next to my school, I would often see it in the morning as I walked to the gate. Very friendly cat, loved being pet and scratched under the chin, the usual. Then one day as I was giving it the usual gentle headpats it randomly bit me really hard, like I thought it would have drawn blood but somehow it didn't so I wasn't worried much about any infection or anything. I just hid the bite mark until it faded and I never mentioned anything about it to anyone. Never quite trusted that cat after that, I still greeted it but was always wary
Basically you gave it too many pets and it was overstimulated. Almost all cats will do that no matter how much they love pets because it's really their only way of telling you to stop. Maybe you just don't jive with cats very well? Also if it was clean, friendly and well fed then it certainly already had a home and simply liked the extra attention and possibly food it could convince the kids to give it while it's owners were at work.
@@cozyyote I think that you are correct. We have a cat that really wants love and then she attacks. It used to be a vicious attack but she has calmed down over the year or so that we have had her. We stop the petting rather than discipline so that she knows she is safe. We think that she may have been feral at one point.
I'm glad I found this video on my recommended pages. Watching this while listening to metal music quite saved my day after an unreal week of my daily work
7:00 they 100% know it's tomatoes.. cat's ears are so finely tuned they can tell if it's the right can or not but when you open a tin of anything they will pretend it's cat food because they think you will still give them some.
Haha, it works! I feel so bad because I they're all excited thinking my can of beans is tuna that I give them a treat. But yeah they prolly know it's not kitty food and they're playing me.
these are the most legit cat vids I've seen since the old days of cat vids, I salute you sir or madam for bringing back pre 2010 internet for 10 minutes and 12 seconds.
The expression on that cat pillow's face . . . 6:50 - It always surprises me when someone actually takes their phone in with them when they take a bath. 7:45 - The dog finishes the job. 8:01 - You think this is impressive? You should see him do surgery.
For the girl whose cat was climbing on the TV-you need a nice tall cat tree. They make some that are mostly a floor to ceiling pole that don’t take much room. Makes me sad that you were talking about getting rid of him.
Don’t worry the getting rid of him very much seemed like dry humor! I feel like it’s almost a cultural thing among many cat owners to joke about such things when our gremlins are misbehaving 😂
0:49 😆. 1:13, "I had a reason...uhm...gimme a minute..." 2:27, cat logic (smack them across the room). 3:19, the dog: "WTH did I do??"...the cat: "Your continued existence!" 4:05, "You are no match for my Cat-Kata!!" 5:41, well, we all roll Crit Fails every now & then. 6:03, the look that says "Well...now this is happening." 7:16, just one of those days, "Screw the whole world!!" 8:50, "Tag, you're it--DOH!!" 😆
Cat defaults change with age. Kittens - climb everything. Young to middle-age - bring in assorted prey... old - sleep, eat, sleep, eat, consume expensive medication etc etc.
I solved the problem of the disappearing cat toys by making sure I don't get the tiny ones anymore. My cat likes feathers and stuffed things anyways lol.
One of the better cat comp videos I've seen. btw, please train your cat to not go on kitchen counters. There's much dangerous stuff up there, stoves, knives, things they shouldn't eat, etc. Get them some kind of jump station homemade or purchased and play with them once in a while.
@@pineappleparty1624 Cats can be trained. Takes longer with more diligence, but if cats be walked on a leash, they can be trained to stay off kitchen counters.
@@sean-m6s No, you just have an angry owner constantly yelling at their cats. They will climb up high the second you are not looking, or when you are not home. Dogs have a fear of consequence and have shame. Cat's not really.
@@spagheddy338 Yeah of course. Sharp objects, food, are never on my counters. I knew a woman that her house flooded because her cats pushed the kitchen sink handles. Just have to baby proof your environment.
2:55 Please be careful with toys like this. I had one for my cat and it got stuck around one of her beans of her paw (not sure how she managed it). It might well have been her neck. Luckily I was around to get it off and I got rid of it right away.
I really enjoy watching cat compilations, they also make me so happy that I don't actually have a cat, I would not be able to deal with 1% of the things they do lol.
One of our cats loves cuddling. He especially loves stretching out on us when we're trying to sleep, so we sometimes wake up with a yelp because he loves flexing his claws, and sometimes our bodies just so happen to be facing his toe beans when that happens.
00:31 literally like a scene from a horror movie... dog is being held by something, look in the doorway and see only darkness... follow the leash and run into the monster
Nobody told the poor girl at 4:50 how broken orange cats are and she got it from a shelter too... 😂 just put a shelf up in the corner behind the tv. Its his spot now. 😂 He looks exactly like my oldest guy, Mickey Mantle.
A million thank you's for not having that annoying AI voice trying to be funnier than the video already is. Cats don't need bad narration.
I've said before and I'll say it again... animals are funny.
nothing needs those godforsaken text to speech voices
@@GladDestronger I'm so glad they don't often know we're laughing AT them, not WITH them. 😆
Да ладно! Нормальный голос у ИИ! =) Разный. Мне нравится эротичный голос. =) Но видео классное, согласен.
@@Berseny I sense sarcasm in you. :)
No annoying music, original clips, no stinkers. Excellent.
Stinkers?
@@icy8042 Clips that arent funny
No annoying(copyrighted) music, "original" clips, "no" stinkers, no links in description, no credit, classic freeboot.
True story.
Men use cats for their usefulness, women use cats as a proxy for not having babies.
Its pretty pathetic when you get these 'furbaby' women gushing about their pets, when all along they could've built a family, but bought into the 'strong independent blah blah' message that gets pushed everywhere.
Single women over 30 with cats == "I failed, but look at how many cats depend on me!" crazy eyes
Thumbnail is the first clip? Nice!
Earns a sub from me
Да, это так круто!
Cool
0:49 little guy answered and climbed when asked to. What a good lil guy.
He spoke the sleeper agent trigger word
Lolol that 1 was great😂😂😂
WHOM DO YOU SERVE?
@@0NoName9 CATUMAN!
eep
It's so relaxing to find a funny cat video that does not rely on cats getting tossed around or pet in weird places. Just cats being cats is hilarious!
that Dogs like no no I won't go back I won't never and kitty's oh yeah you will🤣🤣
Awwwww.... that kittens little mew just did me in cuteness overload.
which kitten?
@shieldgenerator7 All of them really, actually, their little mews are so cute and adorable.
2:43 "Anywhere but under the stove."
Cat: challenge accepted.
At least the cat did smth
0:10 - you completely broke his brain 😂😂
Assuming there was anything there that could be broken to begin with.
@@Smonjirez😂 good one
it's fine just turn him off and back on again and he's fixed nothing a good restart can't fix🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:49 - "I shalt ascend upon thee..."
- cute catto boi
yeah he's like fine if I have to do it myself I will but next time pick me up Human💀💀
1:38 Damn, that piano had some serious knockback
4:58 that's a weird looking cat lmao
Something, I don’t know, kinda squirrely about it.
nah man you trippin thats a turtle
Just about to comment that. But yeah, very weird cat. Could be a squirrel cat?
I’m thinking that’s a frog
@TheAliceUwU nah it looks more like a tortoise just look at it
5:07 the little hop in the static pose from the car is quite humorous
The wild tree car
3:33 the cat: "Hey, I think I used to have those."
4:45 it's real simple get him a cat tree so he can hide somewhere high because he clearly feel safe high up like most cats
I was just about to comment on that pos she honestly should find the cat a home that would actually love him
I was thinking the same thing. Give a cat a shelf up high and a few boxes and they will be very happy.
I love the badass posing/posturing only to hear a teeny tiny meow. 🤣😂😻😍 0:44
The dismount @1:22 is impressive
1:13
5:32 - 5:40
The way the cat just looked at the camera like "Dude, you see that crap?" is such a cartoony moment 😂😂
Any time I play sci-fi noises on my analog synthesizer, my cat goes into major derp mode. It's freakin' hilarious!
Can I find this on the tubes? I am an adhder and I need more
Quit bragging about your analog synthesizer... You're making all the nerds jealous
(By the nerds I mean Me)
2:09 To catch a bouncy ball, one must BECOME the bouncy ball
I remember one time the cat distribution system rejected me. When I was a kid there was a cat that lived next to my school, I would often see it in the morning as I walked to the gate. Very friendly cat, loved being pet and scratched under the chin, the usual. Then one day as I was giving it the usual gentle headpats it randomly bit me really hard, like I thought it would have drawn blood but somehow it didn't so I wasn't worried much about any infection or anything. I just hid the bite mark until it faded and I never mentioned anything about it to anyone. Never quite trusted that cat after that, I still greeted it but was always wary
i believe they do that because of overstimulation, i saw an explanation about it- but my cat does that too. ik that brat loves me tho
Basically you gave it too many pets and it was overstimulated. Almost all cats will do that no matter how much they love pets because it's really their only way of telling you to stop. Maybe you just don't jive with cats very well? Also if it was clean, friendly and well fed then it certainly already had a home and simply liked the extra attention and possibly food it could convince the kids to give it while it's owners were at work.
@@rabbitguts2518Saying someone doesn't vibe with cats because one bit him is a bit of a stretch, let's be honest.
@@cozyyote I think that you are correct. We have a cat that really wants love and then she attacks. It used to be a vicious attack but she has calmed down over the year or so that we have had her. We stop the petting rather than discipline so that she knows she is safe. We think that she may have been feral at one point.
Cat distribution system? Just go get a cat if you want one
God, I wish cats were real
What?!
Me too bro...me too
Boy, do I have news for you.
Oh, but they are. I have 2 of my own and I help take care of 4 more. They're the best thing. My Sugar Pie loves to sleep with me under the covers.
@@Dorthy-wx9fq It’s a joke.
I'm glad I found this video on my recommended pages. Watching this while listening to metal music quite saved my day after an unreal week of my daily work
1:24 the cat was like "oh hi... do you come often here to this gym?" lmao
0:45 almost died from the cuteness. A warning would have been nice.
Best funny cat video ive seen in a long time. Laughed a lot. Needed this. Thank you.
"ANYWHERE but under the STOVE!" (Cat: sweeps it right under the stove, FIRST THING... )🤣
1:13 this is the sh*t your cats do all day when youre at work haha
Never ever have i needed anything as much as this right now. Except maybe a cat after watching this. Or two
‘Anywhere but under the stove’ is exactly my cat
I will give him a toy and in 5 seconds it’s under our couch
The good old days. Thank you for bringing these videos back.
4:45 Newsflash:
Cats LOVE tinfoil.
She's practically TELLING him to do that :'D
5:39 "Ayo, what's up? Come here often?"
8:27 cats like let’s party this is the 70s right 😂
3:51 As someone who lived with an orange tabby for about 17 years, my heart goes out to this poor trucker.
I like how at 8:52 the two cats are looking at him and eachother like "is he ok?"
7:00 they 100% know it's tomatoes.. cat's ears are so finely tuned they can tell if it's the right can or not but when you open a tin of anything they will pretend it's cat food because they think you will still give them some.
Haha, it works! I feel so bad because I they're all excited thinking my can of beans is tuna that I give them a treat. But yeah they prolly know it's not kitty food and they're playing me.
And? Let a meme be a meme
Ngl, I can relate
@@Anaklusmos42 wifey cracks a soda and I go "beer?" and then I am slightly unhappy it's just a soda. Same premise.
My cat likes tomato sauce.
Thank you for the giggles.
The part where the cat was like what is that on the dogs ball sack
Made me laugh for hours 😂😂😂😂
1:19 that jump :OOO
Cat cooler than owner
0:47 bro really said 📷📸
Catmera
7:39
"Walter" Is crazy
"Say my name"
6:16 That cat is an alien!
they got up so weird
"he likes being sprayed with a spray bottle 😆 sounds like a cat 😁
We shouldn't question it, we're just lucky to have cats in our lives.
these are the most legit cat vids I've seen since the old days of cat vids, I salute you sir or madam for bringing back pre 2010 internet for 10 minutes and 12 seconds.
1:14 cat breakdancing like a bat 🤣🤣
The cat scratching himself with a slice of bread on his neck had me in tears 😂. I laugh every time I think of it
high quality cat comp i must say. thank u :3
The expression on that cat pillow's face . . .
6:50 - It always surprises me when someone actually takes their phone in with them when they take a bath.
7:45 - The dog finishes the job.
8:01 - You think this is impressive? You should see him do surgery.
3:33 That's a new inspection service 😂🤣
the one minute in clip got me, when the cat pulled the rubber band back on the dudes arm
@ 1:39
That sounds like the start of The Black Parade but one octave higher..... now I got that song stuck in my head.
The Cat Parade
0:11 That cat would hate the hood.
0:20
The cat: idk, but you stink *leaves in the most epic way possible*
For the girl whose cat was climbing on the TV-you need a nice tall cat tree. They make some that are mostly a floor to ceiling pole that don’t take much room. Makes me sad that you were talking about getting rid of him.
Don’t worry the getting rid of him very much seemed like dry humor! I feel like it’s almost a cultural thing among many cat owners to joke about such things when our gremlins are misbehaving 😂
I doubt she was serious, if that helps at all.
Rub some orange peel around the tv or places you don’t want your cat to go. Cats hate the smell of orange peel
0:45 is it possible to die from cuteness overload?
Yes but you would need a couple of pre-existing conditions, like extremely high blood pressure, and a serious case of cuteness aggression
That was funny! Thanks for no extra music or narration.
0:49 😆. 1:13, "I had a reason...uhm...gimme a minute..." 2:27, cat logic (smack them across the room). 3:19, the dog: "WTH did I do??"...the cat: "Your continued existence!" 4:05, "You are no match for my Cat-Kata!!" 5:41, well, we all roll Crit Fails every now & then. 6:03, the look that says "Well...now this is happening." 7:16, just one of those days, "Screw the whole world!!" 8:50, "Tag, you're it--DOH!!" 😆
The one of the cat on the doorframe is crazy. The landing was so casually graceful that I bet professional acrobats would be jealous.
3:26 the way the cutie was spitting it out with its tongue looks like a frog 😅 but its so cute❤❤❤
4:24 was a mouse btw
Oh god
1:13 Listen… *Imma need that song name.*
I too would like to know the title of that track
Eddie EWI - Bloopin
was thinking the same. i was like this is some funk i'd have heard in toejam & earl or jet set radio
Cat defaults change with age. Kittens - climb everything. Young to middle-age - bring in assorted prey... old - sleep, eat, sleep, eat, consume expensive medication etc etc.
The look on that orange monsters face at his hooman soaking is too much
0:56 bro is a god
3:09 void chonk jump-scare
I solved the problem of the disappearing cat toys by making sure I don't get the tiny ones anymore. My cat likes feathers and stuffed things anyways lol.
1:26 that cat dont like spanish songs 🤣"please, turn it off pleaaaaaase"
One of the better cat comp videos I've seen. btw, please train your cat to not go on kitchen counters. There's much dangerous stuff up there, stoves, knives, things they shouldn't eat, etc. Get them some kind of jump station homemade or purchased and play with them once in a while.
Um yeah, train cats to not get up high...Never works.
@@pineappleparty1624 Cats can be trained. Takes longer with more diligence, but if cats be walked on a leash, they can be trained to stay off kitchen counters.
@@sean-m6s No, you just have an angry owner constantly yelling at their cats. They will climb up high the second you are not looking, or when you are not home. Dogs have a fear of consequence and have shame. Cat's not really.
Better remove dangerous things on the counters
@@spagheddy338 Yeah of course. Sharp objects, food, are never on my counters. I knew a woman that her house flooded because her cats pushed the kitchen sink handles. Just have to baby proof your environment.
cat was like, what? I didn't headbutt the fish tank, so what you doing? you better not have recorded that.
5:34 THAT WAS TOO FUNNY!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was it really? 😐
@@stephaniegarfield29142 Yes
@ incorrect.
@@stephaniegarfield29142 Opinions are like assholes.. everybody's got one, but that doesnt mean yours stink any less.
6:37 That was the best deliberate hiding action by a cat ever!
2:55 Please be careful with toys like this. I had one for my cat and it got stuck around one of her beans of her paw (not sure how she managed it).
It might well have been her neck. Luckily I was around to get it off and I got rid of it right away.
Instead of tin foil, I use old Avon Aloe Vera body lotion. I don't know what's in it, but my cats run away when they smell it.
7:09 earrings unlocked
Is it coincidence that I'm watching this on caturday for the first time? I think not!
Also epic vid, lots of giggles to be had while I'm working
I really enjoy watching cat compilations, they also make me so happy that I don't actually have a cat, I would not be able to deal with 1% of the things they do lol.
You'd probably be surprised what you end up being able to deal with, honestly. You just end up loving their floofy little selves too much.
Honestly some aren't that bad
@shiny, That's what skirt guns are for. Boundaries.
I've had many cats in my life, and each one had its own unique personality. Wonderful creatures of God.
I appreciate the thumbnail being faithful to the content. Even more, the picture from the thumbnail being the very first video.
Absolutely hillarious 😆😂😺🤣
One of our cats loves cuddling. He especially loves stretching out on us when we're trying to sleep, so we sometimes wake up with a yelp because he loves flexing his claws, and sometimes our bodies just so happen to be facing his toe beans when that happens.
There are dozens of those springy cat toys under my stove! In fact, they’re ubiquitous! 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦
Not quite the same meaning of “everywhere.”
@ According to the Oxford dictionary, it is. 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦
1:08 bruh, I felt that hitting like a bullet
This is my new favorite cat video channel lol
Cats: Defying gravity for the last 10,000 years.
Well........mostly.
9:33 the proud of myself look awwh so cute
I look forward to the coming Epoch, the Catocene when cats finally take full control.
ok this is how an animal compilation should be done !
I appreciate that these clips aren't people mistreating their cats like a lot of the cat compilations are
Cats are smarter than people think. All cats on the planet have the same language. They have all the knowledge they need for life from birth.
Thank you for putting the thumbnail video at the beginning and not making me go through the whole thing for it
2:55 NO WAY our cat does the same thing! Except it's connected to a doorframe... Kittens are an adorable menace.
Thank you for keeping the videos simple.
This is pure catology.
I just really appreciate that the very first clip was actually the thumbnail
Cementing cats as the goofiest, most chaotic pets.
I just love these clips!
00:31 literally like a scene from a horror movie... dog is being held by something, look in the doorway and see only darkness... follow the leash and run into the monster
Nobody told the poor girl at 4:50 how broken orange cats are and she got it from a shelter too... 😂 just put a shelf up in the corner behind the tv. Its his spot now. 😂
He looks exactly like my oldest guy, Mickey Mantle.
8:30 Reggie's going to get type 2 diabetes if he doesn't stop doing that.