They don't have spare energy or low enough stress in the wild. They need to preserve energy for hunting and avoid drawing the attention of predators. I can't remember the proper name etc. but there is essentially some husbandry principle for keeping animals, that basically (and very roughly) suggests; the better your husbandry is then the more time the animal should spend playing.
This, 100%. So many cat-vid channels add their own music track or (even worse) their own commentary. This is just the clips, nothing more, and it's great!
That shit was ABUSE! Glitter cuts like a razor, especially in the eyes. His tongue was probably hamburger and he was probably blinded by the end of trying to get that shit off. This moron has no business owning a cat. Can you imagine what she would do with an actual child?!
i've been in a crappy mood overall lately. thanks for this. i laughed the whole way through. i hope my neighbours enjoyed listening to the😁 weird single guy that lives in the attic laughing like a madman for 10 minutes HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks again!!!!😹😹🤣😂😂
Then you haven't seen many dogs? I've seen plenty crazyness from all sorts of dogs. Our dog hit the exact same spot of wall three times during his usual zoomies, and he's a smart dog...most of the time🙄(thankfully our walls are those modern thin crap stuff, doesn't hurt)
0:13, no TV needed with that show going on, lol! 1:35, that look..."You know me too well, mom." 2:46, "Are...are you seeing this...?" 😆. 3:25, "You will never defeat my Cat-Kata style!" 5:00, "Well you're the one who just offered me a pork chop." 8:13, Canadian standoff? 😏
Yeah. Captions and sound FX ruin the videos. But if there aren't 'funneh sounds' constantly playing, the average viewer (with 5s long attention spans) would dissipate, cutting back 95% of the viewer count lol
Poor kitty, you know he was honestly disgruntled. I hope someone feeds him, it looked like he was on the other side of the glass than the food. And I hope someone gives him a wonderful home🌈😸
May be because those pants are are already old with the hole already starting and the doting owner???😳But the cat didn't leave a single scratch on the leg - I love cats who are careful
My cats used to go absolutely mental to Guns & Roses, The Prodigy or the Beastie Boys, they loved it. They were quite drawn to Public Enemy too. Don't ... Don't . Don't. Don't... Don't Believe The Hype waaeewooeewooaaaa!
I have 3 favourite cat archetypes. The first one is “the openly chaotic and charismatic one”: often, this cat develops a nickname that slowly becomes its actual name. So, it may have been named “Parsley” but, at some point, you’ll be calling it “Jason Momeowa” or something, due to it having a fondness for the bath/ shower or something. It’ll either be extremely athletic or the fattest cat you’ve ever seen. The expression of the chaotic element depends on its physical form. If the cat is round, you will find chaos more in where it is: sleeping in a frying pan, in the sink, on the neighbours roof, etc. If it’s athletic, the chaos shows up more in how it gets there: using the ceiling fan as a slingshot to get onto the fridge. Trying to jump from the living room couch to the pet store down the road for treats in a single leap, etc. This cat tends to be so sociable, you sometimes forget it can’t speak. It usually has an absurd meow. Its comedic timing is also impeccable. The next type of cat is, “the dormant weirdo…maybe from space”. This cat will often be confused with a plushy. It doesn’t chase you down for food in the morning. It hardly even eats. It just sleeps. However, every few weeks, it’ll do the oddest shit you’ve ever seen in your life. You will wake up one day and it will be completely missing. You will put up posters. Set up a search party. At the end of the day, you will end up at home, defeated. When you go into your fridge, it will be sleeping in a closed Tupperware container. When you open it up, it will awake, seemingly annoyed that you have disturbed its peace and tranquility. You will question your life or, at the very least, any prescription medication you may be taking. It may attempt to meow but, never quite does it right. You’ll get more of a “mmmmeep” or something. It tends to have questionable preferences. Our last cat fit this archetype. It would randomly aim to get stepped on. If it succeeded, you would feel absolutely horrible but, it would proceed to follow you around, purring aggressively, desperately trying to get crushed again. It would weave in between your legs and then flop down in front of you. It was a foster cat. I feel like the previous owners did things….anyways, the last cat is “the dapper puppet”. Usually/ always a black and white cat. This cat will go along with anything. Like, you can pick it up. Put it down. Use it as a back scratcher. A hat. A shovel. A reliable mode of transportation. Anything. It’ll always just have this look of bewildered apathy. It never just has one name. There’s always a prefix or a title. So, “Mr. Bartholomeow . Mrs. Cathrine the second. Dr. Fluffenstein. Queen Elizacat. Agent 009 lives. The big Meowski. Aside from this, they kinda just do the whole cat thing to a tee. It sometimes feels like they work for some cat corporation as a customer service representative that has, over the years, been stripped of all pride and could really care less about your bs. “I’m just here to do my job man.” Tends to have a very crisp meow. Could probably do well in media if they had any ambition.
1:15 “put em in the microwave” “the cat?!” Killed me 💀
I had to take a break to catch my breath 😂
Lol! I know she sounded so concerned
Bro I just died
Same
“Put it in the microwave”
“…the cat?”
I lost it 😭
😹😹😹
If this is how cats behave naturally, imagine how terrified their prey would be in the wild LOL
😂😂
Especially in this one. 7:02
They don't have spare energy or low enough stress in the wild. They need to preserve energy for hunting and avoid drawing the attention of predators.
I can't remember the proper name etc. but there is essentially some husbandry principle for keeping animals, that basically (and very roughly) suggests; the better your husbandry is then the more time the animal should spend playing.
3:49 the cat rlly be like "these pants your wearing are plain, imma turn this into ripped pants."
"If I can't have fur, neither can you!"
How did it not scratch up the person's legs either?
Glitter cat was absolutely fabulous.
2:49 the cat looking at the camera person like “you gonna stop this kid??”
Thanks for no annoying music or explaining!!! It gives me hope for a good internet
This, 100%. So many cat-vid channels add their own music track or (even worse) their own commentary. This is just the clips, nothing more, and it's great!
Hit the goddamn mute button rather than bitching about it.
Good internet is long gone
There was annoying music on some of them
It's 2025. You SHOULD know by now there is no good internet anymore.
1:15
"put it in the microwave"
"...the cat 🤨?"
I would support 100% of all of these cats running for president.
That's easy if a criminal gets elected for being the next one. 🤭
Even the toe sucker one? 🤭
Except the one that destroyed that pair of pants
Couldn't do worse than Joe
The toe sucker was already president once. Now we have the best President ever: TRUMP
The black cat playing with the bug is so adorable.
Yeah 😊
The glitter cat, left his existence as "Void" for became "galaxy cat" 🤣
That shit was ABUSE! Glitter cuts like a razor, especially in the eyes. His tongue was probably hamburger and he was probably blinded by the end of trying to get that shit off. This moron has no business owning a cat. Can you imagine what she would do with an actual child?!
“For became”
@augustsmith9553 English broke, sorry :^)
@@Z4ki12 it’s really cute 😇❤️
2:11 bro really said "are you serious right now bro?"
@0:27 the tiny "raghh!!!' was adorable 🤣🤣🤣
i love that he even gives a little smirk at the clip at 1:35 before he does exactly that. like "damn right thats whats gonna happen"
Huh
3:50 and this is how you get DIY ripped jeans 👍👌
One of a kind too
Never ever have i needed anything as much as this right now. Except maybe a cat after watching this. Or two
LoL the black cat at 0:50 is like damn you need to see doctor about that.
"Boy, I sure love having hands. Ahh- !" 😂
The car that found the glitter box is now fabulous✨✨✨. A very glittery car indeed. ✨✨✨
CaT, not car!
Her: You want food?
Cat: So... you have chosen death!
6:44 Whats for dinner? Fried cat.
Cats in phrases:
1. Wtf are you doing?!
2. Stop that!
3. That hurts!
The cat busting down the bathroom door was impressive.
"Put it in the microwave"
"The cat?" 😂
i've been in a crappy mood overall lately. thanks for this. i laughed the whole way through. i hope my neighbours enjoyed listening to the😁 weird single guy that lives in the attic laughing like a madman for 10 minutes HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks again!!!!😹😹🤣😂😂
cat particle accelerator at 8:20
2:01 so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
3:24 "Man what a spaz" - Big cat
8:05 That's CERN particle accelerator in Switzerland! 💀
HAHA
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 STOP IT, IT HURTS.
Das ischt ein Teilchenbeschleuniger, oder ? 😂🇨🇭
"Has found the glitter box". And looks super proud ✨💎
0:01 Me On Weekend Nights.😂
2:59 thats a legendary skin actually
Glitter cat is fabulous, and needs a bath STAT!
The third video @0:13 is the first time I saw a dog act crazier than a cat 😂
Then you haven't seen many dogs? I've seen plenty crazyness from all sorts of dogs. Our dog hit the exact same spot of wall three times during his usual zoomies, and he's a smart dog...most of the time🙄(thankfully our walls are those modern thin crap stuff, doesn't hurt)
3:56
Uman: Hey Bro you have a napkin
Bald fred: yea just wait a second...Scratch..Scratch.
Take It Bro
Uman: WTF
0:13, no TV needed with that show going on, lol! 1:35, that look..."You know me too well, mom." 2:46, "Are...are you seeing this...?" 😆. 3:25, "You will never defeat my Cat-Kata style!" 5:00, "Well you're the one who just offered me a pork chop." 8:13, Canadian standoff? 😏
1:27 Foot Fetish Cat is my new spirit animal! 😄
"Put it in the microwave." "The cat?!" I'm dying.
Every single one of these videos could be massively improved by removing the captions and sound effects
If I don’t like the caption or sound effect I just pretend they don’t exist.
then you do it lol
They prob get it from tiktok, meaning that it's alr added in the og video. Nothin they can rlly do abt it
Yeah. Captions and sound FX ruin the videos. But if there aren't 'funneh sounds' constantly playing, the average viewer (with 5s long attention spans) would dissipate, cutting back 95% of the viewer count lol
so damn true
0:52 "Damn hooman what did you feed them?"
2:17 Me with my ocd cleaning all the imaginary dirt on my floor
cats are never introvert ! the party just SUXs 🤣🤣
4:54 "Honey! Are you ready yet? Cinco De Mayo party starts in an hour".
The cat sitting in the frying pan looks oven ready 😂
8:40 that's a really good Justin Trudeau costume there, cat.
I like how the burger king add is in the background
0:04
1:35 that actually hurt my heart, he gave up so quickly. Someone cuddle that poor lonely boy )':
?
4:00 this cat needs a proper scratching post
They can buy all the scratching posts they like with the money they can get selling those clothes. They're a $200 fashion accessory now :)
physic: YOU ALL MUST OBERY ME! (looks at cats) exept you
Give those cats lots of love. 🖤🖤
Catz; my morning addiction! 😺How about getting a sweater for the hairless cat up on the stove? He's trying to warm up next to the pot cooking!
Little Misha just wanted to be a legend, like his distant cousin Borya.
glitterbox-kitty was great :)
@ 02:55 Kitty poop gonna glitter for a good month.
If it lives that long once it has intestines and organs full of metal.
@@rickshaw6198 Metal or plastic, that will be bad for this cat.
Entire video is worth it just for GLITTER CAT!
2:14
i wish i had a cat that hated the little litter grains scattered all over the floor as much as i do
0:01 To be fair, that's my reaction to those Ads, too.
Poor kitty, you know he was honestly disgruntled. I hope someone feeds him, it looked like he was on the other side of the glass than the food. And I hope someone gives him a wonderful home🌈😸
Please tell me glitter kitty got a bath instead of licking/ingesting all that glitter …
The cat died
Based on how the person instinctively pulled out the phone to laugh, probably not. Unfortunately
0:23 0:27 in 2x speed 😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:37 I'm laughing so hard
2:47 Holy S*t. Kids got it about right.
0:22 my cat did that lol
2:37 needs the "Parkour!" sound
Why would you sit there watching as your cat shreds your clothes with you in them?!
May be because those pants are are already old with the hole already starting and the doting owner???😳But the cat didn't leave a single scratch on the leg - I love cats who are careful
3:49 this cat would have been really popular when ripped and shredded jeans were in 😀
watching cats at Dounae Eddy is something
Glitter cat was amazing. ᵔᴥᵔ
Addendum: Cat at 9:06 is me at work.
1:57 cats are truly odd creatures
2:03. "Bruh."
my kitty loves this video... thank you!
3:49, Beerus, Lord of Destruction
2:15 me searching for my glasses…
My cats used to go absolutely mental to Guns & Roses, The Prodigy or the Beastie Boys, they loved it. They were quite drawn to Public Enemy too. Don't ... Don't . Don't. Don't... Don't Believe The Hype waaeewooeewooaaaa!
3.00 shine brigth like a diamod 😩
2:54
very fabulous
very demure
Cute crooks. lol
absolutely ravegeous creatures.
Ravegeous? That's a new one! 😂
4:59
"U sure love having hands*
*a*
7:12 Does anyone know what that cat is called? I've seen a couple of his vids and I must find him! He's too funny for this earth!
If the roles were switched then I think cats would also be easily entertained by humans
2:03 the best
5:47 oh no, is that cat okay. may god bless it
3:00 Congratulations, you found a shiny!
Funny video ) Like !
the glitter cat looked amazing
1 person had Burger King on. Another person had NXT on
6:50 kakakaka Let’s me “go” please 😅😅😅😅😅😅
3:04 Bros cat looks like fuckin space
The "mrrrrp" zoomies are the best.
8:06 Particat accelerator 💀
Her:The cat? The mom: n-1:19
Put 1:20 "Give this cat a keyboard" at the lowest play speed of 0.25 Then put play speed at the HIGHEST setting of 2.
7:44 Die! Дай пачку сыра!😂
I have 3 favourite cat archetypes. The first one is “the openly chaotic and charismatic one”: often, this cat develops a nickname that slowly becomes its actual name. So, it may have been named “Parsley” but, at some point, you’ll be calling it “Jason Momeowa” or something, due to it having a fondness for the bath/ shower or something. It’ll either be extremely athletic or the fattest cat you’ve ever seen. The expression of the chaotic element depends on its physical form. If the cat is round, you will find chaos more in where it is: sleeping in a frying pan, in the sink, on the neighbours roof, etc. If it’s athletic, the chaos shows up more in how it gets there: using the ceiling fan as a slingshot to get onto the fridge. Trying to jump from the living room couch to the pet store down the road for treats in a single leap, etc. This cat tends to be so sociable, you sometimes forget it can’t speak. It usually has an absurd meow. Its comedic timing is also impeccable. The next type of cat is, “the dormant weirdo…maybe from space”. This cat will often be confused with a plushy. It doesn’t chase you down for food in the morning. It hardly even eats. It just sleeps. However, every few weeks, it’ll do the oddest shit you’ve ever seen in your life. You will wake up one day and it will be completely missing. You will put up posters. Set up a search party. At the end of the day, you will end up at home, defeated. When you go into your fridge, it will be sleeping in a closed Tupperware container. When you open it up, it will awake, seemingly annoyed that you have disturbed its peace and tranquility. You will question your life or, at the very least, any prescription medication you may be taking. It may attempt to meow but, never quite does it right. You’ll get more of a “mmmmeep” or something. It tends to have questionable preferences. Our last cat fit this archetype. It would randomly aim to get stepped on. If it succeeded, you would feel absolutely horrible but, it would proceed to follow you around, purring aggressively, desperately trying to get crushed again. It would weave in between your legs and then flop down in front of you. It was a foster cat. I feel like the previous owners did things….anyways, the last cat is “the dapper puppet”. Usually/ always a black and white cat. This cat will go along with anything. Like, you can pick it up. Put it down. Use it as a back scratcher. A hat. A shovel. A reliable mode of transportation. Anything. It’ll always just have this look of bewildered apathy. It never just has one name. There’s always a prefix or a title. So, “Mr. Bartholomeow . Mrs. Cathrine the second. Dr. Fluffenstein. Queen Elizacat. Agent 009 lives. The big Meowski. Aside from this, they kinda just do the whole cat thing to a tee. It sometimes feels like they work for some cat corporation as a customer service representative that has, over the years, been stripped of all pride and could really care less about your bs. “I’m just here to do my job man.” Tends to have a very crisp meow. Could probably do well in media if they had any ambition.
2:00 is the first time adding a vine boom effect and the aw hell no meme actually killed me
3:48 most destructive cat in the world
parameow activity
Paramewmal activity
2:24 kitty hitting the gymnastics bars 🔥🔥
what the sound effect called?
0:39-0:45
"Cats always land on their feet."