Ranni’s Family Tree is MESSED UP!
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- Ranni the Witch has gained some new family members in Elden Ring, Shadow of the Erdtree! With Rellana, Twin Moon Knight, being the sister to Rennala, just how complicated is the Carian family tree?! What about Messmer the Impaler?! Melina?! Radahn and Miquella?! This truly is a wild mess.
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#eldenring #comedy #ai #humor #funny #artificialintelligence #ranni #melina #malenia #skit
Imagine being a confirmed demigod, your brother is “allegedly” dating Rennala’s sister, and thus becoming Ranni’s aunt and sister
Melina is in a strange predicament indeed
Solution breakup with Ranni
@@Psub950 Well nuts, she also theorized to the gloom eyed and confirmed to related to Messmer... so Melina's having a Carian simp over is basically family tradition and incest, O.O
Radan did not consent! And the "femboy" can't love anything anymore pay attention to the lore please!!! Love the shorts keep em coming
Mohg: gee, could you imagine being as fucked up as them?
Morgott: *stares*
Can't wait to see mommy Marika coming back to say "told you so" to her rebellious arsonist daughter.
Mesmer: “Well you got me.”
(Pulls down the Marika family Erdtree)
Mesmer: “By all accounts it doesn’t make any sense.”
Trust me Messmer, your FAMILEE isn’t the only thing that doesn’t make any sense.
TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAA
Emperor’s New Groove reference, I see you 😂
@@sanlorenzo7896 He did an amazing reference indeed.
Awesome reference
The fact that the giant snake with a human face and hundreds of limbs has the second most normal love relationship says something about the whole FAMILEEE.
TOGETHAAAAAA!
TOGETHAAAA!
TOGETHAAAAAA!
TF TOGETHAAAAAA 😂😅
TOGETHAAAA!
"and Ranni, you also forgetting you acoholic, depressed and furry other half-brother"
- Melina probably
He's off pissing on a carpet right now
Poor Maliketh😂
@@xavierroman2907nah that’s her uncle. I think he means blaidd. Since Maliketh is Marikas shadow and half-brother I guess it isn’t to far fetched to assume the same about blaidd who is rannis shadow
@@dominikmair3291 oh right, Blaidd, my bad lol
Prechet BROTHAR😂
Forget “circle.”
This family tree is a fucking _tesseract._
At this point, I think if two people have a relationship in the Lands Between, you should just assume they are related.
@@delrunplays2903 Rykard is ironically one of the most normal demigods, besides the whole snake thing
Their relations spans dimensions 😵💫
@@zinzolin14literally in the dlc
😂😂😂 4 dimensional family tree 💀
"Who in their right mind would write a family tree like this!?"
-Sees George R.R Martin
"Ah, of course..."
combined with Norse and greek inspiration, also a berserk fan inevitably this would result into a weird family tree.
Back when noble houses and royal families were in power they practiced that a bit too.
@@AdeptKing And look how well it turned out for the Habsburgs
@@arontuske9348 They got dem funny jaws
Gotta say, Tarnished is pretty damn godly for bagging the cool girl AND her hot sister/aunt.
Her sister/aunt burned herself instead of getting with us. 😔
That, or she is hunting us down, unless you let hee burn and then got the frenzy ending
Or you used the frenzied flame to set the tree on fire and banished the frenzied flame with miquella's needle in placidusax's arena
@@augustbellinger7980 Which us arguebly underrated and sadly doesn't change anything about the Endings you get
The tarnished is related to ranni
@@larsbohmer6319should be a secret ending
When your father is also your dad’s mistress
This hurt my brain.
How I met your non-binary parent.
Im wheezing 😂
Wut
@@brighterphantom4530 You haven't played Elden Ring have you ? That whole mess started with a Dude who got split into a Male and Female Half.
Than decided having kids with himself was a prefectly fine idea...spoilers it was not.
"roleplay being realted to you"
That's why I always put on Radahn's armor during Ranni's ending
That's hilarious
Ew
It’s even better now with the Young Lion armor set.
"Step-tarnished I'm stuck!"
Even the weird players wont give Radahn a break
Written by: George RR everyone’s fucking someone Martin.
plus old mythos inspiration(greek, norse ect..) and a berserk fan it being weird is inevitable.
@_Tzer Damn I didn’t think of that lol. I knew Martin was a disturbed fuck, (that’s just a given), but man if Miyazaki wrote some of this I’m kinda disappointed in my boy 🤣
@@Crimsonlupus Japanese game is japanese.. Gwyndolin has a large chest.. and lorian and lothric were very grabby with eachother(so much piggyback spam).. also both gwyndolin and lothric are barefoot. Miyazaki clearly likes twinks/femboys for some reason..
You also gotta consider solaire wondering if the player is into them in ds1.. conclusion: fromsoft is very gay.
also messmer/rellana is step-incest vibes and miquella was made from radagon/marika's selfcest.
it's still less weird than zeus' shenanigans in greek.
@@_TzerWhat’s messed up is Rellana and Messmers alleged relationship is arguably one of the most normal ones in the game 😅
The RR stands for "relative rizz"
Players: incest?
Developers: ONLY incest!
Wait hasnt there been a theory, that the Tarnished we play as, is some kind of a bastard child of Marika?
Yes. I think someone posted a video analyzing the sounds in the intro cut scene saying they sounded like the walking mausoleum
The Tarnished are all confirmed descendants of Godfrey and his inner circle of Warriors.
Even if none if them are from the Golden Lineage Like Godwyn, at least some of them are related to Godfrey himself like Nepheli.
We can also be a Numen, which only Marika's direct family is known to be, and a Hero class, which are descendants of Godfrey. Add that to the demigod theory (which is extremely strong and actually makes a lot of sense since it explains why our Tarnished can do what many others can't), and it basically means even us marrying Ranni or Marika is incest.
A true G.R.R.M moment.
@@TheStraightestWhitest could explain why we don’t go completely Crazy after getting groped by the 3 fingers
@@kilambrown4302 at least we get the good genes of Godfrey and not the bads like Godric
This aint a family tree, its a family shrub
The Family spider nett 😂
I think it's more a family ring at this point.
@@delrunplays2903 elden ring!?
@@VOgaming51official Oh my god, the elden ring was Marika's family tree the whole time!
@@delrunplays2903gotta keep it in the family after all. Elden ring really is set in medieval times 😂
"Married an unrelated tarnished"
The theory of our main tarnished being one of Marika's discarded children in the mausoleums: "about that..."
Physically, Ranni's against it, but spiritually, she has no feelings one way or the other.
Warrior Tarnished: Technically I'm from Houra Loux's tribe making us family 🤣
Given that we are of no renowned, I think we're just adopted.
The theory that the tarnished you play as is a forgotten child of Merica that crawled out of a mausoleum is going crazy rn xD
"Merica"!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎇🎆🎆🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
WTF is a kilometer!! 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🎇🎇
@@Spaedterrak FUCK YEAH!!!
"My brother is in my other brother's body and married another one of my brothers" -most of the elden family
Let's not forget her father was Godfrey's wife and Miquella is Marrying Radahn with Mohg's special sauce.
Nah no he not
They're already married.
21 inches, to be exact 🤓
@@adrianchua835 And Messmer is 18 inches how odd is that information? 😂😂
@@notusgodwind4512He was, as evidenced by the fact that Messmer exists and the fact that Marika in the Japanese original calls Radagon by the same term that is used in the DLC to refer St. Trina.
"Call it the Habsburg family tree cause this shit is a circle"
Aaaay, Max0r shout out
@@C-F98 finally, someone gets it
@@simplewrites "How are you still alive-?"
"How are YOU still single?"
*Elden John drops to his knees in cringe and defeat*
Other pantheons: "First time?"
Yeah, most of this is like the average week in greek mythology...with less furries overall.
Welcome to Paradise;)
Your character is a soulless child of Marika given a soul. That's why you hear walking mausoleum noises in the background during your character introduction in the opening cinematic.
"roleplay being related to you"
There's a theory going around that the player tarnished is actually a demigod.
Not really even a theory. All the Tarnished are descended of Godfrey. At least a couple of them have to be related to Godrick.
@@kilambrown4302 I'm talking more like directly related to Marika. Sorry, should've specified that.
It's not so much a theory as it is a fact. The only difference made is how close the relation is.
As pointed out, all Tarnished trace their roots back to Godfrey, and therefore most of the family. However, that bloodline seems to be mixed and severely diluted (similar to Godrick) but perhaps on an even larger scale given that we're fairly small and seem to gain power overtime rather than being inherently strong.
On the other hand, if we take the theory that Tarnished is the headless demigod from the wandering mausoleum, then the relation to the main cast might be even stronger as they are stated to be Marika's (and by proxy Radagon's) child directly. Meaning they could be as old as Messmer or as young as Miquella and equally related. Take your pick.
@@Whyarewestillhere-e1uwhat about the headless mausoleum points to our tarnished? Or where is this video lol
@@thomasfisher7391 the bodies in the mausoleums are Marika's bastard children, Marika says any demigod that has no renown will be disowned, we are specifically referred to as a tarnished with no renown, and the sounds of the mausoleum play at the start of the game, implying that we are a bastard demigod. The actual videos on the theory do a better job of explaining it than I ever will, so if you want, search them up.
This family tree is turning into a family wreath
@@painthegreat Holy shit, that's why it's called Elden Ring. Cuz the family ties and relationships all come full circle!
Considering you can hear the footsteps of a mausoleum in the opening cutscene and those in said mausoleums are the bastard children of Marika with no renown whatsoever (the tarnished is one if no renown) that would mean as the tarnished we're related to them too. So Rykard saying the whole family thing was on the money 😂
“At least I marry an unrelated tarnished…”
*Us Tarnished, being distant descendents of Godfrey from the Badlands, making Ranni our great great great great step-aunt* 👀
"Don't give them idea!"
Too late, wayyyyy too late for that Ranni.
TOGETHAAAA FAMILY!!! - Rykard propably
DEVAOUAAAAAAHHH
When your family *Tree* became the Elden *Ring*
Me looking at the tree : this is a ancient language that no one can read 💀
Ranni, you family tree is a mess
Uhm Meli-Meli, don't know how to break the news to you but.... they're mostly your family tree too.
I think the same, even if we dont know Messmer & Meli dad yet, but Ranni still considered as her sister cuz' Radagon = Marika
@@pjen410 Never mind the uncertainty of what Radagon = Marika entails.
Case in point: Trina. She has purple skin. She is also Miquella. Does that mean Marika has the genes for purple skin? Let there be confusion.
Knowing Marika, she probably could be your secret parents? and not tell you.
There’s theories that the tarnish we play woke up in a walking mausoleum. Which hold nameless gods who were illegitimate children of Marika, meaning we may play a bastard child of the Eternal Queen
The silent "toghetaa"
According to some recent theories on the lore, the Tarnished may actually be a child of marika... yikes.
Or at least spent some time in the giant pot with Marika.
Radahn is doing everything possible to flee but Miquella won't let go him 😭
Radahn consented tho. He’s the *Promised* Consort, and the ending cutscene seems to confirm that Miquella asked Radahn nicely and he complied.
So about that kiss during the roast tournament with Varre
*Sigh* Gotta play the parody card
@@Epsonea_482 what does that mean?
@@Epsonea_482No, play the Trebuchet card! Because it's not a cannon!
@@Epsonea_482
As a wise Brit once said, "It's canon. It's in the lore."
@@Epsonea_482 Pull the Percy Jackson card of only non-god parents count.
Random japan lore master:
"tarnished might be Marika unwanted child"
Since Messmer, Melina, and Ranni have the same father, Melina is half sister to Ranni.
But if Messmer for example married Rellana whom he is in a total platonic relationship with, Melina being Messmer's sister would be an Aunt in law to Ranni.
But then wouldn’t Ranni also be an Aunt lol
This has been a good year for ya. Hope you upload new videos other than shorts soon to see new plot lines or fun stuff in general. We might need a Miquella arc at this point
My final short will come out on Monday. After that it's 100K, then main videos
inb4 popular japanese theory that the tarnished player is actually one of the dead demigods carried in the walking mausoleums
Radahn is 10000 percent being mind controlled lmao
Ranni: “dont give them ideas”
Tarnished: “too late”
One of my characters is literally Rellana and went for the Age of Stars ending. I didn't think about it like this LMAO
Radahn is Miquella's brother.
And husbend
About that....
In the opening the Tarnished wakes up in a room where we can hear the stomps of the Mausoleums.
The Tarnished is likely a Demigod or descendant of Marika.
So there's a chance we're related to Ranni...
This is the most confusing lore in Elden Ring. Who’s related to who
if you pay attention it's not that confuse, they're like 3 families and every children of each family got Marika's blood in it so they are all related.
Everyone
Everyone to everyone with everyone TOGETHAAA!!!
CARIAN ROYAL FAMILY BUILD NEXT RUN LETS GO
There is a high possibility that the Tarnished is also a demigod but an unwanted cild of Marika since while you are in the foggy room after character customization the footsteps and roars of a walkong mausoleum can be heard alongside with the bell, meaning that we could also be related to Ranni canonically
"Don't give them any ideas."
I think that is a bit too late Ranni.
At this point, the whole family tree is messed up like the targaryens from GOT 😮💨
Dont forget that the tarnished is also possibly one of marikas disowned childs
"one of these is not like the others" 😂😂😂😂
Look, Rykard was just doing his own thing let my man vibe
Well it wouldn’t be accurate to a real-life royal family if the family tree wasn’t a complete mess.
There is a theory that the Tarnished is a bastard/disinherited child of Marika
Her family is yours too Meli-Meli.
Elden ring family therapy to a whole new level
It seems that the only "normal" ones are Morgott, Mogh and Godwyn.
Rykard really did choose the furry option
Actually there is a theory that the Tarnished we play as is one of the demigod children that got their heads cut off and placed in the walking mausoleum.
Understanding Marika’s family tree is akin to untangling Christmas lights
The “DO NOT GIVE THEM IDEAS” fucking killed me😂
This is why I don’t simp for any of the other Demi gods. Way too much baggage. I don’t want any part of… that
Lansseax or Florissax though? They’re fair game
I only simp for Nepheli
How can you forget my Lord, Placidusax?
He got two heads, so double head pat.
"Do not give them ideas!" knowing the internet they already thought of it and much much worse.
I love how they say that like they aren't in the tree itself.
Some people theories that the tarnished is a illegitimate child of Marika, so even that is in question
" do not give them idea!" thanks for the laught
Damn it! Every time I see snake bro, all I hear is TOGETHAAAAAA😝
Tarnished could be a demigod since you can hear the wandering mousleum stomp, bell, and cries when tarnish woken up.
I'm just going to say I just love Marika's three daughters pointing out the obvious flaws with each other skits. They'll never get old.
"So I'll be your sister AND ALSO your auntie!" And you're dating, Meli-Meli, don't forget that. In a three way relationship no less.
So honestly.... that's pretty fecking tame compared to your typical gods of our lands.
Yeah, we got a four-armed doll and her burned-and-bodiless spirit half-sister-aunt and a Tarnished (whose theorized to be the demigod referenced by the mausoleums).
Let's face it. The moment you kiss someone in the Lands Between is the moment you know you're related to them.
Thanks for giving ideas on my next character creation heh.
But at least Rykard has Family now. Are we sure he is not Dominic Toretto at this point?
Renalla and rellana's parents staring at the family "tree" in utter disbelief, mumbling under their breaths "wtf is going on over there?!"
God i love rykard's lil speech as he goes into stage 2. TOGETHAAAAA
Ranni: don't give them ideas!
Me: but sister ranni I thought we had something special 😢
"Some who could roleplay being related to you" they called out my blue lady
Can def tell george r.r martin had a hand in writing this lmao.
The divine family in Elden Ring has so many branches that eventually circles start forming.
The “role play being related to you” is legit as there’s a theory that the tarnished with no renoun is a child of Marika.
"TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" I'm just casually hearing that in the background of everything now
There is a theory that the tarnished is a ressurected demigod which considering my last ending worries me quite a bit now...
There is in fact a Japanese theory that the Tarnished is actually a descendent of Marika since we hear the sound of a wandering mausoleum in the opening cinematic when our tarnished is introduced. It could imply that our tarnished is a demigod that was brought back from death by given grace.
Tarnished are those banished from the Lands Between: Godfrey, his army, and their descendants. Grace brought them to the Lands Between only after the Shattering.
@@Xgenstudioz777 you cant banish those that are dead. The tarnished would be dead by the time the remaining tarnished were sent away
@@TheSergio1021 Here's an interview with Miyazaki.
IGN: I was hoping that you could kind of define some terms that we were just made aware of by the trailer. The player-character is known as a Tarnished. And can you explain what the Elden Ring is, and the significance of it being shattered?
Miyazaki: So this may get a little lengthy. So first of all, in the world of Elden Ring, The Lands Between are blessed by the presence of the Elden Ring and by the Erdtree, which symbolizes its presence, and this has given grace or blessing to the people throughout the land, great and small. What this represented in them is this sort of golden light, or this golden aura, that's specifically shown in their eyes. And this symbolizes the blessing or the grace of the Erdtree. However, after a time, there were some individuals who lost this grace, and the light faded from their eyes. And these are what are known as the Tarnished.
So, the Tarnished, you could call them tarnished individuals who have lost grace. And this was a long time preceding the setting of the game, a long time before. *The ancestors of the characters that are present in the world were banished and exiled from The Lands Between,* these Tarnished. Then a long time after that, the Elden Ring was shattered in a historical event. *This triggers the return of this lost grace and it calls out to the Tarnished, who were once exiled from The Lands Between, and it guides them back.* So this is the starting point, or the impetus for the game itself, the Tarnished being called by the lost grace and returning to The Lands Between.
"Roleplay being related"
Thank to that theory video about our tarnished could be a demigod, I did just that lol
I'M MY OWN GRANDPA~~ I'M MY OWN GRANDPA~
it's sounds funny I know, but it really is so~
I'M MY OWN GRANDPA~~~
PFFFF- I know that reference!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Do NOT give them ideas” is great
"One of my brothers likes femboys."
Tarnished: *SPITTAKE*
It’s as if some backwoods Louisiana Cajun designed the family tree.
Even after 421hrs I never Looked to see if Rya had a tail nor had I known about her having a tail.
I guess I will have to marry Melina then to make things a little more normal
This is where you then see George’s writing in the lore
If the Tarnished is Numen, then they are most likely a child of Marika, meaning they're a half-sibling of Ranni.
Roleplay as malenia's brother
Because i am envious of the four hands and thus you're getting miquella'd
"Dont give them ideas"
My viking, doom guy, guts, kratos and yujiro hannma created character: well at least im normal
"Im gonna marry you one day big sister Ranni!"
fia is my real one
The royal family tree resembles a fucking mirror house with lasers more than an actual tree.
I literally did a ranni cosplay run while doing her ending
In German we have a Song named "Mein Stammbaum ist ein Kreis" which means "My family tree is a circle"
I think this fits for this perfect 😂
These a theory that the tarnished is a demi god, we seemingly wake up in a walking mosulium (in the cut scene before the chaple) where disgraced demi gods are said to rest so the tarnished and ranni might actually be related
"Don't give them ideas!" 😂😂😂