Dio: my name means God in Italian. Diavolo: my name means Devil in Italian. Pucci: my name comes from two extremely famous Italian fashion designers. Kira: my name is the Japanese spelling of Killer. Kars: vroom vroom
What would happen if DIO stops time at the same time as diavolo skips time at the same time kira goes back in time at the same time pucci accelerates time?
『Lih / Liam.』 if it bothers you then ignore it. The world does not revolve around your preferences. So if you get mad about it just don’t bother with saying anything.
Part 1: Little British Kid Part 2: Aztec GOD Part 3: Little British Kid 100 years older Part 4: David Bowie with a hand fetish Part 5: Italian Mafia Boss
Dio Brando: "I wish for wealth and immortality" Pillarmen: "We wish for the most ultimate life form." DIO: "I want to end Joestar bloodline." Kira: "I want my quiet life while murdering at the same time." Diavolo: "I want my identity to be hidden, so nobody can hunt me down." Pucci: "I want to create my own universe." Valentine: "my mommy didn't buy me lego so i want stack jesus bones."
@@ScootrMan The Piller men's theme to me represents their extreme power and pride Well said on Diavolo, his theme also this mysterious, eerie tune to it too also representing the mystery of him
your user name is God with Kojima's picture, while commenting on a Jojo related video, talking about a maniacal priest rapping for Jesus. I just, can't.
They're not terrified becaused you just stabbed yourself with an arrow. They're terrified because the air around you starts combusting and you're randomly standing there posing for no reason.
Jonathan: trying to avenge his father and kill dio Joseph: trying to stop the Pillarman Jotaro: killing dio to save his mom from her own stand josuke: finding a serial killer who is in his town and saving people from him Giorno: crack is wack
Jolyne: Trying to kill Dio's gay priest boyfriend and clear her name for the crime that she didn't commit and also save her father from comatose Johnny: Wanting to walk again by killing The President of USA and mastering Golden Rectangle Jo2suke : I have no idea who I am and why I do I even have 4 balls?
Dio: my theme is cool Diavolo: my theme is dark and menacing Kira: my theme is more cooler than you guys and its a meme Kars: *I* *N* *T* *E* *R* *E* *S* *T* *I* *N* *G*
False. (3 per each) Part 1: UURRRRYYYYY, SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVADWIVUUUU,DIOOOOOO/JOOOOJOOOOO (Had to include em both ok?) Part 2: NIGERUNDAYO,AYAYAYAYA,SHIZAAAAAA Part 3: ROADA ROLLA DA!, ORAORAORAORAORA, WRRRYYYYYYYY Part 4: DORADORADORADORADORA, ZA WARUDO,HAYATO. Part 5: ARIARIARIARIARI, MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA,Di Molto/Arrivederci (had to include em both ok? Part 2)
Stroheim’s theme really represented the Nazi war Machine in action during the early Stages of the war, they were experimenting on Humans to try and perfect them whilst doing them in the most horrific ways imaginable (Man must become better and more evil)
Fun fact: -"D" is the 4th letter of the alphabet and Dio and Diavolo starts with "D" this is the reason why they are villains - And both of the names "Kira " and "Kars " got 4 letter this is why this are villains Mista got the point
Even though I am dead in that timeline I can confirm that diavolo is not gay If he was then we wouldn’t have trish (I know this because dio told me all this
Dio Part 1: I will end the Joestar bloodline and take over Kars: I will become the ultimate lifeform Dio Part 3: I will end the Joestar bloodline and become the ultimate lifeform Diavolo: I will keep my identity safe in order to be safe in leading the mafia Kira: *MMMMM YES, ITS FINGER LICKING GOOD*
Watching Phantom blood: "Wow what an interesting, great, heterosexual anime" Watching Battle Tendency: "wOw wHaT aN iNtErEsTiNg, gReAt, hEtErOsExUaL aNiMe"
Come on guys... Effeminate doesn't mean gay Araki is a fashion follower, so it's natural that his art goes all over the place when the story takes place basically right now
@@lukasmagana466 cuz every other like dio and diavolo's sounds like horror movie themes and kira's theme sounds like a non-violent game theme while pillar men and Avalon are the boss battle sounding themes
Part 1 antagonist: a gay vampire Part 2 antagonist: the perfect gay Part 3 antagonist: gay vampire returns Part 5 antagonist: a gay with two personalitys Part 4 antagonist: gayn't
Dio Part 1: Vampire classical Dio Part 3: *J O T A R O* Kira: *H A N D* Diavolo: *D A R K S O U L S* Kars: *R I C A R D O M I L O S or AYAYAYAAYAYYYYY*
you see a vampire shooting lasers out of his eyes, a buff as fucc man with unicorn horns flying about, the same laser shooting vampire except he’s teleporting about, then a blonde duwang man with his pet explosive cat and last but not least: *GAY BOSSU*
Going in an elevator with Yoshikage wouldn't even be that bad, he is a pretty chill fellow. Although, if you're a woman with pretty hands, you are absolutely fucked
@NO MORE! it’s similar. When he turns the actions back to 0, he makes it so that the attack never happened. One part of his abilities can basically rewind time for a specific thing.
I freaking love Kira's theme. It's a hesitant, almost cautious melody played on piano and flute and some strings every once in a while. Almost like it's tiptoeing through it's lines trying to be unassuming and not draw too much attention. But then it explodes into an entire orchestra. The parallels bro. The parallels.
Kira's theme if fucking perfect for the character. I love the quiet and tranquil music with just a hint that something's wrong until Kira can't contain his killing intent any more and reveals the side of him that ends up destroying the quiet life he's tried to build up in the first part.
Everyone: * Based on their aggresiveness and personality * ... Kira: *CHAAAAAN CHA CHARARA DARARADAAAAAAAAAAAN* Sike you thought it was the pillar men's theme
![[ジョジョ] All Of Diavolo Themes In Golden Wind OST - ディアボロ テーマ サウンドトラック](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/p9wyGvD7QI8/mqdefault.jpg)
Part 1, 3, 4 and 5: Menacing and omnious theme.
Part 2: xXx_PillArMeN_xXx joined the game
xX_THEULTLYFFORM_Xx joined the game
TRUEWARRIOR246 killed CEASARINO777
xXxGoofyJojoxXx joined the game
xXx_EvenSpeedwagonWasAfraid_xXx joined the game
xXx_Nigerundayo_xXx left the game
xXx_həæŕ+_a++åçk_xXx has killed xXx_EvenSpeedwagonWasAfraid_xXx assisted by xXx_single4evah_xXx
I hate and love you guys
Dios theme: menacing, evil, something supernatural
Pillarmen theme: Male stripper music
Aztec gods of fitness make strippers music*
hey guys Kars goes in the club
aztec trap music*
*Sweats in custodes*
@@darkfanmade More like Aztec Dubstep
Dio: my name means God in Italian.
Diavolo: my name means Devil in Italian.
Pucci: my name comes from two extremely famous Italian fashion designers.
Kira: my name is the Japanese spelling of Killer.
Kars: vroom vroom
The son of God has fought against the devil
oh shit, that's true
Kira is the pronunciation of killer in Japanese
Dio is also penis in chinese
Kaisergun lol
Dio: stops time
Diavolo: skips time
Kira: goes back in time
Pucci: speeds up time
Kars: H A I R
The hair looks great tho
What would happen if DIO stops time at the same time as diavolo skips time at the same time kira goes back in time at the same time pucci accelerates time?
@@speedwagonfoundation4378 *F*
@@speedwagonfoundation4378 Top 10 plot twists ever in anime
@@speedwagonfoundation4378 well since diavolo erased their actions nothing happens
Dio, Diavolo, Kira, Pucci :🕑
Meanwhile....
*KARS:* 🐦
I hate how you can just say stuff like that and it just makes sense
Kars: 🌑
The ULTIMATE LIFEFORM does not need power over time, fool.
Birb in space
Kars be like: 🗿
dio and kars: world domination
kira: *H A N D*
diavolo: CONDOM BROKE
Pucci: reset the universe
Valentine: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Kieran c C
Part 8 villain: *hypothetical rock noises*
All i want is hand
Oh yeah and a quiet life to
Yoshikage Kira
Bro this is cringe bro stop roleplaying this is so cringe bro do you know how much of a cringe normie you're being right now
『Lih / Liam.』 if it bothers you then ignore it. The world does not revolve around your preferences. So if you get mad about it just don’t bother with saying anything.
*Dio, Diavolo and Kira:* WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?
*Pillar Men:* AYAYAYAY
Lol
They wanted to be ultimate life form
Br?;-;
*sentient screaming*
AVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVVAAVAVVAVAVAAVA
Dio and diavolo: “we have dark and cursing themes” pillar men: “ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ”
Kira?
ÆÆÆÆÆ
@@BabainEditz42 I have a cunning and menacing theme that strikes fear
ÆÆÆÆÆ
ÆÆÆÆ
Other villains: Menacing and Mysterious
Pillar Men: *Alright this is a lil' tune we learned back from the Aztecs*
The fire dances must have been lit as fuck back then
OliAnims IM SCREAMING AT THIS COMMENT LMAOOO
OliAnims ya had me roaring and rolling on the floor and down the stairs i went
Puppie89 _ nice
AYAYAYAAAAA
JoJo punishments
Dio: is broken into pieces
Kira: is literally sent to hell
Dia🅱️olo: forced to die over and over
Kars: 🗿
dio has converted in dust
@@avest3264 He didn't feel so good.
Yo Angelo
Kars is just 🗿
Diavolo*
Part 1: Little British Kid
Part 2: Aztec GOD
Part 3: Little British Kid 100 years older
Part 4: David Bowie with a hand fetish
Part 5: Italian Mafia Boss
Part 6: Gay priest
Part 7: Trump
Part 8: Rock people
Rey Goh sPoIlErS
Part 6: vampire fucker
Part 7: trump
Part 8: nothing
Yeah, thats about it
Part 8 : one dick 4 balls
Dio:ZA WARUDO
Kira:BITES ZA DUSTO
Diavolo:TIME SKIP YEET
Kars: *B I R D*
NOT QUITE BIRD NOT QUIT A PERSON
what
I AM EVERY ANIMAL
ah yes
time skip yeeeet
@ultra nin_3.0👤👤 just what in the fuck were you doing while writing this?
kira's and the pillar men's themes are so memorable.
*meme-able
Dios is good too
@@aidenschneider2676 which one
@@KR_Kosmik i personally like the phantom blood one better
@@KR_Kosmik part 3 it' very good part one is good too part three better tho
Part 1 : WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Part 2 : AAAAYYYYYAAAAYYYYYYYYY
Part 3 : MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Part 4 : _-H-A-N-D-_
@Asyam Abyan lol, you got the point
Part 4: B O O M
Part 5
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Za Hando
S-H-I-T !
Dio Brando: "I wish for wealth and immortality"
Pillarmen: "We wish for the most ultimate life form."
DIO: "I want to end Joestar bloodline."
Kira: "I want my quiet life while murdering at the same time."
Diavolo: "I want my identity to be hidden, so nobody can hunt me down."
Pucci: "I want to create my own universe."
Valentine: "my mommy didn't buy me lego so i want stack jesus bones."
Velentine one killed me
Velentine one killed me
Where the hell did you get "I want to create my own universe" from lmao Pucci just wanted every human to see their fate.
Velentine one killed me
Valentine one killed me
Diavolo: Kidnaps victim and leaves behind the hand
Kira: Blows up victim and Kidnaps the hand
Kira: I’ll take those
im dead “kidnaps the hand”
Imagine kira is in the lift with trish, not bucarati
I think you mean handnaping
Kidnaps “The Hand”
-Okuyasu wants to know your location
Pucci’s theme is just going to be an audiobook of the bible
niceboots dude "let there be light"
And pucci reset the universe
Hahahaha good
Lmao, 1:1 the birth of Jesus or some shit like that IDK ima not religous
Straight rips from the Evangelion rebuild osts.
While I wrote this song for the christian youth, I wanted to teach kids the christian truth
Dio's theme: "Reflects his dark nature"
Kira's theme: "Reflects his quiet life"
Diavolo's theme: "No explanation"
Kars theme: "Aztec dubstep"
They grooving
Did King Crimson skip Diavolo's explanation?
@@ingabirkaia7530 V I B E C H E C K
Funky meme, but diavolo's theme reflects the power and control that he has
@@ScootrMan The Piller men's theme to me represents their extreme power and pride
Well said on Diavolo, his theme also this mysterious, eerie tune to it too also representing the mystery of him
Dio: “I WANT TO RULE THE WORLD!”
Kars: “I WANT TO RULE THE WORLD!”
Kira: “I’ve got what you’d call a fetish.”
JoJo villains:- *exist*
*Clock:-* Aight Imma head out.
yeah i always wondered whats up with that?
does the author have a hard on for time?
ZA! WAURDO!
@@EmperorHomie Hm, well, time control is just a powerful ability, and the villain should usually have the most power.
Part 1 Dio: Ah yes, time to break clock
Wow I somehow never noticed
Pucci’s theme: “Rapping for Jesus”
Jesus is my nigga
your user name is God with Kojima's picture, while commenting on a Jojo related video, talking about a maniacal priest rapping for Jesus.
I just, can't.
Dubstep Rap.. techno.. yes
Also Johnny's theme
@@kenjiyamashita9226 I wanna teach kids the christian truth.
DIO : World Domination.
Kars : Ascending to The Ultimate Lifeform.
Diavolo : Staying in power of his mafia.
Kira: hands make me rock hard
Diamond* hard
ZA HANDO
MetallicA Who would win: Kira’s head or the wheel of an ambulance
@@andrewh6188 a truly reliable guy
MetallicA *Is that a-*
Wait
Kars actually has his own theme "Avalon", besides from the "Pillar Men Theme"
And Wamuu's burning colloseum
And esidisi's develop theme
Every Pillar man has it’s own theme besides from “Awaken”
And Kars has got two: one for it’s normal form and “Avalon” For it’s stone mask form
IMO Avalon is better than Awaken.
Ummm how about Santana's Rubicon?
Dio: scary and dark
Kira: mysterious and spooky
Diavolo: D A R K
Kars: *AYAYAYAYAYAYYA*
No dont add a like his like count is 69 and lts perfect ok pls dont add like
I ruined The 69 :(
He was a snitch anyways
Kars's theme is actually Avalon, Awaken is the pillar men theme
E
Dios theme : mysterious and spooky
Pillar men’s theme: AYYYAYAYAYYAAAAAAA
I just love it xD
Three gay strippers walk into a bar theme
TURN DOWN FOR WAMMU!
russian roulette playlist, all the jojo villains' themes, pillar men's theme can play at random
草
Dio:stops time
Yoshikage Kira:loops Time
Diavolo:erases time
Giorno:no
Clock:- Peace out
All other villains: wait what
Dio also counts time in stopped time
Gay Priest: *S P E E D*
Boss villain so much play with time
Me: *stabs myself with an arrow to get myself a stando*
Everyone else in the archery range: 10:27
Everything in your comment combining with your pfp with kira’s theme is A M A Z I N G
That one jojo fan there: H A Y A T O
They're not terrified becaused you just stabbed yourself with an arrow. They're terrified because the air around you starts combusting and you're randomly standing there posing for no reason.
everyone's themes: ゴゴゴゴ
pillar men theme: *𝔸𝕐𝔸𝕐𝔸𝕐𝔸𝕐𝕐𝕐*
ﾆﾌﾞﾆﾌﾞﾆﾌﾞﾆﾌﾞﾆﾌﾞﾆﾌﾞﾆﾌﾞﾆﾌﾞ
Said by the boss himself
AYAAAYYAAYAYAAA ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
They're groovin
"C "C "C
The virgins part 1,3,4 & 5 themes, vs the Chad part 2 theme
before my reply there were none, therefore signaling that this post is dominant, just like the chad part 2 theme
Even SPEEDWAGON agrees
Dio is a virgin? Wait... Dio is a virgin.
Diavlo is a virgin but doppio isn’t they share the same body (-0.)
He uses Jonathan’s body bruh ok
Dio's theme = Vampire classical
Pillar men theme = Aztec gay party
Kira's theme = classical mix tom & jerry
Diavolo's theme = Dark Souls musics
part five be like: Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Prepare To Die Edition
Diavolo, King of Kings
shit that sounds good
@@ottoia9126 Did you just...
@@definitelyhooman7939 yes I did
@@ES-wi5ue diavolo the crimson king
DIO: stops time
Kira: reverses time
Diavolo: skips time
Kars: stuck till the end of time
Kars gets a huge huge head start to the end of time (because Pucci speed it up for him)
DIO and Diavolo: Dark Menacing Themes...
Pillar men: *AyAyAyAyAyyy*
Kira: *Tragic spilling-milk-on-the-floor-music*
Lmao I can't get over the milk spilling theme
More like spilling hydrochloric acid on your computer while wrapping up your hypothesis on chemical reactions
Isn’t that menacing and truly evil
kira is most like kevin mcleod music
Pillar men grooving
Jonathan: trying to avenge his father and kill dio
Joseph: trying to stop the Pillarman
Jotaro: killing dio to save his mom from her own stand
josuke: finding a serial killer who is in his town and saving people from him
Giorno: crack is wack
that is such an underrated comment
I see meth you get infinite death
Jolyne: Trying to kill Dio's gay priest boyfriend and clear her name for the crime that she didn't commit and also save her father from comatose
Johnny: Wanting to walk again by killing The President of USA and mastering Golden Rectangle
Jo2suke : I have no idea who I am and why I do I even have 4 balls?
Dont you mean
Jotaro: Trying to kill The World
@@margarethmichelina5146 dont you mean Josuk8
DIO: stops time
Kira: reverses time
Diavolo: erases time
kars: *S P E E D*
LOL
@NeSempai_1488 _ loop yeet loop yeeeet
Kars: Squirrel
Pucci: Accelerates the time
Kars : ayayayayayayyy
I was listening to this while working and when Dio's theme finished the Pillar men song literally blasted into my ears
F
F
F
F
F
that is when the hard work come
Kira’s theme is just Minecraft theme while I kill a whole village
ARMANI CEPEDA If you try to say you haven’t committed genocide in Minecraft before, you’re lying
He is
And you need to take their hands aswell
Guys I believe we found Kira
I just want a quiet mine
Dio: my theme is cool
Diavolo: my theme is dark and menacing
Kira: my theme is more cooler than you guys and its a meme
Kars: *I* *N* *T* *E* *R* *E* *S* *T* *I* *N* *G*
Kars is everything
AYAYAYAYA
Diavolo be like: D A R K S O U L S
Is it a Twoset reference?
10 more likes and itll be 666
Dio, Kira, and Diavolo: Alright so we have to be intimidating
Pillarmen: no
We are already are intimadating !
Pillarmen are so intimidating that their presence feels like violation
Pillarmen: we have to flex.
dude if someone walked in a room playing the pillarmen's theme do you know how much dominance they would assert
Just commenting so that you didn't don't have *4* comments
Also might have to unlike cause you have 400 likes
Dio: Dark
Kira: Quiet
Diavolo: Royal
Pillar Men: Fitness of Rockstar
every jojo villain: gay af
Kira: *lmao woman hand*
lmao quiet life
lmao straight
At least Kira is straight
But Valentine had a wife didn't he and diavolo had to go through all that trouble cause he nutted
While dio is a gaylord
If Pucci's theme is not dubstep Ave Maria I'm quitting JoJo
Sung by a gospel choir of homosexual African Americans.
What about that Christian rap song on the internet?
How About All Of The Above?
Christian rock
Can we please merge all of these replies to make the best villain theme to ever grace this Earth
Dio: Boss battle background music
Kira: **Mozart noises**
Diavolo: Satanic ritual chorus
Kars: *AZTEC DUBSTEP*
Joseph also have dubstep so i guess part 2 is about dupstep
Yes
@@maki-roll5416 except ceasar
All the more reason why he is the perfect being.
Diavolo theme sounds like the theme a villain or boss from sea of thieves would have
my teacher: probably saying something important.
me: AYAYAYAYA
Plot twist
He's saying Dio s stand ability is to stop time a stand that can stop ti-
ZA WARUDO
ÆÆÆÆ
Like how everyone is doing their villain face
Meanwhile Kars is T-posing for dominance
A-pose
A-pose to assert dominance as the ultimate species
100-th like here (asserts dominance)
Its actually A pose
@@BHRA78 WHAT DID I SAY
comment section:
1% relevant stuff
99% jokes about the pillar men
*jojokes
0.5% comments about Pucci should be some religious remix
AY AY AY AY
This joke format is recycled more then this fanbase's jojokes
AYAYAYA
Jojo Parts Summed Up In Noises
Part 1: WRYYY
Part 2: AYAYAYA
Part 3: MUDA
Part 4: HAYATO
Part 5: TURURURURU
Part 3: ROADA ROLLER DA
False.
(3 per each)
Part 1: UURRRRYYYYY, SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVADWIVUUUU,DIOOOOOO/JOOOOJOOOOO (Had to include em both ok?)
Part 2: NIGERUNDAYO,AYAYAYAYA,SHIZAAAAAA
Part 3: ROADA ROLLA DA!, ORAORAORAORAORA, WRRRYYYYYYYY
Part 4: DORADORADORADORADORA, ZA WARUDO,HAYATO.
Part 5: ARIARIARIARIARI, MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA,Di Molto/Arrivederci (had to include em both ok? Part 2)
@@Cheizean Part 3 also ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE .
and part 4 Suchar purachinum za warudo
@@ibeattofeet6938 WRY ORA AND ROAD ROLLA DA fit in part 3 more than Za warudo.
@@Cheizean WRY is more part 1 like u said earlier but jotaro never says ZA WARUDO the way we imagine ig gureto and duwang is part4
Can’t wait for Pucci’s theme now that Stone Ocean is confirmed. It’d be awesome if it had some Gregorian chanting or something.
That's a good idea
Like Santana theme. It seems like i am the only one who remembered him isn't it?
Nice pfp
Trailers didn't show pucci BRUH
@@arjunthemadlad it did
at least his feet, disc and HAND
the other 4 : dark, evil, ominous, classical themes.
Pillar Men: AYAYAYAAAAAY
Best theme xD
But it realy sounds cool XD
@@f.b.i9305 exactly
The only theme to rival Josuke/Giorno's theme
@@fink_rat i see you have allready stopped thinking because you missed Noble Pope (Kakyoins theme)
Evil has never sounded so good...
What about pillar man theme
@@cornhub7242 i meant everyone
Oh. True
*and gay
@@lorenzopiscosi9566 omae wa mou shindeiru...
I can’t take Kira’s theme seriously every time I hear it I think of a piece of bread falling over when the music goes into chaos
Isn't it a waffle falling over?
DDD dangerous712 well there is two one of bread and one is of a waffle
*_Ayayayaya_*
Killer queen's 5th bomb..
*THE WAFFLE*
@@ricarlee2237
*Za Waffaro
when you realize Stroheim's theme is more intimidating than any main villain theme
Stroheim’s theme really represented the Nazi war Machine in action during the early Stages of the war, they were experimenting on Humans to try and perfect them whilst doing them in the most horrific ways imaginable (Man must become better and more evil)
Because der Mensch ist böse?
Or because he needs to become böser? O.o
Aaaanyway
SEKAI ICHI!!!
I is also a very cool theme dude
@DOOM what
Fugo's theme is the scariest
Fun fact:
-"D" is the 4th letter of the alphabet and Dio and Diavolo starts with "D" this is the reason why they are villains
- And both of the names "Kira " and "Kars " got 4 letter this is why this are villains
Mista got the point
Genius
I’m sorry what I couldn’t understand the grammatical structure of this comment
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
guees i am a jojo villain
LOL, now I understand Mista's fear xd
Pillar Men Theme: Starts playing
Every snake in a 20 m radius: *Now its time to get funky*
Snakes don't have ears
Hey man, thanks for explaining the joke.
you must be a genius.
20 meter snake splash?
@@bifteck2921 they do. You can't see them because they are covered by their scales
@@worldsmostevilman *You dont even realize you have been killed*
Dio: has pp out
Kira: normally dressed
Diavolo: gay goth
Pillarmen: *stripper trio*
Nobody -_- Pucci:Gay priest
Funny Valentine: FIltHy AcTs at A reAsONable PrIce
@@yahabibi2413 *lmao*
Even though I am dead in that timeline I can confirm that diavolo is not gay
If he was then we wouldn’t have trish (I know this because dio told me all this
@@brumbo181 In Hell?
Or in DIO's heaven?
every other villains theme: menacing
Kars and the pillar men: *dubstep go brrrrrr*
*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
Go broom broom
Dio Part 1: I will end the Joestar bloodline and take over
Kars: I will become the ultimate lifeform
Dio Part 3: I will end the Joestar bloodline and become the ultimate lifeform
Diavolo: I will keep my identity safe in order to be safe in leading the mafia
Kira: *MMMMM YES, ITS FINGER LICKING GOOD*
kira qiet
kira plant
Weeb Ant don’t worry guys kira is just having the kfc bucket of wings
@@sinbad4696 no its from McD
Pucci: I will snap the Universe
ツAS̷ϾE no it’s finger lickin’ good is kfc
Okuyasu:My stand 「THE HAND」will beat you, Yoshikage Kira!
Kira: *lmao* The hand...
lol
It's the perfect mastuberation stand for kira
No Homo
ZA HANDO!!!
*kira moanning*
Villains: Our music will be menacing
Column Fellows: AYAYAYAYYY refuse
「 C O L U M N F E L L O W S 」
COLUMN FELLOW NUMBER THREE YOU CHEATING WEENIS
Why don't you guys call them by their actual group name The Pillar Men.
やれやれだぜ
@@shrekspacito6944 My name is Kars you cock!
if you don't find half naked men posing while dubstep plays menacing then there's something wrong with you
Kira theme reminds me of that scene in the Dark Knight where the joker was walking and the hospital was blowing up behind him.
Where he was dressed as a nurse? Lmao
That's a good one.
*2 Vampires, a Serial Killer and a mental nutcase walk into a Bar*
5 vampires
*A couple of minutes later, the president of America with his twin brothers and a gay priest join them*
I know where this is going
The pillar men were not vampires. They were trying to use the mask to have that added on to become penultimate beings.
2 vampires a serial killer a mental nutcase and 3 rocks walked into a bar
Every villain: *Calm and slow notes*
*The 🅱️illar men:* *_TURURURURURURURURURURURU_*
Ah yes, 🅱️aamu, 🅱️esidisi, and 🅱️ars and their fight against 🅱️oseph 🅱️oestar.
@@jjjjslllla1948 and 🅱️isa 🅱️isa
And 🅱ezar 🅱epelli
@@oubertrac2219 and 🅱️on 🅱️trheim
Za WAamu , ACDC ,LADA.
DIO: "I want to assert world dominance
Kars:"I want to be the ultimate life form
Diavolo:"I want to be the best boss"
Kira:"Hmmm Yes hand"
Diavolo is more like: I want to kill my daughter to never be tracked
Doppio: „I want to be employee of the month.“
I like hand
@@brumbo181 yeah You do Buddy
Hand
I wonder if Pucci's theme will have a motif of Dio's theme.
Nah most likely avalon will play once he gets made in heaven
I somehow want his theme to fit his job as a priest
Most likely something like "ameno" that wouldp be dope
@@amirboukhalfa8455 dorime
Villain: Any last words?
Hero: _I refuse._
DAGA KOTOWARU
I refuse is the last word of them, take it or leave it
Why hero always win?
@@kaisarjaeger7369 anime logic and fans would cry if the hero dies
@how's ur day going YESSS, I AM
*Dio, Kira, Diavolo:* our themes need to be dark and menacing
*Kars:* that’s not how I roll
*Dio Part 1 :* Nah, this theme sucks
*DIO Part 3 :* Noooow, we're talking...
kira is just a kevin mecleod music
@@nicholasleclerc1583 dio himself is still a bad villian
@@rodrigomotoboy692 lol true
@@zanioxl3663 nope
DIO and Jotaro: ⏸
Kira: ⏪
Joseph and Diavolo: ⏩
Giorno: ⏮🔄
Abbacchio: 🔄⏪▶️⏸⏩
Pucci: ⏏️▶️⏩🔄
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Please forgive me, guys, but this comment is too great to not like. I hope you can understand.
*Diavolo: ⏩❌▶️
Ringo ⏪
Ringo: ⏱◀️6️⃣
Dio: dies
Next 2 parts: "I'm back"
Kars: Gets sent to space, becomes a statue and immortal.
Kira: Gets sent to hell
Diavolo: Infinite painful death
Dio, who started everything : *PUNCH*
F
RhazYT mans physically imploded
A punch that cracked his stand into pieces.... That must be a strong f*ckin punch
@@dodo-yn3nl what?
@@just-the-letter-f
That's a light novel where Kira is reincarnated into a ghost and is an hitman. That's not a spoil either.
Kira’s theme: simple, but creepy and intimidating at the same time
Pillar men theme: AYAYAYAAAAA
Funktastix 0 every other villain: 👁👄👁💧
Kira: I love hands
Okuyasu: *ZA HANDO*
Kira: Thanks!
Bruh i thought the same thing when watching part 4
If kira was gay he would kill man for there hands
WrOnG aNiMe
lol
@@yeetedking how is this the wrong anime
time: *exists*
villians from part 3 to 5: I'm just gonna pretend like I didn't see that
Part 3-7 actually because Pucci speeds up time and Diego also stops time with the world alternate universe
All villians: [plays some ominous/menacing tune]
Pillar men as intellectuals: “YAyAyaAayaaaaAaa”
pillar men know what's up, if i heard that play when someone walked through the door i'd feel so much dominance being asserted
@@twirlinplanes4164 a pose for dominance
It’s at 555. IT’S AT GODFUCKINGDAMNED 555
Watching Phantom blood: "Wow what an interesting, great, heterosexual anime"
Watching Battle Tendency: "wOw wHaT aN iNtErEsTiNg, gReAt, hEtErOsExUaL aNiMe"
Zack Jewce man
The only Straights in Part 1 is the surviving ripple master [who then rejected humanity in 2]
Come on guys... Effeminate doesn't mean gay
Araki is a fashion follower, so it's natural that his art goes all over the place when the story takes place basically right now
@@shunvanmeenen716 I'm gay, it's gay. There's at least two gay couples, and the entire mafia is gay. That's how mafia works.
@@MazHem sure
I dunno why I'm taking anything seriously
Yare Yare daze...
Every other villain theme: * Boss battle sounds"
Kars: V I B E C H E C K
Kars theme is the boss battlest one
AYAYAYAYAY
@@lukasmagana466 cuz every other like dio and diavolo's sounds like horror movie themes and kira's theme sounds like a non-violent game theme while pillar men and Avalon are the boss battle sounding themes
@@shreyasaxena7669 yes that's exactly what i was trying to say, thanks you
"Ancient mask is found inside an ancient pyramid"
Literally everyone: 0:00
Part 1 antagonist: a gay vampire
Part 2 antagonist: the perfect gay
Part 3 antagonist: gay vampire returns
Part 5 antagonist: a gay with two personalitys
Part 4 antagonist: gayn't
part 4 antagonist: *h a n d*
You mean ZA HANDO
Accurate
Bisexualn't
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YEET
Me: mom can we have 10:26?
Mom: we have 10:26 at home.
*10:26** at home:* 8:51
But i like flute
This is A D V A N C E D
Copied from kira's theme video
Dio Part 1: Vampire classical
Dio Part 3: *J O T A R O*
Kira: *H A N D*
Diavolo: *D A R K S O U L S*
Kars: *R I C A R D O M I L O S or AYAYAYAAYAYYYYY*
no dio part 3 is *ZA WARUDO*
Part 1 Dio's theme just sounds exceedingly victorian to me
No no no
*Dio part 3 is not Jotaro but Jonathan*
Why is diavolo dark souls
@@arklesatayp5226 The music feels like something from a Darks Souls boss fight
"Let's make a soundtrack that will bring fer into the audience' hearts"
Battle Tendency: "AYYAYYAYAYEEE..."
every jojo villain: NOOOOO YOU MUST HAVE A THEME LIKE US
pillar men:Ha Ha theme go AYAYAAYAYAYAYY
E x a c t l y
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Haha kira goes vroom vroom
3 3 3 l i e k s
@@neoplxyr6112 kars *
Part 1, 3, 4, and 5: Serious themes, menacing, ominous
Part 2: World's best rave at the world's best nightclub
Yare yare daze... I thought i killed you DIO!
@@jotarokujo5947 I was revived by Santana after a major blackout.
Santana sucks.
@@Fernando-sr3he So does your mama.
Dio Brando, no u.
Timestamps for Phone user:
0:01 : Dio's Theme
1:35 : Pillar Men's Theme
4:52 : DIO'S Theme
8:14 : Kira Yoshikage's Theme
11:15 : Diavolo's Theme
0:00 Dio's theme
4:52 DIO's theme
Beefy McWhatnow
0:00 Dio Brando theme
4:52 DIO’s theme
Ayayaya yaaaay
1:35 Awaken, my masters!
Man of culture
8:30 I sneeze
9:22 Someone blesses me
10:27 *BUT I AM HOME ALONE*
Take this like
Amizang
Imagine Going into an elevator with all of these guys in them
you see a vampire shooting lasers out of his eyes, a buff as fucc man with unicorn horns flying about, the same laser shooting vampire except he’s teleporting about, then a blonde duwang man with his pet explosive cat and last but not least: *GAY BOSSU*
@@doesthisneedfurtherexplana5862 a cat with a cat inside him
I'd ask them if they'd liked to know my stand ability
As long as "Awaken" is playing in the elevator instead of the typical elevator music.
Going in an elevator with Yoshikage wouldn't even be that bad, he is a pretty chill fellow. Although, if you're a woman with pretty hands, you are absolutely fucked
Dio Brando: *menacing*
Pillarmen: *menacing and groovin*
DIO : *very menacing*
Kira: quiet life gone wrong
Diavolo:*SATANIC RITUAL MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
Yes
@@diobrando2125 Here's my IDOL!
Wish diavolo got more screen time as himself
Kira: Quiet life GONE WRONG (GONE SEXUAL)
Nah, pillarmen's is just pure groovin
Dio Brando: intense classical with a underlying theme of old evil
Pillar Men: GAY RAVE
@Diotato Brandomato if DIO potato says it, then it's true!
Wouldn't it be Gay Gods of Fitness Gym Rave ?
2 Dios? 2 of them? N-NANI BAKANA
Im not potato like he
lmao
2020 cant get any worse
July: *Three men found stoned into ancient pillars seemed to be thousands of years old*
Stop giving 2020 ideas before you doom us all further
Next up is the stone mask
bruh they did find a 2000year (I think) mask in the bottom of some lake so like...
@@scxnlines im gonna wear it and dress up like dio ok
Speculo XBL AND IT WAS EVEN AN AZTEC MASK WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE ITS OVER THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR
Dio: Stop Time
Kira: Loops Time
Diavolo: Erases Time
Giorno: Its rewind time
Pucci: *I am speeeeeeed*
@NO MORE! ye i havent finish part 5 on that time lol
@giorno giovanna I mean , no one can argue against your opinion on this
@NO MORE! it’s similar. When he turns the actions back to 0, he makes it so that the attack never happened. One part of his abilities can basically rewind time for a specific thing.
It'd suit for Kira to say that over Giorno though
I freaking love Kira's theme. It's a hesitant, almost cautious melody played on piano and flute and some strings every once in a while. Almost like it's tiptoeing through it's lines trying to be unassuming and not draw too much attention. But then it explodes into an entire orchestra. The parallels bro. The parallels.
One of the best Jojo's OST, and maybe the most unique but also fitting perfectly to Kira
Kira's theme if fucking perfect for the character. I love the quiet and tranquil music with just a hint that something's wrong until Kira can't contain his killing intent any more and reveals the side of him that ends up destroying the quiet life he's tried to build up in the first part.
@@stickycrimson4588 an there's the Pillar men theme
@@omoriperocondrip9130 AYAYAYAY *Aztec dubstep intensifies*
So do you like hand my boi ?
Dio: 🧛♂️
Kars: 🐦
DIO: ⏸
Kira: 💥⏮
Diavolo: ⏭
Pucci: 💿🌚⏩
Valentine: 🌎➡️🌏
DIO: 🧛♂️💚⏸🕑
DIO: 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🕒
Jonathan Joestar and Caesar Zepelli: X_X
@@lesscringeymapperdude
Jonathan: 🛳💥🔥🧛♂️⚰🌊
Zeppeli: ⛓
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1: dark, mysterious, unsettling
2: manly flamboyant aztek track
3: DARK
4: waffle falling
5: epic who's that pokemon reveal
6: amen?
7 'MERICA. FUCK YEAH!
8: que?
IlluminatedTriangle Waffle falling I take it you watched that video too🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
IlluminatedTriangle 6 would be requiem aranea
@@FrankieH-79 omg you've reminded me of hxh
I like how intimidating Dio's track is in part 3 compared to part 1. Shows he has grown into a real threat over the last 100 years.
10:27 “That” part of Kira’s theme
*waffle falling intensifies*
"Lets have our selfs a wonderful time.- 10:27 - Just the two of us."
Tequila Qween
Jojo memes forever
My brain play that part automatically after reading this
Teacher: Everybody pay attention
Kid named attention: 1:35
Kid named everybody: 10:27
Lmaoo
Funny yes
*Killer queen already touched that money*
@@adolfsmith5191 I'm going to press the switch!
Bite the dust
Everyone: * Based on their aggresiveness and personality *
...
Kira: *CHAAAAAN CHA CHARARA DARARADAAAAAAAAAAAN*
Sike you thought it was the pillar men's theme
Ngl i actually like kira's theme so edgy
@@d4nll591 Kira's theme is not edgy
@@d4nll591 It's more menacing than edgy. Stop using words that you don't understand
Cringe
The music of Kira fit him perfectly.
First the music starts calm (Kira wants a quiet life) and then super aggressiv. Just like him
0:00 - The Invader
1:35 - The Aztec Gods
4:52 - The Vampire
8:14 - The Serial Killer
11:15 - The Personality
Diavolo’s theme is the most menacing of them all. Pillarmen’s is the most fabulous.
I see the pillar men break dancing against Joseph ceasar and lesalesa more than an epic fight🤣🤣🤣
bee the king Lisa Lisa?
Part 1 Dio's theme: am I a joke to you?
@@makotoyukikinnie Yes
And Kira's theme is the meme machine
Every other JoJo villain: *serious theme that is dark and mysterious, very evil vibes*
Pillar Men: *now it's time to get FUNKY*
*_AYAYAYAAAY_* *_sexeh posing_*
Literally almost every part 5 side protagonist: **hears sp00ky choir music**
*_sweating profusely.png_*
Until the piano kicks in
"Literally almost"
More like shigechi
Kira's theme is honestly my favorite. So iconic