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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • And what advice would you offer on the... eh... present, eh... SITUATION!

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  • @jeremycharles2051
    @jeremycharles2051 7 лет назад +599

    "I am skilled in the art of gay attitude and stupid comments that will get me to fly through a window tactics sire"

    • @jeremysmith54565
      @jeremysmith54565 4 года назад +2

      Though that in actual fact his name being Piers Gaveston, ended up almost plunging his nobles into civil war, was killed by his own nobles largely due to Gaveston where he died in Wales after being deposed in 1327 Edward II did. Wasn't nearly the lightweight in this though by any means.

    • @jeremysmith54565
      @jeremysmith54565 4 года назад +1

      'I also never once existed infact he was called Piers Gaveston and was given a nobility title the 1st Earl of Cornwall, for which partly at least got Edward deposed and later executed in effect'

    • @rome79735
      @rome79735 4 года назад +1

      @@baddog6003 LMAO!!!! And away he goes.

    • @jerrylott4465
      @jerrylott4465 4 года назад +4

      😆😂that made me laugh out loud

    • @jeremysmith54565
      @jeremysmith54565 4 года назад +1

      Better stop talking out of your ass clearly :)​@charles cap Infact the Bishop of Glasgow in 1180 forbade churchmen to "ledge their benefices for money borrowed from Jews" together with the anti-Jewish riots in England so is highly unlikely pmsl.
      Better get that head of your checked out, you seriously need your head examining urgently.

  • @goldenboyproductions2740
    @goldenboyproductions2740 5 лет назад +272

    The trouble with the comments section... is that its full of comments!

  • @haroldgeorge4412
    @haroldgeorge4412 5 лет назад +264

    Love how after he tosses him out the window, the guards RUSH over to find out what happened look up and see the King looking down and immediately go back to their posts like nothing happened!

    • @etme1000
      @etme1000 3 года назад +28

      "It's called Saturday, here at the court."

    • @dwaynepagnotto6771
      @dwaynepagnotto6771 2 года назад +7

      Hahaha! Yeah, they all look up as if to say, "Uhhh, were we supposed to catch him?"

    • @legionarmy1
      @legionarmy1 2 года назад +21

      King Edward: throws Twat out the window
      Guards: look up and see the king
      Also guards: fantastic throw Sire!!!

    • @mrhutchblackdog4636
      @mrhutchblackdog4636 2 года назад +3

      I always tought that how the buckingham palace guards would react If the queen threw her yorkies or a random person

    • @legionarmy1
      @legionarmy1 2 года назад +1

      @@mrhutchblackdog4636 that was one time and it was a Jehovah’s Witness

  • @afifkarout1
    @afifkarout1 7 лет назад +321

    A brilliant performance by Patrick Mc Goohan. Without him, the movie Braveheart would never have been the icon it is today.

    • @xyPERSON
      @xyPERSON 6 лет назад +8

      It wasn't just his performance Abo Ali. Mel Gibson's anti-Semitic butt delivered a darn convincing performance as William Wallace and the supporting cast was believable as well.

    • @kimonodragon7834
      @kimonodragon7834 4 года назад +9

      @@xyPERSON
      Well that's debatable. Regardless of his anti-Semitisn, Mel Gibson's acting skills leave a lot to be desired.....in Braveheart or any other of his films. It was McGoohan's amazing performance that impressed both movie goers and film critics, alike.

    • @joebyrne3159
      @joebyrne3159 4 года назад +2

      @@kimonodragon7834, what have Braveheart, Mel Gibson and mc Goohan all I in common!

    • @robins5798
      @robins5798 4 года назад +13

      @@xyPERSON Whaaaa whaaaa whaaaaa he's critical towards jews so he's ANTI-SEMITIC whaaaa whaaaa whaaaaa how dares he!?

    • @joebyrne3159
      @joebyrne3159 4 года назад

      @Darren Richardson, close a it of Irish!

  • @dambreaker
    @dambreaker 7 лет назад +426

    "Who is this person that speaks to me as though I needed his advice?" ....... BURN!!

    • @juanzulu1318
      @juanzulu1318 4 года назад +16

      One of the best lines ever.

    • @juanzulu1318
      @juanzulu1318 3 года назад +2

      @G E T R E K T 905 to know your place.

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 3 года назад +2

      @G E T R E K T 905 don't try to fly until some centuries in the future...

    • @hawkinatorgamer9725
      @hawkinatorgamer9725 3 года назад +5

      If ever there was a time to know to not say another word, this was the one.

    • @russellcurtis2501
      @russellcurtis2501 3 года назад +5

      @@hawkinatorgamer9725 The three dudes down on the deck knew this.
      (Looks at the body, looks up and sees the King, lowers head and walks away)

  • @slant6guy
    @slant6guy 12 лет назад +117

    "who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?"
    Patrick McGoohan did a stirring rendition of Longshanks!

    • @ambeaux4d
      @ambeaux4d 9 месяцев назад +3

      I love this line. Is it too much to quote it in the workplace?

  • @sakiguzman
    @sakiguzman 13 лет назад +358

    Interesting fact about Edward Longshanks is that he is one of the few medieval kings who was faithful to his wife, Eleanor. They were married when he was 15 (and she was 13) for 36 years, had 15 children and he never fooled around at all. Upon her death he erected several Eleanor Crosses across England. :D

    • @emeralddragongaming2930
      @emeralddragongaming2930 3 года назад +16

      I would say on of the rare kings at all

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 3 года назад +12

      This should be creating a shortcircuit on "woke" people's "brain"...

    • @Lhansmeyer33
      @Lhansmeyer33 3 года назад +9

      @April April exactly... I think they can only say "He didn't openly fool around on her" who knows what really happened. For any man (especially rich and powerful) he could have cheated as many times as he wanted.
      Dudes who are rich, powerful or just smart.... can pretty much cheat whenever they want and never be found out

    • @chrisadlc1
      @chrisadlc1 3 года назад +45

      He loved her very much, and in truth the whole ‘Braveheart bad guy’ image is a bit misleading, he was one of England’s greatest Kings

    • @dabshanksthe1st488
      @dabshanksthe1st488 3 года назад +1

      There were doing some super serious f#cking

  • @chrisk.5964
    @chrisk.5964 4 года назад +997

    "iam skilled in gender studies and feminism, sire"

    • @BradBrassman
      @BradBrassman 4 года назад +152

      ....and fully conversant with LGBTQ political correctness........Sire!

    • @mabusharn3761
      @mabusharn3761 4 года назад +28

      LOL

    • @squakrock
      @squakrock 4 года назад +29

      Yeah wonder how that would go back then

    • @cp23523
      @cp23523 4 года назад +7

      hahahah

    • @arthur131313
      @arthur131313 4 года назад +18

      @@BradBrassman Let us then order takeout from Pander Express

  • @VeritechGirl
    @VeritechGirl 7 лет назад +458

    Scottish rebels have rrrrrrrouted one of my garrisons . . .

    • @MrJeezus
      @MrJeezus 7 лет назад +7

      Veritech Girl
      Purrrrr

    • @gioDMP
      @gioDMP 6 лет назад +42

      And his son answers with "I made my butt buddy my high councillor". I understand longshanks anger lol

    • @GoodFebruarian
      @GoodFebruarian 6 лет назад +6

      Prrrrrrrrecisely sire

    • @stoneroses1989
      @stoneroses1989 6 лет назад +4

      and murdered, the noble lord.

    • @betrthnu3413
      @betrthnu3413 6 лет назад +1

      Stand up! Stand up!! In the morning I depart for france to press our ranks there..

  • @feonor26
    @feonor26 3 года назад +143

    "Is he qualified?"
    A question asked too seldom or at all in politics today

    • @dickyt1318
      @dickyt1318 2 года назад +13

      and far too few of them are thrown out of windows !

  • @johnpettibone2453
    @johnpettibone2453 7 лет назад +212

    That McGoohan didn't even get nominated by the Academy, for Best Supporting Actor is beyond ridiculous...

    • @gilgamesh8334
      @gilgamesh8334 4 года назад +5

      James Henderson And who are you to make sich an assessment of his acting skills ?

    • @Darkcom
      @Darkcom 4 года назад

      @James Henderson hahaha prince lover,,,

    • @TheRAH14
      @TheRAH14 4 года назад +1

      @James Henderson are you ok?

    • @nick3777
      @nick3777 3 года назад

      Rrrrrrrridiculous gotta roll that R

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 3 года назад +2

      2021: he would be cancelled because being a villain in a movie...

  • @schaferhundschmidt1798
    @schaferhundschmidt1798 8 лет назад +380

    Patrick McGoohan was perfect for that role.

    • @celticlofts
      @celticlofts 6 лет назад +8

      As too was Peter Hanly who played price Edward. He did a superb job as well.

    • @johnturner9574
      @johnturner9574 5 лет назад +16

      Patrick McGoohan was the best actor by far in it. He played it brilliantly.

    • @waltertaljaard1488
      @waltertaljaard1488 5 лет назад +6

      Christopher Lee would have made a good job of it as well.

    • @ericday4505
      @ericday4505 5 лет назад +5

      Wow Patrick in something other then an episode of. Columbo.

    • @susanb2015
      @susanb2015 5 лет назад

      @@ericday4505 I love Columbo. I need to look for him on it.

  • @oneprizeonegoal
    @oneprizeonegoal 14 лет назад +75

    "The trouble with Scotland...is that its full of Scots!"
    Patrick McGoohan and that Irish guy on Wallaces side stole the show

    • @Warcodered01
      @Warcodered01 2 года назад

      I mean from an English king's perspective that's very true.

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 Год назад

      @@Warcodered01 And from Groundskeeper Willie also

  • @michaeleverest7631
    @michaeleverest7631 8 лет назад +333

    I like the way he picks the head out of the basket, totallycalm and naturally!As being a veteran of Crusades, Civil War and ConquestsIm sure hes seen his fair share of severed heads!

    • @thetedster7812
      @thetedster7812 5 лет назад +35

      Battle hardened. Nice touch. He's still completely nails.

    • @ryanarment5393
      @ryanarment5393 4 года назад +34

      He was hardened by years of war, reclaiming territory his father lost, expanding his kingdom through conquest, and fighting in the middle east. There probably wasn't much that could rattle him.

    • @rjjcms1
      @rjjcms1 3 года назад +3

      I know I shouldn't but I like to picture myself sometimes as being like his portrayal of Edward I in a threatening street situation. That and/or Richard Burton's Smith in Where Eagles Dare.

    • @Fernando-R
      @Fernando-R 3 года назад +14

      It doesn't even phase him. His main concern is tactical, not his nephew. "If he can sack York, he can invade Lower England."
      🤣👍

    • @specialunit0428
      @specialunit0428 2 года назад +2

      Plus he defected to royalist forces and they butchered his uncle in a frenzy (his body was cut open, legs severed etc), so it is likely he saw this sort of this before.

  • @davetrachtenberg6855
    @davetrachtenberg6855 6 лет назад +282

    "A most excellent RUclips clip sire..." "IS it?"

  • @Claude_the_Reaper
    @Claude_the_Reaper 8 лет назад +266

    Longshanks: Archers!
    - I beg pardon Sire. Won't we hit our own troops?
    - Yes! but it will hit theirs as well. We have reserves. Attack!

    • @nighthawkdutchchameleon9815
      @nighthawkdutchchameleon9815 7 лет назад +11

      Claude St-Arnaud and at first he dont want archers cause arrows are expensive. He just wanted get rid of irish

    • @daustin8888
      @daustin8888 6 лет назад +1

      LMAO

    • @iliabashel
      @iliabashel 5 лет назад +2

      not "yes!" but "yeeees...?"

    • @dragonlord4643
      @dragonlord4643 5 лет назад +3

      Longshanks worst Total War player of the world.

    • @lazer_kiw1
      @lazer_kiw1 5 лет назад

      Thanos in Endgame be like

  • @safeysmith6720
    @safeysmith6720 4 года назад +83

    I love how the soldiers run up instinctively after he’s thrown out the window like “WTF!”
    Then they look up and see the king peering down at them and instinctively are like “Fuck that! Leave his body there and go back to your posts!”
    Soooooo funny!!

  • @DarkAngel1979fuck
    @DarkAngel1979fuck 8 лет назад +401

    Edward 1 is such a bad ass, reminds me of Tywin Lannister, inspiring fear in his subjects, despises incompetence and hates his son.

    • @ASillyHistoryBuff
      @ASillyHistoryBuff 8 лет назад +82

      I think it's fairly obvious Edward the 1st and aspects of his life (The barons rebellion under Simon de Montfort) are clear inspirations for Tywins character

    • @robertisham5279
      @robertisham5279 8 лет назад +16

      he wasn't really like that in real life

    • @pepinozinanasshole
      @pepinozinanasshole 7 лет назад +38

      He's described as short tempered and quick to violence, combines with a good physiqe, and exceptionally tall. As for being mean to his son, that remains unknown.

    • @robertisham5279
      @robertisham5279 7 лет назад +1

      Oliver Draathelvete sounds beyond mean

    • @ASillyHistoryBuff
      @ASillyHistoryBuff 7 лет назад +14

      Farhan Mckinnons he could be mean and had a great temper-yet he was kind aswell-if you read up the story about him and his queen-Eleanor of Castile-it really sheds more light on him

  • @newlam7958
    @newlam7958 4 года назад +307

    That's the price Longshanks pays for sending his son to a California boarding school to get educated!

    • @lansogle8080
      @lansogle8080 3 года назад +15

      Hahahahahahah

    • @anastasiosgkotzamanis5277
      @anastasiosgkotzamanis5277 3 года назад +7

      He sent him to the navy so that he could become a man.

    • @carpediem9750
      @carpediem9750 3 года назад +6

      Still one of the top state with highest income on the US, full of weirdos, yeah, but they know how to run a business...

    • @one7decimal2eight
      @one7decimal2eight 3 года назад +21

      @@carpediem9750 hilarious. Business are fleeing commiefornia in droves.

    • @caboose.20
      @caboose.20 3 года назад +6

      If you're going to make a political joke, you should at least put some effort into it.

  • @memyselfeye662
    @memyselfeye662 4 года назад +32

    I watched this for the first time when I was 15. I had never been so intimidated by a characters presence in the way I was by Longshanks in this movie. Patrick McGoohan's screen presence and talent was off the charts

    • @oriraykai3610
      @oriraykai3610 2 года назад +2

      Some guy actually died of terror in a meeting with Longshanks. True story. but Longshanks never threw Piers Gavens out of a window and Piers Gavens died of old age.

  • @garyhunt8067
    @garyhunt8067 5 лет назад +64

    Patrick Mcgoohan stole the show.

    • @24bidy
      @24bidy 4 года назад +1

      I dont think so

    • @emeralddragongaming2930
      @emeralddragongaming2930 3 года назад +1

      Oh yes , he did , probably the best portrayed king ever

    • @evo5dave
      @evo5dave 3 года назад

      Yes he did. Shame the show was just another Gibson butchering of history.

  • @Ramona6
    @Ramona6 15 лет назад +31

    Patrick Mcgoohan was one of the great ones...he will be sorely missed! Longshanks was a role he was born to play...brilliant!!! Bravo sir...RIP

  • @ten4k964
    @ten4k964 5 лет назад +86

    "Who is this person who speaks to me as though i needed his advice"

    • @ryanarment5393
      @ryanarment5393 4 года назад +13

      At that point, dude should have bowed out and ran from that room.

    • @jt7638
      @jt7638 3 года назад +1

      In practice, the man murdered actually lived for years afterwards. Edward II is notorious as a gay man or at least bisexual whose incompetence and misrule resulted in civil wars and his loss of his crown then his life. The queen did take over...for a time before their son took over from her.

    • @james_ford86
      @james_ford86 2 года назад

      @@jt7638 Edward II didn't "lose his crown" until he was murdered. Not sure why you inferred that he did lose it before his death.

    • @jt7638
      @jt7638 2 года назад

      @@james_ford86 I am not a legal expert for the unwritten variant of the British constitution of the time, but if your wife organizes an armed effort to depose you and it succeeds, and you lose all power such that you are killed then at best this is semantics. Maybe they still called him king but in practice he was a prisoner.

    • @james_ford86
      @james_ford86 2 года назад

      @@jt7638 Fact remains he did not "lose his crown" as you put it.

  • @bard6184
    @bard6184 8 лет назад +628

    Skilled in the arts of falling out of windows.

    • @bard6184
      @bard6184 7 лет назад +17

      He's got many abilities, a talented and gifted individual..

    • @KrautGoesWild
      @KrautGoesWild 7 лет назад +12

      We´ll have rain. The boylovers are flying low!
      (Or he was just flying for the bonus miles)

    • @saradecapua3264
      @saradecapua3264 7 лет назад +4

      Mister Anthropy This is a really nice and calm king. Wow.

    • @stevedandy973
      @stevedandy973 6 лет назад +13

      NOT skilled at flying.

    • @Milolector
      @Milolector 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha

  • @GreatPolishWingedHussars
    @GreatPolishWingedHussars 2 года назад +10

    The word Defenestration has two meanings:
    1. To throw someone out a window.
    2. To dismiss someone from an undeserved position of authority.
    King Edward Longshanks here is demonstrating both meanings in one succinct action.
    That's a quote!

  • @Mitjitsu
    @Mitjitsu 3 года назад +108

    "How would you deal with this brigand?" - "Defund the police and send in social services"

  • @ardalla535
    @ardalla535 6 лет назад +90

    Edward I was actually not a despised king; he was largely respected by his people. The Scots, of course, were not exactly in love with him. And his son was not a craven, posturing coward as depicted; he was very popular ... at least at first. Should be noted that Isabella and Edward were married when she was 12 and he 16. She bore him several children and supported him until he made it impossible for her to do so. There is no direct evidence from the time that Edward II was gay, and there no no suspicion at the time (and in fact until the 20th century) that any of Isabella's children were illegitimate.

    • @XxowendanxX
      @XxowendanxX 4 года назад +10

      Edward also was not a pagan. He went on crusade

    • @philipgreenaway5631
      @philipgreenaway5631 3 года назад +7

      He lost the war to Robert Bruce at the Battle of Bannockburn. The rumours of him having a homosexual relationship comes from him having a close friendship with Piers Gaveston. Gaveston was despised in the royal court. But the king pretty much ignored his wife in favour of Gaveston until Gaveston was murdered. Then Queen after she could take no more started an affair with Roger Mortimer and orchestrated Edward II’s downfall. Edward II is not well remembered. That’s where the rumour of how he was killed came from. He was either murdered with a hot pike rammed up his bottom (popular belief) or he was smothered to death. And you’re wrong he is hated, hence the rumoured death and the manner in which he conducted himself during his reign.

    • @rogeredwarrddeshon5000
      @rogeredwarrddeshon5000 2 года назад

      No evidence ? Gaveston's relationship and hold on Edward 11 was a classic example of homosexuality.

    • @rogeredwarrddeshon5000
      @rogeredwarrddeshon5000 2 года назад

      @@ElPajaroMeaPrietas isabella would have had nothing to do with a dirty smelly Scots brigand like Wallace - chalk and cheese.

    • @willrogan955
      @willrogan955 2 года назад

      The Crusades were not Christian wars

  • @connormcleod9595
    @connormcleod9595 2 года назад +4

    Patrick mcgoohan was a cold ruthless bastard.. Damn.. What fine acting

    • @senormosquito1114
      @senormosquito1114 2 года назад +1

      …….Patrick McGoohan was a brilliant actor and the real star of the film.

  • @CaptainQueue
    @CaptainQueue 4 года назад +14

    Patrick Mcgoohan, one of the most underrated actors of the previous century, had to settle for crap TV and Disney roles for quite awhile. He outdid everyone on Braveheart. Salute.

  • @jrjubach
    @jrjubach 8 лет назад +84

    He played that part so perfectly. You kind of "love to hate him."

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 2 года назад

      And thus why elites are all parasitical piece of shit we must destroy before they destroy us all.

  • @johnkrausse8672
    @johnkrausse8672 6 лет назад +68

    I am skilled at saying the wrong thing at the wrong time to the wrong king . Lol lol👑👑👑

  • @MrBastilleDay
    @MrBastilleDay 12 лет назад +19

    "Whom shall I send? Not I! If fall into the hands of that murderer it might be my head in a basket. And not my..gentle son! The mere sight of him would encourage an invasion of the entire country. Whom shall I send? Whom shall I send?"

  • @LucasKingPiano
    @LucasKingPiano 8 лет назад +277

    I have a story about the man who plays Longshanks. My Dad and his mate were walking home in York and they saw that Patrick McGoohan (Longshanks) was in a play at the theatre. My Dads mate keyed McGoohans car (fuck knows why) but McGoohan was coming out the theatre and caught my Dads mate doing it and beat the piss out of him, I mean absolutely annihilated him, put him in hospital and everything.

    • @bfd8968
      @bfd8968 8 лет назад +26

      +Lucas King Good story, he is one very talented, very convincing actor.

    • @LucasKingPiano
      @LucasKingPiano 8 лет назад +35

      +Joe Banks I agree, the guy deserved the beat down he got.

    • @CrazyIrishDrunk1
      @CrazyIrishDrunk1 8 лет назад +30

      +Lucas King Patrick McGoohan was Irish, don't fuck with an Irish man's car!

    • @tomtonka1915
      @tomtonka1915 8 лет назад +14

      +Lucas King
      lol So your dad didn't help his mate? Just stood there while Longshanks beat the piss out of him.

    • @tomtonka1915
      @tomtonka1915 8 лет назад +1

      Lucas King
      Well if he was a mate, yeah I would. You did say he was your dad's mate.

  • @ThomasWilliams89
    @ThomasWilliams89 12 лет назад +112

    "Arrows cost money, use up the Irish, the dead cost nothing" That's my king talking.

    • @stijnvanmanshoven4591
      @stijnvanmanshoven4591 2 года назад +1

      And after that he still uses up arrows never made any Sense to me

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 Год назад +2

      @@stijnvanmanshoven4591 the Irish had betrayed him

    • @ricardoabreu4997
      @ricardoabreu4997 Год назад

      @@stijnvanmanshoven4591 in real lide some english knights killed some welsh, Ed had to stop that madness and even punish the drink knights. This could be a way to explain what happened

  • @horstreinhardt5023
    @horstreinhardt5023 7 лет назад +54

    3:26 - Guards: "well, nothing to see here..."

  • @user-rz8su6dk4e
    @user-rz8su6dk4e 7 месяцев назад +4

    All i can remember is rolling around on the ground laughing when he threw his sons lover out the window😂😂😂

  • @DementedDistraction
    @DementedDistraction 6 лет назад +20

    Such an amazing performance - one of my all-time favorites.
    Tywin Lannister actually reminds me quite a bit of Longshanks...no surprise he's my favorite character in GOT.

  • @pix046
    @pix046 7 лет назад +24

    "Sire. They're own nephew. what beast could do such a thing?" He should have stopped at that impertinent comment. Instead of that he made another..

  • @ers586
    @ers586 15 лет назад +23

    Patrick McGoohan was a gifted actor who played memorable roles in such series as Secret Agent and The Prisoner. His work will live on. RIP.

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 2 года назад +3

      He was so versatile as an actor, he managed to play 4 different killers during the run of Columbo. And I think the show you might be thinking of was "Danger Man" rather than "Secret Agent"

    • @DL-rp4lu
      @DL-rp4lu 2 года назад +1

      He is the warden in Escape From Alcatraz

  • @konferansjer
    @konferansjer 7 лет назад +67

    3:30 Longshanks narrowly escapes being poisoned by his enemies.

    • @MGOBTV
      @MGOBTV 7 лет назад +4

      The Conpheranseer Roose Longshanks

    • @collinwatts9390
      @collinwatts9390 5 лет назад +6

      Only GOT fans will get the reference lmao. "How did he die?"

    • @ruthcog
      @ruthcog 3 года назад +1

      Haha lol

    • @oriraykai3610
      @oriraykai3610 2 года назад

      during the Crusades. That was in Jerusalem.

  • @FairytaleVideobiz
    @FairytaleVideobiz 6 лет назад +7

    Such a great movie, Patrick McGoohan who played Longshanks really added to the movie such a great actor. He was also great in A Time to Kill as the judge. Legendary actor.

  • @balrog13571
    @balrog13571 15 лет назад +8

    It's so sad he's gone. But at least he left behind memorable films like this. I love every scene he was in and love how he says his lines. "Scottish rebels have rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrouted one of my garrisons and killed the noble lord". None can say that like him!

  • @mftepera
    @mftepera 15 лет назад +21

    You will be missed, Longshanks. Truly one of the great villains in the history of film...

    • @oriraykai3610
      @oriraykai3610 2 года назад

      This was nothing like the real King of England, it was all fiction. The first line was the only thing Longshanks actually ever said.

    • @rogeredwarrddeshon5000
      @rogeredwarrddeshon5000 2 года назад +2

      He was no villain, he was a great and powerful medieval King in a violent age. His type was required, his son's was not.

    • @Tawny6702
      @Tawny6702 2 года назад +2

      In the history of film! But in reality…..a man of his time! Edward was ruthless and temperamental but also a man of action, especially in his younger years! This film while being a great movie for the excellent and bloody battle scenes was historically so flawed that nothing can be taken seriously, it’s interpretation is even incorrect from the 15th century poem is was inspired from by Blind Harry “the acts and deeds of Sir Willian Wallace, knight of Elderslie”

    • @amarillohendrix4207
      @amarillohendrix4207 Год назад

      @@rogeredwarrddeshon5000 If that ever happens again, would it be correct then to behave in a violent manner?

  • @774CISCO
    @774CISCO 9 лет назад +130

    Is he qualified?

    • @taisgdl
      @taisgdl 7 лет назад +3

      Plot Twist* he could have beat Wallace

    • @GoodFebruarian
      @GoodFebruarian 6 лет назад +15

      His favourite dish; tossing the salad

    • @waveali5620
      @waveali5620 6 лет назад

      lmao!

    • @evilsonic9999
      @evilsonic9999 5 лет назад +8

      yes he is qualify in butt sex

    • @tayonius
      @tayonius 5 лет назад +2

      I am skilled in the arts of war and military tactics, sire

  • @scifyry
    @scifyry 8 лет назад +125

    Smacking his son around at sixty-something years of age--that's a feat right there. I mean yeah, his son was a fanny bandit but you should be able to at least give dear old dad a challenge.

    • @Parasmunt
      @Parasmunt 7 лет назад +10

      Dad could have him killed with the clicking of his fingers. He assaults the king, it's a crime. Hardly fair is it.
      That's why the father was a bully and like most bullies a little cowardly and insecure.

    • @dreday5880
      @dreday5880 6 лет назад +11

      Fanny bandit 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheHippieNurse
      @TheHippieNurse 6 лет назад +11

      I think it was because his son was a coward and gay

    • @gullydisciple
      @gullydisciple 5 лет назад +15

      At 60 to still be able to throw a man out of a window thats a feat

    • @Cba409
      @Cba409 5 лет назад +5

      Well dear old dad was in full armor and angry.

  • @HOTDAbridged
    @HOTDAbridged 7 лет назад +34

    Skilled in the arts of flying like a flightless bird.~

    • @Jaris84R
      @Jaris84R 6 лет назад +2

      HOTDAbridged don't forget his skills in oral negotiations

    • @GoodFebruarian
      @GoodFebruarian 6 лет назад +2

      ...and bottom

    • @james_ford86
      @james_ford86 2 года назад +2

      @@GoodFebruarian Nah, if any of the two were the bottom, it would have been Edward II, at least based on how they are depicted in this film. Anyone who's ever been around enough feminine gay men can tell that Patrick was the more masculine of the two, and therefor, most likely the top.

    • @GoodFebruarian
      @GoodFebruarian 2 года назад +1

      @@james_ford86
      lol 🤣

  • @robingar4973
    @robingar4973 2 года назад +5

    No matter when you see mcgooghan he is always the same ..the same demeanor in every role...a true badass

  • @jordangroff8978
    @jordangroff8978 8 лет назад +115

    should have won an oscar!

    • @melissaking6019
      @melissaking6019 6 лет назад +17

      Gibson tried to get McGooohan an Oscar nomination.

    • @eidorianeagle5806
      @eidorianeagle5806 5 лет назад

      For what.

    • @kimonodragon7834
      @kimonodragon7834 4 года назад +6

      @@eidorianeagle5806
      For his great acting talent! That's what. What a dumb question, ffs.

    • @AC-lv1eq
      @AC-lv1eq 4 года назад +2

      Is 7 academy awards including best picture do it for you?

    • @seinfan9
      @seinfan9 3 года назад

      @@AC-lv1eq When it actually meant something. The award is trash now.

  • @petemartin295
    @petemartin295 8 лет назад +149

    This movie would have been unwatchable without Patrick McGoohan. He owned every scene he was in.

    • @chainsawkitten3766
      @chainsawkitten3766 6 лет назад +4

      I think there were a lot of good characters in this film, both male and female

    • @betrthnu3413
      @betrthnu3413 6 лет назад +2

      Love to be a fly on the wall listening to England's Plantagenet kings addressing their borons and court way back when, they would make Mcgoohans Longshanks portrayal look like a lemonade seller.

    • @williamjubi
      @williamjubi 6 лет назад +2

      I think this is a terrific movie. Though you're right about Patrick McGoohan's performance, he did "own" every scene. He deserved an Oscar nomination.

    • @garyhunt8067
      @garyhunt8067 5 лет назад

      To me. He stole the whole performance

    • @andyseabrookfitness8693
      @andyseabrookfitness8693 5 лет назад

      @Cinnamon Troll David o hara

  • @Airowregina
    @Airowregina 2 года назад +5

    Love the triple combo that Longshanks gave his son side step, back hand, kicked to the gut.

  • @stefos6431
    @stefos6431 6 лет назад +21

    "Not my Gentle son"..........MUUUUUUUUUUahahaahahahaha..........Freakin' Classic......Longshanks son played the effeminate role very well too...LOOOLZ

  • @hamzak2181
    @hamzak2181 6 лет назад +8

    The son is so effeminate that he even makes sissy noises when getting his arse whooped by Longshanks.

  • @charlesdcw1990
    @charlesdcw1990 15 лет назад +7

    "Scottish rebles rrrrouted one of my garrisions" Great acting from an equally great man, RIP!

  • @DownWithThePlague
    @DownWithThePlague 7 лет назад +18

    3:22 "OK, who did that?!"
    "Oh, it's the king" *scoops away*

    • @GoodFebruarian
      @GoodFebruarian 6 лет назад

      *Whistling, ignoring the corpse*

    • @Cba409
      @Cba409 5 лет назад

      Nothing to see here

  • @collinwatts9390
    @collinwatts9390 5 лет назад +12

    "What advice would you offer on the PRESENT SITUATION!"

  • @user-iy6im9zh2t
    @user-iy6im9zh2t 3 года назад +5

    One of the most interesting moments of the movie with the participation of Edward the First is out of there. When the King is asked about the time - that it would take a lot of time to send the envoys into France, the question by the way was asked by King's son - Edward the II - he asnwers him that he had sent the envoys to France for negotiations against William before he sent Isabella to meet William. I think this is one of the most remarkable moments of the movie - the episode with McGuigan's character

    • @joethekinghawk7514
      @joethekinghawk7514 2 года назад

      Longshanks was a think tank kind of guy, cold and calculating.

  • @buffalosmoke
    @buffalosmoke 5 лет назад +5

    WHAT an actor he was.... outSTANDING in this role

  • @H0DLTHED0R
    @H0DLTHED0R 3 года назад +6

    One of the best parenting scenes in history! Now that's how you love your son!

    • @joethekinghawk7514
      @joethekinghawk7514 2 года назад

      Yeah, pulling your nephew's severed head out in front of your weak son will make him love you more. Great father skill.

    • @H0DLTHED0R
      @H0DLTHED0R 2 года назад +2

      @@joethekinghawk7514 indeed. Great example of a father. Can't have our sons biting pillows and playing for pink team.

    • @joethekinghawk7514
      @joethekinghawk7514 2 года назад

      @@H0DLTHED0R you are so right.

  • @SherryVapors
    @SherryVapors 13 лет назад +12

    Good God! Patrick McGoohan was an incredible actor. May he rest in peace.

  • @sincerelyjerry244
    @sincerelyjerry244 2 года назад +4

    thank you, the character and the actor, Patrick McGoohan, made the movie! Cheers

  • @nitzky8920
    @nitzky8920 8 лет назад +30

    Best. Villain. Ever. Move over, Vader.

  • @TomiKaski
    @TomiKaski 5 лет назад +7

    Guards outside the window:
    "Did you see that?"
    "Yes, he was flying low, we'll have rain!"

  • @csr326
    @csr326 3 года назад +8

    Even after 25 years he still instills fear in me

  • @DonCorleone87
    @DonCorleone87 14 лет назад +8

    "Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?"

  • @earthstock
    @earthstock 3 года назад +3

    Patrick makes this entire film. Without him and his performance Braveheart would have been so much less. Such great acting!

  • @danielbrissenden2555
    @danielbrissenden2555 2 года назад +1

    Longshanks in Bogart film noir voice: "You'll take a slapping and like it!"

  • @davidwallace4416
    @davidwallace4416 3 года назад +4

    The trouble wae Scotland is it's full of Scots 😂😂 I laughed so much et that when I first watched Braveheart. I was only 17 years of age at time. Sad thing is at school we never learned about The Bruce, William Wallace or James Douglas in history class but learned plenty English history and only really learned about Scots history after we joined union with England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 Greetings from a wee toon in East Ayrshire Scotland. I love that I share same surname as William Wallace but Wallace is a very common name in Scotland. 👍

  • @774CISCO
    @774CISCO 12 лет назад +7

    An evil sod is Longshanks! " What's news of the North?" cracks me up every time!

  • @scottsimmons7897
    @scottsimmons7897 5 лет назад +3

    This guy was the best and most convincing actor of a medieval character in the whole movie.

  • @chriswb7
    @chriswb7 9 лет назад +35

    Well - getting declared High Councillor certainly didn't go Phillip's way did it?

    • @mattfoley4425
      @mattfoley4425 8 лет назад +6

      +chriswb7 It was a very temporary assignment.

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 8 лет назад +7

      +chriswb7 "Skilled in the arts of war" doesn't mean he's fit for High Councillor. Phillip more than likely read every available book on military tactics by the Romans and Greeks. But how much time on the battlefield in the thick of the fight has he had?

    • @chriswb7
      @chriswb7 8 лет назад +9

      tenhirankei I think Longshanks hated the fact that he was boning his son more than his lack of military experience.

    • @chriswb7
      @chriswb7 8 лет назад +6

      Perhaps "Bottom" Councillor" would have been more fitting?

    • @bard6184
      @bard6184 8 лет назад +11

      The office was too high for Phillip, so the king demoted him. He couldn't handle it.

  • @sophiaperennis2360
    @sophiaperennis2360 8 лет назад +35

    So hilariously over the top. Easily the best character in the film.

    • @kinkeezie
      @kinkeezie 7 лет назад +4

      Him or Stephen

    • @nihilistcentraluk442
      @nihilistcentraluk442 5 лет назад +5

      Camp and highly menacing.
      You can see why McGooghan was the most highly paid British TV actor in the 60s.

  • @localwear1
    @localwear1 Год назад +2

    Longshanks has that back fist 🤜 down to an art form!!!

  • @StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY
    @StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY 8 лет назад +20

    Although my race was abused and slaughtered by Longshanks - the way he is portrayed by Patrick McGoohan evokes a grudging admiration. Especially in the direct action with his son's lover!

    • @virgilgrissom7753
      @virgilgrissom7753 8 лет назад +15

      English and Scottish are of the same race.

    • @twiliblade
      @twiliblade 8 лет назад +3

      +Virgil Grissom so are all humans...

    • @CrazyIrishDrunk1
      @CrazyIrishDrunk1 8 лет назад +3

      +Virgil Grissom wrong, the Scottish are of the Gaelic race (like the Irish) while the English are a Germanic race.

    • @virgilgrissom7753
      @virgilgrissom7753 8 лет назад +5

      Jonathan Po Gothics and Gaels are ethnolinguistic groups, not a race.

    • @CrazyIrishDrunk1
      @CrazyIrishDrunk1 8 лет назад

      how dare you....

  • @oncapintada6086
    @oncapintada6086 3 года назад +2

    "I'm skilled in the arsometry and back door negotiations".

  • @jbarry39
    @jbarry39 4 года назад +3

    Patrick McGoohan so deserved an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for this performance...

  • @DonCooks1
    @DonCooks1 7 лет назад +10

    "won't we hit our own troops"
    yes.
    SAVAGE

  • @bensherman8925
    @bensherman8925 3 года назад +2

    Longshanks:” Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?”
    Prince Edward: “Phillip is from HR and is here to advise us on leadership and employee engagement”
    Phillip:” Aaaaaaargh”

  • @NSResponder
    @NSResponder 2 месяца назад

    Amazing that the boy had the nerve to pull his dagger. Even more amazing that Longshanks didn't toss him out of the window, too.

  • @daniellee8162
    @daniellee8162 3 года назад +12

    The look on Longshanks face at the beginning 😂
    Later...
    Phillip: YOUR OWN NEPHEW. WHAT BEAST COULD DO SUCH A THING...
    Longshanks: ...Oh I've been waiting for this moment. You...are skilled in the arts of war and military tactics you say?!

  • @theinnerlight87
    @theinnerlight87 16 лет назад +6

    "and when he says: IS IT"
    That sends shivers down my spine too! :D

  • @grego7596
    @grego7596 9 лет назад +16

    ...acting at it's best.

  • @realUlfricStormcloak
    @realUlfricStormcloak 3 года назад +2

    0:30 "A pity we're on the first floor."

  • @mondomacabromajor5731
    @mondomacabromajor5731 5 лет назад +4

    Mcgoohan's performance is what made Braveheart a great film - what a bastard Longshanks was!!!

  • @charlesferdinand422
    @charlesferdinand422 5 лет назад +6

    Longshanks was fucking hilarious.

  • @VersusARCH
    @VersusARCH 5 лет назад +3

    Longshanks is the best part of the movie. Although I doubt he was so stuffy in his demeanor in real life since the guy was, in his youth, an ex-crusader, athletic, jousting champion, had a badass wife with whom he had a passionate love relationship (a rarity in arranged marriages of the time) AND was a keen user of trebuchets (during the siege of Stirling castle he refused to accept tbe castle's surrender before he could observe the great trebuchet, the Warwolf, that his army painstakingly assembled and set up, in action)...

  • @whiskeybuilder6335
    @whiskeybuilder6335 2 года назад +2

    The reaction of the guards on the ground is perfect. Nothing to see here.

  • @smik4978
    @smik4978 4 года назад +3

    3:21 Guards sees a guy thrown out the window to his death, sees that the King is responsible, and they're all like "jolly good throw, sire", and proceeds to return to their posts

  • @dwaynepagnotto6771
    @dwaynepagnotto6771 2 года назад +1

    Long shanks, "Arrrre you? Tell me, what advice would you give on the ahhh, present situaaaTION?!!"
    Phillip, "AHHHH?-EEEEEAHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh!" SPLAT!
    Men down below look up towards the window.
    "Ello Mi'lord. Good toss! Will anyone else been coming down today?"
    Longshanks, "I cannot say for sure. The day is still early."

  • @aaronwitzel1603
    @aaronwitzel1603 4 года назад +5

    You gotta admit that Longshanks is a MAN and he knows what he's doing. His own son tried to kill him with a knife and he just bitchslapped him. Wallace was beating the English until Longshanks got more involved. Basically Tywin Lannister.

    • @luboshcamber1992
      @luboshcamber1992 2 года назад

      Wrong. He was beating English until his own betrayed him. Not until the Longshanks got involved.

  • @marekmarbbydzovsky6516
    @marekmarbbydzovsky6516 4 года назад +1

    With armor he stoods in his army on battlefield. Very nice medieval king

  • @marduk1734
    @marduk1734 5 лет назад +4

    3:48
    -quite the lovely gathering...you shall agree?
    -(knight positively shakes his head)
    favorite moment.

    • @LadyFairChildVideo
      @LadyFairChildVideo 4 года назад +1

      that is the traitor Robert the Bruce, who was playing both sides. (in the movie that is)

    • @marduk1734
      @marduk1734 4 года назад +2

      @@LadyFairChildVideo
      different helmets and armor colors.
      I don't really care, though.

  • @llaurita2
    @llaurita2 3 года назад +2

    The world could use Edward today.

  • @AOE5578
    @AOE5578 5 лет назад +3

    😂😂😂 he made him fly ,with out wings

  • @johnsigmon9419
    @johnsigmon9419 4 года назад +2

    “What news of the North?” When Dad comes home and his son has to explain how he wrecked the car.

  • @demo2382
    @demo2382 7 лет назад +5

    "I WILL STAND UP TO HIM AND MORE!"................01:54 H'es nearly shitting his pants lmao

  • @justinquaylepate1358
    @justinquaylepate1358 Год назад +2

    Longshanks is somehow admirable in many ways

  • @gavindoyle692
    @gavindoyle692 3 года назад +3

    Definitely one of the best screen villains in the history of cinema. 👏🏼

  • @stewartnicol3028
    @stewartnicol3028 7 лет назад +2

    Respect for shoving his "High Counsellor" oot the fuckin' Windae!

  • @Revengeofthestorm61
    @Revengeofthestorm61 13 лет назад +3

    One of the most outstanding cinematic performances has been demonstrated in a movie. 10/10

  • @raphaeldelaghetto8049
    @raphaeldelaghetto8049 3 года назад +2

    "Who is this person who speaks to me as if I needed their advice" lol