@@jdbarr769 Dont care about political, they're nonexistant. Some liberal asked me on the street if i hate gays and i ignored him. He tried to drag my shoulder "answer the question" so i broke his wrist.
The king was thinking... then interrupted himself for a moment to kill someone and thwart an assassination attempt... then he sat down to continue thinking.
LoL .. the son knew his friend/butt buddy was @#$%ed because he'd completely broken protocol ... and exactly at a moment when his father would have the least amount of patience (i.e. you never address a royal unless spoken to ... the king could speak to the prince and the prince could address the king but anyone outside the family had to be addressed by a royal before they could speak).
I like that Longshanks completely ignores the "assassination attempt" by his son and completely demerits him of any threat or legitimacy to even be involved in the situation by still claiming him to be his "Gentle Son" 😂
@@cassiebennet4262 Gibson referred to McGoohan as "some guy who did some TV in the 60's" on the commentary track...Yeah, The Prisoner is one of the greatest TV shows that was ever made.
When Longshanks said "leave us" and the door guy breathed heavily saying "thank you sire" you could tell he was relieved. He wasn't looking forward to the king's reaction to York being sacked.
@@fatdaddyeddiejr Not if the messenger can HELP it. Longshanks' reputation for brutality was well-known and documented by that point. That messenger didn't want to just leave, he wanted to make minimum safe distance...!
- I am skilled in the arts of war and military tactics, sire - Very well, I will make you responsible for the development of our airborne tactical doctrine
The word Defenestration has two meanings: 1. To throw someone out a window. 2. To dismiss someone from an undeserved position of authority. King Edward Longshanks here is demonstrating both meanings in one succinct action. Total Chad move!!
That's correct! By the way, that is the best comment. Although others were also good like this one. Quote : "Philip actually was the first draftee in the Royal Air Force."
They could kill the man, but not the idea he planted in the minds of his countrymen. Once a man becomes an idea, what he stood for, what he believed becomes indestructible. Best examples are Jesus, Buddha (though Buddha's discipline itself was non-belief, non-conceptualized existence), Gandhi, and most recently MLK.
Me too. Though for me the funniest bit is that little eyebrow twitch he gives at 1:13 when he says "annihilated." It seems to say "It wouldn't surprise me if you got our army 'defeated', but 'annihilated' is impressive even for you."
I don't blame the king... If I were trying to expand the empire, then have my major army defeated and the only excuse my son has to offer, is that he was too busy being "long-dicked", by his "advisor", I would make him "skip the elevator" too.
I love the sinking look on the son’s face when Phillip answers, “I am skilled in the arts of war and military tactics.” The son knows that lofty claim ain’t gonna fly.
@@xeromoth9771The king already knew about him being his son's lover and he didn't do anything about it. He could of easily had him jailed or killed anytime he wanted. So I don't think think him being his son's lover played much of a part in his decision to kill him. The king felt disrespected and clearly Edwards doesn't value human life the way most people do. So he decided to get rid of this bold and annoying person for giving advice when he didn't ask for it and then not apologizing when being called out about it.
@@businessman6104..not just for being simply annoying but potentially control his son the future king. Bro should’ve just be content being the son’s side piece and keep his mouth shut and presence sparse
@@gregorypalermo6797the king saw right through him pretty quickly. Also an expert in war and military tactics but not smart enough to realize to stay away from an open window when you disrespect a murderous king in front of his son.
He had also a hell of an Arm. He gave a perfect backhand to his Gentle son just after he scored a 3point with Phillip. While wearing a 50 pounds armor! Now that's a Man's man.
Which is actually standing up to him, unintended as it was. The custom of the time was to rise to a Superior entering a room, a Baron would rise to an Earl, the Earl would rise for a Duke and everyone would rise for the King, Crown Prince included.
@@Tuberuser187 That was why the Prince nodded his head down. As in saying to himself, "What are you doing?" That was out of line and step to speak to a King in this manner. Let along Longshanks.
The moral of the story is that just because you have your cheeks clapped by your adviser, doesn't mean that you are safe from having your cheek clapped by a metal glove.
He does it through the whole film, sometimes he says did you or is it or were you and always in the same way lol my son and me do it to each other for a laugh.
Funniest line in Braveheart: "I shall offer a truce, and buy him off!, but who will go to him? Not I!" "If I fell under the sword of that murderer, it might be my head, in a basket!" "And not my gentle son!" "The mere sight of him will only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country!"🤣🤣🤣👍
It's the "Are you?" At 2:40 that gets me every time. Phillip has no idea that he's being told the medieval equivalent of "who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
As someone else pointed out, there is some nice subtlety to the interaction here. As I take it, at least: Phillip speaks out of turn. The king asserts his authority by reminding Phillip he's a nobody ("Who is this...") and maybe tests Phillip's intelligence by giving him a chance to "retreat" from an unwinnable situation. Junior steps in to try to save Phillip and give him some legitimacy, but Phillip is too dense to catch any of this and runs his mouth again. Worse yet, he tries to assert himself when the King had *just* told him to mind his place. Knowing his son listens to this idiot above anyone else, the king immediately terminates his employment.
@@Xerxes2005 Phillip is based on Piers Gaveston. Someone who Edward I and many nobles thought were too close to Edward II. Edward lavished him which enraged powerful figures and eventually led to Edward's downfall. There were rumours they were gay, but it was most likely a brotherly relationship they had.
@@Mitjitsu Yeah, I got that, but Piers Gaveston was exiled by Longshanks, not thrown out of a window. Anyhow, this is not the only historical mistake this movie made...
@@Xerxes2005 The movie isn't meant to be a historical documentary, but it does show Edward II was an incompetent military leader and failed to realize the gravity of situations.
The sound of Longshanks footsteps growing louder as he approaches and the look on his sons quivering face are golden! What a scene! I just love this movie!
I love the setup of this scene cause it's the royal 14th century equivalent of seeing your mom park the car and remember you didn't unfreeze the chicken
You mean Patrick McGoohan? One of the most famous actors of the 60s and 70s? He was Number 6 from The Prisoner for Christssake... how do you not know his name?
The real life Edward was 6'2", which was very tall at the time (thus his nickname, Longshanks), well-built and an excellent fighter. This made him a very imposing and intimidating man. He also had a very good head for war and was particularly ruthless, but also proved a good administrator.
Peter Hanley who plays the prince was my next door neighbor when I was a kid and he was genuinely one of the nicest people you could wish to meet. Think he does a fantastic job in this film.
"Who is this person that speaks to me as though I needed his advice." I find that phrase so badass that I've said it myself on a couple of awkward occasions!!!!
Queen Elizabeth looking at Prince Charles thinking: "Not my gentle son. The mere sight of him will only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country"
@@jayteegamble not really. Despite their issues, no mother wants to bury their children. It was hard enough burying her husband. All will to go on will likely be gone if she has to bury Charles too. At the end of the day, throne or no throne he is still her baby and always will be, her first born at that. It's said there's a special bond between a father and his daughters so too there is one between a mother and her sons. My sister gets hurt our mother's like she'll be all right. I get hurt, she loses it. The reverse is the case with our father. I get hurt. "He's a big boy, literally he'll be all right" Sister gets hurt, he loses it. I'm our father's first born too but sister will always be daddy's girl. Even at 41 and long since been on my own, still mommy's boy.
"But I don't want any of that. I'd rather..." "Rather what?" "I'd rather... just... sing..." "Stop that, stop that. You're not gonna do a song while I'm here."
3:39 *"And not my gentle son... Only the sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country"* Quite a statement from a King to a future King
Besides the stink, and the thought of what was in the basket, I am sure he wanted to get away as quickly as possible. Probably not healthy to be the messenger who brings bad news, or to be standing anywhere near the king when he finds out what is in the basket.
Pretty sure he knew what was in there lol. The king could tell by his face he knew what it was as well. Hence he got his ass outta there quick smart! Great acting.
That messenger was way smarter than Philip. He didn't even breath while standing next to the King until he was dismissed... Philip on the other hand spoke three times to the King without being adressed and after the second time he even got a clear warning by the King answering "Wo is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?". He had it coming and at 2:21 you can see the Prince knows...
The footsteps.. the sons anxiety near panic. Great scene, such a powerful presence, Philip had balls but u know that line between bravery and stupidity wasnt too clear to him..
There's another moment like this in the movie where Wallace yells at the Scottish lords "We've beaten the English but they'll be back...because you won't stand together" and the lords he's addressing are literally all standing together. ruclips.net/video/z0FlffdQmA4/видео.html
In the novel written by Randall Wallace (no relation to William), there were guards in the room. They moved to intervene when the prince drew the knife, but the king told them to stand back, as he was delighted that his son was fighting back for once. He still kicked his ass, though.
Drill Instructor Fitch They're unsure. The real Edward II(the prince here) had a friend he was indeed close to, but historians are split whether or not they were actually lovers or just close friends. Regardless, however, Longshanks never threw that said friend out a window.
@@tobaccocrow4432 if he was really skikled in battle art he would not be day dreaming in a window sill. He wouldnt have lasted against any deception in battle. If he wanted to be a war counsrl he should have dont it without the sodomy
Love how Longshank's just disregards his '' Gentle sons'' assassination attempt when he threw Phillip out of the window. Just sat down and started talking to himself again.
Note how people who talk about others being offended and how today everything sucks and they wish they were in the 1300s (wich were btw fairly different from previous centuries, but ok) in the comments rush to a clearly non offensive comment about their "jokes"
"Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?"
That is a great line.
My name you honour is Jeremy Corbyn
I quote that line all the time. Very few people know where it is from.
@@BoopSnoot You Can. Just dont care and be prepared to kill for the right not to care.
@@jdbarr769 Dont care about political, they're nonexistant. Some liberal asked me on the street if i hate gays and i ignored him. He tried to drag my shoulder "answer the question" so i broke his wrist.
"Who is speaking?! Is someone speaking here?!" - Uncle Junior
“Is he qualified?”
“I am skilled in the arts of TikTok, and Instagram stories sire”
First class comment 🤣
And pole smoker extraordinare
"Is he qualified????"
"Sir I am skilled in the arts of twittering".
"Twittering, like a bird?"
@2:50
"He twitters as well as a turtle".
That'll be a hanging, drawing, quartering offense...
Hahaha. That comment was great
A real pro. In about 3 minutes, he got rid of a useless employee, taught his son a lesson and found a solution to his problem
They don't teach *that* in military school!
He's more badass than Tywin Lannister and that's no easy feat.
400th like
max-olivier Muller , laugh my ass off! The king was too efficient.
What a great guy
The king was thinking... then interrupted himself for a moment to kill someone and thwart an assassination attempt... then he sat down to continue thinking.
🤣 A true psychopath.
Some strong "Son, I Am Disappoint" vibes
Excellent scene and brilliant acting
His landing really wasnt that bad except of the lowering gear not deploring
😂 As if he was getting back to work after a pesky interruption.
"the mere sight of him will only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country" LMAO! love that line.
Such a burn
Thank you for writing that sentence, else I would not have understood it.
@@silenthill1035 Stop being such a buzzkill
@@strykervenom1 I was sincerely thanking him. I couldn't have understood it otherwise. English is not my first language.
It reminds me of Biden 😂
"Is he qualified?"
"I am skilled in the arts of secret backdoor negotiations and swordplay tactics sire"
'As well as sword swallowing antics', sire.
@@bertcandela9250 damnit you beat me to it.
LoL .. the son knew his friend/butt buddy was @#$%ed because he'd completely broken protocol ... and exactly at a moment when his father would have the least amount of patience (i.e. you never address a royal unless spoken to ... the king could speak to the prince and the prince could address the king but anyone outside the family had to be addressed by a royal before they could speak).
Pork sword play you mean.
Buttstuff
*Guards see the body*
*Lookup and see the king is responsible*
"Jolly good throw, sire!"
😄
oh fuck i laughed my ass off at that
The things I do for love...
I lol'ed irl when the guards did their little "oh shit" run back to their post
One of the funniest scenes I've ever witnessed. You don't fuck with king Longshanks.
I like that Longshanks completely ignores the "assassination attempt" by his son and completely demerits him of any threat or legitimacy to even be involved in the situation by still claiming him to be his "Gentle Son" 😂
Too gentle to be any menace. Code for too gay to actually wield a sword
Because Philip was much more skilled in AssAssination attempts. More precisely, all his buttbuttinations of the prince were successful.
Lol these replies 💀
@@FrostyGerardo-kr7xshe penetrates men with other weapons rather than swords
@@majorcoats7777 he preferred pink chubby pike as a weapon.
I love how the king wasn't even all that angry after the prince tried to stab him. He just took the dagger and went back to running the kingdom
@Max Hofito wtf bro xD
“Good, let the hate flow through you”
If anything he probably respected his son at least a tiny degree more for having the guts to attack him
@@darth856 But then soon lost that respect as his son remained on the floor and kept crying.
He kicked his ass in 3 seconds flat...if anything King should be angry at his son's fighting coach.
"Is he qualified?"
"I'm an Instagram influencer."
"..."
2:50
😂😂😂😂💀
10/10
Paige Van Zandt
Hahaha
Lol :D
I am King.
And when I die, my son will become Queen.
skirts365 lol
@skirts365 whoah dude wtf lol
skirts365 in actuality Edward II was gay. It was a joke. Calm down.
@skirts365 you're butthurt is strong
He's already a Queen.
Scandalous that Patrick McGoohan never got an oscar for this absolutely masterclass performance as King Edward I.
Reason #1 because Hollywood hates Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson got best director for that particular movie 😄
A true masterpiece of acting.
They couldn't have found a better person for that role. Gibson said McGoohan turned down James Bond and he never really got to the bottom of why.
@@cassiebennet4262 Gibson referred to McGoohan as "some guy who did some TV in the 60's" on the commentary track...Yeah, The Prisoner is one of the greatest TV shows that was ever made.
"Everyone has a plan until they get thrown out of the window" - Mike Tyson
Mike Tython
@@Hydroxoid 👉
I don’t think he said that…..but who gives a shit? Close enough😂🤣😂🤣😂🤌
LMFAO
Stop quoting that roided up, fake BUM. He THUCKTH. He always thucked.
No one is talking about the best part where the guards rush over, look up to see the king, and then go back to business.
They immediately see the prince and turn their heads down so he can not see their faces.
Nobody mentioned it because it goes without saying, that that is the best part.
Their priorities are clearly in order!
That's what makes me chuckle. They knew not to get caught abandoning their post over him.
How good it must feel to literally just throw someone you hate out the window, without consequences.
- "Is he qualified?"
- "I have a blue checkmark on Twitter."
- "Do you?..." 2:50
no
3:08
criminally underrated comment
@@hyperkaioken4982 even its underrated form is overrated
"I have attacked the president's tweets with full vigor & recieved plenty of likes"
When Longshanks said "leave us" and the door guy breathed heavily saying "thank you sire" you could tell he was relieved. He wasn't looking forward to the king's reaction to York being sacked.
As the old saying goes, "Don't kill the messenger."
@@fatdaddyeddiejr Not if the messenger can HELP it. Longshanks' reputation for brutality was well-known and documented by that point. That messenger didn't want to just leave, he wanted to make minimum safe distance...!
I would have been out of the Palace and on my way home before Phillip learned to fly.
@@kennethmoles4643 Yeah, he may have flown, but he didn't quite stick the landing...
This movie is excellent on the small details. Like at the end of this clip, the King begins to cough, foreshadowing a fatal illness on its way.
- I am skilled in the arts of war and military tactics, sire
- Very well, I will make you responsible for the development of our airborne tactical doctrine
....and that's how the RAF was born!!!
And he flew in with flying colors, with mostly red.😄
@@mistofigo Poor guy "flying sacrifice" help built the British royal air Force.😃
@@joethekinghawk7514 fun fact he did event the royal air force
@@realcritical-kr2dd You're not kidding.
Love him or hate him, there's no denying that he was a badass king.
He combined a knife dodge and a windup to a heavy backhand hit all in one move, that is an elite level move.
👍🤣
He was called the Hammer of the scots.He was responsible for Welsh king Lewellyns death as well. A real medieval SOAB
Absolutely magnificent performance. Equal to Sir Richard Burton.
With that tiny and little voice? 😂😂😂
The word Defenestration has two meanings:
1. To throw someone out a window.
2. To dismiss someone from an undeserved position of authority.
King Edward Longshanks here is demonstrating both meanings in one succinct action. Total Chad move!!
And asserting dominance over his wimpy son
Excellent comment and info
@@kenanacampora you are most welcome.
That's correct! By the way, that is the best comment. Although others were also good like this one. Quote : "Philip actually was the first draftee in the Royal Air Force."
@@GreatPolishWingedHussars bot jebany
Philip has left the building ...🤣
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the defenestration of Philip
At least he left with a bang.
@@parapoliticos52More like a thud.
@@jwfmsu1990 yeah, it had more ..wet sound
He wasn't skilled in the Art of Landing.
He was a grandmaster at landing, falling, sodomy and annoying kings. Fortunately he had no flying ability
Tuck and roll
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😂😂😂BEST comment
Cukito4 haha XD
'Is he qualified'?
'I have diploma in gender studies sire'
King: @2:50
I have large amounts of melanin and the nappiest of hair sire
@@fenrishound5939 Beautiful!
@@fenrishound5939 You tell on yourself.
Did you just assume the Kings gender?!?!?!?
Dude went from being skilled in the art of war to being skilled in the art of flying.
Was equally skilled in the art of flying as he was the art of war.
@@SolXLuna He looked to be slightly more skilled at flying.
@@raurmanproductions3438 good point, his air time probably lasted longer than Yorks defenses did.
😆
Not so skilled in the art of landing, though.
Patrick McGoohan's acting is beyond unbelievable. No one else could have portrayed King Edward better than he.
You monkey, you say that like you knew the true King Edward..
Nor throw Philip out the window any better
Charles Dance would have come close 2nd (Tywin for reference in GoT)
Every time I watch it I want to kneel at the feet of Edward I.
"We must stop him!" Great insight from someone skilled in the arts of war and military tactics.
No, the fairy says, "We will stop him." But yeah, either way, not exactly great insight... plus he can't fly.
They could kill the man, but not the idea he planted in the minds of his countrymen. Once a man becomes an idea, what he stood for, what he believed becomes indestructible. Best examples are Jesus, Buddha (though Buddha's discipline itself was non-belief, non-conceptualized existence), Gandhi, and most recently MLK.
@@victorpradha9946 Oh I thought you were quoting Ra’s Al Ghul
@@liampowell5014 i thought her was quoting V for Vendetta lol
@@jacobr.3318 Oh yeah you’re right. In Batman Begins something is similar is said though
"Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?"
Use that line in your next office meeting. Works wonders.
@Lord_Humongous he has a good sense of humor. He would just laugh.
Well I heard someone give their input during a meeting and the top dude asked, "And what is your portfolio?" Turned back around and continued talking.
You would face a Bullying charge, and if spoken to a “minority,” they would tack on Microaggression and send you to the CRT gulag.
You'd be fired. Doubly fired if you said it to anyone but a white male.
#shittyprolifetips
"The mere sight of him will encourage them to take over our country". I always find that part funny.
Lawrens Dumandan the guy who played Longshanks was intimidating as hell.
Once this country is full of soy boys, it will not be funny at all.
the mere sigh on him would only encourage an enemy to take out the whole country
Me too. Though for me the funniest bit is that little eyebrow twitch he gives at 1:13 when he says "annihilated." It seems to say "It wouldn't surprise me if you got our army 'defeated', but 'annihilated' is impressive even for you."
3:44 👍🏼😂👍🏼
I don't blame the king...
If I were trying to expand the empire, then have my major army defeated and the only excuse my son has to offer, is that he was too busy being "long-dicked", by his "advisor", I would make him "skip the elevator" too.
Patrick Mcgoohan as Longshanks was one of the most underrated movie villains ever
He was also the warden in the movie Escape from Alcatraz with Clint Eastwood
@@lynnmarshall7758 Yes he was !! Oh btw, the warden in Shawshank was another underrated movie villain 🤣😆
He was vicious. May he rest in peace
The King wasn't a villain. He is generally regarded by professional historians as one of England's most effective Kings.
@@ds1868 yep you're right, good for you 👍
I love the sinking look on the son’s face when Phillip answers, “I am skilled in the arts of war and military tactics.” The son knows that lofty claim ain’t gonna fly.
Yes but he DID FLY!!
@@dunningkruger3774 😅🤣🤣...yes he did!
@@dunningkruger3774 He didn't fly so good!
@@algo2957 "I am skilled in the art of flying"
Nope! But Phillip will fly…all be it briefly! But he will…fly!
" I'm skilled in the Arts of War and Military tactics sir"
-Without stepping a foot on the battlefield.
Like Cpl Bone Spurs. Or Lou Dobbs. You really are a pathetic hillbilly.
Sums up these millennials
@@wllm4785 Still, liberals are generally known as pussies with big mouths.
@g milne I'll take that as joke.
Just like the current US Commander-in-Chief
As soon as he said "I'm skilled in the arts of war and military tactics, sire" young Edward knew it was over for him
It was over for him the moment he was in Edward’s presence. He knew he was his son’s homosexual lover
@@xeromoth9771The king already knew about him being his son's lover and he didn't do anything about it. He could of easily had him jailed or killed anytime he wanted. So I don't think think him being his son's lover played much of a part in his decision to kill him.
The king felt disrespected and clearly Edwards doesn't value human life the way most people do. So he decided to get rid of this bold and annoying person for giving advice when he didn't ask for it and then not apologizing when being called out about it.
@@businessman6104..not just for being simply annoying but potentially control his son the future king. Bro should’ve just be content being the son’s side piece and keep his mouth shut and presence sparse
His skill in the arts of war and military tactics obviously didn't help because the entire northern army was wiped out.
@@gregorypalermo6797the king saw right through him pretty quickly.
Also an expert in war and military tactics but not smart enough to realize to stay away from an open window when you disrespect a murderous king in front of his son.
Longshanks, as cruel and brutal as he was, was an admirable natural bullshit detector.
He had also a hell of an Arm. He gave a perfect backhand to his Gentle son just after he scored a 3point with Phillip. While wearing a 50 pounds armor! Now that's a Man's man.
In reality Edward the Longshanks was a superb Crusader.
@@parapoliticos52 he backhand him with a steel gauntlet, that's going to hurt anyone
this is a movie
he´s not the actual Longshanks, you know.
"We will stop him"
The great ancient wisdom of the art of war and military tactics
Like that one guy said in the third animated Titanic movie:
“All we have to do is win.”
"We will cancel him, on Twitter"
Yeah right. “Talk to the hand Scotland”
@@betacuck3145 OMG, that made me bust out laughing!
Stop him yeah right 🤣😆😂
“For the mere sight of him would only encourage him to invade the entire country” 😂
*Sees the king's son*
"They have sons with vaginas, we could have this country in two weeks. Less time if we have consent." - William Wallace
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
@@TheGrimmCommoner That Sir is the best comment so far...lol! Highly trained and skilled in the art of estrogen dominance.
Yes to say the king's confidence in his son is lacking would be a severe understatement.
He should have send Phillip with a note on his hand.
After he scrubbed him from the floors.
"I have declared Phillip commander of my newly formed RAF!"
"Really...?!"
"Arghhhhhhhh........!!!!"
"Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice???"
Like a boss...
Like a big boss.
he was the boss
I am skilled at the art of flying. Not.
@@brianboyle4589 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have declared Phillip my high counselor
"I will stand up to him and more."
*Immediately sits down*
This way he gets ready for a clash by protecting the most vulnerable body part-the ass.
Which is actually standing up to him, unintended as it was. The custom of the time was to rise to a Superior entering a room, a Baron would rise to an Earl, the Earl would rise for a Duke and everyone would rise for the King, Crown Prince included.
@@Tuberuser187 That was why the Prince nodded his head down. As in saying to himself, "What are you doing?"
That was out of line and step to speak to a King in this manner. Let along Longshanks.
You can't stand up if you are already standing.
He said he won't stand up to him anymore
_"I have declared Phillip, my Rear Admiral. I mean high councilor."_
Underrated comment
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
LMAO
Ha ha ha haha.
Bend over Longshanks, and let Rear Admiral Phillip deliver his message . . . he is qualified in military penetration !
The moral of the story is that just because you have your cheeks clapped by your adviser, doesn't mean that you are safe from having your cheek clapped by a metal glove.
Lmaoo
😂😂😂😂
"Leave us."
"Thank you, sire."
Homeboy dipped out of that room so fast, he knew what was about to happen.
I love the look of relief on his face when told to leave. 😂😂😂
@@blockmasterscott He's just glad he's taking the stairs down, and not the fast way.
He was holding his breath cuz of the smell of the rotting head in the basket.
@@EsteemedReptile Nah you never kill the messenger! especially not the messenger that is working for you.
@blockmasterscott you know he was about to shit himself and saying to himself please don't kill the messenger 😅
The way he simply said "are you?" at 2:41 was possibly the most dangerous line of the whole scene
My blood went cold when he said that.
He does it through the whole film, sometimes he says did you or is it or were you and always in the same way lol my son and me do it to each other for a laugh.
This was the most terrifying king in film history. His eyes look crazy.
That’s when his son knows his boyfriend fucked up
Pavement line was more dangerous.
Longshanks: ''If he can sack York, he can invade all of England...''
Fruity Pebbles: ''We would cancel him!''
😂 I wrote the same comment, except with "on Twitter" at the end 👍👍👍
Lol
Cuick! Go to Twitter and cry hard!
OMG this had me howling! 🤣
"Who is this person who speaks to me as tough i needed his internet advice?"
The king was the absolute best character steals every scene very oscar worthy performance.
Funniest line in Braveheart:
"I shall offer a truce, and buy him off!, but who will go to him?
Not I!"
"If I fell under the sword of that murderer, it might be my head, in a basket!" "And not my gentle son!" "The mere sight of him will only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country!"🤣🤣🤣👍
@Vik Divine 😆👌
quite a few lines there mate
@@elkaotik6790 That's right
I know, right! LMAO
That fits joe biden to a tee!
When I'm having a bad day, I click on here and read the comments. I cry laughing and forget all my troubles. Thank you my gentle sons!
Yeah, just discovered this relieve stress portal.
I will be coming here whenever am depressed.😆😆😆
@@busterzigler7530 me too)
You are welcome.
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Me too
Ladies and gents, the original tywin lannister himself.
YES 👍
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You KNOW if McGoohan was this age recently he would have PLAYED Tywin Lannister.
If Game of Thrones was produced in the 90s then definitely.
Nah! Longshanks is much more ruthless. But I do see a similarity.
It's the "Are you?" At 2:40 that gets me every time. Phillip has no idea that he's being told the medieval equivalent of "who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
"Is he qualified ?"
" I have a PhD in gender studies"
";;;"
2:50
Lol
LOL
😂😂😂
*"YOU HAVE A PHD IN BOLOGNA!"*
lol
"Is he qualified?"
"I am skilled in the art of sword swallowing, sire"
This is quite possibly the funniest comment in here! 😂 ⚔️
Hahaha! Quality comment
a sword swallower through and through
U got it 😂
Hahaha 2:56 SNOOKUMS!!!
I love how he just casually dismisses that his son just tried to kill him and goes back to conniving against Scotland
Seeing his son pull a knife was likely a positive thing! He was more worried about him being a "gentle" and "bottoms up" kind of a dude...
In the comics he was delighted his son was showing some teeth at last.
😅😅😅
Because he knew his son was no threat to him.
@@danieldiaz4692 Because he knew his son was a joke.
Philip's qualifications:
War ✅️
Military tactics ✅️
And last but not least, Aerodynamics ✅️
The first RAF pilot😂
Patrick McGoohan was such a great actor. He nailed the Longshanks role so well! RIP Mr. McGoohan, you were one of a kind.
Number 6 is king
Loved him as both actor and director in multiple Colombo episodes.
@@crazyralph6386 Have you ever seen the old British TV show " The Prisoner " ?
@@johnbronski negative. just Columbo and Braveheart.
@@johnbronski Great show!
As someone else pointed out, there is some nice subtlety to the interaction here. As I take it, at least:
Phillip speaks out of turn. The king asserts his authority by reminding Phillip he's a nobody ("Who is this...") and maybe tests Phillip's intelligence by giving him a chance to "retreat" from an unwinnable situation. Junior steps in to try to save Phillip and give him some legitimacy, but Phillip is too dense to catch any of this and runs his mouth again. Worse yet, he tries to assert himself when the King had *just* told him to mind his place. Knowing his son listens to this idiot above anyone else, the king immediately terminates his employment.
I don't know if this would really happen though. I mean, sure, that Phillip deserved to be thrown out of the castle, but not through a window...
@@Xerxes2005 Phillip is based on Piers Gaveston. Someone who Edward I and many nobles thought were too close to Edward II. Edward lavished him which enraged powerful figures and eventually led to Edward's downfall. There were rumours they were gay, but it was most likely a brotherly relationship they had.
@@Mitjitsu Yeah, I got that, but Piers Gaveston was exiled by Longshanks, not thrown out of a window. Anyhow, this is not the only historical mistake this movie made...
@@Xerxes2005 The movie isn't meant to be a historical documentary, but it does show Edward II was an incompetent military leader and failed to realize the gravity of situations.
Terminates his employment...fucking I am dying right now, thanks for the laughs
The sound of Longshanks footsteps growing louder as he approaches and the look on his sons quivering face are golden! What a scene! I just love this movie!
A foodsteps from Hell
"Why are we walking toward the window? We can sit and talk like adults."
Scared with good reason :)
I don't I sense fear
for those who grow with fear on their dads as small boys understand this feeling
I love the setup of this scene cause it's the royal 14th century equivalent of seeing your mom park the car and remember you didn't unfreeze the chicken
or with Dad: mow the lawn, and it's past dark
He was so skilled in the art of war, that he couldn't even tell he was about to get tossed out of a window
😂😂
_"Aaaaare you??"_
@@PhantomFilmAustralia No. 😔
😂😂😂😂😂
@@PhantomFilmAustralia I am skilled in the art of youtube comments.
1:36 Messenger be thinking: "Please don't kill me please don't kill me please don't kill me please don't kill me please don't kill me..."
"Leave us."
"Thank you, sir!"
In german the Translation is harder. The King says "verschwinde" to the messanger. That means f*** off
He is like the guy in Scarface...you want a job? Sure Tony....hey man you got a job. Then the guy starts swilling whisky 🥃
He knew, wheen theres bad new, gtfo an dont stick around
Where the term "Don't kill the messenger" came from.
Yep
"The mere sight of him will only encourage an enemy to invade the whole country"
Savage asf😂😂😁
💀💀💀
I thought he said a bare sight
The king was stating the obvious!
Watching the messenger practically want to RUN out of the room after delivering the message basket - we all can relate! 'I am SOO out of here!'
"Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?" A very solid burn in the history of Cinema.
Actor who played Longshanks deserved an Oscar for his performance.
Patrick McGoohan. Look up the British TV series Danger Man.
You mean Patrick McGoohan? One of the most famous actors of the 60s and 70s? He was Number 6 from The Prisoner for Christssake... how do you not know his name?
i agree. i absoltely hated him in them ovie. which means he wasthe best
No he don’t
me too.
"I have declared Phillip my high counselor."
And rear invader, it seems.
😂😂😂
Holy shit it took me 5 minute to realise what you are saying.
I initially thought it is GOT reference somehow!
death sentence
@@ashishbhatt3033 He came to a very nasty end involving a hot poker .Where one would not like it.
HAHAHAHAH
Actor who plays king 🤴 👏 excellent choice for role 🎭🎰
Patrick McGoohan
@StatusQuoDefier thank you Patrick
Known also from "Columbo" series
@@ens8502 I remember him more from the Prisoner
The real life Edward was 6'2", which was very tall at the time (thus his nickname, Longshanks), well-built and an excellent fighter. This made him a very imposing and intimidating man. He also had a very good head for war and was particularly ruthless, but also proved a good administrator.
He was the inspiration for Tywin Lannister on Game of Thrones.
Patrick was around 6 foot here due to age, still very menacing as Longshanks.
He built some brilliant castles, particularly in north Wales
Did he have an NVQ in administration?
6’2” would be the equivalent of being like 6’10” today, right?
I love how the guards just immediately go back to work.
Quality staff right there
These guards run on GTA pedestrian A.I.
Tywin lannister
@@ΒαγγέληςΠαπαδόπουλος-ρ2ζ i think this particular adviser though flew off the greatest height for obvious reasons.
Rather quickly, I'd say!
Peter Hanley who plays the prince was my next door neighbor when I was a kid and he was genuinely one of the nicest people you could wish to meet. Think he does a fantastic job in this film.
Great work!
I thought he did a great job in this role as well, but he was never really in other films.
Is he as effeminate in real life?
@@Mendalar noo haha just played the part that way, he's married to another really good actress actually.
Ya he was my neighbor too, He’d bring us muffins every sunday.
Respect for the way a 70 year old man casually disarms a guy in his mid 20's.
Longshanks after the landing:
“And I thought fairies could fly...”
walks away*
Yeaaaaaaaah! 😎
Hell yes!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂 have a beer on me mate! 🍺🙌
ISIS has also performed some cutting edge research in this field. The results were groundbreaking.
OOOHHHHH!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
lol
"Who is this person that speaks to me as though I needed his advice." I find that phrase so badass that I've said it myself on a couple of awkward occasions!!!!
Willie William Wallace m is he your kid. FATHER. I am asking. So I know. Like things.
He should have apologize immediately. unfortunate he continued his rudness by spouting off his resume
@@paulashley3732then remained when the non-royals were dismissed
I once said it to my gf. But afterwards i flew out of the window
I HAVE to remember that
You could say that his ideas went...out the window
you forgot the putting on sunglasses before the pause and the Who's "yyeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!" at the end.
Hahahahahahaha
Literally
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Too soon!
Often overlooked is a very strong performance portraying a weak character well done Peter Hanley as the Prince
“Not my gentle son… The mere sight of him will only encourage him to take over the whole country…”
This is hilarious.
*gentle
@@mikespearwood3914 appreciated and corrected 🙏🏽
@@mikespearwood3914 Thank you for your service.
At this point he must of feared for the future.
Queen Elizabeth looking at Prince Charles thinking: "Not my gentle son. The mere sight of him will only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country"
Damm dude.
She refuses to die until he does.
@@jayteegamble not really. Despite their issues, no mother wants to bury their children. It was hard enough burying her husband. All will to go on will likely be gone if she has to bury Charles too. At the end of the day, throne or no throne he is still her baby and always will be, her first born at that. It's said there's a special bond between a father and his daughters so too there is one between a mother and her sons. My sister gets hurt our mother's like she'll be all right. I get hurt, she loses it. The reverse is the case with our father. I get hurt. "He's a big boy, literally he'll be all right" Sister gets hurt, he loses it. I'm our father's first born too but sister will always be daddy's girl. Even at 41 and long since been on my own, still mommy's boy.
Philip will forever be remembered in the annals of history.
You misspelled that
Not by those 3 guards. They didn't see nothin'.
@@tarron3237 That was the joke.
@@pinchespiderman lol they ducked RQ when they saw the king
Must be an Oral history cause i never remember reading about him discovering High Jump.
"I am skilled in the arts of gender studies and liberal pronouns sire."
What an accurate statement of facts. 😂😂😂
😅😅😅
"Is he qualified?"
"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!?"
Prince - “Wallace has sacked York!”
Phillip - “Let’s go there at once. I love getting sacked.”
He would have sacked Selby but it was closed.
You mean raped repeatedly?
Lmao
Hehe :)
"But I don't want any of that. I'd rather..."
"Rather what?"
"I'd rather... just... sing..."
"Stop that, stop that. You're not gonna do a song while I'm here."
He's going to sing! He's going to sing!
Not like that! Not like that!
I literally laughed out loud. 🤣
Oh bloody ‘ell…
Quality
Underrated comment.
3:39 *"And not my gentle son... Only the sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country"* Quite a statement from a King to a future King
You would think after seeing how the kid turns out he would be working on another heir.
Him and Tywin would take over the world 😂
"Leave us"
"Thank you Sire!"
That guy could not get out of the room fast enough LOL!
Besides the stink, and the thought of what was in the basket, I am sure he wanted to get away as quickly as possible. Probably not healthy to be the messenger who brings bad news, or to be standing anywhere near the king when he finds out what is in the basket.
Another reason, he was Scottish.
Pretty sure he knew what was in there lol. The king could tell by his face he knew what it was as well. Hence he got his ass outta there quick smart! Great acting.
yep! all but ran for the door.
@@KenjiHouston nope, English.
The sidestep to backhand combo, followed by the stiff boot to the gut, is a thing of beauty.
All that wearing plates of steel.
Man's man.
Think if this scene everytime I see a fake news fake reporter 🤣
@@roncardenas2963 He would have the slap the shit out of all of CNN and MSNBC!
@@ricsim78 He would have to slap the shit out of YOUR MOTHER for not aborting you!
The true origins of the UFC, or so it has been told…..
That messenger was way smarter than Philip. He didn't even breath while standing next to the King until he was dismissed... Philip on the other hand spoke three times to the King without being adressed and after the second time he even got a clear warning by the King answering "Wo is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?". He had it coming and at 2:21 you can see the Prince knows...
Not only that but the soldier thanked the king when he told him he could go lol
He’s seen Longshanks throw people out of the window before and acted accordingly.
He went from concerned to relieved in a split second.
If the prince told him to politely STFU at that point he would have saved him from the inevitable consequences.
Legend says that his body still lies there untouched
The footsteps.. the sons anxiety near panic. Great scene, such a powerful presence, Philip had balls but u know that line between bravery and stupidity wasnt too clear to him..
Imagine this Prince today "Oprah, my dad hates me and killed my BF because he was gay"
And How Did That Make You Feel Oprah Asked
Hilarious
@@kimbowalker5504 it made me feel anxious and offended.
There's a lot to be said for the middle ages versus today.
Its 2021 and you're talking about oprah? How old are you?
02:44
the first attempts to create the royal air force were not all successful ...
Debatable
He did stay airborne longer than many WW1 pilots, so in a way things started promising and went down hill.
"For a prince, he flew pretty good..."
Or the SAS first jump experience failing Low Altitude Low Opening
What do you mean? He made an excellent dive bomber
King: Have you ever heard about Icarus?
Philippe: No, Sire
King: Let me show you
"Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?" Amazing. I'm totally borrowing this.
I am skilled in the Liberal Arts and Gender Studies, Sir!
Edit: Whoa, The Battle of Stirling Bridge has nothing on the comment section below!
Did you just assume that person's gender?!
Hahaha you did it!
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Well then, what advice could you offer on the present...situation! (Tosses him out the window)
@darqube:
2:42
"I am skilled in the arts of war and military tactics, Sire"
"Come, let's talk over by the window."
Best part are the guards looking at the body than up to Longshanks and walk away like 'Didn't See Anything, Nooope'.
Those line should've been in the movie haha
They were running up to the King because they don't know what was happening and the King could be in trouble.
Just like that little dog seating at the table with the house on fire: everything is fine...LOL
I can imagine the guards going home that evening; the wives asking them how their day went......."Oh you know, the usual same 'ol same......" LOL
More like, "Yup. The King is back."
He is in good part what makes this movie great, a strong, intelligent but nonetheless ruthless adversary.
"I will stand up to him and more!"
*immediately sits down*
How many times does a parent feel the need to toss out a wayward child?
Surprised he wasnt too sore from last night
There's another moment like this in the movie where Wallace yells at the Scottish lords "We've beaten the English but they'll be back...because you won't stand together" and the lords he's addressing are literally all standing together.
ruclips.net/video/z0FlffdQmA4/видео.html
Well, to be fair, the prince could only “stand up” to the king starting from a seated position, so he wanted to be technically correct. LOL
LOL!
In the novel written by Randall Wallace (no relation to William), there were guards in the room. They moved to intervene when the prince drew the knife, but the king told them to stand back, as he was delighted that his son was fighting back for once. He still kicked his ass, though.
Hes lucky he was the only Son or he would be killed secretly.
Was his son gay or something cause in this movie he is portrayed as one
@@drillinstructorfitch5875 a few sons of kings, because of idle lazynesz were given over to that evil..
Drill Instructor Fitch They're unsure. The real Edward II(the prince here) had a friend he was indeed close to, but historians are split whether or not they were actually lovers or just close friends. Regardless, however, Longshanks never threw that said friend out a window.
@@tobaccocrow4432 if he was really skikled in battle art he would not be day dreaming in a window sill. He wouldnt have lasted against any deception in battle.
If he wanted to be a war counsrl he should have dont it without the sodomy
This is how you dealt with incompetence in the 13 century
@Kevin Pippin
: "This is how you dealt with incompetence in the 13 century"
Some things should've never went out of style hehehehehe
And gays
@@davidcabreonmunoz6258 Porn lesbians are hot though.
Pray that we don't get longshanks heavy hands today. But boy we need it in many cases.
@@davidcabreonmunoz6258 You never lied. PS they have everyone else to scared to speak the truth.
Love how Longshank's just disregards his '' Gentle sons'' assassination attempt when he threw Phillip out of the window. Just sat down and started talking to himself again.
That stab wouldn’t have went through his armour anyway
You've got to love how the guards respond with urgency, look up, then just casually walk off. Lol
"the mere sight of him would only encourage the enemy to take over the entire country" LMAO! i loved how ruthless longshanks was in the movie haha
and in real life
King Edward Trollshanks
‘Is he qualified?’
“I am skilled in the arts of copying quotes from the video, and posting unoriginal comments, sire.”
Oh self burn those are rare...
Note how people who talk about others being offended and how today everything sucks and they wish they were in the 1300s (wich were btw fairly different from previous centuries, but ok) in the comments rush to a clearly non offensive comment about their "jokes"
@@blitzwarzone342 not really if you're someone with an ounce of social awareness
“Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?”