Zee-Leen yeah, I kinda figured that out after I made the comment. A more accurate comment would be, “ somebody is gonna take a lot of trips to the bathroom “
1:09 "well no wonder your late." *Incomplete silence for a few seconds* "This clock is late." *More Incomplete silence for a few more seconds* "C R A Z Y P E R S O N"
2:51 White Rabbit: *Panting* Hi Nurse! Her Grace. Her eggs. Her tea. And the queen of STUPIDS! Queen of hearts: 😠 *footsteps* Alice: GOODNESS! Queen of Hearts: OOOOOOFFFFF! WITH HIS HEAD! White Rabbit: off with his head Queen of hearts: THAT'S ENOUGH! Cards: It surves him right.
Well (coughs), it all started while... Clean cup! Clean cup! Move down! (And yes, that's a little _too_ far down) And now, my dear, as you were saying... (Baby noises) Clean cup, clean cup! Move down, move down! (Grumpy) Lemme loose, you fools! Clean cup, clean cup, move down!
I'm currently trying to get myself to watch every one of those Disney animated movies, and watching these as sort of supplementary materials is a goddamn hoot. It's also super tempting to watch a YTP _before_ its source movie, so there's that too.
Not enough Strombolli there as I thought.... But, hilarious YTP as always!! Also, I think I want a whole remix of this card naming business that went on from 3:40-4:08, it's one of the best parts!! Oh wait, nevermind, the full remix has been made!
Alright that high ground joke really stole the laughs!!! XD I like how you made it reverse Star Wars III with water instead of lava. XD I suppose you can call the cause of death for the doorknob was,,,brutal honesty?? Lol
Not even lying, everytime I see that watch get merced I feel legitimately sad afterwards. Also the first to dislike this video will have their head taken off
For disliking the video, Their head must simply go. They're such a clown for thumbsing down A brilliant video. Oh, their head must simply goooooooo ...
This is hilarious! I hope you make more Alice YTPs in the future. I'd love to see what you could do with the rabbit hole sequence, the scene where Alice grows large inside the White Rabbit's house, and the scene where the bird accuses Alice of being a serpent. The film is so crazy there's so much you could do with it. XD
madhatter:well no wounder your late puts head against clock (super serious examination of the watchs inner workings) madhatter: this clock is late puts head against clock again (super serious examination Inynsifies)
So is the reason you hadn''t uploaded in a while because you hadn't escaped Kaa yet? Or were you just lost in the jungle? (For those who done get it go watch the Joogle Book)
This is the Qwistoff I know. Very good YTP. It's rare that I see someone use references to many movies I know, and I appreciate it when it happens. Very good job Qwisty.
Omg I love this video so much it cracks me up!!!🤣 I loved the part when Alice shouted "No!!!" To the tea person! This channel is very funny I love it so much!
White Rabbit? *He died*
@sus sauce #youtube sucks yep he died by chopping his head off
*HOI HOW ABOUT I JUST SAY HI*
Most annoying person in wolrd: meh.
69th like
Get Off You Idiot
@@SleepingdogsFanCrimewatchFan but which head? >:3
YOU MUST HAVE 364 *T E A S*
Zee-Leen Lol
They Better be Madagascar Vanilla!
Well somebody is gonna stay up all night
@@demontorch actually that depends on the tea lol. Some teas aren't caffeinated. Just sharing XP
Zee-Leen yeah, I kinda figured that out after I made the comment. A more accurate comment would be, “ somebody is gonna take a lot of trips to the bathroom “
“Who’s been painting?”
“Not me, your grace!”
*continues to paint*
"So you think i LoOk FaT"
*long pause*
"Yes"
... He Died.
I thought she said "So you think I'm a THOT?"
**gets really angry and rips the door from.the wall**
She ate too many steamed hams
( bigfoot grunts and roars )
( lego death )
That Card Remix tho!
[I'm thinkin' of calling it a Reshuffle!]
@@LKJDGR Thanks!
Well it actully happened
OMFG THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE LIKES XD
(Bah dum tsh)
Good option
_Well no wonder you're late_
_This clock is late!_
@Daniel Levine RIP My Watch... 2019-2019
Crazy Person.
The Pete puma part cracks me up. What's your favorite part qwistoff ytp?
That's something the Mad Hatter would actually say.
That face though😁
2:19 - "Why, you're a cat!"
**Confused look**
_"ARE WE?"_
Its been nice meeting you! Good bye!
Sound like you're a cast
iAnnie We...
*Are Venom.*
Wha
2:27 what the hell. BYE!
Wonderland is the perfect place for Quistoff to spread his randomness
if that is an insult to him, u are soooooo deded
_HoW dId I gEt HeRe...?!_
*Alice in WOWland*
I’m already loving this-
start at the beginning
Well it all started when
*Hammer Bangung*
@@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario I have an excellent idea! Let's start at the beginning!
BCD Well...
_AAAUGHAAHHG_
Would you like a little more tea?
PLEASE NO
@@trashrabbit69 no
Queen of Hearts makes best car startup sounds. 😂
Sound of a healthy engine
her prass her rich her tye and the queen of stupids
@@thebedlamboy2248 her grace, her eggs, her tea, queen of Stupids!
Helth
😆 LOL
seriously underrated content...
WHAT I MEAN BY THAT IS THAT YOU NEED MORE SUBS
Indeed.
My fave Disney movie from the 50's era gets the YTP treatment from you!
Great job there and a totes neat card remix as well! :)
I love Alice in wonderland it's my favorite Disney film too
Jesse Apauty Same here!
hi izzy
1:13: The Mad Hatter’s face, though. He went derp!
So that’s why this took so long
Your clock was late
That's my new excuse for when I'm late in class
0:46 Mad Hatter: "You could always take more TEEEEEEAA!!!"
Puma: "EEEEEEEEEIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣 omg I lost it!!
Pete Puma
LOL
You must have 364 *TeAs!!!*
@@aftartaglia5604
Oh yes
@@HermioneGranger-cz9gc NO!
The tea party scene is the best scene of the movie to make a YTP out of, I'm so glad you started with it lmao.
This is the best Disney Alice in wonderland YTP ever
As if Wonderland wasn't already a giant YTP...
The part with Alice following herself folllowing the White Rabbit was hilarious!
The card soldiers remix was well done! 😁👍
1:09 "well no wonder your late."
*Incomplete silence for a few seconds*
"This clock is late."
*More Incomplete silence for a few more seconds*
"C R A Z Y P E R S O N"
0:58
2:51
White Rabbit: *Panting* Hi Nurse! Her Grace. Her eggs. Her tea. And the queen of STUPIDS!
Queen of hearts: 😠 *footsteps*
Alice: GOODNESS!
Queen of Hearts: OOOOOOFFFFF! WITH HIS HEAD!
White Rabbit: off with his head
Queen of hearts: THAT'S ENOUGH!
Cards: It surves him right.
The Queen of Hearts: (Engine Sounds)
“Well my name is Alice and I’m following Alice following a white rabbit”. 🤣
2:31 the first thing in a visit is to say WHY
Why?
Y?
why
LOL
Hell if I know.
*DATS MANNARS*
Y
Whatever.
Why?
You actually put 364 teas.
Off with your head! ('T' is also in 'death.')
4:26
Alice: So you think I look FAT?
Doorknob:....
Me:*SNORT*
Alice: (get very angry and rips door of its hinges)
Door: AAAA- X___X
0:58
@@lewismcdonald985 He died.
Hare: Start at the beginning.
Alice: Well, it all started when I was-
Hare: (bangs gavel) I have an excellent idea! *Let’s StArT aT tHe BeGiNnInG!*
Well (coughs), it all started while...
Clean cup! Clean cup! Move down!
(And yes, that's a little _too_ far down)
And now, my dear, as you were saying...
(Baby noises)
Clean cup, clean cup! Move down, move down!
(Grumpy) Lemme loose, you fools!
Clean cup, clean cup, move down!
This is the best remix so far, qwistoff
0:11
“Start at the beginning!”
“Well it all started while-“
BANG,BANG
“I have an excellent idea, let’s.
S T A R T A T T H E B E G I N I N G”
Well..
*C o u g h*
@@chronologizer422 it all started when’s wa-
@@danielleedwards1055 CLEAN CUP CLEAN CUP
MOVE DOOoooooooooooooooown....
*Clattter*
Alice: THEN LET ME CONTINUE!!!!
1:41 White Rabbit screams like Buzz Lightyear. You are a....GENIUS! 😂😂😂
You always know how to make a wholesome ytp. My favorite part was the song with the cards
3, 4, 3, 4, 5 and 10 🎧🕺
Ah yes the songs are often the best part. 😅
Wow, I already love it before it even started.
He's alive. And we thought Kaa got you for real last time. :P
Close call :P
@@QwistoffYTP what did you thought of American McGee’s Alice and Alice madness returns?
@@QwistoffYTP can you please make a video about me meeting Sonic the Hedgehog or American McGee’s Alice and Alice madness returns?
I'm currently trying to get myself to watch every one of those Disney animated movies, and watching these as sort of supplementary materials is a goddamn hoot.
It's also super tempting to watch a YTP _before_ its source movie, so there's that too.
Not enough Strombolli there as I thought.... But, hilarious YTP as always!! Also, I think I want a whole remix of this card naming business that went on from 3:40-4:08, it's one of the best parts!!
Oh wait, nevermind, the full remix has been made!
haha really? :)
Really where? I cant find it
Congrats on making Alice officially kawaii by having her say "I'm a cat..." xD
I don't know why, but I expected Robotnik to show up as a Tweedle... and that he plays with a blue hedgehog.
Alright that high ground joke really stole the laughs!!! XD I like how you made it reverse Star Wars III with water instead of lava. XD
I suppose you can call the cause of death for the doorknob was,,,brutal honesty?? Lol
March Hare: the dummy fell for it. Lol. Mad Hatter: dont let's be silly
Oml I love this so much
Alice in Wonderland is my favorite move of all time
Than you SO much
3:02 😂
This YTP is hilarious! I love it all!
Fart Jokes Lol
🚛🚛🚛🚛
2:41 Two Alices and two Dinas following White Rabbit?? That is so funny!!😅😅
The other Alice & Dinah are known as “hanid & ecila”
0:26 There's a moral: Never finish your tea or the Mad Hatter will move you deeply down.
4:29 “yes” -steamed hams
0:51 Just cried with laughter xD
Me too
Well, no wonder you're late! *holds clock up to ear*
This clock is LATE... *freezes as he stares into your soul*
2:29: Alice sounds like Buzz Lightyear and Mr. Watternoose
You mean 2:29
@@compitalc right. Oops
Not even lying, everytime I see that watch get merced I feel legitimately sad afterwards.
Also the first to dislike this video will have their head taken off
For disliking the video,
Their head must simply go.
They're such a clown for thumbsing down
A brilliant video.
Oh, their head must simply goooooooo ...
HairyHariyama You actually deserve a medal or something for this magnificent poem
Never thought I’d ever be sorry for a pocket watch
The world revolving but from the cards point of view 3:43
4:03 And Jack Jack 😂
You mean 4:02
Love the heart card shuffle mix.
This is hilarious! I hope you make more Alice YTPs in the future. I'd love to see what you could do with the rabbit hole sequence, the scene where Alice grows large inside the White Rabbit's house, and the scene where the bird accuses Alice of being a serpent. The film is so crazy there's so much you could do with it. XD
Alice: Oh pooh- I'M LOST!-
Best part
"And none more strange than Winnie the Pooh."
right when I saw this comment she said that
Rabbit: I have an excellent idea. Let's start at the beginning!
Alice:well,(coughs)
4:10 Alice: Look I'm A Cat
Doorknob: Beg Your Pardon
Cheeseandwhiskers 1998 look meow meow I’m a cow I said meow meow I’m a cow
Comments From Bradley I simply must get through
Sorry you are much too big
Tyler Dinky Doo Amusement Madness Fun 123 So you think I look fat?!
Yes
Yay!!! An Alice YTP at long last! Thanks Qwistoff! You certainly made my day- as always!
0:51-1:02 OH MY GOD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 The dummy really did fall for it!!!!!!! Fav part of the vid
You never disappoint, Quistoff. Very well done.
And I must say I loved the guards' remix.
“I’m Alice, following Alice, following the white rabbit.” I think this deserves a subscription ;-)
This deserves a heart
madhatter:well no wounder your late
puts head against clock
(super serious examination of the watchs inner workings)
madhatter: this clock is late
puts head against clock again
(super serious examination Inynsifies)
1:46 The race car sounds remind me of a certain Goodtimes Alice in Wonderland movie.
1:11
So is the reason you hadn''t uploaded in a while because you hadn't escaped Kaa yet? Or were you just lost in the jungle?
(For those who done get it go watch the Joogle Book)
I was stuck in the Jungle for quite some time
@@QwistoffYTP you mean the "jugle"?
Matthew A. Whiting it's actually the Joogle; don't feel bad everyone gets it wrong the first time
Thank you Qwistoff YTP 😍😘😃😄😀🙂
Honestly, I kinda forgot about you until I got this. That being said, you're the only child friendly ytp guy I like. Keep it up!
3:57 I spotted Jack Black doing the floss
Put playback speed at 0.25
My rib broke at 0:59. 👏👏👍😂
Your integrated flash animations have gotten better over time!
This is the Qwistoff I know. Very good YTP. It's rare that I see someone use references to many movies I know, and I appreciate it when it happens. Very good job Qwisty.
1:14 Crazy person?
1:16 Answer
Rip clock
New creation: *Salty sugar*
0:52
mad hatter: you must have 364 teas
Alice: oh yes
mad hatter: (cough) really?
Alice: NNOOO!!!
Ha-ha-ha! The dummy fell for it!
If I knew how to use video editing software this would be how I would make a YTP. You, sir, are a comedic genius!
1:20 Agh! I said no salt
1:59 bro i put the subtitles on and it said *”fancy, free, and gay”* XD
(3:14) The sound of your car
Motor
🚘
vroom vroom vrooooooooooooommm
This is one of those awesome channels where the subtitles make it better
“Really?”
*Alice leans in to whisper*
“NO!!!”
10/10 XD
This was well worth the wait. Fantastic job. Excellent!
1:46 Cars parody XD 😂😂😂😂
OK, now this is epic
Thank you, Qwistoff. You made my childhood even funnier.
Indeed
Happy to help :3
“Let me loose, ya fools!” 😆 I recognized what that was from right away.
1:14
This guy's got some sulfur in his hat.
Not sulfur, but mercury. There is a historical reason why we have the mad hatter and the phrase, "mad as a hatter."
Clean Cup Clean Cup Move Dooooown...
(objects clanging, crashing)
2:47 *Oh no there’s 2 Alices she’s multiplying 😂😂😂*
You are Sensational! 👏👏👏👏
Would like you do a special project on The Three Caballeros in the future whenever things aren’t hectic.
Half way through this, I'm die laughing already. Great job Bro
Omg I love this video so much it cracks me up!!!🤣 I loved the part when Alice shouted "No!!!" To the tea person! This channel is very funny I love it so much!
I died of laughter you magnificent madman. It was worth it!
2:55 Hellloooooooo Nurse!
*kisses own hand* good night everybody
--Brock to Joy at some point, probably
@@dbseamz Animaniacs
Qwistoff, you never disappoint! 😂🤣 Quality Content! 👏🏻👏🏻
I'M DYING!! Well done, Qwistoff, you've gotten a new sub.
Y-your majesty. Please!
_its all your majesties fault_
Dodo: I have the high ground!
Obi-wan Kenobi: Hey! That's my line!
Note to self: do not ever drink tea while watching Quistoff YTP, especially not if his YTP features tea.
When the queen of hearts growls it sounds like a car engine
2:26 while the subtitles say that Alice said "Well, Bye" and I believe them, to me it always sounds like she's saying "What the hell"
here's one of my favourites I love Qwistoff YTP they're the best and the funniest videos ever
Easily your best yet, man! I'm DYING. 🤣
Jesus that card remix (Reshuffle) needs to be an hour long! Brilliant!
This video definitely has a “wow” factor about it.
Just 10 seconds in and I lost it, it's good that you're back again