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Tai Lung: I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. Tait Lung: *aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!* *Duel of the Fates insert here or not*
2:44 - 2:55 Tai Lung 1: “Where’s the Dragon Warrior?” Tai Lung 2: “I’m the Dragon Warrior!” Tai Lung 1: “Haha! You think you’re the Dragon Warrior?” Tai Lung 2: “I think so...” Tai Lung 1: “I know you’re not the Dragon Warrior.” Tai Lung 2: **Proceeds to Cry**
Tai Lung: *is a fearsome snow leopard who single handedly took down an entire prison* Also Tai Lung: * 2:16:gets one shot by Tigress 2:44 has a fight with himself and loses, 5:24 gets beat by a toy, and he has a problem processing stuff as he says "What?" alot* Me: *wheezes*
Woody: HEY U hahaha hi Tai Lung: who are u Woody: oh boy am I glad to see u Tai Lung: (laughing) what are you gonna do big guy Woody: just a sec Tai Lung: what (Woody lights the match) Woody: (laughing) (Woody special move) Tai Lung: (screaming) Wrecked by Woody Would you like to continue again
1:11: Double the dumplings! Double the noodles! Double the doubles! Double the tai lungs! Double the Big Macs! Double the doughnuts! Double the witty kitties! 😂
XD but that does make sense. . . Here's why: Once the peach was thrown woody appeared for no reason then for no reason he just blasts Tylung to space/INFINITY AND BEYOND!
I really enjoy the cartoon-y faces you edit in and the scenes from other Movies you add in overtop, those are hilarious 😂😂😂 in this one, the “you fool” especially!
"Where's the dragon warrior?" *Becomes offended* "I'm the dragon warrior" "HAHAHA! You think you're the dragon warrior?" "I think so!" "I know you're not the dragon warrior." *Becomes triggered* *sigh* "Yeah... I need to stop talking to myself in the mirror."
Shi-fu: Xing, fly to Targum prison and tell them to double their dumplings, double the noodles, *double their doubles* , double their tai-lungs!! I was laughing my head off at that!🤣🤣 Nice song by the way👍 1:56
Po: "Trys to Go thru hallway without making any noise" Po: "Fall down in floor" Po: Ow Tigress: Aw that’s it Po: "Gets brutally beaten to death by Tigress"
![[YTP] Kung Fu Pan](/img/1.gif)
1:08 Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?
Ill have two number nines and number nine large!
A number six with extra dip!
A number seven, two number 45s, one with cheese and the large soda! Ok?
Can I have a boneless pizza and 2-Liter coke?
?
Double the dumplings! Double the noodles! Double the doubles! Double the tai lungs!
Yes
I think we learned a valuable lesson in all this. That lesson being: we can never be the dragon warrior until we are the dragon warrior
Uh...what?
Yep
When we die, our bodies die
NO! I am going to challenge this
Gamer Logic, 👏 Wise Words... 👏
“Fly to the prison and tell them to *DIE* “ Well, that took a dark turn
What a jerk
1:47
It's never that easy..
Master-shi-fou was mad that he didn't get his big mac
:tai lung: what?
2:45
They really DID double the Tailungs!
Oof
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lmaooooo
"DOUBLE THE TAI LUNGS!"
@@rabdomcommentsectionboiofy737 my favorite part
Shifu: DOUBLE THE TAI LUNGS
(Minutes Later)
2:47: Wish Granted
1:38
1:40
1:39
4:03
4:04
“Double the Big Mac’s!” Is one of the most American things ever
As an american i can confirm
Now we just need to double the hot dogs and we’ll be all set
@@blindside75 Double the donuts double the witte kitties
*double the freedom fries*
"Twice the pride."
3:37 "I've had a long, and rather long day. So uhh, go away." killed me
Me when my brother comes in my room.
Kicks his wall
@@lileighssorandom2723 3:46 Monkey: "WHOOOOOO.... ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘˀ"
@HoBoMiKe boy, am I glad to *s e e y o u*
@@OilersConnorMcDavid._97 LOL
“ DOUBLE THE TAI lUNGS!”
That would be complete hell!🤣
Edit: man.. I haven’t gotten this many likes in a while
LOL
wow
OH JOY.
For christmas i want double the tai lungs
Double the Tai lungs made me laugh
Tai Lung: Where’s the Dragon Warrior?
Tai Lung: I’m the Dragon Warrior.
Tai Lung: You think you’re the Dragon Warrior?
Tai Lung: Ｉ ｔ ｈ ｉ ｎ ｋ ｓ ｏ ．
Tai Lung: I know you're not the Dragon Warrior.
Tait Lung: *aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!*
*Duel of the Fates insert here or not*
yo mario, what's up!
@@Paradox_Prod1408
Sup?
@@Mario-nx6ys 😮
2:44
*The warrior spoke* "your so attractive"
The generic bad guy: *visibly surprised*
The crocodile's reaction was great.
you're
*Yawn*
So
Attractive
Plot Twist: Woody was the dragon warrior the entire time.
Where's Buzz's bonding strip?
He almost found it in Toy Toy 4, before being brutally KO’d by Stinky Pete
Woody and Buzz just sent Tai Lung to "Infinity and beyond".
That makes alot of sence now
@@Bruce_shark-08 How?
4:41 when he says P E A C H E S I thot he said it is so that tai lung breaking out is good news
0:34 Godzilla attacking the city when he meets ... M O N K E
That is accurate
Yes it is
2:44 - 2:55
Tai Lung 1: “Where’s the Dragon Warrior?”
Tai Lung 2: “I’m the Dragon Warrior!”
Tai Lung 1: “Haha! You think you’re the Dragon Warrior?”
Tai Lung 2: “I think so...”
Tai Lung 1: “I know you’re not the Dragon Warrior.”
Tai Lung 2: **Proceeds to Cry**
Tai Lung 1 and 2 fight and they lose
I will be Tai Lung 2 and someone be the 1
@@CommonWing Where's the Dragon Warrior?
Fury Fossil I’m the dragon warror
@@CommonWing *laughs* You think you're the Dragon Warrior?
Remember kids: you can’t be the dragon warrior unless you’re the dragon warrior
...uh what?
Shifu: *hits me with stick*
I think Tai lung is the dragon warrior
@@captainwhitepikmin6564
Tai Lang: I am the Dragon Warrior
Tai Lang: I'M the Dragon Warrior
@mario Gboy I think so
@mario Gboy aaaaAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! *fights*
5:11 best part! 🤣
Yeah, totally.
1:11 when a store don’t have what you want
“What were you doing up there? All that noise?”
“Oh, nothing. Just uh...”
*Demonic Ogre screams*
“Just uh *Demonic ogre screaming* Noodles!”
0:49
@Marcus Danelon this is the part where you run away. 0:45
Po: I start roaring then that pig lady had chased me and beats me up
- chop chop chop my heart away -
Meanwhile: I‘m eating my Panda Express meal...
LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
Legend
You madlad
Your fortune: You won't be the dragon warrior untill you are the dragon warrior
LOL!!!!
Shifu's eyes at 3:24 are terrifying and hilarious!
Ohhh shoot a demon 3:27
**DEEP CHUCKLE**
Yeah thoose were the eyes of a demon 😈
2:14 "you fool" sound from ASDF
2:18 "nOOoooOoooo" sound from Star wars:TESB(the empire strikes back
Shifu: “Double the noodles, double the dumplings.”
English Guy: “Sounds like a lunch order.”
mario Gboy yes
Shifu: it is I’m starving
Double the tai lungs
@@ralph8252 'you dim wit!"
"iM jUsT tHe MeSsEnGeR"
hi mei@@primedaddy5991
Tai Lung: *is a fearsome snow leopard who single handedly took down an entire prison*
Also Tai Lung:
* 2:16:gets one shot by Tigress
2:44 has a fight with himself and loses,
5:24 gets beat by a toy, and he has a problem processing stuff as he says "What?" alot*
Me: *wheezes*
Me too
I was laughing so hard from the moment tai lung said what?
Kilo Ren you forgot where we walked off the cliff
Should have said the other is an imposter, one would be an alien.
@Peggy Ondoro im sorry for my incompetence
1:51 *Finally our battle will be le--*
🦀 Tai lung is dead 🦀
OH NO NO NO NO NO DON'T DIE!😭🥺😢😥😰🤧💔🙅🏻🙍🏻🙎🏻🩹🔗⛓️❕❗
What you didn't finish
@@shanevinzant6935 he said Finally our battle will be legandary
gendary!!
3:24 Every parent when their teenager mouths off for the first time.
The warrior spoke:
You’re so attractive!
👁___👁
his face after 😆
WUT
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
XD
5:00 I was expecting the peach to knock out Tai Lung and the screen saying wrecked by a peach would you like to continue?
LOL
0:34 - 0:42 had never laughing way too hard 😂😂😂
4:08 starts the best part
"PO, that is IT!"
*sounds of angry tiger and panda screaming in pain*
100% agree, I can’t stop watching his videos lol
Yes
“Who ever is making that sound, quiet down!!”
Nahh fr this part was so funny
1:11 Double the Dumplings, Double the Noodles, Double the Doubles, Double the Tai Lung
Double the boost
@@joseluissifuentes8639 double the wittie kitties
Double the subscribers
@@ImalsoaMercenary0105 Double the content
@@joseluissifuentes8639 DOUBLE THE CHEESEBURGER
2:43 Fighting Game Mirror Matches in a Nutshell.
4:13 Who ever is making that sound quiet down
Shifu: A peach cannot defeat Tailung!
Oogway: ... A peach can stop him.
Shifu: 0 👄 o
Me: XD
🐯 VS 🍑
Krillin from TeamFourStar: Senzu Bean! (Toss Senzu bean)
Hell, i like his face that moment
Who's laughing now, Guys ? Like this.
*Ò_ó*
O_o
This is the best Kung Fu Panda YTP anyone has ever made! Great job, Qwistoof, you did it again!
"Legend tells of a legendary warrior, who said nothing for his mouth was full."
Truly the greatest words to begin a movie.
The peach 🍑 lmao 4:34 😂
1:00
Po: Uh, I was dreaming about Monkey.
Dad: What The?
Monkey: We should hang out.
Dad: WHAT?!!?!?!
🎵CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?!🎵
Captions say "top 10 wtf moments by watchmojo"
**proceeds to crap rainbows**
@@princeofallsaiyans2 u mean **proceeds to crap gaybows**
@@noahblair3020 XD
Therapist: what did you take from this experience?
Me: tAi LUnG bE AnGy KiTtIE
I learned that we can’t be the dragon warrior until we are the dragon warrior
4:57
So Where is This Peach
0:32 1:58 Po and Master Shifu is Funny😂
Tailung vs Tailung was literally the best edited fight scene I've seen in a YTP.
I agree
Especially since neither can defeat the other since they both fight in the same way using the same moves.
5:07 Top 10 Anime Plot Twists
Y e s
Corona: Double the 2020!!
@@Chilly_Games now it will be 20202020
*oh no*
Or double the 2021 u dimwit
( you still don't need subtitles)
3:34 3:37 4:21 5:37 5:40 5:47
how many times is Po going to get wrecked 😂😂😂
Po is not having a good day
Not enough times, I assure you.
2:55 *Po is Tai Lungs father*
mind _blown_
*tai* *luke* *skywalker*
THE WARRIOR SWALLOWED!
And then he said nothing...
Maybe I should chew my MY FIST!
Maybe I should chew my muffins
And to this day, he still said nothing
The warrior said “you’re so attractive...”
@@chronologizer422 if you chew your fist your a baby
"Maybe you should chew MY MY FIST!!!" Best line ever😂
Woody: Hi There!
Villian: Who are you?
Woody:*gets rocket ship*
Villian: Oh jeez.
at 5:03 its the funny part
Woody: HEY U hahaha hi
Tai Lung: who are u
Woody: oh boy am I glad to see u
Tai Lung: (laughing) what are you gonna do big guy
Woody: just a sec
Tai Lung: what
(Woody lights the match)
Woody: (laughing)
(Woody special move)
Tai Lung: (screaming)
Wrecked by Woody
Would you like to continue again
Tai lung better watch out for *Le Woody*
5:16 Woody's final smash
2:43
This basically is what Tai-lung is dealing with in the movie.
2:43 - 2:51 and 2:41
2:18 Take That You furry air freshener
1:11: Double the dumplings! Double the noodles! Double the doubles! Double the tai lungs! Double the Big Macs! Double the doughnuts!
Double the witty kitties! 😂
Time to double the noodles, and double the dumplings!
_It's YTP Time!_
Ok for a second I thought your comment said “double the nobodies” and I was saving my kingdom hearts jokes for a moment like that!
...Double the doubles, double the tai lungs, doible the big macs, double the doughnuts, double the witty kitties,
Double the unversed! Double the dream eaters! Double the organization XIII! Double the xehanorts!
Double the xehanorts? Ok! *proceeds to do it*
Double the darknesses! Double the lights!
Plot twist: turns out that peach was a pokeball containing the one the only Woody
*gasp*
@@dando541 WHERE'S THAT BONDING STRIP?
Taran Caffarella a
@@Bowling4986 Plot twist: The bonding strip was also in the pokeball
XD but that does make sense. . . Here's why: Once the peach was thrown woody appeared for no reason then for no reason he just blasts Tylung to space/INFINITY AND BEYOND!
you know you've found a good ytp when you laugh so hard your stomach hurts
3:29 I laughed so hard 🤣
"Tell them to die!" This is why we love QwistoffYTP
“What were you doing up there, all that noise?”
“Oh nothing. Just uh *ROOAARRAAROAR”
Just sound like shrek
😆
@@YummyHappyKikiTheCat THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU RUN AWAY...
2:26 those are totally accurate battle simulator sounds
GOATED GAME!
5:21 That laugh! 🤣
Honestly
"Endgame was the most ambitious crossover event"
Me, an intellectual 5:07
I really enjoy the cartoon-y faces you edit in and the scenes from other Movies you add in overtop, those are hilarious 😂😂😂 in this one, the “you fool” especially!
3:13 WORNG *FatFatFlappybutt* 😂 got me laughing.
1:16 hi want do you want for McDonalds
“You’re so much bigger than your action figure” 😂
*Get out*
That's what she said
duH
Ha! Phrasing.
2:13 "You *fool"* "What?" (Jumps on rope, rope snaps) *"NOOOOOOOO"* "Take that, you furry air freshener."
Wrecked by Tigress
Would you like to continue
Mom: go play with the neighbors kid the neighbors kid: 0:51
1:56: This needs to be extended!
Agreed
I didn’t get to see the extended remix.
Meanwhile Tigress just realize she's talking to another tiger
Reminds me of the Spiderman pointing meme.
BROTHER!!!
I'm curious as to how a leopard is bigger than a tiger
Rosie Johnson it isn’t bigger than a tiger.
Spider-Man Forever! Not in real life. But Tai Lung is bigger than Tigress
I LOVE YOUR YTP’S SO MUCH
Me too
0:35
Me when I'm at the zoo and see a monkey
3:31 Ow
3:19 - "You will never be the Dragon Warrior,
*SMACK* until you are the Dragon Warrior."
uuuuuuhhhh.... WHAT?
3:29 now listen closely *PUSH* OHOHOHOHOH my tenders *HITS* AAAAAAAAA
3:04 I can't stop laughing
You will never be the dragon warrior until your the dragon warrior.
He swallow and he said nothing 0:19
this gave me memories when i came back to watch this thank you for giving me these nostalgic memories
Woody is the strongest Dreamworks/Pixar Character.
5:06
Woody’s powers are on par with Shrek’s
Woody is the REAL Dragon Warrior!
Woody is powerful then thanos
But po is real dragon warrior
Shifu: Tell Tai Lung To Die!
Goose: Okay, Master Shifu!
Tai Ling: FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT OUR BATTLE- 1:52
M O N K E Y.
5:21
Minecraft players when the ender dragons runs into them:
0:46 me when it’s night time in Minecraft
So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣you can also see my Minecraft vid on my channel to see my reaction in the night 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG there are 2 tai lungs!
@@jillianneisthebest4875 yeah 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
True Every pro and noobs
"Where's the dragon warrior?"
*Becomes offended*
"I'm the dragon warrior"
"HAHAHA! You think you're the dragon warrior?"
"I think so!"
"I know you're not the dragon warrior."
*Becomes triggered*
*sigh* "Yeah... I need to stop talking to myself in the mirror."
2:43 That double Tai Lung conversation and fight was hilarious lol
[0:10] I see you like to chew,
chew MY FIST!!
Panda: ( Inaudible speaking)
I see
@@calvenmuswagon7445The warrior swallowed, and then he said N O T H I N G
Shi-fu: Xing, fly to Targum prison and tell them to double their dumplings, double the noodles, *double their doubles* , double their tai-lungs!!
I was laughing my head off at that!🤣🤣
Nice song by the way👍 1:56
Fly to Targum prison and tell them to *die!*
Double the Big Macs?! double the doughnuts?! Double the wittie kitties, you dimwit?!
WHATWHATWUTWUTWUTWUTWUTWUTWHATWUTWHATWHAT WHAAAAAAATATATATAATATATATATATATA
@@ellenmonteiro5392 I think the prison is really called Chorh-Gom.
@@noahblair3020 Wut is this message you dog?
Po: "Trys to Go thru hallway without making any noise"
Po: "Fall down in floor"
Po: Ow
Tigress: Aw that’s it
Po: "Gets brutally beaten to death by Tigress"
Shifu: "Would whoever is making that sound, quiet down!"
Tina Peck
3:26 those eyes 🤣🤣
He dead
Trick Shot
3:35 I like how po scream when he falls in the lava 🤣😂🤣
Monkey: who are u
1:34 im dying
YOU DOG!?? 1:23 i cant stop laughing..😂
1:22
The comments is worst than even the live chat!
Fish
4:18 I died of laughter.
Po that is it!
*proceeds to kill Po*
lol
Same bro omg how can a child's movie be this funny
Qwistoff your ytp's are guaranteed, it's clean yet very funny. Just pressed the sub button
I love the subtitles, they make the whole video so much funnier
the battle between tai lung and his twin brother was legendary
Finally a worthy opponent
which one is tai lung?
@@one-on6zx both because shifu said double the tai lungs
I love your ytps they’re so clean and I love your sentance mixing and editing they’re such genuinely funny conversations
I honestly love how your animate the faces. Makes it extra funny and well-done!
Love your YTPs, hope you keep creating!
The Warrior Said **MUUUUAAAWWWW** 😂
*I see*
The warrior swallowed, and then he said nothing.
Fact of the day:
Master shei-fou likes Mc donalds
Brother: Where are my legos?
Me currently digesting 376 legos: 4:29
2:13 I'm in love with this scene. 🤣
When your parents ask what did you learn at school and you say this 0:51
I meant to say 0:52