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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

Комментарии • 983

  • @joepbailey
    @joepbailey 5 лет назад +1541

    "I do not tangle with lizards no more. No . Back in the day, sure, I would've indulged. Hell, I would 've let you turn me into Swiss cheese."

    • @deesnutz42069
      @deesnutz42069 5 лет назад +210

      crack me open like a coconut!

    • @pyrexjones1666
      @pyrexjones1666 5 лет назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @deebo4271
      @deebo4271 5 лет назад +6

      Quitter !

    • @stevesuich1935
      @stevesuich1935 5 лет назад +85

      Joe Bailey what do we say in this situation Dennis? We say no. We say no Charlie....

    • @BruhMakesGlass
      @BruhMakesGlass 5 лет назад +20

      Joe Bailey I’d have let you use me like a mailbox

  • @joei1382
    @joei1382 4 года назад +571

    As a trucker, I've never wanted to talk with a comedian more than I do right about now. The stories from the truck stops....oh my

    • @darkandgroovytek
      @darkandgroovytek 3 года назад +32

      Please share one !!😆

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 3 года назад +1

      Lot lizards

    • @chrisblanchard6413
      @chrisblanchard6413 3 года назад +9

      i find this shit so fascinating! hahah would love to hear a trucker talk about this one day

    • @rubenukem624
      @rubenukem624 3 года назад +19

      Vlog it dude, that's what RUclips is for.

    • @chrisblanchard6413
      @chrisblanchard6413 3 года назад +2

      @@BigDraco244 good looking out, dude!

  • @kevinmalone1919
    @kevinmalone1919 5 лет назад +1011

    A.I self driving vehicles is destroying the lot lizard industry..... really sad to see a American institution to disappear like that.

    • @13lood13ath
      @13lood13ath 5 лет назад +18

      #YangGang2020

    • @Nedula007
      @Nedula007 5 лет назад +5

      Lol OK kevin

    • @nicholasbyram296
      @nicholasbyram296 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe we'll see a rise in marriage rates as a positive side effect. !/

    • @wzrdfrskn832
      @wzrdfrskn832 5 лет назад +21

      Robots do not impede the work of a lot lizard, Rochelle can easily eat a t-1000's scrum.

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 5 лет назад +1

      Joshua Bassett she likes em shiny.

  • @Jeterfan906
    @Jeterfan906 5 лет назад +181

    Can we take a minute to appreciate that Tom said he gets these guys hotel rooms when he tours? Good guy Tom.

    • @aarondaane
      @aarondaane 5 лет назад +2

      What a cool guy.

    • @patrickmccutcheon8860
      @patrickmccutcheon8860 5 лет назад +13

      Tom's actually a pretty generous dude. He's spent thousands just trying to make his producer, Josh Potter, cum inside a woman.

    • @notsure1135
      @notsure1135 4 года назад +2

      Nicer than Louie C.K also kinda similar act.

    • @CallMeBees
      @CallMeBees 4 года назад +1

      @@patrickmccutcheon8860 christina likes nice purses so

    • @snapascrew
      @snapascrew 2 года назад +5

      I’ve been touring for years and never heard of a bus driver staying anywhere other than a hotel… the exception being Europe, where the buses are setup differently and the driver has his own area to live in.

  • @pteromalid
    @pteromalid 4 года назад +147

    Tom you are my hero! You have won the thermostat battle. You have your woman in a parka. Much respect.

  • @adamlemus7585
    @adamlemus7585 4 года назад +125

    Fun Fact: The lot lizard vision is based on movement. It’s just best to stay still when one is around.

  • @DanGonsalves
    @DanGonsalves 5 лет назад +132

    Christina's Snorts: 114
    Christina's Throat laughs: 233

    • @dalekelly7639
      @dalekelly7639 5 лет назад +7

      If you put a colon between the minutes and the seconds, it will allow readers to click and see what you are referring to. Thanks!

    • @DanGonsalves
      @DanGonsalves 5 лет назад +27

      Dale Kelly it’s a count. Not a time marker. Thanks

    • @dalekelly7639
      @dalekelly7639 5 лет назад +7

      @@DanGonsalves 233 throat laughs? You have a lot better hearing than I do! She must be laughing thru the entire video!

    • @DanGonsalves
      @DanGonsalves 5 лет назад +5

      Dale Kelly thanks! I prob do have better hearing 😂

    • @TrustyPumpkin
      @TrustyPumpkin 5 лет назад +2

      Love her laugh lol

  • @Kasigi03
    @Kasigi03 5 лет назад +214

    No more famous Lot Lizard line than," It's cold outside."

    • @MrCherryzz
      @MrCherryzz 5 лет назад +17

      Haha Patrice ftw

    • @gstrdms
      @gstrdms 5 лет назад +11

      niggas know

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 4 года назад +3

      Need sum company sweetie

    • @DamjanPlamenac
      @DamjanPlamenac 3 года назад +1

      Brother Wheeezeeeee

    • @texfarmer567
      @texfarmer567 3 года назад +4

      Dude has a Christmas Tree on his car.

  • @brockalbert5111
    @brockalbert5111 5 лет назад +185

    Truck stop showers aren't like gym showers. They have individual showers you have to yourself and a locking door. They're actually pretty good.

    • @dannymckenzie8329
      @dannymckenzie8329 5 лет назад +25

      Just keep your flip flops on, don't wanna get fungus

    • @judet2006
      @judet2006 5 лет назад +1

      Good for fuckin

    • @klauseba
      @klauseba 3 года назад +1

      @@dannymckenzie8329 I think I got fungus once from a football locker shower even though I always wore flip flops.

    • @mikekoenig6467
      @mikekoenig6467 3 года назад

      @@dannymckenzie8329 MRSA too.....nasty

    • @IMKINDOFABIGDEAL13
      @IMKINDOFABIGDEAL13 3 года назад +7

      Number 27, Your shower is ready

  • @pedrothevenard
    @pedrothevenard 5 лет назад +625

    I'm not American so I was expecting a cool story about a lizard and shit, not expecting that lol, you live and learn.

    • @tre6316
      @tre6316 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao

    • @euphegeniadoubtfire5825
      @euphegeniadoubtfire5825 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂 feck!

    • @scurus11scurus
      @scurus11scurus 5 лет назад +7

      You don’t have thumbnails on foreign RUclips?

    • @pedrothevenard
      @pedrothevenard 5 лет назад +34

      @@scurus11scurus Yes we have, and there's a fucking lizard in the thumbnail, there's also a girl in it, but the title says nothing about girls, only lizards and lots, after I watched the video I get it, but it's a bit of a stretch to guess what a lot lizard is without any prior context.

    • @df4291
      @df4291 5 лет назад +5

      hahahahahahahaha

  • @liamengram6326
    @liamengram6326 3 года назад +59

    Never heard of "Lot Lizards" but where I am from we have "Bargoyles".
    Bargoyles are women who are usually older and less attractive that hang around until last call every night hoping they catch some guy drunk enough to sleep with them.

    • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
      @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 3 года назад +7

      Hmmmm interesting, might have to drive by the bars later at night and go have a drink xD

    • @travisfender8851
      @travisfender8851 3 года назад +6

      Those are just "Women" in central MO.

    • @Abreu.Ashley
      @Abreu.Ashley 3 года назад

      @@travisfender8851 OMG, yes!!!! I'm from KC, and definitely "can confirm"!

    • @Abreu.Ashley
      @Abreu.Ashley 3 года назад

      This is literally the best adjective I have ever heard

    • @juice6199
      @juice6199 2 года назад

      @@Abreu.Ashley Is that something you do!? 😅

  • @THECASHVAN
    @THECASHVAN 4 года назад +71

    So the driver has tricked tom into thinking you cant shit on the bus, so he dosent have to empty the septic. classic

    • @xCreepyKidsx
      @xCreepyKidsx 2 года назад +7

      More of an unspoken rule on any tour bus or travel coach. Unless it's an emergency and you're about to unleash Niagara Falls from your ass you use a public restroom or your hotel room toilet. If you absolutely have to use the bus people shit in a bag and throw it out in the trash or out the window. Any touring band or act has that rule.

    • @Kevs442
      @Kevs442 2 года назад +1

      Do people really not understand that RV's & busses have toilets & holding tanks for reasons, like so people can actually use them?? Crack the window or roof vent & turn on the fan, that's all it takes. Yes, use public restrooms when they are available, but when you gotta go, you gotta go... it takes weeks to fill up a black water tank.

    • @SiloSoundStudios
      @SiloSoundStudios Год назад +1

      Nobody shits on the bus. Facts

  • @SSVEGETA96
    @SSVEGETA96 5 лет назад +237

    "you goto pay the troll toll to get into the boys hole"

  • @thefirebuilds
    @thefirebuilds 5 лет назад +36

    Truck stop showers are nice. I was roofing a cabin in the north woods in WI and we didn't have running water. I had great dumps and great showers at the truck stop. Nice and clean. Petro got my back.

    • @blue123111
      @blue123111 5 лет назад +1

      Flying J's Utah south bound Salt lake city just coming in.👍

    • @briangarrow448
      @briangarrow448 3 года назад +1

      I worked construction as a boomer, traveling all over the West and I used those truck stops several times.

    • @jackrichards1987
      @jackrichards1987 3 года назад +1

      What a weird thing to lie about

  • @bakedwithrealchez
    @bakedwithrealchez 4 года назад +47

    I shit in a ziplock bag once and put it in the middle of the street, rode by on my bike the next day and it got ran over and was all over the place. As a 13 year old I was laughing uncontrollabley.

    • @wcm5636
      @wcm5636 2 года назад +6

      As a 45 year old man I’m laughing my ass off!

  • @Lukas-qf2uh
    @Lukas-qf2uh 3 года назад +42

    Tom: Describes fantasy of taking advantage of hitchhiker and running a train on her
    Christina: "yeah that will teach you to hitchhike you stupid bitch"
    Tom: "Oh that's too far"
    ????

    • @houseofhas9355
      @houseofhas9355 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @SaraLovesUbb
      @SaraLovesUbb Год назад

      I hitchhiked in 2011 from Baltimore, MD to Klamath Falls, Oregon. I only fucked one time but yeah if I wasn’t afraid of std’s or murderers I would have loved to give that a spin.

    • @Lukas-qf2uh
      @Lukas-qf2uh Год назад

      @@SaraLovesUbb incredible. please tell me more??

    • @SaraLovesUbb
      @SaraLovesUbb Год назад

      @@Lukas-qf2uh I cheated when I got scared. Like I would get a greyhound bus ticket through Chicago St Louis Utah. My boyfriend of two months died & I had an identity crisis so I ran away from home & ended up selling cherries with a bunch of Cubans on the side of the road in Oregon. Everyone was actually sweet & kind. I cleaned houses for this Indian lady for a bit to save up money. I came home safely & all. Spent like 6 or 7 years as a prostitute addicted to heroin but I’m 32, engaged, & 7 months pregnant right now. It was fun I’m lucky I wasn’t robbed or something

  • @waltford2800
    @waltford2800 2 года назад +5

    When she said, "Keep the change you filthy animal." I was rolling!

  • @QMan1234red
    @QMan1234red 4 года назад +51

    I prefer the term “Friends of the road”

    • @WarmBusch
      @WarmBusch 3 года назад +2

      Lol, sleeper leaper was always my favorite.

    • @BAMSE64
      @BAMSE64 8 месяцев назад +1

      classic

  • @radenwolfsburg
    @radenwolfsburg 5 лет назад +63

    The first time I saw Jeffry star, several words came to mind:
    Lot lizard was the first
    Meth raver soon followed

    • @jnetttt
      @jnetttt 5 лет назад +2

      Ricky Barnes 😂😂😂

    • @dannymckenzie8329
      @dannymckenzie8329 5 лет назад +1

      "wow, what is that"

    • @atravelerofbothtimespace4172
      @atravelerofbothtimespace4172 4 года назад

      Terrifying

    • @sgt.lincolnosiris4111
      @sgt.lincolnosiris4111 4 года назад +5

      I was at warped tour 2010 I think. Never heard of jeff star. Was walking past one of the stages and noticed 5 or 6 chicks in bikinis on stage asses to the crowd. The one in the middle had a red bikini on and I thought "damn they got a nice ass". Then he turned around...

  • @Person-uz5lw
    @Person-uz5lw 3 года назад +18

    I was a touring musician for a few years and no lie, truck stop showers are fuckin legit!!

  • @kealanc123
    @kealanc123 5 лет назад +34

    "I shit in a bag in Afganistan..."
    **Toms voice gets immediately higher**

    • @shawntailor5485
      @shawntailor5485 2 года назад

      They got some outstanding marine composting toilets now that will go right in a rv or truck .

  • @RipeTimes
    @RipeTimes 2 года назад +1

    5:12 T: "I think a fun fantasy would be like a stranded girl."
    C: "Uh huh... okay moving along."

  • @raffcom2
    @raffcom2 5 лет назад +224

    like if you’re a lot lizard puttin in work

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 5 лет назад +25

      Done in 4 strokes or your money back.

    • @amistry605
      @amistry605 5 лет назад +4

      Reach for the stars.....

    • @Jacobeeze
      @Jacobeeze 5 лет назад +5

      Gettin' lucrative

    • @Blind_Side94
      @Blind_Side94 5 лет назад +3

      Try it out man

    • @lollic307
      @lollic307 5 лет назад

      Retired

  • @choreboy988
    @choreboy988 Год назад +2

    This would be a great show if Christina didn’t constantly make noise into her mic when Tom is talking all quiet. It’s like having a sick, wheezing dog grunting & snorting in my face while trying to watch TV without waking up my girlfriend sleeping next to me. “Eheh… sniff… deep breath… ahahahahaha… snort… ahem… pfff fff fff, ahhh… ha… mmm… sigh…”

  • @austinsmith2808
    @austinsmith2808 5 лет назад +62

    Then we drop her off no where close to Dallas hahahahahaha

  • @GrungeRockGod
    @GrungeRockGod 5 лет назад +147

    way of the road bubs

    • @dtigert233
      @dtigert233 5 лет назад +10

      Way she goes

    • @JackReacheround
      @JackReacheround 5 лет назад +6

      Ladies of the evening

    • @Kchevy
      @Kchevy 5 лет назад +9

      They're friends of the road

    • @keithfreeman4015
      @keithfreeman4015 5 лет назад +5

      $30!!! I don’t have that kinda money Rick.

    • @shawnbaker3245
      @shawnbaker3245 5 лет назад +4

      "Hot Hamburger sandwiches= pull the fuck over!!!

  • @Guitarist166
    @Guitarist166 4 года назад +20

    I really like the way Christina said "Keep the change ya filthy animal." I don't know why. 😂

    • @rjbenson9621
      @rjbenson9621 4 года назад +1

      Did you watch Home Alone when you were a kid? That might be why!

  • @5thHouse
    @5thHouse 4 года назад +15

    Real couple right there. "Uhhg. How stinky were your nuts?"
    Love it. Rarely do you see women nonchalantly ask men this question.

  • @tre6316
    @tre6316 5 лет назад +15

    Love blueban crackin up in the background 😅

    • @Abreu.Ashley
      @Abreu.Ashley 3 года назад

      Exactly! He has the best laugh!

  • @audiolab303
    @audiolab303 2 года назад +2

    I used to work near a truck stop and had a few "No lot lizard stickers on my car". I can't tell you how many times people used to ask me what they meant. The look on their face when I would explain what a lot lizard is was priceless.

  • @yoram7836
    @yoram7836 5 лет назад +66

    Did anyone get upset when he didn’t talk about the shower, I was actually genuinely interested in how it was...

    • @emmetskiver1836
      @emmetskiver1836 4 года назад +10

      Dude, they are fantastic. Love’s travel centers have spectacular showers, hot water in a second flat. Hes not lying when he said they are better than 5 star hotels

    • @harveyweinstein8937
      @harveyweinstein8937 4 года назад +8

      I have taken thousands of truck stop showers. Pressure and heat is good. Cleanliness is up to par most of the time. Shower shoes goes without saying. I spray them off when I'm done and have a plastic bag to separate them in my bag from other stuff.

    • @JustinWarembourg
      @JustinWarembourg 4 года назад +5

      My hot water heater went to shit on me so I went to a Truck Stop to shower, and they are great. No lie. I've also showered at the YMCA. The YMCA has a Sauna too! Double win.

    • @jtkilll5400
      @jtkilll5400 3 года назад +1

      It’s been 40+ yrs. I had no clue truck stops had showers an if I did know even w gun to my head I wld of guessed they were disgusting.

    • @jimminyjemimah
      @jimminyjemimah 3 года назад +3

      If you're ever in Wyoming, try the Little America showers, they're crazy nice, marble walls and shit.

  • @richardsmith-nm1gl
    @richardsmith-nm1gl 3 года назад +4

    I love the way Christina smiles when talking about Toms poops

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 5 лет назад +5

    “Giggle Gash” is still my new favorite....thanks, Josh!😁👍

    • @omind1
      @omind1 3 года назад +1

      " chuckle sluts"......lot Lizards , good thighs climbing in out ....

  • @letsgetit2029
    @letsgetit2029 5 лет назад +11

    I haven’t heard the term lot lizard in 15yrs. Thanks YMH 🙌🏾😂

  • @willard39
    @willard39 5 лет назад +5

    "Hi, you've reached Lot Lizard Limo. We'll deliver your lizard to any lot."

  • @pythgoreansassistant2789
    @pythgoreansassistant2789 5 лет назад +10

    5:11 Christina's reaction

  • @TheCynicalDude_
    @TheCynicalDude_ 5 лет назад +7

    I used to move furniture with my step dad for Mayflower.. we'd travel from coast to coast. When I was about 16 or so maybe.... a "lot lizard" offered to "date" me for 9 dollars. I'm not kidding. She just said she needed the 9 dollars for her kid to get food or something... I thought it was a stupid number. Why not just round up to 10? Anyway, after we were finished .....

  • @Nick-sz6xb
    @Nick-sz6xb 4 года назад +17

    I love these 2 . Tom's genuinely a nice guy and so funny , Christina couldn't be more cute and such a funny person. Keep it up guys.

  • @TheRealMrMustache
    @TheRealMrMustache 3 года назад +4

    “Lot lizards”, “you gotta pay the toll”?
    Sounds like someone’s been watching it’s always sunny in philadelphia

  • @SANITIZEDINC
    @SANITIZEDINC 5 лет назад +34

    There's actually a documentary called "Lot Lizards" -- it's good but but it's also depressing AF. Not comedic. Worth watching.

    • @OldSchool82
      @OldSchool82 4 года назад +1

      tried watching that,started getting depressing like you said so i opted for somethin else,just couldnt do it

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 3 года назад

      Wtf

    • @katrinaolsen2444
      @katrinaolsen2444 2 года назад

      Yeah, there is nothing funny about women having to work in the absolute lowest rung of prostitution. On top of that, hundreds of them are murdered. I heard a girl who was a truck stop sex worker talk about how she was kidnapped by a trucker and she spent 3 weeks in his basement. A friend of his found her and let her go. An imprisoned serial killer/former truck driver said there are definitely a subset of truckers who are serial killers. He was part of a group of 5-6 truck driving serial killers who kept in touch and traded girls. He said two of the drivers who were part of the group were women. Most law enforcement agencies have no clue that so many women are being kidnapped and murdered; because they pick up a woman in one state and dump their body in another state. The term “Lot Lizard” is pretty much only known in popular culture these days because of author JT LeRoy. She faked her identity and said she was male. She said her mom was a “Lot Lizard”. She claimed that her mom dressed “him” up as a girl and that she was forced into prostitution. As it turned out, JT LeRoy was a married woman, with a child who called Suicide Hotlines and told the councilors this lie. Oh and that “he” also had AIDS. Asia Argento directed and starred in an alleged biopic based on JT LeRoy’s book “Sarah”. The movie title was lifted from another JT LeRoy book, “The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things.” Anyway, laughing at “Lot Lizards” is pretty much like thinking laughing at Cancer patients is hilarious. 😑

  • @johnthompson1978
    @johnthompson1978 4 года назад +5

    Lot Lizard - Hey, do you want some company?
    Driver - I don't know. Can you take a 10" C$%K?
    LOT Lizard - Oh yeah baby. No problem.
    Driver - I'm going to have to pass.

  • @makerstudios5456
    @makerstudios5456 5 лет назад +7

    My uncle owns a trucking company and I’ve ridden with some of the truckers from Dallas to Houston. The lot lizard struggle is real.

  • @xRANZIDx
    @xRANZIDx 5 лет назад +10

    I used to work at a gas station with showers and I can confirm they’re insane

  • @markdaly818
    @markdaly818 2 года назад +1

    These two together are hilarious. So much fun to listen to.

  • @TheDukeOfDallas
    @TheDukeOfDallas 2 года назад +12

    They're both such questionable human beings but it's obvious they belong together.

  • @agentflush388
    @agentflush388 Год назад

    1st & only time I've heard lot lizards was on Always Sunny.
    When you said "Gotta pay that toll" my brain was screaming "THE TROLL TOLL"

  • @whiteru55ian33
    @whiteru55ian33 5 лет назад +4

    The moment he said nowhere near Dallas. I immediately thought of the Bratislava scene in Eurotrip “Nowhere near Berlin.” But as Tom Segura nowhere near Dallas.

  • @SocialAnomaly88
    @SocialAnomaly88 2 года назад +1

    As a truck driver, I can confirm that pilot and flying j truck stop shower rooms are usually very very nice. They are generally cleaned after every use.

  • @JairoMorales92
    @JairoMorales92 5 лет назад +12

    I love that you can hear blueban laughing hysterically in the background

    • @businessbuilder92
      @businessbuilder92 5 лет назад

      Don't you run a risk of getting stabbed 😂😂😂

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 5 лет назад

      I said the exact same thing on an earlier vid, Love how you can hear him in the new studio, guy obviously has his dream job.

  • @mmaeda05
    @mmaeda05 5 лет назад +2

    This is the kind of content we all want! Give your fans what we want !😂😂😂😂

  • @LZ-ky6ty
    @LZ-ky6ty 5 лет назад +18

    My first band was called Lot Lizard lol

  • @mwhitelaw8569
    @mwhitelaw8569 5 лет назад +21

    Yep
    Some of these truck stops
    Are nice
    But wear shower shoes
    Cause you sure as hell don't want that crap on your feet.
    And the internet killed lot lizards y'all

  • @thecrow3975
    @thecrow3975 5 лет назад +6

    Gammey, swampy!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelsaxonson251
    @michaelsaxonson251 4 года назад +1

    Hearing blueban cackling in the back is hilarious to me

  • @lilypoon1175
    @lilypoon1175 5 лет назад +3

    These conversations are so interesting.

  • @circularpizzabox2134
    @circularpizzabox2134 3 года назад +1

    As a trucker I can confirm al of this. I was writing my essay one night for my Writing class, decided to run inside to use the bathroom. Walked into the Loves and there’s a man doing lines off the bathroom counter with a sleeper leaper. I quickly piss and walk out. As I’m getting back to my tractor there’s the same two people jumping into the cab of a P4. Never a full moment at the Loves TS in Utah.

    • @devinwolf3340
      @devinwolf3340 2 года назад

      As a former trucker. . . Can confirm. Love’s, TA’s, and Flying Vs are the strangest congregations of weirdos in the entire country.

  • @johnv6261
    @johnv6261 5 лет назад +3

    Truck stop showers are cleaner than most peoples showers at home

    • @overweightactor
      @overweightactor 5 лет назад +7

      I've seen a few truck stop showers, and some of them even have less semen on the floor than my own shower.

  • @deno2649
    @deno2649 2 года назад +1

    You can buy No lot lizard stickers to put on your drivers side window at any truck stop. It’s a picture of a humanoid lizard with a cigarette and a baggy dress in a circle with a line through it. It actually kept most of them from bothering me.

  • @nathanhensn8717
    @nathanhensn8717 5 лет назад +11

    Some truck stop showers are AMAZING though. Super hot and high pressure. Also if you're on the road and all nasty then the showers mean more.

  • @ricksundberg5659
    @ricksundberg5659 3 года назад +2

    It's funny to hear them talk about things I've known forever....especially with regards to making brown in an RV.

  • @codymathes4450
    @codymathes4450 5 лет назад +5

    That’s a Lot Lizard
    🦎 🦎 4:21

  • @tardkitty
    @tardkitty 5 лет назад +5

    Close relatives of lot lizards include buckle bunnies and mud crickets

    • @TheCynicalDude_
      @TheCynicalDude_ 5 лет назад

      Mud crickets?

    • @r6685
      @r6685 5 лет назад

      Wtf is a mud cricket?
      2 minutes later. Looked it up.

    • @r6685
      @r6685 5 лет назад

      TheCynicalDouche found a group called boondock Kingz- mud cricket song

  • @mcr5645
    @mcr5645 3 года назад +7

    YMH needs to invest in a humidifier lol, everyone always sniffling and sinus shit going on

    • @denisemarie7991
      @denisemarie7991 3 года назад +1

      Yes! They both always sound sick as hell...

  • @YouDontTellMeITellU
    @YouDontTellMeITellU 2 года назад

    "Now you gotta pay the toll" fuckin hilarious

  • @burtmiller3652
    @burtmiller3652 5 лет назад +22

    I managed a truck stop for a huge national chain and an extremely nice one. The quality “working “ girls would work it out with employees, not me...lol, to where they would give you money so they could safely conduct business and use the facilities with no worries of law enforcement or being hurt. This happens all across the country.

    • @burtmiller3652
      @burtmiller3652 4 года назад +1

      Hey they were mostly young girls but they needed someone looking out for them. Weve even as
      Went as far as putting them up in hotel. Truth is if we didn’t lo ok out for them then I’ll be ok. But born and raised in Jacksonville for a while defitley was stressful . But i take care of anyone around me 😊whatever it is people can hate me or love me I don’t care. Those that hate me I know because Their too what intrruored short bu your poy

  • @beekay9607
    @beekay9607 2 года назад

    My dad was a truck driver and I used to go with him in the summers. The showers are nice, lol. Bring your own flip flops. My dad taught me the saying “Here lizard, lizard, lizard”🦎 when I was about 9. Good times, lol.

  • @Vichedges
    @Vichedges 5 лет назад +12

    My cousin went to school to be a mechanic and one of the guys he went to school with worked at a truck stop while he went to school. They made this kid clean up the lot, he had to pick up all the bags of shit and bottles of piss the truck drivers threw out of their trucks.
    He also used to talk about the lot lizards. Truckers lead a very gross life.

    • @WarmBusch
      @WarmBusch 3 года назад +2

      I drove over the road for about 5 years. Showered daily for the most part and never once shit into a bag. There is a lot of scumbags out there but not all truck drivers are nasty like that.

    • @Vichedges
      @Vichedges 3 года назад +1

      @@WarmBusch I know, my uncle was a truck driver, he’s a good guy.
      But truck stops are nasty places.

  • @Anonymouscommentor99
    @Anonymouscommentor99 2 года назад

    I love this couple. Great work. Got me through some tough times. Much love ❤️

  • @marcuss673
    @marcuss673 5 лет назад +30

    I have lot lizard stories. Where do you want me to send them?

    • @BooCakie
      @BooCakie 5 лет назад +19

      Send one here and we go from there

    • @No-wayJose0
      @No-wayJose0 5 лет назад +3

      marcus s here nigga

    • @marcuss673
      @marcuss673 5 лет назад +15

      I work for a company called Shamrock moving trailers for Kraft. They're known for hiring some real cool guys. Few years back they got two cool guys who would show up and do heroin together and not get any work done. One of their girlfriends would also show up and wait in the car. Turns out he would ask the drivers waiting to get loaded if they wanted to go full trottle with her while they wait. This way they were getting the paycheck and going home with money everyday.
      Eventually the day I'm unknowingly training the person who's taking my job I find a needle full of what looks like diarrhea. I call up the bosses explain the situation and end up getting a raise to avoid having to pay out unemployment. One blames the other for the needle and so on and we haven't seen them since.
      Thanx for the podcast

    • @codymathes4450
      @codymathes4450 5 лет назад +2

      Marcus you are hereby indoctrinated into the Cool Guy Club 😎

  • @billdoetree4313
    @billdoetree4313 2 года назад

    Christina suspects Tom goes to the Lot Lizards by the way shes bringing it up and looking at him as he speaks. LOL.

  • @somethingsomethingusername802
    @somethingsomethingusername802 4 года назад +7

    Truck Stop Showers are legit depending on the Stop you're at. I had the same thoughts until I went into one. Fucking water pressure had my bare ass pinned against the wall like the Police turned the Hoses on me. Swear I felt cleaner leaving that shower than any Hotel room I've stayed in. The entire time I never felt a drop in water temperature or pressure. It was amazing.
    (Key Points: They're individual Showers. Like little bathrooms but for a Shower. You pay, and then wait for a Shower to open up which can sometimes be a little bit. Wear Flip Flops, seriously. They're clean showers but....we've all seen some crusty looking truckers so why risk it.)

  • @CC-mf4kl
    @CC-mf4kl 5 лет назад

    This is so accurate, it’s scary. Truck stop showers are so nice. Tom isn’t lying about any of this. Yes, lot lizards will knock on your door sometimes, but I just either ignore them, or wave them off. Some drivers are scumbags, but the industry, by and large, has change drastically, and for the better. Still, some drivers ruin it for the rest of us. Great bit, guys.

  • @shoelesblondlady
    @shoelesblondlady 5 лет назад +9

    It must be hard being the tour bus champ while simultaneously being the water champ. #butts

    • @LetsBeClear87
      @LetsBeClear87 5 лет назад

      shoelesblondlady ... your comment gave me Elvis lip. #eww

    • @shoelesblondlady
      @shoelesblondlady 5 лет назад +2

      That might be herpies #casadepepe #sharknado #grandmasburritos

    • @LetsBeClear87
      @LetsBeClear87 5 лет назад

      shoelesblondlady 🙌🙌🙌😂😂😂 nice

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 5 лет назад

      Water champ shmawter champ, Christine is still the Personality Champ.

  • @binx2smooth
    @binx2smooth 8 месяцев назад

    Hey, some of those truck stop showers are excellent!

  • @ballconei4879
    @ballconei4879 5 лет назад +4

    Lot lizards are slowly disappearing a change of the times or a very active serial killer

  • @Chiller1967
    @Chiller1967 4 года назад +1

    This has been a few decades ago but they used to solicit over the CB radio when you pulled in.

  • @billybob-hv5hl
    @billybob-hv5hl 5 лет назад +4

    The best kind of reptiles

  • @johnmellyn2700
    @johnmellyn2700 3 года назад +2

    30 years ago when girls used to actually hitchhike ( or thumb as we called it in the northeast ) my friend had a pickup truck with a bench seat and he was with his brother and they saw a girl thumbing , so he pulled over and told her to “hop in the middle and pretend your cross country skiing”

  • @hrmIwonder
    @hrmIwonder 5 лет назад +11

    Jeez, what kind of janky ass bus you got? My folks have a motorhome and you can make chocolate in there no problem, it doesn't stick up the rest of the motorhome.

    • @grayson0916
      @grayson0916 4 года назад +1

      Just open the window and spray Febreze. No way I’m shitting on a public toilet with a perfectly good bathroom available lol

  • @andrrru9
    @andrrru9 4 года назад +2

    "what Alice Found" a very good indie movie about a girl tricked into lot lizarding while trying to hitchhike to florida.

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 3 года назад

      Link

  • @rustyschackelford9645
    @rustyschackelford9645 5 лет назад +3

    The most lot lizards I have ever seen was in D.C. They were so thick when the cops rolled through it looked like cockroaches scattering under the trailers. Also a funny "hot bag" was working for Mayflower, We would shit in a small moving box tape it up and mark FRAGILE ELECTRONICS leave it in truck a stop parking lot.

  • @MiloslavRyndenkov
    @MiloslavRyndenkov 5 лет назад +1

    The mid day lot lizards are the best, they’ll just stroll down the line of parked trucks, pant button undone, advertising. Then you’ll hear the horn, see the lights flash, and the lizard vanishes for 15 minutes. Flying J all the way

  • @AdamSmith-sp5cf
    @AdamSmith-sp5cf 5 лет назад +19

    Why am I always seeing Christina in a coat lately?? Turn the damn heat on Tom! 😂

    • @blairness1
      @blairness1 3 года назад +3

      Nah man, he's got her in check. You can always put on a coat but you can only take so much off.

  • @alexmilheim9767
    @alexmilheim9767 5 лет назад +2

    The way she snorts all the time😂

  • @cl3826
    @cl3826 4 года назад +4

    Can we get a quiet version of the intro? I keep forgetting I’m about to get in the middle of a yelling match

  • @rsurmonte
    @rsurmonte 5 лет назад +1

    Were they filming in the artic? What's up with Christina's winter coat?

  • @steventraschetti3516
    @steventraschetti3516 5 лет назад +3

    Their production assistant laughing in the background is so funny. I turn up the volume just to hear him.

  • @choreboy988
    @choreboy988 Год назад +1

    Daaah, “lot lizard” is a derogatory term for the classiest of all women, those involved with “sex work!” *beats chest*

  • @roberttrevino8960
    @roberttrevino8960 5 лет назад +3

    "You can't well sleep, without a Cantwell Mattress" E.R. Cantwell--------------1920

  • @caynecartoons
    @caynecartoons 3 года назад

    4:20 that sound effect was hilarious

  • @heydenleekley4757
    @heydenleekley4757 5 лет назад +5

    Just explained to my 1970's feminist mom what lot lizards are and even she said "Gross"

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 5 лет назад +4

      Heyden Leekley you think she’s a feminist? Lol 1970’s feminist where reasonable especially compared to today’s

  • @laylaluann9541
    @laylaluann9541 3 года назад

    Geez if I'm ever lost I'm never getting in Tom's bus. Sick

  • @MRswisharillo
    @MRswisharillo 5 лет назад +3

    Truck stops do have good showers I had to stay in my car a few nights when I moved back to the northwest from Texas parked outside of a nice truck stop wasn’t bothered once and I used the showers they had inside and no joke clean as can be smelled good the body wash they had smelled amazing like a high end cologne the pressure was on point and the cleanliness and space was amazing I ended up chilling after my shower and scrolled through RUclips and IG for a bit while charging my phone the road life doesn’t seem to be tbh you travel you get to see the country and make a living seriously thinking on getting my CDL and I can send Ted and mom videos of my lot lizard adventures

  • @Jsjdudjendudh
    @Jsjdudjendudh 3 года назад +2

    Truck stop showers actually are super nice. And they’re free if you fill up 50+ gallons

  • @Diesel257
    @Diesel257 5 лет назад +5

    Christina: "What's it like being a comedian?"

  • @buddyboy1103
    @buddyboy1103 3 года назад

    I am a truck driver and my company is in Memphis and they are all over east memphis, a lot of "questionable places" hire security now and have cut down on lot lizards!!

  • @torshops
    @torshops 5 лет назад +11

    *Brendan Schoub just joined the chat

  • @iHaveTheDocuments
    @iHaveTheDocuments 5 лет назад +1

    Tom's rocking the Shure SE215's . Nice.

  • @darkgedi
    @darkgedi 5 лет назад +22

    First cool guy to comment on this extra cool clip

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 5 лет назад

      @Forrest Trump Look at this loser haha!

    • @JoolianV
      @JoolianV 5 лет назад

      Forrest Trump fuckin dork

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 5 лет назад

      Forrest Trump ...We don't take kindly to yer' type 'round here.

    • @scurus11scurus
      @scurus11scurus 5 лет назад

      Forrest Trump oh yeah? explain this 😎

  • @hazedwonderthe9988
    @hazedwonderthe9988 3 года назад +2

    "I hotbagged it in Afghanistan."
    ~legend