Women Have Skills That Men Don't. K-von

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  • Опубликовано: 28 апр 2020
  • Women have skills that men don't and K-von has some perfect examples! Watch "Designer Muscles" by K-von only at www.drybarcomedy.com/k
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  • @ForevaMaeva
    @ForevaMaeva 4 года назад +4444

    "Can you be totally starving but not have any idea what you want to eat"
    *I fEeL aTtAcKeD*

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +25

      LoL

    • @spiderganon
      @spiderganon 4 года назад +114

      Same girl same. The amount of times I just stand in my kitchen starving yet unable to decide what to eat

    • @ForevaMaeva
      @ForevaMaeva 4 года назад +11

      @@spiderganon 😂😂same

    • @dhisufiroafrozenseraphimdragon
      @dhisufiroafrozenseraphimdragon 4 года назад +8

      @@spiderganon This is me.

    • @tinybullfrog1955
      @tinybullfrog1955 4 года назад +18

      And being unable to tell when you're hungry

  • @Ilikefrogs..
    @Ilikefrogs.. 4 года назад +4491

    Honestly, that woman's comment was super creepy.

    • @MelinaMelinna
      @MelinaMelinna 4 года назад +117

      It is

    • @MelinaMelinna
      @MelinaMelinna 4 года назад +462

      johnnyboyfart he’s still right though. Imagine if a man made the same comment? It would come off sooo creepy. It should be the same for a woman.

    • @anaa9245
      @anaa9245 4 года назад +57

      johnnyboyfart yeah, but still creepy lol

    • @criticaltweaker4393
      @criticaltweaker4393 4 года назад +28

      Women do that all the time.

    • @nicklatallade9344
      @nicklatallade9344 4 года назад +137

      MelinaMelinna Oh my god, thank you! I completely and utterly agree. There should be no double standards or stereotypes between men and women, all thing should be equal and fair.

  • @greenmarine5
    @greenmarine5 4 года назад +4430

    Can you turn a compliment into an Argument...LOL So true

    • @brigettewalker1716
      @brigettewalker1716 4 года назад +14

      That was my favorite!

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 4 года назад +57

      You ain't kidding, either.
      Example;
      "That's a beautiful dress, Honey."
      Why, do you want to wear it?"
      This really happened.

    • @claraborisov01
      @claraborisov01 4 года назад +22

      Just because you call us beautiful doesn't mean we feel beautiful. We wear makeup to please ourselves not men. I can't tell you how many times my man told me I look beautiful without makeup when I feel like crap. Nomatter how many times you tell me that won't change anything unless I feel like I am. I wear makeup because I feel bang'n in it and I strut with confidence. Don't you all think that we do everything to please you, 99.9% of the time we do it to please ourselves lol.

    • @claraborisov01
      @claraborisov01 4 года назад +14

      @@richarddarlington1139 oh how cute of you. My point being is that unless she thinks she feels beautiful nomatter what you say is invalid. Your job is to support her and not make it seem ingenue. If you want her to feel truely beautiful tell her why! Don't just tell her " Babe you look beautiful in that dress" go " babe that color looks beautiful on you, I love how that dress shows off your curves and how it makes your eyes sparkle. " Relationships are all about the effort you put in it and shouldn't you make the effort to make her feel special? If that doesn't work, there's an underlying problem. She's most likely stressed out and feels like her life is going out in flames. Find the cause of the problem, like your example. Maybe she was going thru something rough at work, or in some cases didn't have a good night's sleep and feels crummy. Then one thing after another things add on and it comes to this. She tries to get ready for your date and puts on a dress she loves to bits, but when she does that mentality that she kept throughout the day gets to her and even then she feels like crap. It's up to you as a partner to make her feel better and fulfilled. Trust me, she will do the same to you. Respect earns respect. That's all I'm saying. Look outside the box and find the source.

    • @claraborisov01
      @claraborisov01 4 года назад +12

      We don't expect you to reenact Romeo and Juliet, just make us feel appreciated.

  • @alexanneschronicles
    @alexanneschronicles 4 года назад +1101

    The whole "when you turn 18 I'm coming back for you" is weird even when you women say it in my opinion.

    • @artemis754
      @artemis754 3 года назад +52

      A Sick Girl's Chronicles I wouldn’t want anyone to say anything like that to my kid. Just saying lmao

    • @Mikeoldyo
      @Mikeoldyo 3 года назад +43

      It's weird, but probably a woman wouldn't get escorted out of the mall saying that

    • @artemis754
      @artemis754 3 года назад +27

      @@Mikeoldyo yup probably not. Still think its creepy tho

    • @annalishaalfreds7456
      @annalishaalfreds7456 3 года назад +7

      Yeah you say that as a man and you end up lookin like Joe Biden

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 3 года назад

      @@annalishaalfreds7456 nah I'd say it's more like someone verbal

  • @taylorsmith2196
    @taylorsmith2196 4 года назад +561

    Lol he's not lying about the suit thing tho. Dudes in suits. Man.

  • @nausheenali6138
    @nausheenali6138 4 года назад +2042

    I’m a woman. And this man, gosh....doesn’t offend me. Lol. He’s actually right about what he’s saying even though it’s a joke

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +29

      LOVE from the other side of the internet!

    • @DJ1LF
      @DJ1LF 4 года назад +6

      It’s not offensive but the whole shtick is tired.

    • @sianni22
      @sianni22 4 года назад +21

      Yeah this is one of the first times it's about women and doesn't offend me and instead had me cracking up.

    • @micke_mango
      @micke_mango 4 года назад +16

      Nah, just a clever mix of gender stereotypes, prejudice and misogyny.
      But I agree he's at the better end for a male American comedian

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +8

      @@sianni22 thank you!!! Michael down below will be offended on women's behalf since you liked it. He's getting all worked up down there LOL

  • @Abdullah34610
    @Abdullah34610 4 года назад +3317

    Other sexy guy pic ideas:
    -Vacuuming
    -Doing the dishes

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 года назад +185

      You beat me to it. Man doing housework is sexy as hell.
      Husband retired from the military and deliberately became a house-husband while I finally got to pursue my dream-career. Sexy as hell.

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 4 года назад +92

      ...helping take care of the kids...🖒

    • @kale936
      @kale936 4 года назад +78

      I call housekeeping "cathartic cleaning"; you just have to put in some music and clean until it all sparkles. Once you master that you just have to stay in shape and clean shirtless.

    • @noneofyourbusiness302
      @noneofyourbusiness302 4 года назад +20

      @@kale936 you just put images in my head! I remember those days! Now I get pot belly, shirtless, overly content with his body husband! 😂 Yep, thirty years will change a person! I look amazing 👏 🤣 Until I go to see my doctor, who is gorgeous btw, and he tells me to lose 50 pounds! Every time I see him! Mrs. Watson please lose weight! He says nothing to my husband who is heavier than me. I caught a high 5 once between the 2 of them. 😂😂😂

    • @ThomasEWalker
      @ThomasEWalker 4 года назад +32

      Is how I have stayed married for so long. I know what she likes... It's doing the dishes usually.

  • @drinktillwerefunny
    @drinktillwerefunny 4 года назад +1312

    He lived in my dorm in college he was funny then too

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +173

      yo DREW!

    • @amandamills4410
      @amandamills4410 4 года назад +43

      yo, reply so we can see a cool reunion!

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +65

      @@amandamills4410 yea. let's do a zoom show!

    • @JA-hg6ee
      @JA-hg6ee 4 года назад +40

      this is absolutely amazing

    • @unicee514
      @unicee514 4 года назад +44

      This thread gives me life

  • @shirleytatha8189
    @shirleytatha8189 4 года назад +581

    You can tell the crowd wasn't sure how the joke was going to go in the beginning 😂

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +28

      so true!

    • @shirleytatha8189
      @shirleytatha8189 4 года назад +11

      @@kvoncomedy Oh my goodness you actually replied to my comment??? Oh boy.
      Just to let you know... I'm watching from Kenya... and you're hella funny 😘😘😘

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +13

      @@shirleytatha8189 helloooo!!! INTERNATIONAL

    • @shirleytatha8189
      @shirleytatha8189 4 года назад +1

      @@kvoncomedy You're making it honey... you're making it 😘😘😘

    • @yurooachit8177
      @yurooachit8177 4 года назад +2

      KvonComedy watching from Mongolia!

  • @Luenysgo
    @Luenysgo 4 года назад +1747

    I know he was joking about the seducing her part..., but that would SO work on me! Dress well, gentlemen 💁🏽‍♀️

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +14

      haha yesss

    • @breakingthemasks
      @breakingthemasks 4 года назад +52

      He wasn't joking, like, at all.
      Because we know how women work.
      Men see woman as sex objects.
      Women see men as success objects.

    • @Dirtbag-Hyena
      @Dirtbag-Hyena 4 года назад +10

      @@breakingthemasks He actually didn't make 1 joke the whole time . Just stated facts in A funny way .
      I use to joke with my friends, when I was in my 20's,
      "I'm gonna get me A fake ID that says I'm 16." Or
      "See that chick,I'll go give her my number..Tell her to call me in A few years." But,NEVER,would I do it for real. Chicks,can get away with much more . My mother,after divorcing my father,gets A sports car. Got popped by police 3x doing over 100mph,never got A ticket . Part was age,part was not wanting to arrest A little ol'lady. Me,on my scoot,with my bluejeans tshirt,long chrome beard,tats for days,at the same age as my mother was,would be in the back seat of A police car for going that fast. Woman say they have no power,but they no better.

    • @ianjones2731
      @ianjones2731 4 года назад +7

      Dress well gentleman? Lol what for to impress women? All while chicks live in yoga pants and won't wear dresses anymore.

    • @ang5798
      @ang5798 4 года назад +3

      Look like you're going to work
      YES
      Uniforms work, suits work

  • @astro_funky13
    @astro_funky13 4 года назад +222

    He has a Christian youth pastor voice and demeanor

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +21

      that means you are ready to come studyyyyyyyy... :)

    • @jeffreybokor3200
      @jeffreybokor3200 Год назад +2

      I'm NOT a christian. I keep my focus on the occult👍

  • @MichaelSHartman
    @MichaelSHartman 4 года назад +431

    True, all true. Did he hit the mall situation on the head, yup. Hilarious. One of the best.

  • @sifkjbv9406
    @sifkjbv9406 4 года назад +689

    guy: what you what
    girl: i dont know
    guy: what abo-
    girl: no

    • @ossyx
      @ossyx 4 года назад +9

      what you what.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +6

      :) LOL

    • @mimenchaca1830
      @mimenchaca1830 4 года назад +7

      Lol. So true!
      Tip: try to dial down what the woman wants with only two options or 'yes' and 'no' questions. Want a sit down restaurant or something fast? Fast? Burger, pizza or burrito? Something savory? Something sweet? Something meaty?
      If that does not work, then she does not know what she wants. You could also try "I was craving/thinking of some...[anything to get the suggestions out there]. Best of luck to you guys with women like that.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +5

      @@mimenchaca1830 too hard. I give up

    • @mimenchaca1830
      @mimenchaca1830 4 года назад

      It is not like it is her Last Supper. 😶 No never mind, don't tell her that. Lol.

  • @christineschnitzka823
    @christineschnitzka823 4 года назад +237

    Thats right R. Kelly tell it to the judge 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +24

      R: "I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYY..."
      Judge: "Yea, that's why we're putting you in a cage"

  • @monikakavaliunaite8017
    @monikakavaliunaite8017 4 года назад +663

    "They have to pass a test"
    Me: "they have to WHAT?!"
    "Can you hack into my iPhone while I go to the bathroom?"
    Me : Nice 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @richardfeynman9341
      @richardfeynman9341 4 года назад +16

      Such a karen thinking

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +6

      :)

    • @adiposeNarnian
      @adiposeNarnian 4 года назад +13

      I was so ready to be offended but it was so real...

    • @hummingbird_saltalamakia
      @hummingbird_saltalamakia 4 года назад +11

      @@adiposeNarnian be offended.
      Nothing happens when you're offended.

    • @somav8
      @somav8 3 года назад

      lol, my brother can do that too, so I wasn't sure about that one.

  • @TrishTruitt
    @TrishTruitt 4 года назад +96

    The comedic force is strong in this one! He's hysterical.

  • @ronjavonpost7100
    @ronjavonpost7100 4 года назад +134

    He right about the dressing thoooo, we love men I suits

  • @dykevader01
    @dykevader01 4 года назад +236

    K-von always was the voice of straight men comedy that didn't creep me out

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +24

      :) phew! that was close....

    • @briel7904
      @briel7904 4 года назад +6

      @@kvoncomedy You're absolutely gorgeous!!!! And thanks for the countless laughs over the years.

    • @eran5005
      @eran5005 4 года назад +8

      What’s creepy is that you can say that and nobody calls you out for being a bigot.

    • @trigcat3107
      @trigcat3107 4 года назад +1

      @@eran5005 😛

    • @mankindwasmybusiness3596
      @mankindwasmybusiness3596 3 года назад

      @eran5005 considering how unsurprised I was this opens "a man puts on a dress" meanwhile you're here whining bigotry, nah not really. everybody's performing pretty standard so far

  • @ourochroma
    @ourochroma 4 года назад +168

    COTDAMMIIITT...
    the dress pants, white tshirt, Tie, belt suit coat and birefcase...
    I can confirm

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 4 года назад +1

      Yeah... A man's worth is in his accomplishments, not in his personality or how he is.
      Which is why I might as well go hop off a very high building, as I will never date with this social anxiety. ;D

    • @dontreadmychanneldescripti7104
      @dontreadmychanneldescripti7104 2 года назад

      @@sarcasm-83 no don't do that. Your worth isn't tied to women. Also, there are plenty of women who want men for more then what they provide them.

  • @myme8208
    @myme8208 4 года назад +303

    I find nothing offending in these jokes as a women. I honestly like it when they paint us as creeps and weirdos. I get shocked by women myself. So I cant disagree 🤣🤣😂

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +4

      yesss

    • @wakeupamerica5971
      @wakeupamerica5971 4 года назад +1

      Ain’t creeps and weirdos just got some.... quirks 😂

    • @sharlondsilva
      @sharlondsilva 4 года назад +4

      Well we are all human ... Men or women both sides do weird stuff .. But men get the escorted.. Lol 😂

    • @jillsandwich1605
      @jillsandwich1605 4 года назад

      Tbh I'm a woman and get intimidated by women 🐺🐾🤦‍♀️

    • @myme8208
      @myme8208 4 года назад

      @@jillsandwich1605 true.

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 4 года назад +118

    OK, this was excellent. I hope to see more of him in the future.

    • @denysecoop7356
      @denysecoop7356 3 года назад +1

      He has a RUclips channel and he does comedy on there all the time. He’s hilarious!

  • @cjreitz9689
    @cjreitz9689 4 года назад +147

    Women know what they want, they just know nobody is gonna go out and get it. Or something will be too expensive. I'm hungry, what do I want? Pasta. I want a deep dish pizza from that one restraunt in a different state

  • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
    @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 года назад +176

    Hate to say it, but there are some things for which double standards will always exist. Least it goes both ways.
    Lady out with her niece or nephew: Big deal. She's taking care of the kids.
    Guy out with his niece or nephew: "Oh, you're such a good uncle! Are you single? 😘"

    • @qianatierra
      @qianatierra 4 года назад +14

      Facts!!!💯💯💯

    • @AmazingRebel23
      @AmazingRebel23 4 года назад +6

      @@qianatierra I have never before seen this emoji in a youtube comment on my computer. It is so perfectly outlined. This has just made my day.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +4

      you got that right!

    • @noneofyourbusiness302
      @noneofyourbusiness302 4 года назад +1

      Absolutely

    • @qianatierra
      @qianatierra 4 года назад +1

      @@AmazingRebel23 awe ok. Glad it did☺️

  • @bubgum00
    @bubgum00 4 года назад +204

    It would be better if he took a picture of himself wearing an apron with dinner in one hand and a vacuum in the other.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +15

      LoL. what is this the 50's

    • @StephJ0seph
      @StephJ0seph 4 года назад +5

      @@kvoncomedy Yeah for real, if someone said this about a woman the comments would've been all over it.

    • @emmak2971
      @emmak2971 4 года назад +17

      @@StephJ0seph that's precisely why it's okay to say it about a man. Men are never held up to the standards of looking good for their wife, doing house chores, and having a professional career. It'd be nice for the husband to make dinner and clean the house for Valentine's day.

    • @strawbarry418
      @strawbarry418 4 года назад +12

      @@emmak2971 I think it's nice if he helps with the chores everyday. Expecially if both work. He lives there too.

    • @trigcat3107
      @trigcat3107 4 года назад

      @@emmak2971 womanazi.

  • @Marklee-lx7cd
    @Marklee-lx7cd 4 года назад +209

    This man understands women more than women understand themselves.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +4

      LoL.

    • @guknhguhcrujbcd3962
      @guknhguhcrujbcd3962 4 года назад +3

      No

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +6

      @@guknhguhcrujbcd3962 yes I do EzZie

    • @denysecoop7356
      @denysecoop7356 3 года назад

      @@kvoncomedy Yes, I agree, you absolutely do! I’m a new subscriber to your RUclips channel. Love your comedy K-Von! I’ll be at your show when you come to SLC...

  • @tessstalls7822
    @tessstalls7822 4 года назад +17

    Turning a compliment into an argument, starving not know what I want to eat . . . . I feel so attacked

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +2

      all you can eat buffet!

  • @DNT2903
    @DNT2903 4 года назад +47

    SUITS> anything else. Barney Stinson knew it!!

  • @diedriegibbs6938
    @diedriegibbs6938 4 года назад +13

    I want more of him. He’s hilarious and yes it’s all true. 😂 😂😂😂

  • @shamanarasu2490
    @shamanarasu2490 4 года назад +24

    Don't say 'you look beautiful' suddenly one day, say it often

  • @aleshyadarling5274
    @aleshyadarling5274 4 года назад +56

    This man knows what he's talking about! Gentlemen, take notes!

  • @danielreed3718
    @danielreed3718 4 года назад +27

    If a lady said that about my nephew I’d call his mom, or one of my other sisters, and ask her to deck the creepy lady.

  • @anaa9245
    @anaa9245 4 года назад +24

    I saw K-von responding to a lot of other people’s comments, and I was like, man this guy is actually funny. I didn’t realize K-von is the comedian of this set lol

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +14

      yea.. sadly corona give me nothing better to do! so here we are LOL

  • @JeneeyO
    @JeneeyO 4 года назад +23

    Love K-von! Been following him for years! How is he looking better as he ages??

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +7

      you just won a FREE ticket

    • @JeneeyO
      @JeneeyO 4 года назад +1

      @@kvoncomedy 🤣🤣❤ Tanks!

  • @maryhasaballa4052
    @maryhasaballa4052 4 года назад +11

    It's true about the suit! Any good suit will make a man look so smooth. Whoo!

  • @notalltheories
    @notalltheories 4 года назад +65

    Nah, if you want to send your woman a picture that will drive her wild? Selfie of you doing the dishes. 😁

    • @haleywharton8038
      @haleywharton8038 4 года назад +2

      While flexing... you know just a little show of de muscles...😋

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +4

      LoL. tha's dope. chorn. Chores and ... well you know

    • @juliad9947
      @juliad9947 4 года назад +1

      Or cooking

    • @haveagoodday629
      @haveagoodday629 4 года назад

      Yeeeesssss!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

    • @vervetech9395
      @vervetech9395 3 года назад

      It doesn't always work guys. Maybe once in a while. Women naturally get bored easily if you keep doing it every time.

  • @MrFabiman27
    @MrFabiman27 4 года назад +11

    Dry Bar knocking it out of the park recently. Loving it

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +3

      yessss... they finally stepped up their game!!! LOL

  • @arijanajursic2421
    @arijanajursic2421 4 года назад +55

    Haha he is so good, I am dying😂

  • @DiBaozi
    @DiBaozi 3 года назад +4

    😂 "I'm coming back for you, save her for me"
    🤣🤣☠️ "Let your 401k dangle out of the briefcase"

  • @creampuff966
    @creampuff966 4 года назад +3

    Kvon is one of the best comedians I'm so happy he's on Dry Bar

  • @oluwaseyibamigboye7683
    @oluwaseyibamigboye7683 4 года назад +2

    That's right R.Kelly, tell it to the judge😂😂😂

  • @carynis1hotassgirl
    @carynis1hotassgirl 4 года назад +3

    I just clicked on him from my recommended videos. I love it!! LMAO

  • @mkm6458
    @mkm6458 4 года назад +3

    Just discovering K-von for the first time. Really funny, We need to see more.

  • @jennylewispixel
    @jennylewispixel 4 года назад +2

    FINALLY! A funny comedian! I've been looking for a really good stand up comedian for weeks. Thank you K-Von for making me laugh out loud in real life. Searching for more videos of you now...

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад

      good idea! 400 to choose from

  • @julitaserrano5550
    @julitaserrano5550 4 года назад +1

    One of the best on DryBar so far!!

  • @belovedkingdom
    @belovedkingdom 4 года назад +16

    This is one of the best observational sets I've seen in a minute! Had me rolling!
    😂 👌

  • @lianereading6707
    @lianereading6707 4 года назад +6

    Really funny guy gonna have to check out his full special on the app.

  • @neversayhello
    @neversayhello 4 года назад +2

    Oh Kvon, you underrated king. Still cheered me up after so many years 🤗

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +1

      and during corona!!!

  • @mb8219
    @mb8219 3 года назад +1

    🤣😂 turn a compliment into an argument 🙈🤣😂🤣 so true

  • @shinibirantaro3186
    @shinibirantaro3186 4 года назад +8

    I am SOO happy that K-Von has finally gotten a platform who can accept him. W
    I missed ya!!

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +2

      yessss... you would be surprised how hard they try to keep my comedy away from the masses!

  • @LadyMercutia
    @LadyMercutia 4 года назад +71

    1.) It was super creepy from the woman, too.
    2.) All I ever get from 99% of male comedians’ complaints about women is that apparently most of them like to date hyper volatile women. Because we’re not all like that. Not even most of us. It’s just odd.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +8

      We can tell you are like that.
      And that's why it's funny to so many of us LOL

    • @strawbarry418
      @strawbarry418 4 года назад +6

      It wouldn't really be funny if they told stories about completely normal human interactions though?
      I have a big problem with the "not all ______ are like that!" We know, but let us enjoy this hilarious story about a crazy person told in a humorous way.

    • @ak-ci5ih
      @ak-ci5ih 4 года назад +3

      As a man I confirm we all like soft spoken women, no need to be submissive but femininity is what men look for, tomboys are turndown to most men

    • @glowrillaz
      @glowrillaz 4 года назад +2

      2020 you can be a heckler from your home lol

    • @tangerine4665
      @tangerine4665 4 года назад +2

      a k so they appointed you as their spokesman? All men? Was there a summit meeting?

  • @revanthganesh3808
    @revanthganesh3808 3 года назад +2

    The impersonation of a girl at 1:30 was so spot on🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrPastige
    @MrPastige 3 года назад +1

    This one woman with the distinct laugh in the crowd carried the whole show lol

  • @RedCaio
    @RedCaio 4 года назад +94

    PSA: If it's gross for a man to do it, it's just as gross for a woman to do it.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +5

      ok. finally !

    • @strawberrycherrybaby
      @strawberrycherrybaby 4 года назад +13

      Totally! If some woman made the 'ooo let me know when he's 18' comment to my baby I'd pepper spray her!!! That's so creepy!!

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +2

      @@strawberrycherrybaby and film it

  • @bethlast1296
    @bethlast1296 4 года назад +23

    👍Absolutely hilarious and so true!

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +4

      you are now beth FIRST in my book

  • @RD12349
    @RD12349 3 месяца назад +1

    I love Kvon Comedy You tube channel. He is the best. So funny.

  • @AK-jt7kh
    @AK-jt7kh 3 года назад +1

    This guy is gold! So glad I found him! I have to join is collection of female fans - his stuff is hilarious!

  • @implodethehaxer2558
    @implodethehaxer2558 4 года назад +3

    The first "I" in the video, his voice cracks and so do I 😂

  • @itsjustvick
    @itsjustvick 4 года назад +7

    You forgot about the "Fitting everything in a suitcase"

  • @WittyBittyAnimeEdits
    @WittyBittyAnimeEdits 4 года назад +3

    I didn't expect much when i clicked on this but... I LOVED IT!!

  • @ashishuikey5870
    @ashishuikey5870 4 года назад +1

    My man poured *S T R A I G H T F A C T S* 💯

  • @beatleme2
    @beatleme2 4 года назад +17

    Turn a compliment into an argument 😂

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +2

      lol. came from a real life example

  • @nicoletoscano5377
    @nicoletoscano5377 4 года назад +30

    I love this comic

  • @kjo6256
    @kjo6256 4 года назад +5

    Upload the full one, please

  • @evanzablocki9346
    @evanzablocki9346 3 года назад

    The shopping mall joke, straight fire!

  • @judysternwell5696
    @judysternwell5696 4 года назад +7

    FUNNY, FUNNY DUDE. LMAO... 😂😂😂😂

  • @summersol5
    @summersol5 4 года назад +21

    That's a big one. Female on boy yes. Man on girl. Oh heck no! R Kelly is the safest comparison. This guy's good.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад

      lol

    • @summersol5
      @summersol5 4 года назад

      @@MS-sr6mj either way some kid is losing his virginity to some 20 year old.

  • @rabidbunny1013
    @rabidbunny1013 3 года назад +1

    The way the end was sooo true 🤣👏🏼🤣

  • @gregdamario5808
    @gregdamario5808 2 года назад +1

    You nailed all of it!

  • @thedistinguished5255
    @thedistinguished5255 4 года назад +32

    as a "woman" I want to have a stay at home husband as long as I'm able to hold him to the same standards stay-at-home wives are held:
    -pretty
    -clean
    -shaved
    -actually loves you

    • @nataliah4478
      @nataliah4478 3 года назад +3

      - does the lion's share of housework and childcare, and well, without applause

    • @BlueHat1
      @BlueHat1 3 года назад +4

      What are those quotation marks for?

    • @brennanlow2336
      @brennanlow2336 2 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure actually loves you isn't the standard...

    • @thedistinguished5255
      @thedistinguished5255 2 года назад

      @@brennanlow2336 its an expectation
      Edit i dont know if i explained correctly, im assigned female and i havent been planning to transition when i wrote that comment even though i already identified as nonbinary, because i thought i wouldnt have the resources and supportive environment for a while, but alot changed and i actually transitioned before getting a boyfriend🤣

    • @brennanlow2336
      @brennanlow2336 2 года назад +1

      @@thedistinguished5255 a hope

  • @valeriegonzalez4316
    @valeriegonzalez4316 4 года назад +13

    When I know my husband got paid I tell him, “oooboy! You lookin HOT today, you must have gotten paid! Come over here and let me give you some sugar!” Hahaha

  • @AdalineRaine
    @AdalineRaine 4 года назад +1

    This is the first I've seen of him. So funny!!!! :)

  • @EJofLA
    @EJofLA 4 года назад +1

    Great set thanks!

  • @santran9602
    @santran9602 4 года назад +4

    He’s so funny lol 😂

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +1

      tank uuuu miss tran!

  • @chelsea6329
    @chelsea6329 3 года назад +3

    I was born a woman and cannot pass this “woman test.” It needs to be stuff like “getting pantyhose to lay right” and “aggressive compliments” (neither are strong areas for me, but I can perform adequately...), maybe “remembering a specific quote from a previous fight to refute a current defense.”

  • @vrr3928
    @vrr3928 4 года назад +1

    As soon as I heard him say -'Can you turn a compliment into an argument?' I hit the like button!!!!

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +1

      I should have said it sooner! LoL

    • @vrr3928
      @vrr3928 4 года назад

      @@kvoncomedy You are awesome man! Love your stand-up!

  • @MsTiticat
    @MsTiticat 4 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂 more please!!

  • @Kevin-jc1fx
    @Kevin-jc1fx 4 года назад +5

    He is right about the test. Being a woman doesn't come cheap, to me it's an achievement on it's own. I'm a single guy but when I think about the few real women I know, only one word comes to my mind : RESPECT!

  • @brianamanley3133
    @brianamanley3133 4 года назад +3

    These are so true it so funny

  • @wendyyang10
    @wendyyang10 4 года назад +1

    The last joke really got me! Yeah it’s hot when guys dress nice, he got that right😂

  • @patsteele2120
    @patsteele2120 2 года назад +1

    I really enjoyed your set.

  • @jakeetschannel2031
    @jakeetschannel2031 4 года назад +20

    He ain't wrong 🤷🏾‍♀️
    Also, a man is a suit for us ladies is the equivalent of a woman in lingerie for you men

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +4

      less work for me. I can just stand up straight with clothes on. none of that bending and laying around

    • @jakeetschannel2031
      @jakeetschannel2031 4 года назад

      @@kvoncomedy exactly 😜

  • @candyxoxo19
    @candyxoxo19 4 года назад +3

    That's true. Everything you said. Nothing like a man in a suit with a briefcase or in a uniform. Thats what a girl wants. 💘

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +1

      because she wants a man with a job
      hahah!

  • @jnuy764
    @jnuy764 4 года назад +2

    One of my favourite comedians 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kauffrau6764
    @kauffrau6764 Год назад +2

    He is so funny - right on about women!

  • @yumyumbirdy8847
    @yumyumbirdy8847 4 года назад +6

    Huh, thought this was Ned from the try guys. lol

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +2

      nice TRY LoL

    • @jnuy764
      @jnuy764 4 года назад

      Now I see it too. 🤣

  • @kyleeconrad
    @kyleeconrad 4 года назад +16

    Sure, the kid double standard is not right but, to be fair, you men (as a collective) have brought that one upon yourselves with the fires of mount doom.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +10

      men didn't CREEPS DID while men ended up beating them up LOL

    • @apoo2345
      @apoo2345 4 года назад +5

      The said creeps are mostly male.. so it's justified for people to be weirded out by random men walking up to them...

    • @adiposeNarnian
      @adiposeNarnian 4 года назад

      Oooh we found the creepy guy, kids.

    • @denysecoop7356
      @denysecoop7356 3 года назад +1

      Double standard? Absolutely! And that is sad, because women do it too, they just don’t get caught as much as men do. Why? Because they’re women🤷‍♀️

  • @paulajurczak3542
    @paulajurczak3542 4 года назад +2

    Comedians are so hilariously honest😂

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +2

      yesssss.. as you can see in the comments... the hardcore radical left is trying to get us shut down. this is their last battle ground.
      save a comedian. CLOWN A RADICAL LEFTIST

  • @elvira-irinareisinger6370
    @elvira-irinareisinger6370 3 года назад

    50 seconds in and I'm going nuts. Need more videos.

  • @vineetjoshi1364
    @vineetjoshi1364 4 года назад +7

    0:06 - I'm a little more conservative .
    0:11 - and I am a progressive .

    • @wakeupamerica5971
      @wakeupamerica5971 4 года назад +2

      vineet joshi gotta make sure he don’t get canceled lol, ppl gotta make money

    • @vineetjoshi1364
      @vineetjoshi1364 4 года назад

      Just an observation .

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +3

      I'm too progressive for conservatives.. yet, too conservative for progressives. WHO AM I?! LOL

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +4

      @@wakeupamerica5971 it's true. hollywood has no diversity of thought

    • @MichelleCzarneckiakaBoogawes
      @MichelleCzarneckiakaBoogawes 4 года назад

      @@kvoncomedy As a woman and conservative in a mostly liberal state, I laughed so hard that I was crying afterwards. That has not been the case for some time. Thank you for your clean comedy!!

  • @julivictoria4501
    @julivictoria4501 4 года назад +18

    K-von. I need to hear more of your truth telling. Bonus... you're easy on the eyes!

  • @annv6781
    @annv6781 4 года назад +1

    This is why I love comedy

  • @massetozacarias5693
    @massetozacarias5693 4 года назад +2

    I remember at the mall i bought some office stuff and there was this woman in her late 20's asked me that i have a girlfriend (never had one in my life) and she said i'll see you. i was reminded by his story

  • @chrystallee5528
    @chrystallee5528 4 года назад +5

    I always tell my man that he looks his sexiest to me when he's working on something. Like the car or the roof 😒
    *Those muscles, glistening with sweat in the hot sun really turn me on.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад +1

      that's so you get more chores done! LoL

  • @dee4bee
    @dee4bee 4 года назад +4

    can you find out someone’s whole family history with only their name?

  • @PolarisGrace
    @PolarisGrace 4 года назад +1

    After all these years, still love him.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад

      hiiiiii

    • @PolarisGrace
      @PolarisGrace 4 года назад

      @@kvoncomedy in the famous words of my people, "Howdy"

  • @mramin8003
    @mramin8003 4 года назад +1

    I saw him on some episodes of MTV Disaster Date 10 years ago and he looks the same. Still killin’ it!

  • @edwinkirkland8856
    @edwinkirkland8856 4 года назад +3

    Truthful said

  • @Xero.mp3
    @Xero.mp3 4 года назад +8

    Can they send these to the people who want to take away woman’s rights??

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 4 года назад

      just about everyone has already seen it by now

  • @lipsohlips97
    @lipsohlips97 4 года назад +1

    OMG K-VON!! So happy ur here what?!?!

  • @kimberlyepps3730
    @kimberlyepps3730 4 года назад

    He’s soooo correct!!! Like ZZ Top sang ‘Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed man’!!