"Five Guys and Popeye's going straight to my thighs I am Tomar, very wise Everyone knows I'm in disguise Two of you and one of me Tomar every bald man be" Eminem's been oddly quiet about this ngl. I think he's scared of messing with The Flowmar
Yeah dude I hacked into Tomar's PC and this was in a folder named "Do not release" and I freaked out at some of the things in there. The public deserves to know the truth
@@arcticeditsstuff Yeah I heard Tomar has a LOT of the documents from Tiananmen Square that the Chinese government is refusing to release, and apparently he’s using them as blackmail to get money and contracts from China so he can run his sweatshops.
Holy heckin narwhal bacon! I must consult my funko pop collection and ask for their ancient eldritch wisdom! After I drink some soylent I'll post the answer on reddit!
I have no way to prove this because I haven't been in contact with him for a couple years but I think the guy who tried to sell Lyle the pig was my dad
LOL! I am so freaking crazy and my humor is SO messed up 😂😂😂 I always ask people, “have you seen OneyPlays” and if they say no I have to warn them because of how edgy and crazy I am, my humor is SO BROKEN 😅
You need a run button in a platforner is so that you can rp walk up to the goomba and talk like a mafia don about to kill him before you jump on his head and brake his neck
I love how infrequently Tomar cooperates with a yes-and.
Consequence of being the only one with a soul
Lyle's tomar rap is severely underrated like its actually really good
Flowmar
"Five Guys and Popeye's
going straight to my thighs
I am Tomar, very wise
Everyone knows I'm in disguise
Two of you and one of me
Tomar every bald man be"
Eminem's been oddly quiet about this ngl. I think he's scared of messing with The Flowmar
"Two of you and one of me, tomar every bald man be" is actually one of the funniest oneyplays lines ever. That and the whole chuckies mom roleplay.
lyle is funny and a quick thinker and i like his energy
@@Dafoodmaster nice try, Lyle
@@johblin fine, you got me, i used my classic iconic alias "dafoodmaster"
*fuck off*
bart dies
Its honestly a shame no ones animated Bumble Bee Man pinching Lisas arms and pulling her hair in the back of the car
Among other parts of her yet-to be defiled body..
Too graphic for RUclips
Erm... Guys? Is that thumbnail real? Is that really true?
Yeah dude I hacked into Tomar's PC and this was in a folder named "Do not release" and I freaked out at some of the things in there. The public deserves to know the truth
I can't believe tomar did that...again.
@@arcticeditsstuff Yeah I heard Tomar has a LOT of the documents from Tiananmen Square that the Chinese government is refusing to release, and apparently he’s using them as blackmail to get money and contracts from China so he can run his sweatshops.
Holy heckin narwhal bacon! I must consult my funko pop collection and ask for their ancient eldritch wisdom! After I drink some soylent I'll post the answer on reddit!
Yes and it is very arousing, seeing people getting flattened by a tank make mah pee pee hard
"I'm never going to get in trouble" - bumble bee bart
Bee infested gorilla is now my favourite Oneyplays moment :)
I love oneyplays compilation thumbnails, they're always wildly inappropriate in just the right way
oneyplays isnt a decline, it's more of a...slide to the side
Sliide to the left!
CHRIS CROSS
I do believe it was alot funnier with ding dong and Julian but that's probably becuade it was more autistic
@@Brutaldeathkingpindefinitely prefer zach, cory, lyle or tomar
@@hammer8771only because they are gay huh
I can’t believe somebody actually made Corey’s Resident Evil DLC completely in blender
Link?
@@thevanillafeziantits been wiped off of the internet due to its content dude.
@@thevanillafeziantyeah erm why would you wanna see that kinda crap dude?
@@KyleCote-qq4rjbecause it's the dlc
I found an animation of it too.
ruclips.net/video/4L0UqZRa6Go/видео.htmlsi=Lo3XwnTs7S3B5PFo
*”Marge- he’s talking a lot of sense”* 😢☹️
Bumblebee Bart is funny i don’t care what anyone says
I will never get in trouble
Simpsons already did it, in season 5 episode 18 Homer replaces Bart with Hans Moleman
@@sneezewax3567I believe you implicitly
@@sneezewax3567 *Hanz Manmole
It's true. @@nothanks9503
I swear I used to be semi-normal before I started watched these funny boys
Layer 1
That thumbnail got a real good laugh out of me.
Excellent, Smithens
8:24 underrated Lyle joke.
Most Lyle jokes are underrated.
@@KoopySandwiches I completely agree
Artic did Tiny Man Square 😱
Spongeman ice cone
The compilation is great but my god that might be the funniest thumbnail I’ve ever seen
Lyle's website is a one-stop shop for mom and pop but don't bring dad around here - it ain't no place for dads.
4:01 my second favorite Lyle moment
I really want a compilation of every moment that gets Chris doing his loud laugh. Bee gorilla and Tommy Two being the big ones
9:27 “it looks like a little… shitty”
2:50 oneyplays predicts cunny
3:42 “imagine if he became the president”
….who’s gonna tell him
The thumbnail to this video is probably the funniest Tomar implication I’ve seen.
Of course Tomar would do this :(
That thumbnail really caught me off guard as I scrolled onto it
13:16 Bro you wanna come over and oink with me? I got Pig Physics by Albert Einstein
"so that is the bell end baby" killed me
Tomar rap: 5:06
I have no way to prove this because I haven't been in contact with him for a couple years but I think the guy who tried to sell Lyle the pig was my dad
Son of The Swine (2005)
Far as im concerned. Ash Redfield is now a Canon Resident Evil character lol
Still cant tell if lyle added the tomar rap in post or he just did that and chris had no reaction
I had never thought about that possibility.. it gives me hope
Lyle wasn't listed as an editor on that episode, but I guess it's not impossible
The fact Lyle can recite DK songs off the top of his head is insane
4:02
Tomar said and I quote "I'm the jewish version of Hitiler." Question mark, um ok about that?
Oooooh ok, so THIS is the bell end baby. Gotcha.
2:50 cute and funny???!!! 😭😭😭😭
14:42 LIMP BIZKIT REFERENCED‼️
Erm... Decline in your humor? Don't you mean Celestial ascending humor?
I wish there was a tomar museum...
they wrote saltburn in the first joke
My dicedlexia was acting up so I read "Decline of humanity"
Tomarnmen square thumbnail is crazy work
I wanna meet zack in real life, he’s like that one guy you barely know but you match the same energy and wanna be friends with him
3:40 foreshadowing
2:50 What
2:51 Chris don’t say that about a kid
10:26 is that literally the smiling friends lore of the episode with the demon lady
I love Lyle's Tomar rap
you're thumbnail goes crazyyy
2:18 I remember catch phrasing this so much
13:44 oh yeah this was the last playthrough before the Oneystays era
You are my boy.
Thumbnail making sure this doesn't show in China. Lol.
5:06 I want a full version of this rap
The wild boar guy is the most psychotic person in every room.
the best thumbnail of all time
10:30 Chris Soundboard
18:40 I think Cory got Dead Rising and Resident Evil lore mixed up
As a Mexican I loved the Mexican bart part
“Oneyplays Moments That Have Contributed To The Decline Of My Humor” ☝️🤓
My freaking humor is so messed up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL! I am so freaking crazy and my humor is SO messed up 😂😂😂 I always ask people, “have you seen OneyPlays” and if they say no I have to warn them because of how edgy and crazy I am, my humor is SO BROKEN 😅
@@oldylad oneyplays humor is just normal humor to me. Just a glimpse inside the craziness of my humor
I went to crackmilf and it actually exists
Lyle's really into that boarcore lifestyle
Goo goo ga ga? 🤨
i wanna be chris i think
Ngl that would be a dope Treehouse of Horror
15:15 ...is that you Holmes?
thanks for the epic upload! HAHAHAHAH YEEEEAAA YEEEEAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA YEEEEEEES
You need a run button in a platforner is so that you can rp walk up to the goomba and talk like a mafia don about to kill him before you jump on his head and brake his neck
Yo it's crazy but Zach is a little bit taller than Tomar
I don't think Tomar is less than .5m tall
What did Tomar actually mean at the end
“Decline”????????????????????????
Hehe