I like how he starts hyperventilating and getting really scared and paranoid and starts asking if he can call his mom after he believes he said gnomestruck
my favorite "tomoment" is when tomar pulled out a switchblade and started lightly grazing his coworker/friend zach's neck and asked him if he knows what it feels like to be god
Funnier to imagine that “big tomar” isn’t a metaphor for some large omnipresent corporation, but rather a literal giant tomar who hears everything that anyone says about Tomar and will stomp over to your house and crush you like a bug.
@@arcticeditsstuffyeah man be careful he literally bit into the skull of my homie's uncle's best friend's wife's cousin, pretty traumatic stuff. I'll never stop speaking my truth and warning future generations
@@RealClassixXyeah these people who are friends for years and years and have worked together, who you know nothing about, you can empathetically understand how tomar isn't having fun or laughing with them but you KNOW that he is being bullied..... as a 30 plus year old man....
I was at Anthrocon and ran into Tomar of all people. I instantly went ''Holy shit, Tomar, big fan! I loved you from back in the newgrounds days and now on oneyplays, great to meet you!'' and without skipping a beat he asked ''Are you armed?''. I was taken aback a bit considering the oddness of the question but I stammered ''Uh, well I support the right to defend oneself but no I don't have any weapons on me'' after which I saw the blacks in his eyes grow like a cat's eyes do when they spot a little mouse. Well, I don't want to get into what happened next but lets just say it took me 3 hours to type this out.
please be careful Arctic, Big Tomar might come after you for this. i pray for your safety so we can continue to get amazing comps that expose Tomar for his evil ways
Fun fact the sick twisted poultry industry actually doesn't even keep hens to produce all your delicious grocery store eggs they are actually laid by a bunch of little Tomars kept in cramped, inhumane cages to lay eggs for our desires.
Ive never watched muppet babies, so ive always been confused about why every time they come up with a fake baby show, tomar sings the same theme, "(insert name) babies, make your dreams come true"
The thing about comedy is, in order to do it right, Tomar has to let himself be led down these horrible psychological paths for the amusement of these two goblins.
Look say what you will about Tomars character and the horrible things hes done, hes one of the few humans that can frame perfectly flutterjump irl and gain infinite height. Thats says something
@@AJMcCormack-l1x Joshua "The Mighty" Tomar has the world record for most consecutive back flips, when he backed flipped 38,429 times across the pacific ocean
I used to play on Tomar's server. Still have a lot of nostalgia for that. One time I found a whole ass underwater city on the server and didn't even get reprimanded for breaking into it because nobody could figure out who made it.
The reason Big Tomar is so big is because he underhandedly tricks and threatens (and outright ROBS!!) the smaller Tomars into giving him their tree stars for him to eat all for himself and never share.
Big Tomar is an individual of 6' 10 height and 4' width. His forehead makes up about 1/5th of his body and has a concave structure similar to that of a satellite dish, allowing him to engage in long distance communications with pilots, other countries and the ISS. His contributions to NASA have brought him closer to his goal of galactic Tomanifestation.
1:26 every time i hear this bit i think it's going to be a rendition of "Baby Monkey Riding on a Pig, Baby Monkey" and every time i am sorely mistaken and immeasurably disappointed
I saw a press conference where the police chief in their city was asked by an interviewer why nothing had been done about his decade long crime spree. The chief actually looked scared to answer, I'm assuming Tomar did something to keep him quiet
Tomar likes to draw smiley faces on his toenails and calls them his little toemars
Them trying to gaslight him into thinking he said gnomestruck is one of my favourite moments :)
I can't believe it actually worked
I like how he starts hyperventilating and getting really scared and paranoid and starts asking if he can call his mom after he believes he said gnomestruck
its hilarious how he IMMEDIATELY questions himself. theyve truly whittled him down, turned him into a mere pawn in their grand scheme.
Someone needs to edit him actually saying that using AI
Wym gaslight? He clearly said it smh...
Tomar saying "we need to get these monkeys off our streets" is my favourite tomar moment.
my favorite "tomoment" is when tomar pulled out a switchblade and started lightly grazing his coworker/friend zach's neck and asked him if he knows what it feels like to be god
@turdwrangler his legal team claims he was just shaving his friend because he looked "very unkampt"
I thought this was one of those multiple made up Tomar quotes, then he really fuckign said it
It's his too, but you didn't hear that from me.
he aint got no time for them shiii
Funnier to imagine that “big tomar” isn’t a metaphor for some large omnipresent corporation, but rather a literal giant tomar who hears everything that anyone says about Tomar and will stomp over to your house and crush you like a bug.
thats right better watch out
its like the mall of the mountain king jerma scenario
its fucked up jerma and tomar ALSO share the same voice actor, kind of fucked up honestly @@BalsamicJeebs
@@squidboygrey2915 i know theyre replacing tomars voice actor after what he "allegedly" did, but i think we should give him a chance
And he dosent want us to watch these specific clips for some unknown reason
It's hilarious to me that Tomar's Mind has been broken to such a degree that he has started to make an impression of himself.
The fractured mind of jashua tomar
i've been trying to warn you guys about big tomar for years and no one's been listening to me
Big Tomar took my family for me saying I didn't like the turtle racing minigame from Shenmue 3 and now I fight against the Tomarites
@@arcticeditsstuffgood luck man the tomar clan is really hard to fight my cousin tried to do it and he got shoved into a vase
I don't understand
@@arcticeditsstuffyeah man be careful he literally bit into the skull of my homie's uncle's best friend's wife's cousin, pretty traumatic stuff. I'll never stop speaking my truth and warning future generations
Tomar walked so Kissinger could run
My new favorite RUclips comment
So Zelensky could sprint at Sonic speed.
@John-Adams so Putin could Warp light travel
tomar is the perfect balance to chris and zach’s insanity which makes their dynamic so much funnier lmao
Most people would refer to this as "bullying victim", but go off, I guess.
@@RealClassixXsounds like you've never had friends, lol. Thicken that weak, weak lil skin.
@@RealClassixXyeah these people who are friends for years and years and have worked together, who you know nothing about, you can empathetically understand how tomar isn't having fun or laughing with them but you KNOW that he is being bullied..... as a 30 plus year old man....
@@TheKiddingStar Yes.
@@TheKiddingStarhow DARE you belittle tomars experienc
Tomar, we're not mad about the fart fetish channel, we're mad that you lied about it.
I'm real mad. Hold me back
@@tccasanova 😔
@literal_trash allegedly made the "She poot" girls gone gross theme song
Tomar so far has shown us:
1) that he Cant count
2) Thinks hes better THAN gollums' riddles
3) Gets distracted by chris going "myamyamya"
I was at Anthrocon and ran into Tomar of all people. I instantly went ''Holy shit, Tomar, big fan! I loved you from back in the newgrounds days and now on oneyplays, great to meet you!'' and without skipping a beat he asked ''Are you armed?''. I was taken aback a bit considering the oddness of the question but I stammered ''Uh, well I support the right to defend oneself but no I don't have any weapons on me'' after which I saw the blacks in his eyes grow like a cat's eyes do when they spot a little mouse. Well, I don't want to get into what happened next but lets just say it took me 3 hours to type this out.
Thank you StrawberryDonutKing
“jutting jawmar” is genuinely one of the funniest oney bits ive ever seen
please be careful Arctic, Big Tomar might come after you for this. i pray for your safety so we can continue to get amazing comps that expose Tomar for his evil ways
Arctic was later found dead by 2 self inflicted gunshot wounds to the back of his head.
8:05 I can’t believe Tomar was more focused on doing sick drifts than saving his wife from a murderer
Making eggs to this comp
Fun fact the sick twisted poultry industry actually doesn't even keep hens to produce all your delicious grocery store eggs they are actually laid by a bunch of little Tomars kept in cramped, inhumane cages to lay eggs for our desires.
Laying***
@@edwinyoung8919excreting**
Sniffing***
@@mrwri snorting***
i like how their impression of him sounds like chills
Shortly after I watched this video, Tomar cornered me at a Costco in Burlington, WA and demanded I wipe my phone's memory
Burlington, WA mentioned 😮
Finally some recognition for Washington cities that aren’t Seattle
thought that was going to end with demanding you wipe your ass lmao
Big tomar really doesn’t want me to see this because the video REFUSES to load
My video loaded a little bit then stopped
Big Tomar sold me fentanyl
And regular Tomar tried to sell me the meth that he so famously smokes
Chris saying "'Tomar look at that!' and hes going 'Nowmnowmnowmnowmnowm'" is underrated imo
Dumb baby noises to distract tomar, his favorite thing in the woorld
Ive never watched muppet babies, so ive always been confused about why every time they come up with a fake baby show, tomar sings the same theme, "(insert name) babies, make your dreams come true"
Gooning and laying eggs to this comp
The thing about comedy is, in order to do it right, Tomar has to let himself be led down these horrible psychological paths for the amusement of these two goblins.
Eeeyup, added to the collection.
THIS IS TOMAR'S LIFE NOW
dear god, theyve photoshopped him with a tree star.
Blocked from the channel, nerd.
in the classic words that Tomar himself always uses, Its Tomar Time
When i was young, tomar would say i was his "little lotus flower" and ruffled my hair
This is the first compilation I've found with Jutting Jawmar. That's my favorite Tomoment.
It _is_ Tomar Time
Look say what you will about Tomars character and the horrible things hes done, hes one of the few humans that can frame perfectly flutterjump irl and gain infinite height. Thats says something
Tomar might take evil pleasure in acts of violence, but he does hold the record for most consecutive backflips in a row
@@AtomicFlounder42i'm high as fuck right now and i have no idea what thid comment means but i love it
@@AJMcCormack-l1x Joshua "The Mighty" Tomar has the world record for most consecutive back flips, when he backed flipped 38,429 times across the pacific ocean
I used to play on Tomar's server. Still have a lot of nostalgia for that. One time I found a whole ass underwater city on the server and didn't even get reprimanded for breaking into it because nobody could figure out who made it.
Tomar's been making eggs on a daily basis and quite frankly it's time for him to get help.
Big Tomar is responsible for imposing strict regulations on Tomars to make sure that they’re all kept to the highest company standards.
The reason Big Tomar is so big is because he underhandedly tricks and threatens (and outright ROBS!!) the smaller Tomars into giving him their tree stars for him to eat all for himself and never share.
Secret department of ADD is an underrated joke
Tomar Babies is kinda underrated tbh
MY favourite moment is when tomar ate a tree star right out of my mind
3:05 If you listen in the background you can hear Tomar kissing his wife
we need to tax BIG TOMAR
Oneyplays has made me more aware of people attempting persuasion/gaslighting in the real world
I read the thumbnail as "Tomar's scary"
Big Tomar is an individual of 6' 10 height and 4' width. His forehead makes up about 1/5th of his body and has a concave structure similar to that of a satellite dish, allowing him to engage in long distance communications with pilots, other countries and the ISS. His contributions to NASA have brought him closer to his goal of galactic Tomanifestation.
0:49 one of Oneyplays' best original songs.
He can’t hide behind his special heart now
The fuck are you talking about? LITTLE Tomar would kill me if he knew I saw this.
My favorite Tomar moment was when they talked about the altercation he had in passing with Toby Turner aka Tobuscus
this compilation gave me big pulsing heart eyes! i love my wittle tomey womey
You know the gaslighting is cooking when even I, the viewer, needs to roll it back to check if Tomar actually said "gnomestruck" or not.
I just noticed Tomar eating his iconic tree star in the thumbnail
Big tomar doesnt want me to see it so badly that the video wont even load
Hey great video but one thing. And I've noticed this in all compilations. It's actually spelt Tolmar, it's just that the L is silent
No it’s actually toemar on account of his big cyclops toe
the tree star on the lip was a beautiful touch
19:08 Tomar references Simon Burch
Big Tomar sounds like a nickname he'd give himself
I love how a lot of the jokes about Tomar is just them teasing him about being married to a woman he loves so much babe.
Arctic was found dead with 28 shots to the back of head, ruled as suicide
2:17
6:44 I just realised lyle said "beef" for a hog related business. Typical tomar with his lies and manipulation
i cant wait for the far off year of 2141 where they sell pocket tomars on every corner, my life will be complete and i will crumble into dust.
tomar always says “see you tomar-oh!”
“Doesn’t want you to see” is right.
Anyone incapable of playing the video.
It won’t load no matter what I try or when I try it!
Big Tomar is always watching
Wait did you just say gnomestuck dude
Tomar likes to call us his wittle pawns.
I like how the only thing "big Tomar" is trying to hide is the most incriminating things Tomar has done
Tomar is so fucked up dude
my nephew used to watch tomar babies, but then his hair started falling out and he grew a big beard, we had to stop him before it was too late...
Fort Tomar must be saved and preserved for eons and eons.
1:26 every time i hear this bit i think it's going to be a rendition of "Baby Monkey Riding on a Pig, Baby Monkey" and every time i am sorely mistaken and immeasurably disappointed
i love how most of these are just the boys bullying tomar.
Tomar’s Big Ol’ Hock o’ Hog is just a front for his meth empire
3:32 surprised it took this long after i read the title
These Tomoments will go down in history
chris confronting tomar about his right leaning movie review channel: "you lied to us?"
Tomar sounds suspiciously like "Tamar," wife of Judah, the son of Jacob. What I'm trying to say is, yeah, Mossad agent.
3:32 saving this moment of Tomar monkeying around
Evidently The Tomafia used their hackers to downscale this video to 720p
We live in a societomar
After smiling friends ends zach should make tomar babies
I saw a press conference where the police chief in their city was asked by an interviewer why nothing had been done about his decade long crime spree. The chief actually looked scared to answer, I'm assuming Tomar did something to keep him quiet
Man that tomorrow time edit early on would benefit heavily from the new tomorrow time edit about their March they did lol.
What’s worth acknowledging?
I'm tired of Big Tomar's hold on the devilled egg market.
I've been trying to shut down Big Tomar for years and nobody cared until just now
tomar might kill you for this
Everyone keeps talking about Big Tomar's schemes but no one ever mentions the equally horrific crimes of Little Tomar (Tomulad)...
Wtf i laid my eegs and another dinosaur stole my younglings
I'm kinda developing right now can you give me a break?
Tomardactyl
errrm actually its "Ptolmardactyl" the P and L are silent
You think he uses the eggs in the cunkies
Do they have the same tomar on everytime or do they swap with the newer generations as the years go on?
i miss you
Pigua Hogmar
Tomar’s undies compilation NOW
The most oppressed individual
What let’s play is at 25:00?
Civilization VI
Thank you!
Is it just me or can anyone else not watch this video on ios
Tomar owns apple
Classic apple product user 😂
Who is this.
14:18