What if Kars Returned? (Ultimate Kars Vs. JoJo)
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- Опубликовано: 4 май 2018
- Ultimate Kars, a being we had lost to time and Joseph Joestar.
Here's his return and him running the gauntlet against the JoJoverse.
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"What about Superfly": twitter.com/Kaleb_IA/status/992874877630623744
"Where's Alessi/Sethan": Put the two against each other and the time that Alessi needs to call out Sethan and use it against
Kars is a long longer than the time it takes for Kars to blitz him and end it.
The Grateful Dead: "He will never grow old."
but what if its daytime when Alessi makes him younger? wouldnt he revert back to normal Kars and if its daytime wouldnt he die? (obviously not planned because Alessi is an idiot but its a possibility)
but its still unlikely for alessi to win i guess since his shadow has to be able to touch his shadow for him to win but who knows.
I've been thinking, aren't stands able to become selectively intangible? I remember there being at least a couple times where a stand phases through one object but interacts with another. Primary example being Star Platinum phasing through Jotaro and Joseph but touching their hearts.
As for Superfly, I'd say that superfly alone is unable to beat him, but with Jotaro's Star Platinum I doubt Kars can pull a trick such as the suggested feather thing.
Okay. There is a problem with GER here. Namely we don't know how it works fully. So much so that Giorno himself admits it. For example, it could possibly loop Kars into a single action, like hime flapping his wings and leave him in the air forever. Keep in mind i am still reading through part 5 as of writing this so i'm probably wrong.
Kaleb I.A. What about gold experience requiem?
Oi Josuke!
I used my Stand [ZA HANDO] to erase some naked birdman!!
Ain’t that crazy?
Mr. Sexy oi okuyasu nice job!
Official Speedwagon hello
Am I the only one who died from the hilarity of this jo-joke?
Lol i can just imagine him looking up. Seeing kars’s meteor falling towards them and just using the hand to delete kars before he even gets to move again.
Mr. Sexy *happy yarai yarai dazai
**Kars returns to Earth**
Kars: I'm never going near a volcano ever again.
LMFAO
Charlie Yang imagine if he landed in a volcano
@@joshuagraham5750 Gets blasted back out
@@KitsuneShapeShifter Team Rocket's blasting off again
Edzeil The Goat N o
Surprised no one's brought up the fact that the creator of JoJo said if Kars ever returned to Earth and saw a Stand User he'd very easily develop a stand.
Ok
How would he even know stands exist he cant see them?
@@Twak08 a user.
@@averageminecraftenjoyer9419 he can see the user but not the stand for all he knows he just randomly feeling getting punched while somebody just stands there
@@Twak08 yeah but arent stands genetic? and also come from your mind and soul
The pic of Kars from the manga where it points at his smug face and says “IQ: 400” is total meme material
Kars : JOJO IM BACK-
*Joestars Standing in front of kars*
Kars : Jojo?
All of them at the same time: yes
Spoilers:
All main universe joestars are dead except Joseph, Josuke and Giorno.
Emperor Penguin • 9 years ago what about the new universe Joestars?
@@KneedTime , Well, they are not from the main universe, and Johnny is dead.
Spoilers
Rohan:Heavens Door!
Rohan:*writing*
Kars eventually stopped thinking
Then kars have a seizure
But how rohan came up unnoticed to the Kars
Rohan writes: “strategical genius” in okuyasu ez win
gg no re
just start moving your arm in a circle
The problem is, if Kars returned in any part after BT he'd get his hands on the Arrow very quickly, and he could even develop a stand on his own. And even then, if he has genetic info in him from all lifeforms, you could speculate that after Kars makes contact with a stand user, he could copy their genetic info, which essentially carries dormant stands
Yeah hed probably be like an evolved WS. Can access any stand he comes into contact with, and probably could even have his own too.
I don't think he could just copy stands, but it stands to reason that the guy who made his own species extinct to pursue power would have a very powerful stand. And even if it sucked, the ability to see stands is a massive improvement.
In part 5 we learned stands come from a kind of virus from outer space. If Kars could replicate that virus and understand it's power he could turn off stands create arrows or reach haven presumably do anything.
Kars with d4c solos anime it would take too long to explain but he would
there was a light novel and kars got a stand which was whitesnake and evolved it into a requiem and evolved until he got mih ultimate requiem. idk what it does.
Imagine he lands with a note on his chest saying:
"On behalf of all Aliens, PLEASE KEEP YOUR DEMONS ON YOUR OWN PLANET."
The saiyans got tired of his ass lol
WE DON'T WANT TO DIE!
Theres 666 likes
@@kazekori9593 now 777
"Nail I saw a bird...it was sexy"
Finally, 2020 is over!
2021: *sexy meteorite falls from space*
Burh
@@l8tr.kuj078 Lol! Funny seeing you here!
@@mr.bluependant1871 I could say the same for you
@@l8tr.kuj078 Fair enough...this kind of thing like never happens though, heheh.
@@mr.bluependant1871 well today is your lucky day
What if Rohan just used Heaven’s Door on Kars and wrote “dead” on him?
Or "No longer the Ultimate Lifeform"
Or "fly in space"
i swear heavens door is as op as The World Over Heaven
heaven's door is a stronger version of weather report
@@no-qy3pq use cream and erase him
jotaro just has to say: *so it's the same type of lifeform* and he will immediately gain all of ultimate kars' abilities
Well star platinum's potential is: A
𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚
@@dio9488 To trigger you, DIO!
Heya younger Jotaro.
Yes.
Chef Tonio would win by making him a meal so good that ultimate kars would believe that humanity is worthy of another chance.
Even though ultimate Kars wouldn't need food the aroma of the food would be so good that he'd just can't help but try it
Kars: Kill all humans.
(Tonio passes him some food)
Kars: ……
Kill most humans
Yes it is only right that the ultimate lifeform would deserve the ultimate cuisine.
This is like Dragonball lol
This is like Dragonball lol
What a wholesome answer. I like this.
My headcanon is a sexy Kars meteorite floating by some alien ships where one of the aliens says, "Hey, that reminds me of a meteor we sent away millions of years ago! We should send someone like that Mikitaka guy to check it out!"
Rohan: Hevens door: Kars becomes my friend and can not hurt me.
And he kills josuke
josuke: hey dad i found a weird rock
joseph: OH MY GOO-
Joseph: “Son, it’s time I teach you the classic Joestar technique.”
But 2ich rock
Remember that josuke turned angelo into a rock
@@D4C_Gaming NIGERUNDAYO
Jo A̶n̶g̶e̶l̶o̶ Kars.
kars is just a 12 year old in minecraft with creative mode on
Pyrolusite lmao
*_THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM_*
Why does this make more sense the more you think about it?
Says the robloxian
"says the robloxian"
*has roblox pfp*
If Kars has a soul, couldn’t either of the D’Arby brothers win in a scenario where they somehow trick him into a game?
Kars has am iq of 400 D'Arby's cant beat him
@@Twak08 Truth is, the game was rigged from the start. _heh_
@@Kazini_ figures it out easly and proves it
@@Twak08 then ig Joseph’s iq is 500
@@noobdestroyer4758 no lol joseph way to kill kars was PURE luck the volcano was luck the arm was luck it was all luck
The best option for DIO would probably be to use The World and Vanilla Ice in conjunction; have Vanilla Ice turn into his void, and the freeze time. Then shove Kars into it in frozen time. It's about the best shot DIO has.
Imagine next jojo starts off with astronauts bringing back a weird artifact from space and it's Kars
Edit: I'm back 11 months later thank you for the likes and secons off i thought about it
WHAT IF WHEN JOSUKE HEALED JOSEPH IT MADE HIS ARM PROSTETHIC SLOWLY COME BACK TK EARTH
Yo, i actually never thought that lmao
Yare yare,you're bringing your own misfortune jiji
*h* *e* *y* *l* *o* *l*
so DIO's reawakening the electric boogaloo
Part 9 is sounding great
Rohan using Heaven's Door: Hmm interesting, let's erase that whole "perfect being" thing.
He should just write: ded
@Sans_PlayerIsHere ! Heavens Door can't affect someone physically, it'll affect someone only in mind. That's why Rohan couldn't heal himself with Heaven's Door.
He'll just write "I would get to Andromeda" or some shit like that
I would write: I serve and obey (user's name) no matter what. Then you have the ultimate bodyguard or task maker.
"I AM THE PERFECT BEING, I CANNOT BE BEATEN! I'M THE PERFECT"
"Well yes, but actually no"
@Jv Tabuac Bruh fucking Joseph tricked him a majority of the time. You don't think Rohan could? He could just throw one of his Manga's at him.
So, I realized that Joseph's hand is still attached to Kars, meaning if Josuke punched Joseph with Crazy Diamond to "restore" him, his hand should return to him, pulling Kars back to earth with him...
That's great plot idea for the final boss with every stands ability. Have to use science to defeat it
Furthermore Santana is still alive just in hibernation under uv lights, if the lights malfunction he comes back to life and moves to morioh pretends to be a normal citizen and while Joseph is there mentions how awful Joseph not having a hand is and josuke repairs it kars flies back to earth and we all die
@@viralcircuitry8003 Santana probably needs a bit of blood to be reborn I mean that dude is probably dried as fuck man lmao
yes i was thinking of that in my sleep so i searched it up
Bruh do people not know Joseph’s hand would be considered separate
josuke: hey koichi, why did angelo change from deformed to a long haired, shirtless, meteor dude?
kars's rock: starts to crack
josuke and koichi: *hehe, im in danger*
Joseph noticing kars in the distance: KIRA, I KNOW WE ARE ENEMIES BUT WE NEED A SHEAR HEART ATTACK
if Kars is so good, why isn't there a Kars 2?
But there is. There's even a Kars 3.
There was a spin-off about Planes, but that one crashed and burned (Must've been the work of Joseph Joestar!)
leave
Star Copper gladly
There's a Kars 36
I think we're forgetting the most OP character,
TURTLE POLNAREFF.
You mean speed wagon?
@@Nnexialist Speedwagon isn't a character, he's a god.
totally not affiliated with big kev speedwagon?
@@dragonart1861 speedwagon?
@poi nooby the wheelchair is only stronger when polnareff is in his cripple form, once he is in turtle form the wheelchair has to find a new host.
Kars: *Is sun bathing*"
Rohan: "「Heaven's Door」and then ultimate kars, became not so ultimate kars"
Heaven's door is broken. "And now, you will die."
@@3HeadedGOAT311 I prefer the idea of changing the K to a C so that he just screams as he morphs into a Honda civic
@@kingofthefleetians7569 multiple of them in fact
Kars: *hears Rohan coming from 2km away*
*throws a knife at mach 2*
Rohan: *Turns into red mist*
heavy weather: "Hey Kars, you're a snail now."
Kars: "Oh, I'm a snail now."
heavy weather: *stomps out snars.*
Kars could just re-arrange his body to stop being a snail or even do a Wammu and rip out his own eyes and kill Weather Report after locating him with the wind.
*rushes to pick up phone*
*dials number frantically*
GIORNO! GIORNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Just Some Guy with a Mustache he’d lose
@@opulentornstein how?
@@opulentornstein G.E.R bitch
Kars: why do I hear a boss piano?
@RSh-12 Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Kars: *come back*
The jojos: *calling for okuyasu*
fish just fish his stand could win but not with him as the user.
Kars can regen his body stupid
@@oculism5158 He can dum dum dont you hear what speedwagon said
@@jaedenshr9339 za hando or vanilla ice can delete cars existencial but the user cant
@@oculism5158 He could still grow it back. It's not like Crazy Diamond where it puts old pieces back together, Ultimate Kars grows completely new cells
"Kars is immortal, undefeatable!"
well we can trust speedwagon's information so Kars is basically never gonna die.
So long as he doesn't shit talk Josuke's hair
Kars was 100%beat by normal ass lava.
@@braedenmclean5304 we will ignore that.
@@braedenmclean5304 Didn't he think of a solution to that problem and escape the lava after being in it for like 15 seconds?
@@bigdinobuilder5845 yes that is true. But if he is “in killable immortal and unstoppable” why did the lava pose any kind of threat to him in the first place?
Josuke: Uh dad, I think I healed the wrong hand.
Joseph: w-wait, y-you WHAT?!
Jotaro: yare yare daze, we need Kira's help.
To be fair just thorw Joseph out of space :v
Kars: *falls back to earth*
Kars: “Finally! Now I ca-“
GER: *n o.*
G.E.R gets wrecked by kars. Kars is immoral and can do anything. Like fugo, Akari needed to write him out.
Anthony Decesare wow! It’s almost like... *this was a joke!*
@@saltysnowboi I'm sorry, sarcasm/ jokes aren't very well understood through text unLeSS yOu tExT liKE tHiS
Anthony Decesare TexT LikE tHiS my ass. You don’t need that to understand that it’s a joke.
Anthony Decesare Kars isn’t touching GER though.
Joesph in battle tendency: "I have defeated an ultimate being through my wits and luck!"
Joesph in stardust crusaders: " The technique I used to defeat one of the strongest people on the earth is useless and now I'm also useless..."
I hate this so much in part 3
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!
his hamon was a unborn compared to battle tendency
But still is funny as hell
Useless, Useless, Useless!!!
Kaleb: Nope. Not a single one. GER: Am I a joke to you.
Spoiler for part 5 ending
I thought he was joking but apearently ger has to kill someone to trigger his ability but I still think he’d be able to somehow since requiem arrows give the worthy stand users the power that they need in that exact moment so ger would probably develop a countermeasure for kars. Also since kars isn’t a stand user he wouldn’t be able to see stands so he would be caught off guard unless he reveals what the invisible force beating down on kars was which is pretty likely but I choose to believe he wouldnt
@@lilithdoyle5703 GER doesn’t have to kill someone to activate infinite death loop
@@lilithdoyle5703 plus he can just activate back to 0 right before he dies endlessly until he wins the battle
Stands: *Exist*
Kars: "Oh no!
Anyway..."
GER:Hello there
7 pages of GER MUDA*
@@Victorkronoss nah ger can't beat kars
@@dahyunkim3141 but Kars also can't beat GER. It's impossible to defeat Giorno unless you somehow take away his stand.
Kars and Giorno would just be staring at each other akwardly
@@joppecaron7863
Giorno: so are we gonna stop anytime soon?
Kars: give me a few thousand more tries
Giorno: alrighty then
Araki literally said if kars saw a stand user he’d immediately gain a stand and even if we exclude that kars can beat ger, he can make clones of himself and ger needs to punch to use it’s ability so kars just clones himself and throws his clones at giorno till he gets tired and kars kills giorno easily. Same with tusk act 4
DIO vs Kars
Kars: You’re weak.
DIO: Meet my son.
Kars: Wait no
DIO: This Aztec fitness god is being annoying! Show him how much of a hinjaku hinjaku he is！
Siver Blaze Giorno: Alright then, **summons ger and uses Return to Zero to make kars return back to normal and Muda Muda him into a infinite death loop**
Nobody must like this comment its at the perfect number
Hyun too bad
@@realsyncz just like the perfect lifeform lol
Summary of this type of discussion:
"Who could beat..."
"GER."
"But..."
"G. E. R."
The first thought that came to mind
Virtually Dead if you’re talking about Godly Eradicating Requiem, them yes
@Voltulasp Voltulaentertaiment ET IZ ZA GRATEST IN ZA VORLD!
@@sethfeldmann3204 I'M NOT MERELY HUMAN! I'M MOOOOOORE!
Don’t you mean ZA WALUDO under hell?
I imagined kars coming back and fighting all the Joestars who are still alive. I also imagined him having a the world over heaven strength stand.
Oh yeah, also he says “Long time no see Joseph.”
I don't know what Joseph would say while acting senile but he'd say it and piss Kars off.
"your next line will be"
Kars: *I am the ultimate being*
Girono: kore ga... requiem da
Cant
Giorno doesn’t know how GER works, and I’m p sure Kars can do everything Giorno can but better minus return to zero
@@Andres-vj2ws
Kars: lmao what is this yellow arrow
Kars: ouch i hurted myself and i feel powerfull
Korega the perfect stand da
Kars beats giorno, he drowns him in poison dart frogs or slices him to bits with razor feathers, giorno needs to hit kars to turn him to zero
Kars: "NOW THAT I HAVE RUTERNED I CAN-"
Okuyasu: "Oy Josuke, who is this guy?"
Josuke: "I dunno, he looks dangerous. You can erase him if you want."
Kars:" WAIT WT-" *gets erased*
Kars in the void: "Hey, who are you?"
Avdol: ....
Lmao unless he gets one-shot, he'd regen.
If he even can be erased that is.
@@aprofessionalgamer5355 If za hando erases all of kars,kara will be died
@@mochaanimations6166 actually it's just the brain that needs to be erased that's the weakness of all pillarmen
Well.....(ulf prob can change that weakness pretty sure)
What would really happen:
Kars: Jojo.... At long last I can finally pay you back for the humiliation you gave me.
Old Joseph: Okay... I guess you got me this time Kars, but I have one last thing to say before you kill me.
Kars: Fine, Whatever you do will be futile anyway.
Joseph: Next you're going to say, "It's not as if you can send me to space again right?"
Kars:" It's not as if you're going to send me to space again right? NANI?!!
Joseph." TAKE THIS: HERMIT PURPLE ACT 2!!! VOLCANO SUMMON!!
Kars: NAANNIII!!!! JOJO!!
Joseph: And then you'll say, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN?!!
Kars:WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN?!!
Joseph:Thats cause I'm Joseph fucking Joestar!! "heh I actually got accidentally stabbed by this stand arrow, but I wanna piss him off again"
*Kars status: Ultimate Retirement
Perfection
Funny comment. Thanks :)
This is too real!
the actual thing that would happen
retirement requiem
Acrully araki said that joseph was born a stand user cause he said if the cast from sdc went back in time in BT they would see hermit purple wraped around joseph
I just realized...
*gold experience is basically Kars’s ability to shapeshift to a molecular level but worse*
true
And then there’s GER.
@@exi_m7074 which cannot beat kars.
@@Invis22 how
@@Invis22 ger cannot harm kars
Josuke: fixes Joseph’s hand
Space: ayayayay
Lets hope Kars doesn't land in italy,For his sake.
I T'S R E W I N D T I M E
@@mori7602
YaAaAaA
12 page muda
Giorno: GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIM!!!
Ultimate Kars: OH SHIT!!! 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
Mr Qou [The Rise] I mean what would gold experience requiem do if ultimate life form Kars can’t die
Imagine kars just chillin in space and his reaction when time speeds and everything turns red
@Aaron Thomas better than middle east
@Aaron Thomas ABD?
@@JoyousAccusation A bizarre adventure. Jojo roblox game
@Aaron Thomas its a just a game you discord moderator
he brain d e x
I can just imagine Kars returning at the end of part 6 just crushing Pucci out of no where
@GioGioXrd D4C love train
Kars returning with every stand ability since he's the ultimate lifeform
*SSSHHHHIIIIIZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAA*
@@painfulguy7745 d4c can be attacked if he is out of love train. Also love train isn’t even a part of his stand.
@@painfulguy7745 w
that ultimate bird man already took my hand what next my spine?! im too old for this
Kars: Yes, I finally got back to Earth, time to get revenge on Joseph Joestar.
Pucci: Resets the universe.
Kars: ...
Mango Juice f*ck u pucci
I don’t think Kars will be affected…
Anne Curran He will be. Sure, Kars is immortal but MiH doesn’t kill people, it resets all of their traits and rebirths them.
@@requiempose7171 Was this confirmed by Araki or something? Because the universe reset affects every living human being. I'm sure all of these characters weren't dead.
Also, I think it's possible that GER may have been powerless before MiH's time acceleration and universe reset. Seeing how the time acceleration didn't suddenly stop in the world.
@@Ok-kk8ei yeah he is because MiH didn't posed any threat to giornno.
Just lure him to the haunted alleyway in Morioh then make him look at his back
I thought the same damn thing!
ultimate dead mans questions
@Rares Trandafir it'll send him to hell you think thats nothing?
What
Honestly if someone did try that Kars wouldn’t die he would just be stuck in an infinite loop of being sucked in
“I’m not missing a single one” the world over heaven and golden experience requiem 😭
if he had a stand he would be unstoppable.
The mask made Dio develop a strong stand because of the power he had from the mask and because of Jonathan's body.
But Kars is the creator of the mask and he became the Ultimate Lifeform so If he had a stand it would definitely be a stand that could absorb other stands.
no one would be able to go against Kars physically. or against his stand.
if he could gain the ultimate life form.
then I'm pretty sure he could gain a Heavenly stand. you can't say I'm wrong
@RecRoomer2000 Good point. Also to add on, his body did actually naturally develop a stand, but it had similar power to hermit purple.
(Steel Ball Run Spoilers)
Didn't the alternate timeline, non-vampiric, Dio develop The World? It seems like that stand might be more based on his soul, and not his body. Though The World does seem to get somewhat of a power boost from his vampirism.
I do think Kars would probably develop a strong stand though, but who knows lol
In Jorge joestar, Kars‘ main stand is called “made in heaven ultimate requiem”
what if he got a stand that could pose like kars
Kars: *returns in part 3*
Kars: "I am the ultimate life form!!"
Jotaro: "So I'm the same type of lifeform as Kars huh..."
Jotaro: So it's the same type of lifeform as Jotaro Kujo right?
Well yes, he technically has some ultimate life form blood.
@@user-nf2es5xv5w How ?
@@hccybercraft5076 esidisi had some of his blood in Suzi Q’s body then holy then jotaro
@@Frtsrnic Thx for the answer
Couldn’t Crazy diamond bring Kars back? I mean, if he uses his restoration ability on Joseph’s arm, it would bring his hand back, and because Joseph’s hand is stuck on Kars’ neck, it would bring Kars back too.🤔
Oh fuck thats a real chance
Oh shit
Joseph's arm visibly falls off Kars.
Gladiatormatt 10 he did heal Joseph once
Oh shit oh fuck
"Tusk act 4, he cant regenerate out of infinite spin so he's doomed to meet a swirly fate" 🤣🤣
Well Kars could defeat Cream. Like you said Kars can sense air movement which means when cream moves in the air Kars would be able to sense him even if it wasn’t that good. He would notice something strange happening in the air which means he would probably avoid it.
So you think Kars can dodge a bullet (Cream might be even faster) even if he gets surprised by it?
@@jonathanschmitt5762 yes
@@jonathanschmitt5762 Polnareff could do it, I don’t see why Kars can’t
@@EnigmaEnginseer Polnareff couldn't have done it without Avdol alerting him to his presence, who died doing so. Polnareff won because he had a chance to fight, wich Kars won't have.
@@jonathanschmitt5762 considering kars is perfect though, he would have perfect instinct and would then be able to tell
"What if Kars returned?"
When he does, it'll be Shizuka's part.
You know, that would be really good. Shizuka, the adoptive Joestar, fights former enemy of Joseph. It would't be possible to beat him with her stand tho, unless she developed some new ability (hamon? maybe light/hamon stand abilities?). We won't get it either way, because Araki forgot about Shizuka.
Maybe she'll meet someone from the Hamon Clan. I mean not all of them could be gone right?
Non-existent?
DeadMan Talking they could bring lisa lisa back :)))
I hate to be this person but I'm the 69th like
Dude imagine that Kars interrupts the Pucci fight, that would be amazing
That would be epic
YES
Ayayayayyy intensifies
Epic
Pucci: i, in the name of god will kill you!
Kars: *but i am god*
2021: Scientists finds weird asteroid in Kars(yeah there is a province named Kars in Turkey they also have a province named Batman too) and named the figure after the province of Kars
Joseph: turns Kars into a rock
Josuke: turns Angelo into a rock
Like father like grandson...wait a minute
Naw it's just son
How to kill ultimate Kars:
Trap him in superfly
holy crap why didnt i think of that
Kars could probably make a human and make it walk in and out of super fly
@@keithftw1175 i mean i love kars. But its still part of kars so no.
He could just destroy it because the reflected damage wouldn't hurt him
Umm you shouldn’t have that profile pic...
Kars comes back and poses on a stone .
Kira : Killer Queen has already touched that stone.
Kars: confused screaming.
Assassinext lol kars would absolutely Rape kira until there’s nothing left with literally a flick of the wrist lol
Lmao Ultimate Kars is literally invincible. If you're thinking exploding his inside, but if that explosion power is not enough well you're absolutely fucked by Ultimate Kars + He might have regeneration so the only stands that i can think off to fight Kars is
Za Hando
GER
Johnny
The Mirror Man = might use the mirror to trap
Vanilla Ice
RSF BrutalGaming exactly thank you all these kira fanboys are beyond dumb and clearly have not watched part 2 🤦♂️
@@kingclampz6081 uhm sorry but if I understand killer queen correctly his first bomb atomizes someone completely as there is nothing left when he kills someone as Kars can't see killer queen he'll probably be killed 9 times out of ten
venomcuregaming wrong you cannot kill the ultimate life form when unlike vampires and even piller men it’s completely immortal do you know the definition of immortality?
pov: You're reading the comments and you see this...
Jotaro: so it's the same type of life form then
I can just imagine Kars almost killing Josuke or Kira and then he hears "KOCCHI WO MIIRO"
Future jojo: who needs hamon
Kars: i had also unlocked a stand
Every jojo: nigerundayo
He is the ultimate lifeform so it more understandable than some of the other shit that happens in jojo
Johnny:wait up guys..
Well I mean there is this another man, who can easily defeat Kars and his name is...
YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL!! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!
The Thunder Cross Split Attack is the ultimate technique, a perfect mixture of offense and defense and therefore could defeat Kars
@@hypnoskales7069 but what if kars use thunder cross split attack
@@dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674 then only Speedwagon can stop him
@@araneayea4018 what if kars can do speedwagon
@@dodoarks3186 no pls no 😰
“I kars have return- “ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA, HAMIT PAPLE,CHARIOTO, ZA HANDO, DORARARARARARA, ACTO 3 THREE FREEEEZE, MUDAMUDANUDAMUDA
"MAGICANS RED, EMERALD SPLASH, ARI ARI ARI, VOLA, VOLA, VOLA, FAST, FAST, FAST, WANABEE, MOODY JAZZ, UBASHA!"
HINJAKU HINJAKU! DOJYAAAN! CHUMIMIIN!
HEAVENS DOOR!
Kars: In an infinite death loop with half of his body having been erased now as a normal human being chased by 69 clones of himself and getting infinite rotation-ed (idfk how ta4 works)
WWRRRYYYYYYYY
WRYYYYY
GER vs Kars would honestly just be:
GER: You will never reach the truth.
Kars: nani the fu-
you're going to the shadow realm, jimbo
Kars:
G.E.R get's stomped even if dis a joke
@@von7178 How?
@@ddandymann Kars can't die
@@dude545 That still doesn't mean GER will lose, it just means it will be a stalemate. That's the thing with GER, even against a stronger opponent revert to zero can just infinitely stalemate them.
@@ddandymann no one can win
Ultimate Kars: I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFO-
*piano music plays
Ultimate Kars: what is that music I hear
GER: this is Requiem.
The World Ultimate can kill GER :v
Akata wa shinjitsu ni tõtatsuru kota wa kesshite nai
This is not the George joestar novel
@Zion Lewis Guys...Kars is immortal. Like completely Immortal. He can't die. He can't be hurt. He has DNA of every lifeform. He can do everything.
.@@aprofessionalgamer5355 .......i dont think u know how living things work
Kars: *Meets Josuke*
Kars: Not even my hair is that ancient
Josuke: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?!?!?
*Aztec birdman found dead in small Japanese town with brain deformed*
lmao
Kars beats the sh*t out of crazy diamond
@@AjarTadpole7202 its a joke lol..
This actually make me curious if crazy diamond could beat kars
@@grogthefrog4424
Depends on whether or not Josuke can hit him in the head and deform his brain
In a way, I sort of feel like Araki ended the Stone mask/Pillar men/hamon thing too soon for the sake of jumping into the stand thing. I think he could have found a better way of utilizing and maybe instead of having the stands as "spiritual" hamon, having them as some kind of advanced hamon technique that the arrow can activate in would be/already hamon users as the next step up. I think he muddies the water a little there and in a way, while the Stands are cool, at the same time it feels like he's throwing away what he started with really quick since Joseph and Dio are the main things hailing back to the start of jjba. Plus by tying the Arrows directly into hamon, that makes it more straight forward, imo. Plus that would explain born stand users a little better. They were born with a lot of hamon and eventually it manifested into a stand.
Well tbf he originally was only gonna do 3 parts so two thirds of the series would be Stone Mask/Pillar Men/Hamon/vampires
@@real_nosferatu That, and the fact that he hit a creative slump.
When Araki hits these slumps, he tends to move on to another idea pretty quickly.
Part 1, he hit a slump with the fights, so for Part 2 he made the fights much more strategic instead of athletic.
Part 2, he hit a slump with Hamon, so he made Stands.
Part 6, he hit a slump with Stands, so he came up with Spin.
It's what keeps him fresh after all the years.
What I have learned from this is that young Joseph did something almost no stand user could do
Here's a comprehensive list of who can beat Kars along with who has a *chance* to beat Kars.
P3: *Vanilla Ice* : Has a Chance
P4: *Cheap Trick* : Has a Chance
P4: *The Hand* : Can beat Kars (But not with Okuyasu as its user)
P4: *Heaven's Door* : Can beat Kars
P4: *Sheer Heart Attack* : Can beat Kars
P5: *Chariot Requiem* : Can beat Kars
P5: *Golden Experience Requiem* : Can annihalate Kars
P6: *Made in Heaven* : Can beat Kars
P7: *Tusk Act 4* : Can beat Kars
P7: *Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap* : Can beat Kars
P1: *Speedwagon* : Such an unfair matchup that he wasn't even included in the video as Kars would stand no chance
Another one I'd like to maybe add is Part 8's *Soft & Wet* , with the ability to steal aspects from others and store them in a bubble, such as sight or hearing.
I believe it might be possible to steal Kars' Immortality, so I would probably mark it down as a *Has a Chance* .
During the final boss fight between dio and jotaro, we saw dios amount of time within stopped time increasing, so lets say its been 100 years since the incident with the crusaders and dio won BUT didnt go full dio over heaven, if his vampire body finally evolved and became one with Jonathan as well as his stopped time evolving in to hours, or maybe even however dio wants it to last, couldnt he just stop time and launch kars back in to space? Or stop time and literally obliterate every single cell within kars' body?
Also, wouldn't Justice (p3) have a chance against kars? Let's say that he gets wounded for *reasons*, the stand would have a opening to do something, let's say, use kars OP hamon against himself.
I dont think cheap trick wpuld beat him. Kars could just turn his back into a shark or something.
@@aojroxos4990 kars can control any part of his body and can just regenerate his wounds.
@@ldodidj8845 you have a point, but still think that Justice is an option. kars took some minutes,at the best, to figure how to deal with the lava, and since he cant se stands, perharps that could work as opening in his guard.
*kars lands in stardust crusaders*
Jotaro: Oh so it's the same type of stand then
Kars: •_•
👁👄👁
Jotaro: the ultimate lifeform
Technically that ability is actually just kars ability but it actually works
Joseph when kars lands: *NIGERUNDAYO*
I mean star platinum has A in potential in part 3 so maybe he could adapt to it and learn new ability,not ultimate life form tho but it’s op enough
I have a couple ideas for stand users that might stand a chance against Ultimate Kars:
Yellow Temperance: If this joker doesn't fuck around like he did with Jotaro, he could possibly eat away at Kars, however, Kars wouldn't just stand there and get eaten. In Jojo fashion he would probably end up just eating the stand and Rubber Soul along with em.
Vanilla Ice/C.R.E.A.M: Vanilla Ice was just ignorant to his vampiric nature and thats how he got bodied, if he took out Kar's head and then his body in succesion I think he could pull it off. We don't know how quick he can regenerate a whole brain so it could work...
The Lovers/Hyrophant Green: I put both of these together because I think their possesion abilities have potential. If Kars got tagged by The Lovers and tried eating Steely Dan he would digest himself alive. If Kakyoin could get a hold of Kars he could probably walk him into a volcano or something idk. This is taking into account that Kars can't touch stands or see them really, but who knows maybe being the Ultimate being means you can manipulate energy at will. That would allow him to physically fight a stand and these two would be fucked.
Magicians Red: I wanted to mention this because although Kars did swim through lava it was said this was only for a moment, and assuming he were in there any longer he would have ended up melting anyway. So if that is the case, Avdol could have a sliver of a chance, but not much.
Pet Shop: Assuming Kars can't superheat his body and melt the ice or use Space-Ripper-Stingy-Eyes, he could possibly be encased in ice and then stored away somewhere where he can't break free. But this is Jojo and Kars would probably just flex and shatter the ice.
Atum/Osiris: Kars could probably be turned into a puppet or poker chip but that is only if his will is broken which it cannot be. Literally indominable will, he has lived thousands of years just waiting for a chance to become Ultimate he wouldn't even consider playing the game, so they are done.
Sethan: Kars being an immortal that has lived for thousands of years and fighting against Sethan would be interesting. If its possible for him to revert Kars to a form before he became Ultimate, AND if it was in the sunlight, that could work. The thing is though, Kars would just immediately murder Alessi because his stand is useless beyond his pedo effect...
Most of the stands in Part 3 like Empress, The Sun, Ebony Devil, etc., have the advantage of being intangible or having their users be at a safe distance/dead but the strength of Kars alone is enough to overpower them. It would be a constant uphill battle and Kars could just lose a limb and regrow any damaged parts etc.
The Hand: Okuyasu could erase Kars entirely if he was smart about it. But you know...
Heaven's Door: Rohan has a lot of potential to remove some of Kars abilities if not his Ultimate form entirely. Or he could turn him into paper and make him burn himself. It's just a matter of tagging him without being noticed. I wonder how long that book would be though...
Ratt: The rat has potential. If the effects of the bolts don't end until the rat is dead then Kars would be focused on regeneating his melting parts. However Kars could just send a bunch of creatures from his body or form a protective shell and stomp on the bitch so maybe not.
Enigma: If it weren't for all the Jojo villains having weird caviats and kinks that activate their powers most of them would be unstoppable. Kars could be trapped in paper for all time and it would most likely work. But he would never be able to scare Kars and wouldnt climax.
Super Fly: It is a difficult one, but Super Fly can maybe turn Kars into a permanent ficture of the tower if he tries leaving. Not sure what would happen to his body, maybe he could just revert back through sheer will power...
Killer Queen (all abilities): Killer Queen has the most potential of all. Solely because his explosions almost completely disintegrate a person. Now the key word is almost, Josuke saved Hayato at the last second when he exploded meaning it's not instantaneous. Kars could regenerate quick enough or fully reform from a piece of himself that flies off, but in that time Kira could also plant another bomb. Bites the Dust wouldnt be super usefull since it would pretty much end the same everytime and Sheer Heart Attack is doing nothing.
(Edit: Ok it doesn't body Kars, you said that to bait us fr. 1. Kars can just leave, Sheer Heart Attack cant fly. 2. He can lower his body temperature at will, becoming colder than the hottest thing in the room. 3. Jotaro was right next to that shit and survived, what do you think its gonna do to Kars, even if it repeatedly blew up on him?)
Part 4 had a couple swings and a lot of misses. Energy based stands like Boy2Man/Highway Star would be useless since Kars could just breathe and have infinite energy, possibly even overload them and kill them. Cheap Trick would just end up peeling off his back and he would grow a new one. RHCPepper could maybe stun him but we haven't seen what electricity does to Kars. And as much as I love Mikitaka he would die, nothing he does could help him...
Soft Machine/Little Feet/Man in the Mirror/Grateful Dead/Green Day: All of these types of stands with specific rules are hard to guess because they have never been done on someone who can manipulate their body at will. Kars could possibly do anything; reinflate himself, regrow himself to normal size (even small he would body Formaggio), he could fly above the set level of Green Day. These have potential to be a problem but with a little imagination are not.
White Album: Similar to Pet Shop, if Kars didn't use a heat ability or break through the ice he could be potentially frozen for good. This is a big if though.
Notorious B.I.G: Kars could avoid this easily, he could sever a limb or fly away, but if Big got a good hold on him he would be hard to remove.
King Crimson: Similar to Dio, Kars could survive this. He is a basic powerful stand and skipping 10 seconds isn't going to give Diavolo enough time to figure out how to effectively defeat Kars. No matter how much he pummels him.
GER: Requiem could incapasitate Kars, and similarly to Diavolo, trap him in a never ending loop of death. Would this scar Kars mentally, probably not. He was a meteor in space for atleast 100 years. It would however, put him out of commision because there is literally no way to get out of that. Unless the phrase "You will never reach the Truth" illudes to a solution. If someone with a level head and great intelligence could find this truth, well maybe Kars would break the cycle.
Silver Chariot Requiem: Kars gets mind swapped with a baby or some rando and is stuck there forever until the stand is defeated. Or maybe until it walks far enough out of Rome that everyone reverts back?
I'm gonna stop here because I am still reading Stone Ocean and I am done writing this huge ass comment.
I think it's very difficult to judge because of the vast shift in the power systems of the show. Yeah no one before or since has anywhere close to the physical powers of ultimate Kars, he's so far above everyone else that it's like comparing a baby to a champion power lifter. But there's several different types of stand that don't care about physical power, not least of all the mind bending time related ones that the main villains tend to have. So to me a lot of these fights are stalemates because very few stands can do enough complete destructive damage to kill Kars, but many of them can attack in ways that he would be unable to counter (not to mention he wouldn't be able to see them).
Kars: *Sees a stand user*
Kars: “I’m gonna do that thing that guy is doin”
Josuke: Hey dad why don't I try to fix your hand?
Joseph: NONONONO WAIT
*crazy diamond noises*
*meteor falling in the distance*
... holy fuck NO ONE THOUGHT OF THAT?
OOOHH NOOOOO
SON OF A BEEETCH
oh SHIT
WestOfLee because the hand detached.
The fabulous levels would increase by 1000%.
mt friend from joecapo@youtube.com
what if kars lost all his senses and turned into a rock then crashed into earth and then the rock was made into arrows - a theory
Kars encased himself in ice, not rock, though.
And the arrows were made before battle tendency
@@thatcarnivoreteacher7395 a stand reversed kars thousands of years
Whoooooa I had to pause REAL QUICK when I heard Tusk come outta your mouth lmao.
Wait couldn’t Kars change his body temperature? Making Sheer Heart Attack useless?
Well in a way he could create chemicals in his body that causes him to cool down, or use hamon to burn a spot in the ground which will distract sheer heart attack and let cars pursue Kira.
Yeah
He can, but wouldn't know its ability.
The real question is, whether he could figuee that out, considering that kars doesent know anything about stands
Yes
You missed ONE STAND, that COULD DESTROY KARS EASILY IT'S...
*ZA AMBULANCE*
*ZA VOLCANO*
*ZA SPEEDWAGON*
What have the word easily?
@@limelogoverlake4814 SPIDDDDDUUUUWWWAGGGGGONUUUU
Za ambulance requiem (lego city ambulance rescue lego set)
my blood is over 400 degrees hot!
sheer heart attack is typing...
That was esidisi’s quote, not kars.
6:28 Vanilla Ice was able to defeat Avdol without revealing himself. Polnareff could only do it because he had a team.
Edit: The Hand: Kars can't see stands, so he will just be confused how he ended up in front of Okuyasu before getting deleted.
Boy 2 Man: the current Boy 2 Man can't do anything to a non stand user, but if it absorbs a lethal stand, it can win.
Sheer Heart attack: It explodes once, then Kars thinks of something to block explosions.
The Grabby Hands in Reimi's Neighbourhood: A non stand that works theoretically.
Sticky fingers coud win cus he can zip his pp off and that hurt
Torda Máté LMAO
kars:*goes to open fly*
oh fuck
That would be such a dick (re)move
Jotaro vs Kars. Who would won?
Torda Máté magyar vagy? 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺
Kars: You thought it was Kars, but it was an alternate universe ancient god ascended me, Dio!
“That’s all the stands that could beat ultimate kars”
GER: Am I a joke to you?
he left GER out for a reason
@fellowcd ger turned a rock into death beam from dragon ball, it'd be a stalemate infinitly or giorno would win
Hands down best JoJo channel ever
Jotaro would beat him because they have the same stand
Xd
Seed of a G I A N T took me a while to realize the joke
Lol they do look similar eh
Diet Sexual_Chocolate Yeah, or eh... what is the name of that knight with the hair powers from part 1? He kind of looks like SP to
Seed of a G I A N T yeah that's true too, holy sh- did he just reuse the base?
Let's keep the Pillar Men train going.
"What if Santana had a Stand?"
david santistevan good-bye JoJo
it will be called frank
Standtana
*SAN TIA GO*
@@gremlinton9815 *S T A N D T A N A*
Rohan: *writes "smart and The Hand is super fast" on Okuyasu*
Kars: *already dead*
I don't think Alessi's stand can be sensed by a non-stand user. He could use his stand to revert Kars back to his pre-ultimate-kars state
The stand is bound to his shadow, so Kars can see the Shadow doing weird shut and dodge it
Elon Musk is putting Kars in space.
Xeno X2 nice
Xeno X2 36 kars on mars
I laughed way too hard at this
Lol this is soooo funny😂😂😂😂
Y E S
I came up with something to beat kars.
NIGERUNDAYOOOO
SMOKEY
The worst part is that it really defeated him.
Just set off a nuke next to him without him knowing it's one :D
@@gameshark528 cant he just regenerate
@@ldodidj8845, cant regenerate if there is nothing left to regenerate.
Think Cell in Dragon Ball Z
Rohan turns Kars into the most accurate history book ever
Think about your favorite space sci-fi. Kars is that long stranded antagonist who seeks revenge
Kars: "PREPARE PUNY HUMANS FOR-"
GER: *no*
Hawt Danger Do you know anything about kars?
@@CreatorsHubCreates do u know about ger?
@@godza8107 ger?
@Bonstrangleme Frost nvm golden experience recrium
Kars: *Interesting stuff you have there I will be taking that*
Speedwagon can use 6% of his power to beat ultimate kars because he is G O D
Jonathan Joestar I miss you Jonathan
1% is more than enough
No he can kill with 0%of his power
@Zion Lewis speedwagon dont even need his power everyone would killl himself just as seeing him
I love the idea that kars returns and all current living jojo members come together to deal with kars. May be he gains his own stand
Fun fact: Kars did come back to earth and he was the material used to make stand arrows
AYAYA ARROW
Nope, those existed way before the start of part one