The New Hetalia Heights are still NONSENSE

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @TributesAndUnique
    @TributesAndUnique 3 года назад +361

    Himaruya probably made the Japanese characters his height to feel better about himself

    • @ihateengland
      @ihateengland 2 года назад +6

      HAH

    • @mselysia834
      @mselysia834 2 года назад +5

      LOL

    • @AWlpsSHOW36
      @AWlpsSHOW36 2 года назад +18

      LOL! Possibly. That actually makes sense. As he's short he makes the characters around his height.

    • @aradiapyrope9622
      @aradiapyrope9622 2 года назад +4

      And all the girls

  • @Moonlitwatersofaqua
    @Moonlitwatersofaqua 3 года назад +392

    I'm probably in the minority here in that I think that it makes sense for a lot of the characters to be shorter. The countries have been alive for hundreds of years and people used to be shorter. The heights are like the human names Himaruya chose. A lot of the names are not popular today but they used to be popular in the past. I think he wants to give the characters a displaced in time feeling to them.
    However I'm still laugh at them.
    Japan's so fucking short lmao. In real life Japanese men are some of the taller men in Asia. I wonder if Himaruya heard too many "lol Japanese people are short" jokes while living in America. It would explain a lot lmao.
    I can't believe Iceland is this fucking short. I hate this.
    France most certainly wears heels.
    Lithuania grew I'm so happy. I can't wait to see ameliet with this change. >:)
    It was illegal being 6 feet tall in Hetalia and Netherlands broke it. How did this happen.

    • @invadercat3505
      @invadercat3505 3 года назад +29

      I'm with you Holly Snow. I remember being told that only in the last 100 years have kids begun overtaking their parents in height, and I'm sure by circa 1900 most of the nations in the show would have already been adults. I'm sure most of these heights would have been average or tall in Hetalia's original WW2 setting.

    • @KolkoCat
      @KolkoCat  3 года назад +73

      Was thinking that too, but Hima based them off of modern-day heights and then stretched a formerly starving agrarian nation like Russia. If it's historical height, that's fine, but at least be consistent about it. That's what bothers me.

    • @alicjacaban2226
      @alicjacaban2226 3 года назад +4

      at last Poland grows..Some like taller nation or shorter. some like this or another nation as female or male.you cannot make anyone happy.new heights are still better than old ones.

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 3 года назад +2

      Dutch people actually used to be short.

    • @Cats_Bread
      @Cats_Bread 3 года назад +5

      it make sense Japan is shorter than China due to the histories, Chinese call Japanese 倭 whichs means shorter men, even the heighta are increasing nowadays but if you check up the recent data they are still definitely not the talleat in Asia either

  • @Seers_yt
    @Seers_yt 3 года назад +387

    I'm so glad Netherlands finally makes the 6ft line, congrats everybody

    • @applesas942
      @applesas942 3 года назад +15

      The Netherlands has some of the tallest folks and the man not being 6ft or taller hurt me.

    • @adinnaikhwani6255
      @adinnaikhwani6255 3 года назад +5

      It's really weird fact but true
      I mean, the average tallest people in earth are them

  • @gavinreynolds2068
    @gavinreynolds2068 3 года назад +161

    Petition for Hima to let the Netherlands be 7’0” instead

    • @invadercat3505
      @invadercat3505 3 года назад +50

      Petition for Netherlands to be 2 canon Netherlands in a trench coat.

    • @nrdkartoflen5836
      @nrdkartoflen5836 3 года назад +9

      @@invadercat3505 yes absolutely

  • @VinVaris
    @VinVaris 3 года назад +140

    Taiwan makes sense because as a country Taiwan is really really young and wasn't recognized by a lot of countries until recently. Monaco is also independent and well developed so her being an adult makes sense. Rome was probably taller than average because he was powerful for his era, Poland was small hundreds of years ago and already an adult at the time of the Polish-Lithuanian marriage. France def wears heels 100%. Macau is tall because money and growing. Lithuania was probably Stuck as a Teenager around 16 during the USSR and got a last minute growth spurt after being independent finally being an adult adult.

    • @alicjacaban2226
      @alicjacaban2226 3 года назад

      hm did you know than in 2 vol. of Hetalia ghost of Grandpa Rome tell Germany than he have harem.(Rome tells than he always have few women in his .you know where😉) in 4 vol. Hima write than Rome fall in love with Mother of Egypt,and mother of Greece from first sight. did he is Father of Greece and Egypt? did he make Ancient Greece and Egypt his waifus?

    • @VinVaris
      @VinVaris 3 года назад

      @@alicjacaban2226 probably. Modern Greeks and Egyptians have more DNA in common with the Romans then their Predecessors did. There's a reason why Mediterranean is it's own ethnic/cultural identity.

    • @alicjacaban2226
      @alicjacaban2226 3 года назад

      @@VinVaris .Greece have powerfull libido(probably becouse his dad😏)i also have HC than Czechia is older sister of Poland(If eastern slavs are siblings then why not these two)also Poland get Christianity from Czechs.im imaginine lil Po:saying:tell me about these Jesus and stuff big sis.also i think she treats Po like her lil sis(in strip with great hamster.Po says:these frilly skirt bring back memories.so he dress up long time) Czechia is showed to be wery bossy.so she can just say:you,re my lil sis! and dont asking Feliks about his opinion.In anime mostly female chara dressing up boys(Mother,older sister, female friend) so if Hungary dress up Italy .Czechia can dress up Poland.

  • @iEcilpse
    @iEcilpse 3 года назад +140

    characters are finally six feet holy shit
    i always thought the whole 5’11 thing was annoying. like… characters like russia should be way taller IMO
    edit: YESSSS LATVIA GETTIN SOME HEIGHT!!! he deserves it

    • @iEcilpse
      @iEcilpse 3 года назад +4

      ok i don’t feel like making another edit but this video makes me want to make height headcanons.. and maybe fix heights for my own ocs?
      though, since i put stuff in feet, it might be slightly strange… not very good with cm. but maybe i’ll do epic conversions who knows

    • @chaos7547
      @chaos7547 3 года назад +10

      Russia should have been 6'8

  • @reidalyn2328
    @reidalyn2328 3 года назад +105

    I truly think hima has officially gone insane after I saw the canonical height of Belarus. Also I can't believe I'm taller than my own country, like in my headcanon she's at least 5cm taller than me

  • @Katerina-kqkq
    @Katerina-kqkq 3 года назад +64

    TLDR: France wears heels

  • @ABtheButterfly
    @ABtheButterfly 3 года назад +79

    18:41 did you call Lithuania "basketball land?"
    apparently, basketball is the most popular sport in Lithuania

  • @sunflowerboinagachika
    @sunflowerboinagachika 3 года назад +135

    Am I the only one who lowkey likes the canon heights? Like, sure, I think a lot of the tallest characters should be scaled up a bit, but I actually like the order they’re in and some characters being shorter/taller than the average fits with their personalities in my mind. Just my opinion, though.

    • @kikoushii8400
      @kikoushii8400 2 года назад +4

      Yeah, I don’t have a problem with it. It’s funny though.

    • @auryromero6251
      @auryromero6251 2 года назад +6

      Things in Hetalia aren't designed to make much sense anyway.

    • @sunflowerboinagachika
      @sunflowerboinagachika 2 года назад +3

      @@auryromero6251 Honestly, agreed. I feel like people are just to focused on little things like this. Hetalia’s just a fun little series that’s utterly ridiculous, meaning it shouldn’t be overly analyzed. And, yeah, it would be nice to have a personification of a country perfectly reflect the country’s people, but even the smallest countries are so diverse that it makes that goal impossible.

    • @auryromero6251
      @auryromero6251 2 года назад +5

      @@sunflowerboinagachika Personally what I like about Hetalia is that it feels like a fresh show that doesn't bother to make things perfect, it's just fun in its own weird way. And the stereotypes that are given to countries are just that, stereotypes that should not be taken so seriously

    • @sunflowerboinagachika
      @sunflowerboinagachika 2 года назад +2

      @@auryromero6251 Oh my god, exactly. There doesn’t need to be so much stigma over a series that has a yogurt fairy and some sentient mochi ball with human legs.

  • @invadercat3505
    @invadercat3505 3 года назад +65

    I remember when I first heard news of this chart three days ago I panicked because I thought Hima might have made England shorter than France to match the animes, and the delicious symbolism of their equalness in height, no one overtaking the other, would evaporate. I breathed a sign of relief when I saw that their heights went unchanged.
    Also, my jaw dropped when I saw Canada's height. I've headcanonaded him as exactly one centimetre taller than America for at least four years as of now. I feel high as a kite.

  • @kikoushii8400
    @kikoushii8400 2 года назад +58

    I remember when I first joined the fandom I assumed Russia was like 6’5 and got a total shock when I found out he was shorter than my dad 💀

    • @dyana.c4
      @dyana.c4 2 года назад +4

      Ikr he is much shorter than my father and my brother

  • @TheSlipperyNUwUdle
    @TheSlipperyNUwUdle 3 года назад +45

    Makes you wonder how tall Hima is. Lol if he thinks that 6 feet is tall.
    I can relate tho. I’m under five feet and anything above like 5’4” is tall to me.

  • @lyssandrite987
    @lyssandrite987 3 года назад +60

    Somehow I just found it funny that many fans forget that Hetalia is also a fictional work. Not everything are spot on true like reality. But yeah, I low-key agree that some countries heights are just weird.

  • @AshleesBathroom
    @AshleesBathroom 3 года назад +119

    I will accept the "APH Egypt is Trans" headcanon with open arms. It's so much better than the "APH England/APH Canada is Trans" headcanons.
    MONACO IS MY HEIGHT

  • @stargazostli
    @stargazostli 3 года назад +29

    Hetalia AU where they’re all the height of the tallest person from their history

    • @xorbsdl
      @xorbsdl 2 года назад +21

      Lol imagine how funny that would be, especially w/characters who are children. America would probably be the tallest since the tallest man in the world (robert wadlow, 8’11”) was from America

    • @kikoushii8400
      @kikoushii8400 2 года назад +4

      💀

  • @Monica_bondevik
    @Monica_bondevik 2 года назад +14

    Actually looking at the art of France you have up, he does indeed seem to be wearing a heeled shoe with maybe about an inch or so of heel
    Honestly height in anime is always a problem, I'm a 5'10 women meaning I'm taller that nearly every single male characters in anime even though they look like they'd be taller than me like person 5 joker looks so tall but he's my height... As for Russia I personally always thought he was about 6'4 from how he was drawn.... 😅

  • @DaughterofHebe
    @DaughterofHebe 3 года назад +36

    As someone who grew up in Brunei, I feel bad for being shorter than the SEA countries even though they are shorter than average😭

  • @nicolasvernola2637
    @nicolasvernola2637 3 года назад +37

    I am happy that Latvia grew.
    But in the manga, Taiwan is seen to be smaller than Vietnam, so it is kinda weird.
    And that Slovakia is taller than Turkey is kinda odd, too.

  • @Thecognoscenti_1
    @Thecognoscenti_1 3 года назад +29

    It makes sense for Japan to be shorter than China. For most of Japanese history, the average height was >150cm, partially due to the semi-vegetarian diet imposed upon everyone by the strictly Buddhist court. As such, in China, a common insult for the Japanese is “小日本”, literally meaning "small Japan", while the archaic official name for Japan in China was “倭”, literally meaning "dwarf". It wasn't until quite recently that the average Japanese man's height started to increase, and even so, as of 2021, the average Chinese man is slightly taller (~3.6cm, ~2 inches) than the average Japanese man.

    • @Cats_Bread
      @Cats_Bread 3 года назад +3

      That make sense but since this is a west fandom reviewer they dont familiar with those cultures and histories whichs understandable

    • @moonseaeeveelutionsdance8863
      @moonseaeeveelutionsdance8863 2 года назад +1

      Sorry but as a Chinese American person I read this and thought something like *S M A LL S U N N O T E B O O K*

  • @crimsoir3543
    @crimsoir3543 3 года назад +42

    12:09 "Indonesia who is well known for having some of the shortest ppl on the planet"
    PLS, I AM INDONESIAN THIS IS SOO TRUE WE'RE SHORT
    12:13 "is also 170cm"
    welp, at least the guy representing us is tall as we wanted

    • @indratniarisyanti8317
      @indratniarisyanti8317 7 месяцев назад +1

      Imeagine being bellow average height in indonesia...
      It's me, that's me...

    • @crimsoir3543
      @crimsoir3543 7 месяцев назад

      @@indratniarisyanti8317 dw buddy, Im 145-150 cm. All the kids at school made fun of my height 😔

  • @malokeytheallaround
    @malokeytheallaround 3 года назад +27

    I’ve always pictured them taller than average humans because it seems fitting for personified countries. Guess that headcanon’s out the window. Could you imagine meeting your country and he/she’s just a little midget thing? 😂 cmon, Hima!

  • @Error403HRD
    @Error403HRD Год назад +5

    I will accept the "APH Egypt is Trans" and "France wears heels to be taller than England" headcanons. You are not getting them back, i have shoved them in my bag and run off with them.

  • @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271
    @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 3 года назад +30

    The fact that Latvia finally grew is just.. A blessing
    Truly amazing
    Though I must admit me being shorter than everyone except 4 is kind of embarrassing

  • @sipulit
    @sipulit 2 года назад +12

    As a trans Egyptian, I support this Head-canon.

  • @scoot-scoot51341
    @scoot-scoot51341 3 года назад +17

    France wears heels and you can't change my mind lol

  • @kudolily590
    @kudolily590 3 года назад +8

    i think Macao is actually suits 175 cm because he is famous for running casino and maybe that gave him a mature and adult image...
    But im really shocked that Netherland is higher than Russia...

  • @thefae8678
    @thefae8678 3 года назад +24

    I will not stand for overlooking the idea of Egypt being ftm, there's too much evidence in his personality Istg

  • @korinnab.2318
    @korinnab.2318 3 года назад +18

    I feel like Hima puts no effort into learning the standard heights of other countries and just throws out a random number for everyone

  • @cherryblossom00000
    @cherryblossom00000 3 года назад +18

    Can we just a video of your personal headcanons of everyones height

  • @AWlpsSHOW36
    @AWlpsSHOW36 2 года назад +7

    I've always hated giving the characters official heights, so yeah, I definately ignored them and pretended they weren't real and used my imagination instead. But I'm glad the height chart was reviewed and changed to correct some of the heights.
    Looks like Russia has stopped pushing against Latvia's head! Glad that Latvia had a chance to finally grow!
    I am absolutely shocked at the fact that Ancient Egypt is shorter than Lietchenstein! She's a freaking child!

  • @LailaA-h5h
    @LailaA-h5h Год назад +3

    Yes, I believe that Francis wear heeled boots.

  • @s_lasgalen
    @s_lasgalen 3 года назад +13

    The trans man Egypt headcanon made me super duper comfortable

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 3 года назад +9

    12:08 Makes me think of that meme with the big men surrounding a tiny woman and it makes me laugh.
    But gotta disagree on China. He’s old, but he appears as a younger man, so despite all the old man jokes there’s no reason for him not to be average height. He’s also a modern superpower, it’s not like he’s retired or something. His landmass is huge, he’s an economic powerhouse, and in current events America’s rival. Yeah, I don’t think of him as tiny.
    But hah, Basketball Land. At least Liet is accurate in this dumpster fire of a chart.

  • @milaandersson6808
    @milaandersson6808 3 года назад +5

    Hey Kolko, i really wanted to congratulate you on all the success of your Hazbin Videos. You really deserve more views with all the love you put into your craft, and im happy that you still keep the hetalia community alive even though the views are low. You really deserve the success, and thank you for still sticking with us!

  • @Arte_conconchita
    @Arte_conconchita 3 года назад +15

    If i remember indonesia mans average is 160+ while indonesia females averages is 150+ and Hetalia indo is 170,well atleast he is tall- :')

  • @realkonekoneco
    @realkonekoneco 3 года назад +7

    ngl, i thought we all headconed France with some form of hills- also, i cant wait to see people draw thier ocs next to all the charaters with thier cannon height. I wonder if anyone else has an oc, like me thats above 6'0, mine is like 6'6.8" but he wears hills, like big platforms most of the time that makes him almost around 6'9.

  • @IRLSpain
    @IRLSpain 3 года назад +8

    I'm exactly my own height (Spain).
    Yes i have an obsession with me being España.

  • @mezora-deredere
    @mezora-deredere 3 года назад +28

    5:02 Actually, in my country's fandom, Vietnam! They say she's too short for their own canon... At least 159cm or 160cm, they say. But I think Hima's canon is actually quite suitable for the height of women here (most of them range from 154cm-159cm) so I have no opinion on this.
    .
    .
    P/S: Im also a 100% Vietnamese woman, but compared to them, I am 165cm tall, which makes me so different :")

    • @Cats_Bread
      @Cats_Bread 3 года назад +2

      Iv met lots of Vietnamese girl and i reckon the average height were them like 155cm so 158 is not bad

  • @pattylovescocoa
    @pattylovescocoa 3 года назад +8

    POLAND GREW! I'm still salty that he is 10 cm shorter than Lithuania!

  • @amelanholic1790
    @amelanholic1790 3 года назад +8

    Egypt ftm new favourite headcanon

  • @skyfoxanimations
    @skyfoxanimations 3 года назад +11

    16:22 "Now I know what you all are thinking" Me: Where the heck is Canada, in the wiki it says he's shorter than America

  • @Justaperson_oke
    @Justaperson_oke 3 года назад +15

    I'm Romanian and I've been 160 for a whole xD
    Maybe because I'm still a teenager
    Finally I'm taller than other characters too not only sealand and Latvia ಥ‿ಥ

    • @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271
      @isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 3 года назад +4

      at least you're still growing! maybe you'll be able to stomp on half the list when you're older aaa

    • @Justaperson_oke
      @Justaperson_oke 3 года назад +5

      @@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 nah I heard you stop growing around 14-15

    • @Justaperson_oke
      @Justaperson_oke 3 года назад +3

      @@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271 oop- who knows

    • @simbalioness1281
      @simbalioness1281 3 года назад +3

      Bestie Im 154 and back then before latvia grew i was like "omg cute bean must protecc" but what bean am i protecting if his height is not that DIFFERENT from mine 🚶🏻‍♀️sadge but still loves him 🕺🏻

    • @alethea3058
      @alethea3058 3 года назад +2

      @@simbalioness1281 ah I'm sorry I thought this was a reply to my comment since I got the notification I'm very sorry-

  • @MugzD
    @MugzD 3 года назад +6

    i always viewed india being tall..T_T seeing him same height as my country(ph) mildly upsets me...like india is huuge country and like a sensei vibe to us..

  • @lonelyhetaliafangirl4936
    @lonelyhetaliafangirl4936 3 года назад +6

    I’m surprised that my husbando Poland is 170 cm
    That’s so tall :0
    But at least he is taller than me 🥰

  • @mushroomfog2509
    @mushroomfog2509 3 года назад +5

    I love how excited she talks about Estonia

  • @nek0tsumii
    @nek0tsumii 3 года назад +9

    Iceland is a baby.
    my headcanon was that he is 1 cm taller than Hong Kong, huh.

    • @lettucesoup3227
      @lettucesoup3227 2 года назад +1

      I’m happy with the heights for the sole reason that I knew ice was short and I finally have canon validation

  • @ghostthedog6665
    @ghostthedog6665 3 года назад +13

    Netherlands is the only character taller than me lolll

    • @lannew713
      @lannew713 3 года назад +5

      Sameeee. Kinda disappointed that I'm still taller than all my favourites, but at this point I suppose I'm used to height-related let downs

  • @ama-the-weeb
    @ama-the-weeb 3 года назад +10

    I... am taller than Icey... I've always headcanoned that we were the same height but nOOOO. (i am 5'6")

  • @yeonhwajung4310
    @yeonhwajung4310 2 года назад +3

    It says Monaco is shorter than Liechtenstein...yet she's taller.
    My brain is hurting.

  • @anelepranckeviciute7351
    @anelepranckeviciute7351 2 года назад +5

    technically, Lithuania is taller than Russia by the height averages and I refuse to see it any other way because I find it absolutely hilarious

  • @roobusmcscroobus
    @roobusmcscroobus 3 года назад +4

    Trans Egypt is so poggers!! (Or maybe I'm just projecting, as a trans guy myself who is pretty short compared to other dudes-)

  • @kpopemotrash8799
    @kpopemotrash8799 3 года назад +11

    That moment when your literally taller then all of them 😂😂

  • @TheStarswearee
    @TheStarswearee 3 года назад +7

    Aw man, now im shorter than Taiwan :(
    Ps: im around 5ft

  • @breadfanta4607
    @breadfanta4607 3 года назад +4

    1. Why was I able to read the description in my head in America's voice?
    2. I second that headcannon of Egypt being Trans *yoinks away to photo copier unless that isn't allowed then kindly observes it*
    3. I think Russia *also* should be taller.
    This is a joke please don't kill me loved the video!

  • @Tulikettumeep
    @Tulikettumeep 3 года назад +7

    Woohoo! I'm as tall as Finland and I'm Finnish! :) But.. I'm a girl. Hmmm 🤔

  • @goodoldfashionedloverboy2115
    @goodoldfashionedloverboy2115 3 года назад +11

    TRANS EGYPT TRANS EGYPT YES I NEEDED THIS

  • @kyorinaxo
    @kyorinaxo 3 года назад +6

    me and Iceland are the same height and for some reason that doesn’t feel right

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 3 года назад +18

    Hetalia heights make as much sense as Pokemon heights.
    And I’ve personally gotta veto trans Egypt. The place is pretty conservative. And I tend to dislike HCs and elements of canon which involve angst for reasons unrelated to national issues, of which dysphoria is definitely one such personal issue. I know it happens in canon but I hate it when it happens there too. And IDK if Hima writes LGBT rep as much as he’s just a fudanshi. Functionally yeah that is LGB rep I guess, but it likely wasn’t intended to be taken that way as much as “Ooh look at the cute boys kissing!”. Then again I guess being a fudanshi at all is pretty gay too?

  • @ABtheButterfly
    @ABtheButterfly 3 года назад +9

    I thought America was taller than Austria...

  • @nwerza4539
    @nwerza4539 3 года назад +9

    LMAO I am exactly the same size as France and I am French ToT

  • @alimarie3416
    @alimarie3416 3 года назад +5

    Aren't some of the heights also based on the country's economic strength and growth? It would make sense to why some are taller than expected or grew exponentially.

  • @gokbay3057
    @gokbay3057 3 года назад +4

    150 is short but not weird imo.
    Also 180 is tall tho.
    Then again afaik general averages globally are like 175 cm for men and 160 cm for women (some nations taller, some shorter).
    So I don't think Hetalia heights are so bad.
    Then again I am like 164 cm and above 170 feels tall to me while above 180 just feels gigantic. My internalized "normal height range" is 150-180 allowing for exceptions on both sides (especially on the tall side, 190 cm - 2 m area)
    (At 7:30 mark so far, I want to say that I like that Egypt theory)
    (Iceland does feel like he would be 170s range)

  • @eloisa2124
    @eloisa2124 3 года назад +9

    to me, ukraine and belarus should be like 1,70 - 1,75 👁👄👁

  • @kirstyyyyy
    @kirstyyyyy 3 года назад +4

    I'm just busy celebrating the fact they recognised Cyprus in the book tbh. I missed my boy. (although... most of the heights were wild. Wasn't Estonia always taller than Lithuania?)
    Edit: I'm not too angry over not being consistent with the average heights, it's just that a lot of them don't add up to what we've been told in canon. I feel like Rome should be taller - he always seemed a tall, imposing man to me. And Hungary feels like she should be taller.

  • @lilleav9236
    @lilleav9236 2 года назад +3

    Me when Kol sayd that Indonesian citizen are the most shorts people in the world : WHEEEZEEE*

  • @yourepika9738
    @yourepika9738 3 года назад +4

    I refuse to believe Lithuania is over 173 I know Lithuanians are tall but considering our history, I’d expect him to be around 170

  • @popaioana4780
    @popaioana4780 2 года назад +4

    Actually, about Veneziano, didn't he express a little bit of embrassment regarding his height in one episode?
    There was an episode where he was running towards Germany to greet him. He intended to greet him with a kiss on each cheeck but when he got in front of Germany and tried to rise himself on his tip-toes he remained frozen in place because he couldn't reach close enought to his face no matter how hard he tried (there still was a 8 cm difference). From there the scene had gone like this:
    *Veneziano nervously and pathetically tries to get himself a little taller in order to reach Germany's face.*
    Germany: Oh! You want a kiss.
    *Germany bends and gives him a kiss on each cheeck*
    Venetiano out loud: Veeeeeee.........
    Venetiano in his mind: Mmmh, cazzo! He had to bend. That's so embrassing/humilating.

  • @AlfredFJones1776
    @AlfredFJones1776 3 года назад +6

    It annoys me that USA is so short. He should be over 6 ft.
    Oh well. Head canon exists for a reason.

  • @kieravermeal9127
    @kieravermeal9127 9 месяцев назад +1

    Omg, I'm as tall as Rome, Hong Kong, AND Poland

  • @MamaJade2024
    @MamaJade2024 Год назад

    15:08 france ABSOLUTELY wears heeled boots

  • @felmargego2534
    @felmargego2534 2 года назад +2

    tbh i don't rlly care abt how tall or short they are, i'm just happy everybody got official heights now 😂

  • @katarinadreams6955
    @katarinadreams6955 2 года назад +2

    Just like with Pokemon, I will also be ignoring this height chart

  • @moonseaeeveelutionsdance8863
    @moonseaeeveelutionsdance8863 3 года назад +3

    Hi! Could you please do a video on Northen Ireland's age?
    It confuses me that he is (maybe?) older than england

  • @elok_eyf4525
    @elok_eyf4525 3 года назад +8

    I think Mr. Indonesian height will only be around 160-165 cm
    This is beyond my expectation '-'

    • @Keeganrussmylove
      @Keeganrussmylove 3 года назад +3

      Actually if you go to most public places here most Indonesian male are 165-175 cm

  • @xalciaqx9026
    @xalciaqx9026 3 года назад +8

    Whyyyy are russia and Seychelles so short

  • @mushroomfog2509
    @mushroomfog2509 3 года назад +13

    I think, Netherlands should be 2 meters and Russia should be 2.10 Meters

    • @artistaincompreso7171
      @artistaincompreso7171 2 года назад +2

      But. Why?? I really don't understand when people want Russia to be more big

    • @Astro_Blue102
      @Astro_Blue102 2 года назад +2

      @@artistaincompreso7171 Because Russia IS big have you ever seen just how big the country is on a map?
      So it would make sense for Russia to be tall

    • @artistaincompreso7171
      @artistaincompreso7171 2 года назад

      @@Astro_Blue102 he's tall, but he doesn't need to be More tall. The tallest still be Netherlands, and then the average height of the citizens is another factor of the height of the character, or china should be bigger. In Russia they are not that high on average, so Russia is likely to exceed the average of citizens, but no more than that

  • @CawfeeCakes
    @CawfeeCakes 2 года назад +3

    EGYPT TRANS MAN CONFIRMED!? FUCK YEAH

    • @CawfeeCakes
      @CawfeeCakes 2 года назад

      Edit: kiku!? Y u so small!?

  • @katiearbuckle9017
    @katiearbuckle9017 2 года назад

    Hey it's Earthsuu I know I am late to this, but I was busy working and figuring out my self-care stuff BUT I Now feel like I gotta Recon my ocs a bit. I kinda wanna make Pompeii taller than Rome. Pompeii had a Celtic Gladiators.
    I also kinda like the Fact the Boys are Taller than him. Also I'm a Belarus in Height, with Curves like Ukraine, and I'm a 30-year-old American Woman.

  • @mengshook8098
    @mengshook8098 3 года назад +9

    eh im happy with the asean's heights since its obvious they are based by their countries size, except for vietnam
    with that said, shouldnt indonesia be taller than thai or at least the same height 🧍‍♂️
    im surprised msia's is actually accurate lmao. also yeah still laughing at kiku why is he so short 😭

    • @Cats_Bread
      @Cats_Bread 3 года назад +2

      Bucause in histories they called him 倭 whichs means short men

  • @dapotatoauthor
    @dapotatoauthor 3 года назад +1

    Me, who just went rouge and made my own version of the hetalia heights: 👁👄👁

  • @chelidonian_5609
    @chelidonian_5609 3 года назад +2

    Before Hima officialy introduces Indo as a male, I thought he would be a girl and standing about 150 cm/151 cm.

    • @fxaneline.9698
      @fxaneline.9698 Год назад

      Actually that was an old sketch of an indonesian girl that he met when he was visiting the country.

  • @Neo-Queenserenityt2l
    @Neo-Queenserenityt2l 3 года назад +10

    Tbh they are fictional and are representant of THE Country not the actual people who live there, so really does it matter how tall they are not really, Marinette and Adrien are short as hell, Marinette is like 4 something and Adrien is the same height as me but I head cannon them as her being 5'4 and him being either 5'9 or 5'10 but that's MY headcannon I'm not judging them for their canon heights because even the creator has said they aren't real people so I don't see the big deal on why these canon height don't make sense to people 🤷‍♀️ just my opinion though

  • @anaustraliankiwi3833
    @anaustraliankiwi3833 2 года назад +1

    When ancient Egypt gets called short but she's taller than you
    I'm 4'10-
    I've never felt so short in my life
    I'm 8 inches smaller than the average height in my country 😃 (New Zealand)

  • @artistaincompreso7171
    @artistaincompreso7171 2 года назад +4

    Why do people think Russia should be taller than that?
    In my opinion it is perfect or it should even be slightly shorter, considering the size of the nation it is slightly bigger than America so it's ok, but considering the average height of people is definitely lower than that. in Russia they are 1.76 cm tall).
    So considering the size of the nation and the average height of Russians 1.82 it's ok

    • @VidiaReePhoenix
      @VidiaReePhoenix 6 месяцев назад +1

      What are you talking about? Russia is literally twice the size of America. Not "slightly bigger." America is about 3.7 million square miles while Russia is 6.6 square miles. On a similar note, the second largest nation in the world, Canada, is only 3.8 million square miles. Russia is by far the largest country in the world and it isn't even remotely close.
      In fact, the surface area of Russia is greater than that of Pluto. He should be the tallest nation simply for that reason.
      So, as the video said, Hima either needs to make him the average height for his nation or fully lean into Russia being the biggest nation.

  • @SpeakermanJade_0
    @SpeakermanJade_0 Год назад +1

    5:02 Oh damn vietnam why height 158cm? My height 162cm no one from sleep

  • @mengshook8098
    @mengshook8098 3 года назад +1

    Throughout this video is just: fuck canon

  • @melacoki
    @melacoki Месяц назад

    Confused as to why there's so much "This is the average height of people in this country look how inaccurate this character's height is!" And it's literally a teenager or growing country who isn't at their final form and Hetalia character height doesn't always represent the average but rather other qualities of the nation like size etc but whatever this video is 2 years old and I have no life for real

  • @amy370
    @amy370 2 года назад +2

    Tbh alfred being 175 cm astonished me, bc he gives 180 cm

  • @alicjacaban2226
    @alicjacaban2226 3 года назад +2

    Poland grows.Mwahhahaha.time when he will become biggest nation is near. Porando rule ,always is his turn😆

  • @beckyhowling
    @beckyhowling Год назад

    I'm just glad my 3 favourite characters are taller than me lol Britain/England, Germany and Romano I'm about 5'5

  • @mika-lw7pd
    @mika-lw7pd 2 года назад

    It feels so weird to be taller than the majority of characters on this list (im somewhere between 5’10 and 5’11)

  • @garbagepalace
    @garbagepalace 5 дней назад

    YIPPE same height as spain, my highest kin 💪 i love when this happens

  • @potatooverlord3624
    @potatooverlord3624 3 года назад

    This made me so angry, thank you for doing this

  • @Mica_T
    @Mica_T 3 года назад +1

    Welp it's time to reclaim more land

  • @Mikabell
    @Mikabell Год назад

    Lol “Meanwhile America be like ‘I like feet” out of context. Also, still disappointed in Japan’s height since I am taller than him. *sigh*

  • @Cats_Bread
    @Cats_Bread 3 года назад +3

    So, is taiwan is vietnams neignbor? omg have you ever looked up the map😂😂😂😂

  • @vivalavaganza
    @vivalavaganza 11 месяцев назад

    I AM SO HAPPY FOR SLOVAKIA AND NORWAY YEAH

  • @Vika_03
    @Vika_03 2 года назад +1

    I-I'm now smaller than Latvia--

  • @badumba5511
    @badumba5511 11 месяцев назад

    What's the usual diet of people from Netherlands? Asking for myself