"You want a lawyer? Here's an attorney from _Smith & Wesson!"_ Max may be more outwardly chaotic than Sam, but this whole sequence proves reining in Max's chaos is how Sam keeps himself sane. What a terrifying (and badass) line.
0:26 i am not attracted to an anthropomorphic cartoon dog, i am not attracted to an anthropomorphic cartoon dog, i am not attracted to an anthropomorphic cartoon dog, i am not-
It’s because he’s used to reining in chaotic ideas without dismissing them or attacking Max is someway to do so. If your brain is more energetic than you are it helps. Or at least that’s what I think I don’t know I’m not a doctor
TE MENCIONÉ QUE ME PRENDES MUCHO AMIGO? Edit march 29 2023 Dude, speaking of the latin Spanish dub of freelance police... In the English dub you have stuff like Sam and Max saying their iconic phrases like always. And then there's the latin Spanish dub that has gems like "pero al menos no agarró tu anillo" (but at least he didn't grab your ring), "adiós topos, cuidado con los topes" (goodbye moles, take care of the bumpers), "ahora deshazte de esa bomba mientras me sobo los juanetes"(Noe get rid of that bomb while I rub my bunions), and, I'm not joking, "mejor juguemos al papá y a la mamá" (let's play to the mom and dad) The whole thing is full of innuendos (or albur as we say in Mexico and... Somewhere else I think?) and god it's so funny
If you ever do another one of these please consider including the part in Devil's Playhouse where Sam ate peanut butter and was licking the roof of his mouth while talking to everyone. I love that so much.
4:01 Can't believe Sam would shoot his past self because he called himself fat. Either because: A. Children insulting you cuts deeper than a adult Or B. The realization he would eventually let himself go got to him.
@@Freelance_Fandom_Collector Well Max is often described as "rabbity-thing", maybe he's a hybrid or a monster that only resembles a cartoon rabbit? For Sam, maybe he's part of a cartoon dog breed that evolved into a humanoid rather then a cartoon bipedal dog, which included evolving away from paw pads (for some reason), and loss of the tail (I'm fairly sure he doesn't have a tail). I'm not sure if any of the games or cartoon episodes explain why Sam doesn't wear shoes tho, maybe he thinks they're not worth the price they're sold for? either way he seems to have very human-like feet.
In the games and later games he's this mix of elderly jazz man political american humour that cracks jokes about C-Span and old authors while also standing with one foot in our zany time of the internet.
Yeah see, this is bullshit. I've been using "Want to rub my unicorn" since the 90's and it's still yet to work. I may need to re appraise my spirit animals. I'll try Max next.
For some reason I can’t find any clips of the john muir song from hit the road Also, who is jesse james? All I know is that they got the hand during hit the road
I can never tell if Sam is really smart and just doesn't give a shit, or if he's just completely insane.
It's all the above
But Max is the insane one
I’d say all three
The answer is yes
Yes.
on the surface it seems like sam is lawful good and max is chaotic evil but in reality sam is lawful chaotic and max is chaotic chaotic
chaotic chaotic,,
i love it,
There both Sociopath's it's just that Sam is more of a functioning one. IE can hold a job.
Sam is lawful evil, you can tell that pretty easily
Both are chaotic good
Sam is chaotic evil as well, but he has impulse control while max doesn’t.
"You want a lawyer? Here's an attorney from _Smith & Wesson!"_
Max may be more outwardly chaotic than Sam, but this whole sequence proves reining in Max's chaos is how Sam keeps himself sane. What a terrifying (and badass) line.
Any time Sam starts a sentence with "Holy" you know it's gonna be good.
honestly I love how he says "pinheeeead" at 1:10 :)
Right? It’s the cutest thing!
Dirty dan
Thats because hes already perfect
1:05 Sam making references to slightly obscure sitcoms from the 60s makes my day
@doodlebugugg
I though Gilligan's Island was well known.
THATS RIGHT KIDS, A FULL EPISODE OF SAM AND MAX WITHOUT ANY ADVERTISEMEN-
0:26
i am not attracted to an anthropomorphic cartoon dog, i am not attracted to an anthropomorphic cartoon dog, i am not attracted to an anthropomorphic cartoon dog, i am not-
ween
That was me going through the games for the first time and I got to 4:08 for the first time hxhcjvfj
@@Junior_Psychonaut yo same!
I have a feeling you're attracted to an anthropomorphic dog.
0:26
Wow, Sam can really sing!
Sam: ruclips.net/video/dMHlnji5Y5M/видео.html
Let’s take some time to appreciate it.
Meanwhile 2:02
Why does Sam’s voice comfort me so much??? Help????
Harvey Atkin’s Sam voice comforts me the most.
It’s because he’s used to reining in chaotic ideas without dismissing them or attacking Max is someway to do so. If your brain is more energetic than you are it helps.
Or at least that’s what I think I don’t know I’m not a doctor
@@matthewgallaway3675 that’s a good answer, I like that answer
@@robbiewalker2831 Who voice's him from the games?
@@logoredemption35 I’m assuming you’re talking about the telltale games here, in those he’s voiced by David Nowlin
I love him
I love him too
@@lord.rattus we all do
He's a very good boy
Um, thanks
dont we all
"You want a lawyer? Here is an attorney from *Smith and Wesson*!"
I cannot express the amount of pure unfiltered serotonin this video gave me....I love Sam so much
Animated series Sam just hits different
Personally the voice from the TV version Sam fits him so well.
Despite studio executives forcing them to make the cartoon for kids, I think it did a better job capturing the characters than Telltale Games did.
Finally, Sam my beloved receiving the attention he deserves. 🛐💞💖
Fun fact: 8:16 in the spanish version sam said
-did you know you turn me on a lot pal?
Then max said
-aw, you too
TE MENCIONÉ QUE ME PRENDES MUCHO AMIGO?
Edit march 29 2023
Dude, speaking of the latin Spanish dub of freelance police... In the English dub you have stuff like Sam and Max saying their iconic phrases like always.
And then there's the latin Spanish dub that has gems like "pero al menos no agarró tu anillo" (but at least he didn't grab your ring), "adiós topos, cuidado con los topes" (goodbye moles, take care of the bumpers), "ahora deshazte de esa bomba mientras me sobo los juanetes"(Noe get rid of that bomb while I rub my bunions), and, I'm not joking, "mejor juguemos al papá y a la mamá" (let's play to the mom and dad)
The whole thing is full of innuendos (or albur as we say in Mexico and... Somewhere else I think?) and god it's so funny
I recently noticed that Sams animated show voice sounds alot like the teacher in Bubble Guppies
Mr. Grouper was voiced by Tino Insana. Sam was voiced by Harvey Atkins.
@@danielslade9485 DANG IT I hoped it was the same guy. Admittedly you can hear it though right? I feel crazy now lol
he was king koopa in, I believe, super Mario world though
And the dad from Jacob Two Two
He was also King Koopa in the Mario cartoons.
If you ever do another one of these please consider including the part in Devil's Playhouse where Sam ate peanut butter and was licking the roof of his mouth while talking to everyone. I love that so much.
0:26
I just want to hear Sam sing that entire song
Finally, a Sam moment compilation
God, I need a man like Sam! ≧﹏≦
Long overdue edit: No, I was thinking wholesome dad mixed with kinky muscle-chub.
Slightly (well, maybe a lot) Sociopath but into you to the point of killing if necessary?
WHAT KIND OF PFP IS THAT?!?
@@queenofuganda7718 Giiirl, you know EXACTLY what kinda profile pic it is.
@@prot0pixel64 ...YEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
oh dear lord is that pfp what I think it is
4:01 Can't believe Sam would shoot his past self because he called himself fat. Either because:
A. Children insulting you cuts deeper than a adult
Or
B. The realization he would eventually let himself go got to him.
You forgot this line
Guy : honestly why do they teach in your amarican schools
Sam: VIDEO POKER!!!!
Idk why but that always cracks me up
if i didn’t know better i’d say that line was a poker night reference
I usually saw Sam as a heroic and more sane individual. After this I can safely say he’s only that way in comparison to Max.
I will always absolutely adore this franchise ✨ you should definitely make more they crack me up
Sam has such dad energy lol
0:25 0///0 my heart started speeding
Sam started singing and I screamed "Excuse me??? Mr. Sir??? Warn somebody before you do that to their h e a r t"
Almost 10 minutes of Sam saying funny stuff?
Yeah, I've got time.
Sam: "No match! New York rules! D:“
Satan: "I WILL KILL-"
3:23 my favorite little laugh out of this whole video
Love this big dummy so much
Sam’s not actually a dummy
“I always thought Max had a creme center”
Oh I’m positive you made sure of that
Almost made me spit out my Mouthwash 💀
fuck laughter this gave me full on chest spasms
"He's a zebra, Max. That's what makes me a little suspicious..."
Sam a racist confirmed.
Speciest*
"Have you tried the spaghetti carbonara? I'm dyin!" I'M DYING TOO IDK WHAT MAKES THAT SO FUNNY
And people say SAMS the responsible one
I love this so much-
im so happy you added the banang scene its so funny
1:12
yes you are you angel.
my new favourite video!
Aww 🥺🥺 I’m so glad!!
he's so cute ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
This is why Sam is my favourite 🥰🥰
8:58 Max has.. TOE BEANS??? 🥺🥺🥺
He has everything except sanity
Ironically, rabbits do not have paw pads. Dogs do, but upon gazing upon Sam’s feet, we may see that they are barren
@@Freelance_Fandom_Collector Well Max is often described as "rabbity-thing", maybe he's a hybrid or a monster that only resembles a cartoon rabbit? For Sam, maybe he's part of a cartoon dog breed that evolved into a humanoid rather then a cartoon bipedal dog, which included evolving away from paw pads (for some reason), and loss of the tail (I'm fairly sure he doesn't have a tail). I'm not sure if any of the games or cartoon episodes explain why Sam doesn't wear shoes tho, maybe he thinks they're not worth the price they're sold for? either way he seems to have very human-like feet.
@@FightingFoodonsFan I think the best explanation I can find for Sam’s lack of shoes is that they would make him look dumb.
samb.....
Sam is my spirit animal
Same
0:17 dawg just fucking yeeted his ass
Sam never gets any love :(
Well I always give him love
Thank you, I too have noticed this.. This makes me happy
0:26 👀
I like his cartoon voice
Sam is both smart and chaotic
Man I love 💗 this video so much! This was a good 10 minutes well spent
Sam is a very hungry boi.
In the games and later games he's this mix of elderly jazz man political american humour that cracks jokes about C-Span and old authors while also standing with one foot in our zany time of the internet.
9:44 yesssss
PINEEEHEADDDD
Love this doggo
KING KOOPA
I know I'm late, but I can NOT be the only person who got jump scared by the music at the beginning. WHY DID I JUMP SO HIGH???
will there be a video of max's maxisums?
I’ve been thinking about making it, I can certainly make it happen!
@@Electrenby yes please
@@Electrenby please
Thank you. Thank you so much!
2:51 is my favorite
I wish I could talk that long without breathing he's an icon
0:16 YEET
S A M ? ? 0:27
Idk why the Bonang scene gets me every god damn time
You crack me up little buddy.
I LOVE YOU SAM!
2:16 "Hmmm...Do you think Telltale did a bit too much with having him say that Max?"
6:03 🐶Sam (Sam & Max): CURSE YOU, MELVIN HARDGRAVES!!!
hi sam enjoyers how we doin
Sam apparently can sing, but only when children's radio toys are present
Yeah see, this is bullshit. I've been using "Want to rub my unicorn" since the 90's and it's still yet to work. I may need to re appraise my spirit animals. I'll try Max next.
1:15 damn for free??????
i.can't.pick.that.up
"I. CAN'T. PICK. THAT. UP." Bitch-
I love how in the animated series whenever Sam yells Harv's King Koopa voice comes out.
“do you have any… sam quotes?”
No
Make moreeee plssss💕💕💕
You cannot tell me... that this dog is noy gay
uhhh idk about that..
let me ask his husband, max
When he sings I- 😳😳😳
For some reason I can’t find any clips of the john muir song from hit the road
Also, who is jesse james? All I know is that they got the hand during hit the road
Jessie James Actual Hand AMAZING
Jessie James was one of the most searched criminals in the world if I'm not wrong
*_IGOTITIGOTITIGOTIT!_*
5:55 they predicted FNAF
He’s just like me fr
Banang!
Banang!
B a n a n g !
1:25 was super funny
Holy macaroni on a train going to Alaska with a AK-47 in it’s pocket.
8:53 he just keeps running past the same tree
Your all taking about 0:26 but what about 2:00, he sang so well! :D
I'm d y i n g
Hey that’s me!
2:07
4:08
9:07
He really pulled a gun on his past self
bA NanG
Sam : Hey lincoln. Wanna rub ny unicorne ?
Lincoln : (getting suspicious aboutthat sentence).
Sam : (inner voice) Come oooooon.
Today I learned Sam supports the Mets.
Do you have annnyyy... New videos in-store?
I have 2 others on my channel, might have a few more at some point :)
@@Electrenby can't wait !!!
I cant screw that
1:12 you’re sounding like a narcissist, Sam.
1:12 sam,if you were any more dense,water would slide right off you