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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024
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  • @bersrk_josx-1337
    @bersrk_josx-1337 Год назад +6819

    This is what really happens in war thunder it's just an invisible dude teleporting around and fixing all the parts of the tank in 30 secs

    • @felitoxd08
      @felitoxd08 Год назад +3

      Fr

    • @KochTala
      @KochTala Год назад +280

      In enlisted you have to repair each damaged part

    • @KochTala
      @KochTala Год назад +132

      Individually

    • @tdmtima5215
      @tdmtima5215 Год назад +28

      Это энлистед

    • @evolutiongaming1421
      @evolutiongaming1421 11 месяцев назад +34

      @@KochTalabruh u didn’t compare that poo game to the golden snail

  • @SirBaffoYT
    @SirBaffoYT Год назад +3272

    In the meantime Hans has recalled the entire panzer division

    • @Tankman_Fatih
      @Tankman_Fatih Год назад +84

      He calles the only 4 panzer left on the western front ( they couldnt arrive bc of lacking fuel )

    • @MilkTruck1210
      @MilkTruck1210 Год назад +13

      So Hans called the panzer 1s and 2s that were ditched in 1940 but it was destroyed by a boys art

    • @Zelurpio
      @Zelurpio Год назад +9

      I live in Berlin and I know only 1 Hans, use the name Fredrick, it was very common back then

    • @iaminevitablethanos5168
      @iaminevitablethanos5168 Год назад

      @@ZelurpioHans seems more German tho

    • @Starwarsfanboy1271
      @Starwarsfanboy1271 Год назад

      @@Tankman_Fatihbro really watched too many miss information

  • @AdniteSean
    @AdniteSean Год назад +935

    When tanks get shot:
    The enemy is adjusting the next shot
    The commander is in sheer panic
    The technician is playing a sweaty ranked match of tank mechanic simulator

  • @TamNguyen-nq1xz
    @TamNguyen-nq1xz Год назад +3360

    POV: USSR after a T-34 was destroyed

    • @popkxw
      @popkxw Год назад

      nah, they'd abandon it and the russians would mass produce even more

    • @quylong8678
      @quylong8678 Год назад +132

      They not fix, they replace it 😂😂

    • @sussexuniversity124
      @sussexuniversity124 Год назад +75

      @@quylong8678 infinite "Another one"

    • @centeringcube
      @centeringcube Год назад +90

      Germany: "we can kill 3 tanks for your killing 1" USSR: "that's why we brought 4"

    • @slavvodkaman9359
      @slavvodkaman9359 Год назад +20

      ​@@centeringcube
      Also
      USSR: u destroy one of our tank, we will replace them to 3 then 6 then 10 🗿🗿🗿

  • @MxrlowP02
    @MxrlowP02 9 месяцев назад +261

    They have 6 shells of ammo sir
    Ussr: sends 7 tanks

  • @Skoczniowski
    @Skoczniowski Год назад +417

    My crew in warthunder after being hit with a 10000lbs bomb:
    (They fixed the tank in 43 seconds)

    • @ReDDx666
      @ReDDx666 Год назад +16

      I like how enlisted is more realistic then war thunder but they both made by gaijin

    • @exceptionalanimations1508
      @exceptionalanimations1508 Год назад +28

      @@ReDDx666 yea I mean one is vehicles only and the other is combined arms warfare, I mean you can't have total realism if you're not allowed to leave the vehicle

    • @-c88
      @-c88 9 месяцев назад +5

      ⁠@@exceptionalanimations1508but still tank combat feels much better in enlisted being able to look from different visors is very cool and movement of the vehicles feels much smoother and realistic like they are really going through all this mud and concrete

    • @jaggumonk7
      @jaggumonk7 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@-c88nah tanks in enlisted are too janky war thunder is much better as it's more refined

    • @thegrandaviator8308
      @thegrandaviator8308 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@-c88 You can still see from driver ports and commander cupolas in war thunder

  • @mikomanuel5931
    @mikomanuel5931 Год назад +118

    "hey Niko, this is your cousin! Lets go bowling!"

  • @robertabihay4196
    @robertabihay4196 Год назад +155

    Meanwhile in world of tanks:
    "Oh no, almost all of my modules are dead, oh well" (preses the repair kit button)

    • @CJonas89
      @CJonas89 10 месяцев назад +7

      Pay to win

    • @pacipathyep
      @pacipathyep 9 месяцев назад +12

      ​​@@CJonas89wdym "pay to win", repair kit in WoT is about 1-2k silver. And its NOT a silver that is in War Thunder, you literally can farm your first million in the first day of playing WoT lol
      Upd. +you can use repair kit every 90 seconds ANY amount of time during the battle

    • @JohnSapato
      @JohnSapato 8 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah even the premium ammo in PC costs silver. But in Wot Blitz it's horrible, it still costs gold.
      Granted in Blitz the premium ammo does less damage than the AP.

    • @Foxy87
      @Foxy87 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@pacipathyepyes but u can repair only 1 part every 90 seconds ^^

    • @Antecedentt
      @Antecedentt 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@JohnSapato ??? you can buy the premium ammo with silver in wotb. if you are paying gold to those rounds then thats ur choice and saying those rounds do less damage than normal rounds, you have to have only 2 seconds of playtime. the he ammo does only 1 damage if you didnt know about that the thing that matters is you have to shoot the he at the right place so it does crazy amounts like 1k or 1.5k in just 1 shot. saying pre ammo does less damage than normal ammo is very dumb. try to pen cheeks of the maus with any tank you want and then come here and say something. go play the game first dumbass.

  • @ADB_UWIM_2807
    @ADB_UWIM_2807 Год назад +368

    For this reason I run toolkits in my assaulter and engineer squads. You can easily get a few hundred points from repairing a friendly tank. Esp if its multiple components and with the indicator I'd just tell the tanker to stay inside and keep shooting while i repair. I do it cuz I hope people would follow suit and make a tankers life better.

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage Год назад +45

      That's a pretty good idea. It would encourage infantry and tanks to stick together like they're supposed to.

    • @DaPremier
      @DaPremier Год назад +16

      That's why my riflemen troops have a repair kit.

    • @WikterRor2807
      @WikterRor2807 Год назад +9

      I do the same, problem is that most people in this game are selfish as fuck, albo i do have to admit that i hate this new repair system

    • @DaPremier
      @DaPremier Год назад +7

      @@WikterRor2807 I literally tried this system today, it didn't fix anything and I died because it took too long because "the component is too far away", it turns out that you have to stand on top of the tank.

    • @nicolasperez-oh3nv
      @nicolasperez-oh3nv Год назад +2

      ​@@DaPremierDivisión azul 💙🇪🇦

  • @EggYolk18
    @EggYolk18 Год назад +46

    Ah the classic GTA 4 cousin roman and the theme song, great memories

  • @dquod6.096
    @dquod6.096 Год назад +107

    Except you wouldn’t even get a chance to fix one module before Hans got another panzerschrek on you lol

  • @Raw-Thunder
    @Raw-Thunder Год назад +117

    Warthunder players after getting hit by a Jagdtiger 128mm:

    • @justmrcrow
      @justmrcrow Год назад +3

      Jagdpanther has a 88mm bro

    • @antoshka2258
      @antoshka2258 Год назад +7

      I think he would mention the Jagdtiger

    • @Raw-Thunder
      @Raw-Thunder Год назад +5

      @@justmrcrow I meant the Jagdtiger.

    • @exceptionalanimations1508
      @exceptionalanimations1508 Год назад +3

      @@justmrcrow he clearly said jagdtiger

    • @justmrcrow
      @justmrcrow Год назад

      @@exceptionalanimations1508 He modified his message

  • @imperialbill6925
    @imperialbill6925 Год назад +20

    Honestly I like the repair mechanic. U have to make a call of holding your ground moving to cover with smoke to fix your tank or just ditching it. I think it also helps slow down un killable grey zone campers

    • @WikterRor2807
      @WikterRor2807 Год назад +3

      It doesn't hurt the campers at all in my opinion, it's hurtownia anyone actually teuing to use their tank to help their team

  • @raphilahmed
    @raphilahmed Год назад +44

    Hanz hanz get the panzerfaust 😂

    • @EmmaleySchweitzer
      @EmmaleySchweitzer Год назад +2

      That's a panzershrek 😂

    • @raphilahmed
      @raphilahmed Год назад

      @@EmmaleySchweitzer yes

    • @LLouis245
      @LLouis245 Год назад

      ​​@@EmmaleySchweitzerno its a Panzerschreck, it schrecks away panzers (you need to be german to understand that)

    • @EmmaleySchweitzer
      @EmmaleySchweitzer Год назад

      @@LLouis245 Ich bin Deutscher du Blödmann🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @LLouis245
      @LLouis245 Год назад

      @@EmmaleySchweitzer keine ahnung ich habe Englisch bei RUclips an vielleicht übersetzt dass dan automatisch

  • @oryzathefarmer
    @oryzathefarmer Год назад +83

    They were like: 🗿

  • @MRworldEtIkA
    @MRworldEtIkA Год назад +9

    man, Enlisted got potentials.

  • @datankz2498
    @datankz2498 Год назад +19

    UNCLE DANE IN ENLISTED

    • @justmrcrow
      @justmrcrow Год назад +1

      Dispenser goin' up!

    • @h5skb4ru41
      @h5skb4ru41 Год назад +1

      ​@@justmrcrow*cue intro music*

    • @muk204
      @muk204 Год назад

      What?

    • @liquidationman
      @liquidationman 7 месяцев назад

      Rally point, comin' right up!
      (dies 1/3rd in because of a damn assaulter)

  • @SSFFRRJJ
    @SSFFRRJJ 10 месяцев назад +2

    Be patient Hans..
    That soldier is patient

  • @RyujinRoninReach
    @RyujinRoninReach Год назад +13

    Ironically
    Arnold was a tank operator
    And he’d take weights with him on his off time

  • @BlueHighlighter-ew8qd
    @BlueHighlighter-ew8qd 5 месяцев назад +9

    That one clip of Peter Griffin vs Farmers be like

  • @pyrowolf681
    @pyrowolf681 Год назад +7

    Whenever a commander comes out I give them the JFK experience

    • @brendanlogan1676
      @brendanlogan1676 Год назад +1

      i play pacific so there are plenty of enemy tanker i can with that experience

    • @pyrowolf681
      @pyrowolf681 Год назад

      @@brendanlogan1676 yep, I remember seeing a dumbass jap using their turret (it was the teir 1 tank) and doming them. But this idiot wouldn’t move and instead just use another soldier to man it and same thing would happen till he had no crew

    • @nnk_ll2
      @nnk_ll2 7 месяцев назад

      Whack-a-mole minigame

    • @pyrowolf681
      @pyrowolf681 7 месяцев назад

      @@nnk_ll2 precisely

  • @Shrok7833
    @Shrok7833 Год назад +7

    Bro is in enlisted basement

  • @Isoutukhaloga
    @Isoutukhaloga 5 месяцев назад +7

    Thats the most coolest rocket launcher

  • @RegoDrawsッ
    @RegoDrawsッ 4 месяца назад +1

    Hanz made em dirty

  • @CPT_John_Price1551
    @CPT_John_Price1551 Год назад +37

    If he had rushed at him until he had repaired it, he would have killed himself, but he would have killed the enemy as well

  • @ofrome
    @ofrome 4 месяца назад +1

    Wait a moment whilst I repair my tank bro!

  • @Tsarbloonba
    @Tsarbloonba 5 месяцев назад +17

    Better war thunder.

  • @Croissant-123
    @Croissant-123 5 месяцев назад +1

    Meanwhile the 2 Machine Guns on the tank: am I a joke to you?

  • @somethingtoputonpizza6667
    @somethingtoputonpizza6667 Год назад +3

    I love the new tank repairing it's more emersive

    • @101jir
      @101jir Год назад +2

      In fairness old tank repair was a pretty low bar for immersion.
      I play a fair bit of tanks (mostly Stuarts in Pacific and Normandy at this point, recently unlocked Stuka for Moscow), and just for the immersion I'd be comfortable with it taking a bit longer. Doesn't have to be ridiculously long like MoW2, but longer than this per component would be nice.

    • @alecdegelau4750
      @alecdegelau4750 Год назад +1

      Or, you know, just don't make any changes to the old system. It wasn't broken or anything, so now we just have longer, tedious repair times, why? Cause realism. I'm so tired of people pushing for extreme realism in a game that was Arcady and fast paced from release. Can't we just play, and you know, have fun? Pointless chsnges that just make the game less fun. I have more than 1500 battles played, and really enjoy the game, but I don't like this sudden push for more realism.

    • @dave_shootout219
      @dave_shootout219 Год назад +1

      Apart from the parts being highlighted and see through, yeah. It bothers me a little bit. A small wrench icon on the damaged area would be better

    • @somethingtoputonpizza6667
      @somethingtoputonpizza6667 Год назад

      true tankers take like 10 minutes to repair things in the Men of war games
      the new system for Enlisted only takes a minute or less depending on how big the tank is @@101jir

    • @101jir
      @101jir Год назад

      @@alecdegelau4750 Immersion increases fun for many, realism doesn't necessarily.
      However, in this particular case how fun is it for players that can't get to the spawn because of gray zone camping tanks to actually manage to damage the tank, only to get taken out and the tank repaired almost instantly? Not very.
      Overall, this approach to repair is pro-fun.

  • @ZhangirAmerica
    @ZhangirAmerica 10 месяцев назад +1

    Если в тундру добавят просто людей за которых можно играть , мы с друзьями станем страхом танков

  • @Demy45
    @Demy45 5 месяцев назад +10

    Осечка из за повреждения казённой части оружия 6 раз подряд в war thunder 💀💀

  • @Aviation_Warthunder
    @Aviation_Warthunder 8 месяцев назад +1

    pov my warthunder crew repairing my half destroyed tank while an kv 2 is shooting

  • @ikitt
    @ikitt 5 месяцев назад +3

    Is enlisted?

  • @No_fritz01
    @No_fritz01 2 месяца назад +1

    Yall remember when you could exit the tank and repair in 1 go?

  • @PepsiDaCat69420
    @PepsiDaCat69420 Год назад +4

    How to get Panzershrek with gun shield in normandy? all i can find is the rpbz 43 ofenrohr

    • @Dregomz02
      @Dregomz02 Год назад

      you can't it's in the files (like many other stuff) but not enabled to be used by the DF mayve in future who knows or maybe it will be a gold weapon order in next bp season?

    • @PepsiDaCat69420
      @PepsiDaCat69420 Год назад

      @@Dregomz02 hopefully

    • @SlavicUnionGaming
      @SlavicUnionGaming 2 месяца назад

      they are going to add it in eventually just not yet from what ive heard

  • @PolishkaOnTop26
    @PolishkaOnTop26 8 месяцев назад +1

    me: grabs my submachine gun that goes brttttt

  • @Mopuit
    @Mopuit Год назад +8

    Yeah it annoing noow

    • @WesleyKwong
      @WesleyKwong Год назад

      Especially trying to fix the barrel betweens anti tank fire and a hell of bullets from machine gunners

    • @anttitheinternetguy3213
      @anttitheinternetguy3213 Год назад

      Well, its kinda realistic now And i dont mind The change. Is it better this way? not really

  • @Idaho_potato
    @Idaho_potato Год назад +2

    The way he came out of the tank had me dead AF 💀

  • @StarDust7746
    @StarDust7746 Год назад +4

    Is that war thunder or another game?

    • @rockandgru7719
      @rockandgru7719 Год назад +4

      Enlisted

    • @leodesalis5915
      @leodesalis5915 Год назад +1

      Enlisted publish by gaijin the same company who make war thunder hence the similarities, its just war thunder with infantry

    • @StarDust7746
      @StarDust7746 Год назад +1

      @@leodesalis5915 thanks

  • @someotamatonewithayoutubea9478

    The mechanic repairing the tank goes so much in sync for the GTA 4 theme! I find it funny besides the meme 😂

  • @ZanyDeer808
    @ZanyDeer808 2 месяца назад +1

    Hanz, get ze Panzerfaust!

  • @inkycat7167
    @inkycat7167 Год назад +2

    Me literally being that one guy who sits on your tank and repairs it when ever you get hit

  • @lolislegendYT
    @lolislegendYT 7 месяцев назад +1

    “Lego building sound effect” 😂

  • @Dummy3161
    @Dummy3161 8 месяцев назад

    Soviet Connections fits this so well

  • @AngelYT-V
    @AngelYT-V 4 месяца назад +1

    XD el botsito de la escuadra

  • @BottleOScrumpe9981
    @BottleOScrumpe9981 8 месяцев назад +1

    Bro's doing lego building animation

  • @Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet
    @Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet 6 месяцев назад +1

    They done got bob the builder into ww2

  • @creedleader5583
    @creedleader5583 Год назад +1

    Sir, we've run out of repair kits. What are we going to do?
    Player: There is nothing we can do..

  • @dumbo21
    @dumbo21 7 месяцев назад +1

    Warthunder: My crew goes out of there way to make everyone stop what they are doing and repair the yellow mg letting some random guy delete me

  • @NoobWizard-7479
    @NoobWizard-7479 5 месяцев назад +1

    We fixing the tank with this one🗣️🗣️

  • @loshara3315
    @loshara3315 5 месяцев назад

    Hanz definitely hate that rocket guy 💀

  • @Rizkhy552
    @Rizkhy552 6 месяцев назад +1

    WOTB :"🗿 instant"

  • @norjmaanooj8404
    @norjmaanooj8404 10 месяцев назад +1

    Finishes fixing the tank: sees the ww2 is ended
    Soldier: WHAT THE F☠💀🗿

  • @REBALSTRINGS
    @REBALSTRINGS 9 месяцев назад

    When your tank is broken you must become the tank🔥🗣️

  • @lowlife1368
    @lowlife1368 10 месяцев назад

    Have you considered I don’t know… shooting back?!

  • @gangJJL
    @gangJJL 7 месяцев назад +1

    Enlisted can be funny sometimes

  • @ordinary_doge
    @ordinary_doge 8 месяцев назад

    "hol up don't shoot yet i gotta repair my tank"

  • @andybirder4970
    @andybirder4970 9 месяцев назад

    "We didn't even scratch them", " that one didn't go through"

  • @LUIGIPIROZZELLIFIORAVANT-ew3fo
    @LUIGIPIROZZELLIFIORAVANT-ew3fo 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hans doesnt need the panzerfaust 😎😎

  • @javipro2761
    @javipro2761 8 месяцев назад

    That made me remember about that family guy episode when peter shot down a barn and a lot of guys re-builded it

  • @ЭтоЯ.10летназад
    @ЭтоЯ.10летназад 4 месяца назад

    The second tanker: * posing, not helping to fix a tank *

  • @CMDRFandragon
    @CMDRFandragon Год назад +1

    Shit, Kraut squad has a Panzershreck!-M4 Sherman, Company of Heroes

  • @tonyfranksland428
    @tonyfranksland428 11 месяцев назад

    After playing Enlisted I finally get to know the origin story of Warthunder invisible Repair man

  • @-General_Bek-
    @-General_Bek- 4 месяца назад +1

    Why does Enlisted looks like War Thunder but with humans version?

  • @ferryrozzo
    @ferryrozzo 4 месяца назад

    bro this is very relateable, man 😂

  • @JasmineLi
    @JasmineLi 6 месяцев назад

    It’s faster to fix your tank than reloading

  • @2006-Honda-Civic
    @2006-Honda-Civic 7 месяцев назад

    This is an alternate universe where hanz actually just brought ze panzerfaust 💀

  • @katgut
    @katgut 11 месяцев назад

    It actually feels like a crime too when your crew is a high level and your shooter doesn't know

  • @RandomCanadianboy75
    @RandomCanadianboy75 9 месяцев назад

    OK you guys convinced me I’m playing enlisted

  • @BruxxGamesverdaeiro01
    @BruxxGamesverdaeiro01 2 месяца назад

    "hey Niko, this is your cousin! Lets go Bowling!"

  • @thetalkativetank7032
    @thetalkativetank7032 Год назад

    Tank crew members in this game is the equivalent of 5 los Santos customs mechanics fixing anything that would deem it totaled 💀💀

  • @kristof.demeter
    @kristof.demeter 10 месяцев назад

    Man really said: ima shoot the thiccest part of the tank instead of the weakest

  • @p_jgeon6527
    @p_jgeon6527 Год назад +1

    Fr there gonna be ppl who will compete in this😭😭😭

  • @nicholasking1850
    @nicholasking1850 8 месяцев назад +1

    Enlisted be making me mad ngl😅

  • @CrimsonXYR
    @CrimsonXYR 7 месяцев назад +1

    I like how absolutely no one knows that this is not war thunder This is enlisted the reason it looks so similar to war thunder is because it was made by gajin

  • @ryder1430
    @ryder1430 5 месяцев назад

    My crew in WT needs to be like the guy repairing the tank😢

  • @honfmeilingfleet957
    @honfmeilingfleet957 Год назад

    the music is great and creepy at the same times

  • @ОльгаЛяшко-х7ь
    @ОльгаЛяшко-х7ь 10 месяцев назад

    the same tank radio operator who survived when a 250 mm shell hit the tank:

  • @ITALY789
    @ITALY789 3 месяца назад

    Jeramy just fixed up the Sherman 😭

  • @Ovalgarlic
    @Ovalgarlic 4 месяца назад

    Gaijin: your cannon is broken? Repair it.
    Reality: your cannon is broken? Leave the tank, he is destroyed.

  • @martinmateev7517
    @martinmateev7517 Год назад +1

    Our tank never gives up

  • @Prodergamer02_
    @Prodergamer02_ 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hans get ze Panzerschreck!

  • @ElTitoMitxu
    @ElTitoMitxu 11 месяцев назад +1

    People think T-34 where indestructible, but by the end of the war ot a single original one remained, all that remained was T34/85, even so they were very good tanks with very good designs.

  • @vihungchu
    @vihungchu Год назад +1

    It’s somewhat paranoid that snipers can pop your head while repairing, that’s why smoke comes in handy, blocking enemy view while repairing.

  • @miguelleonpulido2227
    @miguelleonpulido2227 6 месяцев назад

    This is what Germany couldn’t do,
    But that Arnold laugh 💀

  • @Derickkenzo78
    @Derickkenzo78 5 месяцев назад

    RELEASE THE TIMMY
    "Proceeds to repair the tank at full light speed

  • @Zaprons
    @Zaprons 7 месяцев назад

    “Get the lego advertisement builder!”

  • @KarlVonEiser
    @KarlVonEiser Год назад

    Took me too long to realize it was a family guy reference when he fought the Amish

  • @Armada-1935
    @Armada-1935 10 месяцев назад

    He has done what Brat Pitt could never do- HE- IS - GOD! 😮

  • @patrik8564
    @patrik8564 Год назад

    Ladies and gentelmens.. We found him.. BASEMENT GUY!

  • @DecentlyEntertaining
    @DecentlyEntertaining Год назад +1

    If you destroy 1 Soviet tank in 1 second a new one will appear behind the destroyed one 💀

  • @Darkether887
    @Darkether887 4 месяца назад

    One of the most stressful things to do during a match

  • @GGameOVERTR
    @GGameOVERTR 9 месяцев назад

    Tank mechanic simulator 😂

  • @sunsuu
    @sunsuu 11 месяцев назад

    Casually wrenching a shredded barrel back together

  • @crab378
    @crab378 Год назад +1

    I always just dig in and go full fury, I'm gonna take as many enemies with me as I can

  • @S0me-rand0mguy1
    @S0me-rand0mguy1 4 месяца назад

    "what's even a repair?"
    -said maus

  • @adimaiuniversal4361
    @adimaiuniversal4361 Год назад

    Nobody
    Me: runs around the map after abandoning my tank going around repairing everyone else XD

  • @Officer_duh
    @Officer_duh 11 месяцев назад

    “Casually repairs exterior while being shot at by machine guns”

  • @ItsOnlyChip
    @ItsOnlyChip 5 месяцев назад

    Bro got the builder from COC 💀

  • @alzaperodua6704
    @alzaperodua6704 9 месяцев назад

    Bro really said "i fix quick for more money🤑💵💵💵🤑💵🤑🤑💵🤑💵🤑💵🤑💵