Cosa Nostra but it's not how mafia works

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @ilCantaluppi
    @ilCantaluppi 6 лет назад +1498

    Italian here. I can confirm that’s how mafia ACTUALLY works, 100% accurate, would mob again

  • @cryoice6511
    @cryoice6511 6 лет назад +1640

    Mafia: had enemies
    Mafia: hires Kevin
    Enemies: dead
    Mafia: also dead
    THAT'S HOW KEVIN WORKS

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 6 лет назад +2687

    Mafia City: Level 1 Crook
    Cosa Nostra: Level 100 Boss
    That’s how mafia _actually_ works

  • @ChinChin-tj5dn
    @ChinChin-tj5dn 5 лет назад +1118

    "I REALLY LOVE THAT!" Kevin said as he snapped the old woman's neck

    • @Bravo-Too-Much
      @Bravo-Too-Much 5 лет назад +30

      He says “I love that.” And then “I really like that.”
      Get you’re goddamn shit straight.

    • @rosalinasanchez9800
      @rosalinasanchez9800 5 лет назад +4

      Aldo the Apache calm the fuck down

    • @unclefreddiebob131
      @unclefreddiebob131 5 лет назад +2

      Rose Laurant Actually Feck

  • @VictorTheLegend
    @VictorTheLegend 6 лет назад +3230

    Hitman but it has the lowest budget in videogame history.

  • @MegaHelen82
    @MegaHelen82 6 лет назад +187

    "Italians like sauce!, ahhh spaghetti" I think I woke up everyone in the house laughing.

  • @wesleybunch4925
    @wesleybunch4925 6 лет назад +1785

    Cosa Nostra but the mafia went wrong by letting Kevin join.

    • @angelicabomination1699
      @angelicabomination1699 6 лет назад +28

      Kevin got confused and joined the Italian mob instead of the Irish mob

    • @EnergyLiteHDChannel
      @EnergyLiteHDChannel 6 лет назад +16

      Its not Kevin that joins the mafia, it’s the mafia joining Kevin

    • @jimmypratt
      @jimmypratt 6 лет назад

      He’s too bloodthirsty

    • @ChiChi-ll3jt
      @ChiChi-ll3jt 5 лет назад +1

      Don: feck, this was a mistake! He's ruining everything!

    • @FourandaHalfIdiots
      @FourandaHalfIdiots 5 лет назад

      @@WelfareDude its the way kevin titles his videos though....

  • @RU--AL
    @RU--AL 6 лет назад +607

    Remember kids! Look to the left and then to the right when crossing!!
    Kids: looks to the left *snaps their necks*

  • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
    @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 6 лет назад +2120

    I feel like you’d know how the mafia works Kevin

    • @holyguacamole5816
      @holyguacamole5816 6 лет назад +28

      Jim has spoken

    • @naimmiralles
      @naimmiralles 6 лет назад +4

      You still being a communist?

    • @themidwestemo
      @themidwestemo 6 лет назад +2

      😤🙏

    • @youwannakookie9099
      @youwannakookie9099 6 лет назад +9

      The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens I feel bad for you Kevin never likes your comments and your Jim so it’s really sad! 😔

    • @miregojitohotookmyhandle
      @miregojitohotookmyhandle 6 лет назад +4

      Seeing how he knew about that safe, I'd say Kevin is the heist man. A real good fella.

  • @LEMUR_JJ
    @LEMUR_JJ 6 лет назад +475

    "Just got turned on by that guy" - Kevin, 2019

  • @Dragonbard
    @Dragonbard 6 лет назад +1172

    I’ll make him an offer he will certainly refuse because I possess no negotiation skills.

    • @soupwizard
      @soupwizard 6 лет назад +9

      This should help: www.amazon.com/Getting-Yes-Negotiate-Agreement-Without/dp/0743526937

    • @JoeMama-iu3dv
      @JoeMama-iu3dv 6 лет назад +5

      soupwizard are you joking or do you generally not know this is a godfather reference

    • @Dragonbard
      @Dragonbard 6 лет назад +23

      soupwizard, if only Don Corleone had that at hand; maybe things coulda gone smoother for him.

    • @cynricng3773
      @cynricng3773 5 лет назад +5

      Speech 0

    • @Dragonbard
      @Dragonbard 5 лет назад +3

      Speech -15

  • @2d_899
    @2d_899 5 лет назад +305

    *"Look how they massacred my boy.."*

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 6 лет назад +1349

    Ranks in the mafia:
    Lvl 1 Crook
    Lvl 35 Boss
    Lvl 100 Godfather
    Lvl 420 Kevin
    *_That's how mafia works_*

  • @justsometimber1nthelake873
    @justsometimber1nthelake873 5 лет назад +425

    Me: mom can we get the new Hitman game?
    Mom: *No, we have Hitman at home*

  • @leonv.3810
    @leonv.3810 6 лет назад +867

    I'm sure Kevin is just a level 1 crook

    • @Hidden_Fern
      @Hidden_Fern 6 лет назад +10

      AxxL stfu

    • @Hidden_Fern
      @Hidden_Fern 6 лет назад +3

      DONT DISLIKE MY VIDEOS lmfao your name says it all

    • @youwannakookie9099
      @youwannakookie9099 6 лет назад

      AxxL hey I remember you from I think it was gordon Ramsey?

    • @Pendravide
      @Pendravide 6 лет назад +5

      @@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS He's your brother? Watch out, if he accepts the fact that he is gay, he will date you.

    • @juicy__goober
      @juicy__goober 6 лет назад +1

      Bro he a level 1000 epic fortnite player

  • @Chyllstorm
    @Chyllstorm 6 лет назад +65

    "Should just look like a suicide!"
    Nearly choked on my linguini. 😂

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 лет назад +790

    The new Godfather movie looks great!

  • @yarnewyffels7105
    @yarnewyffels7105 6 лет назад +188

    Funny story: i tried to watch this video 2 nights in a row when i was drunk and fell asleep ... Had to watch it today to finaly watch it full... So here you go kevin... 3 views for 1!

  • @filet5648
    @filet5648 6 лет назад +146

    8:15 you can hear genuine exitment

  • @wowclevername4141
    @wowclevername4141 5 лет назад +77

    how to play:
    1. walk in
    2. grab gun
    3. *S P R A Y*

  • @sabinasutyveg2205
    @sabinasutyveg2205 6 лет назад +327

    Lvl 1 crook
    Lvl 100 Jim Pickens
    AND THATS HOW CULT WORKS

  • @chuckferrel2317
    @chuckferrel2317 4 года назад +31

    3:41 “Ah, the entire batch of clones is out today”.

  • @lennylocker7863
    @lennylocker7863 6 лет назад +122

    Has anyone ever seen Kevin and Johnny Cash in the same room?

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 5 лет назад +124

    1:06 "Tommy gun."
    **Soviet rage intensifies**

  • @NutHoofd
    @NutHoofd 6 лет назад +87

    4:22 for a short bit there, Jim Pickens surfaced in Kevin's mind

  • @Mortebianca
    @Mortebianca 5 лет назад +121

    *HAPPY FRAWS NOISES*

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 6 лет назад +92

    Level 1 crook.
    Level 100 Bore Ragnarok.
    That's how mafia works.

  • @fresh-ic4385
    @fresh-ic4385 6 лет назад +29

    *"Shotgun should be good enough to take car of those kids."* - Call Me Kevin, 2019

  • @JARA_One
    @JARA_One 6 лет назад +179

    *After RUclips fell in the near future Kevin joined the mafia, this is his story*

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 6 лет назад +3

      Big *_OOF_*

    • @dkm4338
      @dkm4338 6 лет назад +1

      all about how

    • @washingtoncarver9544
      @washingtoncarver9544 6 лет назад

      Actually Kevin's real name is not in fact Kevin

    • @MonstertruckBadass
      @MonstertruckBadass 6 лет назад

      >Enclave
      *heavy breathing*

    • @JARA_One
      @JARA_One 6 лет назад

      WashingtonCarver I never mentioned that Kevin was his real name, I’m sorry if the way I made it sound was confusing.

  • @thefbi9581
    @thefbi9581 6 лет назад +137

    You’re lucky our great dear leader Jim Pickens is paying us off

    • @JB-ds5wq
      @JB-ds5wq 4 года назад +1

      69 likes so sorry I can not like this comment, twould be a sin

  • @triledink
    @triledink 6 лет назад +286

    The new hitman game really looks great, they downgraded the graphics a bit but the story is amazing. I really hope the dlc will be good. Anyways its a great game overall i give it a 7 outta 11.

    • @HerbertDole
      @HerbertDole 5 лет назад +8

      You’re stepping on thin fucking ice with that 7/11

    • @magnumdopest9161
      @magnumdopest9161 5 лет назад +2

      @@HerbertDole I gave it a 9/11

    • @anonymoweb
      @anonymoweb 5 лет назад +3

      i give it a 47 out of 10

  • @doedoe9576
    @doedoe9576 6 лет назад +122

    3:55 "They're just sitting around waiting for God to arrive!" Christianity in a nutshell.

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 года назад

      lel

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 года назад

      @Colin Rocco Relax! I'm a Christian and I thought it was hilarious. Chill

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 4 года назад +3

      It has worked for 2000 years, they're doing good

    • @zboy1152
      @zboy1152 3 года назад +1

      As a Christian, this is true

  • @doctorstruts
    @doctorstruts 6 лет назад +204

    @12:16 he wanted a highfive and you left him hanging :(

  • @theberserker7305
    @theberserker7305 5 лет назад +115

    Just a quick fact:"Cosa Nostra" means "Our thing"

    • @sunfl0wer_988
      @sunfl0wer_988 3 года назад +6

      It's just our thing really, _assasination._

  • @KuroiShiAnimu
    @KuroiShiAnimu 6 лет назад +77

    12:22 "Okay, just got turned on by that guy."

  • @rookythepro
    @rookythepro 6 лет назад +42

    That narration voice you did while reading the “pawns” note had me laughing way to hard!
    Don Kevi-one (own)

  • @pajiroberto
    @pajiroberto 6 лет назад +294

    10:12 What the feck how did you manage to make that voice.

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R 6 лет назад +141

    Where's Fat Tony?
    there's always a Fat Tony.

  • @index5108
    @index5108 6 лет назад +7

    i love how kevin says at 4:30 "It was'nt even far she just did this" even though we cant see him

  • @Dear-Rhiannon
    @Dear-Rhiannon 5 лет назад +21

    4:04 "I guess I'll just drown her in this fountain..." *snaps neck*

  • @phantombutterfly2430
    @phantombutterfly2430 6 лет назад +261

    Day 30 of asking Kevin to bring back Baking Bad.
    You could make a tiramisu?

    • @willhall796
      @willhall796 6 лет назад +7

      Mona Beansa or Soufflé

    • @willdeebeest0322
      @willdeebeest0322 6 лет назад +4

      Yes please

    • @TheMatezz
      @TheMatezz 6 лет назад

      Tiramigiù

    • @Prankalanka
      @Prankalanka 6 лет назад +4

      I'm back, I went to the future, I have a solution. Nuclear war
      WW19.

    • @beththedarkmage3359
      @beththedarkmage3359 6 лет назад +8

      Shortbread, cheesecake, cupcakes from a kids' show cupcake kit, those could be funny. Kevin would take the first two literally.

  • @crankystinkleton4284
    @crankystinkleton4284 6 лет назад +10

    1:48 that's the sound of a man who loves his work.

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 6 лет назад +289

    This is day seventeen of asking Kevin to play Bratz: Rock Angelz for the PS2.

    • @gooseofwar5711
      @gooseofwar5711 6 лет назад +5

      King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England Don’t quit!

    • @JusticeforLiberty
      @JusticeforLiberty 6 лет назад +29

      This is day seventeen of up voting a guy who wants Kevin to play a bratz game on ps2

    • @ellealine4159
      @ellealine4159 6 лет назад +3

      This is day one of asking kevin to play nana in the dark.
      Srsly. It would be fecking hilarious.

    • @gooseofwar5711
      @gooseofwar5711 6 лет назад +1

      fairyx girl Never played that one. Edit: just watched the trailer, It’s a must play for Kevin!

    • @private755
      @private755 6 лет назад +4

      I very much like reading the replies to your comments that include your full username. Very formal.

  • @RU--AL
    @RU--AL 6 лет назад +64

    Mafia but that's how Kevin works

  • @thomasedison3700
    @thomasedison3700 6 лет назад +85

    Please play more. This is amazing.

  • @Ved000000
    @Ved000000 4 года назад +4

    I like how everybody in the game is just completely static, it's really creepy. Like you're wandering around a wax museum/mannequin sorta place but the mannequins are haunted and will fuck you up if you do anything out of the ordinary.

  • @GameGabe
    @GameGabe 6 лет назад +48

    Kevin playing a mafia game ... "I'm gonna make a video you won't forget"

  • @seanlittle1760
    @seanlittle1760 3 года назад +3

    "We are playing a mission called rat poison. i wonder how we will kill our targets in this mission"
    Shotgun

  • @kazoo591
    @kazoo591 6 лет назад +67

    Kevin isn't *in* the mafia. He *is* the Mafia.

  • @Jartran72
    @Jartran72 Месяц назад +1

    Mom I want Hitman!
    We have Hitman at home.
    Hitman at home:
    Ancient meme but it is so fitting here.

  • @cultured_recruit_legionary
    @cultured_recruit_legionary 6 лет назад +58

    You rocked it on The Official Podcast with Charlie and his buddies. It was also quite an unexpected but cool surprise to see you on there.

    • @natehines1882
      @natehines1882 6 лет назад +2

      Trump's secret Hentai stash it was such a pleasant surprise

    • @TheZohan907
      @TheZohan907 6 лет назад +1

      Trump's secret Hentai stash right? That was a good episode, i was like how does kevin even know these guys? To top that off RT Games was in the comments too

  • @jaymesandco
    @jaymesandco 3 года назад +1

    Kevin: -snaps old woman’s neck-
    Also Kevin: I like that! I really like that!

  • @elisadelbue9014
    @elisadelbue9014 6 лет назад +139

    I'm Italian and I mean, *that* is how mafia works.

    • @pengclaudiosarno1372
      @pengclaudiosarno1372 6 лет назад

      Boro de Roma Sud essere come: ao

    • @nicolorossetti7564
      @nicolorossetti7564 6 лет назад +1

      Il gioco del meme é effettivamente meglio di sta roba ma, hey, that's how mafia work!

    • @sdivine13
      @sdivine13 6 лет назад +6

      I'm walking here

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 6 лет назад +3

      Just ask Giovanni Falcone, am I right?

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 6 лет назад +2

      Not enough tomato sauce

  • @tomskeleton
    @tomskeleton 6 лет назад +52

    I sure as hell want a part 2

  • @Haliceph
    @Haliceph 2 года назад +5

    Oh god the neck snaps are budget horror movie material

  • @c.b.7172
    @c.b.7172 6 лет назад +30

    9:23 DAD OF THE YEAR Kevin deserves an award 🥇

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +534

    Cosa Nostra but it just works

  • @thewatcher9237
    @thewatcher9237 4 года назад +4

    “Welcome to the mafia! We got Fat Tony, Spades Slick, Scarface and... Kevin.”

  • @TheIrishDino
    @TheIrishDino 6 лет назад +71

    Mafia.exe has stopped working

  • @Armaron06
    @Armaron06 6 лет назад +2

    at 6:30 Like Robert Stack's picture behind him standing in the same place and pose in the comedy Flying High/Airplane.

  • @janinathaler6161
    @janinathaler6161 6 лет назад +8

    Thanks Kevin, for always making me laugh (even when I don't feel good) 👏

  • @Em-fz5uh
    @Em-fz5uh 6 лет назад +4

    I love the fact that the only ad I have when I'm watching Kevin's videos are for a meditation app. Really fits the channel 😂

    • @HoloUniversee
      @HoloUniversee 4 года назад

      *FBI is concerned about your mental health*

  • @themidwestemo
    @themidwestemo 6 лет назад +48

    "Original Comment": Lv 1 Crook
    "Bore Ragnarok": *_Lv 100 Boss_*

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 6 лет назад +6

      “*_Level 100 Boss*_”?
      More like *_BORE RAGNAROK_*

  • @ace45pie
    @ace45pie 3 года назад +3

    “I wanna use a Tommy gun!” *grabs ppsh*

  • @Fixing_James
    @Fixing_James 6 лет назад +43

    That was so close to the godfather waltz

  • @TheGeekyGamer
    @TheGeekyGamer 6 лет назад +14

    Conspiracy: Kevin is the only one who really knows
    How mafia works

  • @kitty_gamer23
    @kitty_gamer23 6 лет назад +69

    Bore ragnarok
    Day of the year: 39
    Consecutive BR counter: 41
    Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload)
    Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1
    Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)

    • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
      @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 6 лет назад +9

      Kitty_Gamer23
      You have my approval my child

    • @garfieldsenpai
      @garfieldsenpai 6 лет назад +4

      damn youre fast

    • @AJGA18
      @AJGA18 6 лет назад +2

      @Dna090909 bore ragnarok? More like BORE RAGNAROK? more like BoRe RaGnArOk

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 6 лет назад +2

      Keep it up

    • @kitty_gamer23
      @kitty_gamer23 6 лет назад +2

      You thought. We'll stop. But we. Won't stop. We never. Give up. Not until. The Great day. We will. Get stronger. Be prepared. Be afraid.

  • @Zugzwang221b
    @Zugzwang221b 4 года назад +2

    -"i'll have to go home. I feel like im dying"
    My boss : "you look fine"
    Me: 4:21

  • @AubreyMK
    @AubreyMK 6 лет назад +79

    You pronounce Cosa Nostra like: Bore Ragnarok

  • @marioman1242
    @marioman1242 3 года назад +1

    12:22 "Ok, just got turned on by that guy" - 2019 Kevin

  • @stickyman3786
    @stickyman3786 3 года назад +3

    i love how the tommy gun is a ppsh 41

  • @mikeyramone
    @mikeyramone 6 лет назад +1

    This was the funniest video in a long while and that's saying a lot. The neck snaps = gold.

  • @daniellasilva3246
    @daniellasilva3246 5 лет назад +4

    Still wating for Kevin to do a second part of this!! This game is too funny to not finish!

  • @pabolin12
    @pabolin12 3 года назад +1

    KEVIN WHY WAS THAT MAFIOSO ACCENT SO GOOD

  • @Nate3417
    @Nate3417 6 лет назад +7

    Ah, Italy. Just how I've always imagined it.

  • @anon9469
    @anon9469 3 месяца назад +1

    5:31 So are we just not going to talk about how that's not a Tommy gun, that's a PPsH-41?

  • @SpicyTunaRoll97
    @SpicyTunaRoll97 6 лет назад +10

    CONGRATS ON BEING #20 ON GAMING TRENDING KEVIN!

  • @bronzejourney5784
    @bronzejourney5784 Год назад +1

    Fun fact: This game is more playable and fun than Starfield ever could hope to be even with mods.

  • @nadavselan2494
    @nadavselan2494 6 лет назад +76

    Callmekevin but he’s in the Irish mafia

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 6 лет назад +9

      He’s not in it. He is it

    • @cyanideisfun
      @cyanideisfun 6 лет назад +7

      @@jackbudi Ah yes, Don Kevone, our glorious leader

    • @ColonelKebabShop
      @ColonelKebabShop 6 лет назад

      The ira*

    • @MrRafaelBCK
      @MrRafaelBCK 6 лет назад +1

      You mean the IRA?

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 6 лет назад

      Irish Mafia is the best mafia, only behind the Italians, Russians and Japanes.

  • @nuggi12347
    @nuggi12347 6 лет назад +3

    That fucking sneaky transition at 1:55 man.

  • @variaxi935
    @variaxi935 3 года назад +1

    "Okay, just got turned on by that guy"
    *cue CallMeKevin fanfic audiobook*

  • @SwitcherDell
    @SwitcherDell 6 лет назад +19

    Cosa nostra- but I speak in a French excellent

  • @roroisnumber1553
    @roroisnumber1553 6 лет назад +13

    Kevin is such a professional sniper
    must be part of the mafia

  • @samantharodgers2406
    @samantharodgers2406 5 лет назад +5

    Kevin: Okay that’s enough of the accent
    Also Kevin: *continues to do accent*

  • @S571032
    @S571032 2 года назад +2

    The Godfather impression you did literally had me in tears lmaoo

  • @whitedoggo9571
    @whitedoggo9571 6 лет назад +4

    "I'll take the tommy gun"
    *takes* *a* *PPSH*

  • @July95Wonderland
    @July95Wonderland 4 года назад +1

    As an Italian with a C2 English level who lost her accent (according to my friends from the UK) like 5 years ago, the intro is giving me joy 😂😂

  • @gigazoulsigma9843
    @gigazoulsigma9843 6 лет назад +4

    I love hearing Kevin laugh.

  • @sauceontoes3457
    @sauceontoes3457 3 года назад +1

    His don vito Corleone impression was amazing

  • @nobodyshome1660
    @nobodyshome1660 4 года назад +3

    “This is a mercy kill” *aims for foot*

  • @Truelovedontcomeeasy
    @Truelovedontcomeeasy 5 лет назад +1

    10:13 oh my god kevin you do this so good !! :D

  • @3possumsinatrenchcoat
    @3possumsinatrenchcoat 6 лет назад +12

    Little Inferno but Kevin sets the kids on fire

  • @marsiie
    @marsiie 6 лет назад +2

    Kevin’s laugh is the best thing I’ve heard all week

  • @johnson7534
    @johnson7534 6 лет назад +11

    Cosa Nostra but it is actually -Swedish- Irish House Mafia

  • @Dravakin
    @Dravakin 5 лет назад +1

    You’re quickly becoming one of my favorite younger. Keep up the great work!

  • @athullnexus5450
    @athullnexus5450 5 лет назад +12

    13:17 I want to see you complete the last 6 levels please. Hope they aren’t too much of a pain.

  • @alastairk0159
    @alastairk0159 6 лет назад +1

    I see that dunkey reference in the description. Also I loved you on the official podcast!

  • @armedandmentallyill
    @armedandmentallyill 6 лет назад +7

    Level 1 crook: Rtgame
    Level 100 boss: Kevin

  • @jmace2424
    @jmace2424 10 месяцев назад +1

    Time to go to the mattresses… because it’s bedtime 🤣

  • @AshleyAdam16
    @AshleyAdam16 4 года назад +6

    For someone so cute and innocent looking,Kevin sure does laugh alot at unsettling shit😅