@@laststorm1279 kevin actually did do a Mickey Mouse voice a few seconds later, as an example of what a non-Vinnie-sounding Vinnie might sound like…are we all psychically linked with kevin?
He's the Dear Leader! And if you dont get the joke you need to watch a whole lot more videos lol starting with the sims series (personal suggestion, but it makes alot of his other stuff make a bit of sense lol)
Omg... I commented this like legit 20 minutes after the video was uploaded and I didn't see any other comments like that so I feel like I got copied and then they got more likes than me. rip
When I got robbed, I was awoken by the theif. "What the hell are you doing in my house?" I asked. "I'm looking for valuables", he said. "Well, wake me up again if you find any", I said and went to sleep again.
I think he's out of ideas for that one. He's already covered everything from extreme mood swings to having sex with everyone within a 100 yard radius. I really don't think there is much more desperate housewives he can cover.
Becky The Epic Nerd: I was searching for this comment. I’m surprised that a Mickey Mouse voice comment isn’t one of the top 3. His voice was soo damn on point as you said
I'm having a "dark day" today. No online stuff and no gaming... but I will never miss my daily dose of Kevin. The Dear Leader would excommunicate me otherwise, and by excommunicate I mean force me to eat at his restaurant.
@@p1gam3yteam25 That depends on how much people value pots and pans around there. What if pots and pans are to this game what caps are to Fallout 3? :)
As always, great video Kevin, would not mind if there were to be a part 2 ^^ Also, I remember watching a Vlog kinda thing where you talked about getting hit by the car in a bit more detail. Might we get a status update at some point? I remember you said that you couldn't really lift your arms, I think above your shoulders, or something like that?
Thanks for being such a friend. I’ve been having a couple rough couple of months and when it gets bad I just watch your videos and laugh. Thanks for the smile Kevin 💛
"i've heard there are troubles of more than one kind. some come from ahead and some come from behind. but I've bought a big bat, i'm all ready you see. now my troubles are going to have troubles with me". hang in there friend
Fave moment: 11:27 Kevin panicking, carrying a printer, running through rooms OH GOD THERE'S SOMEONE HOME -chucks printer- I THINK I THREW A PRINTER AT HIM That dude dropped like a printer thrown across a room xD
I once stole a person. I think his name was Santa Clause. He just lives in my basement. Wait, why is their a bald man, grim reaper, and thousands of ghosts in my house? Weird.
I literally got a thief simulator ad after I was 4 minutes into the video. Literally the exact same game. Why RUclips you really think I want to play that? No I want to watch Kevin play it. Those are two completely different things
no way that game is worth 20 it looks like its still in early access....and tbh i dont even get why u would pay for early acceess,, its just a testing stage, then u have ALPHA and BETA before the real deal.
I think i finally kno why i enjoy watchin CMK and DF so much; i cannot enter a game without hvy research into it first just cuz of who i am as a person. I devour all the strats and tips i can before startin a game i rly like bcuz its just not enjoyable for me to be the one knowin nothin about the game and bein confused xD But i love watchin other ppl in that position cuz it lets me exp it in a way where i dont have to suffer it. I rly dont like not knowin exactly what im gettin into, its a neurodivergent thing for me. Even with games i wanna be able to script it somewhat; or elee i restart dozens of times until i kno what im doin and can do that xD
* * makes the text bold like *this* - - makes the text with a strike through like -this- _ _ makes the text italic like _this_ Or you can combine them like *_-this-_*
I imagine Kevin being one of those old-school cartoon thieves that creeps in with dramatically sneaky steps while some mischievous jazz plays in the back. All while wearing black and white stripes. I just read that back and realised how much I thought that through....wow
There’s a character named Vinnie on this New Zealand show called Shortland Street and he was very muscular, athletic, strong, etc. but surprisingly, he was more of a hard working family guy who was only tough when he had to be to either protect himself, his family or his friends/co-workers.
The only thing Kevin has ever stolen is the hearts of his fans
and the lives of multiple innocent sim
@@DuncanWanyoike oh yeah
The literal hearts of the fans
And all of those black market organs, but that's another story.
@@DuncanWanyoike wait wh-
“Why do Vinnies always sound like Vinnies” I almost died
@Angie Peralta he said Vinny
@@Michael.Scott.420 Yeah, it wouldn't make sense if he did say Minnie's.
@@laststorm1279 kevin actually did do a Mickey Mouse voice a few seconds later, as an example of what a non-Vinnie-sounding Vinnie might sound like…are we all psychically linked with kevin?
I have a 2 year old cousin named Vinny. Can confirm, he does sound like a Vinny…
Plot twist: Vinny is the thief and is just talking to himself because he's insane
Good plot twist.
And has a knack for old toasters.
And is buying all of the stuff he is selling online.
Yeah! like several of my multiple personalities strangling each-other.
Thief Fight Club
"I should be stealing from the rich, giving to the poor..."
"The poor being me, of course" 😂😂😂
I know a vinny and he has a small new Yorker accent, but I bet he could sound like Mickey if he wanted to.
Ariana Williams my dads name is vinny and his last name is Lombardi so ironic
Ariana Williams captain sauce?
Our jabroni needs to stream with Kevin at some point. Even if it's just Jim Pickens on a murderous rampage while Vinny serenades him with duck noises.
Jabroni shit
One my friends named Vinny is southern
There is a kevin who lives in my closet, and only comes out when we replace the toilet
The_Lee_ Man How? What? He gay?
How much do you replace your toilet
Cat?
Thief simulator but I start a kitchen appliances store
Honestly yes
Kev is on trending. What a GOAT
It pays to be faithful to the dear leader as much as brother Kevin.
What's GOAT? Goat animal?
@@DaniIhzaFarrosi greatest of all time
Some success is good. He is becoming the next robbaz
@@DaniIhzaFarrosi fallout's Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test
Yet you stole my heart, Kevin.
I want your profile picture 😂
then just screenshot his pfp
Hey Mole, is Mole2 available to talk?
Gayyy
Hey Mole, is Mole 2 available?
my uncles name is vinny and he sounds like a trash compactor
Because he is a trash compactor
I laughed so freaking hard at this comment.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omfg that's so original😂😂😂 you should copyright it
My cousin's name is Vinny and he defended me and my friend in a murder trial.
That Mickey Mouse voice at the beginning was perfect!
No, it was Vinny
@@Punttipate62 Vinny Vouse
How have I not discovered this hilarious Irish young lad sooner?!
He's the Dear Leader!
And if you dont get the joke you need to watch a whole lot more videos lol starting with the sims series (personal suggestion, but it makes alot of his other stuff make a bit of sense lol)
Exactly what I thought 7 months ago, love him! Kevin really is under appreciated!
I wish I did sooner
NearlyH3adlessNick He is not the dear leader! YOU should watch more videos! It is Jim that’s the dear leader😡😂💕
I found him randomly. He's like an even funnier version of videogamedunkey. Kevin completely ruined him for me
Hey Kevin is Mole2 avaible to talk right now?
*gun shots in background*
more like bore ragnarok
No sorry. :/
if you're taking suggestions, can you try Scribblenauts? it's a fun game where you "create" things to help / hurt people POG
Just letting you know in case you didn't, Kevin is playing Scribblenauts now.
Basically Sims 4 with kleptomaniac trait.
Sulaco F1 this video is the life of Jim Pickens
"I've been hiding in the closet for years. It's not gonna bother me."
_Kevin... Is there something you need to tell us?_
It's 2018 there's no excuse for this nonsense closet hiding!
Idk who copied who, but there are 2 of this comment
Omg... I commented this like legit 20 minutes after the video was uploaded and I didn't see any other comments like that so I feel like I got copied and then they got more likes than me. rip
no its 2019 @@NoLifeButMyOwn
xXThe Pro Gamer jayXx Jay lol Touché
When I got robbed, I was awoken by the theif.
"What the hell are you doing in my house?" I asked.
"I'm looking for valuables", he said.
"Well, wake me up again if you find any", I said and went to sleep again.
thief more like 🅵🆁🅴🅴 🆁🅴🅻🅰🆂🆃🅰🆃🅴
Oh boy! we got a comedian over here!
@@AubreyMK REEEEEEEE
@@AubreyMK comedian more like ᵤₙₒᵣᵢgᵢₙₐₗ ⱼₒₖₑ
Free real estate
Authentic stolen toaster. Comes with a certificate of authenticity. The certificate is also stolen.
"Stop! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."
*THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD*
Watched the Live Stream, I C
Typical LoudParrot you know 😂
have you heard of the high elves?
“Come now, there’s no need to get violent”
I know a vinny, he looks like he's from the 50s and carries a switch blade and comb
is the switchblade and comb separate or is it like one of those switchblade combs?
@@cvspvr he has a comb and a switchblade comb
@@Terabyt_Abyssal imagine the board meeting. All right we need a new hair product. A switchblade comb!
@@Sigmamale90087 lol like the razor blade comb from family guy
Hey kevin, is mole2 available to talk?
"why are you buying things from thieves for tools" I realize he just mixed it up but the concept of a thief on thieves for tools is hilarious 😆
pleaseee do another desperate housewives part ur last video had me laughing so hard i almost died
Get well soon!
@@js7934 Lol, very clever, well wishes, try not to die Victoria ;P
London Adams if he makes a part 2 i’m done for
@@victoria2425 We can't have that, you must harden your heart by surrounding it with steel to protect against heart attack
I think he's out of ideas for that one. He's already covered everything from extreme mood swings to having sex with everyone within a 100 yard radius. I really don't think there is much more desperate housewives he can cover.
That Mickey voice was on point.
Becky The Epic Nerd: I was searching for this comment. I’m surprised that a Mickey Mouse voice comment isn’t one of the top 3. His voice was soo damn on point as you said
I'm having a "dark day" today. No online stuff and no gaming... but I will never miss my daily dose of Kevin. The Dear Leader would excommunicate me otherwise, and by excommunicate I mean force me to eat at his restaurant.
Best to you, hope the day gets better
doing well I see!
If you aren’t online today, how come you are on the internet?
By no online stuff he means no pornhub
@@Hello-there120 but NNN is over!
‘I’ve been hiding in the closet for years, it’s really not going to bother me’
Got something to tell us Kevin?
sophie I have been scrolling through the comments waiting for one like this!!!
emmettld32 me too omg
It was a clever hint to all of us
I scrolled through so many comments and none talked about this
Kevin makes this joke almost once every 5-10 videos, this never occured to any of you?
Nice car! I wonder how many pots and pans he had to sell to get that?
At least five.
The Aroused Eunuch well you are techically not wrong
@@p1gam3yteam25 That depends on how much people value pots and pans around there. What if pots and pans are to this game what caps are to Fallout 3? :)
The Aroused Eunuch very true
Only three, two of them were antiques.
I loved this one. "Just for pissing me off, now you can't piss at all." Hahaha
Kevin kn every other game where youre not supposed to steal stuff: *Is a great thief*
Actual thieves game: *Worst thief ever*
Hey Kevin is Vinny available to talk?
не понял
Kevin is just Vinny doing Irish accent.
vinny2 available to talk?Hi Kevin! Is
yall have heard of robbery bob, now get ready for felony kev
Thief Keith
As always, great video Kevin, would not mind if there were to be a part 2 ^^
Also, I remember watching a Vlog kinda thing where you talked about getting hit by the car in a bit more detail. Might we get a status update at some point? I remember you said that you couldn't really lift your arms, I think above your shoulders, or something like that?
That was a couple years ago when he got hit by the car.
Thief Simulator but I can't think of a clever comment.
Ya
Yessss
BORE RAGNOROK
Thief simulation but I can’t think of a clever response to your comment
When in doubt
Ragnarok it out
"I hope he gets his own copshow. He did well"
This was gold lol
Play Battle for Bikini Bottom in honor of Stephen Hillinburg.
Edit: I can't believe this comment got this many comments...
This ^
Agreed
I just so glad many people agree with this request.
Rip
Yup
Thief: *steals cup*
Thief: can u do that kev?
Kevin: yeah
Kevin: *steals the thiefs cup*
Thanks for being such a friend. I’ve been having a couple rough couple of months and when it gets bad I just watch your videos and laugh. Thanks for the smile Kevin 💛
"i've heard there are troubles of more than one kind. some come from ahead and some come from behind. but I've bought a big bat, i'm all ready you see. now my troubles are going to have troubles with me".
hang in there friend
Sherry Not Cherry I absolutely loved that thank you 💛💛
kevin: *gets hit by a car*
also kevin: *tries to hit everyone he sees with a car*
It's only fair, after all. 🚘
This is 2 years too late but…
You could say it’s Car-ma
Call Me Kevin but the only thing he's stealing is our hearts
gae
Think I may have heard this one before...
@@joshbrown4079 Welp i havent
@@joshbrown4079 nevermind i read more of the comments and now my everything hurts
Mateo Rocha haha your good
3:00: It looks like the center of his face was being sucked in, and the nose was put there as a plug to stop it.
please do more desperate housewives
Man that pawn shop is generous! $40 for a toaster?! That's more than I got when I pawned my Xbox 360 AND ps3 together a few years ago lmao
Fave moment: 11:27
Kevin panicking, carrying a printer, running through rooms
OH GOD THERE'S SOMEONE HOME
-chucks printer-
I THINK I THREW A PRINTER AT HIM
That dude dropped like a printer thrown across a room xD
I once stole a person. I think his name was Santa Clause. He just lives in my basement.
Wait, why is their a bald man, grim reaper, and thousands of ghosts in my house? Weird.
Hmmm
One day Kevin's outro is gonna be 10 mins of reading patreon names really quickly :D
0:33: **Italian accent**
"They always sound like hardened criminals"
This steams my cannolis.
Perfectly missed joke. 1:34 "Why am I just stealing all of their pot"
When I first looked at the thumbnail I thought this was Hitman. Only after I clicked on the video did I realize that he is indeed the same Hitman.
I once stole my own money
Did you manage to run away from yourself?
*STOP* you violated the law
Stop. I violated the law.
*Take it* it's worthless to me anyway
Puts 5 dollars in pocket
*Pulls out 10*
I literally got a thief simulator ad after I was 4 minutes into the video. Literally the exact same game. Why RUclips you really think I want to play that? No I want to watch Kevin play it. Those are two completely different things
DAY 7 OF ASKING KEVIN TO SING COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME
yes
I shall join your struggle to get the great leader to sing country roads😌
DAY 1 OF REALLY HOPING HE WILL NOW
Take me home...to the place that I belong..West Virginia.
I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN IN KEVIN'S VOICE
You have my full support of this campaign.
At 1:20
"Time to redistribute a little wealth"
VINNY IS GROGNAK CONFIRMED
looks like the only thing you're able to steal is my heart
annallisee looks like the only thing your able to steal is this comment
Is Kevin a Phantom Thief then?
2:45 good old “thieves 4 tools”
i have a mate called vinny has a high voice
"Just for pissing me off. Now you can't piss at all". 😄😄Thank you for making me laugh. I needed that.
I love how when Kevin is supposed to be the bad guy he isn’t but when he is supposed to be the good guys he kills everyone it’s great
“Rob the tea pot, I hope there’s tea in it”. Spill the tea sis
Me: wow fun game how much is it?
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Steam: $19.99
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Me: Nah.
Ikr. Lol
Skidrow
Ricky Roro
$20?!
I mean, yeah it looks fun, but god damn!
no way that game is worth 20 it looks like its still in early access....and tbh i dont even get why u would pay for early acceess,, its just a testing stage, then u have ALPHA and BETA before the real deal.
@@evaspeis9434 you know what's up
That's for pissing me off. Now you can't piss at all
Being a thief isn't something for Kevin. I'm leaning more to a criminal who's also a slaver who tortures and kills people for fun.
13:46
_Kevin... did you just try to tell us something?_
Thief Simulator but I NEED to bring back Stardew Valley
This actually looks like a pretty fun game
Thief simulator? Cool, I always wanted to work at EA.
lol. Good one.
Great to see Kev on trending. He deserves it for the quality of vids he makes!
To everyone watching have a great week
8:20 If Kevin’s mom actually said that she sounds like a saint! 😂
Creepy guy in a chair fav anime character
All those "closet jokes" are #relatable always makes me laugh my ass off and then I internally cry
My friend called vinny acts like a hardened criminal but sounds like a gnome if they could talk
Theif by night, chef by day, Arrives with new utensils everyday.
Hard Bars.
Just looking in the comments for anyone named vinney so I can like it lol
HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!?!
I think i finally kno why i enjoy watchin CMK and DF so much; i cannot enter a game without hvy research into it first just cuz of who i am as a person. I devour all the strats and tips i can before startin a game i rly like bcuz its just not enjoyable for me to be the one knowin nothin about the game and bein confused xD But i love watchin other ppl in that position cuz it lets me exp it in a way where i dont have to suffer it.
I rly dont like not knowin exactly what im gettin into, its a neurodivergent thing for me. Even with games i wanna be able to script it somewhat; or elee i restart dozens of times until i kno what im doin and can do that xD
Theif simulator more like Jim stealing
Jim stealing more like boreragnorak
Cheese Face bore ragnorok more like Jim stealing
Cool profile pic.
Rafael Alódio well thank u
Jim Pickings
You absolutely nailed the Mickey voice
2:20 you know, places like tools4thieves and stealyourforums miiiight be fbi honeypots
redmanticore they probably not because you buy from them like all the game and the FBI doesn't investigate
I was thinking the same thing.
3:09 He looks more like his face was flattened when his phone slipped from his hands while laying in bed.
I think Vinny is supernatural.
That ringtone eventually started feeling like your alarm
"*Theives for tools*" 🤔
mimi 9505 whats with the **?
* * makes the text bold like *this*
- - makes the text with a strike through like -this-
_ _ makes the text italic like _this_
Or you can combine them like *_-this-_*
MattDoesStuff yeah I know, but he did it wrong, it was supposed to be *"Thieves for tools"* not the other way around.
I know that, I was just letting him know.
I imagine Kevin being one of those old-school cartoon thieves that creeps in with dramatically sneaky steps while some mischievous jazz plays in the back. All while wearing black and white stripes.
I just read that back and realised how much I thought that through....wow
ok but the mickey impression was actually the best
"Hey there friends my name is.. uh.. creepy guy in a chair." has to be the most truthful, realistic thing our dear leader DJ Kevi has ever said.
thief simulator:
kevin: i don't know what im going to be doing
thief simulator: am i a joke to you
In life, when being chased by cops because you committed robbery, hit a pedestrian with a car to load a checkpoint.
*I once stole air from The planet earth*
Same here! The experience was breathtaking
hi again grandma i saw u at skeppy
There’s a character named Vinnie on this New Zealand show called Shortland Street and he was very muscular, athletic, strong, etc. but surprisingly, he was more of a hard working family guy who was only tough when he had to be to either protect himself, his family or his friends/co-workers.
Kevin never left the closest
Definitely want to see a part 2 of this video.
callmekevin binge 🥳
I just laughed way too hard at the part when you panicked, grabbed a printer and ran into the owner hahahahah
TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: Boot means Trunk
Kevin is definitely an odd dude who you just gotta love
Hey, it's me, Vinny.
But are you?
0:31 is the best Mickey Mouse impression I’ve ever heard.
6:02
They're normal and they're static
That moving junk they've had it
They're farthest from a manic
The Idol Family
1:06 We all knew what we heard when he said 'There’s a flashlight on the ground' mhmm dirty boys
I’m looking through the comment section for a vinny, can’t find one, this is a sad day.
Woah this video is #15 on trending for gaming! Go Kevin!!