Destroying Your Excuses For Not Practicing

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  • @bt8559
    @bt8559 5 лет назад +3624

    3:56
    "I don't play an instrument"
    "Not an excuse. Still gotta practise"
    Asian parents in a nutshell

    • @danieleckert5008
      @danieleckert5008 5 лет назад +99

      you could practice your voice, its an instrument too...

    • @lopezchristian1979
      @lopezchristian1979 5 лет назад +69

      Or viola wait that not a instrument

    • @fionanicoleperez5689
      @fionanicoleperez5689 5 лет назад +7

      So true haha

    • @jaimiekim3730
      @jaimiekim3730 5 лет назад +24

      no instrument huh....bang on a table, chair, wait I know your head it's all about percussion ^-^

    • @kiyu11294
      @kiyu11294 5 лет назад +3

      #spoiler alert

  • @ryanxu288
    @ryanxu288 5 лет назад +4811

    Eddy and Brett: "Grab your instruments"
    Me, a pianist: *cries*

    • @roku401
      @roku401 5 лет назад +74

      Sooo relatable......

    • @joannadia3120
      @joannadia3120 5 лет назад +131

      My piano is upstairs

    • @ShankarKumar-id8gb
      @ShankarKumar-id8gb 5 лет назад +17

      Yep

    • @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844
      @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844 5 лет назад +50

      **Dead**
      I wish I could literally lol right now, but I already laughed so much from this and a previous video that my dad got upset and asked me to quite myself already. Ugh, weekend at dad's a blast (yeah it is, I'm just ranting cos i can)

    • @metalbird8348
      @metalbird8348 5 лет назад +50

      I play drums what do I have to say

  • @jadewatson3198
    @jadewatson3198 5 лет назад +9481

    "grab your instruments"
    me, a singer: very hesitantly grabs my own throat

  • @serendi_pitty
    @serendi_pitty 4 года назад +665

    Watching this video, I thought of an excuse:
    “My teacher confiscated my violin because I kept playing it in class instead of paying attention to her.”

    • @emmalily3816
      @emmalily3816 4 года назад +27

      Lmao I really did that multiple times when we had someone jumping in for our teacher and says: Do what you want, just leave me in peace xD

    • @serendi_pitty
      @serendi_pitty 4 года назад +2

      What class was it?

    • @emmalily3816
      @emmalily3816 4 года назад +8

      Oh, the substitute for our regular teacher. And I will first quickly look for an empty room and then just start there xD It's often not more than 45minutes, but that results in me having more sleep that night... I take every opportunity cause if I get home after all my stuff at usual 8pm - 11pm, I still have my own practise to do and homework and studying... So yeah, I practise whenever and whereever I can between all my appointments 😅

    • @lol-ks4ol
      @lol-ks4ol Год назад +1

      I thought of: I'm not at home and my intrument isn't with me

    • @futoore
      @futoore Год назад

      “Go get a new one”

  • @francinebelisario4118
    @francinebelisario4118 5 лет назад +2713

    "My violin ate my dog" oh how the turn have tables

    • @creativecloudcats1735
      @creativecloudcats1735 5 лет назад +55

      Francine Belisario underrated comment

    • @georgeruiz9211
      @georgeruiz9211 5 лет назад +45

      @@creativecloudcats1735 mean you comment underrated.

    • @ce-uphoric
      @ce-uphoric 5 лет назад +8

      yes, the tables have turned

    • @creativecloudcats1735
      @creativecloudcats1735 5 лет назад +2

      Jancristoff Ruiz what?

    • @viola4825
      @viola4825 5 лет назад +19

      Jiaxi Xiao Noo! You’re saying it wrong! It’s the turn have tables! Learn!

  • @eeblebeeble
    @eeblebeeble 5 лет назад +2590

    “Reasons are just excuses disguised by logic”
    WELL NO MORE ARGUMENTATIVE ESSAYS

    • @chickennuggets3255
      @chickennuggets3255 4 года назад +7

      im ur 69th like lol 😂

    • @allegrovivace6806
      @allegrovivace6806 4 года назад +20

      lol ima show this to my english teacher

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 года назад +17

      But that statement itself is a reason...

    • @Oolampara_Chekkan
      @Oolampara_Chekkan 2 года назад +4

      excuses are just reasongs disguised by logic

    • @saraminella5448
      @saraminella5448 11 месяцев назад

      As someone said to me: "reason will always make you feel right, like a loyal dog, but it will not make you know the truth"

  • @xiaosupremacy6943
    @xiaosupremacy6943 5 лет назад +1631

    “I’ll do it tomorrow”
    *It’s tomorrow somewhere in the world*

    • @fredericktay9968
      @fredericktay9968 4 года назад +28

      Sike I live in Australia

    • @QS1597
      @QS1597 4 года назад +2

      Only after noon

    • @tess_eract4832
      @tess_eract4832 4 года назад +12

      "...I'll do it yesterday.."

    • @beraulgd3662
      @beraulgd3662 4 года назад +10

      Or... if you are in an area of the world that is “tomorrow”...
      “I’ll do it tomorrow”
      *It’s yesterday somewhere in the world*

    • @ponyonoodles6568
      @ponyonoodles6568 4 года назад +3

      Unless you're in Australia

  • @GabsARV
    @GabsARV 3 года назад +228

    "Grab your instrument"
    Me who has a 600kg Bosendorfer piano: "ok"

    • @treeswithbears
      @treeswithbears 3 года назад +14

      Now thats a flex 🤩
      You're lucky tho :)

  • @Adomas_B
    @Adomas_B 4 года назад +1667

    Me: Okay, gonna practice at 4
    Clock couple of minutes later: 4:01
    Me: Guess I'm practicing at 5

  • @reirei8699
    @reirei8699 5 лет назад +3817

    if your violin is lazy tell it that it will start to get fat and become a viola that should get it practicing!

    • @maurmi
      @maurmi 5 лет назад +63

      😁 Good one!

    • @zsigmondstahl4445
      @zsigmondstahl4445 5 лет назад +32

      Oooooh true!!!

    • @veganmocha
      @veganmocha 5 лет назад +117

      this made me get up and grab my violin

    • @Afdch
      @Afdch 5 лет назад +15

      lmao my thoughts exactly. almost word-by-word!

    • @slayerash7760
      @slayerash7760 5 лет назад +11

      rei rei LMAO 😂😂🤣

  • @plp2644
    @plp2644 5 лет назад +3830

    I just pretend an asian mom is around the corner at all times

  • @jay-m8x3v
    @jay-m8x3v 4 года назад +324

    Brett: "instruments are just in their case"
    Me: *laughing in harpist*

    • @ddlcfan8947
      @ddlcfan8947 4 года назад +22

      Otaku Muffin *laughs in piano*

    • @sarafeng6939
      @sarafeng6939 4 года назад +17

      Bach: **cries in organist**

    • @minired7477
      @minired7477 4 года назад +14

      *laughs in vocalists*I dunno if I spelt that correctly...

    • @fibulette0809
      @fibulette0809 3 года назад +4

      So relatable! It's great to find a fellow harpist!

    • @jay-m8x3v
      @jay-m8x3v 3 года назад +2

      @@fibulette0809 same! 🌸

  • @TheKelliestKelly
    @TheKelliestKelly 5 лет назад +664

    "Pause this video and go grab your instrument."
    I don't think I'm strong enough to lift my piano

    • @Cryseris
      @Cryseris 4 года назад +41

      Your just lazy

    • @noanRUA
      @noanRUA 4 года назад +47

      No excuses!!

    • @octave11thpianist58
      @octave11thpianist58 4 года назад +39

      Practice picking up your piano then!

    • @petsandmyths
      @petsandmyths 4 года назад +4

      I didn't have to pause it to grab my uke XD

    • @berriesanne2844
      @berriesanne2844 4 года назад +1

      Go and bring your phone to the piano and practice over there

  • @sophial8910
    @sophial8910 4 года назад +3630

    I was in band and one kid said that his mom ate his instrument

  • @thelol7956
    @thelol7956 5 лет назад +1033

    *_My flute is dead because it saw that flute stripper guy_*

    • @bunnysenpaimon6742
      @bunnysenpaimon6742 5 лет назад +13

      HAHA

    • @bencris2bal511
      @bencris2bal511 5 лет назад +2

      lololol

    • @joys2890
      @joys2890 5 лет назад +7

      HAHAHHAAHAOMG AS A FLUTE PLAYER I CAN RELATE

    • @sagem5829
      @sagem5829 5 лет назад +8

      Have you tried taking the head joint out then puting it back in?

    • @lapaula_fj_
      @lapaula_fj_ 5 лет назад

      RIP
      That guy did a complete sAcrILegE...

  • @ericrickert3045
    @ericrickert3045 4 года назад +120

    My wife yelled at me to "stop making that noise!"
    So I waited for her to walk the dog and then did practicing while she was out. Planning to get sound-proofing for the game room.

    • @Diogolindir
      @Diogolindir 3 года назад +31

      Tell your wife that if she has the time to be a critic then she should be practicing too.

  • @vasilikaranos8603
    @vasilikaranos8603 4 года назад +707

    Eddy and Brett: grab ur instrument
    Me: but it’s 1 am

    • @russia2587
      @russia2587 4 года назад +41

      Excuse

    • @aerolivin7346
      @aerolivin7346 4 года назад +27

      2 am.
      improvise, adapt, overcome.

    • @icecubes9056
      @icecubes9056 4 года назад +16

      TwoSet: grab ur instrument
      Me: but my bottom half is paralyzed and my instrument is downstairs
      TwoSet: NO EXCUSES!!!
      okokokokok don't hurt me plz this is a joke

    • @veronicaserrano9777
      @veronicaserrano9777 4 года назад +4

      Same 👁👄👁 and I’m a couple months late

    • @HAngeli
      @HAngeli 4 года назад +2

      no excuses!

  • @luuveon
    @luuveon 4 года назад +1262

    8:14
    Brett and Eddy: pause the video and grab your instruments
    Pianists: -_-

  • @sweetsalt1032
    @sweetsalt1032 4 года назад +2090

    “My dog ate my instrument”
    L a u g h s I n C e l l o

    • @dorothy_w5720
      @dorothy_w5720 4 года назад +144

      Imagine a piano lmao

    • @saeran5322
      @saeran5322 4 года назад +51

      @@dorothy_w5720 imagine you have the Wanamaker Organ lmao

    • @atyco9186
      @atyco9186 4 года назад +39

      *cries in harp*

    • @rubyyp2182
      @rubyyp2182 4 года назад +5

      Cries*

    • @KB-nq8zb
      @KB-nq8zb 4 года назад +43

      **L a u g h s i n d o u b l e b a s s**

  • @shawiez2981
    @shawiez2981 4 года назад +86

    my reasons why I can't practice the violin everyday
    1.I need to practice digital art
    2.I need to practice drawing(not digitally) and blending with limited colors
    3.I need to write and update my stories
    4.I need to study hard, and practices in school take a lot of time too... mon to sat...
    5.I just recently ran out of e strings and I can't go out so I'm waiting for the delivery

    • @SharkSalesman90
      @SharkSalesman90 3 года назад +4

      Literally same
      What a coincidence!

    • @henriqueoliveiraschneider1194
      @henriqueoliveiraschneider1194 3 года назад

      Just think that music is food, u need food, u need practice and u will fit it in and go out grab food/strings and eat/play it. Fulfill your soul

    • @shawiez2981
      @shawiez2981 3 года назад +2

      @@henriqueoliveiraschneider1194 OwO I kinda learn(well maybe I'm still learning) to kinda adjust to schedules.

    • @mallerschwab980
      @mallerschwab980 2 года назад

      That's amazing that you do art and writing

    • @shevontea
      @shevontea 6 месяцев назад

      art and writing are temporary music is forever

  • @parsataherkhani6043
    @parsataherkhani6043 5 лет назад +759

    Reasons are just excuses disguised by logic. Eddy Chen 2019

    • @emadmary4271
      @emadmary4271 5 лет назад +8

      Um yes because an excuse isn't necessarily evading something it more like incapable of doing it currently which should make sense but for some reason people define it as making up reasons to avoid doing something. Revise your English terminology people !

    • @rico6546
      @rico6546 5 лет назад

      parsa taherkhani I have kid who I know called Parsa.

    • @parsataherkhani6043
      @parsataherkhani6043 5 лет назад

      @@rico6546 awh That's very humbling hope you all forever be happy together.

  • @syzygy-lune1330
    @syzygy-lune1330 5 лет назад +606

    “I broke my finger...”
    “USE YOUR OTHER FOUR-“

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 года назад +32

      "i broke all my fingers"
      _"USE YOUR FEET"_
      "i don't have feet"

    • @HAngeli
      @HAngeli 4 года назад +19

      @@teraspeXt use your mouth, play the harmonica.

    • @cooikemint
      @cooikemint 4 года назад +4

      H Angeli (using text to speech) i dont have a mouth

    • @PulledPurk
      @PulledPurk 4 года назад +1

      THumBS not A fINgEERr

    • @aylenvillarreal5439
      @aylenvillarreal5439 4 года назад +2

      I'm a pianist. There was a time when my life was really... let's say unpleasant-enslaved as a housewife in charge of cleaning 3 houses, meals, work, school, english academy, concervatory. One day I was in a fucking rush: I just got back from school at 12.40 pm, I was cooking lunch, and I also had to do the laundry and the ironing as well as cleaning the kitchen and I had to be in the concervatory at 14.30, which was at 20 minutes walk away so by 14.10 I had to finish or else I would be late (I was 15,btw). In the middle of the rush, I end up burning my whole right hand with boiling oil. It was a hell of a burn and I couldn't move it. I covered it with toothpaste, wrapped it up with kitchen towels and got going (while crying and swearing, of course). You should have seen the face of my piano teacher when I show up later that evening. She gave me a lecture on taking care of my hands and so on, while also trying to speak some sense into me, that I couldn't keep that lifestyle and that I was being abused and that I should let people help me. Depression aside, I was still going to my classes despite my 2nd degree burns and practicing using only the left hand xD. So... There are really no excuses XDDDD.

  • @tamtube9758
    @tamtube9758 5 лет назад +437

    When they said “grab your instrument” I ran to the piano and hugged it...

    • @thetov1896
      @thetov1896 5 лет назад +1

      You just got 30 likes 👍🏻

    • @tamtube9758
      @tamtube9758 5 лет назад

      the tov yup I noticed

    • @AnitaSleap1080z
      @AnitaSleap1080z 5 лет назад +6

      Cute visual lol

    • @kyaaa4485
      @kyaaa4485 5 лет назад +7

      finally someone who understands that ‘grab’ does not necessarily mean ‘pick up’ 😂

    • @vmprie
      @vmprie 4 года назад

      and then the piano crushes you

  • @cerianneselio4856
    @cerianneselio4856 2 года назад +140

    I'm 44 in a month's time. I started learning violin 3 weeks ago. I sound awful, but not as awful as I did 3 weeks ago. Practice everyday. No excuses. Even if I only do 30 minutes. In three weeks I will sound less awful than today.

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC Год назад +8

      How are you doing?

    • @az-bp7ns
      @az-bp7ns Год назад +4

      I started at 37, 6 weeks ago... These days I am all happy that after six weeks I don't need to think which string which finger and I think I sound decent for 6 weeks... So you are in for like 10 months. How is it going?

    • @cerianneselio4856
      @cerianneselio4856 Год назад

      @@az-bp7ns a lot better thank you. Exploring different pieces and challenging myself. Not even attempting vibrato yet. How are you getting on?

    • @az-bp7ns
      @az-bp7ns Год назад +1

      @@cerianneselio4856 I am quite happy with the progress... I was quite unhappy with all the technique in the first hours and always open string playing. But I understand why it is necessary. I played a few instruments before.. So reading notes and understanding the concept of music did help quite a lot. At what point does vibrato come in? Some say at around 2nd year is that correct? Do you self study or do you have a teacher?

    • @cerianneselio4856
      @cerianneselio4856 Год назад +3

      @@az-bp7ns I am teaching myself with the suzuki method and a you tuber called Pro am strings. I'm on book 2 of the suzuki method and I've kinda halted the learning as I'm just enjoying playing different music and trying out different bow techniques. I'm in no rush. From what I can gather vibrato happens when it wants to happen and its not something to be rushed or forced. I tried it a few times and I was just shaking my violin rather then my finger doing the work 😂. Must have been a funny sight.

  • @fubbacute
    @fubbacute 5 лет назад +1423

    Others: "but.."
    Twoset: *YOU STILL HAVE TO PRACTICE*
    A fan: I play viola
    Brett: ....fair enough

  • @hermionegranger2484
    @hermionegranger2484 5 лет назад +361

    *My music teacher:* PRACTICE!
    *My soccer coach:* PRACTICE!
    *Me:* so do they cancel each other out??? 🧐

    • @fknutz4400
      @fknutz4400 5 лет назад +49

      If you're not goalkeeper, that leaves two perfectly good hands free for practice. If you are, then just do it while your team is on offense and take a break when you're defending.

    • @ryann2515
      @ryann2515 5 лет назад +8

      Do both

    • @ryann2515
      @ryann2515 5 лет назад +11

      At the same time

    • @jbertucci
      @jbertucci 5 лет назад +4

      hahahaH. No. Go practice.

    • @florailonastahl2609
      @florailonastahl2609 5 лет назад +4

      Music is more important

  • @illuminatedchalamet
    @illuminatedchalamet 5 лет назад +179

    "reasons are just excuses disguised by logic" - eddy chen, 2019

  • @lumine1623
    @lumine1623 4 года назад +48

    Twoset: grab your instrument. Me who plays the piano and it’s 12:16 am and my family is asleep: 👁👄👁

  • @michaelwoon
    @michaelwoon 4 года назад +740

    normal musicians: I'm too busy working to practice
    people who play more than one instrument: I'm too busy practicing to practice

    • @diuga
      @diuga 3 года назад +36

      As a polyglot I can relate that 😂 my excuse of not studying Spanish is studying Japanese

    • @islaemous2299
      @islaemous2299 3 года назад +3

      True

    • @LingLingTheBassPlayer
      @LingLingTheBassPlayer 3 года назад +5

      Yes it's like I can't practice because I'm practicing!

    • @sjbass26
      @sjbass26 2 года назад

      literally

    • @Zoey5374
      @Zoey5374 2 года назад +3

      Yep…. I should practice my bass clarinet for band more often…. But my ukulele is closer and I haven’t been playing it as long…. And my keyboard is over there and I barely know how to play, just easy stuff…. Then sometimes I practice my music for band on my keyboard even though I can’t play it as well and it doesn’t really help….. Then there’s the guitar that I haven’t picked up forever and my excuse is the ukulele is an easier smaller version… :)

  • @dallaspepper2162
    @dallaspepper2162 5 лет назад +835

    "Step one: pause the vid and grab your instrument"
    Pianist on lunch break at work: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

    • @janetb5913
      @janetb5913 4 года назад +21

      Horseradish isn't an instrument either.

    • @milklab-milky2586
      @milklab-milky2586 4 года назад +8

      Yes
      Patrick
      It
      is

    • @andreaswennberg9542
      @andreaswennberg9542 4 года назад +4

      Make 8 lines and practices your C scale 😁
      PS, don't touch your piano before you take a shower.

    • @mastersofclassicalmusic7346
      @mastersofclassicalmusic7346 4 года назад +7

      *"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."*

    • @mitelske2574
      @mitelske2574 4 года назад +1

      Davie504 told it is, so mayo is an instrument

  • @soulmas520
    @soulmas520 5 лет назад +1934

    A Violin player who doesn't want to practice is just a guy with an extremely expensive piece of wood
    edit:
    Thanks for the likes!
    Totally took me by surprise!

  • @lizardcam
    @lizardcam 4 года назад +35

    Reasons are just excuses disguised by logic is my favourite quote

  • @3gc42bx
    @3gc42bx 5 лет назад +389

    Instructions unclear. Broke the whole church trying to grab an organ.

    • @saltezers2242
      @saltezers2242 5 лет назад +25

      At my friend's wedding the organ player messed up bad. The vicar said "Stop the organ". The organ guy died of heart attack.

    • @miehiiep
      @miehiiep 5 лет назад

      An oRgAn!

    • @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844
      @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844
      @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844 5 лет назад +11

      Also why would ya grab an organ, and not even a specific one? I mean, you can't make much music out of kidneys or a liver, ya know...
      (I'll see myself out, now)

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 5 лет назад +4

      God dammit I hate it when that happens

  • @liz9212
    @liz9212 5 лет назад +1384

    people clicked onto this twoset video faster than sacrilegious boy playing the violin

  • @IAMPEPPI
    @IAMPEPPI 5 лет назад +591

    As a PreMed student, I’m replacing “practicing” with “studying”. Still motivating me to continue my studies 😁

    • @TheRocketbabydoll
      @TheRocketbabydoll 4 года назад +21

      Just wait till you are a qualified doctor, then you’ll be practicing for 12hrs at a time 😂

    • @Diogolindir
      @Diogolindir 3 года назад +18

      Ling Ling practices 40hrs a day and is Doctor

    • @justt.tiya17
      @justt.tiya17 2 года назад

      @@TheRocketbabydoll 40*

    • @sophiaB270
      @sophiaB270 2 года назад +3

      My exam is tomorrow...thanks for this comment lol, never thought of it that way😅

    • @___Alina___24
      @___Alina___24 2 года назад +3

      @@sophiaB270 you all are challenging your brain in two ways. Mad respect.

  • @calvinzhang4323
    @calvinzhang4323 4 года назад +35

    Twoset: "GRAB UR INSTRUMENT
    moi: my instrument is sleeping

    • @blueiscooll
      @blueiscooll 3 года назад +1

      Sweet dreams for ur instrument lmao

  • @eliwood8023
    @eliwood8023 5 лет назад +305

    I laughed at this video because I practise all the time, not procrastinate
    Until I realized that I've been practicing to procrastinate with my Calculus.

    • @CryingoverDazaicomau
      @CryingoverDazaicomau 5 лет назад +27

      E C THAT’S SUCH A MOOD DJSKOAKDJS WHEN YOU DONT WANNA DO MATHS SO YOU PROCRASTINATE BY PRACTISING

    • @Millacks
      @Millacks 5 лет назад +1

      You read WITH your calculus?

    • @alusias3183
      @alusias3183 5 лет назад +2

      big mood xD I hate math so much that I’d do anything to procrastinate that

  • @Qiushi1
    @Qiushi1 5 лет назад +303

    "I don't have the twoset practice merch so I can't practice"

    • @gbkgames2087
      @gbkgames2087 4 года назад +5

      @Pandawa im too poor to buy it

    • @Survivalistsurviv
      @Survivalistsurviv 4 года назад +6

      GBK Games sell your device, buy it and PRACTICE

    • @gbkgames2087
      @gbkgames2087 4 года назад

      @@Survivalistsurviv my device is worth less than 1 twoset logo lol

    • @gbkgames2087
      @gbkgames2087 4 года назад

      @@Survivalistsurviv and even tho I still try to practice

    • @Survivalistsurviv
      @Survivalistsurviv 4 года назад

      @@gbkgames2087 It was a joke chill

  • @nitrix6538
    @nitrix6538 4 года назад +450

    "My dog ate my intrustment"
    Me: Then practice your instrument in your dog. Or just practice your dog.

  • @diuga
    @diuga 3 года назад +9

    If there's any excuse for me to not practice, it's because I'm not in a good mood and I don't feel happy doing anything. But looking at my cell phone and wasting my time won't make my mood any better, and forcing myself to really get some work done sometimes makes my mood better 🙂

  • @Lynn-fb1kp
    @Lynn-fb1kp 5 лет назад +683

    I’m not watching this video anymore
    I’m going to PRACTICE now. No excuses.

  • @Sheyth_Rise
    @Sheyth_Rise 4 года назад +498

    “My violin ate my dog” - Twitter procrastinator

    • @owenc9217
      @owenc9217 2 года назад +3

      I had to to put it down :(

    • @anko_dtm
      @anko_dtm 2 года назад

      @@owenc9217 your violin, right?

  • @yveechu2799
    @yveechu2799 5 лет назад +257

    “What’s your reason for not practicing?”
    * doesn’t play instrument *
    * sweats nervously *

    • @alexafinishmydegree112
      @alexafinishmydegree112 5 лет назад +2

      Yvonne
      my hands: are (pasmado) sweaty
      my instrument: *sweats nervously*

    • @louisseruns4712
      @louisseruns4712 5 лет назад +1

      @@alexafinishmydegree112 relate 😭

    • @maua2848
      @maua2848 5 лет назад

      Yvonne it doesnt matter ling ling 40 hours must be accomplished daily :)))))

  • @ebonyrose3871
    @ebonyrose3871 4 года назад +35

    7:46
    Eddy as stuffed dog: *is dying* practice 3000
    Me: *dies in nerd*

  • @sarahbobara293
    @sarahbobara293 5 лет назад +793

    5 Minutes of Summer, the newest boy group where their songs only consist of scales

    • @rockkid1412
      @rockkid1412 5 лет назад +66

      5 Seconds of Scales

    • @lapaula_fj_
      @lapaula_fj_ 5 лет назад +16

      Out of tune scales because they don't practice!

    • @austintubb4742
      @austintubb4742 5 лет назад +2

      Pentatonic (5 note) scales

    • @Needlenoseplierss
      @Needlenoseplierss 5 лет назад +2

      5sos but every song is on a classical instrument

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 лет назад +444

    I need to practice on my practicing excuses because it's still practicing and it counts as practicing, despite it being against practicing, but it still counts as practicing.

  • @sweeteikmel
    @sweeteikmel 5 лет назад +802

    Practice!!!
    Me: "I don't have an instrument"
    Mom: "Ling ling can play a full sonata without any instrument just by practicing for 72 hours"

  • @Chibihualian
    @Chibihualian 4 года назад +18

    My excuses:
    -I’m too lazy
    -It’s rlly late
    -I have homework

  • @DisNotRJ
    @DisNotRJ 5 лет назад +519

    "Practice makes perfect, but nobodies perfect so why practice?" - Kurt Cobain

    • @jub8891
      @jub8891 5 лет назад +24

      because you can get close to perfection even if you cant be it maybe. cobain was a famous cynic

    • @AlvinaYunoa
      @AlvinaYunoa 5 лет назад +17

      jub8891 I wanna r/whooosh this

    • @J1Bigtime
      @J1Bigtime 5 лет назад +45

      “Perfect practice makes perfect. If you practice the wrong thing, you just get better at doing it wrong.” - Me to all my students

    • @BJB104
      @BJB104 5 лет назад +7

      He may have been high when he said this..

    • @wilbur_chrishu170
      @wilbur_chrishu170 5 лет назад

      You are nobody

  • @kyaaa4485
    @kyaaa4485 5 лет назад +573

    oh, it's three months until december? i hope you guys have been practising! 😏😏😏

  • @a.khanage4599
    @a.khanage4599 5 лет назад +229

    My favourite part of end game was when Tony Stark said: "Practice 3000"

  • @bogumiabajor1696
    @bogumiabajor1696 4 года назад +9

    I honestly have no idea why do people hate practicing...for me it’s the only moment in a day I can really rest...It’s the only good moment of day...

  • @anima379
    @anima379 5 лет назад +670

    me: I should practice!
    _pulls out music stand_
    _places sheet music on stand_
    _opens case_
    _removes blanket_
    _takes out violin_
    _puts shoulder rest on_
    _takes out bow_
    _tightens bow hairs_
    _rosins bow_
    me: nice I'm ready to practice!
    -my brain: nope-
    me: don't listen to it
    _tunes violin_
    -my brain: -_-NOPE-_
    me: _DO NOT LISTEN TO IT_
    _plays a scale_
    my brain: *N O P E*
    ...
    _puts down violin_
    _watches RUclips videos_
    *DEFEAT*

    • @tw6704
      @tw6704 5 лет назад +24

      Extremely relatable

    • @laurachiriac1336
      @laurachiriac1336 5 лет назад +7

      Same, I felt that. Tho this is wrong. GO PRACTICE!

    • @XxCherylMichelleXx
      @XxCherylMichelleXx 5 лет назад +1

      Hello fellow cherry 🍒 😘😜

    • @PrinceWesterburg
      @PrinceWesterburg 5 лет назад +5

      BUT YOU HAD THE TIME TO TYPE THAT OUT - NOW GO PRACTICE!!!!!

    • @XxCherylMichelleXx
      @XxCherylMichelleXx 5 лет назад

      @@PrinceWesterburg 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂

  • @gabrielgan2971
    @gabrielgan2971 5 лет назад +719

    Brett: Instruments are just in a case to be nourished and played by you
    Me: Looks at my piano
    Me: What happened to my piano case?
    Me: Did I get scammed when I bought my piano?

  • @DictionaryMath5903
    @DictionaryMath5903 5 лет назад +208

    TwoSet: "But time is just a concept. So if you think of tomorrow now, then it's now."
    Me: *starts playing in the quad at 3 in the morning*
    Guard: "Sir, what are you doing? The charity event isn't until next week."
    Me: "Oh no, no...See, time is just a concept"

  • @ThePhantazmya
    @ThePhantazmya 3 года назад +56

    Eddy is like the hot teacher you have a crush on and Brett is like your down to earth dad that you love a lot. Go PRACTICE!

    • @mouhiazeck
      @mouhiazeck Год назад +2

      Such projection in this comment

    • @athaya2992
      @athaya2992 Год назад +1

      daddy issues is heavy on this one... 👀

  • @lezhilo772
    @lezhilo772 5 лет назад +225

    Well if your violin ate your dog then YOU'D BETTER PRACTICE BEFORE IT EATS YOU TOO!

    • @NocturnalCachalot
      @NocturnalCachalot 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @parizadn8691
      @parizadn8691 5 лет назад +5

      INTERESTINNGGG👀👀👀👀

    • @imacow5228
      @imacow5228 5 лет назад +3

      Underrated😂😂

    • @extremebooklover
      @extremebooklover 5 лет назад +3

      the only reason your violin had the chance to eat your dog was because YOU WEREN'T PRACTICING

  • @JHgamer7391
    @JHgamer7391 5 лет назад +3100

    Step one: pause the vid and grab your instrument
    Pianists: ……how? It's too wide and heavy!
    Edit: Thanks for the likes lmao
    Thanks twoset for the heart
    Sad it goes away when I edit it

    • @TypodPikachu
      @TypodPikachu 5 лет назад +364

      DJs aren't real musicians. They just push buttons
      Pianists:

    • @NoOne-hl2eo
      @NoOne-hl2eo 5 лет назад +113

      peenist

    • @sidharthkm5030
      @sidharthkm5030 5 лет назад +60

      They could grab it, they just can't bring it over

    • @trodat07
      @trodat07 5 лет назад +19

      That's what the melodica exists for.

    • @apocalypse1516
      @apocalypse1516 5 лет назад +140

      no excuses, go grab that piano

  • @stanleyshepherd-brown6004
    @stanleyshepherd-brown6004 4 года назад +16

    U stop practicing for a while but when I started watching two set I started practicing again. I have Improved alot. Thanks twoset I owe you alot. ❤️

  • @Randombandkid
    @Randombandkid 4 года назад +143

    "My violin is lazy."
    Uno Reverse card

    • @wubbie8152
      @wubbie8152 4 года назад +6

      my lazy is violin?
      jk i get the joke

  • @liesalllies
    @liesalllies 5 лет назад +148

    I don't play an instrument and this video guilted me into doing some push ups 😅

    • @ankavoskuilen1725
      @ankavoskuilen1725 5 лет назад +4

      It is going to be a better world when you practice! No doubt! Violin, push ups, you name it.

    • @Devil25036
      @Devil25036 5 лет назад +3

      Your name says it all. All lies

    • @WithoutFearKAZ2Y5
      @WithoutFearKAZ2Y5 5 лет назад +2

      I started working on one of my essays I was procrastinating on

  • @PaperGub
    @PaperGub 5 лет назад +351

    “my dog ate my instrument”
    “wow is the instrument ok?”
    what about the dog?

    • @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia
      @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia 5 лет назад +10

      *It deserves to DIE for its sAcrIlEgIOUsnEss !* 😠😠😠
      Just kidding.
      After writing this comment, I feel the urge to go and hug my dog... 😙💕🐕💞

    • @jessahpaws
      @jessahpaws 5 лет назад +1

      My instrument are my dog

    • @jelowo9877
      @jelowo9877 5 лет назад

      Classic twoset

    • @macncheezit
      @macncheezit 5 лет назад

      It's okay cause we've got ling ling insurance

    • @glyphiize8198
      @glyphiize8198 5 лет назад

      I just love how I watched the video and read this at the same time, coincidence.

  • @influennzapyloric4073
    @influennzapyloric4073 4 года назад +8

    9:00 "Reasons are just excuses disguised by logic." Dude, that was deep! 👏

  • @GG-zx8gf
    @GG-zx8gf 5 лет назад +501

    What about your excuses for not posting the next tour dates?!!?

    • @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844
      @hylieprongsf.zeldin7844 5 лет назад +13

      Word
      also, goddamn what about going actually WORLD tour, ans showing up in, like, I dunno, Israel?

    • @miwir1248
      @miwir1248 5 лет назад +10

      Hylie Prongs F. Zeldin they should go to places theyve never toured before, they would still sell out their shows

    • @violymhi
      @violymhi 5 лет назад +1

      @@hylieprongsf.zeldin7844 yes they should come to Israel!!

    • @sadlylotus1872
      @sadlylotus1872 5 лет назад

      Hylie Prongs F. Zeldin Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Israel at war right now?

  • @nicoledaglaroglou3428
    @nicoledaglaroglou3428 4 года назад +254

    Wait a minute
    YOU ACTUALLY MADE ME PRACTICE THAT'S A MIRACLE 👏😂

  • @fredericchopin3879
    @fredericchopin3879 5 лет назад +157

    My teacher: Have you practiced this week?
    Me: My dog ate my violin.
    Teacher: I know you don't have a dog.
    Me: Okay I ate my violin🙅

  • @minecraftion25565
    @minecraftion25565 4 года назад +16

    3:55 Eddy's comment single-handedly made me pick up the violin. It's been a month, and I'm so glad I started practicing!

  • @sebastianzaczek
    @sebastianzaczek 5 лет назад +87

    Yesterday i made fun of these excuses
    Today i literally forgot i had rehersal

  • @soupizgood
    @soupizgood 5 лет назад +576

    "*everyone get your instruments*"
    Currently at my house: *11 PM*
    Me: *pulls out my saxophone*
    *PLAYS SAXOPHONE*
    My Mom sleeping on the couch in the room next to me: *"WHAT IN THE J WHAA IRISOWLWKE R U DOING!"*
    Me: *"practicing"*

  • @brandonk.4864
    @brandonk.4864 5 лет назад +355

    Who’s literally watching this vid while they’re supposed to be practicing?

  • @kaylaccabrera
    @kaylaccabrera 4 года назад +11

    I can’t practice right now because my neighbors will complain and I’ll get kicked out and I won’t have any where to practice.

  • @ChannelHandle825
    @ChannelHandle825 5 лет назад +543

    Listen I *JUST* came on to RUclips to avoid practicing, what the heck

    • @togz102
      @togz102 5 лет назад +25

      Who told you that you can avoid practicing

    • @ChannelHandle825
      @ChannelHandle825 5 лет назад +14

      @@togz102 my dumbass self

    • @ieeee_.
      @ieeee_. 5 лет назад +10

      @@ChannelHandle825 well tell your dumb ass to get your ass back to practice!

    • @ChannelHandle825
      @ChannelHandle825 5 лет назад +5

      @@ieeee_. but if I practice now how will I watch the end of the video and see their fool proof way of always practicing??

    • @ieeee_.
      @ieeee_. 5 лет назад +5

      @@ChannelHandle825 You can watch the video whenever! As they said before, excuse!

  • @abbeyphoenix1194
    @abbeyphoenix1194 5 лет назад +113

    “I don’t have an instrument”
    Every Asian parent ever- ‘ *GO* *STUDY* *FOR* *MEDICAL* *SCHOOL* *AND* *GOOD* *GRADES!!!!!!!!!!!* ‘

    • @ak-wq6di
      @ak-wq6di 5 лет назад +2

      Abbey Phoenix Asian parents also force you play many instruments I've played piano and viola (I'm Asian)

    • @abbeyphoenix1194
      @abbeyphoenix1194 5 лет назад +2

      @@ak-wq6di VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG VIOLAGANG

    • @Waker-tr9zg
      @Waker-tr9zg 5 лет назад

      I asian

  • @louisaneudorf1661
    @louisaneudorf1661 5 лет назад +106

    Two set violin: "Now pause the video and go grab your instrument."
    Me: "Ok, i'll just go pick up my piano and be right back!"

    • @musicaltrill2138
      @musicaltrill2138 5 лет назад +14

      Me: My instrument is my voice. How do I grab my voice??? *grabs throat* guess this works

    • @jelowo9877
      @jelowo9877 5 лет назад +5

      Yumi Konika rips out vocal chords lungs diaphragm and all the involved parts
      Ok now what?

    • @musicaltrill2138
      @musicaltrill2138 5 лет назад +4

      *shrug * guess I’ll die then!
      It’s so fun being a voice major in a music department. When people say things like “where’s your instrument?” Or “make sure you don’t forget your instrument!” You can have so much fun with responses.

    • @mikejacksson3287
      @mikejacksson3287 5 лет назад

      A keyboard is already hard enough to pick up lmao

    • @samthepianoman
      @samthepianoman 5 лет назад

      Watch this at the piano

  • @mahinooka5662
    @mahinooka5662 3 года назад +4

    Twoset, your methods work, i'm watching this at 2 am and im actually getting up to practice right. now.

  • @dalrhnaaee
    @dalrhnaaee 4 года назад +782

    Brett: “Instruments are just in a case.”
    Me: Looks at my drum kit.
    Later
    Eddy: “Go grab your instrument”
    Me: Slowly waddles over to my drum kit.

    • @bobwon11
      @bobwon11 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sarafeng6939
      @sarafeng6939 4 года назад +5

      Triangle players: 😶😶😶

    • @adforfun3675
      @adforfun3675 4 года назад

      Drums: Come hither, fool!
      You: *miserably jingling across the floor

  • @dragonmaster137
    @dragonmaster137 5 лет назад +114

    BD: Why didn’t you practice your clarinet?
    Me: *Because I was practicing my oboe.*

    • @Amadea27
      @Amadea27 5 лет назад +1

      I feel you. Just replaced oboe with flute.

    • @Julia-bc2ij
      @Julia-bc2ij 5 лет назад +2

      YeS pRaCtIcE tHaT oBoE
      btw i play oboe (:

    • @chrollium6111
      @chrollium6111 5 лет назад +6

      O b o i

  • @nekomantress9273
    @nekomantress9273 4 года назад +478

    I'm struggling with depression, the only excuse of mine for not practicing is that I'm dying inside and can see no point in things. Hopefully it's gonna be easier for me as soon as I keep watching your videos. It's what I've been doing since weeks and somehow I still seem alive. I've really liked the moment when you both grabbed all the visualized excuses, squished them into a trash ball, and smashed them at the table. In my mind, while looking at it, I tried to do the same about my depression and all the struggles. It was a really comforting moment.
    Keep making the videos, guys. Thank you so much for any minute of your time and dedication to our community. Literally I can't live without you and your sense of humour. May Ling Ling be with you.

    • @Ely76
      @Ely76 4 года назад +57

      Hey. How are you feeling today? Did you practice? Do you feel better? :-)

    • @nekomantress9273
      @nekomantress9273 4 года назад +54

      @@Ely76, there are days I feel better, there are days I don't, though, I'm trying to practice, thanks ♥️

    • @Andrea-hc4kz
      @Andrea-hc4kz 4 года назад +20

      I feel sorry for you, but I hope you're getting better and better. It surely doesn't feel good, as if you're trapped in a hollow space and you wanna get out of it and do fun things but there ain't no way, right? I think you don't need to rush somehow, take your time to heal (by anything positively good surely), to get out from 'the trap' of the depression, at least first try to find the reasons to get back to practicing again. It's probabably not easy but it's possible, you can do it! :) And when you can start practicing, think about what your heart desires, what songs/pieces that you love etc, just anything calming and relieving. I hope it helps! Get better soon :)

    • @arsonace732
      @arsonace732 4 года назад +19

      Hey honey, Idk what made you feel like this, but I just wanna say Ik how u feel and I promise you'll overcome it. You are worth everything in this world and I hope that yk that there are people who care for you. And if there aren't, then I care for u. Keep going, you'll reach there!! ❤️❤️

    • @srinitaaigaura
      @srinitaaigaura 4 года назад +7

      Read Eckhart Tolle Power of Now, ASAP. The point is not in the future, it is here in this very moment. If you step out of your mind for a second and just be with life, it's here.

  • @coolrobloxian9197
    @coolrobloxian9197 2 года назад +4

    1:14 Like brett's facial expression nearly in all of the videos

  • @Ammarah0
    @Ammarah0 4 года назад +78

    Reasons are just excuses disguised by logic
    -Eddy

  • @nonsensicalgarbage714
    @nonsensicalgarbage714 4 года назад +78

    The perfect excuse:
    My violin is at the luthier and my bow is being rehaired

    • @aylenvillarreal5439
      @aylenvillarreal5439 4 года назад +7

      You can still study: you can focus on understanding the indications, the musicality of the piece, perfectioning your sense of rhythm or memorizing your sheets so you don't have to read them again.

    • @srinitaaigaura
      @srinitaaigaura 4 года назад

      Where's your other violin?

    • @nonsensicalgarbage714
      @nonsensicalgarbage714 4 года назад

      Ya'll have other violins

    • @emmalily3816
      @emmalily3816 4 года назад +1

      My luthier knows me xD:
      You need another violin/bow for this time again?
      I asked every time, now I don't have to cause that's settled xDD

    • @sarafeng6939
      @sarafeng6939 4 года назад +1

      Casually cries in pianist

  • @Ashingz
    @Ashingz 5 лет назад +198

    Brett: My violin ate. My. Dog....
    *Classical Music Stops*

  • @swwesha
    @swwesha 4 года назад +44

    quarantine out there ravaging yall's excuses
    NOW LING LING BE PRACTICING *40 YEARS A DAY*

  • @sharenganesh_0292
    @sharenganesh_0292 5 лет назад +47

    Compress these excuses till the point when they generate their own gravitational field... sucking in your hope and dreams..

  • @hamzahaytham3940
    @hamzahaytham3940 5 лет назад +40

    Everyone when watching twoset for the first time: WHAT THE HELL?!
    _After watching 40hrs a day_ : *LING LING*

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +51

    Person: *Is dead*
    No excuses!

    • @WhatAboutTheBee
      @WhatAboutTheBee 5 лет назад +4

      We will need advance notice of the death before it can be accepted.

  • @user-nm6dr4uy3d
    @user-nm6dr4uy3d Год назад +2

    I usually prepare a comforting cup of tea and sip on it while I practice 🥰🍵

  • @phylion6067
    @phylion6067 5 лет назад +100

    "Someone else was playing the family piano"
    -Story of my life

  • @Grace-gb9gg
    @Grace-gb9gg 5 лет назад +55

    At my summer camp, I broke the practicing record. They called me Ling Ling

  • @razzledazzledingdong2979
    @razzledazzledingdong2979 5 лет назад +72

    My little sister has just, this week, started to learn how to play the violin. She's 9 and was SOOOO excited to learn. So much so that she just learned the strings and nothing else, and has to learn how to play "Twinkle twinkle Little Star".
    She has learned how to play part of it by day 3 cause she went and watch so many videos to practice better, and she had watched one of your videos (The one where you watched the Chinese Movie with the Classical and Traditional department compete) and she got some good pointers on how to hold the bow, with my help (I don't even play, but I watch too many of your videos). Plus, she found it funny.
    I guess I'm saying thank you, cause now I have someone to watch TwoSet videos with, and for just explaining even little things so simply. I just have to make sure she doesn't bully the violas, now, with her superiority

    • @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia
      @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia 5 лет назад +2

      That's awesome ! 👏👏👏
      So happy for you, best wishes to both of you ! 🤗💞

  • @juanhedderich
    @juanhedderich 4 года назад +8

    Actually watching your videos are my best motivation to practice because I get reminded of how amazing music can be, and I want to be part of it.

  • @smritiivaturi8391
    @smritiivaturi8391 5 лет назад +364

    2:52 Of course it’s a Namjoon stan who says to practice lmaooooo

    • @Jhopemmaa
      @Jhopemmaa 5 лет назад +33

      I was eating while watching and i heard him say namjoon and i was like wait what??😂😂

    • @robin-gg8me
      @robin-gg8me 5 лет назад +3

      @@Jhopemmaa same lol

    • @bimyeon
      @bimyeon 5 лет назад +2

      @@Jhopemmaa same same

    • @snowangel3220
      @snowangel3220 5 лет назад +8

      eddy is an intellectual

    • @mackenziewestern6481
      @mackenziewestern6481 5 лет назад +1

      AHAHAHAHHA

  • @scyllasemusic2254
    @scyllasemusic2254 5 лет назад +21

    I had a clash with my violin, we don't talk anymore...

  • @DNYL_
    @DNYL_ 5 лет назад +80

    "Namjoon, you're right"
    Our president is always right

  • @KB-nq8zb
    @KB-nq8zb 4 года назад +7

    "grab your instruments"
    Me: **looks at my classical guitar that i just practiced with**

  • @ijusthadachangeofheart7826
    @ijusthadachangeofheart7826 5 лет назад +54

    Step 1: pause video and grab instrument.
    Me: *pauses video and grabs instrument*
    Me: ...now what?

  • @megazp7003
    @megazp7003 4 года назад +72

    "I'll practice tomorrow."
    Eddy:time is just a concept
    Me: Ohhhh 😱🕶

  • @user-eq5qm9zq2l
    @user-eq5qm9zq2l 5 лет назад +389

    Teacher: why didn't you practice?
    Me: my violin ate my turtle
    Vsco girls: gives my violin a metal straw

  • @DyingShadow-sw3ti
    @DyingShadow-sw3ti 4 года назад +3

    1:33 “You are clear for takeoff”

  • @ಠಿ_ಠ-ಶ8ತ
    @ಠಿ_ಠ-ಶ8ತ 5 лет назад +341

    Brett around 3:28: "my dad..."
    My brain: *"My dad ate my dog"*
    Lmao