Knife Self Defense [You Will Get Cut]

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @BudoBrothers
    @BudoBrothers  2 года назад +654

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    • @GhettoDetective
      @GhettoDetective 2 года назад

      This will get you killed.

    • @rebeccangirngebedangel1410
      @rebeccangirngebedangel1410 2 года назад +2

      Selfe defense

    • @ervinpompa8586
      @ervinpompa8586 2 года назад +2

      Bravosimo bona meravilighioza bravosimo la bravo

    • @pooyuu9186
      @pooyuu9186 Год назад +3

      Its hard to do it even the best sefl defense instructor couldnt do it in real life most of them failed and taking plan b it depends upon the attacker how good is the attacker.but respect to your tips

    • @Maulana-qv7pf
      @Maulana-qv7pf Год назад

      TATTO FUCK

  • @luuktwigt1139
    @luuktwigt1139 2 года назад +34239

    "When I see a knife, I run"
    -foo kin gon

    • @machetemedina5185
      @machetemedina5185 2 года назад +197

      😂 oh nooooo

    • @carfuen1073
      @carfuen1073 2 года назад +171

      Underrated

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 2 года назад +654

      Ah yes, Foo Kin Gon, master of Run Fu

    • @bentremy
      @bentremy 2 года назад +64

      😂😂😂 he was a legend

    • @elgaro
      @elgaro 2 года назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @rossbertaspera2590
    @rossbertaspera2590 2 года назад +100216

    this is revolutionary

    • @evolution8662
      @evolution8662 2 года назад +383

      But what if you can't avoid one......

    • @thaigongpoukamson6096
      @thaigongpoukamson6096 2 года назад +210

      Deepshit

    • @leexin2yourheart621
      @leexin2yourheart621 2 года назад +56

      @@shanelarriu907 🤣

    • @HaharuRecords
      @HaharuRecords 2 года назад +50

      Thats when you placed a bomb and remort in your hand and you have that phrase in your door and you are now sitting infront of that

    • @Overtone-1
      @Overtone-1 2 года назад +51

      You fight every time you avoid.

  • @wonder9998
    @wonder9998 2 года назад +4708

    "If i see a knife coming at me , i run as fast as i can."
    - yu xian bolt

    • @getnaturalherbs7497
      @getnaturalherbs7497 2 года назад +80

      That might be the funniest comment I've ever read. 😂

    • @niko2454
      @niko2454 2 года назад +17

      I can't this is too good🤣

    • @spaceforce0
      @spaceforce0 2 года назад +23

      💀 i let out the most unholy laugh because of this comment

    • @J-oker251
      @J-oker251 2 года назад +1

      That's the best comment I read this week

    • @microboyvenrap7039
      @microboyvenrap7039 2 года назад +5

      Yu xian bolt😂😂wow u can be a successful comedian

  • @AniketDashAD
    @AniketDashAD 9 месяцев назад +3185

    "When I see a knife I start to record coz cameraman never dies"
    - Fil Ming

  • @stabshimi976
    @stabshimi976 2 года назад +16392

    “My laces are loose.”
    -Tai Mai Shu

    • @thenIfreakedithard
      @thenIfreakedithard 2 года назад +315

      Tie my shoe 💀

    • @kingofeverything1035
      @kingofeverything1035 2 года назад +27

      Nah its too ez for me
      So am gonna just turn to flash and gg

    • @TitoJoebs
      @TitoJoebs 2 года назад +78

      Thri Fo > "shut tha doh"
      Fai Siks > "pika dah sticks"
      Sev en Eyt> "lay dem strayt"
      Nai Ten> "a big fat hen"🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielbinns2802
      @danielbinns2802 2 года назад +22

      idk y i laughed so hard at this 🤣🤣

    • @imtotallynotjosh
      @imtotallynotjosh 2 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rachitray007
    @rachitray007 2 года назад +11521

    "You will get dandruff without me."
    - Sham Poo

  • @vizehd9687
    @vizehd9687 2 года назад +679

    "When u get attacked but you have no enemies"
    -Sum Ting Wong

    • @dextervortexsungte5348
      @dextervortexsungte5348 2 года назад +6

      "I was talking about you, rookie"
      - sum ting wong

    • @realxynthix
      @realxynthix 2 года назад +4

      Fucking best one lmao

    • @joshuac1364
      @joshuac1364 2 года назад +1

      Dude lol

    • @hypermangi8265
      @hypermangi8265 2 года назад +1

      bro hahahahaa

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 2 года назад

      Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time.
      Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them).
      Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
      Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Salam (Peace)

  • @brendenfraser81
    @brendenfraser81 9 месяцев назад +260

    "When life gets hard, I get harder"
    -V. Iagra

  • @Mr.HeftyHitter
    @Mr.HeftyHitter 2 года назад +6188

    “If an attacker with a knife approaches you, turn and run after yelling”
    -Fok Yoo

  • @Brother_In_Christ
    @Brother_In_Christ Год назад +2789

    *"They can't hurt you if you are already dead"*
    *- Su Eside*

  • @nikhilshakya1757
    @nikhilshakya1757 Год назад +1314

    "Best form of defense. Run as fast as you can "
    -Raa Naway

    • @Scrub_Lord-en7cq
      @Scrub_Lord-en7cq 11 месяцев назад

      Best form of defense is to protect yourself whenever life is at stake.

    • @muhammadzein213
      @muhammadzein213 10 месяцев назад +13

      Ra na wai

    • @Soybean13
      @Soybean13 10 месяцев назад +6

      Rana wei

    • @Philanthropist.
      @Philanthropist. 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Soybean13 hay una rana wey

    • @sinansipo
      @sinansipo 9 месяцев назад +2

      Ra Na Wei

  • @iba2366
    @iba2366 9 месяцев назад +183

    "If you see someone approaching you with a knife, hide."
    -Yu Kant Si Mi

  • @tinashe3799
    @tinashe3799 2 года назад +14115

    "Do you know what to do in that situation?"
    -no klu

    • @el_gabron
      @el_gabron 2 года назад +154

      underrated

    • @brandonpalmer6282
      @brandonpalmer6282 2 года назад +70

      such an underrated comment omg

    • @finallysecured2375
      @finallysecured2375 2 года назад +12

      😂

    • @c.m.e.washington6737
      @c.m.e.washington6737 2 года назад +18

      “Do you know what to do in that situation?”
      Umm in that situation you pray to a higher power and play Rock Paper Scissors with Death

    • @AmuhAje
      @AmuhAje 2 года назад +11

      What a funny, beautiful, original comment

  • @SveaGe
    @SveaGe 2 года назад +5152

    "I fear the day people are gonna make up random quotes from me"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @mjs9718
    @mjs9718 10 месяцев назад +3293

    "The attacker can not legally attack you without your consent"
    - Il Lee Gal

    • @smking6079
      @smking6079 9 месяцев назад +12

      😂😂

    • @sree3650
      @sree3650 9 месяцев назад

      That's the language of an Insecure feministt. Lol

    • @ebubeawachie
      @ebubeawachie 9 месяцев назад +11

      By the time the attacker is done asking me my preferred pronouns, I’m gone 😌

    • @vcommandarv5916
      @vcommandarv5916 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@ebubeawachie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Brandon-9
      @Brandon-9 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@ebubeawachiehahahahahaa

  • @Miko69420
    @Miko69420 9 месяцев назад +982

    "It didn't work.."
    - Yamada Fuka

    • @steven-qh6pq
      @steven-qh6pq 9 месяцев назад +30

      Ya Mada Faka 🤣

    • @HumbleRosesPod
      @HumbleRosesPod 9 месяцев назад +6

      💀💀💀

    • @OcDmn
      @OcDmn 9 месяцев назад +23

      LMAO this throw me off, everyone using made up chinese name but this one is a legit Japanese name and took me a while to get it 😂😂

    • @jeremiahpula5958
      @jeremiahpula5958 9 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sahilnandal8859
      @sahilnandal8859 9 месяцев назад

      It's so underrated in terms of likes😂😂❤❤

  • @muhammadpasya8845
    @muhammadpasya8845 Год назад +5857

    "It happened too fast..."
    -Su Den Lee

  • @Admiral_99
    @Admiral_99 2 года назад +771

    "The internet is a great place to learn self defense"
    -Sun Tzu.

  • @prashantjha3812
    @prashantjha3812 Год назад +7106

    " That guy with a knife is approaching you faster than it appears "
    - Sum Ting Wong

    • @GooberTrooperOfficial
      @GooberTrooperOfficial 11 месяцев назад +82

      Yes, sum ting IS Wong

    • @Spider-Too-Too
      @Spider-Too-Too 10 месяцев назад +12

      Because people move faster moving farward😢

    • @maxxyrus4600
      @maxxyrus4600 10 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@Spider-Too-Too my boy, we don't run backwards

    • @uuhdjsikwkks
      @uuhdjsikwkks 10 месяцев назад

      Is that "are you agree? " Guy?

    • @NPC03.
      @NPC03. 10 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂

  • @gamingcool6190
    @gamingcool6190 9 месяцев назад +399

    This has to be the greatest and funniest RUclips commenr section I ever witnessed.

  • @Sus-my7oz
    @Sus-my7oz Год назад +2834

    "Do you know what to do in that situation"
    -Yu Ruun

    • @Rugged-CODM
      @Rugged-CODM 11 месяцев назад +6

      500 likes no reply I’ll fix that …
      Underrated comment

    • @YtSudin-np6xe
      @YtSudin-np6xe 11 месяцев назад +2

      1.6k likes and 1 comment let me fix that

    • @sambitrath7518
      @sambitrath7518 10 месяцев назад

      Underrated

  • @FioDavid767
    @FioDavid767 2 года назад +11001

    "i didn't even say that"- Sun Tzu

    • @yous2244
      @yous2244 2 года назад +223

      "He didn't even say, I didn't even say that"- Sun Tzu

    • @bruceleroy849
      @bruceleroy849 2 года назад +30

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ok-__
      @ok-__ 2 года назад +11

      😂

    • @BimmerFinatic762
      @BimmerFinatic762 2 года назад +56

      who tf is sun tzu 💀

    • @metalicdragon8208
      @metalicdragon8208 2 года назад +38

      The comment right above this one makes it so much better

  • @Idk-eo4vk
    @Idk-eo4vk 2 года назад +1035

    “I was born three minutes ago”
    -Son New

  • @jayveebg7110
    @jayveebg7110 9 месяцев назад +54

    "Please don't I have family"
    -Vin Di Sil

  • @tristn.hndrwn3880
    @tristn.hndrwn3880 Год назад +3979

    "do you know what to do in that situation?"
    -Amh Gon Dai

  • @conway2483
    @conway2483 2 года назад +29905

    “I just got stabbed”
    - Ho Lee Shit

  • @idratherbetall
    @idratherbetall 2 года назад +8068

    "Kill the enemy with your gun, you're in America."
    -Sun Tzu

  • @MagyarGaben
    @MagyarGaben 9 месяцев назад +78

    "If you don't see a knife, you should anticipate a concealed weapon."
    - Wa Tyu Hai Din

  • @KVeenmusic
    @KVeenmusic 2 года назад +1991

    “I can’t stop”
    - Scro Ling

  • @patrickmeyer8666
    @patrickmeyer8666 2 года назад +941

    “Great video, now I know how to defend myself “
    -Tan Ku

    • @tedseb7726
      @tedseb7726 2 года назад +25

      “You’re”
      ~Will Kum ;)

    • @zeyadsaeed9580
      @zeyadsaeed9580 2 года назад +7

      @@tedseb7726 Sus

    • @tedseb7726
      @tedseb7726 2 года назад +1

      @@zeyadsaeed9580 sy baka😩

  • @Cyber.47
    @Cyber.47 11 месяцев назад +1021

    “If I see a knife, I'm running as fast as I can”
    - So Nic

  • @svaeon
    @svaeon 9 месяцев назад +84

    " _Everyone is gangsta until this happens._ "
    - Knai Fu

    • @HungDoan-dx6dn
      @HungDoan-dx6dn 9 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mickulit
    @mickulit 2 года назад +841

    "Get me you're manager!!"
    -Kha Ren

    • @anim8dideas849
      @anim8dideas849 2 года назад +3

      it took me a few seconds to see the pun

    • @llvidlo
      @llvidlo 2 года назад +16

      Your*

    • @N0WARE
      @N0WARE 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bertil9730
      @bertil9730 2 года назад +2

      @@llvidlo 🤦‍♂️

    • @llvidlo
      @llvidlo 2 года назад

      @@bertil9730 wut

  • @richardvargas3308
    @richardvargas3308 2 года назад +618

    “Live, Laugh, Love.”
    ~Kim Jong Un

  • @totg13
    @totg13 2 года назад +1396

    "I see the knife coming in (but still gets stabbed)"
    - Aw Tzu

    • @akinwandeakinkunmi6870
      @akinwandeakinkunmi6870 2 года назад +6

      This really cracked me up 😂😂😂

    • @deegong88
      @deegong88 2 года назад +4

      Sniggering so bad right now ‘cause the wifey might wake up 🥲🥲🥲

    • @tanmoysaha120
      @tanmoysaha120 2 года назад +1

      Bring some one taller than you and show us how to handle that

    • @TheMaxbattle
      @TheMaxbattle 2 года назад +2

      Are you guys slow of course you will still get stabbed or slash he is talking about the motion after your brain realizes what is happening get your hand placement proper so he can’t give multiple pokes and give you a chance to retreat

    • @igottasitdownforthisone7768
      @igottasitdownforthisone7768 2 года назад +1

      Ow Tzu 😂

  • @raingirlcat2245
    @raingirlcat2245 9 месяцев назад +39

    “ I sneezed”.-Aw Tzu

  • @wndrbmb
    @wndrbmb 2 года назад +3181

    "What's that smell?"
    - Mai Poo

  • @aniiiiket9
    @aniiiiket9 2 года назад +2432

    "Stop quoting my brother"
    - pun tzu

    • @ioannisjrpetsas7907
      @ioannisjrpetsas7907 2 года назад +2

      lol

    • @bwinnmedia
      @bwinnmedia 2 года назад +8

      Thank you for posting this. God has spoken through you

    • @joewinnett3942
      @joewinnett3942 2 года назад +3

      Elite comment

    • @frato21
      @frato21 2 года назад +3

      U made me laugh so hard bruh.
      Should be the most liked comment.

    • @aniiiiket9
      @aniiiiket9 2 года назад

      @@frato21 thanks dude 😄

  • @danny_perez
    @danny_perez 2 года назад +3174

    "Moon Tzu is my cousin."
    -Sun Tzu

  • @juzi43
    @juzi43 10 месяцев назад +208

    “Give me your money!”
    -Nee Ga

  • @stormtempest3843
    @stormtempest3843 2 года назад +1765

    “You will always get stabbed in a knife fight”
    -Doc tor

  • @JesusisMyLordnSavior
    @JesusisMyLordnSavior Год назад +1703

    “Big man with knife, run for life.”
    - Lee Tu Beech

  • @marcc.m.1726
    @marcc.m.1726 Год назад +519

    Reality of knife defense, is staying safe.
    - Da Fuq

    • @bird9675
      @bird9675 10 месяцев назад

      💀💀💀

  • @dog4316
    @dog4316 9 месяцев назад +159

    "If i see a knife coming at me im running as fast as i can"
    -Yu Shein Bolt

  • @pianoninja5276
    @pianoninja5276 2 года назад +394

    “If im with you, im also gonna run”
    -Run Too

    • @malikbuchanan9690
      @malikbuchanan9690 2 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @TheBso1
      @TheBso1 2 года назад

      YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TRAIN A SCENARIO IF RUNNING *ISNT A OPTION ..
      YOU NEVER KNOW THE FITNESS OF ATTACKER A MAJORITY OF KNIFE CRIMES HAPPEN WHEN THE VICTIM WAS CHASED DOWN (SAVE SOME ENERGY TO FIGHT WITH)
      ANOTHER ISSUE ITS THAT WHAT IF YOU RUN AND LEAVE VULNERABLES BEHIND..??
      SOMEWHERE IN YOUR TRAINING YOU HAVE TO TRAIN FOR WHEN RUNNING ISNT AN OPTION
      👍👍

    • @BenLewXI
      @BenLewXI 2 года назад

      Lmao this a bar😂😂

    • @otisjames4086
      @otisjames4086 2 года назад

      And if u don't run... LoL.. I'll see u at the house 🏠...or maybe not 🤔 LoL

    • @orionbeside5240
      @orionbeside5240 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @kennethaltamirano6729
    @kennethaltamirano6729 2 года назад +3244

    “Her parents aren’t home”
    -Com Thru

    • @tywaun6
      @tywaun6 2 года назад +28

      You won this one 🤣

    • @hahaumad4400
      @hahaumad4400 2 года назад +9

      Thx for the comment now I will steal and get more likes than u

    • @br4dofficial
      @br4dofficial 2 года назад +5

      nahh your killing me 💀😭

    • @taylorhochkievich7023
      @taylorhochkievich7023 2 года назад +3

      Buddy how wasn't this the highlighted comment🤣☠️☠️☠️

    • @nolanarmstrong2458
      @nolanarmstrong2458 2 года назад

      Oh no way lmaoooooo bruh

  • @hikariiirose
    @hikariiirose 2 года назад +2236

    "I don't know what's going on."
    -Con Fusi Oon

  • @MADARAUCHIHA-yz6hm
    @MADARAUCHIHA-yz6hm 9 месяцев назад +31

    " I dont have a weapon"
    - Wil Di Sun

  • @alecalgard8177
    @alecalgard8177 2 года назад +2346

    “Don’t make me count to 3.”
    -One Two

  • @Kozi15
    @Kozi15 2 года назад +12301

    "When he goes for the Knife, you should go for his... Wife."
    -Master Oogway

  • @rishhhh
    @rishhhh 2 года назад +1328

    "Stop quoting my brother"
    - Moon Tzu

  • @bigmeme5328
    @bigmeme5328 9 месяцев назад +7

    “If you have a weapon, fight back.”
    -Yooz Gahn

  • @imhigh5106
    @imhigh5106 Год назад +735

    "I have a whole life ahead of me!"
    -Im Tu Yung

    • @orthodoxedeter1657
      @orthodoxedeter1657 10 месяцев назад +6

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
      Holy fuck that comment section xDD

  • @DMUSIC-fl7sy
    @DMUSIC-fl7sy 2 года назад +468

    "You remind me of my Chinese friend "
    -Ug Lee

  • @borislav_varbanov
    @borislav_varbanov 2 года назад +1130

    “I’ve been reading the comments and I cannot stop”
    -La Fing

  • @NakeNader
    @NakeNader 9 месяцев назад +17

    "i turned around and it was my homie so i was like wassup"
    -Mai nee ga

  • @3rdworldgwaming467
    @3rdworldgwaming467 Год назад +1777

    "One of many reasons i own a gun"
    - Shu Ting Yu

    • @edward3896
      @edward3896 Год назад +13

      😂

    • @MonetILU
      @MonetILU Год назад +4

      If legal in your state or country, of course. You must be legal or you will get into problem with authority way before this situation happens.

    • @3rdworldgwaming467
      @3rdworldgwaming467 Год назад

      @@MonetILU Now that you brought it up...im a bit curious on stuff like pepper spray cos I know firearms have to be registered with one's state authority but I never looked into weapons like Pepper sprays or tasers...im guessing it must come down to state laws. U know wat im gonna look this up...I have alot of friends that dont want to resort to owning a gun for safety(for many reasons)but still wanna arm themselves in some way...maybe I can find em an alternative

    • @vo2156
      @vo2156 Год назад

      Do you have a gun in your hand all the time ? Every second of it...?

    • @3rdworldgwaming467
      @3rdworldgwaming467 Год назад +1

      @@vo2156 No. Depends on wer I'm going & time of the day I'm leaving the house.Majoriy of the time I keep my licencesed firearm concealed in my car. Plus I live in a place wer during election time all licenced firearm owners are asked to turn in their firearms to the law till elections are done.

  • @vitalylarratt3297
    @vitalylarratt3297 2 года назад +813

    "This is the most legendary comment section ever" - So Troo

  • @Kully17
    @Kully17 2 года назад +380

    "This is so informative. I can't stop..."
    - Wah Ching

    • @neoteric3238
      @neoteric3238 2 года назад +1

      👍

    • @yash85467
      @yash85467 2 года назад +1

      - La Fing

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 2 года назад +1

      Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time.
      Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them).
      Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
      Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Salam (Peace)

    • @Kully17
      @Kully17 2 года назад +1

      @@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 fuk all religions

  • @kalleousvoncheez
    @kalleousvoncheez 9 месяцев назад +11

    "If I get stabbed, I bleed, if I bleed, I die, when I die, give me a yellow gravestone."
    -Aym So Dun

  • @3mike5
    @3mike5 Год назад +3357

    "Please don't kill me. I'll do anything."
    - Sak Sum Dik

  • @Mo-.
    @Mo-. Год назад +1472

    “I admit I lost this fight” - Yuu Wun

    • @bruhchongles1579
      @bruhchongles1579 Год назад +17

      *Yu Nguyen

    • @Charlies_Factory
      @Charlies_Factory Год назад +3

      @@bruhchongles1579missed opportunity.

    • @kernel2190
      @kernel2190 Год назад

      @@bruhchongles1579 How ironic since that’s what the American said the Vietnamese and that’s their most popular surname

  • @vincenzodwamenah7447
    @vincenzodwamenah7447 2 года назад +308

    “I’m a stranger”
    -Hoo ai yu

    • @simarjeet_singh
      @simarjeet_singh 2 года назад +4

      “I am Simar”
      -wha bou u

    • @begula8507
      @begula8507 Год назад

      @@simarjeet_singhI’m sinep “don’t read backwards”

  • @Soundwave-F7Z
    @Soundwave-F7Z 9 месяцев назад +14

    “When I see a knife coming at me”
    -poo ma pans

  • @testertesteb4915
    @testertesteb4915 2 года назад +2134

    “If someone shows you his knife, show him your pistol”
    - Sun Tzu

    • @Announcerics
      @Announcerics 2 года назад +4

      A knife is much more dangerous than a pistol in stabbing distance, a pistol is easy to avoid while a knife can't be moved by the defender without injury

    • @testertesteb4915
      @testertesteb4915 2 года назад

      @@Announcerics you know it’s a made up statement only for jokes right? No one takes it serious and obv there has been given 0 fuck behind its logic.

    • @dark-void2174
      @dark-void2174 2 года назад +56

      @@Announcerics Bro, how is a pistol easy to dodge? 🤡

    • @mastervader4444
      @mastervader4444 2 года назад +10

      @@Announcerics teach me that technique master

    • @josephchajon7798
      @josephchajon7798 2 года назад

      _kodak black

  • @Gabo2207
    @Gabo2207 2 года назад +276

    “Never look back when running”
    -Guud Bie

    • @UwadiaEdiaghbonya448
      @UwadiaEdiaghbonya448 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 2 года назад

      Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time.
      Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them).
      Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
      Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Salam (Peace)

    • @JaimeLeygonier
      @JaimeLeygonier 3 месяца назад

      Mienten los Islamitas que propagandizan su religion en Occidente presentándola como benéfica y calumniada para convencer a occidentales ignorantes de la Historia.Callan o niegan que Mahoma mandó extender el Islam a toda la Tierra mediante la espada, y así se extendió, mandó exterminar a los paganos que no se convirtieran al Islam (eso, normal en aquellos tiempos,hoy se llama genocidio) y mandó tolerar a judíos y cristianos y su culto imponiendoles prohibiciones como la de hacer proselitos.La intolerancia le es intrínseca, Ud. predica el Islam en EEUU,pero en paises musulmanes es delito predicar el cristianismo y convertirse a Cristo un mahometano, UD. puede visitar los lugares sagrados cristianos, un cristiano no puede ir a la Meca, Ud. puede decir en contra de Cristo, como escribe aquí,pero en país musulmán sería delito condenado con la muerte hablar contra Mahoma.Judaismo y Cristianismo son religiones independientes del Estado, las autoridades religiosas musulmanas son en muchos países el poder sobre el Estado.Cuando en nombre del Cristianismo se cometen crímenes si lo están tergiversando ,no tergiversan sino que cumplen con su religión quienes cometen crímenes en nombre del Islam. Mahoma ordenó la guerra santa contra el infiel y ello y la costumbre, como la venganza, no tergiversan ni calumnian sino que explican el guerrerismo, el terrorismo y la opresión de sus pueblos en nombre de esa religión. Si un policía mata a un cristiano francés, los cristianos dejan el caso a las autoridades judiciales o protestan pacíficamente ,si mata a un musulmán los musulmanes salen a la calle a quemar autos y agredir.No me gusta ofender a nadie en sus creencias religiosas como hace UD. hablando de Jesucristo, con lo cual me autoriza a decirle que en tiempos de Mahoma en Arabia los judíos y cristianos hacían conversiones entre comerciantes y las tribus árabes, y Mahoma tomó de ambas religiones y simplificandolas inventó la suya adaptándola al nivel de comprensión de aquellos árabes atrasados, crédulos de los absurdos que escribió en el Koran, su religión es obra humana que niega a la verdadera revelada por Dios y funciona como mecanismo de un poder y opresión que Occidente dejó atrás después de la Edad Media. Dios lo ilumine y bendiga.

  • @RawA1r
    @RawA1r Год назад +2107

    “If you attack me, you’re gay”
    -Sun Tzu

  • @Lincolngamer999
    @Lincolngamer999 9 месяцев назад +48

    Csgo taught me he'll run faster than me

    • @Mickarnn
      @Mickarnn 9 месяцев назад +2

      Haha, so true

  • @FTL_SAN
    @FTL_SAN Год назад +1327

    “Don’t stab, I know what you want”
    -Taek mai Mani

  • @RemyBonnici
    @RemyBonnici 2 года назад +400

    "Do you know what to do when confronted by Harvey Weinstein?"
    - Mi Too

    • @tno3656
      @tno3656 2 года назад +3

      I laughed way too hard at this

    • @tno3656
      @tno3656 2 года назад +3

      Don't kno why but cartmans voice is all I heard reading this

    • @nonegog5
      @nonegog5 2 года назад +1

      Oooooooo... Need more likes! Go to the top!

  • @cnugg007
    @cnugg007 2 года назад +2977

    “That taco was bomb, now I gotta”
    -goh pu

  • @evapostormz1218
    @evapostormz1218 9 месяцев назад +4

    “Never back down from an unfair fight”
    - Eiy Gon Dei

  • @TehBOBBL3S
    @TehBOBBL3S 2 года назад +243

    "Hee Hee"
    -Michael Jackson

  • @toeseater2855
    @toeseater2855 Год назад +1673

    “I have a gun, I’m gonna”
    -Ki Yu

  • @MrKeke12345
    @MrKeke12345 2 года назад +420

    "Connection unstabbable"
    -Wai Fi

    • @UwadiaEdiaghbonya448
      @UwadiaEdiaghbonya448 2 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @Abeda96
      @Abeda96 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jacobjordanrodriguez4832
      @jacobjordanrodriguez4832 2 года назад

      Yes I got in a fight like that and funny thing is my brother from another family broke off the spring to the pop knife and the thugs that broke into my school and targeted me in the middle of the bathroom even when I tried to run they blocked me into the room 1to3 hiding around the corner and then they got caught up in the camera so it's not likely to happen again but I've got plenty of pride that if they trying to jump me again funk them I'm sure I am going to buy a pistol and I'm going to make sure it's a pellet pistol 🔫 🙂 so I'm going to absolutely leave the place calling the ambulance 🚑 to tell them next time I'm aiming for their north side coast circle plus triangle

    • @kiri9164
      @kiri9164 2 года назад +4

      More like Mai Wai Fai

  • @DAZMAN444
    @DAZMAN444 2 года назад +925

    “Do you know what to do in that situation”
    -Pfhuk Nho

    • @romieanime4614
      @romieanime4614 2 года назад +11

      It should be Phuc Nõ

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 2 года назад +4

      Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time.
      Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them).
      Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
      Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Salam (Peace)

    • @danbellomusic
      @danbellomusic 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MindYoBeeswax
      @MindYoBeeswax 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣

    • @BruceWayne1915
      @BruceWayne1915 2 года назад +2

      @@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 i will always follow hinduism.

  • @unknownbaconator
    @unknownbaconator 2 года назад +385

    “Remember switching to your secondary is faster than reloading”
    -Ohe Shu

  • @monkepotato3897
    @monkepotato3897 11 месяцев назад +127

    "Being stabbed in the stomach is lethal"
    -Nou Shi

  • @Irene-wp3yl
    @Irene-wp3yl 4 дня назад

    So scary .my situation was so devastating I ended up cut .I'm glad I survived and got away from the toxic dangerouse exit only I knew this technique .thank you for sharing .you made me realize there is a way to safe yourself from an attack such is this .👍💪🙏

  • @tadeohintze
    @tadeohintze 2 года назад +196

    "If you die, just respawn."
    -Sun Tzu

  • @gb.aspect1790
    @gb.aspect1790 2 года назад +426

    "He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight."
    -Sun Tzu

    • @kohekade2961
      @kohekade2961 2 года назад

      Just go "MMMMM BABY, GIVE ME MORE SUGAR!!!!" they'll be confused enough where you can run, you may have several wounds, but they certainly had a strange night.

  • @Nabil-jv6jn
    @Nabil-jv6jn 2 года назад +3830

    "Why didn't you just run?"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @OriginalGamers360
      @OriginalGamers360 2 года назад +14

      I'm not saying I'm slow but some people aren't the fastest runners you can run for ever wise man once said 🤔 it's better to be over prepared then not at all

    • @dailan6262
      @dailan6262 2 года назад +3

      how can you run when it's already there? 🙂 how?

    • @sumaoncrack2251
      @sumaoncrack2251 2 года назад

      99 likes let me fix that

    • @ImashrekU
      @ImashrekU 2 года назад +8

      “Why are you running?”
      -Sun Tzu

    • @shrekupine4445
      @shrekupine4445 2 года назад +1

      @@OriginalGamers360 don't smoke lol

  • @Gaurang_Khatri
    @Gaurang_Khatri 8 месяцев назад +1

    This is a life saving combat, we must not make fun of it
    -Sireus Lee

  • @NixtySign
    @NixtySign Год назад +1748

    "i could take him"
    -shan king yu

    • @cbacronje7869
      @cbacronje7869 Год назад +4

      🤣

    • @sbsnate2312
      @sbsnate2312 Год назад +3

      The best one 😂😂

    • @thecombatwombat69
      @thecombatwombat69 Год назад +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @f1ameb01s
      @f1ameb01s Год назад

      i dont understand

    • @RealBeanMan
      @RealBeanMan Год назад +4

      ​@@f1ameb01s Its from "shan king yu"
      Say it fast and it'll sound like "shanking you". Or to stab you

  • @zackeats9135
    @zackeats9135 2 года назад +658

    "When I die don't quote things I didn't say."
    -Sun Tzu

  • @rafaelarmon3548
    @rafaelarmon3548 Год назад +135

    “He has a change of heart and spares my life”
    - Jin Tal Mon

  • @melonhero14
    @melonhero14 8 месяцев назад

    Bro probably saved my life in the future.Thank you so much

  • @MainRaahi
    @MainRaahi Год назад +1987

    “You see a stranger with a knife looking at you”
    -Sum Ting Wong

  • @ivan_igi
    @ivan_igi 2 года назад +570

    "There is no winter for someone who dies in Autumn"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @kaihinds926
      @kaihinds926 2 года назад +1

      @Drill Dargenson that's just not the case 🤣🤣

    • @MAGNITUDE16
      @MAGNITUDE16 2 года назад +2

      @Drill Dargenson false because if you die 2 hours before the day ends and the next day is the first day of winter, you could bleed out until the next day which would be winter.

    • @FAGU-7j
      @FAGU-7j 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ovassive5484
    @ovassive5484 2 года назад +286

    "People are quoting my rival a lot"
    -Moon Tzu

  • @danieledet4085
    @danieledet4085 2 месяца назад +1

    Thank you boss. I'll do well to practice.❤

  • @RobyUanKeRoby
    @RobyUanKeRoby 2 года назад +142

    "This shit is scary"
    -Scooby Doo

  • @rukh397
    @rukh397 2 года назад +599

    "I'm bout to explode in 5 billion years!"
    -Sun

  • @jonsmith1809
    @jonsmith1809 2 года назад +855

    "Is this microphone working"
    - One Two

  • @PaulMorphyChess
    @PaulMorphyChess 9 месяцев назад +5

    "If you are defeated, come forth and lay here."
    - Zemi Terry

  • @Fattydabby
    @Fattydabby 2 года назад +607

    "I taste good with potatoes"
    - beef stew

  • @Lineback3r54
    @Lineback3r54 2 года назад +407

    "The part of the knife you want to avoid, is the pointy part."
    -Wea nyo shi-tu

    • @brotherdj777
      @brotherdj777 2 года назад +3

      "Good" people don't go to heaven, because there's no such thing as a "good" person. The bible says that all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. That is why we need Jesus who took the punishment for our sin on the cross. The only way to heaven is through Jesus. If you have any more questions feel free to ask.

    • @yash85467
      @yash85467 2 года назад +11

      @@brotherdj777 I have a question. Did jesus ask you to advertise your religion on youtube on irrelevant videos? If not, then why tf are you doing it

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 2 года назад

      Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time.
      Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them).
      Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
      Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Salam (Peace)

    • @srmzxinasa148
      @srmzxinasa148 2 года назад

      @@yash85467 because you will die that’s a fact know how to live and where you will spend eternity it’s not scary if you are doing it right, GOD loves you turn to him 🙏❤️‍🔥✝️🫂

    • @yash85467
      @yash85467 2 года назад

      @@srmzxinasa148 no.

  • @itzfrancisbrah3766
    @itzfrancisbrah3766 2 года назад +164

    “I opened comments and all I see are Sun Tzu quotes.”
    -Sun Tzu

  • @luckyovens5701
    @luckyovens5701 9 месяцев назад

    “The reality of knife defense is staying safe, stay safe” great advice