Idk why people say this like it’s always a bad thing to let a person keep talking who’s funny and talented at fucking talking. Letting a comedian keep talking is almost always the right move
@@jesseleesamples Ya, everything he talked about was super interesting and he's only here for 1 show not every one... He's here for an interview not to host :P
No it's hilarious. The people still listening to this one are too stupid to insult. This podcast has been done for over a year they just dont know that all the respectable comedy fans moved on a long time ago
I truly thought The Dice was dead. This made my day. Never heard he was dead...lol just thought so. Thanks 4 bringing him back 2life for some of us that grew up with him.
Dice got me watching more Instagram from 2 Bears. Thanks for this! Maybe Dice is the surprise KT guest? He’s definitely gonna do more Austin pods🙏🏻🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I'm wondering if Dice is the special guest tonight on KT, because not long ago there was a video of Tony asking Dice to be on the show, he's been wanting him on forever.
I’m about an hour into this and dice is just so good I got to hear this guy regularly I got a look to see if he’s got a podcast if I forgotten about them or when he was on stern every now and again but disguised with his stories, he’s so freaking funny
This was my 3rd attempt, im tapping out,what a shithead. Bad enough it motivated me to make only like my 7th youtube comment in 14 years. He is what i imagine a cumstain would act like if it grew arms and legs.
It is fascinating how two people who became famous for telling overdone mediocre "dirty" jokes...are shit-talking hawk tuah girl for telling a "dirty" joke and getting a little fame from it.
Tom and Dice don't even understand how they feel about the HAWK TOOEY GIRL is how most people who work harder and actually contribute to society feel about them.....There's no difference between her and them....Nothing special about them just right place right time...
@BasedGod-ey5ee also, I was just testing the waters myself with the whole “human behavior” thing. I like Bert sometimes but I know people also love to defend him, and look, here you are! Thank you for your engagement on my test!
Came for Dice, the MASTER at flippin the script, in place of Bert! There is a GOD! Thought I was Bert free then a fuckin ad read popped up that I couldn’t skip fast enough!
@PurpleHazeVanNederlands and what have you done dude. When you've gotten up on stage with a sea of a hundred thousand screaming fans before you, and you actually kill it, then you come back and tell me you don't feel like a fucking god. I imagine that confidence doesn't just dissappear like the cartelidge of a QB's knee. He's still got it, hence the attitude.
Anyone Else noticed that DICE is DRESSED TO THE GILLS! 😎Do you think he has a wardrobe designer that dressed him up with purple glasses and props like an unlit sigarett? 😂🚬
I just noticed that the older he gets he is looking more and like his old self (fill in J-word here if you like) and less and less like the character he created all those years ago.
Just awkward. He tries way too hard to be this vulgar hard guy character. And who wants that anyway? It was a bit funny for shock value in the 80s I guess. But that was when ppl would faint if they heard a dirty word on tv.
Dice, you dress like a protesting lesbian from the 80s out here giving career advice 😂. Dice, you ARE the hawk tua girl of comedy. This podcast episode was a celebration of mediocrity.
He was the first comedian to sell out Madison Square Garden (2 nights in a row). I understand you don’t like him, but his level at one point was insane.
Dice looks like Charo if she dressed up as Jeff Ross’s mother for Halloween.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
But he can’t fart like Charro
LMAO.
@@ptfarm1704 immediately I thought the fart too lol, how TF can 😂 anyone top that 🎉❤️🔥‼️
😂😂😂
Andrew Dice Clay and Big Jay Oakerson keeping fingerless gloves in business in 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Don’t gotta talk about marriage if no one sees the finger
In summer
@BasedGod-ey5ee he alone is keeping my family well fed. I appreciate the gentleman
Bill burr
Tom didn’t need to be there for 98% of that conversation 😂🤦🏼♂️
Tom doesn't need to be there for most of these podcasts really
So, it was like having Bert
You don’t need to be here. Broke ass. 😂
Idk why people say this like it’s always a bad thing to let a person keep talking who’s funny and talented at fucking talking. Letting a comedian keep talking is almost always the right move
@@jesseleesamples Ya, everything he talked about was super interesting and he's only here for 1 show not every one... He's here for an interview not to host :P
good thing Tommy knows how to interview people who don’t stop talking
When Dice talks…you don’t interrupt. We don’t need anything from Tim at this point. When you have the best…..just don’t talk
@@Rebma12Andrew dice clay is hardly a "comedian" just some autistic kid that cant let go of a character that got a room full of people to laugh once
I can’t imagine Bert being there for this…. And I’m honestly kinda shocked Dice loves Bert so much…. lol
@HBIC413 if Dice was a cry baby like the ones that trash bert he'd be so unlikable
It's almost like he's the guest 😮
Not sure if it's sad or hilarious that I'm more excited for the comment section on these episodes than the actual episode itself.
This should be the top comment 🤭
No it's hilarious. The people still listening to this one are too stupid to insult. This podcast has been done for over a year they just dont know that all the respectable comedy fans moved on a long time ago
Same. I just come here for the comments. It's pretty fun. More than the pod at least.
@@GeorgeLucas1138You watch every single episode and say people are stupid for watching? 😂😂😂 That’s just pathetic honestly.
@@GeorgeLucas1138 comedyenforcement tell you to think that way or just Reddit?
Crazy, I would have never thought I would see someone talk about how great they are on this podcast more than Brett. Yet here we are!
Enny farted
We all know it.
Enny farting is cap
Enny definitely farted. Not cap.
where are the tapes?
WHERE ARE THE TAPES??
🍑💨💨💨
11:56 has to be a world record for Bert not interrupting a podcast 😂
lollllll
100% 🤣
😊888888@@zooedca
"Babyyy what's dat ting!" Dice is killing me 😂
Jeffrey Ross doing an AMAZING Dice impression. Dude has range!
Someone please do a “you know” compilation lmao
1m+
I didn't notice until this comment, and now I'm losing it 😂
Dice uses “you know” instead of commas and periods. 😂
@alecbaldwin9671 being of Jewish decent , yah know.. I'm just use to filtering it out
Still waiting for it 🥱🤔😭😂
Bert’s not even there to interrupt and talk about himself so Dice did it for him 😂
Nice to see Berts dad on the pod finally
Nobody loves Dice more than Dice
What have you done?
@@PropertyRecoveryAgentCLEhe impregnated my wife cuz I couldn't....hell of a guy!
@@PropertyRecoveryAgentCLEshut up
I truly thought The Dice was dead. This made my day. Never heard he was dead...lol just thought so. Thanks 4 bringing him back 2life for some of us that grew up with him.
Same
same here
Amen I thought Andy was long gone - what a way to start the week 👏
I enjoyed the drama between him and Jay on ope and Anthony
I saw him at the mothership last summer. He was great!
I see a “ya know” supercut coming on your moms house of this one lmao
I was thinking the same thing.
They won’t. Ya know
The "you knows" are out of control
Can you imagine if Bert was from Brooklyn?
wtf I’m firing my algorithm, I’m feeling fomo. Dice is the actual wizard of laughter and dismay. Best guest in too long
“The driver that says ‘I’m so happy I opened my eyes this morning’ and I’m thinkin: ‘I wish you didn’t’.” Incredible stuff
Omfg he talks about his self and brags about his self more than Bart does
You ain't lying
And? He was invited on for that very reason
@@markc1828 but he won a million dollars playing black jack......and then just stopped because it wasn't fun anymore
I agree and I think is based on his severe insecurity
😂😂😂😂
I’m always so relieved when Bert isn’t on the podcast. It means he’s getting the help he needs.
“Let’s talk about you tom”. Proceeds to talk about self for 2 hours.
Who makes Dice's sunglasses? Those are fresh af.
Love it when burt is in the hospital for a new liver.
Every Ya Know take a shot
Had to call off work and get a DD to Denny's
End up dead 12 mins in.
Its not even 11 am and I'm already fucked up. Thanks a lot for this idea.....
Not possible. Certain death.
in ER, getting stomach pumped... do not recommend...
Dice just holding a unlit cigarette for show throughout the pod is the best bit
Dice looks like someone who doesn't want to bring a carry-on so he wears every item of clothing.
Way to go for Dice Clay standing against hawk tuah girl. I mean he is the beacon for high brow comedy......
I call this look 'Jon Stewart at Sturgis'
Dude looks like a club owner in a video game
😂😂
lmfao
oh shit hahaha
He’s dressed like the cover of GTAIV and its DLC’s “The Lost and Damned” and “The Ballad of Gay Tony”
2lazy2try is gonna have a field day with this one 🤣
Dice got me watching more Instagram from 2 Bears. Thanks for this! Maybe Dice is the surprise KT guest? He’s definitely gonna do more Austin pods🙏🏻🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I'm wondering if Dice is the special guest tonight on KT, because not long ago there was a video of Tony asking Dice to be on the show, he's been wanting him on forever.
Dice is a legend. I could listen to this guy for hours.
Dice ripping Hawk Tuah while being a shock value vulgar comic is pretty peak boomer 😂
U have no idea who he is if thats what u yhink of him lol if ur under 30 i get it tho so watever u say is pointless
what? im over 30 and that comment is spot on... clay was cringe even back then@louiet2679
@@louiet2679 bro literally mentioned “remind me to pinch your tits” in a stadium show what?
@@jim6170words like cringe and boomer....are you sure you're over 30??
@@jim6170 u havve no clue who u r lol we know who u r thovtrust me
If there is an afterlife, and if Prince is residing within that afterlife, I could easily imagine him rocking those purple glasses.
This dude is in Texas in July with a jacket and gloves on. Wild. Also, seems like he's still doing the same shtick since the 80s
Anytime DICE is on a podcast my face lights up ! Always entertaining & hilarious! What a legend 🔥
First full episode I listened to in a while. Thank you
Good lord, dice looks like Uncle Junior from The Sopranos
Dice rockin some serious Hollywood J-Frames. Apt for the pod.
Hollywood J-frames might be the funniest thing I've heard in a month.
Love the Frames! Need to know what they are exactly…
THANK YOU TOM FOR LETTING THE GUEST SPEAK!!!!!!!
Legend has it that he is still holding that cigarette
The Diceman was a pillar of my childhood!
Enny is guilty
So guilty
Watching Tom being star stuck is gold
I never thought Dice would closely resemble Filburt from Rocko's Modern Life, but here we are.
Dude, obscure as fuck!
The funniest possible thing dice could've done was ask Tom if he wanted a picture with him after the podcast "because I know your a fan"
The first comedy at MSG... George Carlin and Eddie Murphy don't count anyway.
One of the best episodes ✅️ never knew of Dice keeps its raw and real like my mother did growing up putting them groceries on the table.
"I don't want you to touch me." - Andrew Dice Clay
🤣
I’m about an hour into this and dice is just so good I got to hear this guy regularly I got a look to see if he’s got a podcast if I forgotten about them or when he was on stern every now and again but disguised with his stories, he’s so freaking funny
I got 20 minuites in and dice is just hard to listen to. Had to shut it off
This was my 3rd attempt, im tapping out,what a shithead. Bad enough it motivated me to make only like my 7th youtube comment in 14 years. He is what i imagine a cumstain would act like if it grew arms and legs.
Not a fan of stories I take it? Lmao
@@tacojones4276 no 😂
55:00 toms reaction to the gambling amounts, says he still needs the wash cloth.
It is fascinating how two people who became famous for telling overdone mediocre "dirty" jokes...are shit-talking hawk tuah girl for telling a "dirty" joke and getting a little fame from it.
Double standards will never die
Hahahahaha bro I love this comment. So true.
Why worry about it?
"ya gotta figure the father's Italian" What a treat to hear the Great Andrew Dice Clay on Two Bears! 😀
Dice talking about gambling is giving me huge Bert vibes.
This is the 1st. Bears, I've listened to in months!!!
YESSSSSSS NO BERT!!!!!!!!!
Man, what a treat…I wake up smack dab in the middle of a hurricane and I get to listen to Tom and Dice =).
I got in trouble as a kid at school when I got up in class and began to recite his work “Hickory Dickory Dock…”
*_Dice should go on an EUROPEAN TOUR._*
S'right
Dice is one of the greatest to ever do it! Hope he’s on more
Vodka is potato based originally not corn or wheat lol
This guy is a true LIVING LEGEND
Tom and Dice don't even understand how they feel about the HAWK TOOEY GIRL is how most people who work harder and actually contribute to society feel about them.....There's no difference between her and them....Nothing special about them just right place right time...
Give your head a F'ing shake poser.
Exactly lmao the same algorithm that made her go viral is the same that keeps them relevant at all 😂
@@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy I can't believe i left "feel about them" in my original comment!...It makes a little more sense now......ha!...lol
I saw him some months back do a Sold Out Main Room @ the Comedy Store. One of the best performances I've ever seen
👇Yay no Bert button
@BasedGod-ey5ee planning on it. 👌🏻
@BasedGod-ey5ee oh snap you’ve trolled me before on here! What’s up man! Glad to see you!
@BasedGod-ey5ee every week?
@BasedGod-ey5ee great chatting with you again mate!
@BasedGod-ey5ee also, I was just testing the waters myself with the whole “human behavior” thing. I like Bert sometimes but I know people also love to defend him, and look, here you are! Thank you for your engagement on my test!
Dice looks lean. Love it
Came for Dice, the MASTER at flippin the script, in place of Bert!
There is a GOD!
Thought I was Bert free then a fuckin ad read popped up that I couldn’t skip fast enough!
Your life just sounds sad. Oh god damn it, I can’t stand this co host, I cannot be quiet** I have to complain about them doing ad read.
ADC does an AMAZING Old Tom Impression. What an EPIC Troll!
Never have I seen anyone rock boomer blue blockers in studio.
15:28 My favorite part😂 shouting out to his wife
3:09 “Jews don’t get ripped” if only native knew this he still might be at ymh
Dice is Dice and never changed. If ya get it ya get it if ya don’t ya don’t
Not making fun of the Dice Man, but listening to him talk about himself makes me think.. is Dice the original version of Bert?
Bert would hafta take about 7 Valium, to talk this slow.
We need a “you know“ super cut from this
fucking perfect... he's not even there and BERT still interrupted the guest!
I enjoyed this one a lot! It was really entertaining; awesome Vegas stories. Real iffy on guest bear episodes, but Dice was fantastic!
Emmy bruh, just own it.
I was waiting for the Uncle Joey talk 🤣
Dice clay is so full of himself, it’s honestly ridiculous
He was once one of the biggest stars in the world . He earned it .
@@Mitth.Raw.Nurudo40 years ago, it's more pathetic than the highschool QB who won't move on
It's pretty sickening tbh
Yes.
@PurpleHazeVanNederlands and what have you done dude. When you've gotten up on stage with a sea of a hundred thousand screaming fans before you, and you actually kill it, then you come back and tell me you don't feel like a fucking god. I imagine that confidence doesn't just dissappear like the cartelidge of a QB's knee. He's still got it, hence the attitude.
Andrew Dice Clay looks like Jeff Bezos if he listened to Fall Out Boy
Anyone Else noticed that DICE is DRESSED TO THE GILLS! 😎Do you think he has a wardrobe designer that dressed him up with purple glasses and props like an unlit sigarett? 😂🚬
It's so embarrassing.
I just noticed that the older he gets he is looking more and like his old self (fill in J-word here if you like) and less and less like the character he created all those years ago.
Those aren't a pair of Christine's Yenta shades? Oy vey!
Just awkward. He tries way too hard to be this vulgar hard guy character. And who wants that anyway? It was a bit funny for shock value in the 80s I guess. But that was when ppl would faint if they heard a dirty word on tv.
The “you know” count HAS to be an all time high on this one
Eddie Murphy didn’t play arenas? Richard Pryor didn’t play arenas? Listen to Dice taking credit for more than just being an embarrassment 😂
Dice and Bart are proof positive that there will always be room in the world for basic bitch comedy
Dice, you dress like a protesting lesbian from the 80s out here giving career advice 😂. Dice, you ARE the hawk tua girl of comedy. This podcast episode was a celebration of mediocrity.
He was the first comedian to sell out Madison Square Garden (2 nights in a row). I understand you don’t like him, but his level at one point was insane.
@@andersenkalleviral before viral. I agree. But, he's rode that wave, past the hot dog stand and into the parking lot. It don't last forever.
Fr. The glasses. The gloves. The hat. Just holding a cigarette. He's irkin me lmao
Dice and Brent would be a crazy podcast
clay looks like anderson coopers evil alter ego
Dice!! No Bert is always a delight.
No One Talks 2 Dice - Dice Does the Talkin
The “you know” cut for this episode is going to outdo ICP
🤔Nam'Sayin'❓🤡
Dice is the best!! He needs to be on more podcasts. My favorite is him on Tigerbelly.
Hey babe! Whats da thing!?
Tom could make a compilation of Dice saying, "you know". 😂
Autoimmune issues? I heard Bart tried to eat a pillow now his stomach is compacted.
When I first heard the phrase auto immune disease. I thought it stood for A.I.D.S.
can't wait to see the "ya know" cut on YMH
Dice’s booger sniffing really compensated for Bert not being there. Get the guy a Kleenex
They just can't make Ozempic fast enough these days. I mean when even the Diceman weighs 158 suddenly. Shit's crazy.
I might buy the no-ad version just so I don’t have to hear Bert’s voice today.
Dice still the realest in the biz, too funny
No Bart = Ok, I’ll watch and not want to puke.
I am constantly in awe that a man with such little talent has achieved so much.