What I wouldn't give for a Hanna Barbara Scooby Doo style Cartoon series on the Midnight Express, I can't unsee Bobby sleepwalking and saying " Jimmy I'm scared!"
And Skinny early 20s Cornette scooby doo eating burgers on his burger towel racket whacking ghosts unmasking Jim Herd, Bobbys bag full of everything underr the sun, Stan chasing rats etc.
Elems187 Hercules knocking a ring invading fan in to a wall and out for a week with a slap. "Jimmy... if you hit someone with your fist you can hurt 'em"
As someone who lives right outside Chicago, the areas around Midway and O'Hare couldn't be more different. I couldn't imagine a bunch of southern boys flying into Chicago expecting to stay near O'Hare where it's surrounded by hotels and nice restaurants and is genuinely suited for traveling businessmen, and ending up in Midway trying to find a cab and motel at 3 am (especially in the 80's).
I've never seen a video or even a picture with Dick Murdoch in it.. but i picture him looking, sounding and generally acting like the rich texan out of The Simpsons 😂
"Bobby would sleepwalk...sleepwalking... he ate spicy food or pepperoni pizza ya know..." lmfao I can listen to corndog all day, he's probably one of the most enjoyable story tellers telling the most enjoyable stories lol
Ahh, White Castle. A buddy and I stopped at one on 8 Mile Rd. in Warren, across the road from Detroit. We ordered $25 worth of food, but the cashier gave it to us for free, no explanation given. We are both still alive, and neither if us got sick that night, so it was all good.
Being right in the middle of the triangle of SF, Sacramento and Fresno. I can tell you that the "Corny Car Spin" on an I-80 or I-580 mega 5-6 lane highway is a pants shitting experience. You're also going downhill btw. And California roads in the rain are shit and nobody knows how to drive worth a shit in the rain...Amazing that he made it out unscathed. Great story.
I'm always amazed when someone tells a story and they recall the year precisely and they're correct about it as if it happened last week. I'm good for my birth year, September 11th, and everything else is "sometime back in the 80's, 90's, or 10 to 20 years ago maybe" etc.
Imagine checking into your hotel and it is late you make your way to the room and as you round a corner after having drinks before and after the wrestling show and you see a sleep walking Beautiful Bobby being escorted to his room by a dazed underwear clad James E. Cornette and sleepy Dennis Condry and they look at you while you are gawking and yell no autographs at this time. MIND BLOWN.
When they started talking about people contacting you and how they got them to leave them alone, I flashed back to a time when a bill collector was calling me at my moms house and she answered it then gave the phone to me, they asked for me by name, and I told them "You won't be able to speak to him because he recently died. They apologized, and I ever heard from them again.
lmfao it's just piece of a stretch with little roads off to the side ... colver pa at night does it for me ..that place is spooky not a whole lot of street lights ..real rural
Jim Cornette is my absolute favorite ever! I could listen to him tell stories all freaking day! I mean you just know that he is always truthful and he is so freaking funny too! LOL!
I've seen most of Jim and Brian's videos, have laughed a lot, but I think "Corny, I'm scared" takes the fucking cake. Like, given how much of a fucking tough guy Bobby is, if HE is scared, I'd be under the bed with a fuckin' knife or something just waiting.
if anyone has never known someone who sleeps walks trust me it's super creepy,,my cousin use to sleep walk and she even got out of the locked house and walked down the street at 3 in the morning and house she was only 10
I slept walked once and ended up in a random SeaTac parking lot peeing by a car. Naked. No idea how I got there. Where my clothes were. I ran from a crowd of men. I found my hotel and they gave me a damn washcloth to cover myself. I got in the elevator covering my lower region. The door opened and two guys got in. They stared and said ‘How’s your night going?!’ I said ‘great!’ And jumped out and ran down the hallway. Next day the desk guy said I walked out if the lobby completely naked. He tried to get my attention and I stared right through him and walked out the door. I asked him why he didn’t call the cops and he kindly said it was clear I was sleepwalking. He probably shoulda though since about five guys chased after me.
The park is still there. Its Huge from 67th and St Louis to 67th and California up to 71st. Marquette park is not a good place to find yourself at at all.
He is 100 percent correct about Star City, Arkansas. There is no city lol. Not even a village. I live in Little Rock, Arkansas and Star City might have 150 people in it.
Unless there's 2 in Chicago, I think I've actually seen the Airlner Inn. Looks suitably sketchy from the outside, but so do most things around Midway Airport.
There's a video on here where a guy gets his room key from front desk and goes to the first rooms he sees and opens every door. He's not even on that floor. They just make Em master keys cause it's on click instead of 4-5 to assign a room to them.
Sounds like trips I've taken but we broke down in Forest City, Arkansas. Lol. Same thing tho. Little podunk town. And I agree with Jim. Forget driving in those blizzards. Nope nope nope.
My personal advice... Don't drive to the airport in Montreal with an out of date(2011 car) GPS and with no one who speaks French. Oh and Wi-Fi that goes in and out.
Yeah i recently flew into chicago on christmas eve thinking i was going to Ohare….nope ended up at fuckin midway from 10:30am to 5pm….needless to say there was a lot of booze consumed within those hours lol and a expensive ass tab.
“Corny, Im scared”
I would have shit myself laughing to hear that.
"Jim, don't get anything here. I think the food is spoiled."
"Nah, it's White Castle, it's supposed to taste like that."
😂
I eat White Castle once a year to remind myself why I only eat White Castle once a year
‘Corny I’m scared...’ 😂😂😂
When Jim tells the part about Bobby saying, "Corny I'm scared" I imagine Bobby in footie pajamas clutching a teddy bear lmao.
Corny has said Bobby used to have EVERYTHING in his travel bag......maybe a onesie and teddy were in there too!
Now there's an image...lol
instaBlaster.
Dick Murdock didn’t give a fuck 😂 rooms full of bad ass wrestlers and they are all scared 😂 except for Capt. Redneck
"Captain Redneck" 😂
Star City is my hometown! You stopped at Frizzell's Auto. Its actually a well known story in our town of 2500. Wow this is awesome
That's awesome
You should tweet this too him or send him a email! You'll probably end up on the show!
He called your town a po dug piece of shit. Is that true?
@@rudistorm3348 Po Dunk*
@@sleazypmartini5717 Podunk. One word.
Cornette: I need to know what time it is!
Hotel room door gets kicked open: IT'S VADER TIME!!!
I totally imagined that! 😂😂😂
"If you don't take care of this, shit will take place"
quote to live by!
I'm dying picturing Jim when he realized he was giving his own ring truck the finger.
"It wasn't a bad trip, it was a bad destination.'
Sounds like a lot of 'trips' I've been on.
“Don’t eat here, I think the food is spoiled.” No it’s just White Castle
White Castle is definitely an acquired taste (which I do not have)
I eat White Castle once a year to remind myself why I only eat White Castle once a year.
@@timf7413 lol i enjoy it but i dont have one where i live i only eat it when i travel. maybe thats why
White Castle is one of those meals that smells the same coming out as it did going in
What I wouldn't give for a Hanna Barbara Scooby Doo style Cartoon series on the Midnight Express, I can't unsee Bobby sleepwalking and saying " Jimmy I'm scared!"
And Skinny early 20s Cornette scooby doo eating burgers on his burger towel racket whacking ghosts unmasking Jim Herd, Bobbys bag full of everything underr the sun, Stan chasing rats etc.
Big Bubba carrying two or three rioting fans under his arms or over the shoulder and Dennis Condrey fluffing his hair.
Elems187 Hercules knocking a ring invading fan in to a wall and out for a week with a slap.
"Jimmy... if you hit someone with your fist you can hurt 'em"
This absolutely needs to happen.
John Lambdas l.N.
JC driving with his head out the window in the rain had me in tears. All I could think about was Ace Ventura 😂🤣😂🤣
Yes
As someone who lives right outside Chicago, the areas around Midway and O'Hare couldn't be more different. I couldn't imagine a bunch of southern boys flying into Chicago expecting to stay near O'Hare where it's surrounded by hotels and nice restaurants and is genuinely suited for traveling businessmen, and ending up in Midway trying to find a cab and motel at 3 am (especially in the 80's).
MF DOOM
Midway area was pretty safe back then but has degenerated since(Ford City Mall)
@@acgarner9464 alot of places ha e changed like that since the 80s 😢 society is collapsing
I've never seen a video or even a picture with Dick Murdoch in it.. but i picture him looking, sounding and generally acting like the rich texan out of The Simpsons 😂
That's actually kind of accurate.
The story about him at the hotel opening up the wrong room door is hilarious. I’m over here dying! 😂 😂
"Bobby would sleepwalk...sleepwalking... he ate spicy food or pepperoni pizza ya know..." lmfao I can listen to corndog all day, he's probably one of the most enjoyable story tellers telling the most enjoyable stories lol
That’s all a metaphor for drug/ alcohol black out, got any of dat, spicy food,son?
@@laksivrak2203 no
That cabby made out like a bandit that night i'm sure.
Ahh, White Castle. A buddy and I stopped at one on 8 Mile Rd. in Warren, across the road from Detroit. We ordered $25 worth of food, but the cashier gave it to us for free, no explanation given. We are both still alive, and neither if us got sick that night, so it was all good.
Medroff Everything you eat is a slow death
Did you guys get baked first?
Had to be 8 Mile and Sherwood.
Being right in the middle of the triangle of SF, Sacramento and Fresno. I can tell you that the "Corny Car Spin" on an I-80 or I-580 mega 5-6 lane highway is a pants shitting experience. You're also going downhill btw. And California roads in the rain are shit and nobody knows how to drive worth a shit in the rain...Amazing that he made it out unscathed. Great story.
***Me seeing this video in my feed***
Twenty six minutes of Corny telling road stories as only he can?
I’m down.
You said it, I'm all in too
I'm willing to bet Paul and Corny went to the White Castle on 63rd & Cicero.
I'm always amazed when someone tells a story and they recall the year precisely and they're correct about it as if it happened last week. I'm good for my birth year, September 11th, and everything else is "sometime back in the 80's, 90's, or 10 to 20 years ago maybe" etc.
4:38 corny I'm scared
Going down the emergency lane with flashers on honking the horn lolololol.
Imagine checking into your hotel and it is late you make your way to the room and as you round a corner after having drinks before and after the wrestling show and you see a sleep walking Beautiful Bobby being escorted to his room by a dazed underwear clad James E. Cornette and sleepy Dennis Condry and they look at you while you are gawking and yell no autographs at this time. MIND BLOWN.
22:14 - 22:20 This part is GOLD
These videos make work go by so fast Thank you Jim and Bryan
andy Griffith show reference I got it ...gotta call sarah!
When they started talking about people contacting you and how they got them to leave them alone, I flashed back to a time when a bill collector was calling me at my moms house and she answered it then gave the phone to me, they asked for me by name, and I told them "You won't be able to speak to him because he recently died. They apologized, and I ever heard from them again.
It’s White Castle, it’s supposed to taste that way. 😂😂😂 So it’s not only me. Worst shit I’ve ever eaten in a restaurant.
Corny is a great story teller I cant get enough of his stories 🤣🤣🤣.
"It was a sundee..."
The jabroni jet never fails to amuse, whadda concept
Just finished listening to Hart Foundation HOF speech talking about driving in NYC for 3rd time. Fn hilarious. And so is this
The laugh he does when he talks about White Castle XD
"...fires, floods & famines..."
He forgot plagues & swarms of locust
My living hell and shit town is Roosevelt, Oklahoma!
Whatever you do don't get a flat tire here!
Roosevelt? Christ! That place is more junker cars than it is town at this point...
Nick H why not???
Michael Medina google it and check out the maps street view
lmfao it's just piece of a stretch with little roads off to the side ... colver pa at night does it for me ..that place is spooky not a whole lot of street lights ..real rural
If you hear banjos, run!
When I was a kid I loved to watch wrestling but Jim did a great joe of making people mad now I love to hear Jim tell these stories
I can only imagine Corny driving with his head out of the window in the rain. Must have sucked, but, what a sight. 😄
I worked graveyard at hotels and 99% of the time when someone gets put into a room that's already occupied, it's a fuckup by someone during the day.
Lol! This guys hysterical, Ive had my own share of Motel horror stories.
The part about Whitecastle is spot on. I don't understand how people can stand their food.
We don't have white castle in Texas
We don't have it in Vermont either.
@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 if you have Krystal than you have White Castle
We don't have Krystal either.
I'd you've ever eaten it, you'd know why.
These stories are so great and funny during these hard times!
Jim Cornette is my absolute favorite ever! I could listen to him tell stories all freaking day! I mean you just know that he is always truthful and he is so freaking funny too! LOL!
Love these stories.
21:30 Reason 1000000 Why you DO NOT pass on the right.
*Imitating the Big Lebowski* "The god damned RING has broken down on top of the MOUNTAIN!"
Star City Is my home town. This is the coolest story ever.
asa wayne no way, me too! 😂
Roanke?
little rock here
Maumelle here
I've seen most of Jim and Brian's videos, have laughed a lot, but I think "Corny, I'm scared" takes the fucking cake. Like, given how much of a fucking tough guy Bobby is, if HE is scared, I'd be under the bed with a fuckin' knife or something just waiting.
Why couldn't they take a bed from Bobby's room and put it in Jim's?
Sketchy parts of Chicago, in particular the South an West Sides, will put the fear of God in ANYONE.
Hahahaha!!!
Jim I live in Chicago I have been to the white castle you talked about. No wonder that day you rocked the house that next day!😀
Cornette is one of the greatest story tellers in this universe! De-Fucking-tails!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Jim Cornette is the best storyteller. Period!
Lmfao listened to this a lot lately my favorite corny stories 😂😂😂😂😂
Which episode does Jim talk about a hotel with a weird food menu???
The hotel with the weird menu was WrestleCade '17. (Jump to 7 minutes in.)
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Must remember if I ever go to the USA don't eat White Castle lol 😂
Yeah there is far too many better places to eat at here then White Castle.
I've seen horror films when I was a teenager that started like Cornette described in the first story 😂😂
Jesus Christ, has Jim EVER had a good trip?
Someone sleep walks when he eats pizza? That’s too wild.
Cabs were hard to come by back then.Midway was almost closed back then but made a comeback
Cornette's Murdoch impersonation sounds like if Yosemite Sam was a Pro Wrestler!😂B.W.
Dead phone rings *I’ve come baaaack*
😂
BR-549? That was Junior Samples' Used Cars on Hee Haw. Sarah was the phone operator from Andy Griffith.
I think Sarah was the phone operator on Green Acres, too. Unseen, unheard.
God bless Bobby. I sleepwalk and do shit in my sleep. So I know his pain. Lol
I bet Jim Cornette and all these guys had so much fun doing all this shit like the stories that Cornette have are priceless
if anyone has never known someone who sleeps walks trust me it's super creepy,,my cousin use to sleep walk and she even got out of the locked house and walked down the street at 3 in the morning and house she was only 10
This is so hilarious😭
The story he told from 6:00 - 7:30 about the gay guys being in his hotel room bed, I'm pretty sure that was an Owen Hart rib.
Hahahahaha 😂
What part of the story made you think they were gay?
I slept walked once and ended up in a random SeaTac parking lot peeing by a car. Naked. No idea how I got there. Where my clothes were. I ran from a crowd of men. I found my hotel and they gave me a damn washcloth to cover myself. I got in the elevator covering my lower region. The door opened and two guys got in. They stared and said ‘How’s your night going?!’
I said ‘great!’ And jumped out and ran down the hallway.
Next day the desk guy said I walked out if the lobby completely naked. He tried to get my attention and I stared right through him and walked out the door. I asked him why he didn’t call the cops and he kindly said it was clear I was sleepwalking. He probably shoulda though since about five guys chased after me.
A black Randy name drop. Legend.
Hahaha i live where the airliner inn used to be (torn down) on 62nd and cicero next to the white castle .. Its 90% a parking lot now
This is the best story Jim ever told
I lived not far from here & know the White Castle by the train tracks & don't recall the hotel.The area was safe back then but not so much now
Its 62nd and cicero its now torn down and is the parking lot for ppl waiting to pick ppl up at midway
@@alexjones3639 Do you remember the Marquette Baseball League that was there?
The park is still there. Its Huge from 67th and St Louis to 67th and California up to 71st. Marquette park is not a good place to find yourself at at all.
Not so safe? I guess certain types of people moved in?
Jim's stats include:
9/10 Int
1/10 Luck
He is 100 percent correct about Star City, Arkansas. There is no city lol. Not even a village. I live in Little Rock, Arkansas and Star City might have 150 people in it.
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22:15 was that Bruce Prichard? xd
My question is when the dead phone rings, what exactly from Jim’s past would say “I’ve come back”
I thought it would say "have you checked the children?"
His ex wife 🤣
Unless there's 2 in Chicago, I think I've actually seen the Airlner Inn. Looks suitably sketchy from the outside, but so do most things around Midway Airport.
Love listening to Cornys shoot
And that area even today is nice really nice back then
don't pass big trucks on the blind side.
Derp derp
I would love to see corny dancing to the dude love theme song would be absolutely amazing!
My Favorite part of listening to Cornette clips is counting the times he clears his throat....
There's a video on here where a guy gets his room key from front desk and goes to the first rooms he sees and opens every door. He's not even on that floor. They just make Em master keys cause it's on click instead of 4-5 to assign a room to them.
If that's true, it's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Sounds like trips I've taken but we broke down in Forest City, Arkansas. Lol. Same thing tho. Little podunk town. And I agree with Jim. Forget driving in those blizzards. Nope nope nope.
A city of around 15,000 is NOT a podunk town!
LadyDragonsblood Uhhh yea it is when your used to a city of 3 million. And I've lived in towns of 25,000. Yes yes it is podunk.
Lmao we drive in blizzards up to half the year where I'm at.
@@jrodagormykid9063 canada?
@@GraveMemories close I'm in the U.P. of MI
I'm interested Mr. Cornette
When I stay at a shitty motel I always shit in the water reservoir tank. The back tank on the toilet..... The phantom strikes again
I will be interested in Travel Horror Stories
8:15 I do this exact same thing. Every trip i take, I know exactly how long everything takes. I measure it because im crazy
isee I agree with u. I listen to get away from politics and he makes fun of us that believe.
Midnight express @9:10
Midway to O’Hare is 25 miles or slightly more maybe 27
I live in SC Arkansas
My personal advice... Don't drive to the airport in Montreal with an out of date(2011 car) GPS and with no one who speaks French. Oh and Wi-Fi that goes in and out.
"Viva la Angel Dust!"
Yeah i recently flew into chicago on christmas eve thinking i was going to Ohare….nope ended up at fuckin midway from 10:30am to 5pm….needless to say there was a lot of booze consumed within those hours lol and a expensive ass tab.
It’s supposed to smell like that, it’s White Castle lol
Settle down, Beavis.
😂😂😂
This is the way it is...grimey like all work lmao
Corny, I'm scared
Lmao
As someone from Evarts, I'm sorry you had to be here lol