@@wenbluepirate3954 Yeah, the joke was that NakeyJakey played the original Demon’s Souls with Oney, so if they could have gotten Nakey, Tomar and Lyle wouldn’t be there
@@wenbluepirate3954 yeah like the other guy said, if u haven’t watched that play through I’d recommend it, Chris and Jakey have good chemistry together in terms of comedy
48:13 Lyle is absolutely my favorite editor! The little things he puts in like the characters speaking in the background really add a lot to the vids. I always think back to him yelling "fuck you Julian" in response to something Julian said about one of the characters in a video from years back and still giggle.
Chris is my favorite editor. I really enjoyed his solo Resident Evil playthrough. It's called "Oney Plays Resident Evil - PART 1 - Enter the Survival Horror" if you want to witness his master mind.
Demon's Souls' main character isn't even a chosen one or anything special, which I like. He's just one of many warriors who attempted to solve the crisis and died in the process. The only difference being he's granted life after leaving the Nexus, and he's better at not getting killed than all those who came before him.
@@makeitthrough_ nah i liked you being the dragonborn and all but all the sidequests are just Do 5 fetch quests Become leader of a faction Become champion of every single deadra Etc..
@@makeitthrough_ Possible spoilers for Morrowind. Morrowind also has a "Legendary hero" character(Nerevarine) as well, but I think it was handled better. Although it's something you have to earn and then prove to everyone(which if you don't have enough fame, makes the temple faction hostile on sight) and it's mystery why you were released on Vardenfell in the first place till you investigate legends about the Nerevarine and the Sixth House.
1:15:05 'has there every been a video game where if you punch someone in the stomach, they throw up?" - street fighter two, hard attacks to a stomach can sometimes trigger a vomit animation
1:26:25 FUN FACT! Rats only learn from/respond to positive stimuli. This is a scientifically proven fact. Ergo; punishing a rat for failure or to deter from an undesired action never sticks as a lesson in the mind of the rat. Rewarding the rat... However! For accomplishing desired tasks or displaying positive demeanour, the mind of the rat responds to/commits positive stimuli to memory.
I can do you one better, Night Crawler doesn't actually teleport, he shifts into what is called the brimstone dimension that's some kind of pocket dimension that runs parallel to ours but is smaller, so he shifts into that dimension and runs super fast untill he is where he wants to appear in the real world in milliseconds. Boy that's dumb.
I actually know what "Animals of the Future" show Lyle's talking about. I remember watching it too and believing the same thing for ages. It's still a cool concept regardless. Even remember there being like, a spinoff made for kids following the wacky adventures of time travelers and their land squid.
Sweet creepshow reference. The 'episode' in the movie chris is talking about is based on the Stephen King short story The Raft from, I believe , Skeleton Crew. Fantastic book, would recommend. It's full of some simple and very effective horror stories.
As much as I like Chris he's very predictably in the "old thing better" camp, especially when it comes to music. It's all subjective, but it never comes as a surprise lol.
@@HollowHouse3 I mean, this is also a Remake, so comparing new and old stuff is only natural, but as someone who hasn't played Souls games I have to kinda agree with Chris on the atmosphere, visually and technically the remake is marvelous, but I liked the music atmosphere of the original better based on what I've seen of both games, but remake certainly isn't bad, it's just kinda different which I imagine can be upsetting for the people who loved the original as it is hard to change stuff in satisfying ways when making remakes and such.
Every time I watch playthroughs of the new one, I agree with Chris more and more about the music. Even the colors of the original were more unique. The overall atmosphere is different and it does sadden me. Granted, this game was carefully recreated and a lot about it is great mechanically. And holy crap the character creation is SO much better here.
I love both. I'm playing the original to finally get the platinum (the remake was a much easier plat). I keep think that I wish there was a 4k 60fps version of the the original officially available.
The character creation is still bad in its own unique way because it leans towards American cartoon caricatures. You need to wrestle with it to make them look good.
I always find it hilarious when I come to an oneyplays video where I know they're going to make a few criticisms of a game and you can find at least one or two people who will defend the shit out of it responding to multiple comments like their life depends on it.
And what? Listen to Chris bitch endlessly that "old is better because" with zero articulated points? Tbh if you bring Zach in and have genuine points to bounce off of then sure. But Lyle and Tomar are too funny to have Chris as the wet blanket through this. It would be miserable
He's too much of a souls elitist to continue any souls game that isn't the original dark souls or demon souls. A member of the git gud community at it's worst sadly.
God I remember being so excited to see how "the maiden in black"s theme would sound only to be entirely let down. The original used silence really well and it captured the emotion of hopelessness perfectly. Now it's just some choir shit
Ong still love him tho i just think chris likes old stuff but he also said dark souls 3 music is forgettable but i never forget when my ears got blown out by the abysswalker and vordts boss music. But he mainly complained about the early animation(which wasnt bad) and the ost
@Inept Robot I mean Detroit: Become Human is also in the style of Heavy Rain or even Until Dawn. Its a movie game, and Chris's core criticism of newer games is "old game good" This is not even a new thing with Chris either. I really do wonder if his game would hold up if he had 0 fans of his own going in. A lot of what he is including as stuff that he thinks should be in games is basic QoL stuff like skipping cutscenes. I take everything he says with a grain of salt because he *has* had shit takes before.
Adding onto that its a side scroller which is generally an easier first for a lot of developers. I can't say the artistic style is something I like about chris's game. I get the feeling he's trying to make fun designs but Chris's style as of late is mainly goofy and sometimes a bit gross but it kind of lacks anything truly "fun" in terms of visual design. That said psychonauts is kinda ugly and people love that game.
14:42 according to the many video essays I've watched about the soulsbourne series, they brought back that system to encourage players to recover their health by aggressively attacking, and using the scarce blood vials as a later resort.
Its also harder to abuse the blood vials because you are limited in how many you can carry, you can basically carry as much grass as you would ever want
They sometimes make complete series and then continue later. It's really rare; they have to really love the game in question which Cris loves this so maybe they will.
oh my god i vividly remember the end of that animals of the future nonsense from watching it as a kid but i've never been able to figure out what it was before the clips in this playthrough. all i could ever remember is that it ended with squids becoming the new monkeys, with the implication that they'll eventually become squid people and make a new squid civilization. apparently they were called squibbons lol.
Yo Chris brought back some real shit for me talking about that garbage bag monster from creepshow. I read that short story in middle school and then happened to see it on TV. It's never left my brain and I'm 32 now haha
I absolutely agree with lyle on sekiro. Just fell in love with it and i am now addicted. Got rid of all the stupid things that makes the other games seem very stupid now.
1:26:09 that’s probably because there’s a difference between animal and human smarts. Rats can problem solve and get out of mazes and shit but that doesn’t mean they understand what a car is.
They won't. Chris is way too critical of Demons Souls PS5 and Final Fantasy 7 Remake. He genuinely hates them. I don't get it personally but it is what it is.
@@FoB952 Well you see, they're bad games. And people who aren't cosoomers, people who have an ounce of critical thought, don't just buy it because "Omg it's so new and pretty"
When they were talking about cthulu it reminded me of that South park episode where cartman purs like a cat and lays on him...but that also made me remember H.P Lovecrafts cats name and im starting too think matt and trey did that on purpose lol
To answer their question In Call of Duty Black ops 2 if you punch people with the Galvaknuckles in the story mode sometimes they throw up with very well rendered bile. Thought I'd just leave this here...
12 IQ Tomar: "Metamorphic rock."
2400 IQ Lyle: "Smegma."
Smagma
The dichotomy: Red and Bored, and Green and Retired.
I'm glad I'm not the only one to make this connection hahaha
Don't forget Blue and Related.
What? I don't get it
@@citricdemon how you're green and presumably retired
@@citricdemon green and retired is a reference to a joke zach made in L4D2
1:00:04 “if we could get Nakey for the remake we wouldn’t be here” is an absolute classic Lyle
Underrated joke
like nakeyjakey?
@@wenbluepirate3954 Yeah, the joke was that NakeyJakey played the original Demon’s Souls with Oney, so if they could have gotten Nakey, Tomar and Lyle wouldn’t be there
@@wenbluepirate3954 yeah like the other guy said, if u haven’t watched that play through I’d recommend it, Chris and Jakey have good chemistry together in terms of comedy
@@laymonsteeling9666If u haven't watched that play through I’d recommend it, Chris and Jakey have good chemistry together in terms of comedy
I love Tomars's voice acting scream 1:15 when he decides to join in
So good
I don't think he was acting, he sounded genuinely terrified; of what, I do not know.
Erm, dude, I don't think Toelmar would appreciate you misspelling his name
@@jackalexandeTolmar*
@@-aaa-aaa he was clearly terrified of Screamahamut
48:13 Lyle is absolutely my favorite editor! The little things he puts in like the characters speaking in the background really add a lot to the vids. I always think back to him yelling "fuck you Julian" in response to something Julian said about one of the characters in a video from years back and still giggle.
The Marluxia edit in KH2 is the best. RUclips won't let me write it in a comment but it sure is funny.
Or the boat guy in wind waker
Oh shit what video is that again?
@@ezrawallet the dark souls clip, wind waker, or the kh clip?
Chris is my favorite editor. I really enjoyed his solo Resident Evil playthrough. It's called "Oney Plays Resident Evil - PART 1 - Enter the Survival Horror" if you want to witness his master mind.
Demon's Souls' main character isn't even a chosen one or anything special, which I like. He's just one of many warriors who attempted to solve the crisis and died in the process. The only difference being he's granted life after leaving the Nexus, and he's better at not getting killed than all those who came before him.
@@makeitthrough_ nah i liked you being the dragonborn and all but all the sidequests are just
Do 5 fetch quests
Become leader of a faction
Become champion of every single deadra
Etc..
@@makeitthrough_ Possible spoilers for Morrowind.
Morrowind also has a "Legendary hero" character(Nerevarine) as well, but I think it was handled better. Although it's something you have to earn and then prove to everyone(which if you don't have enough fame, makes the temple faction hostile on sight) and it's mystery why you were released on Vardenfell in the first place till you investigate legends about the Nerevarine and the Sixth House.
Kinda like he died and was chosen
SL 1 homies HATE the LORE
@@yellowcard8100 in Dark Souls you're literally the Chosen Undead
“Can you mustn’t dude” will forever be part of my vocabulary from here and on
Lyle's body type joke is one of my favorite jokes
I was just coming down here to say that
I think that the “look tomar, it’s you!” Joke tickles my fancy as well
I just finished watching Oney and Jakey playing the original version of this, and 24:03 made me laugh out loud.
When all three screams aligned it felt like a real demon was being summoned
17:11 Tomar is slowly getting closer to the original phrase.
BONES????
"Zach hid the password to his personal computer in this quintessential Oneyplays episode." - IGN
"Once you make everything grotesque, it loses it's value." I dunno, I still love Meatcanyon's work.
I can't believe they made him less red for the video. How could they rob us of the true Boredume experience?
1:15:05 'has there every been a video game where if you punch someone in the stomach, they throw up?" - street fighter two, hard attacks to a stomach can sometimes trigger a vomit animation
So I can make my sweet baby Chun-Li blow chunks all over me?
Now THATS a fun fact.
The return of Schmitmarr featuring the new Clubulon
the "aaaaaaaaah" at the beginning sounded so perfectly like Kermit the Frog for a moment that I started cackling and didn't stop until "b for balls."
I imagine you went completely neutral faced when you heard b for balls
This is the most entertaining let's-play series I've watched in years
Dying art
dope death pfp
1:26:25
FUN FACT!
Rats only learn from/respond to positive stimuli. This is a scientifically proven fact.
Ergo; punishing a rat for failure or to deter from an undesired action never sticks as a lesson in the mind of the rat. Rewarding the rat... However! For accomplishing desired tasks or displaying positive demeanour, the mind of the rat responds to/commits positive stimuli to memory.
So no matter how much I beat my rat he will still love me :)
@@TheCat_3 but every time he dodges he'll remember how he did it. He'll memorize your moveset and defeat you one day.
@@pplelo9364 if that's the only lesson the rat learns from me then it will one day be skilled enough to defeat Lyle
I can do you one better, Night Crawler doesn't actually teleport, he shifts into what is called the brimstone dimension that's some kind of pocket dimension that runs parallel to ours but is smaller, so he shifts into that dimension and runs super fast untill he is where he wants to appear in the real world in milliseconds.
Boy that's dumb.
This. This is why I hate comics. Not you commenter, you're chill. But the info? Makes me wanna vom🤮
Fucking with the original soundtrack does knock it down a few points. It's what makes a game memorable
I actually know what "Animals of the Future" show Lyle's talking about. I remember watching it too and believing the same thing for ages. It's still a cool concept regardless.
Even remember there being like, a spinoff made for kids following the wacky adventures of time travelers and their land squid.
Really sad that Tomar murdered NakeyJakey in cold blood, would’ve enjoyed him coming back to play the remake.
@The Final Aeon Momentary Yes…
@The Final Aeon Momentary Tomar is known for consolidating power in bloody fashion, it's one of his classic routines
@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero Tomar's infamous bloodlust is only exceeded by his rampant anti-Semitism.
No wonder Nakey's not uploading anymore
@@LangstonDev Wait, but isn't he Jewish?
1:56:28 "I really love that concept of just putting a prisoner in a pot" - these guys managed to predict the Elden Ring DLC
Did anyone ever tell lyle there is a move in mortal kombat where you kick a guy in the stomach and he pukes everywhere?
Also, in mgs3 Volgin can punch Snake hard enough he pukes.
Sir shrek was histories best knight and best member of the round table
55:02 "I wonder if I can-" **gets blindsided by a random ranged attack*
Ah yes, the souls classic
"can't you mustn't?" Is the new "whomst'tve" lmfao
It's "can you mustn't dude?" Ya mook
Sweet creepshow reference.
The 'episode' in the movie chris is talking about is based on the Stephen King short story The Raft from, I believe , Skeleton Crew. Fantastic book, would recommend. It's full of some simple and very effective horror stories.
Your life is a simple but effective horror story no offense
It is a great book. "Survivor Type" is one of the most disturbing short stories ever written.
Im amazed at how Mad Chris gets about the music in this game
ur amazed at Chris getting mad at something in a game? new to the channel ?
As much as I like Chris he's very predictably in the "old thing better" camp, especially when it comes to music. It's all subjective, but it never comes as a surprise lol.
@@HollowHouse3 But the original is better...
@@HollowHouse3 I mean, this is also a Remake, so comparing new and old stuff is only natural, but as someone who hasn't played Souls games I have to kinda agree with Chris on the atmosphere, visually and technically the remake is marvelous, but I liked the music atmosphere of the original better based on what I've seen of both games, but remake certainly isn't bad, it's just kinda different which I imagine can be upsetting for the people who loved the original as it is hard to change stuff in satisfying ways when making remakes and such.
Yeah for some reason he prefers that midi crap over professionally orchestrated music. I think his ears are deformed
This looks pretty good for a PS1 game.
I like Lyle's dead rat bucket. I hope to see more of his rodent roundup
" He's red and bored. " His quest is to turn green and finally retire.
Every time I watch playthroughs of the new one, I agree with Chris more and more about the music. Even the colors of the original were more unique. The overall atmosphere is different and it does sadden me. Granted, this game was carefully recreated and a lot about it is great mechanically. And holy crap the character creation is SO much better here.
I love both. I'm playing the original to finally get the platinum (the remake was a much easier plat). I keep think that I wish there was a 4k 60fps version of the the original officially available.
It's better in every single way except the music and that's not a very big deal. Put the original soundtrack on.
@@A_Black_Sheep94 gee, can you be more wrong?
The character creation is still bad in its own unique way because it leans towards American cartoon caricatures. You need to wrestle with it to make them look good.
I always find it hilarious when I come to an oneyplays video where I know they're going to make a few criticisms of a game and you can find at least one or two people who will defend the shit out of it responding to multiple comments like their life depends on it.
I really wish they would play more of this
And what? Listen to Chris bitch endlessly that "old is better because" with zero articulated points? Tbh if you bring Zach in and have genuine points to bounce off of then sure. But Lyle and Tomar are too funny to have Chris as the wet blanket through this. It would be miserable
4:52 I finally get it. This is a prequel to YIIK.
Your character looks like he had a midlife crisis, changed careers and realised the grass only LOOKS greener on the other side.
Lol man complete series? Come-on!! Gotta finish it Christopher
He is too gay for that.
nobody has ever made this comment before im sure chris will read this and get right on finishing all the games now
He's too much of a souls elitist to continue any souls game that isn't the original dark souls or demon souls. A member of the git gud community at it's worst sadly.
God I remember being so excited to see how "the maiden in black"s theme would sound only to be entirely let down. The original used silence really well and it captured the emotion of hopelessness perfectly. Now it's just some choir shit
Wah
@@A_Black_Sheep94 That's a great argument actually
@@ryanmcclure8868 wah wah
@@Lean_Green_Bean Even better
@@ryanmcclure8868 you fr the best for coming back after almost a year for wah wah
Tomar and The Legend of the Schmitomar
@@makeitthrough_ Yeah... Same.
1:03:29 tomar going off like play to win, play to win, play to win
When Chris brought up the animation looking like Shrek 2, I started wishing that the game just had Holding Out for A Hero playing.
7:14 I want a remake of my childhood!
they re-mocapped all of the original animations, so it's not the same actual animation skeletons or animations from the original
I was in the middle of watching the individual episodes >.>
It amazes me that Chris has only beaten like one and a half games in the series and speaks with authority on what's good or bad in them
Ong still love him tho i just think chris likes old stuff but he also said dark souls 3 music is forgettable but i never forget when my ears got blown out by the abysswalker and vordts boss music. But he mainly complained about the early animation(which wasnt bad) and the ost
@Inept Robot David Cage also develops games so what's your point? Just because someone does something that doesn't make them an authority on it.
@Inept Robot if you think Cage is successful or popular I got nothing more i can teach you my child.
@Inept Robot I mean Detroit: Become Human is also in the style of Heavy Rain or even Until Dawn. Its a movie game, and Chris's core criticism of newer games is "old game good"
This is not even a new thing with Chris either. I really do wonder if his game would hold up if he had 0 fans of his own going in. A lot of what he is including as stuff that he thinks should be in games is basic QoL stuff like skipping cutscenes. I take everything he says with a grain of salt because he *has* had shit takes before.
Adding onto that its a side scroller which is generally an easier first for a lot of developers. I can't say the artistic style is something I like about chris's game. I get the feeling he's trying to make fun designs but Chris's style as of late is mainly goofy and sometimes a bit gross but it kind of lacks anything truly "fun" in terms of visual design. That said psychonauts is kinda ugly and people love that game.
Fun fact: The miniaturised version of the Tower Knights armour is just a Knights armour.
You guys should play cruelty squad. You'd have a ton of fun with it. Pretty odd one.
They need Zach for that one.
Norman Reedus’s Son’s name is Mingus
1:06:05 Chris: "I'm gonna try to stop bitching" (Immediately jump cuts to more bitching)
Yes, I love when they make longer videos
14:42 according to the many video essays I've watched about the soulsbourne series, they brought back that system to encourage players to recover their health by aggressively attacking, and using the scarce blood vials as a later resort.
Its also harder to abuse the blood vials because you are limited in how many you can carry, you can basically carry as much grass as you would ever want
also blood vials can't be upgraded like estus can. against stronger bosses you have to play aggressively to maximize HP regain
55:28 how is this not talked about more?
The only Counting Crows songs I like are Accidentally in Love off the Shrek 2 soundtrack and their Big Yellow Taxi cover
man,, I was keeping my wittle toesie woasies crossed that theyd continue this one
They sometimes make complete series and then continue later. It's really rare; they have to really love the game in question which Cris loves this so maybe they will.
oh my god i vividly remember the end of that animals of the future nonsense from watching it as a kid but i've never been able to figure out what it was before the clips in this playthrough. all i could ever remember is that it ended with squids becoming the new monkeys, with the implication that they'll eventually become squid people and make a new squid civilization. apparently they were called squibbons lol.
Whenever Lyle starts a sentence with the word LANDLORD, you know shit's gonna hit the fan. I love it.
Yo Chris brought back some real shit for me talking about that garbage bag monster from creepshow. I read that short story in middle school and then happened to see it on TV. It's never left my brain and I'm 32 now haha
Same I remember it as a kid and how it freaked me out back then
Loving all the souls videos!
'red and bored' - the cosmic opposite of 'green and retired'.
Oh boy i love demons holes
You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get in that demon’s hole
1:24:04 they are starting to ignore old-man-Lyle's rat-war stories like how you ignore an actual old man that talks about war and shit.
That fucking creepshow episode scared me so bad as a kid, I still have a weird fear of the water when im alone.
The domesticated rat or 'Fancy Rat' is actually a different animal than a feral rat
I absolutely agree with lyle on sekiro. Just fell in love with it and i am now addicted. Got rid of all the stupid things that makes the other games seem very stupid now.
1:26:09 that’s probably because there’s a difference between animal and human smarts. Rats can problem solve and get out of mazes and shit but that doesn’t mean they understand what a car is.
Tomar when he gets flame blasted by a rotund man: *YE-OUCH*
*Insert the Tom & Jerry scream here*
With lyle and tomar oh what a treat
@17:16 Chris predicting The Fall of House Usher 10 years ago
I agree 100% with all of Chris' criticisms/praises
This game looks incredible but it definitely lost some heart
It's better in every single way except the music.
@@A_Black_Sheep94 erm that's kinda cringe, being so wrong
@@splash_067 so are you just following this dude's comments? Kinda cringe.
It took just over 1 minute to have a funni scream three way combo.
I really want them to return to this.
They won't. Chris is way too critical of Demons Souls PS5 and Final Fantasy 7 Remake. He genuinely hates them. I don't get it personally but it is what it is.
@@FoB952
Well you see, they're bad games. And people who aren't cosoomers, people who have an ounce of critical thought, don't just buy it because "Omg it's so new and pretty"
@@ErrantPathfinder Dude, I couldn't possibly careless about what you have to say. You're not gonna bother me. Go play some 15 to 30 year old games.
This looks like a light-ish hearted bright grimmy demom slaying funtime
Ah yes the Adventures of Redrollio and the Legendary Shmitmar
I played the original back in the day and I'm only just now realizing you can run up the stairs and kill the archers during the tower knight fight.
1:18 - 1:19
*WHO SUMMONED ME?!*
1:09
But yes.
Chris must really despise this remake
Chris only likes 6 games, it's part of his lore.
@Myrmadon you over assume
@Myrmadon lmao
@@littleratfella6857 He’s pretty terrible at the games he plays so it’s to be expected honestly.
When I saw shrek in the intro I thought j was having a stroke
the most replayed part is the “bleep that out” king 💀
When they were talking about cthulu it reminded me of that South park episode where cartman purs like a cat and lays on him...but that also made me remember H.P Lovecrafts cats name and im starting too think matt and trey did that on purpose lol
audio engineer. i agree that unbalanced cymbals are obnoxious.
come children! Lyle has another tale of his crusade on the rattan !!
Now on my third watch
That's a weird waste of 6 hours
@@boogiemann9363 I completely agree
@@boogiemann9363I mean, if you're watching Oneyplays at all, you're wasting time.
I just happen to enjoy wasting time a lot.
that tower knight fight was infuriating, you're supposed to break both ankles to make him fall
I wish they'd remaster my childhood, maybe in that version my papa would beat mommy less
This game doesn’t look bad
In juice Galaxy try going back to the school and then you will find the final boss
1:05:55 subtle transition joke
Chris is blue, Corey is black, Lyle is red, Adam is white, which is green? tomar is el drazi or colorless.
Just seeing Shrek in the first few seconds tickles my funny bone.
I faintly remember watching that stampy guy when I was like 12 or some shit he was just starting out
Chris you had like 1 hit to the left ankle left to knock over tower knight lmao
Why does every enemy look like a Little Nightmares monster? 😂
44:24
Anyone else get unreasonably agitated that he didn't loot the skeleton here?
Nah I understand to an extent though. I just don't care if they do well or are consistent cause I just wanna hear the silly voices and stories lol
@@wow_chris33 well it didn't ruin the video for me or anything but unfortunately I was still screaming internally lol
Blood borne best souls game
To answer their question In Call of Duty Black ops 2 if you punch people with the Galvaknuckles in the story mode sometimes they throw up with very well rendered bile. Thought I'd just leave this here...
Why do they throw up though? Lmao
They made a grown up harlequin fetus!
It's more like, "we thought you'd start to learn how to play the game after we had made three installments'.
Sheeesh
boreduume, the great grandson of Receedus
Tomar is such a backseat gamer lol. Gotta love him though.