If you're feeling desperate, send your employee with the highest health into "We Can Change Anything." The amount of energy it kicks out is proportional to how long the employee lasts. If they last a *long* while in there, you get a substantial payout.
when i get a new abnormality i usually send my highest work success employee, do work based on what i think the creature likes most, and if said employee dies i just reset the day.
I do the opposite. I always send in my best employees because if that thing suddenly breaks out after the employee screws up then it becomes worse that just sending someone with the best chance of succeeding.
“Oh boy, I keep being called a level 1 agent, whatever that means. The abnormalities here seem pretty manageable. I can’t wait to see whatever these “ordeals” the level 5 agents keep talking about”
I love how you open the section talking about the abnormalities with the TWO ABNORMALITIES WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS TO SCREW YOU OVER WITH THEIR ZAYIN LABEL.
just a silly little "uhm actually" which may save some runs... Army in Black's 5 death counter also decreases from clerks! be careful when dealing with him :)
i like how in the things you may be subjected to section there's one called "ARBITER" with no elaboration like the new employee is expected to know what that means
For my fellow employees: I've heard from HR that due to the company refusing to make a mascot, BongBong was created by our coworkers to boost morale and gather everyone under a central figure.
One note to "Don't Touch me" which is really useful early, when it closes your game it saves the game which means it remembers your abno information unlocked, E.G.O. weapons and suits and amount of Enkephalin boxes BUT it deletes all stuff dead employees had equipped
0:43 I love how this list is a direct reference to the many Abnormalities. "War" is probably the Radio Signal. "Music" is The Orchestra. I assume "Abduction" is the Soda Machine. "Captivity" is probably The Snow Queen. "Oncoming Trains" is the single best one in the game, the Ticket Station.
i love how those are called the "easy to work" begionner abnormailtys, while the majority of them are either capable of Insta Death and 2 even cabable to destroy the entire Facility
i can imagine this turning into an analog horror on the later risk levels like waw and aleph, slowly getting more demented and cryptic with the more dangerous abnormalities
i like how the first two "zayin" abnos you introduced are actually super strong alephs well army in pink is annoyingly strong but the plague doctor is a fucking nightmare once 12 employees get gifted Spoilers (side note the actual ego gift is strong and you can actually keep it without turning the 12 employees into apostles by : Step One: get 1-11 nuggets/employees Step Two: end the day as fast as possible and try to not get the 12th nugget/employee to get gifted Step Three: on the day after you blessed the nuggets/employees unequip them and fill in your departments with fodder nuggets/employees Step Four: let "plague doctor" bless the 12th Step Five: watch a cutscene Step Six: Reset the day and boom you get nuggets that have strong stat boosts (optional): before step six you can make the sinner (the one with the mask or the 12th) have a special work with one sin and watch as one sin one shots every apostle and whitenight all at the same time and then do step six.) made by your friendly facility wide manager X Edit: the side note is all completely wrong because wn is a greedy mf and does not let you keep ego gift i am so sorry for any inconvinience this may have caused (note: but if you actually tried this good job but im so sorry for the hours of work you put into it only for it to not work)
Side note: T-09-94 is wonky. if you get a "NO" and the employee is still inside its chamber, send them again and instantly cancel it when they are about to use it again, it will revert to normal the employees stats back to normal. This does not however work when it is "YES" BUT do remember the usage of this abnormality for one employee is limited to three (maybe four), so if you want to test your luck you have this option.
Correction for Bald-is-awesome! : Sending the same employee to work on it multiple times in a day doesn't have any negative effect, technically neither does sending non-bald employees besides making the entire facility bald, but if you like how your employees look you should only have an already bald employee work on the abnormality repeatedly
I'm the employee that dies from not paying attention to the trainings bc I heard the music and spent the rest of the slideshow thinking "omg just like in little king's story...."
this is great, I had a project similar to this that I scrapped so its really cool to see someone else do it. I love the employee writing comments in the presentation, it reminds me of the artbooks
Army in Black is the first "ALEPH" I took It's the easiest ALEPH to suppress imo, it's got fair resistances and is pretty slow Plus if nothing in a department can break out, you can just evacuate the agents and condem the clerks to death snd ignore it entirely
Cool Video! I've seen the other ones, and I can't wait for the Waw and Aleph videos! Off topic but a random question, how would the employees in Lobotomy Corporation feel about the game Item Asylum on Roblox if it's real in that universe? (Forgot to add, but Item Asylum has many items that reference Lobotomy Corporation, like Smile and Twilight for example, and it references Red Mist for one of it’s juggernauts)
This video is really good! If you do another one of these in the future though, it’d help to reduce the BGM slightly and push your voice to the front, I like hearing it more than the orchestra 😅
Sir, if I may interject, it would be fine if the same non-bald person entered Bald-Is-Awesome's containment chamber since they would be bald after their first work. The problem would only arise if multiple non-bald employees entered the containment area and performed work, and so I don't see the issue of working it multiple times even if you're non-bald (outside of losing your hair, obviously)
Xai here…. For those who intend to use Old faith and promise I’ve done some testing with a… *Few* of the One sin weapons. I think I’ve narrowed down the odds of the T-09-97 functioning as intended. For the first time it worked about 85% of the time. For the second it seems 70% not too bad! Odds were quite literally a coin flip on the third boost… here is where I lost many of the weapons. 55% And the fourth time I’d give it around 30-40… I’m not sure… Anyways use that info if you can! A boosted weapon may be the difference between being impaled or surviving another day… If only I had opted to use this before the meltdown…. Perhaps I could have…. S-sorry… I’m still processing… just what exactly happened…. This is sorta how I cope I guess… I think I should end on this note… I think I have more eyes on me than before… and somehow someone using the… no… I have to stop talking now…. I’d definitely be caught and reprimanded if I started talking about *Them* now…
Ah yes, ZAYIN, the "easy to work on", when literally only 1 abnormality is truly "easy to work on" A little spoiler is you haven't play the game (btw that game is good) Imagine an ALEPH got one shot by a ZAYIN (I not gonna talk about they name)
Well, their Object Class would Zayin, Teth, etc. The Qliphoth is how close they are to breaching. Imagine the Foundation had a magic counter outside 682's cell that showed how likely he was to break out. If that number starts ticking *down,* get the MTFs in here, stat.
Shame you couldnt convince hod to lend her voice to this, but im sure she was probably busy... Hey whats with the elevator music playing on the intercom?
@@johnthefool8462just go do work with that odd machine that plays music. If you listen to it you’ll hear where the room with the retirement papers are.
"We aren't going to throw you to the wolves"
Almost any player when they get a new abno and have a lv 1 employee laying around:
If you're feeling desperate, send your employee with the highest health into "We Can Change Anything." The amount of energy it kicks out is proportional to how long the employee lasts. If they last a *long* while in there, you get a substantial payout.
when i get a new abnormality i usually send my highest work success employee, do work based on what i think the creature likes most, and if said employee dies i just reset the day.
there is a literal wolf there so yeah
@@truebruhmoment4667you and I are not so different
I do the opposite. I always send in my best employees because if that thing suddenly breaks out after the employee screws up then it becomes worse that just sending someone with the best chance of succeeding.
“Oh boy, I keep being called a level 1 agent, whatever that means. The abnormalities here seem pretty manageable. I can’t wait to see whatever these “ordeals” the level 5 agents keep talking about”
Purple midnight
@@alma-ultrakillgreen midnight
@@callmebanona best night, unless you're PD
The Newbie Hazing Squad : The Four Dawn’s
White midnight
I love how you open the section talking about the abnormalities with the TWO ABNORMALITIES WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS TO SCREW YOU OVER WITH THEIR ZAYIN LABEL.
Wait, aren't all but one of them meant to screw you over? Or, perhaps, the one is who screws you over, by creating a false sense of safety.
It was the will of the city that tells them to do it
@@OINKYSPOINKYsleep for a total of 800 hours per day
just a silly little "uhm actually" which may save some runs... Army in Black's 5 death counter also decreases from clerks! be careful when dealing with him :)
Does not count for execution bullets
@@ihadfunplayingclerks can still just die to anything
@@dapondboi cap, clerks solos the red mist
@@ihadfunplaying proof
@@dapondboi baton solos whitenight it has 1 red damage
this is so good I hope you make one for each threat level
Tsyes
i like how in the things you may be subjected to section there's one called "ARBITER" with no elaboration like the new employee is expected to know what that means
Everybody knows about them, if you don’t know, that’s your problem. This means you’re not the part of the city.
WORT WORT WORT! (i know its not that arbiter)
WORT WORT WORT! (I also know it's not that arbiter)
WORT WORT WORT! (I too am aware it's not that arbiter)
For my fellow employees: I've heard from HR that due to the company refusing to make a mascot, BongBong was created by our coworkers to boost morale and gather everyone under a central figure.
One note to "Don't Touch me" which is really useful early, when it closes your game it saves the game which means it remembers your abno information unlocked, E.G.O. weapons and suits and amount of Enkephalin boxes BUT it deletes all stuff dead employees had equipped
1:10
This list is just comedy.
1. Gore is listed twice.
2. Arbiter.
3. Oncoming Trains.
4. Music.
5. toruture
6. KDA...
7. Cannibalism is also listed twice.
8. Religious Torture vs Regular Torture.
9. Redacted (EXPLOSION NOISE)
10. Coulrophobia (god i fucking hate crimson ordeals)
0:43 I love how this list is a direct reference to the many Abnormalities.
"War" is probably the Radio Signal.
"Music" is The Orchestra.
I assume "Abduction" is the Soda Machine.
"Captivity" is probably The Snow Queen.
"Oncoming Trains" is the single best one in the game, the Ticket Station.
pretty sure also "REDACTED" is CENSORED, "arbiter" is something spoilery, "body horror" is nothing there, "coulrophobia" is crimson ordeals
sexual content: melting love
also human sacrifice could be
that one screaming baby
CENSORED
we can change anything
another one i forgor
i love how those are called the "easy to work" begionner abnormailtys, while the majority of them are either capable of Insta Death and 2 even cabable to destroy the entire Facility
Tbf their instakill are easy to work around, and shouldn't kill someone unless you mess up majorly (also tools but lobo tools are goofy)
i mean yes ofc but it is still hilarious that they are more dangerous then even some HE abnos@@olixx1213
i can imagine this turning into an analog horror on the later risk levels like waw and aleph, slowly getting more demented and cryptic with the more dangerous abnormalities
Cannot wait
This aged well
well well well
What a slander
Plague doctor is a good abnormality, he will heal your employees and give them a good gift
People are so mean nowadays
How doesn't this have more views? It's so good
It's only been up for an hour, patience
Thanks for the love tho
@@tonreporch”Oncoming trains”.
Bet you didn’t expect someone to read through all the disclaimers…
@@ninja6245-real I absolutely did
So this was Hod's Training Program.
Only thing missing is Hod Suppression OST playing as we watch this
Oh Boy! I cant wait to use this information to my OWN advantage!
DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT! I HAVEN' BEEN BRIEFED ON ALEPHS YET! SHIT SHIT!
GIVING ME DEVICE WITH ACESS TO ENTRYS WAS WORTH IT
@@tonreporch ETA?
i like how the first two "zayin" abnos you introduced are actually super strong alephs well army in pink is annoyingly strong but the plague doctor is a fucking nightmare once 12 employees get gifted
Spoilers
(side note the actual ego gift is strong and you can actually keep it without turning the 12 employees into apostles by :
Step One: get 1-11 nuggets/employees
Step Two: end the day as fast as possible and try to not get the 12th nugget/employee to get gifted
Step Three: on the day after you blessed the nuggets/employees unequip them and fill in your departments with fodder nuggets/employees
Step Four: let "plague doctor" bless the 12th
Step Five: watch a cutscene
Step Six: Reset the day and boom you get nuggets that have strong stat boosts
(optional): before step six you can make the sinner (the one with the mask or the 12th) have a special work with one sin and watch as one sin one shots every apostle and whitenight all at the same time and then do step six.)
made by your friendly facility wide manager X
Edit: the side note is all completely wrong because wn is a greedy mf and does not let you keep ego gift i am so sorry for any inconvinience this may have caused (note: but if you actually tried this good job but im so sorry for the hours of work you put into it only for it to not work)
Or not recomended but you could get paradise lost
@@arnoldgila9212 yeah you can get paradise lost with only 1 nugget but its gonna take hours to do
@@forgetfullsanity BUT possible in 15 h🤣
Side note: T-09-94 is wonky. if you get a "NO" and the employee is still inside its chamber, send them again and instantly cancel it when they are about to use it again, it will revert to normal the employees stats back to normal.
This does not however work when it is "YES"
BUT do remember the usage of this abnormality for one employee is limited to three (maybe four), so if you want to test your luck you have this option.
Correction for Bald-is-awesome! : Sending the same employee to work on it multiple times in a day doesn't have any negative effect, technically neither does sending non-bald employees besides making the entire facility bald, but if you like how your employees look you should only have an already bald employee work on the abnormality repeatedly
now we need TETH version
All the way
I love how Tonrep slowly descends into madness as he discusses other danger levels especially the three birds.
I love this a lot, more highly edited Lobcorp videos are much needed on youtube! Can't wait for more from the other Threat Levels
I love the amount of Sass in the presentations, as if the PM universe has its own version of Dr Bright. 😂
man im glad that someone is making good content on this game; it is a hidden gem.
I really hope to see the other levels as well
This goes hard. Hope to see some Gregor related content soon though
Hod's new training videos are looking good!
I love this level of quality, great job!
YES, GOOD JOB. KEEP REVIVING L CORP'S GLORY!!!
Using Hod's Suppression Music would be a cherry on the top
It is time. Assemble my Project Moon Fellows!
Bro sounded so happy in the first video
Bro is defeating the whole purpose of LC
Ain't nobody listening to somebody named Adolf
@@AkxoNah, I'd listen
@@OptimistSenMan... WITH THIS TREASURE, I SUMMON!!
My senior Louis (who is bald) said a new employee named James went into You’re Bald’s unit twice and was sent into We Can Change Anything
I'm the employee that dies from not paying attention to the trainings bc I heard the music and spent the rest of the slideshow thinking "omg just like in little king's story...."
I would love to see more of these, keep up the great work!
this is great, I had a project similar to this that I scrapped so its really cool to see someone else do it. I love the employee writing comments in the presentation, it reminds me of the artbooks
Army in Black is the first "ALEPH" I took
It's the easiest ALEPH to suppress imo, it's got fair resistances and is pretty slow
Plus if nothing in a department can break out, you can just evacuate the agents and condem the clerks to death snd ignore it entirely
Need more of this...its peak
a zayin information tape: shows aleph silhouette bc yes
I watched the terms and conditions part at 2x speed, i understood everything
This is some peak PM content right here...
The music in the background so reminds me of the R.A.F (Royal Air Force)
Hey his plague doctor guy is pretty good-
*Plague doctor becomes aleph whitenight*
Oh.......
1 sin 100 good deeds: whatsup old friend
Considering it's Gift is a literal permanent Crown of Thorns, even it sucks in a way
(angela had to throw these away, too many lives saved)
this is awesome, please keep making these
Holy shit I love this I’m sending this to my friend who’s new
the fact that I recognize that thumbnail…
Dear king, please submit the source of this video thumbnail to us, we require the thumbnail to proceed our mission
@@cooleecoolee9504 1-upclock
the more this video (and by extention the thumbnail) appears in my recemended the more i want to know where its from
@@cooleecoolee9504 Looking back at this 8 months later... 10528649 on the rule of the internet site
Cool Video! I've seen the other ones, and I can't wait for the Waw and Aleph videos! Off topic but a random question, how would the employees in Lobotomy Corporation feel about the game Item Asylum on Roblox if it's real in that universe? (Forgot to add, but Item Asylum has many items that reference Lobotomy Corporation, like Smile and Twilight for example, and it references Red Mist for one of it’s juggernauts)
absolute cinema
...
...
It starts with...
ONE SIN, I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY!
Can't wait to see everything else, I got some nastalgia vibes from it
This video is really good! If you do another one of these in the future though, it’d help to reduce the BGM slightly and push your voice to the front, I like hearing it more than the orchestra 😅
lmao one of the warnings at the start is just “arbiter” 💀
I can see why Sexual content would be on the warnings list, *cough cough* Melting Love *cough cough*
Nah it’s probably talking about [CENSORED]
@@destroyer2539Censored? I think its the lady facing the wall all the time
@@destroyer2539 Nah I think he's mentioning [DATA EXPUNGED] instead
@@destroyer2539 It can be both
I hope you do such videos for other anomaly types aswell!
Undertale is now cannon in the city!!!!!
ay its really long time i saw an LC content . hope u got more view u earned my sub
Sir, if I may interject, it would be fine if the same non-bald person entered Bald-Is-Awesome's containment chamber since they would be bald after their first work. The problem would only arise if multiple non-bald employees entered the containment area and performed work, and so I don't see the issue of working it multiple times even if you're non-bald (outside of losing your hair, obviously)
Thank you for your correction, employee! We recommend you to be hired on the training team to assist us in keeping the employees mission capable
Adore these!!!
Thst one who gets 3 alephs in a row didn't even knoe on the first 10 days 💀💀💀
The first aleph spawns on day 11
7:02 one sin and hundreds of good sans
Amazing video!
The thumbnail source image for the fairy ☠️
Fr
I already miss happy training Captain
You forgot about one abnormality, the Mirror Of Adjustment. (Unless I didnt see it, its classification is O-09-81)
Editors note: fuck
this is such an high quality video ;)
Xai here…. For those who intend to use Old faith and promise I’ve done some testing with a… *Few* of the One sin weapons. I think I’ve narrowed down the odds of the T-09-97 functioning as intended.
For the first time it worked about 85% of the time.
For the second it seems 70% not too bad!
Odds were quite literally a coin flip on the third boost… here is where I lost many of the weapons. 55%
And the fourth time I’d give it around 30-40… I’m not sure…
Anyways use that info if you can! A boosted weapon may be the difference between being impaled or surviving another day…
If only I had opted to use this before the meltdown…. Perhaps I could have….
S-sorry… I’m still processing… just what exactly happened…. This is sorta how I cope I guess…
I think I should end on this note… I think I have more eyes on me than before… and somehow someone using the… no… I have to stop talking now…. I’d definitely be caught and reprimanded if I started talking about *Them* now…
oh good you didn't mention the fact that the seperation package is, uhmmm you might also get seperated from yourself.
5:36 nice [REDACTED] sound
BonbBong is taking drugs
Ah yes, ZAYIN, the "easy to work on", when literally only 1 abnormality is truly "easy to work on"
A little spoiler is you haven't play the game (btw that game is good)
Imagine an ALEPH got one shot by a ZAYIN (I not gonna talk about they name)
Its not an oneshot persay, but it is pretty fast.
WhiteNight VS One sin and hundred good deeds?
whitenight got hit with that gojo treatment
i see lob corp,
i click.
im getting lob corp next day im very much interested with the game
i got the game
It's like if somebody made the SCP Foundation a Power Company
this is so good
12:00 Wait... why would you get punished for going in there twice a day? Won't you be bald and "You're Bald..." won't make anyone else bald?
@@happyboy07685 everyone gets mad at you
2:47 ITS PRONOUNCED *HOW*?
VAV
Ermmmmm actually the info about the true fairies care is restricted and only allowed for lvl 5+
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL
7:20 who the hell touched the button
Porch
I love that it screams "Don't touch me" in Korean, then crashes the game to desktop. It's creative.
Ah yes We Can Change Everything is in Fact Safe, get in level 1
6:27 OmG iTs SnAs SkElEtOn!
Undertamale
I want to see more of this
6:22
That is absolutely sans undertale.
IS THAT SANS!?!!
NO WAY, SANDS FROM UNDER THE TALE
I am so confused what is this why did this get recommended to me what do I have to do with all of this
So qlipthoth sort of works as a hybrid of object class and hume level for an SCP. Interesting.
Well, their Object Class would Zayin, Teth, etc. The Qliphoth is how close they are to breaching.
Imagine the Foundation had a magic counter outside 682's cell that showed how likely he was to break out. If that number starts ticking *down,* get the MTFs in here, stat.
Happy 10K views
Plague doctor dude became white and is currently turning my employees into angels, and said angles are killing my employees SEND RABBITS
Shame you couldnt convince hod to lend her voice to this, but im sure she was probably busy... Hey whats with the elevator music playing on the intercom?
You have no idea, my friend
Pls more 🙏🙏
What are abnormalities?
> Immediately shows Nothing There
bruh
Cant see if ur lv3 or under
*Me looking at nothing there as a full EX
WOOOOOOOOOO
i love this
2:47 ???? did you just pronounce waw zav??? how????
i think the pronounced it vav
good stuff
why did you need to redact the warning
Because [CENSORED]
@@tonreporchso u mean it because [CENSORED] or because [CENSORED]
Are you [CENSORED] because you are the [CENSORED] or are you the [CENSORED] because you are [CENSORED]
@@tonreporchme when [CENSORED] is doing [CENSORED] and it’s disgusting
Question... How do i quit?
That's the funny part. The only way outta here is Sewer Slide Any% Speedrun
@@tonreporch Wait wha...
@@johnthefool8462just go do work with that odd machine that plays music. If you listen to it you’ll hear where the room with the retirement papers are.
peak
Cool
This rocks