The German Panzerwaffe - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  Год назад +1983

    This wasn't my best perfomance...

    • @justjozua1827
      @justjozua1827 Год назад +155

      Pinned and liked by himself whilst using his own emote. Bokoen1 the ultimate goblin

    • @AproX_
      @AproX_ Год назад +12

      They said my İtaly was weak

    • @darthnox7958
      @darthnox7958 Год назад +6

      I haven't laughed so much in a bo video for a while dude! And if it makes you feel any better I also had no fucking clue there was a river there, it was so fucking funny

    • @danielkaner5156
      @danielkaner5156 Год назад +31

      I love how dankus is acting like he is the best hoi4 player in the world, but in reality he throws the game as often as swimmy

    • @eeggllee9728
      @eeggllee9728 Год назад

      sometimes i submerge chips in milk, dry them, crush them up and then snort them but thats only on wednesday's

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle Год назад +2395

    Germany: *Has 7,000 tanks & 20 tank divisions.*
    The Allies: "Good. Twice the pride, double the fall".

    • @i-kun_yeetpain
      @i-kun_yeetpain Год назад +12

      The same can be said about the Soviets.

    • @joshuacowling2237
      @joshuacowling2237 Год назад +3

      I Understood That Reference 😎

    • @Linki8uu
      @Linki8uu Год назад +1

      @@joshuacowling2237 I am the senate

  • @Jacob-qr8pl
    @Jacob-qr8pl Год назад +717

    The lake keeping the retreat out of Finland cut off sounds like a realistic major oversight that could happen.

    • @shadowraven3253
      @shadowraven3253 Год назад +166

      ''The ice is thick enough for the tanks, don't worry!!''
      *after the first tank broke through the ice and goes under*
      ''Uh...I can explain...it normaly is...REALLY!!''

    • @daddysempaichan
      @daddysempaichan Год назад +135

      It's that one moment where German planned an attack along a road and when they got there they found like, a telephone line instead.

    • @jdreyes3745
      @jdreyes3745 Год назад +77

      Reminds me of that Arma 3 video where the lead tank of a bunch of Leopard 1s ended up in the drink cause of how the map rendered what was apparently a river to look like shallow valley the tanks could cross.

    • @aaroncabatingan5238
      @aaroncabatingan5238 Год назад +23

      @@jdreyes3745 Is it Rimmy's video?

    • @jdreyes3745
      @jdreyes3745 Год назад +28

      @@aaroncabatingan5238 "Please don't drive your STuGs into the water, I don't want a repeat of chargedown! "

  • @KFP_DonDon_Quixote
    @KFP_DonDon_Quixote Год назад +1072

    It isn't a HOI4 game without some incredibly genius maneuvers... and by that, I mean incredibly hilarious losses. Thank you.

  • @jonnycoolg
    @jonnycoolg Год назад +934

    It seems like the games where the Axis ultimately loses are always the most entertaining.

  • @johnsheehy2389
    @johnsheehy2389 Год назад +267

    Dankus heard Bo was going full LARP with the production lines and decided to one up him

  • @Jacob-qr8pl
    @Jacob-qr8pl Год назад +123

    "Prepare the next failure!" had so much sweet optimism.

  • @lemunt4906
    @lemunt4906 Год назад +254

    "But then it started going downhill in Africa, then in Finland, Then in the USSR"
    Hey I've seen this one before!

    • @joshuasteele2645
      @joshuasteele2645 Год назад +1

      I think I watched a movie about this one! So this is where the movies got all their inspiration from!

  • @cookiecraze1310
    @cookiecraze1310 Год назад +123

    Dankus playing solo: Godlike instant win tank divisions
    Dankus the second he has to help a teammate: *Aggressive lobotimisation noises*

  • @kyleolcott1769
    @kyleolcott1769 Год назад +800

    Does anyone remember the episode where Finland held off the Soviets entirely with ghost divisions? I cannot remember the title and have been trying to find it.

    • @h0riz0n45
      @h0riz0n45 Год назад +262

      It’s the American Mechanized video

    • @2Links
      @2Links Год назад +73

      I laughed so hard at that one.

    • @wceend5791
      @wceend5791 Год назад +1

      @packer

    • @connorjones9445
      @connorjones9445 Год назад +5

      Isn't it called Operation Bodyguard?

    • @petertth2221
      @petertth2221 Год назад +53

      @@connorjones9445 no thats the one where bo deploys the ghost tank army

  • @dylanking6960
    @dylanking6960 Год назад +1805

    As bad as golden is, he is responsible for the best content on this channel by a long shot. I hope he never leaves.
    Edit: best HOI4 content specifically, thank you Marek Havrlik

    • @Bronimin
      @Bronimin Год назад +29

      I love him

    • @marekhavrlik9851
      @marekhavrlik9851 Год назад +238

      Not sure if for best, but he is hard contestant for such role with Swigma.
      Edit: Thanks to Dylan King for new POV and being a nice member of community.

    • @dylanking6960
      @dylanking6960 Год назад +175

      @@marekhavrlik9851 Eh, i tend to disagree. Swimmy is just incapable of teamwork, while Golden is also incapable of teamwork, very high octane and occasionally braindead, with the rare spark of manic brilliance - see the Axis United Front episode.

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 Год назад +30

      Specked into a personality build, didn’t invest into game playing at all.

    • @rimmer123q8
      @rimmer123q8 Год назад +83

      @@dylanking6960 the thing is golden almost only creates good content for hoi. In other games like vicky he often does not particiapte as much in creating content. Meanwhile, Swimmy is creating content in both hoi games, vicky games, eu4 games and even non paradox games. Some people even argue that he makes better content in hoi4 alone than golden.

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 Год назад +266

    Dankus works well when he can zoom in to 4 tiles with 12 tanks as his entire country's army, every other time he's braindead

    • @Kyle49840
      @Kyle49840 Год назад +62

      He can compete against micros, but not against macros

    • @mosesracal6758
      @mosesracal6758 Год назад +13

      Hes a general not a bureaucrat. He cannot absolutely macro the size of the earth.

    • @azarshadakumuktir4551
      @azarshadakumuktir4551 Год назад +31

      @@mosesracal6758 I would rather say he is a tank corp commander, he isn't good at microing infantry either, literally Rommel or Patton, he is no Zhukov or Rokossovsky.

    • @zenknight4839
      @zenknight4839 Месяц назад

      At this point, I'm willing to believe that dankus is just a tank commander more than anything, because the amount of times he had shat bricks at this point is insane

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 Год назад +50

    2:16 Oh my God stream sniping your allies to rat out their incompetence Golden would be a nightmare in a dictatorship command

  • @sfjuhispst8144
    @sfjuhispst8144 Год назад +147

    7:10 Those tanks weren't actually retreating, they were shipping out. This can be observed from their movement being potrayed by a blue arrow versus a grey arrow leading to the sea tile. You can make divisions retreat into a sea tile by manually pulling them out while they are in combat. This is a very strange part of hoi4.

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 Год назад

      @@scintilla3957 then why the rollback

    • @toxicwaste159
      @toxicwaste159 Год назад +8

      @@AjarTadpole7202 Because the system is pretty dumb ngl

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Год назад +91

      If you notice in the video I actually try and retreat them out of the port but it doesn't work.
      When they start to run out of org they then proceed to get deleted? Even if I couldn't pull out of the port, at the very least they should have retreated into the tile behind the port. Instead they just exploded.

    • @joshuanaumowicz5115
      @joshuanaumowicz5115 Год назад +2

      It’s because Bo had last stand on and the tanks ran out of org which, for some reason now, means they just get blipped out of existence. I’ve had that happen a few times

    • @AlneCraft
      @AlneCraft Год назад +7

      @@joshuanaumowicz5115 There was no last stand. The small shield is part of the planning bonus exploit that requires you set a garrison order to an impassable spot.

  • @lucasvasconcelos5705
    @lucasvasconcelos5705 Год назад +199

    Unironically, Golden didn't do anything wrong in this defeat

    • @EarnestVictory
      @EarnestVictory Год назад +44

      He didn't get a chance.

    • @YotoBoto
      @YotoBoto Год назад +61

      It’s a throwKoen moment

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher Год назад +23

      @@YotoBoto snake of dankusmark

  • @bassamalfayeed1384
    @bassamalfayeed1384 Год назад +56

    08:18 That famous moment during the operation Uranus when the german generals forgot to build a bridge so their troops could retreat across the lake. 🤣🤣

  • @Andre-uu5xv
    @Andre-uu5xv Год назад +85

    I swear to god Dankus in these videos is either a god at hoi or a fucking fresh installer lmao

  • @taptiotrevizo9415
    @taptiotrevizo9415 Год назад +44

    This seemed so much like Golden or Swimmy, but Bo was a pleasant surprise

  • @riolkin
    @riolkin Год назад +155

    Every time I see Dankus on this channel he is fully throwing the game.

    • @azarshadakumuktir4551
      @azarshadakumuktir4551 Год назад +45

      Its because he is really good only in a very precise set of circumstances : being on Germany or the USSR, with a coop and a production set nearly exclusively on tanks. After the start of WW2 he stops looking at anything that isn't his tanks corp. Look at his VOD's, its quite apparent. This is because that's what makes you be good in competitive multiplayer where everything often rests on tank micro. But in Bo's videos where he can't play those two countries he is thus generally bad at anything else.

  • @VideoGameWarlord
    @VideoGameWarlord Год назад +21

    "Prepared the next failure!" That was gold😂

  • @Merugaf
    @Merugaf Год назад +11

    "If the Bokoen Pissbomb army encounters a lake it retreats exactly as if it were not there." -General Ratkoen1

  • @realhawaii5o
    @realhawaii5o Год назад +37

    Need more of Golden at the gates of Paris.

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 Год назад +184

    “It ain’t over until the fat lady sings, and boy is she singing!” Is the funniest line of this year, that better make the 2022 recap.

    • @Dennisroos
      @Dennisroos Год назад +43

      I think "We're gonna hold Prague until the last man. And there he goes, the last man." is still the best, but this is a solid number two

    • @anderslundevall3151
      @anderslundevall3151 Год назад +2

      @@Dennisroos where's that from?

    • @Reneus
      @Reneus Год назад +2

      @@anderslundevall3151 The Italian Counter D-Day 7:27

    • @wetwillyis_1881
      @wetwillyis_1881 Год назад +1

      @@Dennisroos That's true.

  • @mr.pilgrim1241
    @mr.pilgrim1241 Год назад +24

    I can only imagine what the allied side was thinking.. they roll back the clock because Bo loses an entire tank army to a glitch, only for him to lose another entire tank army 5 minutes later. Like, how much help can you give a guy?

  • @TheBlackwolf5011
    @TheBlackwolf5011 Год назад +17

    man props to Dankus for the Italy RP. I really thought Benito Mussolini was playing with these guys. and then Bo ordering like 20 tank divisions from the bunker like it was nothing was so immersive. I felt like I was watching a war documentary for a second.

  • @madermc2979
    @madermc2979 Год назад +46

    Can't believe the entire country of Finland would change it's to geography to own Bo.

  • @reaperking2121
    @reaperking2121 Год назад +14

    I dont think I would have ever seen Dankus pull a Drezzel

    • @sturm9087
      @sturm9087 Год назад

      Its nice to see him change up his blunders from the classic Dankus ones every once in a while

    • @tyty-xm8fw
      @tyty-xm8fw Год назад

      I don’t understand what they’re accusing him of. his Navy was out because it engaged with the allied Navy and he had garrisons on the port like what the fuck else was he supposed to do!?

    • @azarshadakumuktir4551
      @azarshadakumuktir4551 Год назад +3

      @@tyty-xm8fw His navy wasn't at the right place, it should have been in the East, not at Gibraltar, since it was needed to allow and protect a naval invasion from Crete and stop the allies from naval invading behind them while they attacked. As for his garrisons, he didn't warn Bo while they were being overrun, didn't defend supply hubs and instead retreated (which doomed the tanks since they moved slow because of no fuel). Also he didn't cover the tank corps retreat itself, which led to the bug happening at the port.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott Год назад +1

    "Maybe we will win when Golden joins the war."
    Has the same energy as:
    "If Steiner attacks, everything will be alright."

  • @MisterFoxton
    @MisterFoxton Год назад +14

    "I genuinely don't know what to do after failure upon failure..."
    "Prepare the next failure."
    Dead pan brilliance.

  • @imme8471
    @imme8471 Год назад +7

    Dankus is probably one of the top 5 villains in the Bokoen Cinematic Universe ™️

  • @ethanhatcher5533
    @ethanhatcher5533 Год назад +19

    Fun fact, as Bo found out, Tampere is inaccessible on two side because of two giant lakes

  • @DerpyMackerel
    @DerpyMackerel Год назад +13

    Omg that Romania Ball at 3:28 had me on the floor

  • @georgesmith6218
    @georgesmith6218 Год назад +21

    German larp just never gets old.

  • @hellshing4866
    @hellshing4866 Год назад +7

    Did Dankus throw or something? This looks like he purposefully ignored everyone lmao

  • @onwardtowaffles
    @onwardtowaffles Год назад +4

    At the outbreak of war in 1939, Germany had 6 armored divisions comprising 2,400 tanks (total, not necessarily light).

  • @ohior3al874
    @ohior3al874 Год назад +9

    Finland: Germany help the Soviets are capitulating us. Germany: Don’t worry I got this. Proceeds to try to link up forces by crossing a frozen lake looses almost their entire panzer corps in Finland. Rest of Finish troops are killed while Germany leaves with the last of their panzer divisions.

  • @AdmiralRamenNoodles
    @AdmiralRamenNoodles Год назад +6

    Man the Soviets and Germans really larped at the end there. The Soviet player straight up blew up Army Group Center.
    And I can just hear Hitler yelling at Speer to up production lmao.
    Truly one of Fuher moves of all time

  • @Vatikoto
    @Vatikoto Год назад +1

    "It's Joever" - Rommel after his tank corps gets lost and encircled in a Finnish forest

  • @theeternalsuperstar3773
    @theeternalsuperstar3773 Год назад +3

    I just came inside from shoveling snow for 7 hours. Thanks Bo, I needed this!

  • @Zelein
    @Zelein Год назад +3

    Italy failing to secure supply or assist in North Africa is actual canon in the BCU. From multiple ports all over North Africa to not holding actual ports during a massive counter-offensive.
    It's like they say: When the Axis queue up, only two option exist: Capable Italy punching above its weight, or the actual soft underbelly of Europe.

  • @Tommy-qc4rj
    @Tommy-qc4rj Год назад +2

    Finland needs a terrain modifier for its lakes to be crossed, in winter, with a 25% attrition rate.
    At least then, if you click on the lake, and the tile over it, you can do a _historically accurate_ and actually _useful_ trick for fighting in one of the worst places to maneuvre through

  • @MichalisG1821
    @MichalisG1821 Год назад +2

    “We are a fucking living tragedy dude.”
    And so they were…

  • @Hatsuzu
    @Hatsuzu 7 месяцев назад +1

    This dankus guy always throws the game man

  • @joshtompkins1538
    @joshtompkins1538 Год назад +1

    Honestly, I thought this was a Golden episode from reading the intro. I was pretty shocked when Bo was playing Germany.

  • @allesarfint
    @allesarfint Год назад +1

    "So in this game the Axis didn't do too hot". Picture me surprised.

  • @ChadwickMann
    @ChadwickMann Год назад +1

    This is why I love Bo, he's the only one that doesn't lose his shit while he's, well, losing shit

  • @DarmanMI
    @DarmanMI Год назад +2

    The infamous port retreat bug the pain it inflicts is a constant in hoi

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming Год назад +2

    Imagine someone in these sessions choosing to play as Latvia

  • @raikaria3090
    @raikaria3090 Год назад +1

    I wonder who Germany is... I hear Gol... wait it's Bo? Snake of Denmark showing his own failure? Golden still lost.

  • @MrWeeseAChine
    @MrWeeseAChine Год назад +3

    “They called my Italy weak”

  • @bacon_1866
    @bacon_1866 Год назад +2

    You’ve seen Panzers Meet in Crete,
    Now get ready for Panzers Pinned in Finland

  • @theultimatepielord8697
    @theultimatepielord8697 Год назад +3

    Dankus is fucking greedier than Scrooge man

  • @CleonofAthens
    @CleonofAthens Год назад +2

    Glad to see Dankus' IQ gradually lowering each game he plays with you all.

  • @akseliloven5093
    @akseliloven5093 Год назад +8

    Cant wait to see Dankus not make video out of this cause he fucks up so much :D

  • @andrewschmidt6328
    @andrewschmidt6328 Год назад +1

    Studying for finals, 10/10 great background video. As always keep up the great Vids!

  • @calebalexanderwhite1601
    @calebalexanderwhite1601 Год назад

    Casual hio4 multiplayer
    Memes, Choas, Lack Of Sleep

  • @MrWeeseAChine
    @MrWeeseAChine Год назад +1

    Watching Boe suffer gives delight to my little blackened heart.

  • @joshuanaumowicz5115
    @joshuanaumowicz5115 Год назад

    7:23 Bo: musta been a “glitch”
    Also Bo: *clicks the button*

  • @jacksonstuff3524
    @jacksonstuff3524 Год назад

    "There's a lake?!" Is a new Top 10 quote

  • @TrenersLP
    @TrenersLP Год назад +4

    Honestly it's nice to see a losing side laughing about it and not screaming at each other

  • @neometallX
    @neometallX Год назад +2

    Germany: *Loses half of their tanks*
    Also Germany: LOS LOS LOS! Mehr Panzer!

  • @gent9358
    @gent9358 Год назад

    "HERR BO, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TANKS IN FINLAND!?"
    "KOMANDANT, THE ENEMY STRAT-REDEPLOYED A RIVER ON OUR POSITIONS!"

  • @CaptainRhodor
    @CaptainRhodor Год назад +4

    Never let it be said that Bo only posts his wins XD

  • @harrymoulton4358
    @harrymoulton4358 Год назад

    The part about the bunker and 20 tanks Divisions kills me 😆

  • @RedLogicYT
    @RedLogicYT Год назад

    DAMN THAT MAGINOT LINE TURNED INTO THE MAGINOT CROSSING 🤣

  • @shaggybottomtext8363
    @shaggybottomtext8363 Год назад +1

    Bokoen uploads on the day before midterms starts. What motivation! If Bo is with us no math test can stand against us!

  • @magni5648
    @magni5648 Год назад

    Okay, that cheeky stunt of buying all the US' oil while the war was already on was actually pretty funny.

  • @loonowolf2160
    @loonowolf2160 7 месяцев назад

    first dankus doing trolls with fleets and stuff, then bo doesn't see the lake gg

  • @amongstus4418
    @amongstus4418 Год назад +2

    They said my Italy was weak... (it was)

  • @Daltastar2012
    @Daltastar2012 Год назад

    6:37 looking at the battlestar pegasus thinking where did we go wrong

  • @aidenlarson9911
    @aidenlarson9911 Год назад +1

    0:01 basically just described what happened irl

  • @North-ESW
    @North-ESW Год назад +2

    not even 10 seconds in and golden is losing, great start!

  • @darthmoon01
    @darthmoon01 Год назад +3

    Honestly I'm getting sick of Dankus and his trolling. It's just to the point of bad form, as well as just tiring especially when you hear him in the background snickering.

  • @spaceiscool7856
    @spaceiscool7856 Год назад +1

    I was legit making monkey noises saying "oo-oo new Bo upload"

  • @Jacob-hx7kk
    @Jacob-hx7kk Год назад

    3:25
    Bo: "Don't listen to Kristoff! He's a fucking moron!"
    The derpiest Romaniaball I've ever seen: *Rarted noises*
    Gave me a sensible chuckle.

  • @fulcrum2951
    @fulcrum2951 Год назад

    Historically accurate with how germany makes SO MANY different types of afvs

  • @pickle2654
    @pickle2654 Год назад

    "it's not over till the fat lady sings and by God she is loud right now"

  • @elbeto191291
    @elbeto191291 Год назад

    I watched the lake in Finland scene live. Tbf to Bo I wasn't able to see there was a lake there until I saw the move arrows

  • @Weste88
    @Weste88 Год назад

    Bo playing germany is still my favourite scenario~

  • @Syrath101
    @Syrath101 Год назад

    They said my ability to get my allies encircled was WEAK.

  • @TricaGamer
    @TricaGamer Год назад +1

    8:30, tank is IN THE LAKE!

  • @Dorsidwarf
    @Dorsidwarf Год назад +1

    Bokoens natural enemies: Lakes

  • @fraginatrix
    @fraginatrix Год назад +2

    If you look closely, I think the lake was also covered by the airfield model, so that might have blocked your view, Bo.

  • @Vulcanus3231
    @Vulcanus3231 Год назад

    The utter incompetency this round haha

  • @hanzohattori4078
    @hanzohattori4078 Год назад

    I dunno why but reading that intro I thought "Bo is Germany isn't he", he larped the Tsar this game.

  • @robloxiangamer3763
    @robloxiangamer3763 Год назад

    you know its a good day when boe posts right after school!

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 8 месяцев назад

    Hitler assures the generals they can be supplied over the frozen lake.

  • @coatofarms4439
    @coatofarms4439 Год назад +1

    This is what it’s like on Shimmy/Golden’s perspective.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 Год назад +1

    *Bo can't read a map!*
    *Get dunked on, Bo Bros!*

  • @omegaalpha-th8mf
    @omegaalpha-th8mf Год назад

    "all we need to do is drive west and we are safe men!" proceds to look at the map and see a massive finnish lake- shoots self

  • @Groggers96
    @Groggers96 Год назад

    1:46 according to Wikipedia, Germany had "1,449 Panzer III tanks ready for combat" by the time operation Barbarossa commenced. So you had way more tanks by this point.

  • @garretreichenbach7777
    @garretreichenbach7777 Год назад

    Damn maybe dankus should play baseball instead he’s really good at throwing

  • @Tomoko_Kuroki888
    @Tomoko_Kuroki888 Год назад

    those tank divisions literally just stood there next to the ships and got butchered

  • @music-lv3dl
    @music-lv3dl Год назад

    Missed the opportunity to name it Panzerwaffle instead of Pazerwaffe

  • @Argentum_Rex
    @Argentum_Rex Год назад

    8:27 I can't stop watching that moment lol

  • @SealChonker
    @SealChonker Год назад

    Back to back Bokokoko video? Quite Based.

  • @rovert881
    @rovert881 Год назад

    Best quote “prepare the next failure”

  • @rorywilson3252
    @rorywilson3252 Год назад

    Bokoen heroically and bravely ending WW2 years prematurely

  • @leonardlopez4106
    @leonardlopez4106 Год назад

    It just isn't a hoi video if dankus doesn't throw. Also golden is the true channel support group for content

  • @Arthion
    @Arthion Год назад

    Classic Dankus not guarding ports..