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Lob Corp Presents: An Introduction to the Teth Abnormalities
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- Опубликовано: 14 янв 2024
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That employee basically won in life. Went back 10,000 years into the past and now can live a simple non-city life.
The thing is according to what it says in its detailed description, backwards clock actually sends everyone else back in time and the person who used it stays in that time.
@@Ashin1O3O call it creative liberty to make a harambe joke
@@tonreporch I’ll give you that no problem here. I just see a lot of people thinking the guy who used the machine goes back and wanted to share info. Loved the video though and I’m thinking of using it as a training video for my lobotomy corp dnd campaign for the players.
@@Ashin1O3Oits actually a very similar aberration of the BackwardsClock that has the opposite effect 🤓👆
Dongbaek would be proud
3:31
"Oh, and a sidenote: anyone who begins moaning, knocking their knees, or blushing while Sephirot Gebura admonishes them will be transferred to the Extraction Team."
“Oh and another sidenote: anyone who states that “tea is bad” in extraction team will immediately be sacrificed to one of the abnormalities to prevent Sephirot Bina from becoming angered”
you write that as if thats bad
Sooo how often does this happen
@@DJTHE0NE-o9g 5 times a week
@@adrianramos7690 and what’s gebs reaction especially the first time somebody “vocalized” in response to punishment
*Hears the music box*
*Immediately recognizes it*
*immediately loses 95% of sanity, currently depressed*
what's the music?
@@olivierluisin1790 🎵never gonna give you up never gonna let you down🎵
@@caellanmurphy4751🎵never gonna run around and desert you🎵
A long time ago, in a warm and dense forest lived three happy birds.
Little Bird decided to punish bad creatures with his beak.
Oh no not this tale
What Forest? There isn’t a “punishing bird” here, I think you need to heal some mental sanity maybe spend some time with one sin?
Wake up
Wake up
Wake up
Wake up
Wake up
Big Bird, with his many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird’s eyes could see very far, and things we can’t see.
@@slowbrofriend6526 one bro you mean? I saw him and the manager drink some coffee together.
Something something newborns with no memory are so innocent one sin becomes one bro
The whole employee POV scenes seem much cooler considering we have seen Lob Corp Employee POVs in Limbus UT3 stories.
This is so perfect!! Can’t wait for how much resentment will be for the queen of hatred! Like the tone will just shift to “and then… HER.” ❤
Unfortunately, though, QoH will be the first WAW to be covered as it goes by code (O-01-04), so we'd be starting with... HER.
"Don't let it's cute appearance full you. It craves the blood of our employees."
Today's Shy Look was the MVP for my first LobCorp run. I could level any stat for any employee simply by sending them in with the right timing. I'd usually have them move back and forth in front of the door, pause when the happy face is chosen, and send them in immediately. As long as they went inside in time, there was absolutely no risk.
As a bonus, it also made Justice especially easy to train, since I could spam it endlessly. Almost every new employee I added to the facility was trained with that abnormality - which led to a lot of very capable folks running around with skin masks.
Dude, same.
I find it funny how they said "we decided to up the budget" but the camera looks alot like it's been exchanged with something from the 1990s
The second I heard what music is playing on that music box my fingers tapped fast foward on instinct
Same
Also don't forget a lvl 2 employee benefits include
The manager may take care of you (that is unless they are a veteran. Generally newer managers may even remember your name)
And don't forget the higher your veterancy is the higer the chance of the manager "going back" to save you
(The "" marks may or may not reffer to a singularity)
(*Warning information including singularities is highly sensitive and may only be accesed by team captains and the manager)
FWD: From Tonrep,
Greetings employee,
As you have not yet met the status of team captain, you are in violation of your duties and responsibilities as a worker in this company. Please make your way to the control team, find containment T-09-85, and await further instruction.
-Yesod, Information Dept. Sephirot
Lcorp gregor when?
I could tell you the names of my 3 starting agents at all times
This also applies to most of the upper layer!
(I never hired all that many people)
(Rest in peace Jojo reference)
(Seriously they just generated a Jojo character somehow)
It's like a crappy pokerap that doesn't rhyme!
*Two Employees entre the Wall Lady's chamber*
#1: "DAYUM."
#2: "Steve, no!"
My theory on the Radio Signal is that it's broadcasting audio of a *really* bad war and people listening to it get PTSD. AN audio Cognitohazard.
I actually feel bad Fragment. It's description says it's genuinely attempting to communicate with us but fails to realize it's attempts hurt us.
Really bad war? Maybe… the smoke war?
@@thomaswang2223the 27th of march
I love this introduction to Abnorbalities. They chill and good at explaining the abnos. Kinda sad about no more extra comments from Porcher, but still happy he can live relatively easy now. Still got spooked after Army in Black announcement.
14:58 yuyuko called, she wants her tree back
TOUHOU MENTIONED
Oh this lil series looks nice
can't wait for you to cover the alephs
This series is a literal gold mine
And you found it
Congrats
For anyone who's curious as to how Punishing Bird works, since the video doesn't elaborate on it, allow me to explain:
Punishing Bird's best work is Insight, and has a Qliphoth Counter of 4. This counter has a chance of decreasing whenever an abnormality other than Punishing Bird is worked on. Once the counter reaches zero, Punishing Bird will escape and target a random employee anywhere in the facility, dealing very miniscule Red damage multiple times in slow succession to the target employee. After which, it will return to it's containment unit of it's own volition. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SUPRESS PUNISHING BIRD WHILE IT IS BREACHING UNLESS YOU HAVE BIG BIRD AND JUDGEMENT BIRD IN THE FACILITY AND ONE OF THEM IS AT RISK OF BREAKING CONTAINMENT. Attempting to supress Punishing Bird will cause it to enter an enraged state, where it will target the last employee that damaged it and attempt to use the maw in its chest to deal up to a whopping 1200 Red damage on the target, instantly killing them.
unless that employee is practically invincible to red damagge
@@sakura368 the best E.G.O armor available in the facility gives an employee 7.5x damage resistance against punishing bird
That isn't enough to save any employees, unless they have an hp of 160 or more
However is it noted that it is possible to supress punishing bird without casualty using either a ranged E.G.O weapon or the highest burst damage E.G.O weapon.
Do note that trying to obtain said weapon without the consent of the manager will lead to an immediate termination
Additional Note
Never let an employee with Black Swan's weapon try and take Punishing Bird's attacks.
Ppdoae is my favorite abnormality when it breaches because it just random bugs sometimes and gets stuck in one spot.
its so funny
can't wait for level 3 employee training tape
And lvl 5
"You're growing every day" I grow every time I have my scheduled meeting with my Sephirah
8:55 I KNEW IT I KNEW THIS WOULD TURN INTO AN ARG
i broke after reaching theresia's information, good job
I never let my audience down
Due to {}’s recent breach, the data on Punishing Bird is currently corrupted. The cliff notes version of this is that if you don’t work on it, it’ll probably get mad and want to escape. However, under any circumstances, do not attack. Unless you want to sacrifice yourself to get it back to containment earlier.
As I am currently a grunt in a adjacent department, I do not remember the corresponding work.
I will add this info to the level 2 employee training guide.
- Jacob, Welfare Department Level IV
I thought it escapes not because it is mad, but because it was bored
@@thomaswang2223 Haven’t been with this abnormality since I’m on the complete opposite end of the facility.
I hate and love how you managed to get a rick roll into this
8:55 little bird decided to punish bad creatures with its beak
It’s tiny beak was not painful enough to be considered a punishment so it tore out its own stomach the create a new mouth to devour all evil doers who enter the Black Forest
However it’s mouth was forever sewn shut
Oh no nit this tale
Ugh, as a level 5 employee listening to the level 2 employees mutter about a punishing bird is maddening, we don’t have a punishing bird I even overheard one planning to steal aleph gear what a mentally unstable group of employees, I might even tell one of the Sepirah about these incidents.
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What this golden necklace… it came from… Who cares it’s probably a coeicidence.
"All the employees shown in this video are trained actors..." PRESS X TO DOUBT
Man, Don Quixote could have used this training tape looking at her newest ID. This is definetly good work though, Hod should give you a bonus.
Give this guy some Enkephalin
all your stuff is criminally underrated, keep up the good work!
4:06 my sanity is now zero and I had the full DeCappo set
I swear I got literally Rick rolled by T-09-09 (Theresia). Such creative plot.
Employees are allotted small forms of distraction in O-01-12's containment chamber to curb side effects of boredom. Please, just let grandma tell her silly stories. Falling asleep will result in a bad work result, and doing so you will be reassigned to T-09-86 duty. We don't want that now, do we?
T'was very helpfull my friend! the fluffy one t'is mine favorite!
As a seasoned manager, it is nice to have quality training videos to get the new employees upto speed. Especially as my TT2 protocol is a little on the fritz and mep reps are unavailable.
this is a good guide to help the new employee's at lob corp, but you forgot to cover the hippopotamus abnormality
The what?
Alr this video's quality is good, it's like an actual introduction to the employess (and manager for a debrief in what to expect) on what what hell we're getting ourselves into
Been waiting for the sequel! Thank you!
4:02 aint no way jose, nobody noticed the RICK ROLL TUNE
I did 😭
This is so well done! I'm going to make all my friends watch this while I brainrot.
Gorgeous, there's already improvement. I wish you the best.
Would be cool if by each abno rank the instructors tone gets darker and more serious, and by the time you reach aleph hes a completely different guy
Edit: didint think id get an heart 2 months later
Hey Xai here…. I was looking through the Training tapes and noticed that the section on punishing bird seems to of been corrupted…. I swear more funding goes to those damned Rabbits than to our own employees..:.
Anyways some quick info on our favorite bird arguably the unofficial mascot of the company! (Don’t tell ms Angela I said that.)
Anyways punishing bird or small bird has four counters to its Quilpoth deterrence that raise through good works and lower whenever other abnormalities are visited or bad work is preformed.
When that counter hits zero the bird will flutter its way outside of its containment unit and it will proceed to peck at panicking employees or whoever is close by.
If you see the bird outside of containment inform a team captan and let it do its thing.
If you are being pecked at by the birb just treat it as though it’s a more friendly bee. Offer it some pets or a treat!
Whatever you do *DONT ATTACK THE BIRB!*
When provoked Punishing bird will retaliate by opening its stomach and swallowing whatever is in-front of it whole.
Same thing applies to a certain Wav class abnormality’s EGO… it’s sure to be covered In the next tape and if not… then I will just do it myself regardless of the risks…
So long as no one figures out where I work or who I am I should be fine! Xai out!
Oh right… instinct or attachment works are often the best… but you really can’t go wrong everything but repression. Don’t repress the birb… it doesn’t like that.
It may be obious but extra Info, If you Let the Bird With the Scale and bandadged eyes with the Big bird with many eyes, and the Punishing bird breach a Not so Good surprise will appear. it has a Reward if you manage to supress the surprise.
Sounds like something worth investigating… Perhaps later whenever I have time. Wait… how am I even getting… is my connection being monitored? Might have to make these little tidbits scarce…
crazy it will DEFINETLY be useful for me
this is odly high quality and should have way more likes
Bruh the employees will hear it, think it's good and panic they got rick rolled
9:05 *can anyone hear me? Please dont let the three birds meet or else IT will come...please DONT LET THEM OUT!*
5:48 average COD lobby with vc turned on:
12:10 "Eaten My Meat Lantern". What an interesting typo...
god I love these videos so much
"All this abnormality wants is for their stories to be heard."
"Up next we have- *gag*...god damn.."
"F-01-18"
Its funny how you just, stopped lol
I... I need to let the birds out, they want to go back to their dusty black forest and I'll help them, I'll steal some aleph armor and let them all out...
Yknow the manager can listen to your messages… are you sure you are mentally sane? You seem to be muttering about a Black Forest?
@@slowbrofriend6526probably talking of the forest from some other district, don’t mind mind him
@@StarboundTerrarian… Still this employee is thinking about stealing ALEPH gear! That has to be against Lob Corp policy.
@@slowbrofriend6526 just give him some cardboard cutout of a weapon and say it belonged to a aleph, for all he knew it could have been from the fear of papercuts.
@@StarboundTerrarian. . . Are level 2 employees really that dumb. . . Probably.
LETS GO THERE IS ANOTHER ONE
Greatest rickroll i have ever heard
Woo! loving this series 👍
It concerns me that I just realized that Ppodae has tattoos on its arms similar to what you'd find from the Middle
4:05 IM SO GOD DAMN MOD
0:32 cap alert major cap alert!!
What is a Qlipoth?.. What is... Where am i? I think im lost...
Shhhh don’t worry, just think of the bunnies.
5:00 GOD DAWM -guy making these
4:02 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!
Been waiting for that, amazing!
Dangit! Rick rolled by Project Moon!
Question, who is filming these tapes? I'm assuming it's not a Sephirah or A, 'cuz you introduce yourself as Tonrep. Maybe it's a high level employee...?
I wonder who note person V2 is gonna be.
the rick roll, bro
Still no hod huh... Say, what the hell happened to my employee file? Says my stats went down? Maybe I should talk with the info department...
AND WHO THE HELL IS STILL PLAYING THAT DAMN ELEVATOR MUSIC???
Yeeees Lobotomy Corporation video!
Just realised that the abnormality difficulty levels are the first few letters of the Hebrew alphabet, cool i guess?
4:03 instant -100% sanity
cant wait for waw and aleph
Peak as usual
I don’t give a shit what are mottos is my motto is no man left behind - most sane manager
Yeeeeeeeees finally more funny training, hell yeaaah
This is a confession that I’m going to make here because I want to and I think you’ll find it cool. I actually look Roland from library of Runa. Which also means I kind of look like Ayin. but not as much
So I guess this is founder approved
oh come on... I got rickrolled by an abnormality?
Waiting for the next
Thank you welfare
I felt myself taking mental damage from Theresia
1:33 That's not entirely true actually, the amount of energy lost from non-attended meltdown doesn't increase on a day-to-day basis; the only thing that affects the amount of energy you lose is the Qlipoth Meltdown Level - the higher the level is, the more energy missed Meltdown will take
One sin this is amazing, Will you have stuff like a sephirah Department training tapes?
I can't confirm exactly what the future will hold. I can tell you that there is plenty of content that can be made
5:00 WHAT.
Even though *The Shoes* wasn't mentioned... That's probably for the best they are in a branch facility.
Oh...? What's that? There are a type of shoes abno in this one? Eh, I'm sure they're not that bad.
more
YES
anybody who watched this video over 4 minutes got rick rolled
Manager, I keep hearing whispers saying things like “trapped here” or “free us” whenever I enter punishing bird’s containment unit. Is that normal?
Who's containment?
I have memories of another world and have a weird very light magnetic effect. What are the benefits of willingly entering containment?
We've never had a volunteer before. We can set you up in the extraction department. The sephirot there will be very intrigued to hear about you
@@tonreporch I am withholding any and all information regarding my location before I am informed about work conditions.
Wait this isn't Vault-Tec representation tape
5:01
Dear Tonrep
Your reaction to F-01-18 is greatly unapproved of by management, we recommend one of 2 things, either one works.
Choice 1: Visit the Discipline department sepirah, and let them “Take care of You”,
Choice 2: get put into “We can change anything”,
There was a third option involving THAT pink slimes containment,but we removed it due to it being considered not possible to any sane mortal, but seriously, don’t do that again or I will quit.
Greetings Management,
Hopefully, these email finds you well.
Every concern you've made has been addressed, including the unprofessional colloquial terms used to describe the abnormalities in a counseling email.
Let's refer to them using their identification numbers from this point moving forward.
Please contact me again if the issue persists.
May your day be bright in this facility.
Es Aeternus
Very Respectfully,
Tonrep
90% sure Qliphoth is pronounced clip-pot. not that I should be correcting a company who's whole naming basis is on Hebrew.
4:10
I see what you did there you sly bastard)
Dear Manager,
What am I wearing and attacking with, genuinely? A "riot suit" made out of cut skin and a spear that looks like its been drawn out of crayons.
My face feels TERRIBLE with this mask on and I look so stupid with these ram, sheep or goat (?) ears on.
Warm Regards,
Leeseungeun, Your Amicable Level II in the Information Team.
I feel like welfare department only exists so lob corp doesn’t go bankrupt from being “too evil” or something
Uhhhhhh the thumbnail
Who is that in the thumbnail?
@@DJTHE0NE-o9g Ishmael
@@tonreporch thank you don’t ask why I need to know 👍
@@tonreporch my search history is in dismay my body isn’t the same and you are to blame. Thank you
4:05 STEVEN UNIVERSE??
@@Ahsokjndibijhdbdijbsos dawg what do u meaaaan
@@tonreporchOOPS I meant theresia
Porch died boo womp
me after the lobotomy
xd
Man these vids are suck high quality