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- Опубликовано: 5 июн 2024
- Theo Von gives a man who's afraid to propose to his girlfriend a taste of the single life.
About Man Up:
In MAN UP, an unscripted comedy series, Theo brings his real life mentorship of the emasculated male to the small screen, as he offers and executes unorthodox AND sometimes unwanted solutions to help these dudes find their alleged missing manhood. 
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"we were semen, look how far we've come"
that's wisdom bro
420 likes, nice
I was gonna like your post but its at 420
“Look how far we’ve cum” bars!!!!
Gang
A true master of word play! 💪
“Here’s the thing: she hated me before I got here, she’ll hate me later. I conversated, so I won.”
This is the best pick up advice I’ve ever heard
Neil strauss right there
Jesus
he said "When I go to bed tonight, I'll still have her voice in my ear..."" 💀🤣🤣
@@hylabrookbooks a bit of hyperbole but he made his point lmao
the comment about your just semen "what?!" "your semen, im semen and see how far we cum" kinda teeter totters on dumbass and genius lol
"He has ED, But he makes up for it with his hands, his great grand father was a pianist" DEAD AF
😂😂😂
"I'm not a harassment person"
-Theo Von
Like butter.
“If you see me struggling to breath you know what’s up.”
So I think it went ok.
LuckyBookProduction Breathe*
Just know your the dude that corrects grammar on things like social media platforms and RUclips We now know studies show nobody likes a grammar snob - So shut the fuck up..mmk thanks.
@Drew Nichols... shut the fuck up Drew, and use correct grammar.
❤
we arranged to meet you out here by this ledge
Hahahaha that was my first thought!! Haha scrolled down to see if I was the only one
Hilarious!
Just do push him off it !
That made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
100% accurate representation of trying to talk to women at a bar.
Really? I’ve never had that happen before
"being single is all about little wins" damn aint that the truth
"I got adult asthma, you got it? Was hoping we have the same diseases."
Its nice that you can repeat lines we all heard already
cliche response to cliche is cliche
Commenting on a cliche response is passé ;)
Works erytime
I can't stop laughing
Just discovered Theo Von about a month ago. Been on a Theo binge every since.
Every
Same as fuck brodie.!
Same exact situation right now bro lol
He’ll take ya down bruh. He’s my spirit animal.
He let me wear the fighter and the kid belt at his show last September. XD
"Not enough Tippy Tappy in that Drippy Drappy"
🙌🏽
🤣
underrated out of pocket theo line
“If you see me struggling to breath you know what’s up”
My God Lmao
"You're fine, Bro you're big semen, I'm big semen dude, we were semen, look how far we've come. You got this." Theo Von dropping real Wingman bombs.
Mutton Wolf see how far we've cum*
Mutton Wolf lol for real, if that doesn't pump u up idk what will
those LA lion ladies eat cocaine instead of meat lol
Inspired by smokingcigs23 on instagram
That moment was hilarious.
"He has a little bit of erectile dysfunction, but he makes it up with his hands. His great-grandfather was a pianist." Oh my god this show is the best. I'm dying here.
Grey Ang That was one of the funniest lines ive ever heard. The fact that he kept adding "hes italian" was genius
My favorite line
Listen man. Theo is spittin straight facts. “Only sharks are comfortable in these waters man”
Watching this again a year later when I'm single, this video actually makes a lot of sense. Theo always talks like he's fucking around but there's a sprinkle of truth in every sentence.
It's just depressing. I feel ya...
It's good to see more of this guy. He's actually dope.
This guys been going hard for awhile , you just got to know where to look
Theo? Hes been out in these streets bruh
aye XL These skits are great, but he really shines on podcasts. He might be the naturally funniest off the cuff dude I've ever heard.
dy120481 ... agreed!
He’s the shit. The dark arts are getting noticed finally. Onward.
Tippy tappy in that drippy drappy lmao
ShworldStar _ I fail to understand why people make these "comments" which are just regurgitations of the episode or series WE ALL JUST WATCHED?!?! Just like the comment, "First". Wow. No one cares. And I mean you no malice. Just a question.
Zane Addington
Lol you're the most butt hurt person trying to act like they're not butt hurt that i've ever seen.
Maybe because people like to give feedback to the creator on what part they think is funny ya stick in the mud.
Well obviously I'm butthurt, hence the no malice part of that statement. I was just saying why not find a better way to support content creators rather than just spewing lines that they themselves are very familiar with. Hope you a wonderful weekend.
Zane Addington
Change your name to passive aggressive
Jay Cub Will do.
It's crazy Theo's so funny that every comment section has literally every thing he said and does in quotes and i end up reading them all before i get to actually hear him say the jokes lol
LikeFather LikeSon same
Literally why I don't read comments before watching a video with him in it feel like it ruins it
Sometimes you have to read the comments to know whether you should watch the whole thing or not
@@shadynumbers8561that's just weird. And a waste...
"That's Tasty Jimmy?.."
"Yeah Tim.. he's Italian."
😂😂😂
Theo Von the heart of a lesbian and the mane of a Lion! We need more Von Gang Gang!
Von gang gang? Dude ur better than that
808123 sd Some people just are straight up retarded.
I keep telling yall, THEO VON IS A NATIONAL TREASURE! Protect this man at all costs!
I think he's probably fine. With a mullet like that, I'm sure he's hiding phalanx guns and missile launchers under it.
Murica!
He's probably next on yt ban list after vox is targeting Rogan and other so called 'al-right figures'.
Theo! Theo! Theo!
@George Walker
I'm not sure you understand. A man's rifle is his wife. Of course it goes in the passenger seat!
Still relevant
“Here’s the thing, she hated me before she got here, she’ll hate me later...” 😂
Theo von is so quick witted it always gets me hahaha
Theo is hilarious. Do yourself a favor and follow his podcast.
im pretty sure u listen to podcasts, not follow them, js
No
Just discovered him a few weeks ago. Been binging on his stuff, can't believe he's been going on for years under the radar.
There is no tommorow! There is no tommorow!!!
theJIVETURKY you subscribe homie. You subscribe. #ganggang
Tippy Tappy in that Drippy Drappy, the man is a goddamn poet.
Matt was wearing the Dexter kill shirt on his night out haha
Exactly.
That poor guy just got tricked into a long term commitment and giving up half of his wealth. Theo assassinated this dude's life
billiondollardan nah, Theo fast forwarded his life. He would have broken up with her for a chance at the single life again, failed hard (as shown), and then come crawling back on one knee.
It is dumb to rush into a serious commitment with someone when you're not ready but also dumb to live the single life when it takes you a lot of effort to get laid (and you have some options for relationships) or you're the type that becomes a sad hermit when not in a steady relationship.
Get that hitta boiiii!
Uppity Sombitch #SuperVillain ㅗ
agree theo #2 comic after bill burr!! this guy though his woman ugly kinds, sorry! but he making and awesome looking video game!! if sold which should like stardew valley guy made his game alone its fun!!! but the woman gonna take this dudes serious gaming money!! fuck marriage!! seriously!! what is the point?????
if you see me strugglin to breath you know whats up.
I played the shit out of "Streets of Rogue" a few years ago and it's really weird seeing the dev randomly on this random RUclips video I clicked on.
It was made in 2017
ICY PROFITS which would be a few years ago?
True, awesome game he should be more confident
“His great-grandfather was a pianist” Theo has the BEST lines
I wish this wasn't a scripted show.. I would totally watch Theo Von doing a real version of this!
Coral Reefer it says unscripted in the description tho
I agree - that “mother henning” line was definitely unscripted tho 😂
The bobby lee one didn’t look too scripted
I feel like Theo is definitely unscripted in this lol
I think it’s half and half but he’s definitely got something he has to follow
I have a slight feeling . That he didn’t want to marry this broad
stevepartime jobs they should follow-up.in 6 months with the divorce
Butterface!!
nope only wanted her after he saw another man with her. its not love. its possesion
let me be your pappy!!! Dem tatties
I have a slight feeling that this is set up
*"He makes up for it with his hands, his Grandpa was a Pianist".*
"You can't name another animal that can do that. Unless it's a blind animal." 😂
4:24 "I'm not a harassment person", hahah
I often say this very clear and loudly when I'm around women.
Theo is the best, one of the best comedians around currently in my opinion!
Best podcast guest hands down. His stand up comedy is less tbh.
I wouldnt say hes the best but he's definitely by far my favorite at the moment
Theo the funniest guys on planet earth, but not so much his stand-up game.
"He makes up for it with his hands, his grandfather was a pianist" 💀💀🤣
“Why am I qualified? Because I have a gender neutral haircut” 😂💀
9:25
"That...that's Tasty Jimmy?"
"Yeah, that's him. He's Italian."
Haha. Keeps mentioning that he's Italian.
He's good with his hands..
His grandfather played piano..
Poor guy... biggest mistake was buying the damn ring in the first place...
00:58 Eyes straight to the milk bags 😂
Im dead watched it 4 times
Very lovely
And her face right after lol
As someone who grew up in the south, I lost my shit over that "Laur-en" joke.
GET IN THERE!!
HAHAHA YES
Ive decided Theo’s the funniest person i never knew about. Eveything he says is so absurd 😂
Theo is so ingenious in his delivery..truly a one of a kind comic! My favorite
"We are semen, look how far we've come." I'm dead
Theo is my bruh from some other muh.
Bo Henderson this made me laugh a good bit
Bo Henderson 😒
Theo is my bruh from another puhh
coonass?
Nice!! LoL
"His great-grandfather was a pee-annist."
Cam x Cam lol yea his pronunciation are hilarious.. peedio philes 😂😂😂
That is the correct pronunciation actually...
This actually made me so happy and smile so much, I kept expecting a sad or suprise funny ending but it turned out perfect I actually love this
The fainting thing and struggling to breathe was so damn funny. Theo is the man! I'm so happy I just found him recently. So much great content.
Theo Von is such a silly goose. This a great idea for a show.
Theo is hilarious.
I feel like he should be way more popular than he is.
sixburgh64ss he has to compete with the millions of other people trying to become famous
He's on his way to the big$$
sixburgh64ss - well you posted this comment about one year ago and I think it’s safe to say in that year since has Theo blown up to where you thought he should be. He’s funny AF!
He’s definitely one of the fastest rising stars in comedy right now
@@cryptoconan pretty sad 3 years later and Theo is still hilarious, but his stuff really hasn’t gone anywhere besides the podcasts
"No time like the present, guy."
Great advice from Theo Von.
You can tell he knew that was forced on him by her and she still acted surprised 😂
Bruh, I'm dying. At 3:28 he starts wobbling when he's laughing. That is the most awkward laugh I have ever seen.
Its a nervous laugh bro chill
Yeah he wobbled a lot there. Super awkward
Lmao shoulder shimmy of nervousness
Lol funny too how theo sees it and plays it off
This guy belongs on the big bang theory cast
"Yeah, Tim. He's Italian... I didn't want to show you this." I really want to see a version of a Christmas Carol with Theo playing the Ghost of Christmas Present
Man theo is a badass that he overcame addiction and got back into comedy godspeed! Mad respect, he is hilarious af!
Theo is so damn honest about himself and his flaws. Respect.
Theo "gender neutral hair" Von...
Nice to see comedians on cc that are actually funny!
Rep the south bruh!
Jasmine Wood I
SOUTH
Have you watched his story on "This is not happening" think his story is entitled "me and Darrell Starwberry".. if you haven't seen do you self a favor and watch it's great one of my favorites from the show
Jasmine Wood only posers say bruh
“You see me strugglin’ to breathe you know what’s up.” HAHAHA
One of the most painful things ive ever sat through, thank you
Theo is a savage. His jokes are sometimes so subtle but super funny!
ahhhh "he's got a lil bit of ED, but he makes up for it with his hands"
his grandfather was a pianist. hahahaha
I died. He's brillant
Kinda like me, but instead of ED it's stamina. And instead of making it up with my hands, it's my tongue lol 🤣 Whatever works right?
Is this supposed to be a commentary on how people settle into commitments for fear of loneliness? I can't tell
For me it's the opposite
I still can’t tell if this was a sketch or serious but it was hilarious
Bring this series back!
I can't wait for more episodes
I'm so happy my boy Von is getting some real stuff going on. Glad to see him do more
I've never in my life seen that many hot chicks in a bar
so great dude!
THESE MAN UP EPISODES ARE THE BEST! KEEP DOING THEM. THEO IS THE BEST
best show, keep them coming...........
This needs to be a show. Comedy central is insane for passing this up.
"a new piece of pwassay !" lol
“Some of the same issues and diseases” lmao
One of the best podcasters and young comedian.
We need more of these Theo !!!
We need more theo soo authentic... it's beautiful
Squidbilly with a soul patch
MrCoyzer
BRUH.
"DON'T TOUCH THE TREEEYIM!"
If you see me struggling to breathe you know wassup
Thanks tasty jimmy your taking one for the team bud!
This was actually really good. As always theo
Burnt Chrysler is fat
Burnt kuntcher is on track for the type 2
Bort Chisslers can’t afford a Lambo like a water champ can
You’re not wrong..
I’m more concerned about his drinking problem.
Dan Sol's FUCK! Bark Chowder needs to find his passenger and stop coming over later for moose soup!
So this was a weird advertisement for streets of rogue?
its a metaphor of how people who play his games look like in puchi hunt mode, ya know
“ I’m still in community college “ 😂
There’s an odd truth in Theo’s line about being single; it really is about small wins here and there and that no one else would think twice about😂😂😂
nothing pisses me off like mother hennin
Commmmonnnnnnn!
Hey man, didn’t expect to see you here!! Your channel rocks!!!
Love your vids!
I seem to find you everywhere 😂
I. Don't. Understand.
Hit those like buttons, 3,2,1 hit those like buttons
these are hilarious yet eye opening.
This is awesome!
Theo von top 5
Gang Gang.
Onward
"Last night I broke into your house…"
hahahahahahahaha
I cant stop laughing this was magical theo is hilarious
Theo needs to film more of these. Onward
honestly he's going to get divorced in like 4 years.
she was eating him alive lol
Honestly, he's an actor.
Honestly just because nobody wants you doesn’t mean his marriage is going to fail just because you decide it will. Plus he’s probably an actor.
They would be together but he would be drained with low testosterone (because she would intrude and dominant every part of his life).
No way I would take shit off her
Matt is terrifyingly relatable.
I also love Streets of Rogue.
Theo’s the best comedian out there!!
Everybody a gangssta until "Tasty Jimmy" pulls up
Did you know hes Italian