solution is to be a grade a stoner like me and just be high all the time while playing tarky 3 wipes (played decently), 1600h, and got max traders either twice or three times
look when Aqua gets shot he goes into full "cockroach when the lights turn on" brain mode and just runs in random directions usually into objects or corners because his brain just screams DANGER RUN RUN RUN RUN. Totally normal gameplay
It's crazy seeing you come this far, I still remember when you were amazed by finding the golden TT in one of your earlier tarkov videos. It's been quite the journey, and here's to many more!
@@MBDieselFreak "Aqua is allergic to learning anything new" FTFY throwback to "nah im not watching a fucking video on how to kill the rogues" "man how do you kill the rogues i need the quests"
aqua is unable to take in new information so he forgets the range finder even exists beyond it being on top of the gun. Guarantee he has 0 idea you can get one that a special equipment item
Not only does Aqua eat food of the floor like charlie, but he also looks, sounds and with the way he play tarkov, thinks like him too... that being said...... TOOL RULES......
Accent switch was freaking hilarious, made me laugh so hard that I pooped my pants even tho I'm a Timmy who already had pooped his pants after one raid on Customs
21:37 we have here an example of a man who's played for literally like 5 or 6 wipes, and STILL panics and absolutely botches a non issue situation, by literally running in circles around a small piece of sheet metal truly the brightest in the room
I literally carry my glock 22 and 26 with mags in my irl Pelican Kappa container. I literally had no idea my Pelican vault 100 looks EXACTLY like kappa 😂
It’s must do quest. Nothing says self inflicted pain like doing light house over and over to get that quest done. That’s why I went bear this time around.
*takes a sidearm "guys i just assumed there wasn't a third guy" bro why are you even assuming? :DDD just take out your sidearm, that is the exact reason you brought it lmfao
3:05, Now i'm thinking of that video where its the entire LOTR Fellowship but every time they take a step they play that scene. Shame they took that down. It was a fantastically terrible way to waste 9 hours.
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A beer sponsor is actually the perfect fit for this game, we all end up alcoholics eventually after enough Tarky
it’s funny because it’s true. Lately I actually don’t even want to play this game unless I’ve got a buzz on, lol
solution is to be a grade a stoner like me and just be high all the time while playing tarky
3 wipes (played decently), 1600h, and got max traders either twice or three times
I was a alcoholic before I played Tarky, so there!!
Amazing how he was “surrounded” by 2 scavs and decided his best course of action was to run in circles with no cover. Peak aqua gaming
look when Aqua gets shot he goes into full "cockroach when the lights turn on" brain mode and just runs in random directions usually into objects or corners because his brain just screams DANGER RUN RUN RUN RUN. Totally normal gameplay
Yo i just realized, Aqua is the Dora The Explorer equivalent for Tarkov "How far is that" "Guys, did he see me?"
It's crazy seeing you come this far, I still remember when you were amazed by finding the golden TT in one of your earlier tarkov videos. It's been quite the journey, and here's to many more!
has anything changed?
i bet this man plays the same or worse as back when he started 😂😂
regressive learning at its finest
15:08 aqua didnt see the man running along the wall
Facts I saw his ass right away
I missed it the first time too had to rewatch after seeing this
Drinking a voodoo ranger while watching this video.
Strokin my shit too, and there's nothing you can do about it.
🧐☝️🤦🏻
i fw this comment
strokin it crazy style bro
"stroking my shit too" is an objectively hilarious sentence, thanks
Use the beer as lube
Lighthouse is one of those maps where you only find scavs if you're looking for players and only find players if you're looking for scavs.
Is Aqua allergic to the range finder or something? The amount of times I've heard this man say "How far away is that?" is incredible
He’s probably like me and forgot the button that lets you use it
@@arealbigboss you can bind it in raid, i just bind it to 9 or 0
Aqua is allergic to learning anything new in Tarkov whatsoever.
@@MBDieselFreak "Aqua is allergic to learning anything new" FTFY
throwback to "nah im not watching a fucking video on how to kill the rogues"
"man how do you kill the rogues i need the quests"
aqua is unable to take in new information so he forgets the range finder even exists beyond it being on top of the gun. Guarantee he has 0 idea you can get one that a special equipment item
That "yeah yeah keep saying that" was pretty dang funny
I'm always down to watch the entire John Wick franchise
15:07 you see a PMC run along the wall at the bottom of the scope. kinda hard to see cause it's dark but I caught the movement
Imagine being one of aqua’s old classmates and seeing the kid who ate food off the floor now make a living from playing video games, nuts.
Man aqua has been trying to kill the rouges for the last 4 days! Finally it’s finished!!!! Yippie
15:08 a thick pmc sprints across aquas scope without him realizing.
Aqua taking on a 3man with a bolt action instead of a 5.7 was so aggravating to watch but this is why I watch lol
Not only does Aqua eat food of the floor like charlie, but he also looks, sounds and with the way he play tarkov, thinks like him too...
that being said......
TOOL RULES......
15:08 pmc running by the wall at the bottom XD
Aqua is the only person i know who will get aggressive with a bolt action instead of pulling back.
its like hes trying to noscope scavs in mw2
John Wick 1 & 4 were the best. Also, love the Voodoo ad. Hilarious, but so true.
Accent switch was freaking hilarious, made me laugh so hard that I pooped my pants even tho I'm a Timmy who already had pooped his pants after one raid on Customs
aqua is straight gamin this wipe and I'm here for it
I love voodoo ranger for supporting aqua. Even if IPA's are the worst beer.
18:50 aqua whyyyyyy. not even required for Kappa
7:10 - 7:19 is so beautiful
Cleanest one tap I’ve seen
Fighting rogues on Lighthouse is only ok at night so they dont laser you from 1km away
Get drunk! - voodoo ranger 🥴👍
Happy birthday aqua
What’s crazy for me is that during this video 2, count them, 2, separate Nissan Rogue advertisements played
it ain’t his main channel, he don’t care about views, this is for the the dedicated few
Aqua should play with Juiceman Leprous. They are both family men.
If you’re on lighthouse might aswell check all those vpx and virtex spawns in the little village
I feel like I’m in a alternate reality where aqua is ahead of me in quest
holy smokes, never been this early. thank you for the entertainment aqua
21:37 we have here an example of a man who's played for literally like 5 or 6 wipes, and STILL panics and absolutely botches a non issue situation, by literally running in circles around a small piece of sheet metal
truly the brightest in the room
The tony hawk noise lmfao
whats the song he was playing ingame?
Favorite person to watch play tarkov, he’s just too relatable.
15:08 they missed a juice man
Gonna have to buy 1 or 10 voodoo rangers
I’m very jealous of bear needing to kill 20 usecs. It took me like 50-60+ pmc kills to get 20 bears
I literally carry my glock 22 and 26 with mags in my irl Pelican Kappa container.
I literally had no idea my Pelican vault 100 looks EXACTLY like kappa 😂
2 million roubles. He’s improving by so much!
The twitch link for Halfps links to a guy with 9 twitch followers is this the same guy?
www.twitch.tv/xhalfpsx (corrected link)
Fuck that: I'm drinking irresponsibly
If I ever meet Aqua I’m immediately dropping food on the floor and forcing him to eat it
he is on to something here
this man really said tool sucks. i can’t believe this man
lol agua dying to the mine while jumping
Missed the PMC at 15:09
At this point it's actually not a silly question to ask if Aqua can swim.
Which scope is that Aqua using, please piss boys?
@@iB_pOpN TY
I just cracked open a voodoo ranger juice force ipa. nice..
All hail to the pickle boy
Nails! NAils! nAILs! NaILS! naiLS!
Aqua! Use a range finder!
"Am I not allowed to have fun?" - after complaining each time he died.
Nobody told him you dont need the 20 BEAR/USEC kills quest for Kappa?
It’s must do quest. Nothing says self inflicted pain like doing light house over and over to get that quest done. That’s why I went bear this time around.
I bet Aqua would be friends with the kid who used to eat glue sticks and tug one off in my highschool.
Is that Wilsonator?
Aqua sounds exactly like that
They should add raiders who assault the rouge camp. Would be cool as fuck
Is aqua doing increasing recoil builds wtf 😂
crazy how aqua still loots like a sloth 7 wipes later
im gonna buy a voodoo drink now
*takes a sidearm
"guys i just assumed there wasn't a third guy"
bro why are you even assuming? :DDD
just take out your sidearm, that is the exact reason you brought it lmfao
bro when you are up on rocks you dont need to aim that high start with top of helm always
aqua still refuses to learn the rouges simulator
3:05, Now i'm thinking of that video where its the entire LOTR Fellowship but every time they take a step they play that scene. Shame they took that down. It was a fantastically terrible way to waste 9 hours.
Snow been gone fora minute
I agree about John wick. I think 4 is best
esa publicidad toda depresiva xd
An AlsoAqua video in these trying times…
You’d think he’d have better game sense by now
Hello Aqua you look very handsome today and with no gout
AQUA GOT SPONSERED BY VOODOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO
He's been sponsored by them for like 2 years lol. "No code, just drink it."
Haven’t watched the vids in a while how in the damn hell does aqua have 2 mil
Aqua this is the last time you make fun of tool. Creed could never sit in their shoes. Im going to go ponder the spiral now.
Ahhh shabangbang
BSG compensates bad AI with perfect accuracy and it’s not a good trade
I liked it.
perfect for poopoo time
Aqua is heckin' adorbs
LETS FUCKING GO
aqua trying into sniping is just painfull to watch
Why doesn’t he ever zoom in with his scopes?
I think the 1st half of John Wick 3 was peak for the series, but the second half falls off. Still solid though.
Why is there still anow
God aqua you not listening saying you had a good vantage point gave me brain rot
I have a good vantage point.....
How is your game still snowing?
use your brain and you'll figure it out
he just downloaded a cheat thats all clearly thats why
IPA beer tastes like cat pee
I was here!
Day 39 Again Of Marking My Daily Traditional Sessions Of Watching AlsoAqua
Milk
Don’t drink IPA, it’s not a manly beer.
put the gun on single fire wtf
Half PS
imagine not taking out the pistol
also how tf you gunna finish punisher before rogue kills, US servers are weird
Player scavs on lighthouse are completely broken this wipe.
God i hate scav mains
All he needs to do is zero in for the easiest kills ever :(