BIlly the SMall Bong thorton from india for some reason I really like that comment. If I see a comment section filled with quotes I will use that. Cheer
"Sir we've just been attacked from the West!" "Dammit, I thought we could've trusted Portugal." "We're not being attacked by Portugal, sir." "Well who is it?" "Ireland" "WHAT?"
I meant 'WWII ending' as in when the entire Axis surrendered, not just when the German Reich surrendered. On Wikipedia, it says WWII ended on 2nd September 1945, and in this play through the Axis surrendered on 3rd September 1945.
I invaded the UK as germany with 95 paratroopers divisions, ONE PER FUCKING PROVINCE!!! The person playing as the UK raged so much, it was hillarious because he capitulated in under a week. XD
@Joseph Walsh ok I can tell u to shut up because I'm Irish and from Cavan and true communism has never been achieved socialism has but have you lived through the troubles
Ireland doesn't even protect its own airspace, it's economy relies on being a tax haven for rich arseholes, the only "United Ireland" likely to ever exist is one under the monarchy.
On Christmas 1937, all the spaniards were having a wonderful time being with their families, when all of a sudden, a siren went off. A soldier had spotted a submarine and convoys off the northern coast of spain. Was it the English, French, or even Portugal? No..... It was the I R I S H.
just imagne in the future some historian says: hey, remember that time ireland conquered spain and the UK? Other historian: Oh yeah, i remember that...
Literally every challenge that involves taking out a single nation: Taureor: *literally goes out of his way to kill a different nation and take out an entire continent before actually doing the challenge* Ex. Argentina getting las malvinas
Heres a challenge: *Rule Brittania* Mod: Road to 56 Ideology: Monarchy Histroical AI, No Factions (You cant invite anybody) You need to annex former colonies (USA,), Ireland, Normandy (thanks dragonlight) and Brittany, BUT youre only allowed to naval invade (That means you can attack them after you naval invaded them) enemies so if the German Reich attacks you you need to D-Day them even though you have Britanny. Bonus: Get Naval superiority and destroy the axis fleet.
Sprastras I can’t tell if this is a joke if it is I apologize in advance if it isn’t he didn’t have enough dockyards to do 15 but he preassigned them instead
I remember one of my first times playing hoi4 I was playing as Ireland and by doing nothing just waiting for ww2 to end, after ww2 in the peace conference I was able to get most of germany and I think some other states but, idk I remember taking Germany
Usually after taking Spain as a smaller country I puppet low factory areas to take advantage of their immense manpower. But otherwise a great video dude
Ireland could have the potential to take some Spanish villages in 1940 because they used alot of English equipment that they confiscated from English soldiers , with proper guidance they would be able to take many lands
As an Irishman, this is the very first thing Ive done in every single Paradox game ive ever played lol. Europa Universalis, Crusader Kings, Hearts Of Iron et al. I wholeheartedly approve.
Challenge: Play as People Republic of China, stay communist and reunite all the China under the one Flag, communist flag. You have to annex: Sinkiang, Tibet, Xibei San Ma, China, Guangxi Clique, Manchukuo, Mengkukuo, Shanxi, Yunnan. And if you want you can occupie coastal citys from allies. You can join comintern. You have to do all of this until the end of 1949. (No mods that add PRC focus tree). Gl
“Ooo he got a new trait, what is that.... division recovery rate, very useful! Also...” 7:36 What would you do with a drunken sailor what would you do with a drunken sailor early in the mornin!
As soon as Scotland breaks free fuckin swoop in there, retake the north, release cornwall,wales and the isle of man, before annexing the UK to build up Ireland into a great power.
Grow up ffs, there's no cold blood between the two nations whether you like it or not. The queen has formally apologized for their sins and the two nations are good friends, again, whether you like it or not. Also, A) England won't collapse, the UK might but that won't mean England will collapse. Even if England did collapse Ireland wouldn't try to invade. B) Scotland wouldn't "break free," it will just "leave the union." You're treating it like Scotland is a cruelly conquered land where the English abuse and steal everything Scotland has which is in no way the case. If that's the case then clearly Newfoundland has been abused by Canada. Besides, who says they'll become indepedent? Chances are their main goal to rejoin the EU won't work because of Spain. You may read up on this. C) Most North Irishmen would rather stay in the UK. The UK is a democracy for a reason. D) Lmao "release Cornwall" as if that's ever happening. The vast majority of Cornish people don't want independence and just laugh at the people who want independence. E) Wales doesn't want to be independent. F) Isle of Man is already very autonomous, I'm sure they'd rather remain a part of the UK. G) How can you annex the UK if it won't exist? H) There is no way Ireland can invade the UK without getting beaten the shit out of by NATO. There you go.
also, fun fact, Oswald Mosley was actually an acquaintance if not good friends with Gandhi. he met him on a trip to the raj, and was noted for calling him an "indian saint". the guy was friends with both Gandhi and Hitler. make of that what you will.
i also have the problem with invading britain with paratroopers.it seems when you make too many plans for invasion the game thinks you dont have air superiority
"Whats below marines? Submarines. Yes that's a dad joke." I love it
Thomas Peterson the first submarine was made by an Irish man (the more you know)
BIlly the SMall Bong thorton from india for some reason I really like that comment. If I see a comment section filled with quotes I will use that. Cheer
No, the first submarine was made by a dutch.
built by the dutch, based of the english
@Vseslav Levchenko I thought he said that's bad joke
Who won the Spanish civil war?
Ireland of course
I,m spanish🤣
Nice...
@@aetherinfuse ok... and what exactly does that change?
Roxan 07 I’m
@@salim5394 Walter is that you?
"Sir we've just been attacked from the West!"
"Dammit, I thought we could've trusted Portugal."
"We're not being attacked by Portugal, sir."
"Well who is it?"
"Ireland"
"WHAT?"
Psychic Sandshrew do you mean " attack from the west"?
Mr. X oops yeah
OUTMANNED WHAT
Lol
There actually was an Irish brigade fighting on the nationalist side in the civil war.
Just realized, in this play through WWII ended only one day after it ended in real life. Not bad, A.I. Not bad.
shtery Are u joking? German Reich didn't got caputaliteted in 1943
I meant 'WWII ending' as in when the entire Axis surrendered, not just when the German Reich surrendered. On Wikipedia, it says WWII ended on 2nd September 1945, and in this play through the Axis surrendered on 3rd September 1945.
shtery Ok alright sorry
caputaliteted
+Tom Pacha Sorry my English isnt very good
i love how in hoi4 you can influence the soviet union's politics and turn them fascist by playing luxembourg
"HEY NOW THAT WE FOUGHT BACK THAT INVASION LET'S CELEBRATE!"
"what about the actual war"
"what about it?"
Love when just before you launch a mass Irish invasion into the UK your just like *hehehe beautiful , elegant isn't it*
Great vid
Play as Indonesia and occupy all the islands in the world
edit: All the island smaller than Australia (you can take non island territory if you want)
christian devey Isn’t that everywhere? Cause every continent is surrounded by water and thus makes them an island.
Google User Wow, such great insult, amaze %100
interesting point pancake I made an edit that hopefully clears things up
Google User there is no actual definition of a continent and Afro-Eurasia is a island you do know.
christian devey also thanks for the clarification
HOI4 Challenge : Luxemburg annexes Germany
Flag Speed Arts easy. Go fascist, attack and annex belgium, then netherlands and then if you feel like it france and then demolish germany.
Flag Speed Arts Liechtenstein*
tag LUX
annex GER
Done
Headhunter_FRANK I guess for factories, planes etc for the paratroops.
omg.. dont you know luxemburg is a country too?
that thumbnail is a true work of art.
I didn't even noticed that was the British Isles
I invaded the UK as germany with 95 paratroopers divisions, ONE PER FUCKING PROVINCE!!! The person playing as the UK raged so much, it was hillarious because he capitulated in under a week. XD
crazy D holy shit, really?
Annex the allies as New Zeland
That means nz must be on the axis and being on the britidh empire thats not likely gonna happen
ProGamingMinion
but remember that New Zealand got independence in 1901
@@australiaisntreal186 I think you're talking about australia
way too easy, the bob semple tank alone would cause the immediate annexation of all countries
THE IRA WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
@Joseph Walsh I don't like it = it's communist. Ah yes the american philosophy.
@Joseph Walsh ok I can tell u to shut up because I'm Irish and from Cavan and true communism has never been achieved socialism has but have you lived through the troubles
@Joseph Walsh i mena u know ira are commies but they want to unite with the rest of the ireland so like u know
@Joseph Walsh yeah but the USSR remained socialist until Gorbachev's reforms, it never became communist.
Unite Ireland deport all of the ethnic english
United Kingdom ❌
United Ireland ✔
United Kingdom of Ireland and...Northern Britain?
More like greater ireland.
Not so United anymore Kingdom
@@RealLewis CELTIC UNION
Ireland doesn't even protect its own airspace, it's economy relies on being a tax haven for rich arseholes, the only "United Ireland" likely to ever exist is one under the monarchy.
On Christmas 1937, all the spaniards were having a wonderful time being with their families, when all of a sudden, a siren went off. A soldier had spotted a submarine and convoys off the northern coast of spain. Was it the English, French, or even Portugal?
No.....
It was the I R I S H.
Ah yes, who doesn't remember the Irish blitzkrieg on Portugal.
just imagne in the future some historian says: hey, remember that time ireland conquered spain and the UK?
Other historian: Oh yeah, i remember that...
This was legitimately masterful and amazing
There should be an achievement for this called, “ Who’s home is this now!?”
As an Irishman, this video makes me very very happy
My family has Celtic roots. Same 😄
Same
*orgasms in Irish*
*Jacksepticeye is proud*
@@TwoFace2222 hahhaaa 😂😂😂 wtf
Very impressive, but can you annex Italy as Albania?
I did a letsplay as Albania, have a look :)
Oh shit. Thanks :)
Hey taureor, sorry for being a noob but does annexing puppets give you a core in them or gives you their manpower?
John Istvanffy cores - no. Manpower - kind of. You get their units and you can disband them to recover manpower, same for colonial templates
Seeming as I’m relatively new to the game, lemme ask you something: Is the “Manage Subjects” place only for Fascist states?
British people: *_I ThOuGtH THeY wERe NeUTrAl?!_*
Ha ha fuck off
Play Poland and conquer all of europe because polska is glorious and you can use only horses because the winged hussars arrived
Polish cavalry won’t be charging just the German tanks this time... THE WINGED HUSSARS WILL GRIND THEIR WAY TO BERLIN AND MOSCOW
The Middle East should be included
it was with spain, even if he did, it'a the winged hussars that arrived
bandera will burn theese hussars :DDD
Is that a Sabaton reference I see? ;)
As Belgium, Netherlands or luxemburg build the European Union
Pab2001ro a
Pab2001ro b
Pab2001ro c
Pab2001ro e
Pab2001ro f
Literally every challenge that involves taking out a single nation:
Taureor: *literally goes out of his way to kill a different nation and take out an entire continent before actually doing the challenge*
Ex. Argentina getting las malvinas
You`ve just earned another subscriber, sir! I really like your calm voice and obvious knowledge of the game. Keep up the good work!
“Hey Scotland wanna here a joke?” 🏴
“Sure” 🏴
“Independence” 🏴
“....I don’t get it” 🏴
“Of course you don’t” 🏴
Simple, but good
Nice one.
I’m Scottish. Quite funny lol but will probs happen
Caledon Hockley no comments
toby downs Pog indeed
Normally its tiocfaidh ar lá but today thainigh ar lá
Phantom Dedestroyer haha
Fear Mór Pierce Mc Maghnáis Mate why do you have big man in your name
Matthew Clinton He thinks he's a big man , thinks
Haha, thank God others can't understand it wich makes it better
@@matthewclinton792 "big man pierce McManus"
One of the best HOI4 players i've seen. Keep up the great work!
I can hear satisfaction in your voice, when you've said that you tried to annex UK for so many times:))
You have a calming voice. Its nice 🙂
(Challenge:Switzerland conquers Europe!!!) The Black Irish return to Spain.
I. M. Notamoose were there not a lot that were slaughtered when trying to seek help from the Irish?
Heres a challenge:
*Rule Brittania*
Mod: Road to 56
Ideology: Monarchy
Histroical AI, No Factions (You cant invite anybody)
You need to annex former colonies (USA,), Ireland, Normandy (thanks dragonlight) and Brittany, BUT youre only allowed to naval invade (That means you can attack them after you naval invaded them) enemies so if the German Reich attacks you you need to D-Day them even though you have Britanny. Bonus: Get Naval superiority and destroy the axis fleet.
soltnelat
Britain also had Normandy
bordeaux region
DISGUSTING
"We'll put 2 for submarines and 1 to convoys" *Proceeds to put 15 dockyards on convoys*
Sprastras I can’t tell if this is a joke if it is I apologize in advance if it isn’t he didn’t have enough dockyards to do 15 but he preassigned them instead
*Gerry Adams screams in irish*
It's a shame this method no longer works. Nice while it lasted.
Just stumbled across your channel, I love it! your videos are very concise and helpful to a new HOI4 player. Thank you!
As an Irishman, this made me very happy!
NavyDude44 as a British man. It made me very happy, I hate my Muslim country.
Same lol
Cool F1Racer239 woah
C'mon man, you kick our arse enough in the Six Nations.
@@CNQRofcl you think your country is Muslim look at canada
I remember one of my first times playing hoi4 I was playing as Ireland and by doing nothing just waiting for ww2 to end, after ww2 in the peace conference I was able to get most of germany and I think some other states but, idk I remember taking Germany
Usually after taking Spain as a smaller country I puppet low factory areas to take advantage of their immense manpower. But otherwise a great video dude
that sounds like bad bordergore
I like how you slowly conquer half the world with an extremely calm voice
>Ideal Ireland
Ecuador equator empire: as Ecuador, control everything the equator touches (not including oceans obviously)
0:44 no it wasnt a bad joke that was literally the funniest thing i heard all week😂
Finland takes Soviet Union?
thats not too hard
TANNU TUVA
@@ardacagrc4601 easy
Finnish Him!
7:09 Actually, they couldn't have ANY faction because of their "Recovering From The Civil War" debuff, or whatever the hell that is actually called.
Oh my bad!
I love how calm you are, and hiw yiu are so good at the game
Challenge.. Ireland v Europe (aka all European nations) do almost whatever's necessary (no nukes)
I've never played HOI4 but I still watched the entire video.
You've got such a relaxing, enjoyable voice
Hoi 4 Challenge:
As Iceland win the war for the Axis (Both against the allies and the comintern.)
Abyss Gaming skål
Nice job man. This shows your knowlege in this game.
I would love to see how can democratic Czechoslovakia survive against hardest Germany, I have tried many time, never works :(
As an Irish person this was very satisfying to watch
Play as Poland use only winged hussars or Cavalry and conquer the Middle East
UK: owns Ireland
Ireland: UNO reverse
challenge: philippines annexes japan
and nuke em. If possible take prisoners and make them force march too
I’ve helped AI Ireland do this, I just went to war with the UK, dragging all their forces to the mainland so the Irish could take over.
I would imagine Franco was surprised when in the midst of a civil-war the Irish of all people landed and invaded him.
Show the Spanish how you actually navally invade somewhere!
Funny enough, Irish mythology claims that the Gaelic people came from modern Spain.
Ireland could have the potential to take some Spanish villages in 1940 because they used alot of English equipment that they confiscated from English soldiers , with proper guidance they would be able to take many lands
As an Irishman, this is the very first thing Ive done in every single Paradox game ive ever played lol. Europa Universalis, Crusader Kings, Hearts Of Iron et al. I wholeheartedly approve.
So I assume you support Palestine
@@scpsputnik9730 Of course. Anyone who isnt a bloodthirsty, murderous psychopath supports Palestine.
All I have to say is God bless Ireland and I hope one day they could annex northern Ireland and deport all of the British citizens
I deeply respect Ireland and the Irish people
challenge:be Iceland and annex all of the other Nordic countries
I fucking love your sense of humour. Submarines under marines would make me chuckle too.
Lmao just by the thumbnail I knew this would be good
germany:my blitzkrieg is clean af
italy: 13:45
I can see Martin mc Guinness up in heaven smiling at this video
As an Irish person this makes me so happy.
Play as brazil and annex iberia caribeen south america and south part of africa ( just south africa )
This seems so much fun I need to try it
Bhutan concuer all China?
Bartłomiej Czajkowski your polish?
He concuered all of asia as Bhutan
Taureor: I like my strategies to work all the time, or almost all the time.
Me: Paratroopers go brrrrr
Challenge: Play as People Republic of China, stay communist and reunite all the China under the one Flag, communist flag. You have to annex: Sinkiang, Tibet, Xibei San Ma, China, Guangxi Clique, Manchukuo, Mengkukuo, Shanxi, Yunnan. And if you want you can occupie coastal citys from allies. You can join comintern. You have to do all of this until the end of 1949. (No mods that add PRC focus tree). Gl
“Ooo he got a new trait, what is that.... division recovery rate, very useful! Also...”
7:36 What would you do with a drunken sailor what would you do with a drunken sailor early in the mornin!
21:41 this making me laughing so hard!!
You have the best videos for Hearts of Iron. Love your videos
Play as belgium and conquer the eu
This video got me into HOI4. Thank you so much. :)
This is what happens when the Irish stop drinking and really apply themselves.
why am i having so much fun watching the irish take over xD
ps: 26:26 WHAT THE-
Release the Caucasus states and play as Armenia and conquer Turkey and Iran.
Axaria :D
Armenia is just Russia vessel.
I love this guy because he doesn't scream like a maniac when a non-important cavalary division from his army gets killed
How many hours did u played hoi4
Oh sorry for that man
Man im still learning english, thanks for warning
"to make wrong habits"
You should have said "To make mistakes" not wrong habits.
734
Taureor Whoa, I barely reached 100 hours
“Come our Ye Black and Tans” starts playing in the distance...
I w was born on a Dublin street where the royal drums do beat and the lovin English feat they walked all over us
Cringe
*kinky boots intensifies*
Tiocfaidh ar la!
holy shit that manpower strat. was pure genius, I'm ashamed of myself for not thinking of that!
Albania annex Italy
23:50 What a work of art
This is my dream as an Irishman
dont worry soon England will colapse so you may have chance
As soon as Scotland breaks free fuckin swoop in there, retake the north, release cornwall,wales and the isle of man, before annexing the UK to build up Ireland into a great power.
Grow up ffs, there's no cold blood between the two nations whether you like it or not. The queen has formally apologized for their sins and the two nations are good friends, again, whether you like it or not.
Also,
A) England won't collapse, the UK might but that won't mean England will collapse. Even if England did collapse Ireland wouldn't try to invade.
B) Scotland wouldn't "break free," it will just "leave the union." You're treating it like Scotland is a cruelly conquered land where the English abuse and steal everything Scotland has which is in no way the case. If that's the case then clearly Newfoundland has been abused by Canada. Besides, who says they'll become indepedent? Chances are their main goal to rejoin the EU won't work because of Spain. You may read up on this.
C) Most North Irishmen would rather stay in the UK. The UK is a democracy for a reason.
D) Lmao "release Cornwall" as if that's ever happening. The vast majority of Cornish people don't want independence and just laugh at the people who want independence.
E) Wales doesn't want to be independent.
F) Isle of Man is already very autonomous, I'm sure they'd rather remain a part of the UK.
G) How can you annex the UK if it won't exist?
H) There is no way Ireland can invade the UK without getting beaten the shit out of by NATO.
There you go.
Why? You don't want a union with the UK but you want a union with the UK?
I always find it weird going back and seeing the old UI for Hearts of Iron 4.
Tiocfaidh ár lá
great video
Ireland has finally become powerful
That joke was actualy good "whats below marines,submarines"
**Cries in 1.9 resistance**
You're the Bob Ross of HOI4
"The more lines the more chances of success" -wise man
Play as Ireland and retake ancient celtic lands, which was probably half of Europe.
also, fun fact, Oswald Mosley was actually an acquaintance if not good friends with Gandhi. he met him on a trip to the raj, and was noted for calling him an "indian saint". the guy was friends with both Gandhi and Hitler. make of that what you will.
Irish man slaps the shit out of a biscuit in front of Queen. Circa 1942(colorized)
Man I’ve been trying for years to understand this game. Best play I did was conquering Austria and Czechoslovakia as Germany.
18:30 "It fixed itself." You mean Hitler finally offed himself.
Taureor: Annexes UK
IRA: Write that down! Write that down!
i also have the problem with invading britain with paratroopers.it seems when you make too many plans for invasion the game thinks you dont have air superiority
Your videos are good! Keep it up! :)