i playeda s uk until 1945 once,managed to capitulate germany and set up cold war borders,and i literally could not reach japan,they won.because i couldnt reach them
Have you ever heard the tragedy of of Andorra the small country between france and spain? It's not a story a german would tell you, because we didnt know this country existed. Nonetheless, they declared war on us in world war 1 and were never mentioned in the treaty of versailes. So, technically the first world war ended 1958, when they decleared peace with germany. To this point, we didnt even knew they existed.
Something awesome about returning to an old taureor video and he opens with "this is a chill video cause I am drunk" proof that he is, always has been and always will be an absolute legend. Nobody will read this comment on a nearly 5 year old video, but congratulations Taureor, you deserve every success and happiness
Ima be honest, I didn’t think that mr. Jack was referring to Jack Daniels whiskey. When I first watched this video a few months ago I genuinely thought he was gay and talking about a dude he hooked up with.
Well, historically, the entire world fighting them was needed to conquer germany, so if youre powerful enough to invade them alone, conquering the world one by one shouldn't be that difficult.
I've seen a couple of your videos now and I have to say that you really do something well, that many other RUclipsrs do wrong. You have earned my respect because you have respect for my time. I can imagine the work you have to put into those videos by recording a campaign, which might take around a week and then have to chop it down to something watchable, where only interesting and relevant content gets included. All in all - I want you to know that I appreciate the content you put up on the internet for your viewers, who you let vote on your next project. The interactivity is real and your voice quite soothing, providing entertaining videos in the end. Give it all and don't stop doing what you do - for it would be a real shame.
He often plays on maximum speed. So a campaign doesnt take a week but a few days. But I dont think he improvises the whole run. He often has to work a method out, which is really really time consuming. So although I dont think to record the video takes aa much time, the whole process certainly does.
16:20 Yeah... I hate how paradox does peace conferences.... countries that don’t capture anything can get a lot of warscore. One of my favorite scenarios is to play as Facsist USA and join the Axis. I will take Canada, Greenland, Iceland, and the British Islands, and sink hundreds of ships, all with no assistance from Germany or Italy... but during the peace deal the other axis nations usually get all of Great Britain and various other territories I captured, just cause they lost a million plus soldiers running into French forts, while my casualties were less than 50K It feels like minimizing your casualties is punished in this game
Thank you! You are the only other person I have ever heard who says minimizing casualties is punished! That's exactly why I never join the Comintern and let Russia join my war. They literally just let millions die while I do literally all of the work, and then take over everything.
For real, I know it's an old thread but this pissed me off so much. Played as Japan last week and didn't get the events for the war in China, so I navaled Indonesia and captured it all. My units had no equipment and there's no supply and garbage terrain, so it took like 2 years. I captured Malaysia and was about to take Raj when the Allies capitulate. I got literally 0 states because the Italians and Germans were running headfirst into the Maginot for a year and a half, and they only got the win because by some miracle Italy naval-invaded the UK, while I only pushed when necessary and captured all of south Asia with ~50k losses. What really got me was I actually caused the same number of casualties as Italy, but they took 40x mine and got out easy. Ragequit and haven't gone back to the game.
@@erzhaider ISP lost the war to the Allies but was able to keep playing as a democratic Germany. He increased support for fascism and brought back Hitler, then won WWIII
Do the Huge-oslavia challange! That's annexing all of Yugoslavias neighbours! It's also an in-game achivement. But after this I think that will be more than easy.
1. Play as the Soviet Union 2. Don't do Stalin's Purge focus 3. Wait for the minor civil war 4. Use console to re-sit as Russia (military dictatorship under Konev ,non-aligned) 5. Win it WITHOUT switching idiology) 6. Optional: defeat Germany, without joining factions OR declaring any other war (Except Finland, because *rightful russian territory*)
Challange:-Restore Gran Colombia -Puppet Bolivia Optional Objectives:-Start a second civil war in Spain or puppet spain -Own a coasal province in europe
Taureor was really chilling out, sipping a bottle of jack and thought “you know what would be super relaxing? If I stopped world war 2 as the smallest country in HOI4”. Absolutely insane, good stuff man.
I did the math with luxembourg's population in 1936, and with scraping the barrel, militarism and military youth, as well as the recruitable population granted with either mass assault or mobile warfare, discovered that the absolute largest amount of manpower that could be fielded by that single province alone is 110,000 Soldiers give or take a few thousand due to population growth. Just something i found interesting.
I love your videos man, such a huge fan been watching since about 60 or 70 k I think and I like seeing a variety of games on the channel because it’s good to see you enjoying the games lord paradox has provided (🙌)
Hi, just wanted to praise a bit your work, you seem very good at the game and is enjoyable to look how you play :) Good luck and keep doing it this great.
Germany: haha you're so little! Luxembourg: *Uno Reverse Card* Germany: Hahah, you're so naive, that's just a game! Luxembourg: In case if you didn't know, we're actually in a game! Germany: Oh.......... Hitler: Ok Imma Head Out. Hello Austria!
28:43 "I hate having to fight japan at the end of a campaign" So did the USA, so we just Nuked them until their unity dropped low enough to capitulate them.
In Kaiserreich play as India (Whatever part of it u want) And Unite Country Again! ... Or even conqer countries near india :P Awesome Vid By The Way!!! Keep it up! ^^
Of course it's possible... Granted I'm playing with nonhistorical, but even I a fairly mediocre player has managed to keep Poland alive through the use of alliances in a game I'm playing right now. Granted as soon as we managed to defeat Germany the Soviets invaded and they now hold most of my lands, but Poland still technically exists as they've reached a stalemate and are losing about 10x the number of troops we in the allies are...
I'll suggest what I've been trying to do for a couple saves , with different tactics: With USA divide the entirety of the American continent in just 3 countries: a northern one stretching from Alaska and Canada up to the mexican border, a central american country from Mexico up to the Panama - Colombian border, and a south american country, all of those being puppets of USA and in a new faction called "Freedom League"
Conquer Japan as Mengukuo. TOP BINZ. Rules: - Stay on the Axis - Ally with China (plot twist) - Be Communist (DOUBLE plot twist) Ha, I want to see if you are good (or if this is actually possible, because my HOI4 is glitched ;c).
Nation:Vanguard Falangist Of Luxembourg Empirical Faction:Axis(Momentary) New Faction:Eternal Great Empire Leader:Chairman Zeldris B. Hypendragons Ruling Party:NROU Ideology:Fascist Next Election:Never Puppet Colonial States Of The Empire:Unknown???
"Do I want Suriname" pretty much sums up it's history also how did you become so good in this game ? The best what I could do was re-unite the (greater) Swedish Empire and that was still pretty hard
"Luxembourg declared war on China."
This is why we love Paradox games.
y e s
The Luxembourgish prime minister once told the chinese president: "Together you and I rule over one billione people."
@@mabus4910 “but there can only be one”
1k like 3 reply :O
Not much to add. :)
"I hate having to fight japan at the end of a campaign"
Harry Truman Liked your video
*Hirohito whould like to know your location*
Lol
i playeda s uk until 1945 once,managed to capitulate germany and set up cold war borders,and i literally could not reach japan,they won.because i couldnt reach them
Oh god, He just literally said the sentence while i read this comment
Taureor ah I always forget to annex minor country’s like USA Canada Mexico Brazil the ussr 10 minutes later japan Finland so anyway
>Is a hoi4 master
>Can conquer Germany as Luxembourg
>Clicks ok instead of pressing enter
>he isnt jacking off constantly while playing hoi 4
A Random Brazilian. r/wooooooosh
@A Random Brazilian. Yep because you TOTALLY weren't being serious there
A Random Brazilian. Because several people do? (Just for an example) "Your stupid lol"
This argument is really stupid lets just stop 😐
Literally Europe: “oh my goodness look how cute and tiny Luxembourg is!”
Luxembourg: “You wot m8?!”
Have you ever heard the tragedy of of Andorra the small country between france and spain?
It's not a story a german would tell you, because we didnt know this country existed. Nonetheless, they declared war on us in world war 1 and were never mentioned in the treaty of versailes. So, technically the first world war ended 1958, when they decleared peace with germany. To this point, we didnt even knew they existed.
LOL
@@foooooof imagine their army rushing through Vichy France after it's annexation
Hoggers4 moment
@@foooooof Omg Hitlerakin
Invade the USA as Afghanistan and try to not get demonetized
:D :D :D :D :D
Hardest
2nd part is impossible ;)
Mentioning the air superiority is obligatory
YES
Something awesome about returning to an old taureor video and he opens with "this is a chill video cause I am drunk" proof that he is, always has been and always will be an absolute legend. Nobody will read this comment on a nearly 5 year old video, but congratulations Taureor, you deserve every success and happiness
Ima be honest, I didn’t think that mr. Jack was referring to Jack Daniels whiskey. When I first watched this video a few months ago I genuinely thought he was gay and talking about a dude he hooked up with.
@@Cassius4 so he was drunk and won with germany as Luxemburg? Damn
@@Cassius4 he has a son and wife
@@tusk4339
Fuckwit I obviously didn’t know that, did you not see the part where I said I realized he wasn’t gay?
@@Cassius4 you say something
Taureor as Luxembourg: annexes germany
Me as literally any country in hoi4: loses miserably
@Aztec Dubstep Shitposts same
@Aztec Dubstep Shitposts same
@Aztec Dubstep Shitposts same
@Aztec Dubstep Shitposts same
@Aztec Dubstep Shitpostsi lost against lithuania, they took east prussia and fucking naval invaded me with their 1 ship
as a hungarian, I'm proud to be luxemburgian
@GD PolarBunny ye
luxemburgische
Wait what?
as a romanian, same
>Decides to conquer Germany as Luxembourg
>Conquers the freaking world
Well, historically, the entire world fighting them was needed to conquer germany, so if youre powerful enough to invade them alone, conquering the world one by one shouldn't be that difficult.
I bet you can't annex Luxembourg as Germany though
*luxembourg
raphaël rütti I dunno if it is easy I'm dyslexic so struggle to spell Anex so this is actually really hard for me
raphaël rütti he said he can't annex luxembourg as germany not the other way around. Should be a joke or sarcasm but you're killing it there
it's actually luxembourg
You're right I bet he cant. Mainly cause luxanburg isn't a real place.
*open console*
annex germany
Iron man mode, my guy: the bane of the ~ key
GER*
annex all
@@michaelweiske702 fun fact ~ is called a tilda now if someone can tell me why that would be even better
@@kellynolen498 Because Spain
Taureor: Invades Country
Taureor: Loses
Taureor: " We dont Actually NEED them"
26:50 Never expect the Luxembourghian inquisition
mark van staaveren oh god
Oh my
Holy crap
Well, thats… unexpected
Luxembourgish
We are Luxem-Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
That would've been a good faction name.
Conquer all of Europe as Poland in the 1939 start.
The Astro Gamer he did it
Im pretty sure it wasnt in the 1939 start.
The Astro Gamer Thats impossible
Get Gud It is!
The Astro Gamer Watch his Poland 1939 challenge video, at the end he says he can do all that
Estonia: WTF IS HAPPENING?!?
Barely survived the USSR annexing the Baltic and got away for the rest of history
Hahah
Iceland: Again guys...
another war... ugh
conquer the world with one unit XD
Dead Walker Trucking into every capital since 1937.
Pretty much what he did with the mongols. There wasn't many mongolian units at all.
Dead Walker thats just not possible
The captain and order command chief is Soap and Price
that is probably the hardest challenge, but it seems doable, just gotta paratroop
Should have called the faction 'Lux what i did'
i'll see myself out
Go lux yourself
-Kicks the door open- there that should help you in your way out
Spainis 15 ???
Spainis 15 Impossible
RPG x Ghost watch the boot on your way out
I've seen a couple of your videos now and I have to say that you really do something well, that many other RUclipsrs do wrong.
You have earned my respect because you have respect for my time.
I can imagine the work you have to put into those videos by recording a campaign, which might take around a week and then have to chop it down to something watchable, where only interesting and relevant content gets included. All in all - I want you to know that I appreciate the content you put up on the internet for your viewers, who you let vote on your next project. The interactivity is real and your voice quite soothing, providing entertaining videos in the end. Give it all and don't stop doing what you do - for it would be a real shame.
I fully agree and think Taureor needs more recognission for what he does.
P.S.: Yes I know I’m like a couple years late but still.
He often plays on maximum speed. So a campaign doesnt take a week but a few days. But I dont think he improvises the whole run. He often has to work a method out, which is really really time consuming. So although I dont think to record the video takes aa much time, the whole process certainly does.
16:20
Yeah... I hate how paradox does peace conferences.... countries that don’t capture anything can get a lot of warscore.
One of my favorite scenarios is to play as Facsist USA and join the Axis. I will take Canada, Greenland, Iceland, and the British Islands, and sink hundreds of ships, all with no assistance from Germany or Italy... but during the peace deal the other axis nations usually get all of Great Britain and various other territories I captured, just cause they lost a million plus soldiers running into French forts, while my casualties were less than 50K
It feels like minimizing your casualties is punished in this game
you should be given war score based on how much you've captured as well as how many you've lost
@@GY-bd9bo you are, but casualties are larger section
Thank you! You are the only other person I have ever heard who says minimizing casualties is punished! That's exactly why I never join the Comintern and let Russia join my war. They literally just let millions die while I do literally all of the work, and then take over everything.
For real, I know it's an old thread but this pissed me off so much. Played as Japan last week and didn't get the events for the war in China, so I navaled Indonesia and captured it all. My units had no equipment and there's no supply and garbage terrain, so it took like 2 years. I captured Malaysia and was about to take Raj when the Allies capitulate. I got literally 0 states because the Italians and Germans were running headfirst into the Maginot for a year and a half, and they only got the win because by some miracle Italy naval-invaded the UK, while I only pushed when necessary and captured all of south Asia with ~50k losses. What really got me was I actually caused the same number of casualties as Italy, but they took 40x mine and got out easy. Ragequit and haven't gone back to the game.
Me: "What is the most effective way of defeating Germany as Luxembourg?
Taureor: *"PARATROOPERS"*
play as germany in endsieg mod, 1945, and defeat the allies
Dunno What To Put Here only two people have done this
ruclips.net/video/gP41owIh1ZQ/видео.html
@CHASE WHITEHOUSE
guy 1:How did you do it?
guy 2:Here ill show you!
*opens console* annex USA, annex ENG, annex SOV, annex RAJ, annex ITA
@@erzhaider ISP lost the war to the Allies but was able to keep playing as a democratic Germany. He increased support for fascism and brought back Hitler, then won WWIII
Mainland Europe: *on fire*
UK: *shrugs, sits in regal gold-decorated chair and annexes all of Africa*
like a true brit
Do the Huge-oslavia challange! That's annexing all of Yugoslavias neighbours! It's also an in-game achivement. But after this I think that will be more than easy.
USA: (Takes Off sunglasses) Mother of god.
Switzerland: What?
I get his 😂😂😂
Hey taureor just bought this game last weekend and I played as Peru and I have almost taken over the world. Keep up the awesome work , love your vids!
There is no one better at editing there content then you are, seriously perfect in a lot of different ways. You show everything that is significant
1. Play as the Soviet Union
2. Don't do Stalin's Purge focus
3. Wait for the minor civil war
4. Use console to re-sit as Russia (military dictatorship under Konev ,non-aligned)
5. Win it WITHOUT switching idiology)
6. Optional: defeat Germany, without joining factions OR declaring any other war (Except Finland, because *rightful russian territory*)
officers revolt in Soviet Union!
The way he speaks is incredibly intimidating.
I've got an idea...... side with Russia in the Russian-soviet civil war and take other the Soviets and then the world(optional)
good idea
Maybe.
Taureor I would pay to see just the first part, and I'd give a kidney for the full show.
Challenge:Invade Australia as Czechoslovakia and be at war with the alleys (Czech-mate)
did you come up with it? :D
it's an achievement actually heheh
a guy from Florida Australia? You mean austria
Mitsyn ummmmm, ok that is the weirdest war ever lol. Countries fighting from across the world
You were banned from Hearts of Iron IV.
Reason: Too good at the game
You can actually report players for that reason on xbox 360
@@samuelskogqvist5565 Impossible
Samuel Skogqvist no
@@samuelskogqvist5565 Not really report them, but you can file a request to not play with them again.
@@leanderlopez7652 Yeah, my memory of my childhood is a bit cloudy.
Luxembourg also annexing Netherlands, Belgium, Belgian Congo, Hungary, Romania, and Tannu Tuva...
"The US or UK is nuking Yunnan Free Empire..."
Holy... i'm. proud of my home country in this alternate ww2 xD
thanks man :D
Challange:-Restore Gran Colombia
-Puppet Bolivia
Optional Objectives:-Start a second civil war in Spain or puppet spain
-Own a coasal province in europe
Řëđ He can wait for dlc where you will be able to do it. There is even achievement for it :)
*coastal
modern day
monaco
world conquest
Shooting with money from a yacht
New hearts of iron 4 challenge "winged hussar" as Poland take Vienna with cavalry, motorized, mechanised, or tanks.
But he has to be coming down the mountainside when he takes Vienna
Really ?! :|
How impressive are you taureor ?!
you are one of the best hoi4 gamers i've ever seen on this youtube
keep going man ! tnx for videos
"Bloody Italy, took my burgers" 17:12
Title: Luxembourg annexs Germany.
Alternate title: *Luxembourg both violently and mercilessly conquers all of Europe.*
I have to say, although you will not see this comment, this video is one of the best, more entertaining hearts of iron four videos I have ever seen
You make the impossible possible, amazing as always.
Could you try Annexing Uruguay, puppeting Paraguay and annexing French Guiana as Brazil?
Check out my "Cuba conquers America" challenge. Brazil would be easier
Taureor I’ll check it out, thanks
Brazil is easy if USA don't get pax americana, or else you will have to atack USA
Taureor was really chilling out, sipping a bottle of jack and thought “you know what would be super relaxing? If I stopped world war 2 as the smallest country in HOI4”. Absolutely insane, good stuff man.
Luxembourg annexing Germany is a blursed image
I did the math with luxembourg's population in 1936, and with scraping the barrel, militarism and military youth, as well as the recruitable population granted with either mass assault or mobile warfare, discovered that the absolute largest amount of manpower that could be fielded by that single province alone is 110,000 Soldiers give or take a few thousand due to population growth. Just something i found interesting.
Conquer All Nordic Countries with Released Iceland!!!
This is one of the best hoi4 gameplays i've seen, bloody perfection!
As Non-Aligned Finland, annex Scandinavia, Baltic States and Northern Russia. Regular difficulty, historical AI-focuses and start date 1936.
Niklas Salmela Yes this is good btw olen myös suomalainen
Vaude Boi Ite kokeilin kerran niin se oli ihan helvetin vaikeeta😂
Niin
Niklas Salmela Ei se fasisistena vaikeeta ole :/
DestinyFucker9000 Non-Aligned=Liittoutumaton, oon kokeillu fasistisella myös ja ei oo paha
Thank you for making this video, a guy I work with said it was impossible to win as Luxembourg. I agree endsieg as Germany 1945
Challenge: Play as Manchukuo and retake the Qing dynasty.
I love your videos man, such a huge fan been watching since about 60 or 70 k I think and I like seeing a variety of games on the channel because it’s good to see you enjoying the games lord paradox has provided (🙌)
Has anyone but me gotten a weird RUclips survey on which game I will buy next on this video?
Hi, just wanted to praise a bit your work, you seem very good at the game and is enjoyable to look how you play :) Good luck and keep doing it this great.
Your videos are teaching me maneuvering an army and political skills.
political is my favourite way ot play
Wow this was a really good video, great job! 👍
Play Slovakia 1939 and fully annex Germany and Tokyo (not Japan)
Impossible without a civil war -- but I found a way to bypass it. do Czech consolidation as Czechoslovakia, beat Slovakia, release and play.
Awesome, not boring at all. love these videos
how come Taureor never has to deal with the god damn 'resistance to occupation'
this video was made before the resistance update
Oh God, this video is soo good, your voice is so relaxing
Why did you not get any guarantee by British or French while justifying against Belgium and Netherlands?
I really like his voice. Very soothing. Plus the dry monotone humor was fun
Germany: haha you're so little!
Luxembourg: *Uno Reverse Card*
Germany: Hahah, you're so naive, that's just a game!
Luxembourg: In case if you didn't know, we're actually in a game!
Germany: Oh..........
Hitler: Ok Imma Head Out. Hello Austria!
Love your content, somehow its relaxing to watch!
28:43 "I hate having to fight japan at the end of a campaign"
So did the USA, so we just Nuked them until their unity dropped low enough to capitulate them.
In america, you make vassals, but in the benelux, the vassals make you. That is because Luxembourg was a vassal to the dutch
Haha Jack from Tennesse
before i read that other comment i thought that
POV: Luxembourg got too cramped and went on a "living space" rampage
In Kaiserreich play as India (Whatever part of it u want) And Unite Country Again! ... Or even conqer countries near india :P
Awesome Vid By The Way!!! Keep it up! ^^
Pro RUclipsr You dont need to start every word with a capital letter.
I agre
Agree*
You can play as Bharatiya and peacefully annex the Dominion if you're lucky.
Turkey: Independence Plz
Taureor :no
maybe try to survive as poland in 1939 (if it's possible)
Of course it's possible...
Granted I'm playing with nonhistorical, but even I a fairly mediocre player has managed to keep Poland alive through the use of alliances in a game I'm playing right now.
Granted as soon as we managed to defeat Germany the Soviets invaded and they now hold most of my lands, but Poland still technically exists as they've reached a stalemate and are losing about 10x the number of troops we in the allies are...
Ah, yeah, sorry.
Looks like you're right...
I just watched a whole hoi4 video although I never play it...Perhaps his relaxing commentary has made the video more interesting
In reallife Germany would send 2 tanks and 15 soldiers! 😂😂🇩🇪🇩🇪
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
Yeah it’s easy all I did was
“debug_nuking”
And
“Nuke 1000”
I'll suggest what I've been trying to do for a couple saves , with different tactics:
With USA divide the entirety of the American continent in just 3 countries: a northern one stretching from Alaska and Canada up to the mexican border, a central american country from Mexico up to the Panama - Colombian border, and a south american country, all of those being puppets of USA and in a new faction called "Freedom League"
Liechtenstein challenge
Love the vids! Keep up the good work!!
Damm Italy taking my BURGERS XD
Your voice is so satisfying along with the gameplay
Play als norway and take all of England iceland greenland and eastern Canada (Denmark optional) Challange Name:Viking Manace
This man can take 1 division and conquer the world
Guys nextflix is taking over
m
Ah yes, my favorite historical event, the Luxembourgian invasion of Japan
Conquer Japan as Mengukuo. TOP BINZ. Rules:
- Stay on the Axis
- Ally with China (plot twist)
- Be Communist (DOUBLE plot twist)
Ha, I want to see if you are good (or if this is actually possible, because my HOI4 is glitched ;c).
Verify game files, unless you haven't already. If that doesn't work, uninstall + reinstall is useful.
I already unglitched it before, but thanks for trying to help me!
Wow interesting vid i watch it in 2020 big like man!
i like how calm he is
Taureor , use this Luxembourg Perpetua save , and make it a world conquest.
Nation:Vanguard Falangist Of Luxembourg Empirical
Faction:Axis(Momentary) New Faction:Eternal Great Empire
Leader:Chairman Zeldris B. Hypendragons
Ruling Party:NROU
Ideology:Fascist
Next Election:Never
Puppet Colonial States Of The Empire:Unknown???
"Do I want Suriname" pretty much sums up it's history also how did you become so good in this game ? The best what I could do was re-unite the (greater) Swedish Empire and that was still pretty hard
Omg your ability to play this game is impressive, very entertaining
This entire game was proof of how op paratroopers used to be
Finally somebody who plays my country at last. Good job.
hey, so im pretty much new to this game, how is it that normally i cant deploy troops because i need infantry equipment, how do i get it?
Your voice is so buttery smooth
Germany : anschluss time
Luxembourg : say less
**pulls out uno reverse card**
"Some of them are lost"
Those guys probably thought so too. But you managed to capitulated the enemy before they were destroyed.
I tried that by myself and I describe this with one word PAIN
I really appreciate that you use the german spelling of Luxemb(o)urg for your Faction.
Europe: I hope it stays peaceful
Luxemburg: MONEY MONEY MONEYYY
Germany: ah shit, here we go again.