New Challenge: As Elite France, beat strengthened Germany without joining the Axis. This is super difficult but I think if anyone can do it it would be Taureor!
Since British Malaya can't attack DEI because they are Britain's puppet and Democratic government can't declare war on peaceful countries..... The Nusantara Commune when!!???
Better yet, a independent Soviet Islands of Indonesia supporting a communist coup in British Malaya, and later inviting Malay People's Republic to the Comintern or forming the SEA Commune. Just like 1962 all over again, eh?
Taureor, there's Norway that I will be dealing with dad jokes today and Denmark my words there will be trouble if I catch anyone making any more jokes. Ok im Finished now
I'm not sure how it'd exactly go but here's how I'd think you'd do it Step 0. Play as the Germans Step 1. trigger the civil war to get the monarchy back Step 2. hire a communist, fascist, or democratic guy Step 3. trigger a civil war then hire one of the other 2 Step 4. repeat steps 2 and 3
It's a good idea, but Taureor can literally just build up a freaking huge army, then send them to sea, start the civil war, and use said army to obliterate the traitors again and again.
Democratic Japan doesn't technically remove Hirohito from power. He stays the monarch of Japan and simply becomes a national spirit. Technically his position does not change, though I guess he becomes more of a constitutional monarch.
Taureor I think you should try new kinds of challenges ,like doing short challenges or doing historical like germany achieving Lebensraum by June 1941 ,Japan taking all east Asia by 1943 or something else that reduces time , in other words some less boring challenges , taking less time
Here's hopefully a short, but fun one. Play as France and decline the Munich treaty. I find it pretty challenging, because the moment you do that, Czechoslovakia and you will be in the same faction and a war between you and Germany is imminent.
I think I don't need to say it, but just in case you're not allowed to let Czechoslovakia get annexed by Germany. It won't stand a chance against Germany, but as long as the war between them and you is on, they're still not considered annexed.
I would like to see you play as Japan just like in history, though capture Hawaii & use the forces that would have been used to capture southeast Asia to invade the U.S. see how far you get.
How about this for a challenge: Turn the entire world into "unaligned" possibly limiting yourself by only annexing up to a certain number of countries if it's too easy for you.
Here's a challenge. Do the secret achievement to make Wojtek a general as Poland. (If you don't know about the achievement just google it) and then conquer all of europe, using only Wojtek as your sole commander.
Could you do a historical challange as Germany? Attacking all the countries that Germany did in the correct order and waiting until the correct date to attack each country? That would be cool :D
Taureor your videos are awesome and you put so much time and effort into them just to make us happy, so thank you for that. Challenge: as 🇨🇦Canada🇨🇦 (together for victory), annex (not occupy) the United States of America. Would love if you could do this!!
WE NEED A HIROHITO! WE'RE HOLDING OUT FOR HIROHITO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT! HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S SENDING IN A SHITLOAD OF BIKES!!!
Okay, keep in mind that a lot of us here agree that you must publish my request on November 12th (Indonesian Anti-Colonialism Day). My request is: 1. Play as Dutch East Indies 2. Break the chains by going communist 3. Invade then release the entire South East Asian countries with tags P.S. About Burma, Mandalay, and East Timor: Give it to any SEA Countries with tags (i.e. Burma and Mandalay goes to Laos, East Timor goes to Indonesia) 4. Form "ASEAC" faction (stands for "Association of South East Asian Communes) Rules: - Historical AI Focus - Ironman Mode - Regular Difficulty - Communism only, but you can take Militarism and Military Youth if you want the extra manpower (60 million people in core territory, mind you) - May or may not join the Comintern before making the SEA Countries join ASEAC - And yes, do my request sequentially Edit: Setting up DA RULES
In vanilla game it takes forever to break free from Netherlands as you dont have anything to get those "puppet points" up. So only way to break free before dying of boredom is to ignite civil war which will get you in war with Netherlands and then you are gonna be dealing half the game with their naval invasions and if Allies happen to win WW2 on Europe then you are all alone against Allies. He could use road to 56 as it gives Dutch East Indies good focus tree but then it would be too easy...
By the way, i was going to do that before giving up halfway because of my potato laptop (only 2GB RAM strength). And better, i already turned Siam communist and make them join the ASEAC, but not invite them to war because of the presence of Indian and Indochinese colonial troops.
For me, 25 likes when there's so many requests is many. Hahahahaha..... But you are right, Taureor has his own time and i'm not gonna push him hard. Besides November 12th is two months away, enough for him to do any far more pressing requests.
Japanese Bicycle Divisions I just got this image in my head of the Battle of Helms Deep... but instead of Gandelf and the Rohirrim(?) reinforcements, there is just a ton of middle aged guys in like dress suits with wifu body pillows strapped on their backs, head bands, and various assortments of animal ears rushing down this hill side at full blast.
Challenge. Abandon all Chinese lands and puppets. Probably having to use console command to take out the puppets. Then immediately attack the US at the beginning of the game as soon as possible.
play as the soviet union on veteran and declare war on all you're neighboors immediately after the game starts and annex them (allowdiplo in console so you can declare war without justifying)
Here's a new challenge: As any of the three Baltic states (Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania) form the Baltic State formable nation and control every state with a coastline with the Baltic Sea (Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Danzig, Prussia, Leningrad etc.)
try this challenge: fully upgrade a state with civ and military factories. alsi infrastructure and so on. try 2 fully upgrade a state then do world conquest
>we're only gonna attack the aggressors
>stomps the soviets before they actually attack anybody
ǝɹɐɯʇɥᵷᴉu evergreen Really makes you think
they stomped on tukhachevsky first and that’s enough for me
They attacked their own and had a purge. That's enough reason to attack them if you ask me.
You can attack basically every single state with that justification
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You capitulated the Soviets on the 25 of December so in this scenario you could actully say ''we'll be home by christmas''
Through Siberia to Poland, ho ho ho ho.....
At least it was a white Christmas
did you know during the winter months people dont use guns for war, just snowballs
It is a minority religion, still Christmas is celebrated in modern day Japan, just without the religious connotations associated.
Shintomus. Jesus is just Arabian Hirohito.
so i just watched a 28 minute video about a guy talking about bicycles,anime and conquering europe its its beautiful
He really can't stop talking about bicycles once he got it
I hate to be that guy but would you be able to stop talking about Japanese men riding into Berlin with machine guns and bayonets?
@THEFareday
they were all watching hentai while biking to moscow on bicycles and type 38s
smH you it rIte
*27:58 *
there’s always something interesting about conquest
The image of thousands of soldiers invading a city on bicycles amuses me.
Yelling Banzai! and watching anime
with rifles on their backs.
9 million of them
"Sir my bysicle has a flat tire"
"You can get on mine, it's a tandem"
"I have rid the world of all Fascism and Communism"
Laughs in El Salvadorian
they speaks spanish
Alvaro moreno palomo the joke wouldn’t work then
Yugoslavia: I'm a joke?
@@ticreut2913 Yugoslavia is non-aligned in hoi4
And argentinian and brazilian
"we're Importing French food and exporting anime, of course" xD
Ethan Eblaghie where minuts?
@@dahaproject3498 24:49
We may hide amongst his many chins. Also, Liberia takes all of Africa when?
Liberia LIBERATES all of Africa?
Good idea.
its impossible
@@overabusedsalmon1238 Son anda Türk olduğunu belli etmek. :D
*manifest destiny to all of africa
Drinking game: take a shot whenever he says "I love bicycles because they have the strength of infantry and speed of cavalry"
Yeah, suicide by Saki
Estonia forms the baltic states and annexes leningrad(st.petersburg), warsaw and berlin
thats bit to similar to the Latvia and the Lithuania challenges i think
Estonia is 2 gae
@@boringo6338 No u
@@pisaks6782 nuni?????
@@boringo6338 omae wa mou shindeiru
New Challenge: As Elite France, beat strengthened Germany without joining the Axis. This is super difficult but I think if anyone can do it it would be Taureor!
Just build magaton evry where and wait until america do a d day to germany
what is a magaton?
Phil Swift the great This satire....
The Magaton - The US-Mexico border wall
im guessing he means maginot
"Peace in our time" - Emperor Hero Hito 1940
Challenge idea: As France only use bicycle divisions to conquer europe or the world, your choice. Tour de France
France hasnt got bicycles, only japan got bicycles
with cheats he can
Yeah, there is a mod which allows everyone to use bicylces steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1324126149
@@youtubeistscheie3496
WRONG my country (along with some other Asian countries) also got bicycles.
Hamza Baig in germany we also got Bicycles but the Bundeswehr doesnt fight on bicycles
Underrated challange: Play as British Malaysia and conqure all of Malay Archipelago land (Austronesia).
Since British Malaya can't attack DEI because they are Britain's puppet and Democratic government can't declare war on peaceful countries.....
The Nusantara Commune when!!???
@@krasnamerah1926 oh hell no!!! Fuck the commie
Well we still can go civil war to break the chain from those brits
Better yet, a independent Soviet Islands of Indonesia supporting a communist coup in British Malaya, and later inviting Malay People's Republic to the Comintern or forming the SEA Commune.
Just like 1962 all over again, eh?
@@krasnamerah1926 no commie in Nusantara
Yugoslavia: We destroyed fascism in Europe!
Japan: Yes we did!
Yugoslavia: Hey, could you give Croatia ba-
Japan: *No*
He REEEEEEALLLLLLLY likes bicycle divisions, he mentioned how great they are like 6 times! Lol, still love the vid.
Having Cavalry's speed, Mechanized's HP, and Infantry's organizations....
Bicycles are OP
I loved how when he zoomed in on the attack of Germany, all you could see were hordes of bicycles
Hero hito is the greatest single pun ever
Can you restore my confidence? Road to 56 is allowed
He does challenges, not miracles
@@mering5298 Lol xd
Taureor, there's Norway that I will be dealing with dad jokes today and Denmark my words there will be trouble if I catch anyone making any more jokes. Ok im Finished now
Finnished*
I guess you could say you are Swe-done with his dad jokes
I give this den-marks out of den
Oh my god. Why are ger-many dad jokes!?
Sweeed
try to win as many civil wars as possible within a certain timeframe, you can play as any country except spain
I'm not sure how it'd exactly go but here's how I'd think you'd do it
Step 0. Play as the Germans
Step 1. trigger the civil war to get the monarchy back
Step 2. hire a communist, fascist, or democratic guy
Step 3. trigger a civil war then hire one of the other 2
Step 4. repeat steps 2 and 3
It's a good idea, but Taureor can literally just build up a freaking huge army, then send them to sea, start the civil war, and use said army to obliterate the traitors again and again.
HERO-HITO forever the hero in the textbooks afterwards.
That title is the best. I love this channel
Japan be on their bikes like "DING DING coming through!!"
Nice! I had a sneaking suspicion that a Japan video was in the works. I'd like to see some more Japan stuff if you're feeling inspired.
You know this play through is weird when it’s only October 1938 and China wants to give a lend lease to Japan
So THIS is how they came up with the whole “Girls und Panzer” idea
Iceland forms nordic union (you have to release it from Denmark)
Alternate title: Man conquers Europe with bicycles
Finally a challenge! I really didn’t like the observer mode videos so I’m really glad you made this video
Poland does a Blitzkrieg on Germany + Soviet and wins (try them buffed if it's too easy)
This video sponsored by, Honda, Yamaha, Suzuki, Kawasaki!
9 months late, but weeb
@@Violetenist Honda, Yamaha, Suzuki, and Kawasaki are Japanese motor companies, not anime studios.
@@theexam7394 it was a bad joke, but ok
Hirohito: Omae wa mou shinderu.
Everybody:nani!?
Finally i have been waiting for some Tour de Japan
Awesome Video, very interesting in gameplay and funny because of the idea :D
Conquer all of Europe as Switzerland
Hope parallel universe me does well in Herohito timeline
That was a very interesting campaign. And I like the bicycle devisions too!
1939 NETHERLANDS OR BELGİUM SURVİVE CHALLENGE
*luxembourg
burda da sen varsın dana
Büyük İ ile Türklüğü belli etmek. :D
Democratic Japan doesn't technically remove Hirohito from power. He stays the monarch of Japan and simply becomes a national spirit. Technically his position does not change, though I guess he becomes more of a constitutional monarch.
Hey Taureor! I requested something very similar to this... Thanks! Its great content. Fun game also I think.
0:18 ohhhhhh i see is practicing becoming a father NICE
Taureor I think you should try new kinds of challenges ,like doing short challenges or doing historical like germany achieving Lebensraum by June 1941 ,Japan taking all east Asia by 1943 or something else that reduces time , in other words some less boring challenges , taking less time
Germany steamrolled poland with tanks, japan steamrolled germany with bicycles
Here's hopefully a short, but fun one. Play as France and decline the Munich treaty. I find it pretty challenging, because the moment you do that, Czechoslovakia and you will be in the same faction and a war between you and Germany is imminent.
I think I don't need to say it, but just in case you're not allowed to let Czechoslovakia get annexed by Germany. It won't stand a chance against Germany, but as long as the war between them and you is on, they're still not considered annexed.
His voice is so calming it's like ASMR
Take a shot every time he explains how good bicycle divisions are
I gonna literally do that
>Intends to wipe out the aggressors
>Becomes the aggressor in the process.
the amount of times you said the same thing about the bycicles is astonishing
I would like to see you play as Japan just like in history, though capture Hawaii & use the forces that would have been used to capture southeast Asia to invade the U.S. see how far you get.
'Importing food; exporting Anime' Ha Ha!
How about this for a challenge: Turn the entire world into "unaligned" possibly limiting yourself by only annexing up to a certain number of countries if it's too easy for you.
Here's a challenge. Do the secret achievement to make Wojtek a general as Poland. (If you don't know about the achievement just google it) and then conquer all of europe, using only Wojtek as your sole commander.
Could you do a historical challange as Germany? Attacking all the countries that Germany did in the correct order and waiting until the correct date to attack each country? That would be cool :D
A challenge based an a pun. This is glorious
Δημος Μιντζας on*
You already know it's GG when Tannu Tuva capitulates.
This video is basically just a giant advertisement for bicycle battalions
Taureor your videos are awesome and you put so much time and effort into them just to make us happy, so thank you for that.
Challenge: as 🇨🇦Canada🇨🇦 (together for victory), annex (not occupy) the United States of America.
Would love if you could do this!!
What about reforming Austria-Hungary with Croatia?
The Japanese: Start WW2 by attacking the Soviet Union.
*Everyone liked that*
30 mins of Taureor talking about how great bicycle divisions are.
He says yes that was a dad joke with a sense of pride
On veteran difficulty, play as belgium and survive longer than france. If you want harder buff germany.
Great video! :D
I highly recommend to put some sort of music in the background. It would make everything much more convenient to watch. :)
Nice Video, wow :) i enjoyed watching it :)
And no, please dont stop making livestreams :( they were quite fun...
Hello Taureor! I like your gameplays a lot! I have a question. Do you play with mods or not? Keep the good work!
WE NEED A HIROHITO! WE'RE HOLDING OUT FOR HIROHITO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT! HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S SENDING IN A SHITLOAD OF BIKES!!!
10:58 wow, did not expect that
This will be a great alternate history. What if the emperor of japan declare war on soviet union and axis.
Hirohito wasn't that bad of a person. He didn't have as much power as the military, who were the ones who committed the atrocities in China
Крутые видео. Нравится тебя смотреть, начал учить английский с тобой 😀
I love how you say “Aw crap”
Okay, keep in mind that a lot of us here agree that you must publish my request on November 12th (Indonesian Anti-Colonialism Day).
My request is:
1. Play as Dutch East Indies
2. Break the chains by going communist
3. Invade then release the entire South East Asian countries with tags
P.S. About Burma, Mandalay, and East Timor: Give it to any SEA Countries with tags (i.e. Burma and Mandalay goes to Laos, East Timor goes to Indonesia)
4. Form "ASEAC" faction (stands for "Association of South East Asian Communes)
Rules:
- Historical AI Focus
- Ironman Mode
- Regular Difficulty
- Communism only, but you can take Militarism and Military Youth if you want the extra manpower (60 million people in core territory, mind you)
- May or may not join the Comintern before making the SEA Countries join ASEAC
- And yes, do my request sequentially
Edit: Setting up DA RULES
In vanilla game it takes forever to break free from Netherlands as you dont have anything to get those "puppet points" up. So only way to break free before dying of boredom is to ignite civil war which will get you in war with Netherlands and then you are gonna be dealing half the game with their naval invasions and if Allies happen to win WW2 on Europe then you are all alone against Allies. He could use road to 56 as it gives Dutch East Indies good focus tree but then it would be too easy...
He's Taureor. I believe he can do it, since he did conquer Soviet Union as Tannu Tuva.
By the way, i was going to do that before giving up halfway because of my potato laptop (only 2GB RAM strength). And better, i already turned Siam communist and make them join the ASEAC, but not invite them to war because of the presence of Indian and Indochinese colonial troops.
Nobody is agreeing. Stop sounding so entitled.
For me, 25 likes when there's so many requests is many. Hahahahaha.....
But you are right, Taureor has his own time and i'm not gonna push him hard. Besides November 12th is two months away, enough for him to do any far more pressing requests.
22:47 Katie Melua reference ;) I too like this song.
"So in this challenge we are going to save the world" Proceed to start a world war.
Try the endsieg mod on 1945 scenario with germans
Magnificent.... (btw try playing as Iceland!)
You can't purge the Kodoha faction because then Hirohito would be controlled by the military
Wow congrats taureor, views and comments coming in sooo fast, keep it up man
Japanese Bicycle Divisions
I just got this image in my head of the Battle of Helms Deep... but instead of Gandelf and the Rohirrim(?) reinforcements, there is just a ton of middle aged guys in like dress suits with wifu body pillows strapped on their backs, head bands, and various assortments of animal ears rushing down this hill side at full blast.
If you ever happen to read "A Yankee in King Arthur's court" there is a part where the cavalry arrives in the nick of time riding bicycles!
Challenge. Abandon all Chinese lands and puppets. Probably having to use console command to take out the puppets. Then immediately attack the US at the beginning of the game as soon as possible.
Hitler could of beat the USSR if Operation Barbarossa used bicycles instead of tanks.
Challenge Idea: Siam conquers all of India, China and indochina
But do they have all the bonuses of regular infantry?
A redo of this would be interesting.
Now 2 small japanese anime city will not be bombed, so you're Hero Hito for japans too.
play as the soviet union on veteran and declare war on all you're neighboors immediately after the game starts and annex them (allowdiplo in console so you can declare war without justifying)
not including mongolia and tanu tuva btw
Here's a new challenge: As any of the three Baltic states (Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania) form the Baltic State formable nation and control every state with a coastline with the Baltic Sea (Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Danzig, Prussia, Leningrad etc.)
Nice video 👍👍👍
Theory, Maybe he started with a Dad Joke, because he this is about the time when he probably learned he was going to be a father
Bicycle battalion 😶😶😂🤣 it just sounds funny... "What happened?... 6 muthafuckas on bicycles just rolled up on us bruh, shot up like half the squad" 😂
CJ doin a drive-by on a mountain bike!
Challenge for you: The Great Chile Empire
Rules:
Use Ironman
Control every West coast province in North- and South America
Have fun
I got a really good one. Ussr defeats buffed Germany without losing over 500 thousand men
Your voice is really good
I didn't know bicycles were so powerful! I think I'm gonna use them more often
Exercises always works.
That thumbnail is amazing
Hero-Hito XD Nice yoke
What if you did some of the more difficult steam achievements? Some of the difficult ones don’t have good videos explaining strategy and such
try this challenge: fully upgrade a state with civ and military factories. alsi infrastructure and so on. try 2 fully upgrade a state then do world conquest
Another challenge, yes!