The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 518 (FULL EPISODE)

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
  • Pete hotboxes the gym locker room and Sebastian bombs at a 9/11 benefit...
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Комментарии • 386

  • @Gothrules4
    @Gothrules4 2 года назад +43

    Pete singing "All That Sunshine" was defintiely one of the best highlights of this episode! Truly appreciate how committed both of them are to The Cast

    • @LocationLocationLocation247
      @LocationLocationLocation247 2 года назад +5

      steal my sunshine - Len

    • @francessalazar9868
      @francessalazar9868 2 года назад

      I can’t believe Seabass didn’t know the song 😆

    • @cherylzaccone9685
      @cherylzaccone9685 2 года назад +3

      @@francessalazar9868 He was trying to! I was cracking up looking at him trying to get it and then "nothing".

    • @MaryCasilioPowell
      @MaryCasilioPowell 2 года назад

      Top Gun was unbelievably predictable

    • @yourbestfriendliz5832
      @yourbestfriendliz5832 2 года назад

      I think the song is called "don't steal my sunshine" and he was pretty close to mimicking the tune.

  • @mariawelsh3190
    @mariawelsh3190 2 года назад +14

    "Pacino, petite,Panic in Needle Park thin" 🤣. Thats why I love Pete. Pete will always have the best lines.🧡👍💜👉💜😊

  • @SG-MT
    @SG-MT 2 года назад +12

    "How long are you driving with piss in your car." - Sebastian 🤣🤣🤣
    These guys' lives are a sitcom that needs to happen. You cannot make this sh*t up!

  • @jafdancer14
    @jafdancer14 2 года назад +34

    I cried actual tears with the hearing aid story and the guy not hearing Sebastian’s set😂😂😂😂

    • @arlenehalpenny9472
      @arlenehalpenny9472 2 года назад +2

      Pete’s right on regarding hearing aids. Not like glasses. Not even the best aids can give you your hearing back…

    • @jessicarobertshaw8882
      @jessicarobertshaw8882 Год назад +2

      Omg same!!! I seriously came here to the comments for the sole purpose of saying the exact damn thing! Lol. I can't stop rewinding n rewatching the way the hearing aid story brings Sebastian's whole 9/11 bombed set n follow up awkward dinner benefit back around to the absolute perfect ending! Pete kills me with how quick he comes out with such gold!!! I think that atleast half the shit he says on the cast he has no idea whats about to even come out of his mouth, let alone how damn hilarious it's gonna be! His words seem to be moving faster then his brain sometimes lol, 🤣😂🤣 n there r so many great examples of this in this episode. There r times when its really clear that his words r coming out(n funny af,btw), and his brain is like "wtf r u saying bro?". This episode is def in my top 10, n maybe even my top 5 really!!! These two guys have such a beautiful, special vibe between them n it's obv 100% genuine, cuz we all know u can only belly laugh this hard with ur BFF 🤣😂🔥

    • @jessicarobertshaw8882
      @jessicarobertshaw8882 Год назад

      Omg same!!! I seriously came here to the comments for the sole purpose of saying the exact damn thing! Lol. I can't stop rewinding n rewatching the way the hearing aid story brings Sebastian's whole 9/11 bombed set n follow up awkward dinner benefit back around to the absolute perfect ending! Pete kills me with how quick he comes out with such gold!!! I think that atleast half the shit he says on the cast he has no idea whats about to even come out of his mouth, let alone how damn hilarious it's gonna be! His words seem to be moving faster then his brain sometimes lol, 🤣😂🤣 n there r so many great examples of this in this episode. There r times when its really clear that his words r coming out(n funny af,btw), and his brain is like "wtf r u saying bro?". This episode is def in my top 10, n maybe even my top 5 really!!! These two guys have such a beautiful, special vibe between them n it's obv 100% genuine, cuz we all know u can only belly laugh this hard with ur BFF 🤣😂🔥

  • @meganbrown7484
    @meganbrown7484 2 года назад +17

    I love that you guys are busting on eachother like brothers. You two are so in tune with eachother! Keep this banter going!

    • @joshuagarza2573
      @joshuagarza2573 Год назад

      Lol "busting on each other" followed up with "You two are so in tune with each other!" 😅

  • @michaeljohn6868
    @michaeljohn6868 2 года назад +38

    The Cast is back in the zone! Pete looks much more comfortable with the new set up. These guy’s need to do a movie together.

    • @francessalazar9868
      @francessalazar9868 2 года назад +1

      A movie, a sitcom, voice overs, animated series, all of the above 😉

    • @davedecker1725
      @davedecker1725 2 года назад +3

      Buddy cop movie!!

    • @rachellicee2380
      @rachellicee2380 2 года назад +1

      now that the skamdemic is over and they arent obsessed with who is wearing their masks correctly, tighter the better, it's fun again.

  • @laraestirn6848
    @laraestirn6848 2 года назад +15

    Saw you guys Saturday evening in Poughkeepsie. You were both amazing! I was in shock seeing Pete up on stage as the opening act! Best ever!! Even sitting in the audience experiencing the laughter from the surrounding people was "a happening." 🤣

    • @ginasahin5634
      @ginasahin5634 2 года назад +1

      I loved hearing the applause for Pete..

  • @Amy-dh6bk
    @Amy-dh6bk 2 года назад +9

    It was me, I’m a Cast subscriber, I was there. I was at the last show in Poughkeepsie.
    You had me in stitches the entire time, the both of you.
    Pete, I suffered a hot flash the moment you started explaining your exposure to your wife’s. And Sebastian I agree with you, not a lot going on in Poughkeepsie, but my 4 Hour Dr. to the show was well worth it.
    I don’t think they ever saw that many people in one event at any given time.
    Missed the show in three different places three different times, so glad I got to Poughkeepsie.

    • @sammmuelspaul1946
      @sammmuelspaul1946 2 года назад

      You don’t think they’ve ever seen that many people at one time? How big was the show?

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 2 года назад +18

    Seb's outfit looks like he's going to choreograph a revival of All that jazz.

  • @Sheli-_-
    @Sheli-_- 2 года назад +32

    You two need to go on more trips together, this was freaking hilarious!!!

  • @Steve-qo4hi
    @Steve-qo4hi 2 года назад +8

    “You traveled 5 hours in an outhouse” BAM

  • @cjj963
    @cjj963 2 года назад +10

    Sebastian’s hand movement of the ear tube was even funny. Love these podcasts…

  • @dawnledesma4654
    @dawnledesma4654 2 года назад +5

    My harness was really tight at this point!!!!!!! It was wrapped around my........oh my gosh I'm dying laughing.

  • @roxannetracy2931
    @roxannetracy2931 2 года назад +9

    Ah, Pete. Ya crack me up. Sebastian, you both are pure gold in the funny department.

  • @jppop6359
    @jppop6359 2 года назад +6

    STARTED the show coughing up a LUNG

  • @shadyladyrox
    @shadyladyrox 2 года назад +10

    Yes to the dark background Pete! Much easier to watch at night.

  • @mykalmatters8322
    @mykalmatters8322 2 года назад +13

    Pete gagging 3 seconds into the cast from the fumes coming off that freshly painted desk. Crack open a window guy!!

  • @harshreality2672
    @harshreality2672 2 года назад +5

    The irony of a show about hearing aids, has the most amount of time whispering in it, of all of the casts 😄.
    My cell phone needs a hearing aid! I spend WAY too much time raising and lowering the volume on it, it's a lost cause...😜.
    Thank you both for ALWAYS bringing the laughs. It truly is a gift when I get a notification of a new show 😊.
    💜 🎁😆👍🎁💜

    • @JM-tb9fs
      @JM-tb9fs 2 года назад +2

      yes, lot of whispering at times - could barely hear it

  • @traceyrossetti1009
    @traceyrossetti1009 2 года назад +6

    Ok guys this set up is much better AND the audio is finally more crisp thank you!!!

  • @judithnicholais1492
    @judithnicholais1492 2 года назад +14

    Pete the audiologist .. the entire hearing aid segment killed me. I'm dead. ' Your days of picking Up women are over but you'll be able to hear them say, No thanks ' .. funny Hearing Aid Stigma .. ( joke ) This one's a gem. And Pete nearly falling off the chair laughing so hard ...

  • @traceywalker9693
    @traceywalker9693 2 года назад +4

    Pete singing the song If you steal my sunshine. 😆 Sebastian and his harness shirt!

  • @loving_lioness3518
    @loving_lioness3518 2 года назад +5

    I'm literally stuck at home in Florida having my air conditioner replaced! So currently no a.c.!!! Man I needed this! Yay!

  • @juliecorr970
    @juliecorr970 2 года назад +5

    Looks like the two of you are in the same room it’s pretty cool. Love it🙋🏼‍♀️🫶🏼

  • @dedemillikan2401
    @dedemillikan2401 2 года назад +8

    Hi guys!! I just have to mention their are 2 white lines behind u Pete, on your back wall…. Great cast u two!! I love you guys ✌️😎

  • @KZ_MMA_
    @KZ_MMA_ 2 года назад +22

    Pete starting the show off with the weed cough 🤣

    • @francessalazar9868
      @francessalazar9868 2 года назад +1

      It wouldn’t be the same without it 🤣🫢

    • @nkk3997
      @nkk3997 2 года назад +4

      And the glistening body spray!!🤣👍

    • @immortaltyger1569
      @immortaltyger1569 2 года назад

      @@nkk3997 What's up with that?

    • @raider5921
      @raider5921 2 года назад +1

      He's taking more than one hitters😂

  • @mariegerig8377
    @mariegerig8377 2 года назад +6

    Would love to see Pete and you Sebastian in a comedy show. Your both great.

  • @brettlawson9488
    @brettlawson9488 2 года назад +6

    Pete's hearing aid jokes hilarious!

  • @SandraJsAdventuresOutdoors
    @SandraJsAdventuresOutdoors 2 года назад +5

    I love the all black background this time. 😊 it does help with sound, much better.

  • @susanshew2373
    @susanshew2373 2 года назад +4

    Not even a quarter of the way through and I'm dying!

  • @slf5141
    @slf5141 2 года назад +2

    You guys are the best .. this show cracked me up exactly what i needed... going through a hard time and this is therapy. Im in tears and cant breathe either

  • @victoryak86
    @victoryak86 Год назад

    I just find these two guys so much fun to just listen to them talk. They’re so in sync with each other and they’re a little like the Odd Couple. They just crack me up. How about a Pete ans Sebastian movie?😄

  • @stephanieperri2751
    @stephanieperri2751 2 года назад +2

    Just saw you in Poughkeepsie... So excited to see Pete too... You guys are the best!!! Thank you for making me genuinely laugh... It's the camaraderie that shines so bright..
    It's draws me, and the rest of us in ♥️♥️

  • @MarnettaAnn
    @MarnettaAnn Год назад

    I love how Pete stares intensely at Sebastian like he's hanging on every word of the story ...or, he's kind of high and is trying to stay focused 😜😜
    Love these guys! Thank you for making me laugh all day, every day!

  • @paulastapleton2402
    @paulastapleton2402 2 года назад +4

    I'm addicted! Love you guys!

  • @LilHobbling
    @LilHobbling 2 года назад +5

    Nice set up Pete, like the look!

  • @lynnglynn721
    @lynnglynn721 2 года назад +3

    I really needed this Cast today. Thanks guys.

  • @elisehansenhawkins9455
    @elisehansenhawkins9455 2 года назад +2

    Haha. The train guy. My hubby n I are always speculating about what type of guy is behind one of our sons train shows w real large train set in his basement.

  • @susanbrocksmith4255
    @susanbrocksmith4255 2 года назад +5

    Omg the hearing aids! My mom refuses to turn hers up because it bothers her so much, so we’re still yelling!

  • @rickc1194
    @rickc1194 2 года назад +1

    Great cast! Love the black background. Pete get something to cover up the light shining through behind you. My OCD is driving me insane when I see the light in the black background! Keep the great work up. Love you guys!

  • @michael-yu3rb
    @michael-yu3rb 2 года назад +2

    Sebastian, I think you were looking for the word "Hoytie Toytie" on the "crowd type" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @estellascouten1078
    @estellascouten1078 2 года назад +5

    Great cast gentlemen!!! What a great treat the cast listeners whom got to see both of you.....I'm so jealous!!! Saw Pete in Phoenix...gotta see Sebastian someday!!! Thanks for the laughs 🤣!!! 🤗💚🤟🐈‍⬛🦁♌NM

  • @HomeRecordingMadeEasy
    @HomeRecordingMadeEasy 2 года назад +2

    Sound absorption in Pete’s room! It’s about time boys. Sounds way better

  • @ginasahin5634
    @ginasahin5634 2 года назад +3

    I drove 3 hours to see you guys in Poughkeepsie...I loved the show and I love you guys.

  • @francesrose4585
    @francesrose4585 10 месяцев назад

    I was crying during “laid out the pot in the gym scene”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @missymorgan2891
    @missymorgan2891 2 года назад +2

    The whole hearing aid discussion 😂😂

  • @anthonybellini8501
    @anthonybellini8501 2 года назад +3

    THAT WAS SERIOUSLY SOME FCKIN FUNNY SHIT MAN!!! Rolling

  • @silversteel6312
    @silversteel6312 2 года назад +3

    Let’s play; CAN PETE STAY STILL FOR TWO SECONDS GAME!👏👏👏👏👏

  • @lynnglynn721
    @lynnglynn721 2 года назад +1

    Well I don't think Sebastian is getting asked back to the 911 gig!!!!! LOL

  • @sallyann4271
    @sallyann4271 2 года назад +1

    OMG... I am laughing out loud. This was a hysterical Cast. The hearing aid thing was hilarious.

  • @b-ludwig5721
    @b-ludwig5721 2 года назад +2

    Pete was on fire tonight Sooooo funny

  • @dawndavis647
    @dawndavis647 2 года назад

    I so relate with Pete and the solo drive! I call it organized chaos! Had me cracking up big time!!

  • @davidjamespiano
    @davidjamespiano Год назад

    OMG I'm dyin' that was the funniest opener I've ever seen on any show lol

  • @IronAngelsFitClub
    @IronAngelsFitClub 2 года назад +7

    Sebastian’s trainer is right on, high reps to lose weight, especially when he can’t do full on cardio. He’s getting cardio from the weight training and battle ropes.

  • @mattknapp1378
    @mattknapp1378 2 года назад +1

    Big Fan of the Cast and long time listener and watcher.. Absolutely love the Texts from Mom that's Sebastian's mother has been sending lol. Was thinking maybe you guys could do it more often lol. Texts from Mom bits here and there.

  • @haileymcnamara7081
    @haileymcnamara7081 2 года назад

    DEAD , crying tears of laughter. My makeup is literally off . The hearing aid pissing my pants

  • @davidjamespiano
    @davidjamespiano Год назад +1

    LMFAO!!! This is by far the funniest episode I've ever seen omg fn' hilarious

  • @jessicaallen7415
    @jessicaallen7415 2 года назад +2

    Steal My Sunshine by Len. Haven't heard that in forever. That took me back, Pete!

  • @christyshort8142
    @christyshort8142 2 года назад +3

    Use to love Sebastian the most but I hope you're not a bully. I love Pete. He's so generous and funny too. Share the funny!

  • @Positive7277
    @Positive7277 2 года назад +2

    Why is Pete so flippen handsome?!!! Love!

  • @vincentgaita3653
    @vincentgaita3653 2 года назад +3

    You guys are hysterical 🤣🤣😅

  • @CrimeConversations
    @CrimeConversations 2 года назад +3

    You traveled 5 hours in an outhouse 😂

  • @vischetty7736
    @vischetty7736 2 года назад

    If this show had a strapline it would read: ‘How long are you driving with piss in the car?’ 😂

  • @williamfinn1571
    @williamfinn1571 2 года назад +1

    Dark humor is great when you identify your own feeling about the situation

  • @katielewis6128
    @katielewis6128 2 года назад +1

    14:12 😂😂😂😂😂💀👻 ....I'm done LOLOLOLOLOLLLLL

  • @dianaoneil5469
    @dianaoneil5469 2 года назад +4

    Pete’s urinary issues......TMI 🥴🤣

  • @michele2832
    @michele2832 2 года назад +2

    Pete and the hearing aids is 👍 great 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mariacrochet8379
    @mariacrochet8379 2 года назад +4

    The show is always good, but I must say the visual aesthetics keep getting better.

  • @greco37
    @greco37 2 года назад +1

    Are you going to pull up to valet With piss in the car? 🤣 LMAO

  • @Mclovin91739
    @Mclovin91739 2 года назад

    Audio is PERFECT!! Love the upgrades

  • @irishhomebrewer
    @irishhomebrewer 2 года назад +1

    great pod again lads. love it. Greetings from Ireland

  • @gfmfly
    @gfmfly 2 года назад

    Pete....saw my mug! Your the best...glad it didnt end up in waste management landfill🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mimi-my5tr
    @Mimi-my5tr 2 года назад +1

    My face and stomach hurt from laughing so hard. This is the highlight of my week and I'm sure everyone would agree. From start to finish hysterical!!!! Pete if you're "white trash," I'll take the trash out every week. Not meant to be off colored in any way. Great job guys.🤣🤣

  • @mickeytorres693
    @mickeytorres693 2 года назад +1

    Pete, don't blame the foam 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @paulaellis7016
    @paulaellis7016 2 года назад +1

    I just love these guys. Sebastián you are the best

  • @marinac9339
    @marinac9339 2 года назад

    Terminal list is the best series!! Definitely a good watch!

  • @holymolar
    @holymolar Год назад

    Silence around building 7 is most deafening.

  • @alg54
    @alg54 2 года назад +1

    One foot in the grave guy hahahaha

  • @cris_stn
    @cris_stn 2 года назад

    Terminal List with Chris Pratt was FUCKING AWESOME !!!!!!!!!! I am glad you watched it Sebastian !!!

  • @shirleya3615
    @shirleya3615 2 года назад

    So MANY Laugh's.....
    I Love ❤️💙 this Show!
    Pete & Sebastian 💙❤️

  • @lynnglynn721
    @lynnglynn721 2 года назад +2

    Pete's backdrop looks great.

  • @shelleybennett9638
    @shelleybennett9638 2 года назад +8

    When Sebastian leans forward in his seat, I'm having trouble hearing him - the volume goes down quite a bit!! It's fine when he's sitting back. Anyone else?

    • @susanshew2373
      @susanshew2373 2 года назад +3

      Yes, me too. Turned my volume up and then Pete was screaming. . LOL

    • @andriadebose8484
      @andriadebose8484 2 года назад +2

      Yeah..I think because it's a hand held mic🥺

  • @jimshorts589
    @jimshorts589 2 года назад +3

    Your opening line at the event should have been 9/11 lesson learned, better to be late for work..Glad you didn't say how you bombed

  • @ginasahin5634
    @ginasahin5634 2 года назад +2

    Omg.. I had to go to the bathroom so badly but I was stuck in NY traffic and it was starting to hurt...in fact I was driving to Poughkeepsie to see your show... Saturday night.. anyway. I thought... Why not? Find a spot, pull over and pee in the bushes.. so that's what I did...first time I ever did that. Something about Pete's stories about peeing in the car gave me the confidence to go natural behind a small bush off a highway in NY city... Love you guys..

  • @glitterandsudsasmr7130
    @glitterandsudsasmr7130 2 года назад

    Patrick is doing a good job. 👍 Even the lighting matches, very professional

  • @cmotto.1
    @cmotto.1 2 года назад +5

    pause it at 11:33 its almost impossible not to laugh with these 2 !

    • @aquarianhealer
      @aquarianhealer 2 года назад +1

      Pete's like "bring it - I got a problem with you too!" (biting his finger like he's nervous)

  • @cherylzaccone9685
    @cherylzaccone9685 2 года назад +1

    Pete leaving his car running for 3 1/2 hours is so something I would do in a hurry!

    • @djd31289
      @djd31289 2 года назад

      Definitely a stoned move. lol

  • @JV6OF9
    @JV6OF9 2 года назад +2

    Hey Pete Sebastian's always giving you shit about you pissing in the cup. Which is hilarious but the next time he does it, you should remind him of a long long ago cast, where he told the story of heading out to NIU in DeKalb Illinois, late at night with them dark roads, with a U-Haul truck. And going back in there and shitting in a bird cage. My book that's a whole lot worse than, your pissing in the cup trick. You guys fucking crack me up, great cast, thanks for the entertainment.

  • @debbieskrletts725
    @debbieskrletts725 2 года назад +1

    Avocado and a halls. Too funny pete

  • @justadrummer1954
    @justadrummer1954 2 года назад

    Very much like the new backdrops you got going on. It was looking like a taping for a episode of Hollywood squares the last few episodes.

  • @chitown1966
    @chitown1966 2 года назад

    OMG you guys really were over the top today. I never laughed more or harder .
    Thank you so much.

  • @okayboomernyc
    @okayboomernyc 2 года назад +1

    Pete is like an Amazon delivery guy with his piss in the car. lol! amazon leaves theirs on our doorstep.

  • @tyreekingston6095
    @tyreekingston6095 2 года назад +2

    Can't believe you guys were in my area ! I listen to o you guys allll the time. Shitttt

  • @1erinjames
    @1erinjames 2 года назад +3

    Sebastian, if you go with Pilates, you will get to you body goals with size, long lean muscle AND pain free joints. Seriously try it for a month or 2. Way better for those with back problems!!

  • @dom4591
    @dom4591 2 года назад +3

    The black background is 100x better

  • @cvarikos
    @cvarikos 2 года назад

    'I didn't foken eat that food!!!!' ... bet every single person listening to this has experienced a full metal jacket moment just like that. Scary and hilarious. 'You think that's funny?'... brilliant

  • @ingrid5916
    @ingrid5916 2 года назад

    I thought for sure you would have stayed at the Mohonk Mountain House in New Paltz. It’s the nicest place in the Hudson Valley. Anyway we LOVED seeing you two so close to home! Thanks for a great show!!

  • @roxannetracy2931
    @roxannetracy2931 2 года назад +9

    The hearing aide you were discussing is the newest technology. On our Smartphones, we can adjust the sound. It sucks sometimes because some places are louder than other's. Semi-trucks drive me nuts if I am wearing mine. Oh, and Pete, I still get laid even though I wear a hearing aide. LOL!

    • @lovahgurl
      @lovahgurl 2 года назад

      If he reads this he'll feel bad for days that he said that now LOL

  • @jbrgr3039
    @jbrgr3039 2 года назад

    caught the sunday show, and both boys did great, but it was a treat to see pete crush!!! much love fellas

  • @botanicalbird93
    @botanicalbird93 Год назад

    Padded cell for Pete, perfect! 🤣

  • @meganbrown7484
    @meganbrown7484 2 года назад +1

    Nice touch on the double black backgrounds!