The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 513 (FULL EPISODE)
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- Sebastian receives a mysterious delivery of dog food, and Pete shares some showering tips!
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Not sure why y’all think your falling apart during the shows lately. Phenomenal episode, love the new set ups, production is great. Keep it up boys
The chemistry has been a little off with these new setups. Pete more so but they'll settle down into them.
If it’s even possible Pete you look even more handsome.
studs🔥🤣❤️
Your hot no matter if your wearing glasses or not. As long as your wife is still around, it doesn't matter
Yes, and Lana looks like Seby too! Cute couple!
Thirsty?
Seb's face when Lana came looked like he thought the hit men that sent the dog food as a warning showed up.
😆😆😆
Pete talking about his "soap cup" method and then feeling judged after might be a top cast moment haha
dyingggggggg
Pete is going to be the one arrested driving by and peering in to the camp.. lol
You guys killed me this time with the shower and pee stories.
Thank you for not dripping your pee Pete. Jackie must appreciate no drops on the bowl or floor. I never met a man who would comply with that request. 😉
" Patrick thinks he's part of the show" LOLOLOLOL🤣
he is
Why hasn't someone invented something that would prevent drops on the bowl or the floor? He'd be a millionaire, every married woman would buy one.
I thought the same thing. Sir “Step out of the vehicle”
This is hilarious 😂 I’m in the shower during this, didn’t see these jokes coming. 🤣🤣
Camera shots are more zoomed in, loving it
8:45 Pete pulls out his "READERS" lmao. I remember a while ago they had a whole thing about what to call reading glasses
Hey Pete, great job with the “soap and water cupping your ass crack”. simulation. And Sebastian, when you simulated it back to Pete. Had me rollin’. You two are absolutely hilarious.
PRICELESS, “Are you sending me the $50?” 💕
Its true! Pete is always being judged. Pete is a great human!!!! Mad respect of how he handles the constant judgement!!!!
It’s a joke bruh it’s not that deep
Pete being judged is part of The Cast. It's just jokes people.
LMBO: Mexican parents also NEVER allowed us to go on camps. They’d say: “Why’d you wanna go get molested? You’re not going!”
Yeah, you can never know what could happen
True
Yea so you stayed home and got molested...keep it in the family.
I'm Italian I wasn't allowed to go anywhere LOL literally
I was barely allowed to do sleepovers back in the day. Now if I had kids in this day and age, hell naw.
Pete feeling betrayed by "reality" tv is hilarious.
The devastated look on his face when found out it’s scripted lol
Summer camp is amazing!! The kids are in a safe environment. Pete's kid will grow up to be independent, Sebastian's kids will be living at home until they're 40 lol 😆
Sebastian wasn't allowed to go to camp and then said he had to group shower at camp.????
Yes, this is SO needed today! I've been watching old casts bc I need a moment away from everything going on in the world today!!!
Same lol I love how it feels like the old days. Zero politics. Just covering the real hard hitting issues of the world like brushing your teeth in the shower!
Yes!! Me too
Me too on soundcloud
Ok no Pete u go 1st I feel like I always cut u off….. ok then still proceeds to cut him off 😂😂 I love this show!
(Super serious face) “So are you sending me the fifty$?” 😂 😂😂😂😂
😂😂 Pete, with the soap cupping. I am laughing so hard, I’m crying.
I can’t believe how much joy I get from listening to 2 grown men talk about their shower routines
Stop doubting yourselves, the cast was good! I was laughing the whole time. 🤗
Pete cupping his hand and Sebastian’s reaction; holy sh$& 😆
This was actually my favorite episode of the year thus far. Great stuff guys.
this was a CLASSIC CAST !!!! LOL We learned 2 things! Pete "Pats the cap!" and Sebastian has "Crest on the Chest!" LMAO !!!!
48:40 The Thank You card was just... wow. Why am I getting emotional? lol. And YES do the PO BOX!!!!
“We’re losing them” hahaha
Kudos to keeping the split screen. Sebastian's reaction to Pete...priceless.
Love the cast! Greetings from Chicago!
When sabastian said “. Are you sending me $50!?” I screamed lol
Pete....I love the white and grey background. Your tan and dark hair just POP off the screen. It's a thing of beauty......
I dont think he realizes how handsome he is. And of Course so is Sebastian. Both easy on the eyes 😍
Never mind. I see Pete's white foam wall from Walmart. Lol. Their sitting closer to the camera! Very good! Old school vibe! Lovin the change back👍
Pete, don't ever return/reject money that is given to you. It is actually a blessing. You can do something nice for her if you want to, but really not necessary, or pay it forward, meaning do something nice for someone else that does not require money unless you want to.
I think that was very sweet of that lady.
Pete's imagination is noteworthy, I can see how he is a great comedy writer. This podcast reminds me of The Seinfeld Show where it was about nothing. You guys can take nothingness to the nth degree.
And how Kramer ate in the shower to multi task lol
You two are so effing hilarious!!!! Not losing anybody!! I’m crying
I love you both! The show is like ...home to me. Thank you!!!!🤗🤗🤗
“…And right after the drought is over...” 😂💀😂 pure gold!!!!
As a Flight Attendant out of OHARE ✈️✈️if I see Pete I’m going to yell “THE CAST”- be ready🤣🤣🤣
I almost cried tears of joy when I heard Jimmy from Boston at the beginning of this episode. I was so bummed out when I thought you were taking his bit out of the show..
I call the high pressure shower head in my shower "shawshank" setting.
JFB and DJ Lou being back is amazing. Really competes the cast. Hilarious ep guys
The soap cup move is burned into my memory forever. 😅
Especially when Sebastian does it. Lol!!
When Sebastian said "I'll tell you how to wash your ass out" - I busted out then thought OMG is he going to tell us he gives himself an enema - clean inside and out.
LOL....the shower stories!! You didn't lose me...I'm in...LOL
As a self confessed ‘paper dabber’ it was good to know Petey is as clean as I am 😂😂 Even on NOTHING this show is funny.
Love Sebastian. We saw him at the United Center last Christmas and the whole place was in hysterics. Very sweet at the end of the show when he brought his parents on stage. Very proud parents and a loving family.
pete's shower methods. Amaze.
And this is why you guys are THE BEST!!!! Ass washing had me LOL-ing so hard, I think I got a 6-pack! 🤣🤣🤣
P.S. Pete, I brush my teeth the same exact way! LOL
And Lana at the end…EPIC!!! 💗😍🤣
Oh my goodness Sebastian face looked so uncomfortable when Lana walked in like, "You are in my safe space, wtf." 😳😒 He didn't wave her in, she saw what she wanted to see.🤣
#TeachersRule and the lady who sent the “Hunge”, “C-Note” should get free tickets to a show in her town, for a girl’s night of fun❣️
Best episode so far. This show gets better and better. 100 dollar bill piece brought me to tears. Crying and laughing. Lana showing up had seb shook. 🤣
"I'm doin' it for the Cast!" hahahaha awesome.
I was moved to tears by Justine's gift to Pete, WOW, then Sebastian demands half of the money, absolutely murdered me, perrrfect timing. Laughing and crying all at once, bravo!
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life listenin’ to a podecast! 🤣
I am less embarrassed about being from Jersey every time I watch the Cast.
Love The Cast keep up the priceless FREE entertainment.
God Bless you guys and your families!!!!!
Every time Sebastion thinks he's losing listeners I'm dying laughing over the topic. You do the STEP UP??
Hands across the chest in the shower is a must! Especially when you start feeling achy when sick. It's because the water goes over the shoulders.
They thought it wasn’t good… never a bad one. Don’t get all Hollywood on us😂 The Cast is like two bodies sitting on the couch shooting the shit, that’s what’s so great about it.
Crazy podcast …. So real … we’ve all been there … Love you guys!
LOVE PETE in GLASSES. Have been trying to get him to put them on FOREVER! Italian STUD
Great cast --- funny funny bits -- loved the " hunge " you got from that fan Pete ..Thanks for sharing your having been acknowledged in such a lovely, heart felt way.
Just in time! I deep clean my kitchen once a week while listening to this podcast. The extra Patreon episode forces me to choose yet another room to deep clean once a month! 😊
“Lift up your lips and power wash”-Pete 🤣🤣
Pete teasing putting on his glasses was like a guy in a strip club waiting for the top to come off... Let's see it, Petey, baby!! 💵 💵 💵
Yes Def. Get a p. o. Box please so us normal ones can send you gifts and fun things… for the weirdos… they already know where you live. 🤣
“Are you sending me the $50”
Almost killed me, people around me had to ask me if I was ok.
Pete you look fine in the glasses -- don't sweat it and be self conscious.
Pete "I'm doing this for the bear!" LOL!
Lana is a riot showing up and asking to flash. I thought after Pete demonstrated how he washes his ass that Sebastian was going to stop but instead it got even funnier. The loofa has to hurt though. 🙄Please don’t ever stop the cast. 😭💜❤️💜
I think Lana was horny LOL. Why would she go into a room she thought Patrick was alone in?
Hey, Sebastian it’s Shawna here, I’m a hairdresser and heard you mention your use of Nioxin, well there’s a new eco product for fine and thinning hair called Ethica. It’s waaay easier than Nioxin and non toxic to humans and environment. Anyway, I prefer it way over Nioxin. Shampoo, conditioner and a spray. Apply spray and go… no waiting, no finicky processes. Easy. Just an fyi for ya. Smells like ginger, you’ll love it. Looove this show and both you guys together! Totally cracks me up!
Sebastian....you're looking good! I can see the results of your diet change in your face. Good work.
Sebastian's shower routine, brush teeth, shave...lol, what drought? 😂
lol he might as well cook breakfast while he's in there lol
19:00 Completely agree with the communal showers being *IMMENSELY WEIRD*. In high school and college I played sports and used to just wait for everyone to get done. Has nothing to do with any insecurities on my end. Not bragging, but no issues down there. lol. I just think it's extremely strange to shower naked amongst other people....especially guys. All public showers should be private stalls. Hell, I don't even take a piss at urinals anymore....too many weirdos with cameraphones. It’s all just very strange to me. I just like my privacy. Everyone should have privacy if they want it.
Lol…these 2 are like the Italian versions of Seinfeld and George sitting at the coffee shop exchanging ridiculous antidotes
Pete did look extra handsome this Cast. Also- love the new intro to the Cast. .. Especially the updated photo.. I am assuming Patrick gets the credit for that. AND I laughed OUT LOUD so many times during this Cast!!!!! Excellent.
Omg 😂 I'm dying over here 😭 what just happened 😭 "It's just life man" 😭
It sounds like when they dropped me off in NYC and I have to live. All I have is pepper spray. Wild animals on the subways. And I'm alone!
There’s absolutely no compromise between husband and wife when deciding what series to watch 😂
The Honeydew AND The Pete & Sebastian Show all on the SAME day? BEST TUESDAY EVER! 🤯♥️
And be more supportive to Pete and don’t judge him lol
These guys are crazy they look great in glasses what's happening ??!
Ahahahaha one of my husband's favorite shows is Expedition Unknown. He's always so delighted when he says, "This guy never finds SHIT, it's GREAT! What an asshat!"
Love the PO Box idea. I am with Sebastian on the dog food, too many crazy people out there!
Don't feed your pets with anything sent to you! Too many wackos out there.
Adopt don't shop. Get in touch with "Hope for Paws " in L A. They know all the rescue centers that could use that dog food
WoW! Nice new opening credits/intro!
Absolutely love you guys!
Thank you for your sharing your laughter!
So nice to see Lana here. Would love it if Lana and Jackie joined the show for at least one episode.
Yeah a meet the wives cast would be cool
Would love the girls participating
No no and no.
Best Cast! You two are great entertainment!
Pete’s shower routine expression & sebastians face 🤣🤣
Please do a PO Box!!! This episode was HILARIOUS 😂 The shower descriptions had me crying. Best podcast everrrrrr
Once again, not disappointed in The Cast. Boy do I have a story of when I was a kid and was in Day Camp,lol.
"You sending me the 50?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is Patrick rethinking his lifes choices? Googling piss streams! Fucking gold fellas!!
Pete sure does look very, very handsome. 😉Love u both. 🥰Listen ever single day including starting from beginning again!!
It's those who AREN'T washing their ass that we gotta worry about. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣. Y'all ain't losing listeners don't worry. 👍 And yes my husband brushes his teeth in the shower too!
The whole shower discussion could have been on Seinfeld
Summer sleepover camp is big moment in a kids life…new experiences, meeting new friends, sharing, singing at campfire, confidence builder…if Sadie really needs you, you will hear from her…
Bright blessings,
Montana Karen
The way that I fucking hollered when sebastian said "Are you sending me the $50?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was the funniest one yet Lollll
THANK GOD FOR YOU GUYS
"I TAKE A BUNCH OF SOAP AND CUP IT, & PUT UP MY ASS. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pete Is HILARIOUS
🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣just crying. This show can cure depression. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It looks like Sebastien is the therapist and Pete is the patient here.
I never saw my husband laugh so hard in 36 years together then when he watched one of your specials Sebastian! Friggin hilarious and I'm glad I found your show!
How is Pete not on the telly he’s so fit as well as funny